Penis Tree Perturbs Neighbors

[saltyshoelace]

Accusations of morality ಠ_ರೃ

[sortedevaras]

Best christmas tree ever.

1:00 Thats odd a big cock seems like just what she needs in her life.

[AdamHimself69]

ITS A TREENIS TREERECTION!

[AdamHimself69]

its a TREE-NIS!

[dejai12345]

I Wonder If It Could Fit In A Vigina.? A Tree Vigina Maybe.?

[MarxuxII]

turned off annotations.

[1WC4L]

DAYUM! And I called my docter if an erection lasts 4 HOURS! This guys gotta keep his wood till Wednesday! Thats like 2 days!!!

[Catuxalina1]

What is the Ameriqaeda DEA doing spying on this poor man?!? Fuck the city for harassing him and fuck the DEA and their Jewi$h ma$ter$. Fuck the ordinances too; they are NOT Constitutional! Fuck the HOA too!

[TheFightingwarrior]

thanks for the directions to his house now i can go rape him

[aseglkj]

@QaZNoOp279 your mom sneaks in there at night and sits on t

[fluffydolly]

lmao...kool!!

[kickpushmintymint]

TREE ERECTION :D

[taffydavenport1]

hahaha funny as shit!!

[pw2eHad2]

LOL

[x7Verisimilitude]

whoever said the annotations arent funny is dumb, i loved the annotations :D

[DetroitIsCrust]

You can turn them off then asshole.

[jackleg000]

@DetroitIsCrust awesome, i didn't know you could turn em off. no offense yo yours, i prefer humor to spam anyday

[satchboogyfan]

Small minds in Az

Let's burns some books

Let's censor all art

It's a tall tree, you would only see it if your looking for it

Oh that's right Az was the last state to observe MLK day as a national holiday

[DetroitIsCrust]

@satchboogyfan

Oh yes, observing a holiday for a racist, communist, philandering, bigot is surely a sign of intelligence.

Moron.

[jeffer2m]

The Annotations make it watchable.

[skdkskdk]

I found the annotations good, could even improve them a little towards a huge wood climax

[AidenIsLove]

HA.. This is a tree that will offend you so if you want to see it, here's the guys fucking home address LOL.

[NJrockPD]

Funny story, but the comments written by DetroitIsCrust are just annoying.

[needa66762]

LOL!!!

[cubs2084]

Your annotations are obnoxious and not funny.

[sortedevaras]

1:47 ok we all knew he was going to try to put it between his legs at some point.

[ch33sybrandon]

Gods not real idiots.

[LukeGatewoodable]

yes he is

[GodsModerate]

Why do the gays always ruin it for everyone? Chop it down and give people their morality back.

[DetroitIsCrust]

@GodsModerate Odin will chop jesus down and give the devil his dinner.

[GodsModerate]

Make your jokes, tough guy, but I'll pray for you, anyway, even though I doubt it will do any good. Just wait until you die. God is going to kick your blaspheming rear end while Jesus and I watch you burn forever.

[coreycruse]

How loving of Jesus

[DetroitIsCrust]

@GodsModerate Impossible, I will summon the power of Odin and Thor and smite you with the Waves of Poseidon!

[DetroitIsCrust]

@GodsModerate Impossible, Thor would kick jesus' ass anyday of the week, and poseidon would drown jesus if he tried to walk on his seas!

[GodsModerate]

Okay. Do it.

[DetroitIsCrust]

@GodsModerate

Odin saw jesus on a bus and beat him down.

[GodsModerate]

You really can't see the difference between your joke and the one, true savior, Jesus Christ, can you? That's too bad. Like I said, I'll pray for you.

[Triconium]

This video would be much better without the pathetic annotations. Let the video speak for itself. Don't try to be a comic.

[DetroitIsCrust]

@Triconium This video would be way better without the lame comments.

[skatt4u]

@DetroitIsCrust haha love the annotations, nice post. Love thy neighbor's 20ft tall penis tree.

[anthonyandpoptart13]

dude captions are wicked funny!!!

[PixiChick2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!!! thats so funny :)

[2112andy]

knock on wood

[TransformedMan]

reporters should be killed for giving out his address and people who think this is news or an issues also deserve the same fate

[DontTaseMeBro77]

wonder if Catherine will plant her tulips around the stump

[whoodiestyle]

charity my ass hes buying a new tv or some shit..

[Cammac360]

This must be a real shocker to these old ladys that only see penises on honeymoons lol.

[igormicro]

only in america !!!

[JaviSR20DET]

So what. its just a penis I see mines every day

[UxxxSukk]

wannabe

[DetroitIsCrust]

fag

[Prometheus2k2]

What's even more crazy is they gave that guy's home address out!

[iGuy38]

WTF, it doesn't even look like a dick unless you think like that!

[Thespartan18]

that only looks like a dick if your like mind is focused on dicks. These people are all like Seth from superbad.

[maisler]

What the fuck is wrong with USA?

Land of the free? Fuck no. U.S is all about christan morality bitches, Jehova's witness power play bullshit.

How can that be offensive and how the fuck can't they say the word penis in TV.

Its fucking pathetic that he has to take it down. Jesus christ, america sometimes suck

[JaviSR20DET]

Do u want ur 8 year old son to see that? U fucking POS!

[ixcuincle]

Lol

[designck]

Hilarious, bizarro story... only made more bizarre by the weirdos that are outraged by it! "moral decay"... "think of the children"..."attack on Morality"...? What? Those expressing offense are the true moral outrage! The newscasters are even too afraid to say the word "Penis"... instead oping for a silly rhyme to a town name. Are we that pathetically twee in this country that we can't deal with the reality of body parts, even in conversation? Gimme a break!

[TijuanaDonkey]

bravo to who did the tagging!

[benwithoutyou]

This is symbolic of the moral decay of American society today.

[kemicon]

@benwithoutyou wow you need to lighten up man.

[benwithoutyou]

It was sarcasm :p

[kemicon]

it's tough to tell on youtube some times. I applaud your effective yet stealthy use of sarcasm.

[splashbeats]

SEEN MCLAUGHLIN

[keithtube1]

SAVE THE COCK TOWER!

[xixafilo]

won't somebody please think of the children?

It's really an outrage and a direct attack to morality

-_-

[DetroitIsCrust]

Yes you're right. A child seeing something that looks like what is inside his own pants is highly disturbing.

[ChoadNamath]

There's so many ridiculously stupid and quirky things that the "news" people have going on here (and seem totally oblivious to) that it could be an Onion News Network segment.

[DetroitIsCrust]

It really does appear to be fake...even though it's completely true. It's almost as bad as the bubb rubb news cast.

[audient]

The anchorman doesn't know how to pronounce his own name. what a tool.

[DetroitIsCrust]

HAHA..I never even caught that...seen?

[kkgemini86]

If you think a body part is immoral, you have WAY bigger problems to tend to lol.

It's a penis and to be honest, it isn't even that good of a penis. People really need to chill the fuck out.

[justincasejustgosk8]

haha he's got a woody!

[robotpanda77]

The tree is also jewish apparently.

[geightkeiper]

LMAO!

[MajorasFlask]

1:17 "the bigger the better" this guy obviously has his own personal tree :D