Free Speech-ish

[TheMartinBgify]

hold 2 and he becomes a squirrel

[crazed4sparkelz21]

Don't hate on pugs Danny!!!!

[gibbo1112]

@TheBladeEdge good luck convincing me that christians are hateful and murderous, e.g. The crusades, or perhaps damn near wiping out the celts from england?

[2752lw]

im using the hitler effect if i comepair you guys to hitler ull stop talking about religion n stuff right? love you show danny its awsomness on a stick. because evrythings better on a stick :)

[Dareyou2figuremeout]

"Tainted with a douchbaggyness." Best. Line. Ever. <3 XD

[theEddieworld]

also i dont like how the retarded muslims treat women like how just because I'm christan why should i have to choose creationism it's rediculous (although i am christan i believe evolution took place) also retarded muslims don't just take jokes too seriously they also take thier own book too seriously eg. it's says women aren't alowed to where miniskirts and stuff like that not to be covered all up with clothing (I haven't actually read the book so it migght have been worded differently...)

[MsTuber2011]

the way he says gurt sounds like he's dry-heaving

[Badkuipeend]

@TheJSBachMr You THINK he's a crazy man. Please, speak for yourself. Thank you very much and have a nice day!

[ProfessionalPersian]

omg =i had a headacheand it hurt my head wen he screamed in da begining dam:(, but anyways lov ur vids man

[kayleighcamper]

I love how you giggle, I love your laugh;D

[jdbehrens]

lmfaoooo eugoogley i just watched zoolander this morning too xD

[AlyssaSison]

LOL @ UR LAUNDRY MONEY.

[JBh8rGurl101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3:18

[JBh8rGurl101]

first name Yo, last name Gurt...hehheh

[jclark7475]

That shit is personal!!!! Lol

[wiggs333]

...GØRT!

[krisman3]

the most epic FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU i have ever heard :D

[ilyNirvana98]

first name yo last name gurt..aohhhaoohh have u ever heard that 1 befor..no..actually no i havent danny..but thanks for sharing.. :)

[ukgreaterlondon]

freedom of speech does not exist, people MOSTLY MEN create arguements from problems other men have caused and so freedom of speech is a crime all because us men are the root of all problems.

freedom of speech is no crime in my view like if i use truth to hurt another person MOSTLY MEN then we won't argue, we will use truth with truth to hurt each other THAT IS THE PROPER WAY TO HAVE TO SHOUT AND HAVE A FIGHT :)

if the other person is hurt then we know about it-mind reading-do it for fun=evil.

[vkigo3]

i thought we were lemon drops

[Mineman214]

when i went to the bank the other day and i told a teller "FUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOUUUUU" i felt she shouldn't have gotten upset

[kaciisbored]

OMG! I am watching all your videos from the beginning and Im still only in 2008? You have so many videos I think I'll be here for days, at least you are hilarious enough for it to be worth it

[LanteanKnight]

I don't think Geert Wilders has ever heard YoGurt before because it's not how you pronounce his name.. :P

The double E sound in Dutch is more like the double E in the word 'beer'.

[1UnknownBand1]

My friend and I pulled the best April Fool's joke on a friend of mine from the local skating rink. He is like our brother, so we decided to tell him that my recent ex (which was a friend of his) got me pregnant. He got so angry he was about ready to beat the kid with a baseball bat XD but we stopped him before it got out of hand. Best ever, it was hilarious

[mrmetalbanger96]

press rapidly 2,5,0,4,6,7,8

[LoVeHuRtS13579]

Your laugh is so cute :D

[Helena535]

hahahahaha .. '' first name Yo and second name GUrt '' haha '' Yogurt'' :D

[HeavyMetalAndWhiskey]

Gert: "Muslims are bad"

Muslims: "Gert must die"

Case and Point I guess. I mean I know a few people that are muslim and they don't go around demanding people should die for talking bad about muslims. They just shake their head and roll their eyes at most.

Maybe there is something in the water that the eastern muslims drink that make them a bunch of douche bags.

[spiderman17563]

@samanthabebb123 i am so sorry man it seems my little brother was on my account i want to say sorry on his behalf

[xguitarsongx]

Hahahahahah! It's funny that you talked about Muslims, cause there's a Muslim dating ad on the side of this video

[gigijord]

3:19 Loled my ass off.

[Roflinurface]

i have $10 in quarters xD

[xLisdexicx]

"... Outside of the embassy in jacka- lacka-deeky-deeky-dooka-laa."

[iluvhorses1313]

GURT!!!!!

[spiderman17563]

danny can you do a video on why some people are born with brith defects it so unfair there panet fucked up so they will pay for it thats a dick move you know

[PhantomFrogsFury]

the man in the mask looks asian!

[DjSickBeatZz]

WHAT DID U SMOKE???????????????

[6thLMNT]

1:55 is funniest!! hahaaha

[quack404]

ha its funnier cos the proper dutch pronunciation of his name is Hghert (guttural sound on the H which is pretty hard to type) Vilderssh which really isn't that much better :) and he's a dick

[xShadowsaur]

Yo, Gurt, SUP!?

[xandermort]

WTF JELLY BEANS?? i liked being a lemon drop...

[GUITARMAN1546]

2:50 Zoolander! 

[genaralkitty]

0:58 to 1:00 is the funniest bit

[gaz2206]

Sounds like Matthew Gray Gubler doing the intro! Anyone noticed....?

[MelBieber54321]

can i say something...u have the most amazing smile :D

[libbyluvzu]

0:31 is the funniest part! :D

[mcmtaylor]

GURT

[XGLLynx]

@gradualreport

 umm... fail?

[catsrock67]

i have 10 bag in quaters ahahahah

[ElchinMendes]

why are there floor boards on your room sealing danny?

[CarlisleLuvr4eva]

Who was that!? What did he say!? I bet it was important! ohh i <3 the man in the mask!! :]

[acidburn1993]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha lol

[LanteanKnight]

Lol first of all you pronounce Geert's name wrongly, secondly he did not get elected (yet).

[AlexandKelsie]

"And to those of you who are reading my diary, stop. that shit's personal."

[EffOff69]

You dumb fucks commenting this video don't know how to spell "message" right. Massage is something you get when you're sore.

[binnulingur]

Ugooguly = Zoolander! :D Awesome!

[selfsenter]

good logic dude but you didnt elaborate on you insulting the teller lol

So Girt can insult muslims and expects to be debated with but you can insult a bank teller and also expect the same thing?

Denmark lost millions after that movie from a boycott of their products to arab countries.

The companies inturn put pressure on the government to do something and sent apology letters saying we dont approve of wilders works.

In a bank u will also get kicked out and refused service.

[selfsenter]

To further explain my point.

The real world differs greatly form the pacifist ideology of free thinkers and liberals.(not that im against liberty etc)

The muslims want girt silenced.

The US blocked all world trade to NKorea just bcz of their ideology and hate speech towards the US.

The US has done the same to libya in the past and Iraq simply in response to hate speech by those countries.

So condemning the Muslims for something the US does on a larger scale is .... hypocracy?

world is wierd.

[ntk0520]

i died at 0:58 XD

[Nattitattat]

tainted with douchebaginess...lmao

[pederasii]

that was a good massage danny as always :) 5/5

[scarsxlife]

FUCK YOU!!!!! hahahha awesome danny

[afroninja010]

dat was to pederasii btw

[Furious6frog]

Sorry, Danny, I won`t stop)))

[afroninja010]

r u just out of ur mind fool

wtf is rong wiv u

does ur momma beat u up everyday or sumin

if u got stuff against MUSLIMS say it to their face n see what happens to your sorry ass

Fukin pussy sayin it on youtube

[pederasii]

0yea sorry i removed it ;\

[afroninja010]

dats good :-)

[pederasii]

yea :( i wouldnt like to hurt anyone by saing mean thing so yea ... take care :)

[1Thrueman]

wow... you rly are a lonely idiot... no1 has anything against muslims, we have stuff against retarded muslims like you, try not being a fuckface and threatning people on youtube, fucking lonely internet hooligan...

[clansmaninlove]

did you notice that danny insults everyone and then everyone laughs at it?

he insulted serbians much more than muslims and neither of serbians shit about it(because they can accept that he's actually saying the brutal truth about them), and you muslims get insulted for everything that was said about you. just look what fun is made out of jesus christ for example. but if i say that your great muhamed is fake or a retard or something, then you all take bombs and explode all over. just fuck off :|

[Medifro]

thats because we respect our religion so much, as it should be.

and by the way, when Jesus gets insulted we get mad too.

while i like this video, Danny didnt see the anti-muslim film. there's a BIG difference between a movie with arguments and a movie with hatred. the first is O.K and are welcomed if its purely done from an objective view rather than putting lies, which happens far more than you think, and is the reason muslims get mad quickly.

because we're sick of it.

[Danni293]

@Medifro The point is that the guy who said it has the freedom of speech (and he was probably talking about the extremist Muslims anyway which not many people realize that certain group of extremist Muslims are the terrorists America knows today) so they don't have the right to demand he be killed. I am a Christian, and I respect the Islamic religion and culture, I am just saying certain extremist groups don't have the right to demand someone in america (with the freedom of speech) be killed.

[Ms10907]

@clansmaninlove stupid fuck

[MrUndertaker316]

@clansmaninlove And what would that brutal truth about the Serbs might be?

[rambroski]

@clansmaninlove I'm going to point out a flaw in your logic. You make the claim that if disrespect is shown toward's our "great muhamed" as you so sarcastically put it, then we, as Muslims, go blow ourselves up. This alone, goes to show how ignorant and gullible the majority of the population is, and also how the media takes advantage of this. Let me ask you this, what's a better headline? "Respectable Muslim Demonstration" or "Insane Religious Extremist Commits Disastrous Suicide?"

[rambroski]

@clansmaninlove Oh, and also, I don't believe you see too many Muslims out there disrespecting Jesus Christ...you wanna know why? Because we actually believe in him...wow, go figure. So the least you could do is show some mutual respect, and not put down an entire civilization, one who once ruled the world might I add, because of some religious differences. We're all people, at the end of the day.

[GreatYamatanoOrochi]

@clansmaninlove are you SERIOUSLY retarded??? you think muslims are suicide bombers? you are an idiot, they are TERRORISTS, who chose their way like that, not cuz of muslim teachings, im muslim myself, im not a suicide bomber, you think christanity is better? no, NONE of us have full proof that either of our gods exist, i believe in our god, i always will, but i dont have proof, just like you, i dont have anything against christians or atheists, or jews.. i just dont like when people bullshit...

[TheBladeEdge]

@GreatYamatanoOrochi LOL Muslims dont know how to argue and prove their religion as better. They just ask you to convert, and if you dont, they blackmail you, threaten with starvation, kidnapping, rape, torture and murder, and then, when people give in, they create Bosnia - the country of people scared into treason. Muslims there acted even worse then the invaders, and hated their own people more then them, just to keep their privileges and status. That's what Islam does - divide and conquer.

[GreatYamatanoOrochi]

@TheBladeEdge lol.... we dont do anything like that, sonny, when people started believing in Islam, christians tortured people because of that, killed in the most ruthless way possible, why? because we have our own religion, its ok, u can go back to torturing your neighbour now, im done, if u got something else to reply, please dont, it will be pointless and stupid, like u

[TheBladeEdge]

@GreatYamatanoOrochi First off, dont mix Catholics with Orthodox Christians; and dont mix Roman and Greek Orthodox Christians with Serbian Orthodox Christians. Second, you dont even seem like you posses the intellect to respond with an argument to counter mine. Third, you dont even know your own history.

[GreatYamatanoOrochi]

@TheBladeEdge YOU dont know OUR history, why should i argue with a dog like you? i'd rather chill at home having a time of my life

[TheBladeEdge]

@GreatYamatanoOrochi Hahaha so that's how you react? You poor little wretched man..... Now I see, you shouldn't be argued with either. Those like you are worthless.

[GreatYamatanoOrochi]

@TheBladeEdge yeah, and i should be tortured by you retarded people for being a muslim and not christian

[TheBladeEdge]

@GreatYamatanoOrochi no, you should be tortured for murdering and torturing Christians. Not for being a Muslim. If Muslims didn't attack us first and murdered our people on our land, we would have got along. Other then your hateful and murderous nature, Islam and Christianity are very similar.

[GreatYamatanoOrochi]

@TheBladeEdge lol who the fck told u that? when islam just started, like i already said, christians were angry and started torturing and killing muslims for turning away from christanity, you hardly know anything..

[TheBladeEdge]

@clansmaninlove Whats even more funny, is that he didn't say anything about Croatians, yet you're here giving us all lectures. :) Yes, after years of being betrayed by everyone around them, Serbs feel that very little insults have any real meaning whatsoever, and that it just means that the person who said the insult is really a douche who doesn't know anything about them. Thus, the douche himself (Danny) is rendered funny for just being retarded. Muslims on the other hand are plain spoiled.

[theEddieworld]

@clansmaninlove not all muslims are like that just the retarded ones

[pederasii]

if that massage is towards me then i am going to tell u this : so i say somthing and u instantly start threating .... OK so that brings back thee question the muslims are cruel and animal-like :? u lack arguments and second i am saying what i wanna say where ever i wanna say it ;/

[IstinaBEPA]

wow...i never thought of it that way...

yea gert wilders is a really cruel man but people reacting to his gibberish gives his argument value...

my dad told me to ignore all the hateful people in high school. at first, it was hard advice to follow but i realized why he told me that...and you explained it even better for me thanks

[hoodedraider]

lol at geert wilders.. the way he pronounces it :P

[EviLMuska]

3:18 - 3:21

HAHAHA!!! XD

[Whoops29]

HeHeHe i love you :D

[DJJESSED]

I told a teller, FUCK YOU!!!!! LMAO Danny you rock.

[fruitygirl3849]

i have a pug named penny(she is a girl)

[Slance1Himself]

I love Danny's voice :D

[Slance1Himself]

Danny was in my dream last night, he visited latvia, right where i live, it was AWESOME :D

[FlyerFilms]

You remind me of a llama

[anomaly206]

Well done Danny boy you made a good and reasonable point

[zomglolbg]

"They are so cute, that they are ugly"

[thewaytolove]

Children should be treated as though we love them. Circumcision is painful, damaging, and a violation of human rights. Support the right to choose: end forced genital cutting! NOHARMMdotORG

[ncfwhitetigress]

Thanks for promoting this! Me likey foreskins and think there should be more of them.

[kieran14z]

0:31 was funny as hell

[alley5456]

omg haha. tainted with the dusch bagyness....hillarious

[iroxuruniverse]

hahaha so funny :]

[JayMaySlay]

lol yo gurt. please never stop making videos ur so jokes

[beersandwich97]

GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[DennisDeSlager]

too.. funny..

but Danny, u do suck at pronouncing Geert Wilders, it's a regular name here ^^

[gooldude3]

HAHA! "eugoogly" ZOOLANDER, hilarious!

[Beddrat]

Oh god.

Zoolander.

[treytrey3]

Danny is smart. :D

[gooldude3]

i know, he knows so much random stuff, i wonder what he does...

[ElAndoro]

why my english is so shitty, I can't understan all things what he's saying

but I really want to!!!

[lllllSeanlllll]

LOLOLolol

[BlinkerBoyEd]

First name Yo, Last name...

[Goulden21]

"shat that thing out of my womb" HAAAAAAAH.

[bitesizebob]

sorreh....>_> i'll stop...

[SahSha19935]

bahahhahahah your the funniest freak i've EVER seen!!!!

[MagyarRockerHonved]

BEST VID EVER

[vongolablood]

hi naty its me!! bite me!

[tekietee]

wow ur a fag *uses freedom of speech*

[kelsoh7]

finally heres someone insane enough to satisfy my add

hooray!

[madvideo7]

wat a weird dude sometin\mes hes funny sometimes hes not

[imakemovies666]

666th comment xD

[genuinekiller]

reminds me of jim carey somehow lol

[jcarraway420]

what a weird dude

[esmeee288]

pugs are so cute that they're ugly .

[Clewy08]

EITHER WAY ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW !

XD

[acchmed55]

your not a fag.....

april fools!!!!

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

freeom of speech exists to protect unpopular speech.

[juancarrillo001]

this dude a fukkin attorney?!?!?!!?

damn... hes fukkin smart

[meplusyouequalsx]

two words

the mask.

not your blue mask by the way

THE mask

green face

catching my drift?

[mymothersmeatloaf]

hey look everyone its jim careys brother LMFAO

[drummerdaz]

I am so going to say that to a hobo

[SpeedingBullet15]

He reminds me of..Jim Carey.. haha.. Great though.. isnt he?!

[bobwatters]

is he wearing lipstick

[Zer0528]

DUDE YOUR AWESOME

Final Samtion IVE SEEN EVERY OF YOUR WEBISODES YAA

[SCgirl73]

u remind me of max headroom ;)

[Micki005]

Pugs Are So Cute..That There Ugly :)

LOL

[ninjaaaw]

lol u so remind me of jim carrey

[BlackiceMikel]

lol omfg lol 1:57- 2:00

[magoostu2006]

you stole a joke from zoolander.... still funny though

[ribbgid969]

this guy fucking p0wns and for you people that are offended...well you can go fuck yourself for all i care.

[XRayToroGirlX]

LOL! so glad i found u lolz

[NAR115]

ROFLMAO!

[fericire7]

yeah he's smart, he's good 'to' words and find himself in unusual entourages of neat ideas, which render him completely vulnerable to cool balanced expressions soaring from his nasty drippin' wit lash wounds... :)

[zahedbata]

this guy REALLY is VERY SMART O.O even though he acts VERY DIFFERENT ..had to put the caps for extra strength in the meanings =]

[pokemondude0]

Pugs are so cute there ugly LOLLLLL

[jabrahams182]

she did it for teh lulz idiot

[EmpireHardcore]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but after watching this vid, I think cartoons are coming to life. Well done sir.

[i2slick4u20]

@EmpireHardcore LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Jukalaboo]

you joined on my birthday

[meelker12345]

dude why arent you coming to canada on your world tour

[gunnyjack23]

Because Canadians are simply retarded.

[SinSlate]

What the fuck. how are Canadians retarded??

Plz tell me how

a good answer

not some gay ass bullshit

[wassuppeeps]

towards the end you started to sound like trey parker from south park lol

[Olivernauts]

this reminds me of that old saying

Normal person + audience + anyonamitity= TOTAL F*UCKING ASSHOLE.

[gunnyjack23]

Never heard that saying... Perhaps you should go die in a fire.

[cipriano119]

love the man in the mask!!

[neifpolo]

1:56 OMG !ADRB SHWAEVB abæanh sfæonsadfh LOLOLOLO rnlgk anffna WTF!! Wf f FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUY W ! safhahahahahAHAhAhAhaHAhAhaHOM­G oh ....

he.... he... ahhhhhhhh

[neifpolo]

the begging april fools joke was fun too

mostly cuz i do it myself

[metobeque]

heuaheuhae awesome

i like hese type of videos the most. There are some where u just say funny shit, but in this one u say funny shit while trying to make a point. Very good.

[HeadShotCinema]

whoa man! i'm the 12,265th view! party! alright! Actually bullshit don't post crap comments like this

[Spectre11B]

Or the person could tell truthful facts that are hateful - such as;

Your ass looks like two hogs fighting over a Ho-Ho.

Then you become the man who is hateful but damn he tells the troof. Welcome to my world.

[goldelx6]

Please dont stop ! you have got to be funny even while sleeping !

[iliketorock21]

thank god they un-blocked it.

now i can watch Danny again!

[TsukiLady]

thank you for the great vid... i actually agree ppl who say hateful things should be left to say these things, and then justice prevails in the end..

you are on the other hand the funniest guy on youtube! keep them coming ;)

[pooperuber]

JELLYBEANS!!

[PegEikine]

"and for those of you who are reading my diary...stop,that shit's personal" XD that made me lol

[choosewiselypuntnl]

it's pronounced geird, like in weird

[heikozzz]

Backloader - Hinterlader

[LaylaiCill]

Sad thing is that Geert Wilders gets a lot of votes (pronounced different then Gurt by the way). He's well on his way to become the next Hitler... Hopefully those stupid Dutch will find out soon. (Dutch myself... Yeah, those idiots here embarrasse me)

[whitefloweret]

silllly littlllle. you are the best.

[puppyeyes748]

Hey that guy is a douchbag cause he says hateful things

lmao dude your the best