How To Crack an Egg

[FieryPandaProduction]

Step 1: Break the shell

Did you know that chickens lay eggs?

[catgirl1014]

my dad is a chef and can crack 4 eggs at the same time 2 in each hand

[Thehorsebabe99]

how did i get here?

[LlamaDemonia]

Hey Shut Up everyone, it's not THAT easy if you've never learned... :(

[0415pain]

Omg! howcast are running out of ideas !

[TheHejsan]

NO WAY?! How the fuck did u do that? ;O

[benjamnb]

eggs are actually high in cholesterol



[Megansings01]

i can do this ONE HANDED AND WITH MY EYES CLOSED. no joke.

[abareemo82]

I used to crack my eggs softly......then I took an egg white to the face....

[coolgu1729]

@abareemo82 you sure that was egg white

[abareemo82]

@coolgu1729 :|

xD

[xCALLLOFDUTYx]

WHO HAS A "FAVORITE" HAND?!?!?!?!

[kari00ws6]

There's still black stuff on that guys hand.

[believeunisexdayspa]

I guess I am cracking my eggs right :/)

[StillAware]

Wait... step 4 is to let the contents of the egg fall into the bowl?! Oops.

[SuperSurinder123]

Favourite Hand, you mean the hand which i used to jerk with

[chrainbolt]

@SuperSurinder123 That's why Step 1 was wash your hands.

[SuperSurinder123]

@chrainbolt HAAAAAA

[ww5320]

I'm so bored that I'm watching this.... I can crack an egg with one hand

[hearts2132]

you will need an egg and thumbs



[eddie054]

But the shells are the tastiest part!

[Winkler099]

I wouldn't want someone cooking my eggs with a tattoo like that on their hand.

[JoycexSuJu]

T.T you dont need all that just crack the goddamn egg on a surface T.T

[g4m3r4w4175]

omg this is not helpin i ust looked this up because im learning how to crack an egg professinaly you dumb whore

[g4m3r4w4175]

is soap and water neccicary i think people know how to wash their hands before cooking

[Twinpact]

Step 1: Buy the eggs

Step 2: Go to your prrinciples house

Step 3: Knock on he's door

Step 4: Give him the eggs

DONE

[sladesyd]

but what if i dont wanna use my favorite hand

[SpecialNerfServices]

I do not know how to crack an egg

[batista619cena]

why am i watching this..

[wolfforce58205]

I'm not going to use my favorite hand. NOW WHAT?!

[ilovezac126]

i swear to god howcast thinks we're retarded

[mroczny81]

"...to make a clean horizontal crack." and as everybody can see, the crack wasn't remotely horizontal!

[Thial1000]

Next in Howcast: How to make cereal

[boredomtv100]

Home-made cookies... out of scrambled eggs?

[TheToploaderwasher]

Next: How to cook -__-

[iRevolutionz100]

make a vid on how to breath! please!! im struggling!

[DaveTube24]

lol

[amr5alifabasha]

Next in howcast how to go to the bathroom

[sonGoku10100]

next vid how to shit in the toilet without missing wow. howcast thinks were that retarded

[AznBrIaN1Lt]

howcast has lost it. who give them ideas? patrick from spongebob?

[KopyWut]

Step 4: OH REALLY?

[NumPad]

This video is for the same people who need to consciously think about breathing and blinking.

[cmaryk12296]

I was hoping to learn a way to crack an egg WITHOUT getting shells in the contents!

[nathanfishing3000]

this video is for stupid people

[howtofold190]

how to crack an egg:

you will need:

an egg

optional:

an hard surface

step one: hit the egg against something

if it doesn't crack hit it on something hard

did you know? chickens lay eggs

[Crazybubbledrop]

how to crack an egg:

1 first get a hen and pull out an egg.

2 get the egg and smash into your enimes head

3 get the rest of the egg in a pan

now have your beaten egg don't forget about about her or him lol

[daindapain1]

'how to crack an egg" now they ran out of ideas!!!

[fairfresh]

I wonder who don't know how to

[KurtisTheGuy]

Thank you Howcast before today I was breaking eggs with a hammer.

[jboy123211]

step 1  put egg in hand

step 2 squeez egg

[oryxgiraffepk]

ewww the eggs arent cooked enough its gonna tast all wet in your mouth and raw who would do that lol?

[musawinxx]

Hey I NEVER break an egg and this tutorial really help me ): -Now i need learn english xD-

[enigmaticfille]

Hey, Don;t find fault with the video, I'm a vegetarian and don;t know how to crack an egg. Had to start eating eggs recently and this totally helped. But yeah, I'm still not eating eggs. :-/

[jakeneedsthings]

Step 1: Take Egg

Step 2: Throw it at wall

[kubotaman85]

@jakeneedsthings lol thats funny :-)

[Bloxcookies]

I'm not a retard and know how to crack an egg -_-

Next video: How to Un-Subscibe from Howcast!

[mongo13times]

Amazing

[elementanimation]

THIS IS JUST TORTURE!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?

[MrVaoy]

i didn't know 5 year old were suppose to watch this as well

[kubotaman85]

Next in howcast how to wipe your ass

[sweetsugarbrandy]

@kubotaman85 i lmfao reading that

[kubotaman85]

@sweetsugarbrandy thanks lol

[updownleft8]

@kubotaman85

Stop hating dude

I honestly don't know how to propoly crack an egg

[kubotaman85]

@updownleft8 I'm entitled to my own opinion and how about learning to spell o wait maybe howcast has a video on how to spell lol

[Rengeteki]

@kubotaman85

*oh

[Minariability]

Next in howcast: How to breath

[126JOHNCENA]

@Minariability Yeah nice stealing the other video top comment asshole

[Minariability]

@126JOHNCENA Someone's mad.

[126JOHNCENA]

@Minariability Nope But Its Not Nice To Steal Other Comment's To Get Thumbs Up<<<<<< :P

[Minariability]

@126JOHNCENA Do You Talk Like This To Annoy Ppl? Cuz Its Really Annoying.

[126JOHNCENA]

@Minariability Nope.

[nickalika]

I cant wait for the followup: how to pour milk in a glass. Very informational!

[Mrjoecreeper]

whats next how to wipe my ass?

[ILPproduction]

Oh yeah we don't need hands for this one .

[motorhead112]

how the f*ck did i get here?

[TheRivater]

my life is complete.

[HamenChips109]

Please tell me how to break brown eggs, because that's what I have.

P.S. I have 2 of them

[coolbutnotcold]

I did. Now what?

[edytzuUndercover]

Please tell me how to breathe because I am suffocating right now

[whatsup319]

Step1 : Drop it conviently

Step2 : Oh shit i broke it

[Kepkaaa]

WHT NO! Take an egg into your hand. Use only pinky and thumb and press against your hand palm. Hit against a bowl and pull your thumb and pinky towards hand to open the egg. It's also easy way to separate an egg white. :) 

[ryandot4]

favorite hand? thats probably the stupidest thing ive ever heard. and this is how you crack an egg...

step one: throw the egg on the floor

[RaffTail]

:) I'm about to make me some poached eggs :)

[ddvs2012]

Can you show us how to egg a crackhead?

[silvRboLt95]

@ddvs2012 Funniest fucking comment EVER!!

[kaleighfoley]

Oh wonderful!

What's next, how to breathe?

[kbomb13]

lol, good to know. When I first tried opening one in my food class, the damn thing practically exploded.

[Cutiepieheartstv]

How to break a egg

Step 1: Smash it against the floor

Step 2: ENJOY!

[masina008]

wow i don't know how to do this...

[Flexfeuil1221]

this actually helps

[LabakiTurbo]

Everybody is laughing about how simple the video is, but I've actually learned something from it - I didn't realize that several small taps cause the shell to break into many small pieces that might fall into the meal... It makes sense, nice tip. :)

[mayhem380]

You will need:

Hammer

Hands

An Egg

[ScarlettElements]

OhmyJEEZUZ! I had no Idea How To Hit An Egg.

[ladygagaga24]

How to crack and egg.

Step 1: throw it against the wall

Enjoy!

[TechnoManiac2]

That's it, Howcast has ran out of ideas!

[bugoy111]

i thought eggs were white...

[Blueball0120]

@bugoy111 There are white eggs and brown eggs.

[pandamoniama]

@bugoy111 LOL, you didnt know that eggs can be white or brown?

[ww5320]

i can crack egg with one hand

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

What the HELL???

Yeah...Whats next :How To Walk? O.o

[Curiosityice]

You will need...

Soap and water

Egg

Bowl

Clean surface

Wife and or Girlfriend.



[NoahPloxBlox]

Next: How to Jump

[SandMasta]

very informative, i got it on the first try after watching this

[SandMasta]

very informative 

[dancer4638]

Step 1: throw it at a wall

[SittingPrettyx10]

unless your a pro use one hand

[Leisha2701]

why is it so hard for me to take shells out =.=

[PureEvilDude]

Next On Howcaste: How To Poop From Your Mouth

[fingerboardcrazy]

now i see your reasoning to making fun of this ideo for everyone knowing how to do it, but, if everyone knows how to do it, why were you heere, watching this video in the first place?

[GameFreaksStudios]

how to crack an egg :

Step1: crack the egg

did you know everyone knows how tocrack en egg?

[kirbycutiepie124578]

next theyd put how to sleep

[kirbycutiepie124578]

step 1 tell everybody ur retarded

[OathOfOdium]

Step six Kick yourself in the nuts for watching this video to begin with

[MegaGUNRUNNERIII]

my nuts hurt...

[gangsta4981]

119 people dident know how to crack an egg

[internationaleds]

Next on Howcast: How to blink and breath at the same time

[SuperMegaOverkill]

step one: grab a flail

step two: HULK SMASH!

[MaggieTLJ]

@SuperMegaOverkill Thank you :)

[OddTreee]

@SuperMegaOverkill I hulk smashed and egg went everywhere. fff

[helpmeimconfused]

the fuck no der u need an egg to crack an egg howcast are sometimes stupid as shit

[povejove2]

so i don't need a hand ?

[unknown281rule]

how to breathe

[jonojames1]

the title makes us sound so stupid xD

[gazela1993]

And remember kids, you cant do this if you don't have a tattoo.

[nimmason]

man, i didnt know how to do this thanks for uploading!

[Dalemoooooon]

did she say choletreol?

[rafor65]

Mind if I crack some egg jokes. I hope you guys aren't chicken because I will egg-cite all of you.

[Celia027]

how to be a dumbass

step one: watch howcast

[xDaylanx]

@Celia027 You're sire doing well at that aren't you?

[Celia027]

@xDaylanx yes i sire am...if you correct me at least spell your words right. sure. i didn't ask for your opinion

[assmunch1]

I try not to play favorites when it comes to my hands. If you do that, the first thing you know they are up in arms giving each other the finger etc. I like them both the same amount, although come to think of it I DO get more pleasure from my right hand, but that is another story....

[iluvbluecookies97]

I can't stop watching these Howcast videos! LOL The comments are so funny.

[proking23]

omg they have 6374 videos how to crack eggs, how to pour milk into a glass etc

[akirakhan1]

Next on Howcast: how to type the letter a

[baddmanaz]

a clip humpty dumpty would have been proud of.

[MrSpockZilla1]

I like the part where they said you have the hit the egg on a surface to crack it.

[MikeDude48]

How to Crack an Egg

You will need: 1 Egg

Step 1: Pick up the egg

Step 2 : Throw it at the ground

Tip: Throw really hard

Step 3: Pick up the egg

Step 4: Cook and serve

Did you know, eggs come from chickens?

[MikeDude48]

I only watch these videos for the funny comments

[Zelda107010]

65 peple still can't crack an egg

[addedlovely]

and to think i was breaking them with my arse cheeks before. my omelettes are going to get even tastier now.

[markie758]

In soviet russia egg cracks you!

[AkioET]

0:15 noo, that's not what i'm looking for... someone knows how to do it without the egg?

[pornyhony]

Well that's almost how I would have done it. I just wanted to make sure I'm such a noob at cooking :D

[TfT01]

I have to send this to some friends.... seriously.. I'm probably the only one of my friends who knows how to do this BEFORE watching this vid xD

[Hdyberg]

Step 1. Smack it against a bowl, done

[thunderxy]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HAND!

I always take my eggs with it...

[thunderxy]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HAND!

I DO ANYTHING WITH IT...

EVEN WIPE MY ARSE

[MizukiK16]

UHHH..... LOl

[liloboy911808]

Wow thank you!!! About time I learn how to crack an egg! All this time I just been trowing them on the wall. Thank you thank you!!!

[LORENRAPAPORT]

how to breath really come on



[kennydragon123]

Next on Howcast: how to blink.

[MoodyakaPokemaster]

whoever didn't know how to crack an egg before this

you are a NOOB

[MrGodOfWarful]

how to crack Howcast writers head

[TheHystericalDude]

Are you fucking with me?

Step 1: Throw it at the goddamn wall.

Step 2: Cry cause you couldn't fucking open an egg.

[krizz1423]

Next on Howcast: How to move your hand.

[AnnBabyInfinity]

I'm proud to say that I didn't know how to crack an egg before this video, and yes. I'm serious. xD.

[MrMichael520]

idk how to breath can you teach us that? ( they probably will) hey im not a hater but this is just stupid

[Miikkeldk]

omg how deep can it go!!

[IQzminus]

Omg noooes don't remove the eggshells! That's the best part D:

[kaleighfoley]

Step 1. Crush the egg in your favorite hand.

Step 2. Eat the raw egg off your hand.

Step 3. Enjoy!

[hakerqx]

I know how to crack an egg, why the fuck im watching this?

[sportsman214]

I think the best part is the hand model has a tattoo

[DaHxiBeSeRk]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!

[qurayza]

so simple man o my days lol

[cloudycloud12]

no, it is never necasary for me to remove the bits of eggshell in my eggs...mmmm

[sh4dy69]

WHOA THATS CRAZY WA WA WA WA WAT HOW U DO THAT OMFG !!!!

[caena67]

im no retard

[link9000000]

Step one: Throw it into the bowl with force.

[jennyc246]

THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM :) thats what my food tech teacher did and then she started crying haha crazy lady.

[crunkfunk1]

her voice matched my mood :)

[Edwardtehgreat]

''You'r favorite cookies'' On the video, there was footage of scrambled eggs. I was like ''WTF?''

[KangFuju]

YAY I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG ! i usually swallow the whole egg

[KangFuju]

MUMMY! I DID IT I FINALLY CRACK MY FIRST EGG !!!

[EpiclyRandomUsername]

Wait...

Did this woman just explain to us how to crack an egg in more than a minute?

I shall beat her!

Step 1:

Real men don't wash their hands.

Steps 2, 3, and 4:

Real men crunch the egg in their hands, don't care about leftover pieces of shell, and eat the egg raw.

[brutaka359]

27,547 ppl actually get on their computer and watch videos on how to crack an egg? Ask your mom or dad?

[tory111199]

STEP 1: GENTLY TAP EGG ON SIDE OF BOWL

STEP 2: PULL APART EGG

DUH HOWCAST!

[Lafatear]

why did i watch this

[MuSae234]

I have no clue why i watched this :/

[whitetornadodk]

do i have to have a tribal tatoo on my left thumb?

[miike12345]

Why did I, and 27,000 people, decide to watch this?!

[crafty25936]

@miike12345 u did

[miike12345]

@crafty25936 Re-read my comment, I swear some people on here are retarded.