Don't Ride Your Motorcycle in Church

[christSl4yer]

meanwhile in the church...

[FjrWizard]

So, you say he had an angel on his back... Must have been a damn heavy angel that.

[Djentard]

@FjrWizard They have been eating too much godsauce.

[FjrWizard]

@D0n5p3c141 How fascinating.

[FjrWizard]

The real title should be "Don't try to pull a wheelie in church"

[alcibiades1111]

What a dumbshit.

[sir118]

This guy's my youth pastor.. And he is one of the strongest christians i have ever met. He just cant ride a dirtbike.

[cosaminina]

IS THIS A CHURCH? ASHEMED OF THIS IDIOTS, THERE'S NO A REAL SERVENT OF GOD IN THAT BUILDING!

[AldoTheAphelion]

They did the same thing in resident evil apocalypse

[Beriaal]

Hahaha

[PInk77W1]

i hope this is the pastors son

[bikerty67]

ok , he looks like a jackass and wrecks a motorcycle that he doesntg know how to ride , and he lifts his arms up like he really did something , hes a stupid ass

[AntiTroll1000]

I'm quoting Tosh.0 with these funny comments:

It makes sense that someone who follows the Lord would be riding a death machine.

Screw helmets. The Lord is my helmet.

Dying in church is a free pass to Heaven.

There goes the bingo table, along with the pamphlets on why abstinence is fun.

Fortunately for us all, this video will live on forever in Internet Hell.

[yolenin1]

awesome indeed

[KulDeeSak]

BOOM! Goes the dynamite.

[m33lad]

God doesnt like bikes in his house!!

[david5422]

oh no there goes the bingo table

[LeoFan93]

and there goes the bingo table

[Volsfan21]

why would you have a dirtbike in church?

[nicky120791]

The Lord rides in mysterious ways

[marcusman0192]

luke 5:15 page 8,section3,part6,line7,word9 says: thou art that rideth thou motorcycle in art church is thou fucking idiot art thou.

[CbIlap]

God hate faggots xD

[iTenichi]

Wtf dude? We finally placed the table perfectly.

[musick0112]

WOW

[Embargoman]

Actually God rides a Harley !

[RidleyEater]

0:11 he is probably thinking: "what would jesus do?" 0:14 "HELL YEA HE'D POP A WHEELIE!"

[RidleyEater]

@mike1860mike way to be a pussy about it. its funny and thats what matters

[rca50a]

That was un holy....

[Nikodz]

i liked the part where he crashed his bike

[whillop]

Hahahaha !!!!! What a DOUCHE BAG !!!!

[sicemdawgs47]

Wow. I literally go to that church...lol! There was a hole in the auditorium for so long!

[Stickers]

@sicemdawgs47 Hey, what state is your church in? My friend claims that this is her youth minister, and I want to see if her facts are true ;)

[flarch]

Damn .........thats to funny

[ElParcero7]

I Saw It On Tosh.O

[mxartist8]

@ElParcero7 same here!!! haha what would jesus do? youre damn right he'd pop a wheelie!!! hahaha

[rocker0957]

ahhahahhaha looks like its at moring star!!!!!!!!!

[agusta1968]

Did he just take out the cup cake table?

That Bastard!

[oogeer]

did he die?

[shvybzik]

...and he did ride the motorized cycle into yon wall, and the Lord did LOL.

[junker845]

i really want to take my bike for a joyride inside a walmart...

[Magdelana81305]

HAHAHA FAIL!

[haha40040]

revelations 2:14 is "the hair of his head wasas white as white wool or as snow, and his eyes were like a fiery flame". wtf?!

[TheGothicProductions]

Hahahahaha, oooooohhhh, Few Momma. I laugh every time I see this video. Just HAD to bring it up in church Sunday, didn't you?

[TutsuoAikido]

Where was this at? Thanks.

[jbrown1169]

I think "Don't ride your motorcycle in Church" is one of those pieces of advice you thought you would never have to give. You think surely nobody would do that. Then you see this video. So if Evel Knievel here is watching here's some otehr common sense stuff: Don't light babies on fire, don't punch a cop in the balls, you can't fly.... Oh well I think this guy is hopeless, just do what you want there buddy.

[yararu]

He was possessed by the spirit of Jesus Knievel. Ride on, dumbass... ride on.

[luru1989]

wwjd, a MOTHER FUCKING WHEELIE!!! ooops sorry

[Gregd8888]

Lol christians are so retarded.

[hangover71]

He later died..

[MattAmazo]

Indeed. Smote by holy lightning for his heinous crime.

[jessejmorris2nd]

who came up with that ideal and that was not funny

[Metzae]

God fucking damnit, that was funny!

[mlvguitarist]

Reading these comments is funnier. You lot are brainwashed, on drugs or something...

[yararu]

"Wah wah, I'm mlvguitarist and I'm both a cuntrag and a baby. Wah."

[tallboi121]

what an idiot, right in front of everyone

[ONErighteousNESS]

more like SELFatainment!

[Brother563]

Reminds me of a party I attended when I was not yet saved! It's PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! @ the FAKE CHURCH!!! How can they possibly think they promote Christ? ~"REPROBATE SILVER"~ shall men call them, because the LORD hath rejected them. (Jer. 6:30)

[ONErighteousNESS]

my thoughts exactly....we treat GOD like a party machine! WHAT HAPPENED TO HOLINESS?

[Major2219]

MAN WHAT????? LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[priapus512]

That's your brain on Jesus.

[mccarthy155]

haha amen

[RatchetuntClank]

Thats my youth leader. He got put on tru TV for this. GO FEW-DADDY!!

[klonowanie]

nice try

[XioJester]

LOL...well there went his big "Fonz" moment

[chodeguts]

looololllllolololllololllollll­

[fuzzydragon]

thank you lord for this lesson in humility and clutch control ah men.

[blam7]

That shit was funny!

[fahrer4184]

He was trying to reenact the crucifixion in modern times...

... and almost succeeded!

[keyanage]

wat an entrance

[TheStrane]

I meant to do that. what a jerk

[bigkiwial]

Wha t a fucking dickhead!! He could have killed someone

[amartinjoe]

aw man! he`s ego`s bruised !

[IvanNorwood111]

maybe a 50 would have been good for him

[gnarkill733]

that's a church? it looks like a fuckin arcade

[MCIzawa]

they gotta get the youth involved

they love the vidya games and them xbikers

[Matty231]

HAHAHAHA!!!! (awesome response lmfao)

[1NikkisFan]

true...

[AdviceBoy247]

that's a church?????

[rubixcubesrule]

hflols tisfh

[namineofsilent]

hahahahahahahahah

[KingMe5000]

HE FELT NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[odoogoor]

humilated

[lesleyshia]

thank God there were no people in that corner!! Not the cleverest thing to do!!

[SPACECADET2U]

He needs another beer....

[marcelomar2]

LOL. complete fail.

[nexgenSoldier]

i like his bike skills........

[aaronbrakefield]

tried to be cool. his one chance to make a cool impression on people. "they'll be talking about me popping a wheelie on my dirtbike in church for a long time"

fail.

more like," remember that time jeffy popped a wheelie on his dirtbike in church and nearly killed francis and betty?"

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

it takes tru skill to pull off a wheely of that complexity!

Not everybody can take out a table with 1 wheelie.

[Archklaine]

can I get an Amen to that?

[mobilehomy]

lmfao that was funny

[Tr3nDyGuY]

lol is this a yamaha dt?

[otra99]

just another day in the cult !!!!!

[stewartx5]

What type of church is this with no religious symbols visible anywhere in this building?

[Scissorgee]

More than likely Pentacosts: Snakes, faith-healing, speaking in tongues, bad teeth, and I.Q.'s under 70. If they're not in "church" you can find them at Wal-Mart spending their welfare checks.

[Scissorgee]

That's shit-kicking inbred bible thumpers for you. These losers should all do the Heavens Gate thing.

[dickdasterdlyy]

wot a plonka

[lakemead00]

What a stroke

[UsernameAvalibel]

how embarrasing

[Kompaspop]

OMG stupid guy on that motorbike!

[funnycityPTV]

that was cool

[lonneke901]

lol

[bombdam]

hahahaa what a moron!