James May slept with Jeremy Clarkson in a tent - Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - BBC One

[8431123]

"Twitching and blaspheming" ahahahaha

[bobbybishopbuffalo]

James May > Jeremy Clarkson

[Physhi]

Worse because I'd remember it... Yeah, I'd agree.

[nforspeed91]

That host looks like Nicolas Cage

[Tilaron]

@nforspeed91 Have your eyes tested, please.

[nforspeed91]

@Tilaron maybe you should have yours tested. I just did a side by side to make sure and they do look alike.

[Tilaron]

@nforspeed91 Perhaps you're just retarded then.

[nforspeed91]

@Tilaron or maybe you just have no life other than being a troll

[Tilaron]

@nforspeed91 Of course, in the face of defeat the retards always pull out the troll card. Well sorry, but no, you're just retarded if you think they look alike.

Now please go and dribble in the corner.

[nforspeed91]

@Tilaron What defeat? You're just adamant that your opinion is absolute no matter what like a true narrow minded dickhead.

[celt67]

Emily Blunt is utterly gorgeous. Craig Ferguson is a prick.

[FLAME4564]

XD 2 words other than slow n direction.

Captian Comedy.

[spaxspore]

21 dislikes are from Giant Swearing Maggots!

[pcvideogamer]

I wish he was my dad, well not my dad exactly... cos my one is great, but if he was..he'd be a bloody fun one!

[Tehjakezorz]

I have a man-crush on James May

[BadassSnowman]

@Tehjakezorz He's sexy as hell! And he smokes weed. What a man.

[cb7pwn]

hes the coolest guy on topgear

[nikanj]

Josef Hoffmann Kubus couch. The fact that I know this and have one in my apartment makes me feel like Ed Norton at the start of Fight Club.

[saveusmilkboy]

good almighty, this title is deceptive.

[georgemazdarx8]

i luv topgear

[anniefanukuk]

have u the full interview?

[Lucifferization]

I Would like James May To Be My Dad :')

[NKjetkid]

I like James May, but Top Gear just isnt the same anymore, its too scripted... :(

[Cameroncars]

@NKjetkid it was probably pretty scripted before, they just make it sooo obvious now :/

[henman09]

james may's fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megaspeed2]

"so james, will your life be better or worse for this experience? I decided it would be worse because occasionally i would remember it"

haha just awesome :)

[niebells]

Though Clarkson is older than May, but Mr. May always looks older by his calmness and dry humor. I like him.

[10pennysweets]

May is a plonker.

[SoldatCrinale]

They are referring to the Top Gear North Pole Special. 

[kelloggcerealxoxo]

James May slept with Jeremy Clarkson .... in a tent

[JDdaDJstressed]

Lol as much as Jeremy Clarkson is an absolute legend, I bet it's a bastard for James May to share a tent with him. I can just imagine them killing eachother

[Muryxkitteh]

@JDdaDJstressed Yeah. He should have brought his machete from Bolivia.

[marcz4100]

James May's hilarious :D

[Raysma123]

the top comment gets more thumbs up than this video

[brakgeluid]

14 people have slept in a tent with Jeremy Clarkson

[kugsy]

the 14 dislikes are the cast and crew of 5th gear... as Jeremy would probably say so himself!

[laipsnis]

My God there's a giant swearing maggot in the tent :D

[Jackiesstash08]

James may= legend

[GildedWildebeest]

I've just realised that if he had a skinhead he would look somewhat butch

[b4igetu]

Generally I like British humor. I have watched every episode of top gear, as well as the Mighty boosh, and a few other British shows, but sometimes, not very often but it does happen something is said that British people obviously find funny because the audience laugh, but I feel almost embarrassed because they said it.

[xMithras]

@tommdddd

I did find it funny, I enjoyed the video. So what exaclty is your problem? Do you find yourself too intelligent for this kind of humor? Maybe you are, but if so, why bother, why don't you just go do some 'intelligent' stuff and don't bother this vid? Do you really think we give a shit about you NOT liking this video? I mean, I'm not mad at all, I'm just wondering.

[1doc1savage1]

@tommdddd (nice nic BTW) very very creative.

Ok do you even know who James may and Clarkson are? It's really only funny if you can PICTURE what May is talking about here. If you don't know, then shut the fuck up please.

I think the only brain~dead chap in the equation is you sir, do you live in California BTW?

[tommdddd]

god almighty ...this is comedy for the brain dead,,,i had to say i did laugh loudly when reading comments like ...hes amazing and "lol"....u neeed to get out more

[rainingwolvesful]

@tommdddd

shut up.

[rtwoodlands]

@tommdddd faggot, you dont appreciate British comedy, get out

[Guillermo8908]

@tommdddd You obviously have no idea who these guys are. So how bout you just try STFUing until you learn something

[laipsnis]

Giant swearing maggot :DD

[ScabNainz]

I've heard and read variations of this, Top Gear follower that I am; but hearing Wossy trying to pronounce "bromance" made my day.

[jeessiccaax]

WHAT A FREAK.:D

[gir908922]

"My god! There's this giant, swearing maggot in the tent!"

LMAO!! Priceless!!  We love you, Captain Slow! ^__^

[DMaddox2010]

@gir908922 aka Captain Sense of direction

[xxczerxx]

James>Jeremy>Hamster

[luderudecrude]

@xxczerxx Jeremy>hamster>cpt slow all 3> everyone else on t.v.

[ScarlettFeverish]

james may is amazing

[jack390]

lolololol

[ILiveBehindTescos]

When I saw "James May slept with Jeremy Clarkson" in the title I was like WHAT THE FFFFUUUUU---

But then I saw it said in a tent.

[Kingpin1880]

That's got to be one of the best comments I've heard in a long time at 1:28 XD. Way to go James; if it weren't for him I wouldn't even be interested.

[ec123456789able]

james may is the best one on top gear. i like them all really but the other two can become grateing.

[saavaa]

May is my favorite on top gear! he is so boringly interesting

[CidHighwindRocks]

They're all funny but in fairness Clarkson is a knob, that's why we find him amusing, Hammond is like an over excited child. James May is probably the only one of the trio I'd like to chat with while having a pint

[jessechen998]

LOL!!!

[keith199469]

They Shared A Tent On A Hill lol English Brokeback Mountain

[xMsAleshax]

Love James May! I even like his shirts!...Most of them, anyway. =]

[MsGamerGirl47]

Hooray! Captain Slow! lol xD

[MotorsportMonster]

Oh cock!

[mush01]

James May should be the next Doctor Who.

[Mscheesefan1]

@mush01 I love You

[Lord1Doctor]

@mush01

The next Doctor*

But yes.

That'd be brilliant.

[mush01]

@Lord1Doctor I cringed as soon as I clicked "post" that I'd subconsciously given in to the media misrepresentation of the name, and have regretted it ever since. The fact that people have upvoted it since then has only served to cement my shame ;)

[Eddiejg03]

Ross says that he wouldn't like to get stuck in a lift with James May, but I would love to!

[debbiethemadbee]

@Eddiejg03 me too, he'd be great to talk to although I'd no doubt bore him to death in there.

[099psp]

JAMES MAY!!

[LogWiz]

JAMES MAY!

[Damn3691]

all three Top Gear presenters are funny on TV but I like Jeremy the most

[herbienbrian]

HA HA!! a swearing maggot xD

[jocax188723]

@herbienbrian

eh-GIANT swearing maggot, mind. bit worst than just a swearing maggot.

[SatoTM3]

dont u juts suffocate if u zip all up...?

[theusualtype]

@SatoTM3

Don u js spl rite if u luk @ wrdz?

[Ultramarine646]

James May is Top Gear's resident deadpan and in my opinion irreplacable. Ok, maybe that's a weird statement considering nobody else has hosted the main show (I missed the other guy's duration) and maybe someone could do his job, I'd jsut miss James too much

[debbiethemadbee]

@Ultramarine646 Well the thing is that we're so used to those three and also that they've presented it together since 2003 which is also a long time for people to work together. So of course you have the chemistry because of that as well as them being off screen mates too. Them being different individuals and personalities to each other and also being unique to other people also works. I'd certainly miss James too and he is a really lovely and sweet guy.

[rachelmacc]

i find james may strangly attractive

[KnickKnacks234]

@rachelmacc poor u

[SplitDemonIdentity]

@rachelmacc I utterly agree and figure there's no point in fighting that impression.

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

@rachelmacc I'll tell you, he's a pretty charismatic character in his own right. Jezza is this teenager who never grew up (and that's the way I like him), Hamster is this modern young man, and Captain Slow is good-looking aristocrat, very British.

[xninfox]

@rachelmacc It's because he's actually very cool, in an intelligent geeky kind of way.

[TheTotalRugby]

Great fella

[MrCookieSeller]

Hahhahahahahahahahahahha "Giant swearing maggot" ROFL

[michaelba86]

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA (i think ive said enough)

[donwonjon420]

Captain Slow is the best

[germino777]

JAMES IS A FUCKING LEGEND

FAVORITE TOP GEAR PRESENTER

[xAsThePalacesBurnx]

Its always the ones who arn't comedians that are funniest when interviewed. Sean Locke was embarrassingly bad last night.

[TereruTsuki]

James May is my hero (:

[BeeABaw]

jeremy used to be my fav on top gear but latly i started paying more attention to james and he is now my fav on the show. he's soooo funny.

[florencelovme]

"my god there is this giant swearing maggot" HAHAHA!

[blingdude999]

People think I look like James May. He is awesome, no matter what people say.

[joshaaronrule1]

OH cock lol

[thedoctorand]

"I decided it'd be worse because occasionally I'd remember it."

[k9markiii]

james is the best presenter

and johnathon ross not being too annoying as well. (he often is a bit silly on TV)

[1100ema1100]

James is an absolute legend!!!

love Richard and Jezza too :)

TopGear is AMAZING! :DD

[X3rztesp]

giant swearing maggot.. XD

[RainbowsandLove]

god. i love james may so much. he's brilliant!

[lizzyash12]

does anyone know where i can watch this interview in full

[chapmasi]

Hes the mad professor of the topgear world.

I love James May, hes a contrast to the other two

[schalomscheich]

he doesnt 'blast fumes' he 'blasphemes' i.e. cursing the bible or god for example 'holy shit', 'jesus fucking christ'... etc

[xRAMxDOD]

he twitches and blasts fumes, hahahaha, i think he means hes farting

[thegirl44]

blasphemes, it means he swears.

[imnevermakingavideo]

jesus fucking christ

[dDagabond]

@xRAMxDOD failure.

[and551]

james is such a loser

[Kiahrex]

You can hear Clarkson laughing in the background!!!

[Vitaminnn07]

it's Ross laughing

[jillanderson23]

i love this man

[kiely456]

yeh james may is hilarious on topgear..in fact hammond and clarkson are to!,  i've never seen 3 presenters that work so well together and have such on screen chemistry!

[TheSitcomGuy]

yeah they're brilliant.

they're all equally bloody hilarious, but i reckon James is the most quick-witted.

[jimmybrite]

@TheSitcomGuy James is very underrated and under appreciated.

[dotchoo]

@TheSitcomGuy wow i n ever knew james was so funny, cause i always sort of thought someone else writes their lines on the show, so you cant really know if they are actually funny.

[Bobertron19941994]

its to fixed and now they're all far to aware of their own stage charachters.

[LukeReturns]

@kiely456 You are absolutely right. I love the Top Gear Specials the most, in which hammond and jeremy always sort of 'team up' against james. James simply always picks the terrible cars and all that, but they are so funny all together.

[Yazzflutesolotake1]

@kiely456 I think you mean too.

[TheStigsIndianCousin]

@kiely456 That has to be some sort of a record doesn't it? I've NEVER seen so many people like a comment anywhere on YouTube! And for good reason!

[kiely456]

@TheStigsIndianCousin this is the first time ive read my comment since i left it a year ago lol...yeh i'm clearly breaking some sort of youtube record lol

[johnchannetshow]

@kiely456

All three of them are very clever people!

[12308madman]

@kiely456 holy shit, only 923 like on this video and you managed to get 1124 thumbs up, you must have a massive penis

[SuGaRuSh14]

@kiely456 exactly, that's what makes the show. i'm a 20 year old woman with zero interest in cars, but i'm addicted to topgear. they make it - the cars are just window dressing and give them something to talk about.

i'd love to see a programme about them going camping together - the 3 of them in a tent - that would make for hilarious viewing.

[wotcherme]

@SuGaRuSh14 They have been to a camping together with a caravan, though. 

[EduWestCoastRap]

@kiely456 FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU HAVE 1203 THUMBS UP!!!!

[MushroomMai]

I love James... he is the reason I tune into Top Gear.... but his solo work is divine!

:) hes wonderful.

[TVloverXx]

haha i just pictured a giant swearing maggot in a tent :)

[rebelred1001]

May is d coolest 1 he's like stephen fry I could listen to him talk 4 ages about all types of shit =)

[MegaHairil]

cool

[DragonSporks]

Lol! Reminds me of their caravan holiday episode.

[iamtheasianjamesbond]

may is the best

[AICabal]

Yea I agree he is a very funny, warm intelligent bloke and I too could just listen to him for hours. He has something the other two on TG don't. But then they're all great in their own ways.

[MushroomMai]

Lets get alittle more positive:

James May is wonderful.

The way he speaks about things, his passion, fills me up with cheerfulness, I would happily sit and listen to him talk forever. He's just so interesting and enthusiastic!

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

Let's just talk about/comment on the vid, Kay?

[Jojjo450]

James May for the win

[DerrenBrown100]

not true

[PunkRockaMama]

Birds/pterodactyls invented flying first, if we really want to start this argument at the beginning.

Now either go and argue via private messaging or be civil and actually comment on the video.

[puffafish11]

Well said.

[puffafish11]

And by the way it was the wright brothers in chard, england who invented the first powered flight:)

[puffafish11]

All countrys are crap, we are onr human race at the end of the day, so lets work together? Who cares where something was made.

[crofty1984]

I'm drinking a lovely botle of wine.

[englishjames007]

where are you from wankface?... because I can say with all honesty that without those two countries you mention, you wouldn't be able to do 80% of the things you do, whether its inventions or discoveries... so fuck off you cunt, I don't like the idea of cunts feeding on our labour anyway

[Namers121]

Yes, but they are also responsible for most of the suffering in the world, Afghanistan iraq ect also if you wanna look at history then theres trans atlantic slavery, british empire ripping anything valuable out of much of the develpoing world.

[animation303]

shut the hell up, the pair of you.

[MushroomMai]

James May is the reason I watch Top Gear.

I think he's a wonderful man.

[JamesBichard8]

he is legend, a very genuine fellow as well

[MushroomMai]

I completely agree, he does come across as very down to earth and genuine, he's extreemly intelligent too... I personaly feel Ross was a little rude to him during this interview, teasing him for his knowlage of how things work... James looked a little downhearted by it.

His Toy Stories series will be fantastic!! :)

[petroljunky]

I do agree that Top Gear is amazing, don't get me wrong

[fflover9000]

ah topgear never gets old. thats right america we have jeremy clarkso, james may and richard hammond. who do you have?

[fflover9000]

who cares about them top gear is the best.

[tomcat941]

so what!!!! it sucks!!! you copy are ideas!!! get your own america!!! top gear belongs in the uk!!

[vikram301]

we make our own version of your shows because we dont want to watch you people. you on the other hand, just import our products, our movies, our music, etc and love it. american television seiries are by far the most successful in the world, so is our music, and our movies

[tomcat941]

who asked you? so what if your series succesful in the world (unlikely) aians are known for watching tv becuase they can do nothing else!!! they are fat, lazy slobs!!! and one question if your series is so much better why are you watching this?

[tomcat941]

hahaha you may own the website but this video is are's and at least my country isn't full of rednecks and people with guns who get drunk and shot there girlfriend!!! oh and are you amercians thick or what, can't you tell the difference between a series and a website?

[vikram301]

"this video is are's" british education fail.

like it or not, by using american products like youtube, google,microsoft,intel,etc, you are helping americans, by giving tax dollars to us. so thank you again my friend

[owenhunt]

The success of your country's televisual programmes, poor quality condoments, and high budget movies is down to advertising. Pure and simple: your country wins hands down at advertising.

I hope one day, the world realises the percentage of what America exports is actually banal crap. And that is 85% onwards my good friend. Even if this exposure is initiated or caused to happen by me.

Oh and thanks for using the internet, a British creation, vikram301 my friend. You are boosting our hubris.

[owenhunt]

I sincerely hope you do wake up from this coa of belligerence that you seem to be lost in, as the wold may become a brighter place for you.

For your information; I do not regard the invention of the aeroplane as a positive step forward, as I am more akin to the sea by nature.

I suppose my more considered, correct and polite approach to this argument has seen me the winner by default? I'd say so.

How pathetic you are.

[vikram301]

you win. i lose. good job, you are so great, and i suck.

[vikram301]

i guess you can just thank us americans for invention the airplane then? it doesnt matter who invented anything, and if it does to you, then you should know that the chinese and the indians have invented about 10 times more than either usa or uk throughout history. what matters is who is benefitting from it. by using american products like youtube,google,microsoft,intel­,by consuming our movies/music/tv, by eating our snacks, our foods, you are SUPPORTING AMERICA, THANK YOU FOR THE TAX DOLLARS

[owenhunt]

Oh! You ignorant twat! A man from Southern England called John Stringfellow invented the first aircraft to take flight in the19th century.

Don't act as if I was the one who started this asinine, nationalistic boasting, as that my friend was you.

Due to your arrogance and nationality, I doubt you will ever relinquish this buning competetive desire you have, to prove one country being better than another. The world hasn't the time for such banal nonsense.

[xekusion]

Not to get dragged into this debate, I don't live in either America or England but I'm pretty sure that the internet is an American creation. Developed by the Advanced Research Projects Agency known as ARPAnet. Probably using the government's black budget. Not surprised that their economy is not doing so well.

[DeathSquad2020]

The internet was ye, but the World Wide Web was created by Tim Berners-Lee, Who was English. Net was designed before the Web. :)

[1988GameOn]

Allow me to finish this once and for all, ARPAnet is not the internet. The internet was, however, created by the Americans. The Web (a service on the internet) was created by Sir Tim Berners-Lee whilst at CERN.

The internet is the connection which hosts the services like the web, e-mail, irc, usenet... and the web is purely web pages.

[pvuf431]

@1988GameOn The internet was created by the moldovian post office in 1977 as a way of reducing staff costs