NoCanDo vs. Dizaster Part 2

[CarlosAguila100]

Ummm doesn't "never had noshampoo" mean he always has shampoo?

[ThaVMan]

classic example of cool, calm and collected vs. desperate, corny and irritating

[SuperTruthful]

when diz is losing he gets really desperate!

[EsotericOccultist]

Ay yo

[tcavey2]

nocando is fuckin genius

[gopio9]

these guys battled like 10 plus times

[grrre8]

"I learned from your last session with Nocan// that nothing happens when you Mess With the Zohan"...lol Saurus put it perfectly

[AAAA1213BBBB]

That ass whooping was biblical LOL

[seanjr19]

nocan



[TaskMaster69]

why is dizaster getting so much head right now? they're idiots

[davidownzu]

i wouldve been mad as fuck if dizaster won.

[alfredunhill]

nocando....sniff...smells like he got no shampoo....

[visualkei72]

why can't NoCan come out of the woods and beat Dizasters ass one more time on GrindTime, i wanna see that.

[enock83]

@visualkei72 they battled - its about to come out soon

[ledgend209]

yo you the only one here wareing ah fukenn nautica!!....lol.....ha ha ha ha ah hah aha

[WLuico]

Has anyone any of these ever ended into a freakin' brawl!? lol it's soo aggressive even with diz's bitch mouth but that dude grinds at you like he's gonna.. lol wtf

[ledgend209]

@WLuico no getting mad while the other  person is rapping better ? just means you ah whack M,C ....shouldn't be rapping in the first place... you can get your feeling's hurt ...get mad and fight!

[albooga]

@WLuico  Math vs. Dose

[MrAcePrimo]

@WLuico math vs dose, nyckz vs ENJ

[Cypherassassin]

@jscrawls On some PH shit!

[UrKingNgodup]

wow rly thas cool. NOT who cares dude

[jayM0b]

when you rhyme you sound like an over zealous retard!!! haha

[NationOfDegeneration]

Dizaster has good writtens, and I've heard worse freestyles....

Why complain about his screaming? obviously thats how he battles. He's not a "comedian" as say Kid Twist or Dumbfoundead..they focus on a comical delivery, Dizaster raps savagely.

.

[Dounits]

Hollohan vs Dizaster. That is what we wanna see.

[dbanks412]

diz is wack he yells random shit like pussy and bitch and shit because he cant think of his written then he finds one and spits loud wit weak shit for about 30 seconds a few crazy lines, then he just calls u names like dumb ass bum ass like cum in ur ass till he tthinks of more writtens. nocando is fucin crazy on an mf doom type style but gutter its wild

[WhoThat808]

Doesnt matter if it was written, Diz MURDERED IT. ITS ABOUT THE LYRICS. THIS FORMAT CALLS FOR WRITTENS!

[mediumcokeinshanghai]

NCD did good but I'm a Diz head for sure

[whatthefuck66666]

Damn that was a sick battle. Props to both! And FUCK all these Dizaster's haters!

[CzechItDown]

NoCan said it in Round 3 - just because you yell doesn't make you hard and doesn't make it true. Diz is basically a joke. He just tries to spit fast and puts random shit together. NoCan is such a freestyle beast. This ended after his round 3 verse.

[whatthefuck66666]

You probablly skipped his part while watching this part 2 eh.

[CzechItDown]

No. The terrorist line is overrated so it just looks like Diz strung together a strong round. But he melted down like always and basically screamed. NoCan had rebuttals to it and they were funnier.

[coldasf]

"your mom sucks my dick five times a day while she prays to the east"

[2lethal]

oh wow dat terrorist line was killah

[BestOner]

wtf is wrong wit that dizaster cunt he is a dumb cunt a comedian that can rhym a lil some cunt should knock him out

[CanWeGoBackRIPhiphop]

You cunt can't cunt rap cunt either...cunt!

[BestOner]

YO YO YO fuck u cunt YO YO YO ur a cunt YO YO YO go die cunt YOYOYO

[BlazedOutKing818]

ahah laughing at dizasters preformance..

[Sprytownstandup]

that tofu beef line didnt make fuckin sense whatever dizaster said. fuck him. cant wait for BOTB5

[Cypherassassin]

Word. Do you think he'll take Organik, though?

[Sprytownstandup]

Its hard to say organiks dope. dizaster is too even tho i just dont like the guy. if organik dont win hes gonna give dizaster a great run for his money.

[Cypherassassin]

Word.

It'll be a dope battle for sure.

[ZzWildchildzZ]

@Sprytownstandup it does make sense if u knew they make fake meat out of tofu for vegaterians!

[Syzaviz]

When you have to shout LISTEN TO ME LISTEN PLEASE LISTEN SHHH COME ON I DONT WANT TO REPEAT to a crowd, you really got clowned bad.

[Bl1nd420]

its easier without a beat, so you dont have to fit words into anything and slow you down

[CrazySnakeManJaMie]

It's so ill when Nocan goes on some insane multi syllabic frenzy.

That must be very difficult without a beat.

NoCanDo all day!

[SANTHIIII]

RUNNN MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR!!!!!

both were sick!

[MPgallegos]

diazsters the biggest choke artist in the history of this shit

[scribecity]

no can do got ate up.. sorry but he lost this one.

[Ben10Bandit]

more like Dizaster got ate up

[baron12345678910]

yup

[TheRapResurrection]

Na NOCANDO won this

[thofos]

sex is the bomb line was crazy but nocan deff took it

[jj237]

im glad nocando won

dizaster pauses and says AYO

then think of a pre meditated

or written bar

[jj237]

ooooohhh my bad trunjun i guess at the end when they say the winner is nocando and they give him the belt means he "didn't win"

[reznick8]

Diz won the first & third

[scottja140]

NoCanDo, Choke slam you, no shampoo, whole damn crew, Old damn fool, show and prove, so damn rude, saying oh man dude, eating hogan's food, fly like rodan too, holdin shoes, and foldin two clothes that used.

Okay please stop rhyming NoCanDo's name with shit

[makeshift13]

diz reminds me of what would happen if dane cook did rap.

[scottja140]

ouch, you should battle him and use that haha

[HaaziqRaheel]

Lmao

[flex077]

nocando can freestyle 4 dayz. dizaster is sick but i think he's lost respect among other rappers with some of the shit he says? nocan took this shit impressively

[graysketchofred]

it's been over a year and I still haven't seen nocando's interviews on those sites

[N1GNEEDAC1G]

dizasters such a fuckin faggot its painful listening to him a capella or on beat

kill yourself or at the very least quit rapping

[pdot617]

he shoulda been like that through the whole thing,, (around 0:50))

[KamranAliV1]

"you dumb motherfucker, you should take DMC's advice and RUN MOTHERFUCKER" hahaah

[flyliketame]

dizaster used so many lines ive heard people use on nocando...."choke slam u" "no shampoo" dude is so fuckin wack

[beastblaze1]

The only person other i heard say that to nocando besides dizaster was okwerdz and they werent even battlin they were doin a cypher.

[FOERIP]

thesaurus said both of em in the wrc aswell...

[datboyyang]

thesaurus and sahtrye said that to him too

[TheRapResurrection]

Said what

[datboyyang]

a punchline saying something about nocando and shampoo

[Syzaviz]

Try watching scribble...

[imaplayjason]

Killa cam would eat both these niggas.

[420king19]

dope battle. enough said

[kurosaki08]

unfuckwithable

[AndrewStro]

Again Disaster brings good lines but he's gotta stop dictating the crowd. "Yoyoyoyo check it - listen - listen up - check it"

Nocan knows when to let the crowd keep hollering while he thinks up his next line. The fact that Dizaster keeps trying to squeeze in as much as he can makes it seem like mostly writtens.

[makeshift13]

dizaster came strong.

but nocan absolutely ripped dizaster's ass.

the talk about beef/praying to the east. was absolutely fucking ridiculous. shiit.

[Jamaro85]

Dizaster had a few written raps for this battle, but I do give him credit because he was going off the dome for some of it too.

But NoCanDo is damn near ALL freestyle and still rips the mic. The only thing I didn't like was that Mexican Mafia in Czechoslovakia shit, Nas said that shit in "No Idea's Original", oh the irony.

But lets see Dizaster enter the WRC. He'd need his whole damn notebook, and he'd get sonned bad. He wouldn't have the freestyle endurance and he'd get served.

[duske69]

Dizaster was in WRC07

[Jamaro85]

Man my fault. I watch the NY qualifiers too, don't know how I forgot he was there. NY definitely had some heavyweights. Still can't believe Wapps and Juce came out of that division.

[beastblaze1]

? He was in wrc ny div, the only reason he didnt do good cuz he had syanide as his partner.

[SooHax]

he sucked too, dont blame syanide.

[KJtheMC]

syanide was waaack

[TundeakaTBO]

NO OT!?

[arya721]

dizaster Owned him

[LALOandLALA]

If two Niggas is neck to neck in a Battle, and one Emcee got MAD writtens, and the other comes off the the Top 100%, the Emcee that comes off the Top takes it!..NoCanDo all Day!

[Warren2TheG]

Dizaster's last round was disgusting, but it was only slightly better than Nocan's and if you look overall then Nocan defineately took this. By the way I'm pretty sure this is a rematch between these two, i've seen another vid at the basement where dizaster takes it easily, which is why i think Nocan came fully prepared this time. Another rematch would be still be sick though and would solidify one of them as a top five battle rapper right now.

[flloydmayweather]

this is bullshit dizazter had the whole battle fucking bullshit

[1LordQuas]

I love NoCanDo.

However, that "NoCanDo smells like he never had no shampoo" line from Dizaster was funny as fuck. At least to me, I'm ripped. ;)

[jcohenman]

bla bla...everyone there nknows dizaster got robbed...he had more personal lines......

but of course cuz of nocando,s nme....it seems like he one...cuz everyone favors him....i bet dizaster would shred him up at a rematch....

[Paymenow]

Dizaster is good and all, but NoCanDo took this, and in addition, his energy is more felt than his actual lines IMO.

[sneakerheadforlife]

i wouldn't consider the nocando/choke slam you/no shampoo line a bite its more like a cliche now shit passwurds said it before thesaurus or sahtyre in that scibble jam cypher video its been used so many times its like going ill mac is still wack parable is terrible

[oudejee]

ya every ones said that, goes to same category as scribble jam middle/little man...

[schaeffness]

wow....freestyle battling is rather difficult and i think doing it acapella is even harder...but nocan just makes that shit look easy. he's burning folks.

[EazyTarantino]

@schaeffness na its a lot easier acapella

[BestVideosEver01]

i think dizaster should have won that man. cumon, no can do was good in the last round but dizaster was good every round.

[KILLOLOGIST]

wow. diz did everything he could but it wasnt enough. when nocan is on point dude is damn near unbeatable. sick sick battle diz held his own. he definetly won that last round but the ovaerall battle was nocan's hands down

[stupidphresh]

this battle was pretty dope, towards the end, it was just really raw (whatever that means, the crowd was LA, thats how we are here( and this was on hollywood bl..so)), but yeah this was the 3rd session of the whole PIT Battles,(beat and raps...the producer from PACIFIC DIVISON won the beat part) the last ones were when he went up against the other krack city cats at SPliff.

SP the Great

the molasses thing has happened...iam just sayin..

[Wobbothe3rd]

Dizaster bit a lot of lines and rhymes in this battle

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

I just watched a battle a minute ago with thesaurus that Dizaster bit that line choke slam you / no shampoo from.

[dtsfounder]

Dizaster held his own unlike av and daylight who got ripped spittin writtens at a damn battle man save that written shit for mixtapes and dvds....

[deezenutsbiatch]

dizaster was spittin alot of writtens himself

[ryanscott14]

nocando > your favourite battle rapper

[yourmomsmom333]

my favorite is nocan

[HyoTheJedi]

hes still better :|

[yourmomsmom333]

haha

[willensix]

what did dizaster call him at 1:38

[dascientiss]

He said " you fuckin mark ass"

[swolfdab]

so im'a freestyle, you say im playin with beef / your mom sucks my dick five times a day while she's prayin to the east...

[DoobJistu]

NoCan is just too smart..he knows too much..

[N1GWANNAC1G]

NoCan too murderous, muhfucker can free relevant connecting schemes quicker than most cats can manufacture sperm in they balls...which is to say pretty quick. That nigga's raw

[Errordemn6]

lol

Nocando is a beast man. That's it. I'll even go and say he'll shit on Supernatural. He aint reigning Scribble Jam champ for nothing!!

[djPENNtheAXEmurderer]

Well, actually in this battle he said, "Lean like a cholo/ but you seem like a joto/" which is basically the same thing as saying homo; but to clarify if, he called me a homo at Venice Beach, and Dizaster a joto at the Pit lol

[jusfaso]

Everybody on here talkin bout recyclin and shit need to chill...Nocan iz a freestyle EMCEE so obviously sum stuff may get repeated...real freestylerz know whatz up, katz jus sit behind the their keyboards type in 'Freestyle battle' and bitch.

[deezenutsbiatch]

dizaster was just spitting shit that other people have already spit to nocando.

[srivatsanvij]

i agree...but they wre both dope

[partyhardy23]

holy shit they recycle a line like that changed the whole battle

[duecefive]

NOCANDO IS A MONSTER!

[mskillzrated007]

yeah and that prays to the east shit was taken fom phranchyse's line from the wrc play-offs...enjoy.

[GriotSpeak]

No.

You are incorrect.

"you look like wayne roonie, if u played him in a gay movie, and your his gay groupie you pray to the east while wearing a grey kufi"

Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

[mskillzrated007]

nocando had the most recycled shit....dizaster is flat out homicide:

"there is terrorist on board the sex is the bomb!!!"..and whoever ever is that jessica alba bitch is obviously a dick rider....shut up biatch........im not bias cuz i dont know either one of 'em...dizaster took it..."politics"

[GriotSpeak]

Battles are halfway about how wwell you can hide filler lines.

i was tired of that aspect till i heard a string of dope battlers.

[thelock]

What did nocan recycle?

[graysketchofred]

The "lean like a cholo/seem like a homo" was the only thing I heard that he recycled from another battle. There were a few things he said over again in this battle, but that doesn't matter cause Nocan's on some other shit.

[lukeypie]

but he linked that to the myspace photo. nocan's mind just taks him anywhere so recycling dont rly matter. id rather watch a dude who can say nearly anything and then make it dope (freestyling liek crazY) than dizaster (who is good but his rapping is just punchlines and shit talking and it gets cheesey)

[FOERIP]

The "lean like a cholo/seem like a homo" line wasn't recycled as such... he only used it as a filler in this battle

[WISSAMT]

how would a jessica alba fan know how to judge a battle

[jessicaalbavids]

what he said at about 0:50 has been said like 4 times

not to mention the range rover game over shit has been done a dozen times as well

shame it took dizaster like 10 mins to finally start spitting fire, if he spit that during the first 10 mins of the battle the outcome might have been different

overall nocan DEMOLISHED him

[FrankieWappsMVP]

damn yo dizaster went in and gave him the business. nocan did his thing too but dizaster took that shit. congrats to nocan though for winnin the tournament. im sure they were both stressed the fuck out.

[WISSAMT]

dizaster is a monster.

[DepressedBeyondWurdz]

Speechless.

[funnymahon]

prays to the east!

[HackBenny]

Too bad that shit was bitten from Phranchyze.