It's things like this that make me love him SO much more, cause i always feel with most stadn up comedians, like, how funny are they really? how long did it take to come up with those jokes? but with Demetri, it's just like, there all the time.
What do Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen (eww), Jonah Hill (eww), & Bill Maher (eww) & Sarah Silverman ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
Hint: They are blood brothers / sister with Adam Sandler, Larry King, Jerry Seinfeld & Jon Stewart as example. Give up? They ARE ALL JEWISH...
Demetri Martin your HONKER is a dead give away!
Search for: An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews Invented Hollywood. The Jewish are prevalent in movies, TV, & the media because they invented it! COOL
I'M GOING TO SEE HIM TOMORROW!!!
TheHouseOffice 1 month ago
"Come on, YALL"
PeaceLoveBlood 10 months ago
It's official...I love this guy XD
SnowingWolfGirl 11 months ago
I fucking love this video. :)
simplystatic 1 year ago
the giant hand pressed the dislike button
whalewatcher321 1 year ago 4
1 dislike... really?
bish337 1 year ago
What am I, FRAGILE!?
trololololol
mika3791 1 year ago
I FUCKING LOVE HIM
FuckBieber 1 year ago
Going to see him live In Toronto this weekend
skater3681 1 year ago
I love to see him in real life :D
Demetri3MartinFan 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!
Asianrox14 1 year ago
He's too funny! ^ w ^
MeetTheRobinsons1123 1 year ago
wise words hahah
simplystatic 1 year ago
C'MON, NATURE!
JohnLennonIsTheLove 2 years ago
Lol, he's so awesome. I'd love to see one of his performances.
beccaislikewhoa 2 years ago
i love him... :D
KristenKayoticxoxo 2 years ago 7
hehe it kinda sounds like beavis and butthead when their laughing
Naughtmauro 2 years ago 10
ROTFLOL...good video!
iluvzeppelin13 2 years ago
I love Demetri Martin <3 I wish he would come close to Napa, CA. I love him :)
dink2700 2 years ago
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TwoGuysProductions 2 years ago
hilarious lol
musicislove325 2 years ago
It's things like this that make me love him SO much more, cause i always feel with most stadn up comedians, like, how funny are they really? how long did it take to come up with those jokes? but with Demetri, it's just like, there all the time.
lemurs366 2 years ago 7
hes a genius thats what
azntranman8 2 years ago 4
you like that?
watch ross noble, you'll get plenty of it.
bareakon 2 years ago
yea damn people laughung at a comedian how annoying what are they thinking......
emuman09 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What do Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen (eww), Jonah Hill (eww), & Bill Maher (eww) & Sarah Silverman ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
Hint: They are blood brothers / sister with Adam Sandler, Larry King, Jerry Seinfeld & Jon Stewart as example. Give up? They ARE ALL JEWISH...
Demetri Martin your HONKER is a dead give away!
Search for: An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews Invented Hollywood. The Jewish are prevalent in movies, TV, & the media because they invented it! COOL
Nezello 2 years ago
this is friken hilarious an needs more views XD
simplystatic 2 years ago 3
Lol "what am I fragile?"
MishLDirnt 3 years ago
I love Demetri, but the person holding the camera laughs very quietly and frequently...
michaellisso 3 years ago
haha yeah, the chortling its a little grating...
vousette 3 years ago
lol the keeydz chuckling sounded pretty retarded :D
praling 3 years ago
It kinda sounded like Beavis and Butthead laughing in the audience somewhere... O_o
But I love Demitri Martin. That was just awesome.
AlternateSunset 3 years ago 49
"When you really hate yourself, 'You suck; you have a weird spot on your hair."
YinYang1st 3 years ago 7
Hey I have that same kind of notebook!
His comedy is genius!!
bereglez90 3 years ago 3
Holy Cow. Demitri would be so fun to know off stage. XDD Amazing improv
imapuggy 3 years ago 41
lol greatest improve ever lol
MicroStudiosCoCc 3 years ago 11
i love him.
UpsidedownJanna 3 years ago 6
legend
pourcicilam 3 years ago 7
he's a genius!
IhateJohnMayer 3 years ago 7