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  • I got what you need

    Pounds of weed

    Out in my trunk

    Smells like a dead skunk

    I don't fuck with the cops

    Don't fuck with the feds

    They come around and I gotta go hide the meds

  • "Ugh" -Rick Ross

  • I LIKE TO EAT MEAT

    WHOPPER JUNIOR

    EXTRA BACON

    HALLELUJAH

    NO LETTUCE

    EXTRA CHEESE

    EATING BABY WHOLE DAY!

  • bass...?

  • my dad thought this ment be my freind

  • I want a rib rack

    Extra sauce

    Sausage link

    Hallelujah

    Fat ass, wonder bra

    Never finish exercises once I start

  • get money fast bitch im goin to fast who da fuck made dis beat slow ya did a good job so i get it on da roll mayne i grab da mic an i wreck steppin on my zone ima get yo azz beat beter belive i stand tall like da top of a tree i blow kill dats a bet i stay on da planted of desater i make da beat faster it really dont matter i still on da grind with a ak on blatter mayne

  • They think im the teacher, K jewelers Got ice so cold, chiller than my cooler One nation, goin hard Real niggas aint on Earth, they on fuckin Mars Like outer space, im in the stars Im that little twinkle that you see from afar High feelings, high hoes High massages, for my toes This game is a fence Im just a dog thats in closed Fuck the diamonds on my wrist Barley know who played this ish Fuck like imma stay for it The money that im payed to get Is younger than the kids MJ babysit, ooooooooh
  • @golpop i seriously hope you are kidding with this absolute trash of a rap

  • haha you sick...killin me

  • you know ma bed sheets , King Size kinda hungry , guess i'll swing by apple seeds , i ment Apple Bee's " Can i take ya order? .. "Chicken Teriyaki please ' grilled shrimp , some island rice pasta with garlic herb , alotta spice I like spices , i like i like spices and an extra Sprite , now what da price is ? just gimme ma food , hungry den a mutha fcka B.M.F , Big Mutha Fucka broke mutha fuckas , but im stupid rich a quater mill , spent dat on some stupid shit
  • I NEED SOME DEE-TERGENT

    CLOROX BLEACH

    SEPERATE THE COLORS

    EACH BY EACH

    FOLLOW DADDY'S ORDERS

    LAUNDRY'S HALF DONE

    WASHING CLOTHES ALL DAY LONG

    THIS S**T'S FUN!

  • no good....u can hear him in the back.

  • NIGGA IM LOONEY / A FUCKIN BOSS/ IM ON THE BEAT ALL U LAME NIGGAS TAKE A LOSE/ SIT DOWN THATS WAT U BETTA DO/ FOR I PULL MY CHOPPA OUT AND AIM AT U/ NO GAMES IM BOUT THAT ACTION/ IF U WANT TO NIGGA WE CAN GET IT CRACKIN/ U NIGGAS GOT ME LAUGHIN/ BUNCH OF PEONS/ U AINT GOTTA WHIP U PUSH YO MOMMAS NEON/ I LEAVE U SOAKED WET PUSSY/ U SOFT BOY BAKED COOKIES/ /IM FEELIN LIKE PLIES IM GOIN INSANE/BAD BITCH GOOD HEAD IMMA CALL HER BRAIN

  • you guys should listen to my new blackmarket enterprise type beat

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  • this shit go hard damn lex isa genious for this

  • i like staying fat,got no 6 pack,i feel a heart attack,i love them big maaccs,one nation, under food,real good lickin fingers man im so cool

  • I'll merk a whole quiche, Rotor Rooter

    fix the toilet, hallelujah

    still hungry, swear to god

    bout to work this bacon lika fuckin job

  • CHECK OUT MY BEATS AND IF YOU LIKE PLEASE SUBSCRIBE

  • bitch this is not an instrumental i can hear dat nigga rappin real low......wack!

  • I think i got big meat

    Girls tell me dat

    haven't seen

    my penis

    in years

    real nigga's never rep vegetables

  • this is so shit , theres no bass, and you can hear him under,

  • check out my flow over this beat on my channel

  • Big macs.... hallelujah french fries....yum man flip in big money......chicken in my belly fresh meat.....mcdonalds love man.... extra meat no heath stuff....what u talkin bout cookies yea.....flipin meat never finished.....high school ima big top....with my big macs im just a....big boy im board.....cant sing
  • ya'llstop hatin rozay go hard and hes richer then all of us sooo.....

  • @marvelousmowdy1

    das what u think

  • @marvelousmowdy1 rosé

  • dont be a hater.. be a boss.. 1 luv... its the movement folks...

  • You're kind of like a bitch, Misses Daisy

    I put you in my trunk because you were kind of crazy.

    Still, I am a maniac

    I watch your pain react

    But it's hard to hear you talk when your mouth is gagged

    Lol, text rapping.

  • @BUTTERBAL38 LOL THANXZ

  • Hook: I got some big feet,..Sasquach,Check my time piece...glass watch, When I say 1 time...That's cops, Named the corn on my toe a cash crop!:)

  • 3 minutes ago

    MA NAME MEME ... YEAA MA PUSSY CLEAN ; HE GOT A LONG DICKK

    SOO I FUCK HIM MEAN ... LOOK AT THIS WAY I'M ABOUT MA PAPER ; YU CANT SEE A BITCH I'M WANT YU WANNA BE ; I ONLY FUCKS WIT TALL NIGGAS DAT GOT CREAM ; ASK PHARRELL THAT NIGGA GOT ICE CREAMS !

    TELL ME WAT YALL THINK OKAYY !

  • @Pr33tymeme i like it mommie... whaatsupp u should give me ya numba soo i can trick on u lol

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  • hahahahahaha woodmaster420 prolly the funniest thing I've ever read lmfaoo

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  • I THINK IM LIL B

    COOKIN MAN

    STEAK KINFE,

    COOKIN' DANCE,

    ONE CHEF , ONE COOKIN BOOK

    REAL NIGGAS LIKE ME

    WAS BORN TO COOK !

  • Stop Rapping On You tube, You Don't Even No

    How Bad Y'all Sound, None Of You Can Flow

    So, Drop Out The Game, Maybe Be A Painter?

    A Social Worker, Rent A Cop, Or A Fuckin Hater

    Chronic Masterbater, One Hand In The Chip Bags

    And One On The Xbox Remote, And One On The Jizz Rag

    

  • @YoungWhiteWBK

    You a hypocrite, tell us not to flow,

    I see you can't spell,

    Learn some grammar hoe,

    See your flows ain't creative get a duffel bag,

    Throw your rhymes inside, and don't forget your jizz rag

  • @YoungWhiteWBK you sad brother...

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  • This Nigga Used To Be A Form Of Da Law now he think he gangsta, man im glad 50 smacked yo ass nigga

  • i cant still hear his fat ass! >:O

  • I think im Eminem... Asher roth... A white Rick ross... Ya, im a Bawss... My flow is steady... its movin slow... Im like andy Samberg... IM ON A BOAT... A young milinakas... This seatown boy can drop it...Snap crackle pop it... ya i bedrock it...i got a lucky charm... its wrapped around my arm... i call her shaiasia, ya shes the bomb... like c4, ya shes explosive...one word to these guys, hopeless...oh you tryna mack?... well heres a fact...you will step back

    and go break yo neck.

  • you must be out ya mind/fuckin retarded/pistol aiming at ya /leave ya body partless/i am fuckin heartless/like kanye west/real niggas dont stunt/they get it off dey chest/hold still bitch/you bet not flinch/beat ya ass and turn ya blue/ like lilo and stitch/i aint never scared/ima bone crusher/i let dat shit burn like im tawkin usher/ill tell ya main bitch /like i tell ya mother/ you leave dis goon dic/you wont find another/hard like thunder/hot like summa/I pleasure her p/now she goin unda

  • Listen to my version of this. I'm 15 years old and started making and recording music on January 2, 2010. So far I have made over 101 songs. Check out my page.

  • i think im rozay im fuckin trilla

    where tha fuck my car

    bitch nigga

    dez niggaz

    actin hard

    but i bet dez mutahfuckaz took my muthafuckin car

  • i love you

    you love me

    we're a happy family

    with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

    wont you say you love me too!

    i love you

    you love me

    we're best friends as friends should be

    with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

    wont you say you love me too!

  • I gotta Big Sneeze... Hang ova

    In my car halaluya..Bugger Nation

    Under my Nose... Reall Niggas Pick they Nose.

    I got a big Meat..Jerk it hard.

    No lotion..in my car

    Skeeted on the Seat. Oh god

    Now my mom gona kill me for fucking up her car

  • shyt fyeeee

  • can hear the beat or bass

  • this aint tha real one wtf??? no bassline shits wack as fuck yo!!

  • THEY CALL ME RICKEY AKA MAN TITTIES/EAT EVERYTHING SO GIVE ME EXTRA GRAVY/POP SICKLES /THE RED ONES/PICKLE JUICE/HONEY BUNS/DONT FORGET HAM AND CHEESE HOT POCKETS/EAT THE WHOLE BOX WHILE U STAND AND WATCH IT/THE MICROWAVE IS MY BEST FRIEND/I NEVER WOULDV'E MADE IT WITH OUT IT/

  • I think im big pun... Tupac ;

    Posted up wit two glocks

    Represent them white socks

    I know you dont drink but you can get yourself a bodyshot

    You gone need a body gaurd

    On that shit i swear to god

  • the funny thing about yal is he rich as fuck and yal broke as ever instead of hating on another nigga go get yo paper up broke fucks

  • the funny thing about yal is he rich as fuck and yal broke as ever instead of hating on another nigga go get yo paper up broke fucks

  • im rick ross no swag.....FAKE GUGGI BAGS I LOVE NIGGAZ..... I LOVE LICKING ASS.... I AM RICK ROSS SMALL CLOTHES... CANT FIT OUT THE DOE..... I LOOK A RECK.... SMALL NECK LMAOOOOOOOOOOO GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE YALLL THUMBS UP

  • thumbs up if u agree

    bmf:big mutha fucka

    big meech fatass

    boss master flex

    bad mutha fuckaz

    what else do u guys think

    thumbs up for my thoughts plz thank you

  • heyy where yu get that horn from that u usingg....

  • no bass line!

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  • i think im jay-z / na lil b

    cuz im cookin / like chef boy r dee

    the greatest chef / the best cook

    go listen to lil b he will get u hook

  • i think im whiz khalifa / currency

    in my jet / jus doin me

    im super high / smokin weed

    dey should put this in their song cuz its a masterpiece

  • i think im john wall / chris paul

    gettin nasty / man im tellin yall

    i cross you up / den i watch you fall

    make you neva wanna pick up anova basketball

  • bmf stands for big muther fucker

  • JULY 28--We don't mean to pile on the beleaguered gangster rapper (and former prison guard)Ross, but a Freedom of Information request has turned up additional documents chronicling the performer's penal career. As we previously reported, despite vehement denials from Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts), Florida Department of Corrections (DoC) records show that the 32-year-old hip-hop star worked as a correctional officer for 18 months, until he resigned his $25,794.34 post in June 1997.

  • Rick Ross

  • Im cookin big meat...neck bones....potatoe salad im passin kidney stone ...one nation.... in my kitchen....thinkin of gettin that last leg boy keep on wishin....yall starvin aintchu?....look at me...putin that whloe plate where its suposed to be... in my stomach...dont need no help...I can swallow that whole cake by my fuckin self!

  • @Tron7520 OMG lolz smh

  • Ur girl a good leech I bet I done her Whipped the sheets didn't bun her One night Stands only I got her nigga mad cause she left him lonely just call me kool cevin yeah the smooth nigga Not a preddi boy but a rude nigga Reppin DMV All day Blew $1000 on the LOU smokin every day
  • I THINK IM MICHAEL JORDAN

    LARRY BIRD!

    HARD IN DA PAINT

    FUCK WHAT YA HEARD

    ONE BALLA

    REAL G

    REAL NIGGA GETN MONEY FROM THE FUKN STREETS

  • I KILLED ALL YALL LYRICZ OTTA HERE CHECK IT OUT AND COMMENT THUMBZ UP

  • I think im Big Smoke Chris TUCKA

    whipping dope '

    MUTHAFUCKA

    ONE HOOD

    UNDER BITCHEZ

    REAL NIGGAZ GETN OUT

    EXCEPT THA FUKIN SNITCHEZ

  • i think im lebron

    choke artist

    cant even win a ring

    with a 66 win team

    so please dont

    call me king

    real niggas know I FUCKIN NEED HIM.....WADE

  • I THINK IM so fly

    niggaz wanna die everyday like a play

    big pimpin all day i get money like a raining day and dont play

  • u no when u use that voice cancellation thing it doesent work it just messes up the beat on the whole man

  • come in this shit on some real shit she said u know what to do wit it black swagger's and plenty dro smoke in dro like in the studio represent in bad bitches dont give away digital's is that joke hoes turn aggroance choppin and she said like being told to ride swagger's so cold make u hater's unfroze and smoke that dro u wouldnt catch nigga like me if he aint on tv niggas hit corner's on 28's bitche's on they gutta shit scrap out they feeling like she gutta bitch

  • That beat is hot

  • Call me Ricky Ross...cause my titties flop...

    Fake gangsta name....never flipped cocaine...

    When I see that food...hallelujah

    One nation in my belly, call me fuckin' Buddah

  • @WoodMaster420 ahahahahahah funny ass hell lmaooooo

  • @WoodMaster420 thats funny as hell bro

  • @WoodMaster420 LMAO 

  • @WoodMaster420 ahhhh lol that's a good one

  • @WoodMaster420 LMAO UR THE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • @WoodMaster420 LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @WoodMaster420

    i'm the bawse at the buffet

    you gon eat dat? don't throw it away,

    give it to me, i'll chow it down

    i am the reason africa's starvin now

    :)

    9A

  • @WoodMaster420 LMAO! That Shit Gave Me A Big Laugh!

  • @WoodMaster420 lmfaoooooooooooooo

  • @WoodMaster420 HAHA DAT WUZ A GEWD DISS DAWG

  • @WoodMaster420 haahahha killed it

  • @WoodMaster420 Classic!1

  • @WoodMaster420 ROFL

  • @WoodMaster420 call me bill gates yeah a super star slap ya bitch ya ass in place

  • @WoodMaster420 lmao

  • @WoodMaster420 thats fuckin funny!! hahahahaaa!

  • @WoodMaster420 lmafo

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  • waiting for the bass line......

  • YEA POP A PILL TIDE UP IN DA KITCHEN BOY BE STILL PLAYIN WIT ME ME SHOW U DESE CHOPPER SKILLS DA BE LIK OMG IT LIL WILL

  • RICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • I give a nice speech, Barack Obama

    I'm da big daddy, I be fucking your mama

    I be killing haters, this be their death song

    I leave U speechless, I see your breath gone

    I think I'm the best, I aint no George

    I kill haters 4 fun, but I feel so bored

    Its like a habit, kinda like smoking

    Spit fire on these hoes (hose), I aint joking

    I'm in my gully position, no Arthur Jones

    Im da big dog, give my bitches my bone

  • Best remember it/ because I'm coming for ya'/ and when I come it's a new world order/ dad wanted me to become a lawyer/ I had to tell myself that school wasn't for ya'/ because I'm Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye/ growing so much green, you think it's Arbor Day/ going green, I'm eco-concious/ don't hurt my ego, so don't even comment / LeBron James, getting all the haters/ what you gonna' say, when I beat the Lakers / they invading, call em' terrorists/ if you fuck me I'll show you what terror is

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  • real nigga right here in the hood nigga

    smoking on that good blow like earthquake

    my blunt burning bitches head turning

    she got curves its like she curvy bitch

    hot weather bullets flying like helicopter on friday nights

    children cant sleep at night dirty curves in hood silent hater walking

    threw here comes whole crew story tellers

    u know them be snitches thugs in the picture

    opposite niggas can be the snitchers she low down freaky on the sticky one hit she look like she shiverin

  • They think Im Big Show

    Paul wright

    Fat hoe eating fast food tryda grow out these tight clothes hellelujah

    One nation under God

    Real fat niggaz eating fried chicken from the fucking start.

  • i think big bron king james hill niggaz gettn money gamez i get stupid loot cuz cuz im work mover six [packz like i droped da cooler i pop da shootertz i flockaz move ya send yu 2 church hoolaluya datz how do ya yu gune have 2 shoot me i am from da hood absulutely
  • I think im big bron king james hill niggaz we dnt play games we spit fire 8 flam3z i born rich and ima die 2 same yung trizz-ill never six packs like i droped da cooler i pop da shooter and  if yu still alive hoolaluya datz how do ya
  • I think I'm myself, nobody else, Ridin' round blowin down sharin' my wealth, I think I'm Young Jeezy, Lil Boosie, Never hit it raw so I don't catch them cooties, If you don't rock ice, you a hoe, I shine bright, while you glow, I keep a big knot, that bankroll, Stay sippin' that double cup styrofoam, Money out the ass, know what I'm talkin' bout? 225 Baton Rouge, yeah that dirty south, Got money but I'd still steal you in the mouth!
  • .....

  • google "highvolumez" for beats

  • i didn't Make this up some one else did

    I LOVE THEM BIG MACS. FUCKIN WHOPPERS. MCDONALDS OPEN. HALLELUJAH. DIPPIN SAUCE. BARBECUE. REAL FATTIES GETTING COUPONS FROM THE FUCKIN START. I LOVE THEM FRENCH FRIES. NOT ONION RINGS EXTRA SALT. HALLELUJAH. ONE BURGER. NOT ENOUGH. REAL FATTIES USING COUPONS FROM THE FUCKIN START. MY ROLLS ROLL THIRTY MILES, IM JARED? HOE FEASTIN IN THE CLUB, BURGERS LIKE IM HOMER? HOE TUBBY, THATS MY NICKNAME GREASE STAINS RUNNIN THROUGH MY BIG VEINS

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  • CHECK OUT 1 LYFE - BMF (Bending Minds Further)

  • i think im walter wheat fuck larry hoover. brick squad nigga fuck larry hoover. i been had cake i stay so baked.

  • I think im Barksdale REal Street nigga it was BLACK GANSTA DISIPLE B4 Da Gz nigga B4 Da Dz nigga B4 da Cz wen it comes down 2 da LIck I keep it D nigga ..................... . .. im think im barksdale , donnie BUrks , king Shorty .. u kno i stay alert cuz Chi town niggaz well put chu in da dirt
  • @Bangz08 it was the lords first yea willie lloyd den da foes yea walter wheat 5 poppin 6 droppin we stay packin heat claredon park nigga yea my niggas c's dnt forget da solid foes we neva been broke

  • @loupym now let me get to u who r u lou we call u luu its not a good thing u do dumb things pussy got u whip ur gurl made u get a tounge ring even though back in the days we had a fling she call king say cuts and watch her mouth drop now u know ur gurls a hoe kissing kids unborn babies bro....

  • @razor2987 Nigga real talk u off ...ya rhymes r weak! Readin dem off ...zzz..put me 2 sleep! Now i woke up..gonna show u how to rip da beat! U betta do like Lebron nigga..and run 2 da Heat! Love da beef..and wen we meet..u fukn dead meat! Talkin bout gassed up..wen u gassed out! U were talkin alot shit..now u lookin assed out! Put da pistol 2 ya face..u probably pass out! U blowing money slow..im takin da fast route! Must be a hairy mothafucka..razor? Wat is dat about?
  • @Bangz08 ur a fuckin lame ur the one to blame ur parents made u they should be ashamed they shouldve let u drift with the waves now u comin with rap what the fuck is tht dont be gased up thinkin u can rap it up cause ill take ur rhymes and piss on them nigga learn to clock dem figger im a bigger nigga got goonies vacation for my trigger finger

  • WHERE THE BASS AT

  • your money universal high yeah right its more like earth ground low

    im a different guy who you dont really know

    you see my eyes its like a bomb thats about to blow

    you living lies butt my money its going to circulate i have good cashflow

    i like them white because they jobs blow and you can stick em in any hole

    even those kinds lesbian types add me now we three amigos

    thats a menoge right its so easy though i got a silly stroke

    no manuels no instructions its not in your convenient stores

  • SUCK

  • where im at we flip shit to make it doube

    if u want the drama my goons make some trouble

    catch me rollin through my hood in a bubble

    its goin to stay like this till i lay in the rubble

    yes mane im here just to kill this shit

    i dont give a fuck if u dont feel this shit

    but i can gurantee u gonna hear this shit

    while wit your homies drinkin beer and shit

    chandler AZILLa we some killas

    goons thiefs and cap peelas

  • @ every bartyped on this page.. FAILURE SMFH @U

  • rick ross,

    srry but ur not the boss,

    cuz i cam threw,

    around da loop,

    n a bently cupe,

    n a 35 doin 22,

    Blowin money fast,

    i got desposible cash,

    yea nigga im numba 1,

    got so much ice i think i froze da sun.

  • I am a flyboy I I I I ICE man fuck fly girl I take her to iceland its my style so ICEY ho says i am hot spice, hot sauce lil weezy jenna over zine ho´s prinses die jenna

  • TRY AGAIN!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!!

  • i think ima king actually i know i am..i got bars for minutes like your mobile plan..you a soda can..im much harder..downing patron patron shots like they fukin water..dog why bother..you just wastin time..im killin this beat like it was a basic crime..i aint chasin dimes mane they after me.cause im so sick and you just an allergie..homie dont be mad at me im just being truthful..cause one look at me and you kno that im just to koo

  • wer da muhfuckin bass at nd get rick ross fat ass outta der i dnt like hearin his voice

  • Hey yall my name is Ms.Fit. I am also a Femcee and I have 2 new singles called "SWAGJUICE" which is available on itunes and "HURT MY BODY" which is the remix to BUSTA and SWISS joint. Click on my name and check it out,Thanks for all the love and support PEACE

  • U KAN STILL H3AR HIM. WTF ! BUT OKA.Z' WUTZ DIZ ?

  • dis go!!