Top Ten Things I Learned From Final Fantasy

[Deth43]

THIS...WAS...FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKingNaesala]

pfft, no FF1-6? I am dissapoint

[Knevix711]

FFXIII I learned that guns only give you so much as a paper-cut in a fight. But, you can use them to commit suicide in a cutscene

[JElizee22]

@Knevix711 ahahahahahahahaha tru verry tru my friend

[hyuni03]

what about the portable infinte bag shareable by everyone in the party? or whenever you defeat a monster you gotta make a little celebration dance or strike a pose XD

[paulkyrby]

hi son

[xsirenflyx]

I burst out laughing when B'nargin came up xD

[lenteto1415]

wow she does have cool shoes

[wozthedevil]

:D ''never give materia to strangers '' EPIC

[thequeenundisputed]

@TomV98 16) magical powers are stored in the breast (the bigger the boobs the better they are at magic)

[MaherLeary]

I learned that if a character dies during a cut scene, that you cannot help them with a phoenix down, but if they die in a fight, then they are fine.

[iAceBlack]

@TomV98 Let's not forget that monsters carry around weapons and items that they never use.

[animegrl171]

lol great choices.

[Nub12342]

taught me that guys with spiky hair attract way too much attention these days. :l

[Phoenix1664]

Final Fantasy only taught me one thing, that life will never be as good as a Final Fantasy world....

[HunterZeritox]

i love the back music, the orchestra goes pretty good with the situations.

[joyfultomboy]

picking the nose is a custom for the Dalmascan princess...... BWAAAAHHAHA!!!!!!

[mafistofun]

That was way funnier than I thought it would be. Also you have great taste in music. :)

[ffandroidfairy]

THE LARSA AND THE ASHELIA PART IS SO DAMN FUNNY XD

[jax9715]

XD i couldnt stop laughing at the larsa part XD

[lacogu]

Poor Larsa... lol

[DFDavid21]

LOL......I gotta give it to you. THIS video was actually funny

[Judg3m3nt]

phoenix downs cure unconsciousness, not death.

[izuddin151]

@Judg3m3nt Yet in Final Fantasy games, there's a magic called "Death" or even caused a Death status e.g. Doom.. ;)

*Phoenix Down!!*

[Judg3m3nt]

@izuddin151 I would imagine you would be doomed or "dead meat" if you passed out in front of a malboro or sephiroth

[izuddin151]

@Judg3m3nt Agreed. Sephiroth will stab us with his katana before Phoenix Down could even touch us. Just curious. Although Malboro is a monster that appears in most FF series, how come it becomes iconic i.e. often remembered? I mean what's dangerous about one?

[Judg3m3nt]

@izuddin151 from FF? Well for most of them they have the giant mouth full of razor teeth but really it is their classic "bad breath". Anyone who inhales its breath becomes poisoned, paralyzed and in most games it gives you a slew of other ailments. In the cannon of FF after you are poisoned/paralyzed they often eat you. In most of the games they were pretty large and king malboros were really powerful.

[unitedjt345]

When your as hot as Vincent he makes emo sxc

[hockeymurph34]

lol

[shadow19831]

0:27 i won't call that upskirt .. because there is no skirt

[Chimmyt2]

Lmao, great top 10. Nicely done:)

[someonezmom]

I'm sorry this lil montage made me LOL ..well done darthaldez

[Roxas16697]

:)



[gaming4souls]

What orchestral work is this?

[renoloverxoxo]

Lulu had a fur collar XD

[bedroomshred6661]

1 heros can survive falls from an infinite height.

2 nothing can being back the dead (as long as its plot related)

3 Swords always beat guns. no exeptions.

4 Getting a lightning bolt shoved up your ass usually isnt fatal

5 Anything that can be retconned, is possible.

[voigtyv2]

@bedroomshred6661 what about Dirge of cerberus with Weiss's gunblades

[bedroomshred6661]

@voigtyv i didnt play that one.

[chiyo103]

Oo this is priceless nice job XD

[voigtyv2]

umm, i was kinda embarrassed when i found out larsa was a guy....don't ask why.

[darthaldez]

@voigtyv2 made my day haha <3

[landerson719]

@voigtyv2 Why?

[xxAngelxxBladexxBoa]

Ashe stop picking your nose XD

[l1meyman]

1. fur collars are making a major comeback....2. did you only play 8, 7, and 12? blehh

[iamwarwick]

@l1meyman 1 of them was a reference of 10 actually :O :P lol

[Itsuki624]

I personally like fur collars......

[JElizee22]

@Itsuki624 Yea right?! I kno he didnt try to clown on my boy Squall. lol

[sparkydavie]

@CrimsomS That's excactly what he said.

[Clickykid]

3 made me lol so much

[SuperCherrybomb101]

#11: phoenix down dont work in cutscenes

#12: huge swords that have been past down bring bad luck (ahem:angeal's dad to angeal to zack to cloud...)

#13: no matter how much you fight, ur hair can never get messed up

#14: some guys look evil in black thongs cough cough kuja

#15: clowns r evil too... kefka

#16: u can do alot of things with skirts

[Clickykid]

@SuperCherrybomb101 for #13 it doesn't get messed up while sleeping

[manitsu]

lol



[asdfghyter]

What do you mean? Sephiroth was no stranger. Cloud knew him perfectly well (and that he was up to no good). :)

[rourin]

Haha, hi son!

[flashhasonewing]

Fur collars went out in the "eighties" *snort* XD that's funny!

[damagedoll]

cloud was possessed through sephiroth..

thats why he gave him the materia.

loved it.

;)

[PizzaAgliSpinaci]

- Hi dad!

- Hi son!

I laught SO hard! (^_^)

[zophar6969]

wow just so faggy

[paranoidandroidRH]

Hey Dad!

Hi son!

[hatmonkey]

#3 its pat

[TheGamerUH8]

I think you got the name of the song wrong. That certainly isn't Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim. It's Violin Concerto in D Major (Movement III), Written by Brahms.

[EdisZidane]

When you face Sephiroth in North Crater, you won't die from his supernova.

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

I was about to say "sepherioth is gay?"

[AZRattleSnake83]

What a terribly version of Brahms.... He must be rolling in his grave!

[EclairFoux]

5. speak softly and carry a big sword :D

[DeathlyxXxKiss]

~Hair defies gravity

~Wear skimpy clothing if you are female

~You never have to eat food. . . EVER

~There is always someone to hate

And btw, I cracked up #6 xDDD

[Rex0142king]

How about: Gravity is irrelavant as long as you are a final fantasy character.

[TalysAlankil]

Fun fact, Vaan picks his nose in his CGI render in Dissidia.

[happohassa]

#11, the Final Boss can be tough, but the optional side Final Boss type will always pwn the Final Boss.

[ChaosTheKeeper]

OMG lol most excellent

[UnFortunateUK]

Lol at number 6.

[ttroy7]

squall is also emo

[Ghostygirl2011822]

Brilliant!!!!! Loved it!

[ily2Courtney2]

also that the leading man never dies (Final Fantasy 12, Balthier)

[voigtyv2]

@ily2Courtney2 i always thought he was a supporting role

[ily2Courtney2]

@voigtyv2 obviously hes not i mean really if it wasnt for him running into Vaan in that palace Basch would of never been freed and practically none of the events that happen would of happened.

[mranime8]

9: i dont think it matters cause squall is pimpin with it 8: again it doesnt matter cause vincent is the badass of FF7

[jmp3811]

@mranime8 but there emos and he cant be a pimp hes made up character

[Woobooboo123]

B'nargin!

[VolensxAstrum]

What Neko-Chan learned from Final Fantasy: Silver haired men are NOT to be trusted. Especially if- a: they carry oversized skewers, b: if they happen to come in triplets.

[misukiyuki]

What about: Clowns really are evil! (Kefka)

[starwarrule]

@misukiyuki Don't forget Zorn and Thorn!

[linkpwnsevery1]

actually the definition of Emo its squall and cloud..

[FantaN1AF]

i knew larsa was a guy even though he looks like a girl n he was voiced by a girl :]

[scualleonheart]

dope

[elcodigo92]

53 Persons didn't learn anything from Final Fantasies.

[cjrok17]

...oh hell naw did he just diss the chocobos!!!!

[TheJorus]

#X. There's nothing Cloud doesn't like.

Ohh yeahhh...

[RebelMist]

My reaction to number 1: *facepalm*

[flareose]

DAMN STRATE THEY CAN'T;)

[flareose]

#14 know matter how much blood or hurt you may be or if your nearly dead drink a potion and you'll be find;)

[jecapeter]

@flareose

#15: Even the Knights of the Round can't kill a chocobo

[Ticalmc2k2]

Thumbs up just for Brahms.

[Mespritroth]

10. FUCK YEAS

9. ROFL Poor squall /o w o\

8. *egoraptor 'awesome fantasy 7' flashback*

7. LOL B'NARGIN but yeah wtf is that?

6. No comment O.O

5. XD Auron too >w>

4. Oyus. I'd hope on the back of a black one and go whizzing across the marshlands yep ^^ Then I'd run for it as a hugeass snake'll attack me... x_x

3. I looked.

2. Rofl idk much about FF8 but meh.

1. Hmm, if I win more points with Sephiroth.... stangers no, Sephiroth YAS!

[FinalFantasyVany]

10. Yes.. I love Yuffie's shoes xD

9. You're right xDD

8. Vincent isn't an emo, he's a vampire :3

7. WHY SHE FUCKING DO(ES) THAT? xD

6. xDD

5. Sephiroth is..the best boss ever xD And Cloud..yeah, I LOVE CLOUD *__*

4. Chocobos are sooo~ better than horses xD

3. HE'S A GIRL xD

2. Hate Squall & Rinoa -_-'

1. Stupid Cloud xD

[greatsage4ever]

How many other people thought that Larsa was girl when they first say him?

[valypaly3]

ya Vincent has a right to be "emo" and so does Cloud, tho I know ppl hate hearing it sometimes lol its more the retarded characters like....Vanille!...or however u spell it, that I hate :P and that Tidus thing made me laugh XD

[sage4410]

Vincent isn't emo, he just likes to be scary.

[absoluteterror93]

@sage4410 Cloud is more emo than vincent

[TheOneOwner]

#9 the fur collar is representing a mane cuz he is like a lion and they didint want him to hav that long neckhair even though that would be alot funnier XD

[Kelvari7882]

At least Vincent has a reason to be emo....

[Judg3m3nt]

@Kelvari7882 cloud watched his two best friends die in front of him and they were both saving him and he was helpless. His mentor turned into his greatest enemy and hojo injected him with jenova/sephiroth cells and tells him he can only be strong because of them, that he is a puppet. His hometown was burned to the ground and his family killed and shinra has covered up all evidence that his town was ever burned or that zack ever existed. Sounds pretty screwed up to me.

[redreaper2020]

@Judg3m3nt eh, shit happens.

[dallasdoby3]

Hi Dad! Hi Son! I just couldn't help but giggle there.

[valklorato]

q un grupo de inadaptados puede salvar al mundo? de un inadaptado mayor

that a group of losers can save the world? from a bigger loser

[3onamatch]

You made me LMAO.

YAY emo vincent!!! HEY cloud's pretty emo too, lol jk (somewhat)

I learned never trust cute hyper ninjas with your materia.

[walkernintendofan]

Kingdoms are good and Empires are bad

[Ziffelzoovop]

deffiniton of emo: Vincent.

so true. xD

[fr801]

LOL i loved this video X°D especially the n.° 1 xD

[Trueshiriko]

Hi dad! Hi son!

That part nearly killed me with laughter

[JohnAtDawn]

was number 5 a reference to a quote by Theadore Roosevelt?

[Cidk10]

when aerith died. why didn't they used a pheonix down -.-

[JohnAtDawn]

@Cidk10 well in the old FF games, being Downed just meant "on the verge of death" and pheonix downs bring someone back from that verge. when you are actually dead, it doesn't work.

hope that helps answer your most likely rhetorical question :D

[mrtouchmybeard]

@Cidk10 thats because they didnt really care about her what dooshes right?

[3onamatch]

@Cidk10 lol ikr

[chibi00tifa]

one of the valuble things i learned from final fantasy is my roman numerals xD

[ReloadPsi]

A lot of these are just facts about the games, not lessons.

Also, Cloud didn't give the Materia to a stranger; he knew Sephiroth somewhat.

[HalfCastAzian]

I learnt that carrying alot of items and weapons in the real world requires a VERY big bag..lols

[forrenz]

How can someone without emotions be "emo"?

[Hellooo666]

Yeah Larsa really caught me off gaurd, I seriously thought it was a cute

Female and when they said he wasn't a she, I was devistated and agravated.

Soooo Pissed....

[Jiyaijo]

Lol this was funny. Great video dude.

[dykstrbj]

4. Wolves in fact, do carry gold on them. No one knows why...

3. Bosses cannot afford pheonix downs.

2. Anything that moves increadibly slow, has a star above its head, and carries what seems to be the most ineffective weapon ever is SCARY

1. It really never is the FINAL fantasy, is it? thank god

[dykstrbj]

10. Just when you thought you found a tough enemy, you find out it too is weak to Fire.

9. Animation time is proportional to damage.

8. The only way to find true love is to abide by the Sadie hawkins principle.

7. You will never use that item you are saving for a time you will need it later cause you might need it later.

6.Thousands of bullets < about 15 sword swings.

5. Ancients should have invested in schools...then the present wouldn't be so technologically behind.

[777Kiana]

The Tidus one made me laugh... Lol, I LOVE how Sephiroth and Cloud have such a soft and sexehhh voice.. ♥

Aww Cloud, why'dya give Seph' materia *shakes head in sadness* ...

[Narcoosi]

For some reason the number 1 made me laugh aloud. :D Reminds me of the safety lecture thingies from childhood.

[fastweirdo]

10. You will always be able to fly by the end of the game, rendering every other mode of transportation useless.

9. The main character will always use a sword typically bigger than 2/3 of their body.

8. The most powerful, yet seemingly useless character will always die by the middle of the game.

7. Prior to dying, you will have no ability to instantaneously teleport from the dungeon you were in.

6. There is always a healer that ironically is a girl.

[fastweirdo]

@fastweirdo

5. You will rarely use the character who uses a gun as their primary weapon.

4. Potions other than elixirs will not be used byt he end of the game.

3. Debuffs are a waste of MP

2. The main character always has spiky hair.

1. The game will always be easy when you spend 5 hours before advancing to the next part of the storyline.

[Xx1shotdudexX]

i believe that squall isn't emo, (same for vincet but he sure acts like it) and if you want to get into a long conversatoin about it im prepared, I have all the proof in the world he's just the kind of guy that thinks to much

[holyking1100]

yuffie is no where near emo

[CataclysmicYouth]

#6 made me LOL

[Chocowiggy]

You should learn how clowns are the only ones actually capable of destroying the world. (Reference to ff6)

[roelin360]

WAT LARSA IS MALE !!!!!!!

[akpokemon]

@roelin360 What the heck I knew he was a boy from the start--Didn't they keep saying stuff about him commanding and being an authoritative figure or whatever? He has no "thingies!"

[virgil592]

What about never trust evil Clowns?

[candiianatomii]

The definition of emo is definitely Cloud.

[TifaLockheart321]

@candiianatomii considering emo means emotional and Cloud hardly shows his emotions I don't think that's really true...

[IICakeDanceII]

Men are actually women who are so good at covering this fact up that Cloud or anyone else will go shirtless and make many other women lesbians.

[1998alisa]

I want me a giant mutant chicken! Where can I buy some Sylkiss Greens?

[TheGTassassin]

dude there all emo... every single one of the FF characters

[fatlahbazooka]

Monsters are waiting to ambush you ANYWHERE you go.

[thatguyontheright1]

You can kill hundreds of animals and create no ill effects in the ecosystem.

[Clickykid]

all cool even yuffies shoes didn't notice before this vid but ima keep ma eye out now

[aquaotaku4895]

"Make sure he's real before meeting his dad" OMG I'm a FFX fan and I found that absolutely hilarious. So funny!

[mavadoman]

@aquaotaku4895 OMG?! NO WAY? "You're a Final Fantasy X Fan?" *Applause* We should totally hang out some time *end sarcasm*

Nah, I jokeeee, everyone loves 10 :)

[aquaticblader]

One thing I learned is that Lightning can strike the same place twice

[xRaineDropsx]

This list was sweet XD

And yes Yuffie does have some kick-ass boots X3

[IceAngel2931]

I lol'd the entire time. I hope you make another. This is just hilarious!

[masonlebourn]

HA! so much win

[iamthepkmmaster]

best time to do sidequesst is when the world is in imminent danger

[77GaZE77]

@iamthepkmmaster

ur so right lol xD

[staystrong7]

@iamthepkmmaster that's usually when they're all available lol!

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

There will be blood theme?

[BioKaizer]

Thanks for pointing out that Larsa was a dude and not a girl. During the game I was really confuse.

[Superarkboy2]

1 thing i,ve learned from FF :never fight with a emo with long silver hairs :D

[emazinglyemi]

Final Fantasy Leads does NOT equal to emo.

What it's called is "internal character conflict." The beauty of these games is in the story telling - it isn't just about Cloud VS Sephiroth: it's actually about Cloud coming to terms with himself and his past sins and failures and therefore coming to accept himself as a worthwhile human being. Same with Squall - he learns that he is worthwhile and deserving of human companionship, and a lot of the story is him coming to terms with that.

[sergioespaillat]

well being that the EMO social group is mostly copied and inspired by Japanese anime and culture etc yea we prob consider all of them that.

[legefy]

fenix downs dont work in cutsceens

[AMP1317]

Yes, not all characters in FF are emo.

Zidane is far from it.

But I thought the video was funny. I just wish there'd be more references from all FF's. Not just the news ones + movie.

[Toccaif331]

ffv helped me pass a history test neoexdeath neolithic XD

[supertraikern]

Hehehehe, so true!

[duj0urproductions01]

LMFAO. THIS MADE ME LAUGH =D i love #6 and #2 LOLL <333

[fishgul69]

for some reason, I didn't really understand #2. maybe it was the grammar.

[duj0urproductions01]

@fishgul69 squall likes rinoa. rinoa's mom liked laguna, who somehow became squall's dad? or something LOL hence the "... or something like that" LOL

[fishgul69]

@duj0urproductions01 ooooooooooooooooooh

[Lammy4ever7]

The "Hi Dad!" "Hi Son!" was the best. LOL When I saw "emo" I just knew it was going to be Vincent.

[Cidk10]

darn! i was picking my nose when i saw the caption "Picking your nose is custom for princesses in Dalmasca" at 0:27

[cerasgate]

Luv the nosepickin' and hi dad part

[TheKaBLAMshow]

I WANT A FUR COLLAR!!