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  • boh3m3, why is your other video private?

  • Why did you make that other table video private?

  • I wish Dear Table 54 wasn't made private.

  • suck a dick omegle

  • Ah, the days when boh3m3 was big on YouTube. He was pretty great too.

  • Everything about this guy is gold, subscribing

  • was it a ghetto black family? Servers know what i'm talking about.

    " AH WANT ME SUM FRIED SCRIMPZ WT FRY FRIES!!! "

  • I feel the pain brother. Fuck that whole family hahaha. I think you should have shoved a chix tend up the parents asses.Fuck 'em all lol. Thanks for the vid.

  • it should be mandatory that ppl wait tables for at least a month before they are allowed to go to a sit down restaurant. It drives me insane that ppl can be so inconsiderate. When you come in 15 min before close because you want to eat with ur girlfriend or friend, and keep me there an hour later than usual. Do you not think that I'm hungry? That I may want to hang out with my friends or girlfriend? of course the asshole will say ' get another job if you dont like it "..............I want to

  • @aadmharris No it's not get another job. Nobody wants to be at work longer than they have to. It is not my job to serve you an hour after my fucking store has closed. It's like doing paperwork at the office late at night, when everyone else has gone home. Guest are our paperwork and I wish I could throw some in the shredder! We all have families we all want to see them. I think having to work on major holidays is bad enough, why torture us the rest of the year...

  • lmfao First time ive ever seen this and he is the funniest thing i have ever seen! hahaha Subsribed. idc if he never makes another video. just hilarious

  • Honey, I feel your pain. People that come in right before close are always a piece of crap. Literally!

  • well thats just shit management. A good manager would have turned them away.

  • WOW! i wanted to get a job but my mom didn't let me (i'm 15) now I see why stat freakin' sucks.

  • he......shat himself?

    DEWD WTF

  • I bet he was talking about shaytards lol

  • hahaha lol where fuckin erhgusnphnuuun haha lol omg i love u lol theyre fuckin ghahhhhhh haha lol but you guys mmmmh hhaha lol probly would have shit on ur windsheilds instead u wanted to go with the free drinks at my resturant guuuh haha lol ur breeeeeeeeeeding u should have ur twat sauterd shut ahha lol

  • God, after three years this still makes me laugh. Please make more if you still are a waiter!

  • You droped the fuck bomb 15 times. I was bored so I counted :p

  • OVER THREE YEARS AND I STILL LOVE IT XD

  • Oy... I waitress, and I feel for you. Come in right before close, bad parents, bill is $10, made a mess, and no tip! Ugh. Sorry that happened to you. You're hilarious though

  • I miss these rants come back Ben wherever u are

  • D: I miss these videos! They're freaking hilarious.

  • sounds like that family needs to relax.

  • 4:04-4:12 best part.. hahaha. laughed so hard.

  • You should be able to tell goons to leave asap you close :S

  • You're fucking killing me...everything you said is classic...but the comment about taking kids out after 10PM...fuck you...wait till you grow up and have kids. What am I supposed to sit in the house with them all night? Grow up Peter Pan...my kids like to have a good time too. Although I am known for being a a big tipper (they call me Big Daddy) I cannot suffer comments about keeping kids out late at night...they like it and so do I.

    I was wrong about you before...I apologize.

  • you're breeding... YOU'RE BREEDING!!!

    LOL!

  • wow thats so fucked up

  • yo Ben didn't u know that the shit the kid left WAS ur tip I feel sorry for u I am a big tipper cause I appreciate my waiters/waitress

  • I know that feeling, I used to work at a restaurant. Having more than one kid at a table is one bad thing, but right before closing time makes it 5x as hard to deal with them.

  • He reminds me of Steve-O

  • customers need to remember, if you don't tip your waiter, don

    t ever come back again.. It doesn't matter if we aren't there, the second we found out you didn't tip, so did all the other waiters. And no one will want to serve you again, at least not well

  • I could NEVER be a waitress. I'm not so nice. Props to you for keeping your cool while you were at work!!

  • Sound bad ben :-( I can see why you'r so enraged by it.

  • A shart? damn that sucks man, one time I ran food for a fellow server and this trashy douchebag of a lady with an oxygen tank hooked up was holding up her cloth dinner napkin like a dirty diaper trying to hand it to me with both my hands fucking full trying to set down the plates. Fuck that! I asked her what it was and that I'm not touching it either way, so put it down. Turns out her 200lb eight year old who already had 2 kids menu meals prior vomited into it violently. WTF!!! Fuck Em

  • fuck u you tube

  • Wow thats so funny, im a server and i know exactly how you feel. At my rest. if a customer acts like a complete ass to us, they reward him with a fucking free meal card. So they treat us like shit and get rewarded. Fuckers. I hear ya man. I hear ya.

    And the 15 window shit was hilarious1

  • you are my hero

  • Dude! Don't feel too bad, I had the rest of the family across the street my restaurant! They came in five before closing, ordering milkshakes, and the kids having been running around instead of reading the menu, had no idea what they wanted to order. UUgghh.....

  • "THE REAL CHERRY. . . ON TOP OF THE SHIT SUNDAE"  Good stuff man, Well done.

  • :O

    I am so sorry.

    Being a server can fucking suck..

  • i think boh3m3 may be mentally ill

  • whos table 23

  • Table #23 in the restaraunt that he worked at

  • OOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOO

    WE WANNA EAT NOW

    lol good ol Boh3m3

    we miss ya dude! Come back!

  • "OOOOHHH WE WANNA EAT NOW!!!"

  • "sharted" lmao!

  • still one of my favs!!

  • later on he admitted that he worked at Landrys, dude thats not a restaurant, its closer to a Mc Donalds

  • UGHHH! I so get this. Just tonight I had a party of 7 come in 10 minutes before close, and the tip was awful. I mean really come on now?!?! assholes.

  • LMAO 4:12

  • Miss this soo very much.

  • wow...twat saudered shut!!! nice!

  • ....is shat even a word?

  • Yes. It is the past participle of the verb, "shit".

  • what happened all his old videos

  • Shit, my hand slipped and I gave it 1 star. I meant 5! Do over!

  • As sad as he makes it sound, the worst part is that people are like that too. Worse still, they're gaining in numbers and are getting worse. Id high five this guy and buy him a beer for speaking out.

  • Yeah I like this intro.

  • Nicely done intro. I checked out your channel and I'll admit I have heard a lot of one-sided negativity from thehill88 fans. None the less I find your channel entertaining and in the end thats all that matters. Again. I like your intro. Good stuff.

  • Boy oh boy, I feel for you. I've never had anything THAT bad. Being a waiter(tress) can seriously fuck you up. I wish you could have gone back in time to shit on their car and smear it around. Fuckers. I feel your pain.

  • *pictures the kids*

    Ahhh!!!!

  • I could watch these all day and I really wish you would do more! If you still work there, that is...

  • I can definately relate! I have been the unfortunate person who has had to clean up those messes too! dont even get me started on the things Ive seen!

    And as a waiteress, men seem to think im there to serve their "every need" which tends to include stairing at me and smacking me on the ass among other things!

  • Retail, Customer Service, and Food Service. The trifecta of pain when it comes to employment. I feel your pain about people and closing. I worked in a store, not even a restraunt, and people would come in and BROWSE for an hour after we had locked the doors, same policy about not being able to do anything about it. And they'd give -us- the shit sandwich with a side of attitude about the whole thing.

  • hahaa such an original video now whistleing to get kids..to a table...how unclassly. blown out and puffy kids..wow ben so violent but yet funny i would love to come to that restaurant because there are so many specious acts and undefined people who come to your restaurant.

  • hehe very funny video

  • 4:12

    Boh3m3 classic reaction!

  • Lol.

  • Oh, that... wow. Haha.

  • "YOU'RE BREEDING!" haha x

    BTW: is it your actual resturant or do you just work there?

  • He was a waiter there.

  • ahhh old memories

  • the intro was great

  • some ppl are so dumb, why do they come out in public, i can't believe the way some of these ppl act when they come to eat at a restaurant

  • you seriously scared the shit out of me at the beginning xD

  • Hahaha 2:40 "lay a little soft serve on your windshield."

  • xD...

  • nothing pisses me off more than people that come in, WHILE WE ARE LOCKING THE DOOR. order food. sit down. and stay... for a frickin 1/2 hr. And then bitch the entire time.

  • 4.12 makes me laugh

  • i want to see more videos like these i know u dont work there anymore but more comedy videos and not the new stuff ur doing.

  • I hate people like that. I always clean up my own mess and give at least a $3 tip. and thats if it was CRAPPY service, like EXTREMELY crappy service. I never leave trash on the floor either. I agree, people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed. Mom was a waitress. I hate her, but goddamn I hated her customers more.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA still funny over a year after

  • I feel for ya, one time I had a lady that pissed her pants sitting at a table in the restaurant and if you could only see this lady (yuck), unluckily I had to clean it up.

  • atleast this one is still here

  • I am Server too, and I am fucking CRYING right now because I cannot stop laughing!!!

  • I feel your pain. I work in a Mexican restaurant. It's terrible. Mexican food attracts rednecks and picky fucking retards.

  • (to my previous comment)

    I would have very likely worked at that resturant when I became of age,but the resturant/diner closed when I was about nine or ten,or even eleven.

  • Thats my biggest fear if I work at a resturant.Crazy ass children and weird ass parents.I would have kicked them out before they sharted in the chair.There were a few nuts who went to a resturant where I was a common visitor,but no one as close to those asshats.

  • You remind me a little of Jack Black :D

    Not sure why... but the way you yell might be part of it...

  • Used to do waiting myself, children are the bane of any night, man... it's like, they're loose, THEY'RE LOOSE EVERYWHERE AND THEIR FUCKING DEADPAN-FACED PARENTS DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    God, waiting tables sucked. Can't stand elitist customers either, like everythings meant to roll for them... fuck them.

    The customers always wrong BEITCH

  • very often lol

    :D

    -lewis!

  • omg..

  • that fuckin sucks man...

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • You should've just kicked them out

  • You should ban those inbred idiots from your restuarant

  • ;-)

  • This is exactly why my husband and I are only allowed to tell one work anecdote apiece. If we didn't have that rule, with both of us working in a service industry, we would be telling stories for two days running.

  • "these people ARE BREEDING!"

    ROFL.

  • i want more of these!!!

  • I know what you mean Ben; working at Starbucks drove me to a homicidal rage, I couldn't imagine dealing with a table full of idiots.

  • g-d, that really sucks. I hate people like that.

  • thts discusting! but yeah..its table 23! - very unlucky.

  • Ugh. I fucking hate that! I work in retail and they slink into the door right when I'm locking the damn thing.

    UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • THE KID SHARTED ON MY CHAIR!

    lol man, you had it bad, but makes good stories =P

  • HAHAHA

    YOUR KID SHARTED ON MY CHAIR

    LOL HAHAHA

    that sucks :(

    wow they should potty train those kids

  • You really can't make this kind of shit up

  • Poor ben

  • oh, so good.

  • I love it, made my night at work more tollerable. Told everyone I work with, and all night we used the "Dear Table" line when bitching about our customers. We should collaberate, there is an endless story in this business.

  • nice thats the best thing ive seen all day i loved it

  • Pure Epic.

  • You guys gotta be careful... You might start talking to Tyler Durden.

  • This was so funny, because I work at McDonald's and I deal with that stuff everyday.

  • "The kid SHARTED on my chair!" haha

  • lmao wow ....

  • 1 guy, 1 windshield ^_^ now that owns 2 girls 1 cup.

  • haha, i would've downloaded that shit!

  • 1 guy, 1 windshield ^_^ now that owns 2 girls 1 cup.

  • NO TIP!!! OH HELL NO...I hate that crap..I have definately dealt with people like that...cant wait to hear more horror stories

  • yes

  • nice ending haha

  • i feel so guilty, 'cause i kinda hope for

    boh3m3 to have bad nights at work so he'll tell more stories like this...it's not that i'm happy he's upset, but he conveys his rage with grace and humor, and it brightens my life.

  • they were fukin what?? what was that??? could u please re iterate that???????

  • LOL  I've been in the restaurant business for nearly 15 years. and I really enjoy your videos. They are sooo true. Keep telling it like it is brother.. :))

  • Wow.. that sounds really painful...

  • 2:10, LOL.

    You can hear a ricer in the background.

  • I was slightly lower than you,.. I had to work myself up from dishwasher to waiter,.. and the stories I have are close to yours,.. but darker,......

  • OMG...That fifteen minutes to close thing is SO TRUE. D:

  • i am never going to be a waiter ever

  • I once had a woman come into the dollar store 10 minutes before we closed and tried to get me to stop my end of shift cleaning to watch her baby while she shopped. Yes, people like that shouldn't breed. Who would leave their baby with a stranger???

  • you're BREEDING!

  • What if it had been shit on a booster seat?

  • about as annoying as that bitch we had in the pub i was working in. she never stopped slipping and falling when it was closing hours and was as drunk as a beached whale. so i feel your pain Ben. we all have those (sigh) nights >:(

  • i luv these videos its a gd idea, is it written or did these situations happen and if they did haha even funnier. keep it up ive watched since olde school 06 and yu havnt dropped standard!

  • lol, man i can watch this videoa all day every day till i died i luv it. shit day for you but it made me smile lol. lizzy

  • I really like these "Behind The Music (Restaurant)" segments; theyre really interesting and a fuckin riot to listen to (mostly from boh3m3's ability of narration).

    Theyre wicked, hope you do some more. =)

  • Wow...

  • hey were servers and got some neat videos.. check out out haters video TO! later kiddos..

  • The word, 'TIP' isn't just a made up word.Its an acronym for:To Insure Proper Service.Since you don't make a habit of tipping,you should have NOTHING to complain about.If I recognized you,I'd make sure not to be at your beckon call and not to go above and beyond to serve you the best dinner and dining experience.Keep in mind, that most waitstaff make less than min. wage/hr.We rely on good tips to earn money.

  • This is a response to someone who doesn't tip.

  • "most waitstaff make less than min. wage/hr", then why would you work as a waiter? I really am not trying to offend anyone, it's just that concept offends me, if tipping is kind of obligatory why don't they just add it on the food price! I am not going to a restaurant to get served! I go because i wan't someone to cook for me something nice that's all, so i don't really care about the service as long as i get my food!

  • If restaurants added the gratuity to your meal, that means you may very well pay EXTRA for shitty service. The guest decides how much to pay us for the service we give- that's why we do our best to make it a good dining experience. Sounds like fast food and take-out are more your lifestyle. Most people like to be catered to in a relaxed atmosphere.

  • I bet if restaurants paid waitstaff a set dollar amount/hr. (which would be less than $10) ALOT of servers would quit! I can make over $100 in a single 5-6 hr shift. I can adjust my schedule for the week, request extra shifts, take a few days off, ect. My cashflow is just as flexible as my working hours. You do the math. Why would I want to wait 2 weeks for a set dollar amount (most often lousy paycheck)?

  • *facepalm*

  • Hum. They sound like real trailer trash.

  • you dont like people who dont tip do you..?

  • Yeah...think about it

    :P

  • I feel for ya, dude. I've seen the behavior of some people in restaurants - particularly kids, but I blame the parents, - and it's one of those reasons I will not work food service. I'm a librarian instead.

  • Awesome, how'd you get that job?

  • Same way you get any other, ask around or look for "help wanted" ads and fill out applications...

    Worked in a small town library where parents used to drop their kids off for an afternoon while they worked... I think they were under the mistaken impression that I was a babysitter.

  • I have a feeling I would've acted the same way. 5 stars. NO ONE deserves to be treated that way after you serve them.

  • *wipes tear* Poor you ...

    §hawnie♥

  • O.

    M.

    G.

    I wailed with laughter. The "NGH!" and "RGRLWL" about killed me. My husband is a waiter, and he comes home with stories like this all the time. 546435 stars.

  • how long have you been working there? you should be promoted after how long you have been working there. then you'd have alittle power of who would come into the resturant. a little power is better than none.

  • he doesn't work there anymore.

  • Man, I would have smacked those kids up side the head, along with the adults ._.

    Awesome videos, awesome you, boh3m3.

  • I love you!

  • Omg, boh3m3 you're my hero.

  • I love the intro.

    "The best part of the video is now over. You can now close your browser!"

  • XD It was a fuckin amazing intro.

  • Haha, I agree.

  • OH MAH LAWD, I love your "Dear Table __" videos!

    They're fucking hilarious! xD

  • that sounds like the worst table anyone could ever possibly get ever... like in the history of mankind, that was probably one of the top 10 worst tables

  • Does the resturaunt you work at know about these videos. lmao

  • I don't know what's funnier, this one or Table 54

  • i bet you would you gayboi

  • It's fun when you go Berserk ;DDD-

  • Oh wow that must sucked. I

    can see your point when people come in a

    few minutes before close and order things.

  • my mom has always whistled to get me and my brother to come to her. We would get in so much trouble if we didn't hear her!! Damn, I can hear her whistle from like a mile away, it like a fucking dog whistle!

  • sauderizing of the twat i love it!!! i totaly would have tipped you. your so freakin awsome!!!!!