@JustCauseVids Because PC games nowadays are just ports from XBAWKS THWEE SIXTEE. Console gamers complain about anything remotely difficult so developers make it easier and easier to play, so more people eat their shit and buy their day one DLC. Only a console gamer wouldn't understand this video.
@garkzen12 Harsh bro. I'm a console gamer and all the streamlining pisses me off too, i.e. Fable 3 and DA2. I'll never understand all the console gaming hate, I mean just because I like kicking back on my couch while i play doesn't make me simple
@garkzen12 I'm a console gamerand I totaly understand this video, streamlining is happening to BF3 to make the cod players happyand make it more accessible to awider audience, which i think it must be 6-12 year olds as peopl using tactics on the beta were a rare sight.Anyway get off you high throne, just because you play games on PC doesn't make you any more of a "gamer" than a console player. I find you guys pretty sad in a way. And it's pretty funny how the guy in the video IS a console gamer.
@CAMBi07 DUMB ASS of course hes using a console noob to demonstrate how crappy console "gaming" is he wouldnt use a pc gamer to show how a console noob plays!! and playing on a pc DOES make us more of a gamer than a console noob simply because on pc u are more accurate and fast @ turning therefore need no aim assist in order to shoot.
@XJAB666X A gamer plays any gaming playing on a platform does not deteman if you are a gamer or not hell i can go to the arcade not own any platforms and it would still make me a gamer.
I love this video. In the old days 100% of people knew it was a joke, now 5% of people know it's a joke, and 95% is looking to pre-order this awesome technology!
But yeah games are becoming more disgusting, catered for brainless casual sheep. For example check Kinect Joyride, you don't need to steer and you'll win (there's a vid on Youtube)
Don't like the state of the industry? Then only BUY the games which you think deserve the money. Support FROM SOFTWARE (Demon's Souls/Dark Souls) for going against the trend. Go buy STALKER. Buy Witcher 2. Games you think are proper games which should be getting the most sales.
Sad thing is BlazBlue Continuum Shift added beginner mode which is essentially this..... still an awesome fighting game though if you ignore that mode.
I think I will know what happen is that video games will stop in production and switched to robot AI and Earth becomes fatter since robots will help us receive our food eating like kings.
@paydafee or remember the times where games are so frustrating and difficult, it would feel like a true accompishment if you finally pulled that off. Now all you do is press A and get a hoaxed sense of accomplishment.
Now games are made with frustration factor in mind, to attend to casual crowd. Too much frustration means loss of sales, so games are made easy almost like you cannot lose at all.
@doom032 You probably liked fable 3 fag and as you can see my knowledge of the English language has nothing to do with it. Hahaha and it's not even my native language so suck on that.
"as you can see my knowledge of the English language has nothing to do with it."
With what? Are you confirming that games are being dumbed down for you? And you said "as you can see", but what text should give me this information? I don't see the argument.
As a side note, English is not my native language either. I don't know why this would entitle anyone to suck on anything.
not good enough, you should be able to play video games without even playing them. or owning them. or knowing about their existence. now that will be futuristic.
@moviesunrated It's a parody on the whole "mainstreaming for accessibility", "lowest common denominator widening" process games go through these days (mainly on consoles) so the can sell to a much wider audience of retards. This is a look (from a logical perspective) what is the next step? How do they simplify the games even more so some retard with 3 second attention span would still throw cash at them. And there are games already adopting this for real. So the joke is on us gamers after all.
Games now: "This (optional adjective)controller makes(or something with shittyness equal to or lesser than the word "revolutionizes") (insert action) even/more/less/ (insert adjective relating to difficulty; "Easy/easier" usually goes for the first two, hard/tedious could work for number three)" Ex: "This controller makes firing even easier!" or sometimes "This new motion controller makes(screws up) traditional gameplay even better(worse)!
This would be funny if the gaming industry wasnt going into this direction.
The moment Modern warfare 2 deleted lean even the most hardcore console guy could see that newer multiplatform(console primarily) games are being made for total dumbfucks so those do not overload their brains.
yeah, way too much cancer in the video game industry. Motion controllers, 3rd Person Shooter, wannabe creative games (portal, lbp) and 5 hour campaigns...
Nice!! Now let me get back to my wizardry 8, system shock 2, fallout 1 while you're tapping your buttons. Seriously now, I mastered all fighting games, pulled through all combos in them from tekken 3 to street fighter4 and soulcalibur series without even looking at the screen just tapping random buttons while talking on the phone. Even Assassins creed and prototype were jokes.
Lol its because of these goddamned fangled consoles and their users and only using controllers.. its those controllers to begin with. Streamlining streamlining... a word that has come to bring horror when they are talking about a game that was once great on PC then ...streamlined... and then while playing it I can't help but notice.." I could totally play this RTS with just 4 buttons and a nubbin.." and that's what's happening because that's where the money is for them :/
I've already been contacted by Dildovision to have the groundbreaking technology integrated in Call of Duty Modern Warfail 3, in order to sell over 9000 billion trillion copies.
Well Bayonetta does what it set out to do, make a fun game to look at it, with some still fun gameplay. It doesn't bullshit about "revolutionary" action gameplay and then its actually like 10 years behind the times with just shiny graphics and a level treading system..
This reminds me of gears of war..
TheDareman100 1 week ago
fight fight fight kiss kiss
thatoneguy13371 3 weeks ago
lol
carlosgp1500 1 month ago
Button
Awesome
jimmyjoejoeshabadoo 1 month ago 2
BIOWAREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gonaho 1 month ago 9
That's how we'll play BF4...
ComrnanderShepard 3 months ago
watch intro
.....press any key.....
watch outro
xMooD1 3 months ago
A for Awesome. :)
Powerslave26 4 months ago
was the video suppose to be funny. because all i saw was some stupid ass pressing buttons
MrThestiffmiceter 4 months ago
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old video but good job /b/ro
lockhorntwo 4 months ago
old video but good job /b/ro
lockhorntwo 4 months ago
whats the music
AnteroX1234 4 months ago
When you press a button something awesome has to happen!
Kango234 5 months ago 12
@Kango234 Button Awesome.
avok23 4 months ago 4
This is so sad, but so true ;_;
MangaFreak2000 5 months ago 6
mad 1 button gaming skills bro
ilaglikehell 5 months ago
Skyrim is also streamlined (repeated at least 10 times during QuakeCon), now I see that this is true for this word is truly "next-gen".
daEmoNicky 5 months ago
i dont get it..
Cenobite1993 5 months ago
@Cenobite1993 me niether its the same on pc... just click click click
JustCauseVids 5 months ago
@JustCauseVids Because PC games nowadays are just ports from XBAWKS THWEE SIXTEE. Console gamers complain about anything remotely difficult so developers make it easier and easier to play, so more people eat their shit and buy their day one DLC. Only a console gamer wouldn't understand this video.
garkzen12 5 months ago 7
@garkzen12 Harsh bro. I'm a console gamer and all the streamlining pisses me off too, i.e. Fable 3 and DA2. I'll never understand all the console gaming hate, I mean just because I like kicking back on my couch while i play doesn't make me simple
0bliteration 4 months ago
@garkzen12 I'm a console gamerand I totaly understand this video, streamlining is happening to BF3 to make the cod players happyand make it more accessible to awider audience, which i think it must be 6-12 year olds as peopl using tactics on the beta were a rare sight.Anyway get off you high throne, just because you play games on PC doesn't make you any more of a "gamer" than a console player. I find you guys pretty sad in a way. And it's pretty funny how the guy in the video IS a console gamer.
CAMBi07 3 months ago
@CAMBi07 DUMB ASS of course hes using a console noob to demonstrate how crappy console "gaming" is he wouldnt use a pc gamer to show how a console noob plays!! and playing on a pc DOES make us more of a gamer than a console noob simply because on pc u are more accurate and fast @ turning therefore need no aim assist in order to shoot.
XJAB666X 3 months ago
@XJAB666X A gamer plays any gaming playing on a platform does not deteman if you are a gamer or not hell i can go to the arcade not own any platforms and it would still make me a gamer.
Xxandrew01 1 week ago
I love this video. In the old days 100% of people knew it was a joke, now 5% of people know it's a joke, and 95% is looking to pre-order this awesome technology!
But yeah games are becoming more disgusting, catered for brainless casual sheep. For example check Kinect Joyride, you don't need to steer and you'll win (there's a vid on Youtube)
MrJelle2503 6 months ago 2
Wait what happens if you press AA,A,AAAAA,A,AAAAAAAAA,AA,A,AAAAAA,AAAA?
blondbassist 6 months ago
OMG DUDE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YashPwnter 6 months ago
Don't like the state of the industry? Then only BUY the games which you think deserve the money. Support FROM SOFTWARE (Demon's Souls/Dark Souls) for going against the trend. Go buy STALKER. Buy Witcher 2. Games you think are proper games which should be getting the most sales.
PSCricket3 6 months ago 8
What a sad present it is that we live in. This is the inconvenient truth, but still I laughed so fucking hard xD
Johnyboy1830 6 months ago 2
PRESS A BUTTON
BAM
SOMETHING AWESOME HAPPENS
-Dragon Age 2
dowmein 7 months ago 9
@dowmein he knew...he knew.
Procredonioliostarca 6 months ago
Sad thing is BlazBlue Continuum Shift added beginner mode which is essentially this..... still an awesome fighting game though if you ignore that mode.
darkgunner929 7 months ago
So true.
KarasuNoGoh 7 months ago 3
@LeoNatan25 Holy shit, you were right. Proof? Plya Bayonetta.
Slayertwentytwo 7 months ago
Play a PC, you've got lots of buttons to press and no aimbot like consoles.
18T220 7 months ago
@18T220 NOOOO!!! EVEN KEYBOARD'S ARE GOING EXTINCT REPLACED BY TOUCHSCREEN ONES! THANKS APPLE!!!!!!!
Galaxiebaker 7 months ago
@Galaxiebaker fuck touchscreens
MouthofSaurons 7 months ago
I think I will know what happen is that video games will stop in production and switched to robot AI and Earth becomes fatter since robots will help us receive our food eating like kings.
Galaxiebaker 7 months ago
I think the devs at Bioware saw this vid and decided to go this direction...
zelda0521 7 months ago 10
agreed, console gaming dumbed this generation's gamers down
I miss the good OLD days of turn based rpgs, shooters with puzzles and health bars, and LONG SINGLE PLAYER STORIES
ahh... those are the stories of times I'll talk to my kids
paydafee 8 months ago 4
@paydafee or remember the times where games are so frustrating and difficult, it would feel like a true accompishment if you finally pulled that off. Now all you do is press A and get a hoaxed sense of accomplishment.
Now games are made with frustration factor in mind, to attend to casual crowd. Too much frustration means loss of sales, so games are made easy almost like you cannot lose at all.
MrJelle2503 6 months ago
Back in the 2009 when this video was made I laughed.
Now I cry because it's reality.
OrdoMallius 8 months ago 165
Hilarious.
avatarion 8 months ago
Technology!
Zeredek 9 months ago
That's exactly what's happening to mainstream gaming.
RyuRanXII 9 months ago 4
So you DID predict Button = Awesome...
Tell me of the future, great sage!
KaizerNail 9 months ago 5
Button = Awesome!
You're doing it right.
Yaznoo 9 months ago 5
Oh my God..
This is the "awesome" button BioWare was talking about!
Genius!
UshiromiyaReiji 9 months ago 27
@0racun Your point?
XMETALGEARS59X 10 months ago
I got here because of encyclopedia dramatica
XMETALGEARS59X 10 months ago
I couldn't agree more with this video, console gaming is killing complicated PC games.
I am a self-confessed Geek and I have started going to the gym instead of playing games!!
What will the world come to? All the sports fans playing mindless console games and all the Geeks pumping iron!!
SkodaMart 10 months ago 9
PRESS A FOR AWESOME!
yellowredxx 10 months ago 2
I think Youtube is a pretty cool guy. eh makes videos and doesnt afraid of anything
dylanon3k 11 months ago
They kinda did this thing in the press X to jason game.
bhelish 11 months ago
That was actually funny.
TheOnePistol 1 year ago
really not funny !!
microjoh 1 year ago
Trolololo!!! >:|
Salien1999 1 year ago
I Like how some people actually don't know they've been trolled.
:trollface:
Anon71110 1 year ago
Fuck this shit,
screws the whole experience of gaming..
morta93 1 year ago
@morta93 It's kind-of a joke.
doom032 11 months ago
It's disturbing how you got it right. GT5? You can drive video games while just tapping the A button.
sjw8800 1 year ago
Hmm... The thing is he had an Emotiv Epoc... aided with that button.
TheChanclasVerdes 1 year ago
Nice tags :P
DudeYew 1 year ago
fuckin lold. thnx for the laugh but seriously games are being dumb down these days
zodi6 1 year ago
@zodi6 Judging by your poor use of the English language they're probably dumbing games down for you.
doom032 11 months ago
@doom032 You probably liked fable 3 fag and as you can see my knowledge of the English language has nothing to do with it. Hahaha and it's not even my native language so suck on that.
zodi6 11 months ago
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@zodi6 I liked "fable 3 fag"? What?
"as you can see my knowledge of the English language has nothing to do with it."
With what? Are you confirming that games are being dumbed down for you? And you said "as you can see", but what text should give me this information? I don't see the argument.
As a side note, English is not my native language either. I don't know why this would entitle anyone to suck on anything.
doom032 11 months ago
what song is this?????
hab1b1 1 year ago
not good enough, you should be able to play video games without even playing them. or owning them. or knowing about their existence. now that will be futuristic.
LfunkeyA 1 year ago 4
@LfunkeyA Or in my video, that games will turn into operating systems like XP or 95 like in my prototype video.
Galaxiebaker 3 months ago
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ok i have 1ne quest: how da fukk does the button no when it is rite time to do sumthing
~drbob~
DrBob1991 1 year ago
@DrBob1991 FAiL
LeoNatan25 1 year ago 114
@LeoNatan25
I believe you meant to say WiN 2.0 right there.
Fuckyoubloodymoron 8 months ago
@DrBob1991 When you press the button, that's when it knows it has to do something. Simple.
swervbe 10 months ago
@DrBob1991 Because it uses Advanced Streamlined™ technology.
hax0r555 10 months ago 6
@LeoNatan25 So you're being serious? You think game controllers are difficult to use?
moviesunrated 1 year ago
@moviesunrated I think you misunderstood the point of this video entirely.
LeoNatan25 1 year ago 4
@LeoNatan25 I agree. What are you trying to say in the video?
moviesunrated 1 year ago
@moviesunrated It's a parody on the whole "mainstreaming for accessibility", "lowest common denominator widening" process games go through these days (mainly on consoles) so the can sell to a much wider audience of retards. This is a look (from a logical perspective) what is the next step? How do they simplify the games even more so some retard with 3 second attention span would still throw cash at them. And there are games already adopting this for real. So the joke is on us gamers after all.
LeoNatan25 1 year ago 2
OR.... you could play FPS games on a computer with a keyboard and mouse like normal people.
:)
icarus313 1 year ago 5
wtf my b-day really????
corgame3 1 year ago
Games now: "This (optional adjective)controller makes(or something with shittyness equal to or lesser than the word "revolutionizes") (insert action) even/more/less/ (insert adjective relating to difficulty; "Easy/easier" usually goes for the first two, hard/tedious could work for number three)" Ex: "This controller makes firing even easier!" or sometimes "This new motion controller makes(screws up) traditional gameplay even better(worse)!
BlanFan2O 1 year ago
yeah ok,like doing everything with just one button,yeah right.
Anysystemhacker2012 1 year ago
LMAO
Bushiey 1 year ago
Need a turbo version IMO. Just holding down the button would make it so much more fun and enjoyable.
trucane 1 year ago
what the HELL is wrong with your right thumb stick?!?!?
Cirofost 1 year ago
This would be funny if the gaming industry wasnt going into this direction.
The moment Modern warfare 2 deleted lean even the most hardcore console guy could see that newer multiplatform(console primarily) games are being made for total dumbfucks so those do not overload their brains.
PanterausfG 1 year ago
classic
LfunkeyA 1 year ago
yeah, way too much cancer in the video game industry. Motion controllers, 3rd Person Shooter, wannabe creative games (portal, lbp) and 5 hour campaigns...
FiR3StAlK3R 1 year ago
@FiR3StAlK3R Yeah man, and asking for more these days is somehow considered "elitism" by the console retards.
LeoNatan25 1 year ago 6
@FiR3StAlK3R so poeral is a 'wanabe' creative game. what the fuck is your idea of a proper creative game then?
dgabbless 1 year ago 2
@FiR3StAlK3R wtf are you talking about? Portal is great...
CubbageClips 1 year ago
Funny video, although you don't have to be such an elitist.
There's plenty of good console games.
jaisinator 1 year ago
hurr Im a gamer :derp:
:face:
DudeYew 1 year ago
The fact that half of you don't get the point of the video, makes me lose faith in humanity.
Sash5034 1 year ago
:trollface:
daboys121 1 year ago
Nice!! Now let me get back to my wizardry 8, system shock 2, fallout 1 while you're tapping your buttons. Seriously now, I mastered all fighting games, pulled through all combos in them from tekken 3 to street fighter4 and soulcalibur series without even looking at the screen just tapping random buttons while talking on the phone. Even Assassins creed and prototype were jokes.
flyingspagetti 1 year ago
cool
opieprzona 1 year ago
In 10 years console games play themselves. Heavy Rain is just the start.
jurisnake8 1 year ago
@jurisnake8 lol
Cirofost 1 year ago
LOL hilarious.
raginggenocide 1 year ago
Blazblue combo made me LOL
iOGarou 1 year ago
>CONSOLE GAMING
anonymousppl 1 year ago
But I am still confussled about the lego
Luthicwoot 1 year ago
ow man you play great where can i get one of those?
XD
123sny 1 year ago
@123sny Next gen consoles XD
LeoNatan25 1 year ago
yeah,this is the future of gaming man!
it requires a lot of skill i mean all that A button action would make me hungry XD
123sny 1 year ago
Lol its because of these goddamned fangled consoles and their users and only using controllers.. its those controllers to begin with. Streamlining streamlining... a word that has come to bring horror when they are talking about a game that was once great on PC then ...streamlined... and then while playing it I can't help but notice.." I could totally play this RTS with just 4 buttons and a nubbin.." and that's what's happening because that's where the money is for them :/
darknessofkrish 1 year ago 2
then theres no challenge :
rylancedg 1 year ago
actually, i think this is most modern games already
i tried bad company just a few days ago and this is how i felt
sholio 1 year ago
That sounds terrible.. I was wondering if this BF game would be as good as BF2142...
darknessofkrish 1 year ago
I was not paid to write a comment on how awesome this video is. It is so great. It is amazing. It is entertaining. Very good!
SirPumpAction 1 year ago 3
You changed the music :( Pfffffft.
sabin110581 1 year ago
@sabin110581 Lol, I found out it was being blocked in certain countries... Can't have that! xD
This one is fun too. :)
LeoNatan25 1 year ago 7
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUN, YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK THE SAME BUTTON SO YOU HAVE ENTERTAINMENT. U DUNT N33D SKILLZ!!!1!!1Elevenandone!
CoolKidX85 1 year ago
@CoolKidX85 YA SKILLZ ARE FOR AZNS!!!
LeoNatan25 1 year ago
And in further future, games will turn into very long movies.
pcgeekman 2 years ago
And i was wondering wtf this will be controlable only with a single button.. at the end i realized he was trollin ;D
haxbox7 2 years ago
I could use this for Street Fighter. I suck at fighting games.
bigpoppa1234 2 years ago
LMAO at blazblue and battlefield. the prince of persia one was probably actually possible by doing that lol.
itzme10 2 years ago
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Why do they have to make gaming more and more complicated for us girls? :S
Temaile 2 years ago
@Temaile solution: req- GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH
smmfailz 2 years ago 42
@smmfailz ur sexist: and im a guy! girls arent supposed to be in the kitchen they can do whatever they want??
insaneguy100 1 year ago
I like it. Now my grandmother and my infant can compete with me on equal terms.
taffelost 2 years ago
hmmm... looks complicated
xwxTONYxwx 2 years ago
lmao dildovision rocks and i love modern warfail 3
xwxTONYxwx 2 years ago
will it work for COD4 server lists? I just cant seem to find out how to use them!?!
Dparrey 2 years ago
I've already been contacted by Dildovision to have the groundbreaking technology integrated in Call of Duty Modern Warfail 3, in order to sell over 9000 billion trillion copies.
LeoNatan25 2 years ago
the future is NOW
Bayonetta has this
hfric 2 years ago
Buuut! Have you played the Bayonetta demo? Completely dumbed down controls or not, Bayonetta is a whole lotta fun.
CookieCrumb23 2 years ago
Well Bayonetta does what it set out to do, make a fun game to look at it, with some still fun gameplay. It doesn't bullshit about "revolutionary" action gameplay and then its actually like 10 years behind the times with just shiny graphics and a level treading system..
darknessofkrish 1 year ago
2012 save us :)
akultar 2 years ago
sweet :D
garus00 2 years ago
נחמד
legolas20032000 2 years ago
Whats The Game At 00:43
BMoReCiTy2100 2 years ago
BlazBlue - Calamity Trigger :)
LeoNatan25 2 years ago
Still i have to press a button which is tiresome. Isn't there an alternative scheme to play it only with eyes?
breaknenter 2 years ago 59
there is actually, look up the OCZ headband
SpykeZ0129 2 years ago
@breaknenter Of course, the PS3!
Jesus00000000000 1 year ago
@breaknenter Why can't it just turn on all the time and just play itself? Tiresome playing with the eyes - They'll get strained.
LeCadaverique 1 year ago
@breaknenter Theres a controller that lets you play with brainwaves no shit dude look it up.
Intoxiqated 10 months ago
ahahahahaha! Leo, I fucking LOVE you mate :D
sabin110581 2 years ago
ahahaha :D
my dream of teaching my cat to play games could finally come true!
loopholezero 2 years ago