Man, I love how people quote the video and get top comments so I know just what to expect and that, yes, that funny line actually was funny to other people.
@TheSw1tcher actually instead of saying "America" you should say "Finland" because Max Payne series are made by finnish game company: Remedy. Also could you please stop being an ultra nationalist and be like : "usa,usa!" that is idiotic to look at but besides the point i have liked your videos so far.
@specialsoldier101 really????you go to these funny videos and you think some of the things they say aren't jokes???they are just having fun and joking around.something you should do seeing as you take things pretty seriously
Why was this not longer!? I know the material isn't sometimes all there to make a whole video but I think this is one of the best ones you've done yet and I've seen the L.A. Noire Two Friends Play.
GOD, this game was so awesome when it came out. Thats also the reason why Max Payne 3 should never come out. Max' time is up. You really got to be more than just a third person shooter with a detective story these days.
Well, Max Payne 3 comes out March 2012 (yes he still monologues and has women problems), looking forward to Matt and Pat making a Best Friends Episode on it.
That drop killed him? Really?
domenica312 6 days ago
@domenica312 Yeah, explosions and bullets hardly phase him. But a couple feet drop snaps his spine in 17 places :)
ralffyx 5 days ago
Oh Yea Max IS an awsome name
XCMAX10X 1 week ago
Man THOSE are some triple A physics!
CommanderZylo 1 week ago
i love how people moan about the people that quote the video and get the top comments just so i know never to read the comments on youtube.
ramboacdc 2 weeks ago
Man, I love how people quote the video and get top comments so I know just what to expect and that, yes, that funny line actually was funny to other people.
Exccentrous1 2 weeks ago 17
you guys wanna play army of two. Its a good game. soooo ya. Army of two. or army of two, two. ya that one was good too.
Chibichibipause 3 weeks ago
Yeaaaaaah! AMERICAA!
MaxximusFrost 3 weeks ago
max payne 1: looks a bite like johnny Knoxville
max payne 2: looks like Mel Gibson a bite
max payne 3: looks like john mcclane (die hard film)
SHIT!
mittens981 3 weeks ago 3
@mittens981 Awful thing to jump from Max to Kane and Lynch Payne, isn't it?
doarner 5 hours ago
Yeaaah Tony Hawk Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! :v
franber16 3 weeks ago
Do not drink liquids while watching these videos
graym23 1 month ago
oh man, when you said "THAT'S THE JOKE"
oh here comes the simpsons reference
"YOU SUCK MAX PAYNE"
fucking fell off my seat man
Ralphioli 1 month ago
as he jumps in slow-mo, I imagine him screaming. TURMOIL!!!
osbely 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TheSw1tcher actually instead of saying "America" you should say "Finland" because Max Payne series are made by finnish game company: Remedy. Also could you please stop being an ultra nationalist and be like : "usa,usa!" that is idiotic to look at but besides the point i have liked your videos so far.
specialsoldier101 1 month ago
@specialsoldier101 Dude, the whole "AMERICA!" thing is obviously a joke.
poorcolossus 4 weeks ago
@specialsoldier101 really????you go to these funny videos and you think some of the things they say aren't jokes???they are just having fun and joking around.something you should do seeing as you take things pretty seriously
bringtheheat555 3 weeks ago
@specialsoldier101 Do you reside at Butthurt Village?
InsanePickle007 3 weeks ago
this makes me wanna see them play matrix :P
chrisafreak 1 month ago
@chrisafreak Oh my god yes! Either Enter the Matrix or Path of Neo would work for that one, either way it would be awesome
ConSmith1807 1 month ago
@ConSmith1807 hell yeah exactly! glad im not the only one thinkin this lol :D
chrisafreak 1 month ago
Max Payne is my name. Imum is my middle name.
RogueInfinity 1 month ago
WHY ARE THE TOP COMMENTS PUNS INVOLVING MAX PAYNE?!?
Geekpuncher1 1 month ago
cant wait for max payne 3
Gorov97 1 month ago
I like how max aged between 1 and 2.
MrZoider 1 month ago
(Barrel Explodes)
"Not A Single Fuck Was Given"
Lmao Still laughin' at that
Olskoolah 1 month ago 75
That was a huge door
a42nato 2 months ago
urrgg 0:56 ah ha thats the face of a g*d da*n hero right there
Boomerang2511 2 months ago
you know wat i noticed pat always makes matt laugh but matt can't make luagh
Boomerang2511 2 months ago
@Boomerang2511
What do you mean?
If you meant that Matt never made Pat laugh, well his Walken/Smoke impression sure made Pat laugh in the MK episode ^^
SolidMike84 2 months ago
"Behind me? Yeah!!"
"No NO NOOO!!!"
XD
sleepyperson23 2 months ago 3
AMERICA!!!!
MsSnickersLover 2 months ago
The ending xD
adeel3000 2 months ago
...Why...why was the shadow at the download screen completely different than Payne himself...?
happyhunterfish 2 months ago
@happyhunterfish I guess it was some kind of artistic license showing how people see him and how he really is. But yes, funny as hell!! XD
tintor2 2 months ago
@happyhunterfish Probably it was someone else holding a gun, and the light was shining from behind the other guy.
182crazyK 2 months ago
electric boogaloo
thegameboy001 2 months ago
Please please please PLEASE!!!!! Do:
TwoBestFriendsPlay: Skyrim for the first ep or later!
rgGamerfreak69 2 months ago
A two best friends play video without a Simpsons reference is like The Office without Steve Carell... still kinda funny.
ThePhysicsGun 2 months ago
jsem czech a je to strasne trapny a ten vas hlas uplne shit
745danek 2 months ago
And not a single fuck was given...
1995avatar 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Max payne couldn't take the pain
Ulimatexblademaster 2 months ago
This might be my favorite episode. But then again, L.A. Noire...
BackTurnedToCamera 2 months ago
maybe they should try a movie version called two best friends watch
DEADxEYEx 2 months ago
"yes they deserved to die, and i hope they burn in hell." Samuel L. Jackson as Max Payne
MrYourname93 2 months ago
You two should do like a "directors commentary" on every game ever made.
supermanondrugs1 2 months ago
slow-mo overkill
sgtsmith501 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This game brings back so many memories...
MrSwaper619 2 months ago
2:25 "didint he murdered like 523 ppl on the frist game?" xDDDD
Ma7uS1 2 months ago
Aww its a baby boy, what should we name him
MAX PAYNE!!
Lonewolf349128 2 months ago
..........AMERICA!!!
Missrainbowmuffin 2 months ago
The physics from that last battle are still fucking with my mind!
RKryptonite 2 months ago
when playing this game it took me 3 levels to realise the tab was to use painkillers- there was nothing in the control menu -_______-
whycantweBfirends 2 months ago
I swear this game was sooo depressing....
RadioactiveBboy 2 months ago
My bro used to play this all the time. He'd trigger the slow-mo dive, then reload his weapons in slow motion.
TomQuoVadis 3 months ago
@NIALL07ADD well, seeing that they're canadian... faggot
eRouZeiLLMaTiC 3 months ago
I was actually sick from laughing so much.
I feel so dirty.
SpellignMistake 3 months ago
'merica!
lordslifer666 3 months ago
Are you guys the inspiration for Dick Figures?
LightHatake 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheSw1tcher
I swear, this gets funnier every time I watch it. I'd love to see a full TBF Play of this.
minaminokyoko 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheSw1tcher
Two minutes eight seconds... rob dyrdek?
jimemarsden 3 months ago
The fall of max payne. Get it? 4:10
posthumanfetus 3 months ago 103
@posthumanfetus worst... joke... EVER... (still made me laugh though)
ThommyTheKido 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van TheSw1tcher
@ThommyTheKido I'm sorry about that one. I get carried away when it comes to... PUNishment.
posthumanfetus 2 months ago
@posthumanfetus Lol, thats ever worse! (but again it made me laugh)
ThommyTheKido 2 months ago
@posthumanfetus There was a similar VG Cats strip a loooong time ago...
sayzeem 3 weeks ago
@posthumanfetus Aw, you beat me to it
PrototypeClex 3 weeks ago
Lol mark walberg rules
9cloudersprofile 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Lol lol lol lol
onebadboy63 3 months ago
american cunts
NIALL07ADD 3 months ago
Let me guess: you might play max payne 3 when it comes out, huh?
vman43 3 months ago
I spilled coffee all over the back of the case for this game it looked like blood, and the guy at the game store wouldn't trade it...
Frogtalkin 3 months ago
lol which way do i go to fight these dudes
its behind u and one door over
YEAAAAAAA
NOOOOO NOOOO
owwwwwwww awwwww max payne!!!!cant dell the pain now
zomgon1234 3 months ago
max is dead sir
what! How did he die did he get shot to death im pretty shure he died in an honorable way
um sir he died trying to jump off a stack of crates.....backwards
what the fuck max
mycommentchannel 3 months ago
i love this game series i hope the third game is good i want them to keep the comic book style cut scenes:(
DangerasTM 3 months ago
this is so...
DrPie0licious 3 months ago
why mp2, why not mp?
it's way epicer:)
ONNIHOLTTA 3 months ago
this years fiscal rapport was looking bleack XD
DrOrtmeyer 3 months ago
I love how even though you can throw Max Payne anywhere, he doesn't lose health
tintor2 3 months ago
You could say the end of the video is . . . the fall of Max Payne
Rebazar 3 months ago
I fucking loved this game on PC
bordje123 3 months ago
@MrStowbo nice one
commander0320 3 months ago
14 people gave fucks
Firehyphen 3 months ago
The antics in this video make me wanna play a game with matt lol
TSfish94 3 months ago
If only Matt was Max Payne in real life it would be pretty funny
commander0320 3 months ago
@commander0320 he would be matt payne
MrStowbo 3 months ago
I laughed so hard, especially with how physics work in this game lol.
IntoTheCaramelFrappe 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was hilarious!!!
mepwnu 3 months ago
"AMERICA!"
"But...that's not how physics works!"
AnimemangaTeen 3 months ago
@AnimemangaTeen Yeah it is you saw it happen!!
blackwolfsonny2 3 months ago
He needs a max payne-killer for that nosebone!
GoodFreddo 3 months ago 23
YEAAAH 360 M-NOSEBONE!!!!!
PictureBoys 3 months ago
Lol
1geeko 3 months ago
"behind me? *knows what to do* yeahhhhh!"
mattyy2009 3 months ago
hey woah dont do it man!
cl785210 3 months ago
Haha, the end was literally the fall of Max Payne.
TheElementalrocker1 4 months ago
Yeeeaahh TONY HAWK SHIT Yeaaaaah haahahahahahaha
franber16 4 months ago
You two need to play breakdown that game is too hard.
WAB1234561 4 months ago
Mark Wahlberg Acting: 2 hours of Annoyed and Confused.
mikepyro713 4 months ago
I have the Bonest Weirder right now...
FightingJEDI 4 months ago
Max Payne 2 : electric boogaloo lol Godthumb
TheBisness87 4 months ago 18
HEY EVERYONE I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW
TheHudsonb4 4 months ago
I cant fit through the winow.Danmit.
ROFLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDD
XxPivRagexX 4 months ago
Why was this not longer!? I know the material isn't sometimes all there to make a whole video but I think this is one of the best ones you've done yet and I've seen the L.A. Noire Two Friends Play.
xandstuff12 4 months ago
oh max payne... you cant dull the pain now!
HPFPpro 4 months ago
please do a 15 min video of this i literaly just pissed my self with laughter
nathan96berry 4 months ago 37
That's the joke.... YOU SUCK MAX PAYNE! *Machine gun*
GarlandFraser 4 months ago
Why they didn't make a full version of this?
12aSHE 4 months ago
@12aSHE Because.
OtakuEmma 4 months ago
@OtakuEmma i see.
12aSHE 4 months ago
why is ive got the weirdest boner right now is in the sugestions?
MKevin98 4 months ago 160
@MKevin98 because you touch yourself at night
Themexicannatzi 3 months ago
@MKevin98 I dare you to watch it, your mind will be fucked beyond belief.
MrSammy2587 3 months ago
@MKevin98 Why isn't "Ive got the weirdest boner right now" always in the suggestions? It changed the way I look at life.
undisputed4life 3 months ago
@MKevin98 Cuz i'm presently having a...very fucking weird boner.
production60 3 months ago
@MKevin98 Im getting Babes vs. A Dragon...
twothcoopth 3 months ago
@MKevin98 because Donald Glover said so.
visualkei72 2 months ago
God, i loved that game.
RavengerX1 4 months ago
did you guys actually like this game?
2691983 4 months ago
UR KILLING ME!!!!!!! XD MAKE IT STOP!!!
xXDogPersonThingXx 4 months ago
fucking lul
DarkChibiShadow1 4 months ago
I lost it at "America!!!" . :))))))
Rostas 4 months ago
"Not a single fuck was given"
moddub123 4 months ago
The best game in the world,i love that slo-mo fun even today.......
JosipAvelini 4 months ago
"the umbilical cord stretched around my neck...like a noose..." cannot...stop...laughing
thuzan117 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I was in stitches the whole time lol
StoneGamer420 4 months ago
@TheSw1tcher or anyone which episode is it where pat says "im matt, and i think im so pretty"?
eRouZeiLLMaTiC 4 months ago
@eRouZeiLLMaTiC It's the rise of nightmares one at like 5 minutes in.
Fliptocatify 4 months ago
Lololol McBain reference
IBtheGreat1 4 months ago
Haha the ending of the video was literally the FALL of Max Payne~ :D
gumbobadman 4 months ago
"not a single fuck was given.."
ROFLOLMFAO
AlonGamshi 4 months ago 200
@AlonGamshi Rolling on floor laughing out loud my ass off?
Cadavaris 3 months ago
"No,no,no,no!" LOL
Ejturner245225 4 months ago
MARKY MARK!!
TheMRBINKER 5 months ago
"yeahhhh, AMERICA!"
n00bwitagun 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheSw1tcher
I lost my shit when the barrel blew up
"And not a single fuck was given that day"
JFrenchFries 5 months ago
GOD, this game was so awesome when it came out. Thats also the reason why Max Payne 3 should never come out. Max' time is up. You really got to be more than just a third person shooter with a detective story these days.
Slycoin 5 months ago
@Slycoin
Max Payne 3 will probably be out because Max Payne 2 had two different endings, but I really hope it's a sequel after the hardest difficulty ending.
SCGod 5 months ago in playlist Videos from TheSw1tcher
almost got a soar throat laughing
ThatHippywhosadoctor 5 months ago
these minis are great
TheChrisReganShow 5 months ago
11 people didn't give a single fuck
DemonicAngel1357 5 months ago
yaaa mini AMERICA
PaxFire 5 months ago
ROFLMFAO...2:50 dats de joke *you suck max payne*
braveheartz101 5 months ago
4:21 IS mAX pAYNES RELEASE DATE
AlexJFennell 5 months ago
max payne 2... electric boogaloo I FUCKING CALLED THAT
SadistSerpent 5 months ago
ROFL
kudos1567 5 months ago
ah 25,159... thanks youtube for telling me how many times ive seen this video : ) at least you got something right.
MrWatanagashi 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheSw1tcher
people need to stop thumb-uping replies to other comments, its really damn annoying
OMJosef1996 5 months ago
More Max Payne.
ShankDoesGaming 5 months ago
You guys have to makethis a full episode! i couldnt stop laughing xDDD
XxPivRagexX 5 months ago
@XxPivRagexX They should play the PC version though. :3
AniCator 5 months ago
Has anyone seen the cartoon dick figures with red and blue?
Thats these two.
silkysketcha 5 months ago 2
@silkysketcha Yeah, but their voices and personalities are swapped
Floopman15 5 months ago
Enter the matrix much??
00abone 5 months ago
and not a single fuck was given :D
isabelaaquino1 5 months ago
@isabelaaquino1 hey... thats my line lol
mrxdgrafiti 5 months ago
mini two best friennds play tony hawk pro skater?
123bluesssman 5 months ago
MORE PLEASE.
NadiaNinjuhh 5 months ago
PLAY BLACK OPS.
monstergurl9 5 months ago
That made my day
lazyman124 5 months ago
So that's why it's called The Fall of Max Payne?
Billybiscuits13 5 months ago
@Billybiscuits13 It's set during the Autumn.
starschwar 5 months ago
Well, Max Payne 3 comes out March 2012 (yes he still monologues and has women problems), looking forward to Matt and Pat making a Best Friends Episode on it.
JohnFDoe 5 months ago
you know i kinda liked this game...
TheBlackjackdaddy 5 months ago
"thats not how physics works" HAHAHAHAHA
omnitronic123 5 months ago
I love how they actually sound like really good buddies in this one.
NOVAtheRetard 5 months ago
i remember those boxes falling were so bad ass at the time. my the differance 4 years makes
idontseeynot9 5 months ago
That's not how physics work!
Natervader13 5 months ago
This was one of my fav game
MrDoesntUpload001 5 months ago
9 people cant tell the pain now
Poniac2012 5 months ago
2:33 the shadow doesn't match up
Scribby87 5 months ago
@Scribby87 its not his shadow
krauser979 5 months ago
@Scribby87 ah I see it now it's that lady :s
Scribby87 5 months ago
@1:59
"The physics from the last battle are still fucking with my mind."
... best.. line... EVER! XD
ramrawi 5 months ago
Why was this only a mini? Were there not enough jokes to fill up a full episode?
KingRockyIV 5 months ago
Those leaps are mad funny
Smash4Tress2 5 months ago