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  • That drop killed him? Really?

  • @domenica312 Yeah, explosions and bullets hardly phase him. But a couple feet drop snaps his spine in 17 places :)

  • Oh Yea Max IS an awsome name

  • Man THOSE are some triple A physics!

  • i love how people moan about the people that quote the video and get the top comments just so i know never to read the comments on youtube.

  • Man, I love how people quote the video and get top comments so I know just what to expect and that, yes, that funny line actually was funny to other people.

  • you guys wanna play army of two. Its a good game. soooo ya. Army of two. or army of two, two. ya that one was good too.

  • Yeaaaaaah! AMERICAA!

  • max payne 1: looks a bite like johnny Knoxville

    max payne 2: looks like Mel Gibson a bite

    max payne 3: looks like john mcclane (die hard film)

    SHIT!

  • @mittens981 Awful thing to jump from Max to Kane and Lynch Payne, isn't it?

  • Yeaaah Tony Hawk Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! :v

  • Do not drink liquids while watching these videos

  • oh man, when you said "THAT'S THE JOKE"

    oh here comes the simpsons reference

    "YOU SUCK MAX PAYNE"

    fucking fell off my seat man

  • as he jumps in slow-mo, I imagine him screaming. TURMOIL!!!

  • @TheSw1tcher actually instead of saying "America" you should say "Finland" because Max Payne series are made by finnish game company: Remedy. Also could you please stop being an ultra nationalist and be like : "usa,usa!" that is idiotic to look at but besides the point i have liked your videos so far.

  • @specialsoldier101 Dude, the whole "AMERICA!" thing is obviously a joke.

  • @specialsoldier101 really????you go to these funny videos and you think some of the things they say aren't jokes???they are just having fun and joking around.something you should do seeing as you take things pretty seriously

  • @specialsoldier101 Do you reside at Butthurt Village?

  • this makes me wanna see them play matrix :P

  • @chrisafreak Oh my god yes! Either Enter the Matrix or Path of Neo would work for that one, either way it would be awesome

  • @ConSmith1807 hell yeah exactly! glad im not the only one thinkin this lol :D

  • Max Payne is my name. Imum is my middle name.

  • WHY ARE THE TOP COMMENTS PUNS INVOLVING MAX PAYNE?!?

  • cant wait for max payne 3

  • I like how max aged between 1 and 2.

  • (Barrel Explodes)

    "Not A Single Fuck Was Given"

    Lmao Still laughin' at that

  • That was a huge door

  • urrgg 0:56 ah ha thats the face of a g*d da*n hero right there

  • you know wat i noticed pat always makes matt laugh but matt can't make luagh

  • @Boomerang2511

    What do you mean?

    If you meant that Matt never made Pat laugh, well his Walken/Smoke impression sure made Pat laugh in the MK episode ^^

  • "Behind me? Yeah!!"

    "No NO NOOO!!!"

    XD

  • AMERICA!!!!

  • The ending xD

  • ...Why...why was the shadow at the download screen completely different than Payne himself...?

  • @happyhunterfish I guess it was some kind of artistic license showing how people see him and how he really is. But yes, funny as hell!! XD

  • @happyhunterfish Probably it was someone else holding a gun, and the light was shining from behind the other guy.

  • electric boogaloo

  • Please please please PLEASE!!!!! Do:

    TwoBestFriendsPlay: Skyrim for the first ep or later!

  • A two best friends play video without a Simpsons reference is like The Office without Steve Carell... still kinda funny.

  • jsem czech a je to strasne trapny a ten vas hlas uplne shit

  • And not a single fuck was given...

  • Max payne couldn't take the pain

  • This might be my favorite episode. But then again, L.A. Noire...

  • maybe they should try a movie version called two best friends watch

  • "yes they deserved to die, and i hope they burn in hell." Samuel L. Jackson as Max Payne

  • You two should do like a "directors commentary" on every game ever made.

  • slow-mo overkill

  • This game brings back so many memories...

  • 2:25 "didint he murdered like 523 ppl on the frist game?" xDDDD

  • Aww its a baby boy, what should we name him

    MAX PAYNE!!

  • ..........AMERICA!!!

  • The physics from that last battle are still fucking with my mind!

  • when playing this game it took me 3 levels to realise the tab was to use painkillers- there was nothing in the control menu -_______-

  • I swear this game was sooo depressing....

  • My bro used to play this all the time. He'd trigger the slow-mo dive, then reload his weapons in slow motion.

  • @NIALL07ADD well, seeing that they're canadian... faggot

  • I was actually sick from laughing so much.

    I feel so dirty.

  • 'merica!

  • Are you guys the inspiration for Dick Figures?

  • I swear, this gets funnier every time I watch it. I'd love to see a full TBF Play of this.

  • Two minutes eight seconds... rob dyrdek?

  • The fall of max payne. Get it? 4:10

  • @posthumanfetus worst... joke... EVER... (still made me laugh though)

  • @ThommyTheKido I'm sorry about that one. I get carried away when it comes to... PUNishment.

  • @posthumanfetus Lol, thats ever worse! (but again it made me laugh)

  • @posthumanfetus There was a similar VG Cats strip a loooong time ago...

  • @posthumanfetus Aw, you beat me to it

  • Lol mark walberg rules

  • american cunts

  • Let me guess: you might play max payne 3 when it comes out, huh?

  • I spilled coffee all over the back of the case for this game it looked like blood, and the guy at the game store wouldn't trade it...

  • lol which way do i go to fight these dudes

    its behind u and one door over

    YEAAAAAAA

    NOOOOO NOOOO

    owwwwwwww awwwww max payne!!!!cant dell the pain now

  • max is dead sir

    what! How did he die did he get shot to death im pretty shure he died in an honorable way

    um sir he died trying to jump off a stack of crates.....backwards

    what the fuck max

  • i love this game series i hope the third game is good i want them to keep the comic book style cut scenes:(

  • this is so...

  • why mp2, why not mp?

    it's way epicer:)

  • this years fiscal rapport was looking bleack XD

  • I love how even though you can throw Max Payne anywhere, he doesn't lose health

  • You could say the end of the video is . . . the fall of Max Payne

  • I fucking loved this game on PC

  • @MrStowbo nice one

    

  • 14 people gave fucks

  • The antics in this video make me wanna play a game with matt lol

  • If only Matt was Max Payne in real life it would be pretty funny

  • @commander0320 he would be matt payne

  • I laughed so hard, especially with how physics work in this game lol.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was hilarious!!!

  • "AMERICA!"

    "But...that's not how physics works!"

  • @AnimemangaTeen Yeah it is you saw it happen!!

  • He needs a max payne-killer for that nosebone!

  • YEAAAH 360 M-NOSEBONE!!!!!

  • Lol

  • "behind me? *knows what to do* yeahhhhh!"

  • hey woah dont do it man!

  • Haha, the end was literally the fall of Max Payne.

  • Yeeeaahh TONY HAWK SHIT Yeaaaaah haahahahahahaha

  • You two need to play breakdown that game is too hard.

  • Mark Wahlberg Acting: 2 hours of Annoyed and Confused.

  • I have the Bonest Weirder right now...

  • Max Payne 2 : electric boogaloo lol Godthumb

  • HEY EVERYONE I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW

  • I cant fit through the winow.Danmit.

    ROFLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Why was this not longer!? I know the material isn't sometimes all there to make a whole video but I think this is one of the best ones you've done yet and I've seen the L.A. Noire Two Friends Play.

  • oh max payne... you cant dull the pain now!

  • please do a 15 min video of this i literaly just pissed my self with laughter

  • That's the joke.... YOU SUCK MAX PAYNE! *Machine gun*

  • Why they didn't make a full version of this?

    

  • @12aSHE Because.

  • @OtakuEmma i see.

  • why is ive got the weirdest boner right now is in the sugestions?

  • @MKevin98 because you touch yourself at night 

  • @MKevin98 I dare you to watch it, your mind will be fucked beyond belief.

  • @MKevin98 Why isn't "Ive got the weirdest boner right now" always in the suggestions? It changed the way I look at life.

  • @MKevin98 Cuz i'm presently having a...very fucking weird boner.

  • @MKevin98 Im getting Babes vs. A Dragon...

  • @MKevin98 because Donald Glover said so.

  • God, i loved that game.

  • did you guys actually like this game?

  • UR KILLING ME!!!!!!! XD MAKE IT STOP!!!

  • fucking lul

  • I lost it at "America!!!" . :))))))

  • "Not a single fuck was given"

  • The best game in the world,i love that slo-mo fun even today.......

  • "the umbilical cord stretched around my neck...like a noose..." cannot...stop...laughing

  • @TheSw1tcher or anyone which episode is it where pat says "im matt, and i think im so pretty"?

  • @eRouZeiLLMaTiC It's the rise of nightmares one at like 5 minutes in.

  • Lololol McBain reference

  • Haha the ending of the video was literally the FALL of Max Payne~ :D

  • "not a single fuck was given.."

    ROFLOLMFAO

  • @AlonGamshi Rolling on floor laughing out loud my ass off?

  • "No,no,no,no!" LOL

  • MARKY MARK!!

  • "yeahhhh, AMERICA!"

    

  • I lost my shit when the barrel blew up

    "And not a single fuck was given that day"

  • GOD, this game was so awesome when it came out. Thats also the reason why Max Payne 3 should never come out. Max' time is up. You really got to be more than just a third person shooter with a detective story these days.

  • @Slycoin

    Max Payne 3 will probably be out because Max Payne 2 had two different endings, but I really hope it's a sequel after the hardest difficulty ending.

  • almost got a soar throat laughing

  • these minis are great

  • 11 people didn't give a single fuck

  • yaaa mini AMERICA

  • ROFLMFAO...2:50 dats de joke *you suck max payne*

  • 4:21 IS mAX pAYNES RELEASE DATE

  • max payne 2... electric boogaloo I FUCKING CALLED THAT

  • ROFL

  • ah 25,159... thanks youtube for telling me how many times ive seen this video : ) at least you got something right.

  • people need to stop thumb-uping replies to other comments, its really damn annoying

  • More Max Payne.

  • You guys have to makethis a full episode! i couldnt stop laughing xDDD

  • @XxPivRagexX They should play the PC version though. :3

  • Has anyone seen the cartoon dick figures with red and blue?

    Thats these two.

  • @silkysketcha Yeah, but their voices and personalities are swapped

  • Enter the matrix much??

  • and not a single fuck was given :D

  • @isabelaaquino1 hey... thats my line lol

  • mini two best friennds play tony hawk pro skater?

  • MORE PLEASE.

  • PLAY BLACK OPS.

  • That made my day

  • So that's why it's called The Fall of Max Payne?

  • @Billybiscuits13 It's set during the Autumn.

  • Well, Max Payne 3 comes out March 2012 (yes he still monologues and has women problems), looking forward to Matt and Pat making a Best Friends Episode on it.

  • you know i kinda liked this game...

  • "thats not how physics works" HAHAHAHAHA

  • I love how they actually sound like really good buddies in this one.

  • i remember those boxes falling were so bad ass at the time. my the differance 4 years makes

  • That's not how physics work!

  • This was one of my fav game

  • 9 people cant tell the pain now

  • 2:33 the shadow doesn't match up

  • @Scribby87 its not his shadow

  • @Scribby87 ah I see it now it's that lady :s

  • @1:59

    "The physics from the last battle are still fucking with my mind."

    ... best.. line... EVER! XD

  • Why was this only a mini? Were there not enough jokes to fill up a full episode?

  • Those leaps are mad funny