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  • In fact, most of the Star Trek parts are from S1 E11

  • 3:41 This part is from Season 1, Episode 11, "Hide and Q"

  • More brilliance from the Kings of the Fruit Basket =0)

  • Hey....daren.

  • haha "What about climate gate?"

    Shove it..up your ass

  • Engelbert Humperdinck... ha

  • woo grape fruit fucken whoopie!

  • Randomly hilarious

    Pandas are vicious, I should know.

  • Finish the Al Gore video. Do it.

  • I'm a witch. Jeez! I'm a wart. I'm a crow.

  • @schutzenhaus I'm a gnome ..... :(

  • haha I would love me some apple juice hash

  • How bout we poke you in the abdomen for more currency? I really laugh at your...head. I want hash.  Do you have any? Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash....

    funniest shit ever.

  • "whenever you do algebra you need more lesbians"....no wonder i failed that in high school

  • 3:10 - 3:35 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • you like me when im stripping and dancing in space

  • from 3:05-3:36 check out her facial expressions XD

  • Hey.....Darren

    

  • from 3:07- 3:36 -Priceless!

  • Datas on LUDES!

  • 3:05-3:35!!! incredible

    also, "pandas are viscious....I should know" :D

  • 39 people were found passed out wasted on reeces pieces

  • I agree with Picard. You do need more lesbian in algebra.

  • fucked an eskimo...froze my dick!

  • im gonna pretend the al gore stuff was sarcastic

  • I fucked an eskimo and froze my dick

    LOL

  • I want AAPLE HASH!

  • " What do you think about when im blowing you? " " Fishing? " lmao

  • the best thirty seconds of your life 3:05-3:35

  • "now round up some pussy and i want my apple juice" LOOOOOOOL

  • who's the third guy in the picture at the end? :O

  • 39 people were fucking 2 ewoks on the holo-deck when they saw this.

  • funniest one YET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • "Lou Ferrigno". That was beyond perfect lip syncing.

  • if your favourite key is E, you might be a guitarist

  • Sandwiches yes?

  • lmaooo LMOOO

  • LMFAO! "What do you think about when I'm blowing you? Fishing.."

  • Data's on 'ludes.

  • 2:19 I wish they had an our long bit just on Al Gore. I can't stop laughing, because it is so true!

  • i see so hows about we poke you in the abdomin for more currency?

  • "HOW ABOUT AN ICE SANDWICH YOU FRIDGE?!"

  • apple hash

  • @kittykatBflat apple JUICE hash

  • listen here you floozie.....

  • Sandwiches yes?

  • the bitch police live inside my head.....hahahahahahaha

  • HOW BOUT AN ICE SANDWICH, YA FRIDGE?? lolz

  • so how the fig do you think of these things to say??? lolz i love it xD

  • Wow, at 1:20 it went from "new Picard voice" to "acid trek Picard voice"!

  • "The bitch police live inside my head" what the hell?!

  • "this morning you was passed out waizzed on reeces pieces" OMG!!!!!!!!!

  • You walked out and baby that hurts.

  • @xrockthe40ozx You love me......ay shithead

  • One question: How the hell do you guys do that? APPLE JUICE!

  • My penis, has shingles.

  • Hey Worf!!!!!

  • How about an ice sandwich, you fridge?! XD

  • "Now I have wood." "Cool. I wish you would rape me." 8D

  • Data Hitler was priceless.

  • "What do you think about while I'm blowing you?" "Fishing..."  Is that so wrong? I have actually thought about fishing while recieving fellatio, not that I don't love fellatio as much as the next man, I just really love fishing! I've always wanted head from Gates Mcfadden though... But Patrick Stewart is my favorite actor.

  • just smoked some hash, apple hash

  • "Attention Senior Staff: Code Six"

    "Hey, Beverly is fucking two ewoks on the holodeck! -Hmm! -Hoowee! -Lets go! -Hmm! -I'm in!"

    I will never be able to breath again. Ribs cracking. Lungs hurting. Asphyxiation imminent. *gasp* *thud*

  • "I see a woodchuck in Miami,...Thanks"

  • From 3:21- 3:35 EPIC WIN

  • 4-4:07 Q just couldnt handle so many hash

  • 3:54

    I want that fridge he found the AJ in.

  • 2:52

    Epicness with the AJ at the end

  • I Found Hash! Do You Have Any? Hash. I Want Hash. Apple Hash. Apple JUICE Hash. MOOJOO!!!

    Happy 420 DJO

  • How about an ice sandwich?, YOU FRIDGE!!!

  • at least data will bite my balls

  • Watch the chick on his right ...from 3:10-3:24 -check out her expression.

  • @upallhours9 waht about it? That's Tasha Yar btw.... sorry had to point it out.

  • @EyeOnTheTV Thanks-I had forgotten her name.

  • "They found hash. do you have any? Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash" LOLOLOL i love the whole "Apple juice" joke.

  • ,,What do you think about when i'm blowing you?"

    ,,Fishing."

  • Data doing Hitler's rant - Brilliant! I been laughing, drinking apple juice for HOURS!

  • 3:04 best skit of video

  • one of the best DJOs

  • loofurigno XD

  • *Riker entering to see Picard in the office -priceless XD

  • "ever have your penis caught in a zipper? so how does it feel, is it painful?"

    "now i have wood"

    "i wish you'd rape me"

  • The lip-sync was great.  God, that was funny.

  • whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian.

  • "Heyyyyy.... Darren."

  • I laughed so hard I woke up the entire fucking hallway.

  • "Ooo, grapefruit!! Fuckin' whoopee!!!"

    LMFAO!!!

  • Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash.

  • Holy shit! Watching this is like getting my ass raped... by humour... whoa.

  • The bitch police live inside my head!

  • I am alternately amused and TOTALLY CONFUSED. maybe not alternately.

  • "Pandas are vicious. muhhh. I should know."

    "We could dance, if you followed me to the laundry room."

    "Alright"

    "Howdie"

    "Data's on loods"

    "emmahhuuuaaaahhh"

    "Me got a problem with my abdomen."

    "Shaddup"

    "How am I supposed to work with this, awful music?"

    "Ahh just do your fucking job alright."

  • 'How am I supposed to work with this awful music?'

    "ahh, just do your fucking job alright."

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  • 4:47 lololol Dajob Orchestra =o

  • .......chair. XD

  • So now I know what to do if ninjas are at my house and beat me with a bag of sand.

  • 3:20 !!!

  • 3:06 - 3:12  JESUS CHRIST.

  • i think your apple juice is hilarious but i think your politics are fucked like a fruit basket

  • Sandwiches, yes?

  • was that the dream police?! :D wooo cheap trick

  • Hash. Do you have any?

  • What's the difference between apple hash and apple juice hash? Fiber?

  • DATA'S ON LUDES

  • 35 people have the bitch police in their head

  • @3:03 to 3:40. best part.

  • Apple Juice Hash

  • Pandas are vicious. I should know.

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  • Data's on ludes.....lmao

  • DJO for President!

  • This morning you were passed out on Resses Pieces

  • Sandwiches, yes?

  • Just do your fuckin job, alright?!

  • 2:12 35 people are chairs.

  • "Whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian."

    So, that's what I've been doing something wrong!

  • Can't watch the original any longer since I started watching DJO!

  • The whole Fudgesickle is one of my favorite DJO bits ever.

  • Who hasn't been passed out wasted on Reese's Pieces?

  • "Friday after tea I fucked an Eskimo, and I froze my dick"

    "Aren't you a fudgesicle?"

    "I'm a freezypop, I'm crazy. I'm a flowerbed."

  • @WatashiWaMono "Listen here, whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian!" My thoughts exactly...

  • you walked out and baby that hurts.

    you love me.

    haha makes me want to go "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

  • I have a big fish in my balls.

  • Is it just me or when Data says "just do your fucking job" at the end that it fits a little too well?

  • Hash. I need hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash. MUGHU!

  • I lost it when he said I fucked an eskimo and froze my dick.

  • Yet more genius. You need to do House!!!! That would be AWESOME!

  • the bitch police, the live inside of my HEAD

  • It's funny because Picard is actually reciting Hamlet at 4:00

  • whos your favorite trumpet player..lou farigno 

  • "how bout i sandwich your fridge!" XD hahaha best part

  • @Oblivion262 It's "How bout an ice sandwhich ya fridge?!"

  • @1812Beethovens9th oh...well then

  • @Oblivion262 lol :D

  • @1812Beethovens9th ive listened to it about 10 times...and he says "how bout i sandwich your fridge"...but whatever your ears lead you to beleive

  • @Oblivion262 Beethoven's right. Now...I think you should apologize.

  • @dayjoborchestra well whatever

  • @dayjoborchestra im not apologizing for something i cant hear...soo yea, i still dont hear it...but if you say so

  • @Oblivion262 Its how bout an Ice sandwich you fridge!

  • IF NINJAS ATE YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU WITH A BAG OF SAND, YOU COULD RING THE BITCH POLICE

  • What do you think about when their blowing you? Fishing!!!!!

  • I'm a freezie pop, I'm crazy, I'm a flower bed.... I don't know why I piss my pants..... Now round up some pussy, and I want my apple juice!

  • I see a woodchuck in Miami. Thanks.

  • Data's on ludes. . .

  • I think this is my favorite DJO to date, though they're all hilarious. My daughter and I laugh our heads off watching these! Thanks for posting them.

  • The Appalachians are missing.

  • Your stuck in a zipper, so how does it feel? Is it Paiinfull?

  • Now listen to me ya floozie, if ninjas ate your house, and beat you with a bag of sand... you can ring the bitch police.

  • When I graduate from apple school, I want to grow up and be just like you DJO....

  • I'm a freezy-pop, I'm crazy, I'm a flowerbed. LOL

  • how about an ice sandwich ya FRIDGE!?

  • thanks to this video, I now regularly greet people with "hey... Darren."

  • The fucking bitch police, they live inside my head.

  • Grapefruit fucking woopie!

  • When doing algebra, you need more lesbian!

  • "Hey Worf!"

    "Fuck you."

  • DJO videos make me happy. NO matter what kind of mood I'm in, I always end up laughing. "I see a woodchuck in Miami, thanks" brilliant!

  • i'm a freezy pop, i'm crazy, im a flowerbed, idk why i pissed my pants, round up some pussy i want some applejuice :D

  • @tearsofblood262 Best part of the whole shit there hahaha!

  • What about ClimateGate?

    "Shove it. Up your ***"

    My ribs hurt.

  • im a flower bed uggh!

  • I Fucked an Eskimo and froze my dick. ROFL

  • YOU LOVE ME! hey shithead?

  • G.F.A.F.B!!!!!!!

  • i see a woodchuck in miami!

    holy shit

    i pissed my pants

  • i see a woodchuck in miami thanks!

  • Data's on Ludes.... emmaahhh moooaah

  • funny shit love it