How bout we poke you in the abdomen for more currency? I really laugh at your...head. I want hash. Do you have any? Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash....
"What do you think about while I'm blowing you?" "Fishing..." Is that so wrong? I have actually thought about fishing while recieving fellatio, not that I don't love fellatio as much as the next man, I just really love fishing! I've always wanted head from Gates Mcfadden though... But Patrick Stewart is my favorite actor.
In fact, most of the Star Trek parts are from S1 E11
SindiFur 9 hours ago
3:41 This part is from Season 1, Episode 11, "Hide and Q"
SindiFur 9 hours ago
More brilliance from the Kings of the Fruit Basket =0)
StopFundingIsrael 1 week ago
Hey....daren.
pythor2 3 weeks ago
haha "What about climate gate?"
Shove it..up your ass
fargoth7 1 month ago
Engelbert Humperdinck... ha
hornick18 1 month ago
woo grape fruit fucken whoopie!
clampersam 1 month ago
Randomly hilarious
Pandas are vicious, I should know.
Blamepandora85 1 month ago
Finish the Al Gore video. Do it.
lisento 2 months ago
I'm a witch. Jeez! I'm a wart. I'm a crow.
schutzenhaus 2 months ago
@schutzenhaus I'm a gnome ..... :(
Freeflyer91 1 month ago
haha I would love me some apple juice hash
toe2thaknee 2 months ago
How bout we poke you in the abdomen for more currency? I really laugh at your...head. I want hash. Do you have any? Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash....
funniest shit ever.
ancestron 2 months ago
"whenever you do algebra you need more lesbians"....no wonder i failed that in high school
aRchEneMy543 3 months ago
3:10 - 3:35 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Bulldog22031 3 months ago
you like me when im stripping and dancing in space
LeaveDenbyAlone 3 months ago
from 3:05-3:36 check out her facial expressions XD
upallhours9 3 months ago
Hey.....Darren
MadDog243 3 months ago 2
from 3:07- 3:36 -Priceless!
upallhours9 3 months ago
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You guys watch ReBoot.
TheAnxiousMan 3 months ago
Datas on LUDES!
StreetFighterFan86 3 months ago
3:05-3:35!!! incredible
also, "pandas are viscious....I should know" :D
llehctimd 3 months ago in playlist llehctimd's favourites
39 people were found passed out wasted on reeces pieces
Cheapshot420420 3 months ago 2
I agree with Picard. You do need more lesbian in algebra.
Previati 4 months ago 3
fucked an eskimo...froze my dick!
PAINmedia 4 months ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä dayjoborchestra
im gonna pretend the al gore stuff was sarcastic
tyu3456 4 months ago
I fucked an eskimo and froze my dick
LOL
tacomonster98 4 months ago
I want AAPLE HASH!
AjarnDeeTeesut 4 months ago 2
" What do you think about when im blowing you? " " Fishing? " lmao
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the best thirty seconds of your life 3:05-3:35
thatguy2k7 4 months ago
"now round up some pussy and i want my apple juice" LOOOOOOOL
RoadBlockDriver 4 months ago
who's the third guy in the picture at the end? :O
Morfy 4 months ago
39 people were fucking 2 ewoks on the holo-deck when they saw this.
sevenbegore 4 months ago 2
funniest one YET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Khobraz 4 months ago
"Lou Ferrigno". That was beyond perfect lip syncing.
brotheratom 5 months ago
if your favourite key is E, you might be a guitarist
Mattteus 5 months ago
Sandwiches yes?
PaperSoapy 5 months ago
lmaooo LMOOO
Khobraz 5 months ago
LMFAO! "What do you think about when I'm blowing you? Fishing.."
MurdocHughes 5 months ago
Data's on 'ludes.
ThaBassment 6 months ago
2:19 I wish they had an our long bit just on Al Gore. I can't stop laughing, because it is so true!
TheCottonTop 6 months ago 12
i see so hows about we poke you in the abdomin for more currency?
lokd1 6 months ago
"HOW ABOUT AN ICE SANDWICH YOU FRIDGE?!"
Muirselgas 6 months ago
apple hash
kittykatBflat 6 months ago
@kittykatBflat apple JUICE hash
TheCatholicBoat 6 months ago
listen here you floozie.....
Evanthestrange 7 months ago 10
Sandwiches yes?
Cypher785 7 months ago
the bitch police live inside my head.....hahahahahahaha
judiluvshercules999 7 months ago
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DJO for President! of all planets.
kimonui 7 months ago
HOW BOUT AN ICE SANDWICH, YA FRIDGE?? lolz
startrekkin1701 8 months ago
so how the fig do you think of these things to say??? lolz i love it xD
startrekkin1701 8 months ago
Wow, at 1:20 it went from "new Picard voice" to "acid trek Picard voice"!
aeopmusic 8 months ago
"The bitch police live inside my head" what the hell?!
dembumboclot 8 months ago
"this morning you was passed out waizzed on reeces pieces" OMG!!!!!!!!!
trekkiechickable 8 months ago
You walked out and baby that hurts.
xrockthe40ozx 8 months ago
@xrockthe40ozx You love me......ay shithead
ilovedatasoong 7 months ago
One question: How the hell do you guys do that? APPLE JUICE!
MonkeyBombSquad 9 months ago
My penis, has shingles.
aeopmusic 9 months ago
Hey Worf!!!!!
nishjaxx 9 months ago
How about an ice sandwich, you fridge?! XD
uberd0gAlpha 9 months ago
"Now I have wood." "Cool. I wish you would rape me." 8D
Tomfoolery1972 9 months ago
Data Hitler was priceless.
alexmortland 9 months ago
"What do you think about while I'm blowing you?" "Fishing..." Is that so wrong? I have actually thought about fishing while recieving fellatio, not that I don't love fellatio as much as the next man, I just really love fishing! I've always wanted head from Gates Mcfadden though... But Patrick Stewart is my favorite actor.
lcmorgan1221 9 months ago
just smoked some hash, apple hash
DarkWhite25 9 months ago
"Attention Senior Staff: Code Six"
"Hey, Beverly is fucking two ewoks on the holodeck! -Hmm! -Hoowee! -Lets go! -Hmm! -I'm in!"
I will never be able to breath again. Ribs cracking. Lungs hurting. Asphyxiation imminent. *gasp* *thud*
Foxstab 9 months ago 2
"I see a woodchuck in Miami,...Thanks"
mrmynx 10 months ago
From 3:21- 3:35 EPIC WIN
upallhours9 10 months ago
4-4:07 Q just couldnt handle so many hash
STarTrekista 10 months ago
3:54
I want that fridge he found the AJ in.
Shiznittlebizbampop1 10 months ago
2:52
Epicness with the AJ at the end
Shiznittlebizbampop1 10 months ago
I Found Hash! Do You Have Any? Hash. I Want Hash. Apple Hash. Apple JUICE Hash. MOOJOO!!!
Happy 420 DJO
punisher606 10 months ago
How about an ice sandwich?, YOU FRIDGE!!!
punisher606 10 months ago
at least data will bite my balls
awilliams1701 10 months ago
Watch the chick on his right ...from 3:10-3:24 -check out her expression.
upallhours9 11 months ago
@upallhours9 waht about it? That's Tasha Yar btw.... sorry had to point it out.
EyeOnTheTV 10 months ago
@EyeOnTheTV Thanks-I had forgotten her name.
upallhours9 10 months ago
"They found hash. do you have any? Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash" LOLOLOL i love the whole "Apple juice" joke.
hooplaplooza 11 months ago
,,What do you think about when i'm blowing you?"
,,Fishing."
ingzter97 11 months ago
Data doing Hitler's rant - Brilliant! I been laughing, drinking apple juice for HOURS!
fischerpilne 11 months ago
3:04 best skit of video
nerfbrothers1220 11 months ago
one of the best DJOs
PMeursault 11 months ago
loofurigno XD
gigglesilly17 11 months ago
*Riker entering to see Picard in the office -priceless XD
upallhours9 11 months ago
"ever have your penis caught in a zipper? so how does it feel, is it painful?"
"now i have wood"
"i wish you'd rape me"
oettgend 11 months ago
The lip-sync was great. God, that was funny.
Chuck41148 11 months ago
whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian.
elliphor 11 months ago
"Heyyyyy.... Darren."
Lephrenic 1 year ago 3
I laughed so hard I woke up the entire fucking hallway.
Furlockthe666th 1 year ago
"Ooo, grapefruit!! Fuckin' whoopee!!!"
LMFAO!!!
Tribefull 1 year ago 2
Hash. I want hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash.
VYD239 1 year ago 3
Holy shit! Watching this is like getting my ass raped... by humour... whoa.
NIMRODakaNIMROD 1 year ago
The bitch police live inside my head!
dalekprawn 1 year ago
I am alternately amused and TOTALLY CONFUSED. maybe not alternately.
ferrous719 1 year ago
"Pandas are vicious. muhhh. I should know."
"We could dance, if you followed me to the laundry room."
"Alright"
"Howdie"
"Data's on loods"
"emmahhuuuaaaahhh"
"Me got a problem with my abdomen."
"Shaddup"
"How am I supposed to work with this, awful music?"
"Ahh just do your fucking job alright."
TheFlyingNinja17 1 year ago
'How am I supposed to work with this awful music?'
"ahh, just do your fucking job alright."
BagOtriX1 1 year ago
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BagOtriX1 1 year ago
4:47 lololol Dajob Orchestra =o
Etrnldsk 1 year ago
.......chair. XD
Etrnldsk 1 year ago
So now I know what to do if ninjas are at my house and beat me with a bag of sand.
startrekkin1701 1 year ago
3:20 !!!
ZebbMassiv 1 year ago
3:06 - 3:12 JESUS CHRIST.
jontheliar 1 year ago
i think your apple juice is hilarious but i think your politics are fucked like a fruit basket
aburtonmatt 1 year ago
Sandwiches, yes?
patronsaintofpoison 1 year ago
was that the dream police?! :D wooo cheap trick
MrWoodoop 1 year ago
Hash. Do you have any?
seanThree16 1 year ago
What's the difference between apple hash and apple juice hash? Fiber?
spacecowboy5000 1 year ago
DATA'S ON LUDES
meeplem 1 year ago
35 people have the bitch police in their head
TheShadowOfHumanity 1 year ago
@3:03 to 3:40. best part.
PrayMacabre 1 year ago
Apple Juice Hash
Gekokujo76 1 year ago
Pandas are vicious. I should know.
nightowl2003 1 year ago 2
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psychoschizos 1 year ago
Data's on ludes.....lmao
MrJaybee61 1 year ago
DJO for President!
tonydominoactor 1 year ago 16
This morning you were passed out on Resses Pieces
Fabiusbile12 1 year ago
Sandwiches, yes?
AlphaEcks 1 year ago
Just do your fuckin job, alright?!
shaeferthomas 1 year ago
2:12 35 people are chairs.
blackerthanebony100 1 year ago
"Whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian."
So, that's what I've been doing something wrong!
seanmatthewrosen 1 year ago 3
Can't watch the original any longer since I started watching DJO!
HeadXShot2006 1 year ago
The whole Fudgesickle is one of my favorite DJO bits ever.
Blobule 1 year ago
Who hasn't been passed out wasted on Reese's Pieces?
0sM1093 1 year ago 2
"Friday after tea I fucked an Eskimo, and I froze my dick"
"Aren't you a fudgesicle?"
"I'm a freezypop, I'm crazy. I'm a flowerbed."
WatashiWaMono 1 year ago 78
@WatashiWaMono "Listen here, whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian!" My thoughts exactly...
lcmorgan1221 9 months ago
@WatashiWaMono 3:20
MrCoops420 6 months ago
you walked out and baby that hurts.
you love me.
haha makes me want to go "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
MissZalternative 1 year ago
I have a big fish in my balls.
MissZalternative 1 year ago
Is it just me or when Data says "just do your fucking job" at the end that it fits a little too well?
RazFan11 1 year ago
Hash. I need hash. Apple hash. Apple juice hash. MUGHU!
LenaCS 1 year ago 4
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my penis. has. SHIIINGLES!
ERiiK98 1 year ago
I lost it when he said I fucked an eskimo and froze my dick.
10fivecamaro 1 year ago 2
Yet more genius. You need to do House!!!! That would be AWESOME!
picklesooz 1 year ago
the bitch police, the live inside of my HEAD
vespertinne 1 year ago
It's funny because Picard is actually reciting Hamlet at 4:00
Dariohoho1 1 year ago
whos your favorite trumpet player..lou farigno
desolatefix 1 year ago
"how bout i sandwich your fridge!" XD hahaha best part
Oblivion262 1 year ago
@Oblivion262 It's "How bout an ice sandwhich ya fridge?!"
1812Beethovens9th 1 year ago
@1812Beethovens9th oh...well then
Oblivion262 1 year ago
@Oblivion262 lol :D
1812Beethovens9th 1 year ago
@1812Beethovens9th ive listened to it about 10 times...and he says "how bout i sandwich your fridge"...but whatever your ears lead you to beleive
Oblivion262 1 year ago
@Oblivion262 Beethoven's right. Now...I think you should apologize.
dayjoborchestra 1 year ago 2
@dayjoborchestra well whatever
Oblivion262 1 year ago
@dayjoborchestra im not apologizing for something i cant hear...soo yea, i still dont hear it...but if you say so
Oblivion262 1 year ago
@Oblivion262 Its how bout an Ice sandwich you fridge!
ImYourDeity 1 year ago
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@Oblivion262 It's "How bout an ice sandwhich ya fridge?!" Lol :D
1812Beethovens9th 1 year ago
IF NINJAS ATE YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU WITH A BAG OF SAND, YOU COULD RING THE BITCH POLICE
surfingsuicune 1 year ago
What do you think about when their blowing you? Fishing!!!!!
renjamin 1 year ago
I'm a freezie pop, I'm crazy, I'm a flower bed.... I don't know why I piss my pants..... Now round up some pussy, and I want my apple juice!
syntax27 1 year ago 2
I see a woodchuck in Miami. Thanks.
xXNuclearWarXx 1 year ago
Data's on ludes. . .
BlindSoothsayer 1 year ago
I think this is my favorite DJO to date, though they're all hilarious. My daughter and I laugh our heads off watching these! Thanks for posting them.
zendyk 1 year ago
The Appalachians are missing.
drunkdeaddude 1 year ago 37
Your stuck in a zipper, so how does it feel? Is it Paiinfull?
ItsTurningGreen002 1 year ago
Now listen to me ya floozie, if ninjas ate your house, and beat you with a bag of sand... you can ring the bitch police.
ffgew22 1 year ago 2
When I graduate from apple school, I want to grow up and be just like you DJO....
Quixoticlump 1 year ago
I'm a freezy-pop, I'm crazy, I'm a flowerbed. LOL
Flashbangb4 1 year ago
how about an ice sandwich ya FRIDGE!?
coltonatron 1 year ago 3
thanks to this video, I now regularly greet people with "hey... Darren."
ViremasterOfUSA 1 year ago 2
The fucking bitch police, they live inside my head.
avalableusername 1 year ago
Grapefruit fucking woopie!
snusskalle 1 year ago
When doing algebra, you need more lesbian!
elvis8tweeter 1 year ago
"Hey Worf!"
"Fuck you."
elvis8tweeter 1 year ago
DJO videos make me happy. NO matter what kind of mood I'm in, I always end up laughing. "I see a woodchuck in Miami, thanks" brilliant!
sloiselle1 1 year ago 4
i'm a freezy pop, i'm crazy, im a flowerbed, idk why i pissed my pants, round up some pussy i want some applejuice :D
tearsofblood262 1 year ago 2
@tearsofblood262 Best part of the whole shit there hahaha!
Emceedan 1 year ago
What about ClimateGate?
"Shove it. Up your ***"
My ribs hurt.
TheZerothDegree 1 year ago
im a flower bed uggh!
MOPSjust4you 1 year ago
I Fucked an Eskimo and froze my dick. ROFL
aussj4link 1 year ago
YOU LOVE ME! hey shithead?
lokd1 1 year ago
G.F.A.F.B!!!!!!!
kahlesstiberius 1 year ago
i see a woodchuck in miami!
holy shit
i pissed my pants
topscottyfan 1 year ago
i see a woodchuck in miami thanks!
lokd1 1 year ago
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fuck you dont even talk to me
lokd1 1 year ago
Data's on Ludes.... emmaahhh moooaah
ffgew22 1 year ago 4
funny shit love it
StrikeTenpin 1 year ago