PART 3 Of Learn To Speak WITH A GLASGOW / SCOTTISH ACCENT (Swearing Special)

[xxdeciple90xx]

is that petershill business centre ur in

[metaljunkie82]

"Bet she's a pure fuckin OGAH!"

I love this man

[JackieTheCaveman]

Ye arr fockin english xylophone!.. Yep, I think I get the point of thy language

[tiziouzou2000]

it;s mroccan berbers

[BobNThat]

Did..... did you just call me a cunt-banana, ya fuckin' rocket, ye?!?!

[shannonorourke1]

m should be for munter

[scottishbadboytracks]

LMFAO!! Never heard any cunt saying" here..want a xylophone shoved up yer arse?"Are you from Newton Mearns :-D

[forjavligt]

fuckin' ? i would say fookin' xD

[davieh83]

Aye, that will be shining bright ya scruff, Ah thought the mad cunt wae the ginger beard got killed in Braveheart, your wantin tae stoap lookin doon at that wee bit a paper infront eh ye. Fuck me, where you fae ya weasel, Fife?

Dub yir mouth ya cock jockey. Yir vids are pash!

[GlesgaKnow]

@davieh83 Cheers davie . Made me chuckle . See ye next week mate . Cheers .

[manicmacintosh]

@Marena732 You're clearly not Scottish if you think that's funny! It's weak comedy at its worst.

[linoma57]

this is weird tae me , a only left glesga 23 yrs ago and some a these sayings ad never heard a fore n am fae the east end roon aboot parkheed , things uv chinged or av been awat too long, aye rats it a hiv the pakkies hiv rooolour there noo

[lennih]

E is for English XD

[DualFrodo]

looks like u practicing in the mirror for when u finally decide to stand up to those bullies...

[DualFrodo]

is this u practicin in the mirror for when u finally decide tae stand up tae they bullies?

[Meganmakesmovies]

Aha i fuckiiiing love glasgow. Cannot wait to move there.

[VonGreim]

wankstain is by far the best insult i've ever heard

[teague67]

yer maw! wank ma dug.

[GlesgaKnow]

@teague67 lol random. chuckled.

[TheBailesy]

FUDMUFFIN

[GlesgaKnow]

@Marena732 thanks a lot :)

[GlesgaKnow]

@Marena732 I havent seen it, I actually find him annoying as fuck to be honest!, but i will watch it on your suggestion......if its shite, im gonnae get ye !. x

[kracksnapplepop7]

I think I'll need to make all of these into a pocket guide so I can translate when I move... O_0

[GlesgaKnow]

@kracksnapplepop7 I hope when you move you find yourself in love with the city as much as we locals are. Welcome to glasgow when you get here , anything I can help with ,message me :)

[0thatblondechick0]

Beautimous, I'm so proud. xD

[GlesgaKnow]

@0thatblondechick0 thanks you very muchly. I am so appreciative :)

[johnstrain801]

i know a bird who was arguin wi a newly wed wife the bride said "ur nuttin but a cow" she came back wif "ye wurnae syin that when i muffed ye oan yur weddin nite " pishinmasel Wat a come back xxx

[GlesgaKnow]

@johnstrain801 so the bird muffed the other bird ?. To me that would mean she went doon on her minge ?. aye ?. Class ?

[cammey46]

Id love to punch you, You need to get out more this is just for neds!

[GlesgaKnow]

@cammey46 P'md you for further details Cammy son. Cheers for wasting your time watching ma fat face, yur a star :)

[ErinM1019]

You were getting so into it !

[MrJojo1690]

quality mate apart fae yer wee dig at the gers on part wan. are you a bead rattler?

[GlesgaKnow]

@MrJojo1690 You need tae watch aw ma videos. Am agnostic mate. But the bigot in you will never be healed. And thats a sad day .

[volound]

@GlesgaKnow agnostic atheist or agnostic theist?

[volound]

im gonnae rip yer jaw.

[GlesgaKnow]

@volound yasss, inty it !

[badreaxion]

@volound ahm gonnae pump yer maw... oan the Wee Man :)

[kaidensu]

This is beautiful.

[GlesgaKnow]

@kaidensu well thanks a lot :)

[1Dunky]

im from paisley never heard o people saying cunt banana wit the fucks a lummock ?????

[johnnyeze]

bolt ya rocket!... classic.

[jaybeeyh]

paaaaaaal

this is funny shit rofl wit team ya support??

where aboot ye livin a live in paisley paaal

[MrGlasgowUK]

Fuckin nice

[GlesgaKnow]

@MrGlasgowUK Fucking Ta.

[wiccah13]

BRAVOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lets keep the videos only you!

[wiccah13]

BRAVOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lets keep the videos only you!

[gav25x]

pish

[GlesgaKnow]

@gav25x talkna' boot.

[arf210]

I'll be in Glasgow in July, and thanks to your video, I'll now know when I'm being insulted.

I would request you make an instalment of common pick-up lines, so I'll also know when someone's hitting on me.

[GlesgaKnow]

@arf210 "Geez a swatch a yer fanny" and "watty stick it up iz" Thats the two most common male and female hitting lines I would say :) Enjoy your trip . and thanks for the comment

[arf210]

I'll be in Glasgow in July, and thanks to your video, I'll now know when I'm being insulted.

I would request you make an instalment of common pick-up lines, so I'll also know when someone's hitting on me.

[joebros4evaable]

Lol that's so f***ing funny

[jaybeeyh]

this is my favourite video ure a fanni baws but i like yhoo coz yer a RANGERS FAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xx cheers 4 aww the vids buddy xx

[GlesgaKnow]

@jaybeeyh Oh aye, mon the um, gers :( :(

[spiritualcat]

Love this and keep coming back to listen.... I think its the Glaswegian accent and the music choices... that complement the slang. Hope you post another episode soon. When I first heard it I nearly fell out of my chair...

[spiritualcat]

Love it... still laughing....

[celtic7lion]

haw man ye missed oot ma personal favorite "Get tae fuck"

pure minteed videos pal xylophone lol

[GlesgaKnow]

@celtic7lion Cheers for your comments mate . much appreciated . ta

[spiritualcat]

Laughed so hard I feel off my chair. :-)

[jaybeeyh]

haha cheers for the video mate

[Marena73]

Midwestern slang: Q: Where is he going? A: Bumf-ck, Egypt for all I know. Q: Do you want mangos on your fajitas? A: Yeah. Give me the green ones. Get the sweeper out in case any falls on the floor.

[Marena73]

I like your videos. How to speak with a midwestern accent: kiss my lily white *ss, kiss my black *ss, kiss my fat *ss, get a life you pathetic loser, get lost you jerk. Eat sh*t and die, scum of the earth, pervert, sh*t for brains, dumbf*ck, nasty ho, dirtbag, pr*ck, your Mama, chickensh*t, holy sh*t, dumb*ss, butt ugly, mother f*cker, what an idiot, what a moron, scattered-brain, waste of space, tilt-a-whirl, gold digger, skank, (just to name a few)

[Marena73]

How to speak with a midwestern accent: you pathetic loser, kiss my *ss, you dumb mother f*cker, piece of sh*t, dirtbag, scum of the earth, pervert, get lost you jerk, nasty ho, trainwreck, waste of space, poser, dumb*ss, dumbf*ck, f*cking idiot, what a moron, sh*t for brains, holy sh*t, what an *sshole! get a life you pathetic scum, your Mama

[nicolehardiebabiex]

ahaa say them every fuckin dae yah wankstain :P

[JahForeigner]

Ey all I have got to say your videos are eeehh ok. But you get a perfect 10 for looking like FAT BASTARD.

[louiseSned2008]

i tryed this and i think its better in a glesga accent than mine LOL im from Edinbrugh. xx

[GlesgaKnow]

Hey, thanks for all your kind comments across most of my videos, they are well appreciated and dont go unnoticed. Hope ye have a great week and thanks again . seriously, makes it worth making videos when ye get such nice comments.

Dougie x

[BaybeehVanessa]

lmfao :D

[GlesgaKnow]

Cheers glad u liked it :)

[BaybeehVanessa]

its a fucking glesga accent mate fs. HOW THE FUCK IS IT LIVERPOOL hahahahhahaha. nothing like it. im from glesga, a shud know :D

[GlesgaKnow]

thats some good back up there vanessa . Yaldi x

[judoandpeace]

fucking close though.

[jackyshaw8]

who's this cant talkin nonsense bout a liverpool/stoke accent? whst pal

[GlesgaKnow]

Agreed, we need a night oot soon jackyboy :)

[tatasol]

LOL... xylophone? Zoo? lol f*** English?

that's funny...could explain me why the two fingers (index finger and middle finger) are a bad sign in Scotland??

Cheers.

[lordlarlordu]

this is liverpool accent mate!!!!!

[GlesgaKnow]

Naw, its no. Its glasgow pal.

[lordlarlordu]

This is the same Liverpool, Stoke accent mate!!!!!

[GlesgaKnow]

see above.

[leneyreid]

Your videos are great! :) My husband is from Paisley, and we lived there until I got him to move to the states with me :P There is something very magical about Scots swears! They are particularly entertaining when you are screaming them at Americans who have no clue what you're saying :P Keep the videos coming :)

[GlesgaKnow]

Cheers thanks, glad u like the videos and whatnot. Paisley is essentially folk who wish they were glaswegian, am im sure you know :) Take care. x

[KymUk25]

Whats wrong with being English then?!

[GlesgaKnow]

Not a thing :) .

[KymUk25]

Well thats alright then!!! Love ur videos. keep it up hun xx

[KymUk25]

Thats alright then!!! Lovin ur videos. Keep it up hun xx

[Annuunnaki]

I was wondering if the Scottish people pay property tax to the royalty of English? If so wtf for? The royalty is a fucking rip off. Us Americans are unknowingly paying all kinds of taxes to the British fucking royalty. Our history says we kicked them out but in reality they have establish their Privet Banks here since 1913. They have for sure taken over the USA with out the knowledge of the American people by buying out the top politicians of this country. So please answer my question about you

[GlesgaKnow]

Em, Im not 100% sure if your mental or not. But anyway, We pay a tax to our Local Councils , which are in turn run by the government , of scotland. This tax is for local services provided to us such as road maintenance , schools etc. But i mean, as for the stuff you go about regards British Royalty, I couldnt honest say anything except, seriously? are you mad?. This is about the same are saying the queen and all top politicians are lizards. You are now david icke. Thanks.

[Annuunnaki]

No! no lizards, just mad as hell to see our country being trashed by the British monarchy. They have the Federal Reserve Bank established here and are taxing us to death. Obama is the puppet show and YES I'm fucking mad. If you have a Central Bank in your country, you should wake the fuck up as well.

[sofakingdrunk66]

David Icke is a god.....

[GlesgaKnow]

@sofakingdrunk66 I dunno so much :( ....

[killerberdo]

whahaa

[Sakeroz]

ahh i met a racist Scotish on Xbox while palying Left 4 Dead 2 and it happends its a black guy there (Couch) and he said loads of shit, i Fucked Laughed All the time damn scotish are funny...and says fuck much........but the point is THEIR SWEARING ARE FUNNY, but he said all random things like, Fucking big black fat fuck and knob etc :D

[DizzleDazzleDeasyBoy]

Shut up you idiot.

[highestchula]

Who's the dude singin that "1 2 3 4" song?

[GlesgaKnow]

@highestchula Its by "joy electric" :)

[highestchula]

True, Mary Jane aint so bad tho :)

[GRONNICEGUY]

i lived in Glasgae for 5 years before i went to Mexico... Absolutely love the lingo and the banter..

Miss it a lot..

ya wee cunt... lol.... lovely when guys says that to me when you are 6ft 6.. lol

[GlesgaKnow]

Cheers pal, glad u enjoyed the vid. Glasgow is crackin, but mexico has hunners a drugs, so its win/win for you bud. ta !

[highestchula]

I'm mexican american and I loooove scottish people, sexy accent. Funny vid too bwahahaha

[GlesgaKnow]

@highestchula Cool, glad u like it :) Mexico is cool , if you ignore the rampant drug problem and violence , kinda like Glasgow :) thanks x

[alanna4858]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CUNT? hahaha

this made me greet wi laughter. yer work mate is funny...liked that format.

Love ye mate.

[GlesgaKnow]

Lol, gd , im glad ye liked it. xx

[slfandoz]

hahah fuck yeah man, i should start doing something like this lol

[GlesgaKnow]

Aye, you could try. :) glad ye enjoyed thanks .

[GlesgaKnow]

:) indded it is :) ta much

[geezaline69]

haha thats savage that vid.. ah burst out laffin at thee xzilophone or how ever ya spell it bit lol, 5*****

wanna check ma page mate?

[GlesgaKnow]

Lol, thanks pal, I will certainly have a look at your page . nae bother at aw ! ta mate thanks again .

[geezaline69]

@GlesgaKnow sound man... did ya see ma poems aye?

[drysuitbear]

fuck of all you stick a rocks, st george all the way yer fanny ha ha

[GlesgaKnow]

lol, cheers pal, your incoherant babble is lost on my Scottish ears. INDEPENDANCE HERE WE GO!.

[drysuitbear]

yes they should get a big pair of sissors and cut scotland of, let it float into the abyss ha ha...

[MacGinny16]

Hahaha! I about pissed myself laughing, great music choice for this one. *snort*

[GlesgaKnow]

Im glad u enjoyed. Happy st andrews day from Glesgaknow x

[MacGinny16]

Happy St. Andrews Day to you too mate! Have a dram on me!! :-D *hug*

[weeehmkaii08]

haha you look like my dads friend :)

[Steiro2369]

Wa aboot 'Wee Doss Cunt'? Ah simply loove 'at, Ah 'hink et's a brillient one.

An' cheers fur th' videos mate, keep 'em comen' :D

[GlesgaKnow]

Glad u enjoyed, I dont really ever say doss. But i know some folk that do. I prefer Wee daft cunt !

[Steiro2369]

Et's aw a matter ay taste, Ah dae believe:D

[Mp5xPAISLEYxMp5]

LMAO !!

[GlesgaKnow]

glad u enjoyed!.

[Mp5xPAISLEYxMp5]

Aye mate a did.. Keep it up ;)

[sarahn2k7]

lol a remember ma neighbour said 2 a drunk guy goin by 'wit ye lookin it ya mad tramp' then she goes 'fukin bolt ya rocket 'fur a launch ye' n she was only like 8 at the time a couldnt stop laughin XD

[GlesgaKnow]

lol , a'll launch ye, never actually heard that one, i suppose thats where rocket comes from . lol, glad u enjoyed the vid.

[jaismmes]

loool your fuckin sick but very funny

[gettaefalkirk]

Dick jaw... Rubbish video, eejits on youtube is unreal.

[GlesgaKnow]

cheers for watching dickjaw :) x

[flyingpigcdl]

wash your mouth out with soap

like my rangers tattoo dougie another 5 stars...

[GlesgaKnow]

Its not a rangers tattoo as you well know. its 5 points stand for the 5 things i hate most. 1,2,3,4,5 are rangers .

[jackyshaw8]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5........ you?

[rodd56]

here mate yer FUCKIN brilliant loved the video cant wait to see the rest of the vids keep them FUCKIN coming muckerrrrrrr.

PS: yer a legand fae roddy_boy

[sofakingdrunk66]

Z for zoomer ye.......

[dudziarz]

Tha' s fuckin' great , keep on.

[GlesgaKnow]

Thanks a fuckin' lot , glad you enjoyed it mate !. cheers !

[VivaciouslyKelsey]

hahaha, great video. love the accent!

[GlesgaKnow]

Thanks. Your Floridian accent is neat :) . x

[GlesgaKnow]

No fucking problem!. thanks mate.

[jackyshaw8]

i prefer cunt sandwich

[GlesgaKnow]

Aye, that is indeed a classic jack. Cunt sandwich, easy on the mayo.