How To Protect Yourself From Carjacking

[syncmaster710n14]

Step 1: put full lock on steering

step 2: put it in reverse

step 3: full throttle

this will pull the car jacker under the front wheel.

[UnknownAnonymously1]

1:00, what if it is a carjacker i asks them to call to help me???

[MoustachesAreEpic]

Step one: Put up a sign saying "Everything is already stolen, sorry."

[MrPizzamanz]

i like how the lady closes the window on her own hair...

[PrinceRufus2]

Step one: Drive a shitty car.

[dfagnani]

step 1: keep a handgun in the glove compartment.

[azzaz691]

how to be a parinoid fuck tard

[sasuketiger]

me in a car, waiting for the traffic light to become green, and a random idiot wants to rob my car:

- gimme your car, punk!

- what?

- gimme your motherfucking car or i'll cut you to pieces!

- *grabs the hidden ak47 from the backseat* get the fuck outta here you son of a bitch or i'll turn you into swiss cheese!

*thief runs away* this is how i do :D

[szakiricky]

most cars are definately worth more than some people's lives. Such as Justien Bieber. I would kill him for a cart and ox, not a real vehicle.

[Rayster35]

How to avoid carjacking:

Step 1: Don't own a car. If all else fails:

You will need:

A gun (knife will also work)

A car alarm

Step 1: When your car alarm goes off, stab or shoot the carjacker. CONGRATZ, you escaped carjacking.

[Thegamedude1000]

4 people got carjacked 

[OrangeKoolAid101]

Step 1 basically says don't go anywhere....

[sharksrock1000]

or take martial arts?

[MartinBassistem]

step one:kick his ass.

[braingal100]

1.02 omg her hair is getting stuck :o (;

[Jumb0Media]

thumps up if you're watching this and you don't even own a car o.o

[sk8erofawsome]

how to avoid getting carjacked

1.sell your car and walk.

2.if they mug you while you are walking pull out a gun, say you are a gangster and shoot them.

[huntdemon21]

Step 1 use a gun and if that don't work Use more gun

[garrettjohn2]

#1 have a gun nuff said

[killersasuke1234]

I think i go to all of the places.

[MegaMoosetracks]

If you get carjacked, how are you gonna drive to the police station?

[rimlanin]

@MegaMoosetracks Politeley ask the carjacker to offer you a ride there. Its being a gentleman 101!

[neovenator44]

@MegaMoosetracks they did not say that they said you should get the carjackers plate number and report to the police that they drove in to you...

[vistud2010]

if i were a carjacking, be sure that i would never stole THIS woman...

so this is the solution :

Lets do a surgery to be like her!

[mrhsfm]

before you do anything make sure he/she isnt a hooker :)

[grandmasterme133]

her titties was HUGE!!!!!

[319johnny]

2/3 occur at night. Nice now we have a 1/3 chance. >> stupid vid

[lifeisbeautifullove]

1:02  did she just close the window on her hair/head?

[patrick9654]

how to REALLY escape carjacking.

step 1: Bring out Chuck Norris

Done

[nelsonr12]

Wont I need a car?

[SealFormulaMaster]

So... Pretty much keep your car in a garage? You listed pretty much everywhere else in the world as places for carjackers.

[Killerdude240]

4 people are carjackers.

[KiraAdzior]

i wish this crap would go away make this world much better, i'm tired of it, because of people like this i'm turning into those people that are afraid to go out in public, now to sound like a coward but i can't help and i hate it

[14NarutoKyuubi]

Last time i checked 2/3 was 66% not 68% T.T

[Aaymaann]

@14NarutoKyuubi

Lawl, roughly 2 out of 3, or you have to say 34 out of 50.

[DudeWithaPage]

Wait? What if you hate your car.

Step 1: Drive in the ghetto

Step 2: Look for the nearest stereotypical character, usually with his pants BELOW his knees, and smoking a blunt or a joint.

Step 3: Once you have spotted him drive upto him, park your car and get out

Step 4: Leaving the car on and the door open, say something bad about his mother and challenge him to steal your car, and then say he has small nutZ

Step 5: RUN LIKE A BIATCH!

[Superdeath25]

step 1: Scream "AHH! CRIMINAL!"

[TheRacingProductions]

STEP ONE: DONT DRIVE

[WeakSignaI]

step 1: ride a bike

[aquaprin]

or you could just shoot em

[joewillgo]

Step 3 is such FAIL, because first of all, if the car jacker who is pointing a gun at your head sees you attempting in ANY way to get away, (moving steering wheel, put foot on gas, car moving, etc) He will just start shooting at you, not only that, but you drive on the wrong lane, then somebody take a turn at the intersection could smash into you, and then the car jacker will come up to your car and shoot you, and if you run a red light, somebody crashes into you, carjacker shoots you.

[peri2502]

@joewillgo People should do what they do in Southafrica: Install a flamethrower below your car that will spit a stream of fire on that guy on a push of a button (I'm not kidding). Some people may find that gruesome, but hey, who says that criminals are entitled to a save work environment while their victims should be the ones who take all the risk. My opinion at least.

[joewillgo]

@peri2502 Ya I know, I saw it on TV XD

It was on some TV Show XD

[riddick0846]

@peri2502 i saw that episode. i agree. we need them. id laugh if a smartcar had one

[peri2502]

@riddick0846 indeed :)

[britanadian0318]

Tip 1 on how to not get your car jacked: Ride a bike.

[joewillgo]

@britanadian0318 Then your just get bike-jacked

[KaiserVadin]

DO NOT DRIVE A $50,000 car to go get food !

[hillcrestG]

TIP: never stop for stop signs or red lights, remember to take your car into your hotel room, dont just forget it outside. have someone pre-pay for you at the drive-thru so you just bolt through and snag the bag of food without stopping.

[KaiserVadin]

@hillcrestG do this and you will be in jail for running a red light and nearly killing the other driver by driving through a stop sign ...

[hillcrestG]

@KaiserVadin what about the drive thru and hotel, pretty flawless eh?

[WARBLOODProductions]

Tip 1 DONT CARRY A FREAKING TARGET IN YOUR HAND

[theoneandonlymrcoolg]

Why don't you just tell where they aren't?

[WeakSignaI]

step 1: Ride a bike.

[MrIam1nsane]

Don't fight back my ass! I smashed the carjackers head into my window. Screw you Howcast for giving shitty advice.

[MrTweeterman2911938]

oh mu my god someone slote my  1955 camro

[Reip187]

so...you suggest hit and runs?

[Beaverfishpwns]

MY GOD.

Carjackers jack your car EVERYWHERE.

[LaserPiratePewPew]

i almost thought when they say step 3 u get to bang that faggot down

[xenomann442]

Car-jackers have recently used this technique in my town:

1. A helicopter stalks your car wherever you go.

2. When you eventually decide to get out of your car, a sniper in the helicopter shoots you fatally.

3. Your car is brought to some smuggling ship, where it is shipped to Europe.

4. Some rich mafia man buys your car in Europe.

How do I avoid my car being stolen in this way?

P.S. the government is involved so no law enforcement will be of any help.

[skullythebloger]

@xenomann442 GRENADE!

[dontask4myname]

Step 1 : Take Public Transport Dumb Ass..

[nucausa]

next video :"how to jack a car...

[killa2000dec]

step 1) buy an 5-10 year old car such as a ford fiesta (old version) or something similar. my mum has a suzuki swift about 12 years old.

step 2) this is more affective if your next-door neighbor has a new, expensive, or clean and undamaged car, carjackers will more likely go for their car.

step 3) if you have an old car, add some mud and hit the bonnet or door with a golf club. they dont want damaged cars.

step 4) NEVER go to pimp my ride.

[killa2000dec]

@killa2000dec continued

step 5) dont live in a major city like london or bristol. live in the country/mall village.

step 6) if all else fails, be sure to have a gun of some discription. but not an explosive.

[MagicCardGambler]

why the hell would i let them take the car?

[ashma05]

How to escape carjacking (you will need: Army's Favor)

1.Call for an airstrike

2.Designate the area you want to blow up

3.Wait for the air strike

Done

[usernamegoesinhere]

dont buy a car!

[Glacierbabe12]

step one: take a gun and aim at carjackers head

step two: give him teh middle finger and shoot!!pew pew pew.

=3 ur car and u are saved but...car might have some blood here and there :P

[SecretService80]

TIP: Have a Glock in your purse or briefcase.

[mrChills1]

the best way to protect urself is with a gun.

[dingdongditch1000]

Will bomb threats also work???

[Torchic956]

One My mom and I were going on a cross-Canada trip. We had stopped in the town of Hope and wecould only find. Later my dog was barking and my mom was pounding on the door. I got up and let her in only too find out that two natives had tried too rob our van. Nothing was missing (thank God!) But the drivers side door was buggered.

[killman369547]

my uncle carries a 357 so if a carjacker tries to take his car he pulles it out and shows the guy most of the time they run off like little girls but one guy always has to test him and then a warning shot finally dude gets a cap in his leg

[justguessmyname]

?? ask your potential car jacker for help? wtf ahahah

[VincentChen90]

step1:play gta

step2:if that dosent work try and fight

step3:if ur car is a old banger let them take it it'll probally stall 5 minutes later

[luke3854]

carry pepper spray or a gun

[13Haylz]

OH yeah ur right:-P

[Freebirdisnumba1]

or both

[Salien1999]

If i'm in the army you take one shot at me or my team mates and I even have a pistol you better be prepared for a world of bullets in the air like rain cats and dogs at you.

[seandubz6636]

keep a knife legal sized to carry in your car so if you are getting robbed at knife point you pull one out to

[mrChills1]

use a gun instead. A carjacker will run fo sure if u point a gun at his tiny ass knife

[tnhl77]

@mrChills1 I was gonna say step 10 shoot the mother fucker but yall beat me to it!

[C17policeforce]

if ur in south africa u can BBQ THAT FUCKER!! like on manswers >=D

[shwaou]

how to escape a carjacker

when hes at ur door

1:pull down your pants and piss in his/her eyes

2: throw your feces at him

3:tell him/her you like his/her haircut

4:give them a ride

[mamanettie]

@shwaou If i urinated on a carjacker who will likely be armed with a dangerous weapon I will probably end up in a coffin.

[mohan4644]

@mamanettie its a joke man

[mamanettie]

@mohan4644 yes i realize that i was joking too

[darkmetalwing]

thats basicly every where plus y the hell would they call for help u just basicly told them piss off

[SchutzstaffelAnarchy]

i'll just say " I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" when they try to take my wheels

[crutonman]

why dont you just get a chevette

[Tankdog64]

how to escape carjacking: you will need a gun.

step 1: aim gun at carjackers head.

step 2:pull trigger

done

[wackedout991]

@Tankdog64 step 3: miss

[Mun0z387]

Screw it, I'm just gonna start skateboarding everywhere for now. lol

[WeirdBoi75]

lol. not just gta how about true crimes streets of la. there are carjackers in that game to >_> once I was playing and there was a carjacker when I got out to try n kill him he jacked my car. >:(

[VinceXNoir666]

this only applies if you live in the bronx

[animeboylives]

are u racist

[nofunclub]

this is utter bullcrap,

fearmongering

[maafeustyle]

you forgot places like, churches, baseball stadiums, in your own house. pretty much anywhere....

[kandikorn]

How do you get carjacked in your house?

[Klopy1414]

its called a wife.

ZING

[succexy11]

I like how the cartoon woman has a mole under her nose.

[WwEJeffNeroHardy]

The Tip Is KInda Dumb If U Have The Key In Hand While Going To Ur Car Tht Would Be Dangerous Because If There Were Carjackers They Could Attack U For The Keys

[Dancearina]

Yeah, but then you have a weapon of defense in your hand...

[bestSVMS]

what can you do with keys

poke them in the arm?

[punkedup88]

actually you can poke them in the eyes. Gross but it works.

[Nyghtshade409]

Step 1: Dress like a redneck and put a rifle caddy in the back window. If possible put a fake or empty rifle in it. People don't mess with rednecks, because they think we're crazy.

And they're right. >:D

[ktco83]

haha i had to do this once on mass ave in boston. ran right through a red light. if it wasn't winter and my windows wern't up.. dude would have probably blasted me for my fucking 98 civic. how desperate

[ModelMan1987]

Church Parking Lot, Residential Zone, The Moon, Strip Mall, Near A Library, The Docks, Toy Store Parking, So I Rather Walk....Nah Kiddin' But Good Tips Thank U..........

[robbie13a]

wal-mart, k-mart, amusment park, farm, theater, construction site, gay bar, in the ocean, in my closet. wow i think i will walk also.

[Touristo07]

The best way to protect yourself from car jacking is .... to hire superman so he will beat the bad guy! :)) hahaha! =p

[ironwolf9999]

step 1 have a frucking gun so you can shoot them lol

[boiaus]

hahaha

[ironwolf9999]

and make shure it is a desert 50 cal lol or an ak

[knifstrom]

carjacker? what is that.. is it more common in USA or is it just me newer heard about this thing. While driving the car no one will ewer try open the door, it's not allowed to walk in the middle of the streets so its not possible. I mean if someone do the got a car in there face and die before opening someones car door.

[icecool1065]

omg, you are so stupid, naive, and idiotic, and can you speak english? nobody can understand you.....

[knifstrom]

Sry missed some chars here and there, to my defense however wikipedia says carjacking was common in my country, 7 years ago in the bigger city's.

The problem is of different sizes in different places.

btw, I'm not that good at English but I'm doing the best I can.

[animalityyy]

I would like to have like a f'n flamethrower under the car pointing at the sides...

Seriously

And if cars were designed so the wheels could turn 180 degrees very fast and drive in that direction (like a crab) I bet the stealing rate would decrease.

And you would be like: "Yeeahhh I'm the man"

[dboy11368]

lol, there is a theft defense system installed on one car with flamethrowers that shot out from under the car to block all the doors. i saw it in a world record book somewhere, kick ass picture...

[Mutants123]

dude if wheels turn 180 degrees very fast ur just gunna break/burn all the rubber off ur tires and drive 60 miles per hour into the car behind u which makes u die and a perfect chance for the car jacker to jack... might as well just run him over

[animalityyy]

lmao you're right i think i meant 90 degrees so you could go sideways, at least it would give you an option of escaping, considering the windows were bullet-proof.

yeah, a car that could go sideways already has been made, but it would require a lot more of research and experimenting before it gets to something useful for emergency situations.... let's just stay with the flamethrowah ;) (that has also been invented already, but obviously not made popular or anything)

[Mutants123]

dude that still wouldn't work... the rear wheels do the turning the front steer. if the front wheels turn 90 degrees in less than a second the car cant turn fast enough so it acutally makes u go where u were facing initially while burning ur front wheels going 10 mph while flooring it

[animalityyy]

that's why i said it would require more experimenting, engineering and inventing and it basically would by another type of car with another type of tires both way ahead of what they are today technologically speaking.

peace man.

[Mutants123]

BULLSHIT just get some rocket engines on the side of ur car and the bttm BAM all the sharp turns u would wish for and a good defence system

[animalityyy]

lmao yes

Dude approaches car with hand in pocket: YO DUDE U GONNA GIVE ME ALL U HAVE..

Driver: AAAAHHH!!! *rockets away*

Dude: ... WHEN YOU know about this... car insurance.... plan... *throws away flyers*

[Mutants123]

lawl! but i was thinking more on the lines of fender bend them. wait for them to get up open ur ur door into their face. rocket their face then rocket straight into their "pride" =D

[Snacman8]

the answer is obviously to turn your car into a taser, while the engine is on. then, you just need a way to not tase your self.

[nushadow2008]

actually the best way to protect yourself from a carjacking is to have a shitty car not worth stealing like mine :D, the only thing that you might even have the slighest want to steal is my $30 headunit, everything else is either ripped scratched or has a ton of miles/wear on it

[ktco83]

that wouldn't make a difference when your dealing with a desperate crackhead or criminal on the run. i had someone try to car jack my POS before.

[nushadow2008]

actually haha yea ur right, i lock my doors at night and whenever im in the inner city

[ihatemath2696]

why would someone IN a car try to steal YOUR Car?

[nushadow2008]

steal a better car, duh =P

[thebloodranred]

two people in the car, one drives the original passenger does the carjacking

[oldnavyjag]

My carjack durring the day and in upscale collage nighborhood on 5/5/05!

[username11768]

who makes these???!?!?!??!?!? LOL

[GifDude]

Install a bomb!!

[grodenbarg]

Install a kill switch in your car. ROTFL!

[physcoticweirdo]

just have a baseball bat in your car and whack em on the head

[n3wby001]

If you want ot fight back(get revange): make your car into a IED.

[bobistrumpet]

haha first

[XOemopirateXO]

that is the greatest achievement ever.

want me to give you a damn nobel prize?