Rusty0Trombone Jesus is a big guy; He is all powerful, He is love, He is hope, He is joy. He's everything. As for me taking this too seriously, this is Jesus's body which he gave to us through his death on the cross for our sins. As for a sense of humor, I do have one sir. Im praying that you find Jesus. God Bless
You probably have loved ones (I hope) that care for you and love you no matter what. How would you like it if I came and hurt them psyically, mentally etc? Because this is pretty much what you are doing to me: because Jesus is my father and I love Him and you are hurting him. And by the way, I understand you might have some problems with Catholics or religion in general. If you have any questions I'll be more then happy answer them. God Bless.
@catholicsoldier234 jesus is a big boy, this shit isnt gonna make him cry. however he might cry if he found out how serious you take this shit "soldier", get a fuckin sense of humor.
God is offended by receiving Him on "dirty" hands(ONLY priest can touch Him) in the Holy Eucharist!
Only accepted by Heaven form of receiving living Heart of Jesus Christ in the Eucharist of the Catholic Church is into our mouth and on our both knees!
Ob 1:7 All the men of thy confederacy have brought thee [even] to the border: the men that were at peace with thee have deceived thee, [and] prevailed against thee; thy bread have laid a wound under thee: [there is] none understanding in him.
AV 1C 11:26 For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come.
I don't get why so many god damn Christians flock to videos that they know will piss them off just so they can bitch about their imaginary friend's reincarnation into a motherfucking cracker.... -.-
This guy better hope the catholics aren't right... cause if they are, he is definitely headed for an eternity in the flames the minute he takes his last breath on this earth.
Shit you think the world hates you for that, try being an American, lol. Too many people give us a bad name. But were not all uneducated, ignorant, bigoted, lard asses.
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yer gonna be so sorry at the end of your life when you see truth for what it is,,may the good Lord have mercy on yer soul and may you want it ,free will allows you to have a choice,,God is the source of all life,alpha and omega,He will respect your choice if you want to be cut off from that source ,which is eternal seperation to life itself,,good luck , by de way ya aint as cool as ya think , yer just a pawn in a Holy war for souls,,
Oh, like calling yourself "The Cat Lick League" is really sophisticated, grown-up humor. You guys are just being dicks; your conviction that you're right doesn't make you any less of a dick.
I will gladly accept lectures from you about my humorlessness when I see evidence that you're able to laugh at yourself. So far (here and elsewhere) all your yuks are at someone else's expense.
BWahahaha, are you kidding, if you think I am obnoxious on YouTube, I am far more merciless on stoopid reiligitards, and goofy superstitions on the radio.
This youTube video is ultra-mild.
Google 'the Inner Side' have a listen, also I have a great photo of Zombie Jesus on the web page, you'll love it, and by all means, give the GM a call, he's used to screaming fuctards whining about the audacity of free speech, it's Pacifica Radio.
The vid has been up a year, you're no vanguard, lightfoot.
when you google The Inner Side, don't forget to check out the PZ Meyers interview on the first day of the CrackerGate scandal. Scroll down to program 187, it has the modest subtitle 'Catholic Terrorists in America'.
Ya gotta check out the radio show if you really want to gorge your ravenous persecution complex.
Christians just have it so hard in America, especially the white ones,. I don't know how you manage to bear that cross.
This is what you gathered from my comments? That I was screaming? You have an interesting comprehension of the word
I made the comments I made because I actually read Pacifica's "mission statement" and I believed, for some strange reason, that they actually meant what they said in it, that their mission is to to promote peace & understanding
I'm sorry
I didn't know, until you just told me, that they are liars
You make a decent point, however, the hear all voices, promote peaceful discourse between adversarial positions through on air debate ended in the McCarthy era.
Basically the only media outlet that would allow opposition to McCarthyism to air was Pacifica, so it became the only game in town.
After some nasty internal battles, the foundation morphed into a voice of the voiceless, activist outlet, firmly in place by '59.
By the Vietnam era, it became a leftist institution, since the anti-war sentiments from that era, were coming from the left.
Pretty much remains that way.
However, the institution was never friendly with religion, all the founders were atheist, Alan Watts' prolific programs were highly critical of Abrahamic traditions, and promoted Zen, which is a Godless spirituality.
Stations leaned toward Black Panthers (atheist) over SCLC,(xian), or NOI (Muslim) during the civl rights era.
The Mission Statement remains the same as an homage to the founder, not a roadmap, so.
It's a lie.
But if you've got a war, we'll oppose it. And as long as I do satire, and Catholics have a Pope that goes to Africa and says condoms INCREASE AIDS, and a buffoon like Donahue doing his professional victim routine on FOX, you're hypocrisy rich and comedy gold.
Try Sacco's Church Supply in downtown Houston. They come replete with both small and large host, Italian holy cards ranging from the gilt-edged elaborate to the backroom bizarre, and more paraphernalia than you can shake a monstrance at. All at reasonable prices.
If you should need someone to bless the Eucharist, we offer our services freely- although a jug of sherry would be much appreciated.
From KPFT's website: "All of the news, informative shows and mix of music you won't find anywhere else are all aimed at one goal-to help people like you and me understand the world around us, and through that understanding and respect, cause an outbreak of peace."
Respect and understanding for peace
HAH!
That's a laugh in light of this video by one of their own!
Bill Donahue is a right wing freak, he thrives on hate, spews bile against Muslims, non-believers, jews and pretty much anything that is non-catholic.
If you do not understand that Bill Donahue's Catholic league is not a hate group, then you don't perceive that an asshole that denigrates EVERYBODY that does not agree with his screwball superstition is the devil, then you just plain and simple don't get it.
Donahue's Catholic league is crybaby bedwetting bunch of whining pussies, for profit
Your remarks on this video, tho may be intending to mock Donohue and the Catholic league, is actually feeding the anger and hatred towards Catholics in general, which goes against KPFT's mission statement.
skrutre, that was really horrible. Are you religious? If you are, I'll be surprised. Only priests are supposed to touch the host, and cracking and breaking the host would be like cracking and breaking our lord.
Brucie boy here has a real attitude probbie I would say. I still think it comes down to someone stealing his strides. He should get out more, find a few mates and crack a couple of longnecks. Strewth!
your a very sick person. Maybe you should find other hobbies than hateful bashing of other people. That's why your so angry and immature. That's also why your so lonely, unhappy and shallow.
I've had more pussy than should be allowed and am happily married with two great kids, who almost barf with laughter when their screwhead texas teachers try to teach them about the the awesome faggot jesus and his his fisherman homos.
Ain't nothin more gay than christians , and we mean that in a loving way.
lol, I suppose that would give it more credibility...You ever read that short story about the guy who finds himself out in the world without his pants (though the author never uses the word)...and ends up making news as a naked theif? It was part of an Australian lit course I took...
I keep telling him. Get out and find a few mates I say. Go down the pub sink a few longnecks. But of course he can't because he's given his strides away. Strewth!
Its hard to do an awful lot without trousers hun! No good resturants, would be labelled a wierdo!! Alcohol is the solution though but it sure helps!! haah! xD
Well Brucieboy here has certainly got an peculiar way with the sheilas. He'd be better off to get himself a few mates and sink a few longnecks.
So why are we talking about underwear? Well if you look at Brucie's vid you'll see he's lost his strides! He's just wearing a pair of grundies on the bottom end. Now I reckon that's why he's throwing the stressie. Some bastard (excuse me) has taken his strides. No wonder we're getting an earbashing!
You're a little behind in the debate here mate but I'll fill you in with the story.
Brucie boy here has given his strides away to the Church Jumbie. That's why he sat here in his grundies. I'm sure he's got more strides but he's narked about it all and wants to show it. In fact he's quite the little show pony wouldn't you say?
Pastrami is a salted, smoked corned beef, crusted with herbs and spices, usually made into sandwiches. But puh-leeeze, can we keep the discussion limited to underpants? You don't want to get tossed out on your little Catholic rear for spamming, do you? Now I admitted to my preference for all-cotton underwear. Please answer the question: what fabric do you like your undies to be? Or are you avoiding my question, because once again, like a typical Catholic, you have no good answer? Hhhmm?
wat ar jewish dellies? are they lik big werms i can fish for secks fish with, lik skuter? i alwass pak samwiches wen i go fisihng, but i dunno pastwami! is it to verry verry spisy? i am alwas carful with spisy fud, cause it duz burn my mouf bad, and that maks me turible sad. deeeeewd!
Careful, enhances, my good fellow. I myself enjoy pastrami sandwiches, but never with ketchup. My word, what are people thinking? But I say stick to conversations about scooter-pie's underwear for now, lest he accuse us of spamming. He seems to enjoy discussing underwear, gays, and ethnic Catholic girls. BTW, are you familiar with scooter-pies? Never want to see one myself again, ever. Scooter's underwear choice for the video was interesting. I prefer all cotton undies. How about you?
I would love a nice pastrami sandwhich on rye with mustard. There are some people who actually like pastrami on white bread with ketchup. Which do you prefer? there are many fine Jewish Dellies in New York.
skutre, deeeewd! where can i go fishin for secks? i can only ketch liddul fish now with my werms!! do you use yur liddul werm wen you fish 4 secks? wat kind of fish is secks? maybe i wil lik secks, i dunno
skutre, deeeeewd! i reely luv yur underpants but they ar not nise and white lik mine!!! you must change and wassh them evry day tel your mom too use lots of sope and bleech on them to mak them nise lik mine ar nise i am verry gay and hapy most daze only wen i hav a badd cold and lots of boogers in my noz im not hapy and gay then verry sad frum all the boogers but im gud today deeeeeewd!
Although, to be fair in the words of Bill Maher, "It's getting hard to tell the Catholic priests from the Protestant ministers" (*cough* Ted Haggard *cough*)
skuter, deeeeewd! where ar yur pants? why ar you only waring underpants? are yur underpants kleen? if they ar not, you willl get the chare all stinky!!! then the athests who sitt on th chare aftur you will get stinky hineys to is yur hiney stinky sumtimes to? my hiney iss stinky wen i forget to wip myself after i mak poo poo then i have to get kleen underpants do yu forget to wip sumtimes to? rember too alwayss wip gud and wash yur hands gud to!! deeeewd!!
You seem awfully bitter and obsessed with the Eurcharist and the Holy Catholic Church in general...are you a former Priest that just could not handle the vocation? If not...why don't you use some of your rather psychotic energy to dig a ditch or a latrine...marry your aptitude to your vocation...just a suggestion of course.
wow--that sounds really interesting... I'll tell you what, I was really admiring this man's underpants (although I feel silly talking about a grown man's underwear). but if you lived with 3 female roommates as long as I did--you'd understand!
Straight up! I've got a mate - he's called Mike from Tazzy. He uses old underpants on the truck when he has to change the oil. Trouble is - stupid baastard then puts 'em back on! Strewth!
deeeewd! everybuddy athist says deeeeewd! but you shud alwayss keep yur undrpants nise and kleen, not with oil on them frum yur motersikel that will bee verry verrry baaad for yur hiney!!! sattin cant kleen hiss hiney to gud becaws of his long strinky nales one time he tryed to wip and he scrached hiss hinney turrible bad and it hurt him for daze!!! so now i help him wip butt its no fare becaws he duzzent help me with nothing deeewd!
Yes, we always spelled it "petri" in the lab. We always used coverglasses too. Our professors always freaked out when we omitted the coverglass, and we'd contaminate our lenses. I hated biology lab. All of those nasty bacteria! Kind of reminds me of these videos!
haha soon your short little life will be over, how old are you 52? you got maybe 30 years or so left . youve lived now more years then you have left probably. So soon you will answer for these things . you see you dont really know if there's a God, there's no evidence there isnt. So go ahead keep putting your faith in aliens and space crystals as the creators of this universe or whatever but in the end you will only have regret .
Not only were those real hosts, but after they were consecrated, we put them in pitre dishes and cultivated them, but none of them yielded an actual Jesus.
We got, a few Unicorns, a Thor, who was totally pissed, and some manical jew bent on destroying all Palestinians.
Non believers - Likely, you love your family and do whatever you can to support them and help them to be safe, healthy and happy. Many of you give to charities because you truly want to help others.
Today the Catholic Church and also Protestant Churches donate billions of dollars and time to help people in need.
Don't spend your time and talent insulting people that come to so many others aid in times of need.
No good comes from this video. Only anger. Go and help someone.
Just think: only 50 years ago and this man, who appears to have the intellect of a venus flytrap, would have been wearing a sheet and a pointy white hat.
OK, so my post was perhaps a bit harsh compared to what I usually write, so let me rephrase it then: While I respect your right to have beliefs, whatever they may be, I feel no compulsion to respect the beliefs themselves. Because they are, to everyone else (who do not subscribe to your particular religion), kind of crazy.
well...they ARE crackers. Whether they are more than that, may be an issue. Why don't you bring one of those crackers after it's blessed, to some science lab and have it analyzed. Maybe you'll find a tiny slice of Jesus in it ;)
This video has NOTHING to do with Catholic beliefs.
Its purely about a man choosing to act like a JACKASS by attempting to offend the belief of others.
It's as if someone making a video of Wild Bill Donohue being physically abused to a bloody pulp & joking about how we should respect ALL people and stop knocking the hell out of Wild Bill because many people "believe" or have a "personal opinion" that this guy should be respected because of who he is thought to be to others,(human).
Then we'd all laugh as we see his splattered body on a table and say, "The things some people believe about how we should treat Wild Bill Donohue!" & argue, Hes only an old lady look-a-like anyways. Why respect the belief of some people that this guy should be treated with dignity?"
If this video is not banned by you tube tomorrow, he will unleash a fury of pedophile buttfucking priests as the world has never seen.
13 year old boys will bleed from their assholes, Jesus will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches, and the Virgin Mary will squirt venom from her tits, and I will be defeated and scorned , kneecapped and thrown into a lake of frozen hell, with no ice skates.
The bible is hate speech on so many levels. If this Thunderbolt is going to attack youtube's sponsors then we should seriously find some others to replace them.. Supply and demand of Kensian economics. Laissez faire baby! So long as youtube gets paid, youtube wont care! And we get to do what we want! We need to call in Marlyn Mansion!
A suppository Eucharist vid. Now THAT would be in violation! America is still queezy about nudity, unless you're in the process of hacking someone to pieces. But we can still graphically describe it for you verbally untill the stars burn out.
This comment is starting to look like spam I see it on so many different vids. You're absolutely right that we don't respect your beliefs. And no matter how many times you ask, the answer will be NO. A "Zealot" would still be within his 1st amendment rights to tell you to take your Eucharist and implant it into your rectum.
I can click the reply button next to your name on these vids forever and ever..What do you mean.."stop replying to my comments, or else"" Were you threatening me? Is that what that was?
How could Jesus's blood be wine if he weren't drunk all of the time anyway? LOL youtube is the Jerry Springer show of the internet and there's nothing you can do about it. GOD IS DEAD. AND NO ONE CARES. AND IF THERE IS A HELL. I'LL SEE YOU THERE!
Hey, I read the terms of use and it protects the creators of the videos uploaded and gives youtube certain rights to use uploaded material in advertisements. It removes videos if uploaded material is obviously already copywrighted. AND it protects youtube from being sued by any party(ies) due to disagreements between individual users or disagreement with youtubes TOS. If laws r broken, you cant sue youtube. You didnt even read the TOS, it just repeats that you cant sue youtube!
Did I say you had to respect my beliefs? No, I allowed you to challenge and question them. There is a huge difference between respecting a belief, and respecting a person. If I believe in UFO's, would you respect that? If I believe animals have rights and shouldn't be eaten, would you stop doing that? I'm not saying these methods are polite or respectful, they're harsh and in your face. And they challenge your beliefs, so defend them. Tell me WHY they shouldn't do it.
Instead of preaching to the deaf, perhaps you could get up off of your giant, gelatinas behind and go do some of God's work, like caring for orphans or, the sick and the poor? You're only interested in self justification!
Doing God's work? That sound rather lazy of him, certainly for someone being all-powerful? Always wondered why he needed those angels anyway. Oh, and my God told me I had to troll YouTube. I had a very personal experience and interpretated the Holy YouTube Guidelines
I laugh at hate speech! Go ahead and put an image of Darwin in a blender...and drink it and poop it out, who cares? legs on a fish? what? The bible's a waste of paper! poor trees... I think it was a lot more symbolicly appropriate when bibles were made out of parchment (sheep skin) dont you? lamb of God?
Then go chop them off. And be prepared to defend yourself on why you did it. Defiling books is never a civilized act, although I remember some books (even Harry Potter) getting quit some religious attention. But if you, say, rip certain pages from a book, be prepared to defend yourself. Attacking the image of a person can be seen as an active threat against him or her. Make clear your attacking their beliefs and be prepared to defend yourself. I think you get the point.
Rusty0Trombone Jesus is a big guy; He is all powerful, He is love, He is hope, He is joy. He's everything. As for me taking this too seriously, this is Jesus's body which he gave to us through his death on the cross for our sins. As for a sense of humor, I do have one sir. Im praying that you find Jesus. God Bless
catholicsoldier234 3 weeks ago
Dear Mr. Heuwwe,
You probably have loved ones (I hope) that care for you and love you no matter what. How would you like it if I came and hurt them psyically, mentally etc? Because this is pretty much what you are doing to me: because Jesus is my father and I love Him and you are hurting him. And by the way, I understand you might have some problems with Catholics or religion in general. If you have any questions I'll be more then happy answer them. God Bless.
catholicsoldier234 4 weeks ago
@catholicsoldier234 jesus is a big boy, this shit isnt gonna make him cry. however he might cry if he found out how serious you take this shit "soldier", get a fuckin sense of humor.
Rusty0Trombone 4 weeks ago
Bad taste? Yes.
Eternal consequences? Maybe, without a personal change.
But right now? More juvenile than anything.
SteeleBeam 4 months ago
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JezusSlave 5 months ago
YOU WILL PAY HIGH PRICE FOR OFFENDING GOD SOON!!!
JezusSlave 7 months ago
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@JezusSlave: "YOU WILL PAY HIGH PRICE FOR OFFENDING GOD SOON!!!"
How high a price, and will God take a third-party out-of-state check?
mikefromwa 6 months ago
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God is offended by receiving Him on "dirty" hands(ONLY priest can touch Him) in the Holy Eucharist!
Only accepted by Heaven form of receiving living Heart of Jesus Christ in the Eucharist of the Catholic Church is into our mouth and on our both knees!
God bless you and be brave
JezusSlave 11 months ago
you say bad words! you need to learn the real english language!
henrikhankhagnell 1 year ago
Lol. That was pretty funny. American Cat Lick League
Mattm1986 1 year ago
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Ob 1:7 All the men of thy confederacy have brought thee [even] to the border: the men that were at peace with thee have deceived thee, [and] prevailed against thee; thy bread have laid a wound under thee: [there is] none understanding in him.
AV 1C 11:26 For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come.
TheIAMINU 1 year ago
I don't get why so many god damn Christians flock to videos that they know will piss them off just so they can bitch about their imaginary friend's reincarnation into a motherfucking cracker.... -.-
AntiEtc 1 year ago
XDDD
AntiEtc 1 year ago
Well, that was a waste of time.
Nilguiri 2 years ago
This guy better hope the catholics aren't right... cause if they are, he is definitely headed for an eternity in the flames the minute he takes his last breath on this earth.
FiberMania 2 years ago
Catholicism is the most hipocritic kind of Christianism. It rule in my country(Poland) and whole world hate us for that.
rbk17 2 years ago
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Shit you think the world hates you for that, try being an American, lol. Too many people give us a bad name. But were not all uneducated, ignorant, bigoted, lard asses.
Mattm1986 1 year ago
"blog-knows-where" =D
love the video :-)
rock on
SketchyBack 2 years ago
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free as a bird
kpetals 2 years ago
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yer gonna be so sorry at the end of your life when you see truth for what it is,,may the good Lord have mercy on yer soul and may you want it ,free will allows you to have a choice,,God is the source of all life,alpha and omega,He will respect your choice if you want to be cut off from that source ,which is eternal seperation to life itself,,good luck , by de way ya aint as cool as ya think , yer just a pawn in a Holy war for souls,,
kpetals 2 years ago
Brainwashed much?
c0unterph0bia 2 years ago
Read what you wrote and imagine it coming from the mouth of an eight year old. Now do you hear how juvenile that sounds?
Oh, and if you are 8, which is a possibility, imagine it coming from a 3 year old.
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Oh, like calling yourself "The Cat Lick League" is really sophisticated, grown-up humor. You guys are just being dicks; your conviction that you're right doesn't make you any less of a dick.
palaeologos 2 years ago
...and your being a humorless prig who can't laugh at himself doesn't make you any less of a dick, either.
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
I will gladly accept lectures from you about my humorlessness when I see evidence that you're able to laugh at yourself. So far (here and elsewhere) all your yuks are at someone else's expense.
palaeologos 2 years ago
I laugh at myself all the time...you're just not around.
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
@ChuckyJesus666 lmao!!!
elratch 2 years ago
lol.....It's still a cracker. Don't me an athiest though. I'm Christian. And I just bought a bunch of these for like $9. They're good.
Spoothead12 2 years ago
Jesus is yummy in my tummy.
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
It's been a week skutre....
no word from your gm?
I guess you didn't bother to tell him huh.
Well, someone should.
Yes, I think I'll drop him a line, see what he thinks about one of his "peace-promoters" making fun of other's beliefs
ByTheirFruits 2 years ago
BWahahaha, are you kidding, if you think I am obnoxious on YouTube, I am far more merciless on stoopid reiligitards, and goofy superstitions on the radio.
This youTube video is ultra-mild.
Google 'the Inner Side' have a listen, also I have a great photo of Zombie Jesus on the web page, you'll love it, and by all means, give the GM a call, he's used to screaming fuctards whining about the audacity of free speech, it's Pacifica Radio.
The vid has been up a year, you're no vanguard, lightfoot.
skutre 2 years ago
Hey Fruit,
when you google The Inner Side, don't forget to check out the PZ Meyers interview on the first day of the CrackerGate scandal. Scroll down to program 187, it has the modest subtitle 'Catholic Terrorists in America'.
Ya gotta check out the radio show if you really want to gorge your ravenous persecution complex.
Christians just have it so hard in America, especially the white ones,. I don't know how you manage to bear that cross.
It's a terrible thing.
skutre 2 years ago
"he's used to screaming ...."
You thought I was screaming?
really??
This is what you gathered from my comments? That I was screaming? You have an interesting comprehension of the word
I made the comments I made because I actually read Pacifica's "mission statement" and I believed, for some strange reason, that they actually meant what they said in it, that their mission is to to promote peace & understanding
I'm sorry
I didn't know, until you just told me, that they are liars
ByTheirFruits 2 years ago
You make a decent point, however, the hear all voices, promote peaceful discourse between adversarial positions through on air debate ended in the McCarthy era.
Basically the only media outlet that would allow opposition to McCarthyism to air was Pacifica, so it became the only game in town.
After some nasty internal battles, the foundation morphed into a voice of the voiceless, activist outlet, firmly in place by '59.
skutre 2 years ago
By the Vietnam era, it became a leftist institution, since the anti-war sentiments from that era, were coming from the left.
Pretty much remains that way.
However, the institution was never friendly with religion, all the founders were atheist, Alan Watts' prolific programs were highly critical of Abrahamic traditions, and promoted Zen, which is a Godless spirituality.
skutre 2 years ago
Stations leaned toward Black Panthers (atheist) over SCLC,(xian), or NOI (Muslim) during the civl rights era.
The Mission Statement remains the same as an homage to the founder, not a roadmap, so.
It's a lie.
But if you've got a war, we'll oppose it. And as long as I do satire, and Catholics have a Pope that goes to Africa and says condoms INCREASE AIDS, and a buffoon like Donahue doing his professional victim routine on FOX, you're hypocrisy rich and comedy gold.
skutre 2 years ago
yoou arre a verrry crosss olld man
but you havve a nicce window
sniffbutt01 2 years ago
this is not funny at all. you should be ashamed of yourself.
210klewis38 2 years ago
lol, great vid!
IKnowThings 2 years ago
We used to wrap the Body of Our Lord in latex condoms, fashioning them into crosses. The Abbot would ask us why. We replied:
"For the prevention of diocese only."
WetlandsRemediation 3 years ago
Comrade,
Try Sacco's Church Supply in downtown Houston. They come replete with both small and large host, Italian holy cards ranging from the gilt-edged elaborate to the backroom bizarre, and more paraphernalia than you can shake a monstrance at. All at reasonable prices.
If you should need someone to bless the Eucharist, we offer our services freely- although a jug of sherry would be much appreciated.
Fra Cowpox
WetlandsRemediation 3 years ago
Idunno what's going on, but this was a funny video.
evolsteveve 3 years ago
From KPFT's website: "All of the news, informative shows and mix of music you won't find anywhere else are all aimed at one goal-to help people like you and me understand the world around us, and through that understanding and respect, cause an outbreak of peace."
Respect and understanding for peace
HAH!
That's a laugh in light of this video by one of their own!
ByTheirFruits 3 years ago 2
Bill Donahue is a right wing freak, he thrives on hate, spews bile against Muslims, non-believers, jews and pretty much anything that is non-catholic.
If you do not understand that Bill Donahue's Catholic league is not a hate group, then you don't perceive that an asshole that denigrates EVERYBODY that does not agree with his screwball superstition is the devil, then you just plain and simple don't get it.
Donahue's Catholic league is crybaby bedwetting bunch of whining pussies, for profit
skutre 3 years ago
Your remarks on this video, tho may be intending to mock Donohue and the Catholic league, is actually feeding the anger and hatred towards Catholics in general, which goes against KPFT's mission statement.
ByTheirFruits 3 years ago 2
Donahue cannot be heard on the air at KPFT, therefore he isn't a representative of their mission statement, as you are.
I noticed you didn't answe my question, but rather marked it as spam.
What does KPFT think of your video which spews bigotry and hatred towards a specific religious group?
I really would like to know.
Maybe you can get your GM to comment here for us, and tell us what he thinks of your video
ByTheirFruits 3 years ago 2
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skutre preaches Intolerance and Prejudice 101 to his congregration
KPFT eh? Isn't that supposedly "Radio for Peace"?
What do they think of you holding classes on hatred and bigotry, skutre?
ByTheirFruits 3 years ago
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ByTheirFruits 3 years ago
skrutre, that was really horrible. Are you religious? If you are, I'll be surprised. Only priests are supposed to touch the host, and cracking and breaking the host would be like cracking and breaking our lord.
MADvsArt 3 years ago
you IDIOT!!!! anyone can see those are store bought crackers, what is wrong with you?
Bill Donahue would sell your ass to twisted hooker satanic succubi for ten bucks and change, and then charge your mother for the excorcism
skutre 3 years ago
ROLFLMAO!! 10/10* Great vid!!!
ssjraditz23 3 years ago
What is your freaking problem??? This is a horrible movie. It's not very nice to Our Lord and I'm Sure he won't be going to Heaven for THAT video.
MADvsArt 3 years ago
I t was fuuny, thats my problem. If this offends you SOOOO much, then why WATCH IT in the first place?
ssjraditz23 3 years ago
I WATCHED it because How I'm I supposed to know what the video is about? I clicked on it to watch it. But it offended God in many ways.
MADvsArt 3 years ago
wow.
My 13 year old shows more maturity and respect then this.
SaltedPuppies 3 years ago 2
My two year old niece does!!
AuntyEm14 3 years ago 2
G'day mate!
Brucie boy here has a real attitude probbie I would say. I still think it comes down to someone stealing his strides. He should get out more, find a few mates and crack a couple of longnecks. Strewth!
dinkum03 3 years ago 2
I guess maybe that there would be the problem. Here in the U.S. you need to be wearing pants to go into a public place.
hmm, possibly that is why someone stole his pants to begin with. His community would prefer him not to be on their sidewalks and public buildings.
SaltedPuppies 3 years ago
Amen
bniko0 3 years ago
skutre,
Terrible movie. It's extremely childish. May God have mercy on you and you can be sure you will be in my prayers.
afrench89 3 years ago 2
I felt my skin burning, and my hooves shriveling so I figured somebody must have been preying for me.
skutre 3 years ago
your a very sick person. Maybe you should find other hobbies than hateful bashing of other people. That's why your so angry and immature. That's also why your so lonely, unhappy and shallow.
k3304 3 years ago
You would know wouldn't you? LOL!
ssjraditz23 3 years ago
you sound like a juvenile schoolchild. Grow up, please, for your own sake ! That's why you can't get a date.
k3304 3 years ago
A date????
I've had more pussy than should be allowed and am happily married with two great kids, who almost barf with laughter when their screwhead texas teachers try to teach them about the the awesome faggot jesus and his his fisherman homos.
Ain't nothin more gay than christians , and we mean that in a loving way.
cocksucker
skutre 3 years ago
we hav a pusssy and his namme is twinkle he iss not marrried beccause he iss jusst a pussy but theer iss a lddy catt whho hass kitttens
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afrench89 3 years ago
pathetic, ur a complete and total idiot
lutonnationalist 3 years ago 2
I made a video wherein I blow dried my tongue and then ate a cracker; does that count?
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
Nah! Doesn't count mate.
Brucieboy here will tell ya. It only counts if you take your strides off!
dinkum03 3 years ago
lol, I suppose that would give it more credibility...You ever read that short story about the guy who finds himself out in the world without his pants (though the author never uses the word)...and ends up making news as a naked theif? It was part of an Australian lit course I took...
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
You are such a saddo!!
Kittymills18 3 years ago
What is a Saddo?
I'm missing something, and the whole Saddo, thing will pass me by, and I'll be left with no Saddo, and my life will be empty, and then
...I'll find jesus
skutre 3 years ago
Haha! No. Its an extremely sad person who obviously has no life. Like you basically since you make these ridiculous videos!!
Kittymills18 3 years ago
G'day sweetheart
I keep telling him. Get out and find a few mates I say. Go down the pub sink a few longnecks. But of course he can't because he's given his strides away. Strewth!
dinkum03 3 years ago 2
Its hard to do an awful lot without trousers hun! No good resturants, would be labelled a wierdo!! Alcohol is the solution though but it sure helps!! haah! xD
Kittymills18 3 years ago
Woops is not the solution!! Typos....!! Gotta luv em!
Kittymills18 3 years ago
LOL, catlick.
gneisenau321 3 years ago
Pastrami, salty, the beef the Catholics gurls crave.
Sloppy seconds.
skutre 3 years ago
Pervy!! Obsession with Catholic girls....hmmm!! Hates our religion but well how wierd!!! Why are we discussing underwear anyway??!!
AuntyEm14 3 years ago
How do Sweetheart!
Well Brucieboy here has certainly got an peculiar way with the sheilas. He'd be better off to get himself a few mates and sink a few longnecks.
So why are we talking about underwear? Well if you look at Brucie's vid you'll see he's lost his strides! He's just wearing a pair of grundies on the bottom end. Now I reckon that's why he's throwing the stressie. Some bastard (excuse me) has taken his strides. No wonder we're getting an earbashing!
dinkum03 3 years ago
Yes Auntie...why are you ?
roverthedog01 3 years ago
G'day Dingomate!
You're a little behind in the debate here mate but I'll fill you in with the story.
Brucie boy here has given his strides away to the Church Jumbie. That's why he sat here in his grundies. I'm sure he's got more strides but he's narked about it all and wants to show it. In fact he's quite the little show pony wouldn't you say?
dinkum03 3 years ago
Pastrami is a salted, smoked corned beef, crusted with herbs and spices, usually made into sandwiches. But puh-leeeze, can we keep the discussion limited to underpants? You don't want to get tossed out on your little Catholic rear for spamming, do you? Now I admitted to my preference for all-cotton underwear. Please answer the question: what fabric do you like your undies to be? Or are you avoiding my question, because once again, like a typical Catholic, you have no good answer? Hhhmm?
Telmanyi 3 years ago
I think this video answers the question
watch?v=3jPLGgaHMwo
manniemain 3 years ago
G'day manniemain. How's it going cobber?
I liked the vid link. Yeah this old guy's definately captain underpants. General Gruns we would say in Oz!
What's he on about now? Sloppy seconds? He's lost me mate! I think his mind's taking a walk in the outback!
dinkum03 3 years ago
G'day Brucie Boy. Time to spill it I think.
Why the bad stressy mate? Did you sell your strides to the church's jumble sale and wish you hadn't?
If they looked like the rest of your clobber I'm surprised the jumbie would look at them.
dinkum03 3 years ago
wat ar jewish dellies? are they lik big werms i can fish for secks fish with, lik skuter? i alwass pak samwiches wen i go fisihng, but i dunno pastwami! is it to verry verry spisy? i am alwas carful with spisy fud, cause it duz burn my mouf bad, and that maks me turible sad. deeeeewd!
tinyatheyist 3 years ago
Careful, enhances, my good fellow. I myself enjoy pastrami sandwiches, but never with ketchup. My word, what are people thinking? But I say stick to conversations about scooter-pie's underwear for now, lest he accuse us of spamming. He seems to enjoy discussing underwear, gays, and ethnic Catholic girls. BTW, are you familiar with scooter-pies? Never want to see one myself again, ever. Scooter's underwear choice for the video was interesting. I prefer all cotton undies. How about you?
Telmanyi 3 years ago
I would love a nice pastrami sandwhich on rye with mustard. There are some people who actually like pastrami on white bread with ketchup. Which do you prefer? there are many fine Jewish Dellies in New York.
enhances222 3 years ago
What exactly is Pastrami. We don't have it in Britain (I think)
manniemain 3 years ago
skutre, deeeewd! where can i go fishin for secks? i can only ketch liddul fish now with my werms!! do you use yur liddul werm wen you fish 4 secks? wat kind of fish is secks? maybe i wil lik secks, i dunno
tinyatheyist 3 years ago 2
skutre, deeeeewd! i reely luv yur underpants but they ar not nise and white lik mine!!! you must change and wassh them evry day tel your mom too use lots of sope and bleech on them to mak them nise lik mine ar nise i am verry gay and hapy most daze only wen i hav a badd cold and lots of boogers in my noz im not hapy and gay then verry sad frum all the boogers but im gud today deeeeeewd!
tinyatheyist 3 years ago
Strewth!
A talking backside with teeth!
You've got your gruns on the wrong end mate!
dinkum03 3 years ago
Lot's of comments on my underwear.
This is not surprising since the Catholic Church is as Gay as a tree full of Parrots.
Which, BTW, makes it a lot easier to score with the eye-talians and the eye-rish gurls since those Catholic Boys really STICK TOGETHER.
Best ethnic fishing grounds for secks is Catholic strongholds, where the men are men, and the women are lonely.
Praise Jebuz
Amen
skutre 3 years ago
Pig!
SaxophoneMan26 3 years ago 2
I think you'll find heterosexuality is doing pretty well in Catholic circles - hence the large families.
manniemain 3 years ago 2
Although, to be fair in the words of Bill Maher, "It's getting hard to tell the Catholic priests from the Protestant ministers" (*cough* Ted Haggard *cough*)
hasanx3 2 years ago
skuter, deeeeewd! where ar yur pants? why ar you only waring underpants? are yur underpants kleen? if they ar not, you willl get the chare all stinky!!! then the athests who sitt on th chare aftur you will get stinky hineys to is yur hiney stinky sumtimes to? my hiney iss stinky wen i forget to wip myself after i mak poo poo then i have to get kleen underpants do yu forget to wip sumtimes to? rember too alwayss wip gud and wash yur hands gud to!! deeeewd!!
tinyatheyist 3 years ago
You seem awfully bitter and obsessed with the Eurcharist and the Holy Catholic Church in general...are you a former Priest that just could not handle the vocation? If not...why don't you use some of your rather psychotic energy to dig a ditch or a latrine...marry your aptitude to your vocation...just a suggestion of course.
BigDink57 3 years ago 2
wow--that sounds really interesting... I'll tell you what, I was really admiring this man's underpants (although I feel silly talking about a grown man's underwear). but if you lived with 3 female roommates as long as I did--you'd understand!
RoseLovesMyles 3 years ago
Which man's underpants? Do you mean that scruffy old guy on the video?
(the grumpy one)
manniemain 3 years ago
Straight up! I've got a mate - he's called Mike from Tazzy. He uses old underpants on the truck when he has to change the oil. Trouble is - stupid baastard then puts 'em back on! Strewth!
Oil all over his strides!
dinkum03 3 years ago
deeeewd! everybuddy athist says deeeeewd! but you shud alwayss keep yur undrpants nise and kleen, not with oil on them frum yur motersikel that will bee verry verrry baaad for yur hiney!!! sattin cant kleen hiss hiney to gud becaws of his long strinky nales one time he tryed to wip and he scrached hiss hinney turrible bad and it hurt him for daze!!! so now i help him wip butt its no fare becaws he duzzent help me with nothing deeewd!
tinyatheyist 3 years ago
Yes, we always spelled it "petri" in the lab. We always used coverglasses too. Our professors always freaked out when we omitted the coverglass, and we'd contaminate our lenses. I hated biology lab. All of those nasty bacteria! Kind of reminds me of these videos!
Telmanyi 3 years ago 2
In St. Olaf, we spell that petri dish. Is it the same where you are from?
RoseLovesMyles 3 years ago
Were those real hosts he was using?
TeslasRadio 3 years ago
haha soon your short little life will be over, how old are you 52? you got maybe 30 years or so left . youve lived now more years then you have left probably. So soon you will answer for these things . you see you dont really know if there's a God, there's no evidence there isnt. So go ahead keep putting your faith in aliens and space crystals as the creators of this universe or whatever but in the end you will only have regret .
DangeloM27 3 years ago 2
Not only were those real hosts, but after they were consecrated, we put them in pitre dishes and cultivated them, but none of them yielded an actual Jesus.
We got, a few Unicorns, a Thor, who was totally pissed, and some manical jew bent on destroying all Palestinians.
skutre 3 years ago
DAMN. and angry Scandinavian and an even angrier Jew. My sympathies...
hasanx3 2 years ago
Non believers - Likely, you love your family and do whatever you can to support them and help them to be safe, healthy and happy. Many of you give to charities because you truly want to help others.
Today the Catholic Church and also Protestant Churches donate billions of dollars and time to help people in need.
Don't spend your time and talent insulting people that come to so many others aid in times of need.
No good comes from this video. Only anger. Go and help someone.
Peace
heygravy 3 years ago 3
Notice the language & tone of many who claim to be godless. Full of piss and vinegar-anger and malice toward others.
They were created in Gods image of Love yet, they choose instead to be children of darkness.
They grimace at anything that shows respect, caring, compassion and love for others. Wisdom can only come from God's Holy Spirit/Love.
Little to no good can come from this drag queen look alike until he returns to God who created him in His own image/Love.
Gotta love him.
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leegwalker 3 years ago
No respect or tolerance. You sir are a bigot.
rumpranger75 3 years ago
Just think: only 50 years ago and this man, who appears to have the intellect of a venus flytrap, would have been wearing a sheet and a pointy white hat.
Audinos 3 years ago 2
WINWINWINWINWIN!
You sir are the WINRAR!
MagellansUnderwear 3 years ago
The WINRAR?
You sure he isn't the 7-Zip!?
COMALiteJ 3 years ago
how can an infinite rality be grasp by a finite mind like we mortals?
karma exists, why not miracles?
desecrations persists and so everything that we think "destructive" to others; and one good example is exactly what you are doing.
we demand respect and liberty, why bother religion if you demand fairness on your part? what if i "desecrate" your daughter, hmmm sounds yummy haha
so stop that stupid preaching, you're just making me feel insane.
by the way, i'm a skeptic hahaha
buttercup9156 3 years ago
0:47 "Jesus fucking Christ! This is the flesh of our lord. What the FUCK is wrong with these people!?" ha ha ha CLASSIC!
"Don't fuck with the host" ha ha ha!
GuerrillaAtheism 3 years ago
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leegwalker 3 years ago
We respect your RIGHT to believe whatever the hell you want. We are under no obligation to respect your batshit crazy fairy tales.
forger42 3 years ago
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leegwalker 3 years ago
OK, so my post was perhaps a bit harsh compared to what I usually write, so let me rephrase it then: While I respect your right to have beliefs, whatever they may be, I feel no compulsion to respect the beliefs themselves. Because they are, to everyone else (who do not subscribe to your particular religion), kind of crazy.
The point is: They're FUCKING crackers!
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leegwalker 3 years ago
well...they ARE crackers. Whether they are more than that, may be an issue. Why don't you bring one of those crackers after it's blessed, to some science lab and have it analyzed. Maybe you'll find a tiny slice of Jesus in it ;)
forger42 3 years ago
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leegwalker 3 years ago
No, they are crazy,,,,the fact that you cannot see that is precisely why you people are so unintelligent.
kegs666 3 years ago
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leegwalker 3 years ago
Glad we agree on something then...Cya.
kegs666 3 years ago
(sarcasm)
leegwalker 3 years ago
Yeah me too =).
kegs666 3 years ago
okay, I was waiting for his head to explode.... weirdo.
bcuzikan 3 years ago
Part I
This video has NOTHING to do with Catholic beliefs.
Its purely about a man choosing to act like a JACKASS by attempting to offend the belief of others.
It's as if someone making a video of Wild Bill Donohue being physically abused to a bloody pulp & joking about how we should respect ALL people and stop knocking the hell out of Wild Bill because many people "believe" or have a "personal opinion" that this guy should be respected because of who he is thought to be to others,(human).
starcarrillo 3 years ago
Part II
Then we'd all laugh as we see his splattered body on a table and say, "The things some people believe about how we should treat Wild Bill Donohue!" & argue, Hes only an old lady look-a-like anyways. Why respect the belief of some people that this guy should be treated with dignity?"
A true idiot even to an atheist like me.
starcarrillo 3 years ago
Thunderpunk is flexing his homoerotic muscles.
If this video is not banned by you tube tomorrow, he will unleash a fury of pedophile buttfucking priests as the world has never seen.
13 year old boys will bleed from their assholes, Jesus will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches, and the Virgin Mary will squirt venom from her tits, and I will be defeated and scorned , kneecapped and thrown into a lake of frozen hell, with no ice skates.
skutre 3 years ago
Eucharist Descration music videos!! All genres!! Death Metal, Rock, Easy Listening, Country, Rap... EVERYTHING!!!
swordofisis 3 years ago
The bible is hate speech on so many levels. If this Thunderbolt is going to attack youtube's sponsors then we should seriously find some others to replace them.. Supply and demand of Kensian economics. Laissez faire baby! So long as youtube gets paid, youtube wont care! And we get to do what we want! We need to call in Marlyn Mansion!
swordofisis 3 years ago
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!
swordofisis 3 years ago
A suppository Eucharist vid. Now THAT would be in violation! America is still queezy about nudity, unless you're in the process of hacking someone to pieces. But we can still graphically describe it for you verbally untill the stars burn out.
swordofisis 3 years ago
This comment is starting to look like spam I see it on so many different vids. You're absolutely right that we don't respect your beliefs. And no matter how many times you ask, the answer will be NO. A "Zealot" would still be within his 1st amendment rights to tell you to take your Eucharist and implant it into your rectum.
swordofisis 3 years ago
I can click the reply button next to your name on these vids forever and ever..What do you mean.."stop replying to my comments, or else"" Were you threatening me? Is that what that was?
swordofisis 3 years ago
How could Jesus's blood be wine if he weren't drunk all of the time anyway? LOL youtube is the Jerry Springer show of the internet and there's nothing you can do about it. GOD IS DEAD. AND NO ONE CARES. AND IF THERE IS A HELL. I'LL SEE YOU THERE!
swordofisis 3 years ago
Are you still talking about that evolve-fish nonsense?
swordofisis 3 years ago
1) I believe that my body, blood, and peace of mind are more important to myself than Jesus's.
2)You're a liar!
swordofisis 3 years ago
Where did you find hate speech in the youtube terms of use agreement? Seriously.
swordofisis 3 years ago
Hey, I read the terms of use and it protects the creators of the videos uploaded and gives youtube certain rights to use uploaded material in advertisements. It removes videos if uploaded material is obviously already copywrighted. AND it protects youtube from being sued by any party(ies) due to disagreements between individual users or disagreement with youtubes TOS. If laws r broken, you cant sue youtube. You didnt even read the TOS, it just repeats that you cant sue youtube!
swordofisis 3 years ago
Did I say you had to respect my beliefs? No, I allowed you to challenge and question them. There is a huge difference between respecting a belief, and respecting a person. If I believe in UFO's, would you respect that? If I believe animals have rights and shouldn't be eaten, would you stop doing that? I'm not saying these methods are polite or respectful, they're harsh and in your face. And they challenge your beliefs, so defend them. Tell me WHY they shouldn't do it.
wimscheers 3 years ago
no fucking way
skutre 3 years ago
you are sick... that's all... i just feel sorry for you
blady12 3 years ago
I've been worried that my immune system has been compromised since the last Catholic Priest ass-fucked me
skutre 3 years ago
Instead of preaching to the deaf, perhaps you could get up off of your giant, gelatinas behind and go do some of God's work, like caring for orphans or, the sick and the poor? You're only interested in self justification!
swordofisis 3 years ago
Doing God's work? That sound rather lazy of him, certainly for someone being all-powerful? Always wondered why he needed those angels anyway. Oh, and my God told me I had to troll YouTube. I had a very personal experience and interpretated the Holy YouTube Guidelines
wimscheers 3 years ago
Darwins books are alot more expensive than lighter fluid, but hey, freedom's great!
swordofisis 3 years ago
I laugh at hate speech! Go ahead and put an image of Darwin in a blender...and drink it and poop it out, who cares? legs on a fish? what? The bible's a waste of paper! poor trees... I think it was a lot more symbolicly appropriate when bibles were made out of parchment (sheep skin) dont you? lamb of God?
swordofisis 3 years ago
Then go chop them off. And be prepared to defend yourself on why you did it. Defiling books is never a civilized act, although I remember some books (even Harry Potter) getting quit some religious attention. But if you, say, rip certain pages from a book, be prepared to defend yourself. Attacking the image of a person can be seen as an active threat against him or her. Make clear your attacking their beliefs and be prepared to defend yourself. I think you get the point.
wimscheers 3 years ago
No.
wimscheers 3 years ago
Genias, this is good 10/10!
rbk17 3 years ago
you fucking idiot
TaekwondohChick 3 years ago
Loser
JamesCMyers 3 years ago
Right, he won't be. Because there's no hell to go to.
foulplay2 3 years ago
This is hilarious!!
BenAliGtor 3 years ago
Benaligtor, will you find yourself laughing in hell? I don't think so.
TheRealityOfHell 3 years ago