Internet Porn and Masturbation - Episode 13
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  • You are good man!!!! XD

    vichobreakthewall 2 years ago

  • i miss your videos, make some more. PLEASE!!! =P

    slowline 3 years ago

  • Shriveled... Hmm, porn and shriveled plus whacking not adding up, oh the shriveled just want to, they watch, wait, I think I'll watch your educational video again.

    tclaybourne1 3 years ago

  • thik koiso bal kela moi everyday bf sai hath maru be bal kela maksudai

    carljn1991 3 years ago

  • MA FATTI UNA CAMOMILLA AMICO.

    IlyanDj 4 years ago

  • Wow. Im uhm... getting rid of my porn site. o.o

    jessicici 4 years ago

  • The internet IS for porn

    guitarguy24 4 years ago

  • Nick?

    jessicici 4 years ago

  • fuckin jokes

    nico418010 4 years ago

  • hi edward norton.

    mylittlenoori 4 years ago

  • Exactly what I thought! Awesome.

    rajastylez 3 years ago

  • :( it didn't work for me I just got called sick :(

    Lmao

    tomEwylde 4 years ago

  • OMFG. i pissed myself. hes talking bout himself.."old middle-aged men" wacking off to pics of 'u'. hes a fucking paedophile. boooo sucker and screw u. * oooohhh im cumming* omf i just cummed in my pants. u suck.

    youaredeadsuckadaryl 4 years ago

  • booooo for the haters. It is funny.

    rollinmg 4 years ago

  • haha

    gayboys0013 4 years ago

  • Lmao...

    darkboarder77 4 years ago

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

    elmyolen 4 years ago

  • own experience?

    KuboBubo 4 years ago

  • wtf... he ugly as heck!! *nervous* '=S

    barnibou21 4 years ago

  • Is this supposed to be funny or is he talking from experience.

    bluebateman 4 years ago

  • omg thats so fucking hilarous!!! lol stalkers not the good kind of stalkers the bad kind thats ones that wnan come to your house a kill you rofl!!

    nighthawkm1992 4 years ago

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! dude, i love you..."shriveled penises!!!"

    mle182 4 years ago

  • Ah, hilarious and true

    joshuas3521 4 years ago

  • funny

    mrdumdum27 4 years ago

  • Not for children, but "clean" on a different lrevel... I like sexual comedy much better than cussing comedy.

    Good job!

    whistlinphil 4 years ago

  • FYI, it's spelled "Whacker" and "Whack off" OTW, funny, and pretty well done. I like the old B/W TV look. What was your video editor?

    slrman 4 years ago

  • what the fuck was that but if you put porn on nobody would look at it you fucking moron get a life fuck you

    vinish07 4 years ago

  • Porn is free? Sonofabitch!

    Twicebakedtaters 4 years ago

  • funny, but u got too much time on ur hands

    kraigiuz 4 years ago

  • You are a very naughty man. Also, highly recommendable.

    AndyLuke 4 years ago

  • hahaha ... that was hysterical!!!! hahaha....

    krauszclaudia 4 years ago

  • hahaha ... that was hysterical!!!

    krauszclaudia 4 years ago

  • Your not funny

    matthaus06 4 years ago

  • this is so great i love it

    emielhunter 4 years ago

  • Hilarious!!! Brilliant!!! Fabulous!!!

    mindya12 4 years ago

  • He looks so serious LoL

    Pjoltus 4 years ago

  • LMAO haha loved it u were so serios XD

    HiddenBlossum 4 years ago

  • lame

    dlchambers 4 years ago

  • I use it!

    And i put some up on the net xD

    EkstreM12345 4 years ago

  • Interesting vid on a salacious topic, but it won't get you off.

    azmattachine 5 years ago

  • It's there....use it!!!!

    XD thats funny

    ictinus101 5 years ago

  • eww

    PamStrrr 5 years ago

  • Well scripted.... interesting premise.... I laughed a little....

    tommyab 5 years ago

  • good but truebif dont think so your in denial hahaha

    Marty718 5 years ago

  • Is this really inappriate? i dont think so.. and i think feeding ppl to babies is a great idea!

    CrazyCamo 5 years ago

  • OMFG that was freakin hillarious! Hahahaha!

    tmkl76 5 years ago

  • picking up chicks on myspace and pedophiles.

    YOU BETCHA.

    a shriveled penis and hairy ass. Just what i wanted.

    MadnessNeverDies 5 years ago

  • looks like ed norton's little brother

    quizzy99 5 years ago

  • Man, this guy is twitchy.  Is he whacking off as he speaks?

    Jaq82 5 years ago

  • hmmm... greasy wackers you say... I'll give it a try!

    kenshinoro 5 years ago

  • i think u forgot to mention age requirement... now to see if you had to apologize again rofl my waffle ;d

    minivuvu 5 years ago

  • rofl! rofl! rofl!

    Xsniper90X 5 years ago

  • A recent survey revealed only 2% of the internet is porn.

    darknessavenges 5 years ago

  • "It's there! Use it!"

    badkarma86 5 years ago

  • OMFG . haha this is hella funny ... but i think that guy is gay ... from the way he talks!!

    glilplaya 5 years ago

  • Lol, loved it.

    atzeulsen 5 years ago

  • BRILLIANT

    mike123451905445 5 years ago

  • Why does "Youtube" make every idiot think they can have a tv show???

    cutiemishshusband 5 years ago

  • ... No porn? Where are the other episodes? xP

    ffalc 5 years ago

  • AAAAAAAAHAHAH LMFAO. LOL :D i like i like.

    thomas2417 5 years ago

  • I can't believe there are so many amazingly stupid people out there that they didn't get how clever this vid really is.

    humyngal 5 years ago

  • haha great jokes

    untyboy 5 years ago

  • fuck you homo

    69blackpower69 5 years ago

  • this guys a loser, he sounds like a gay prick and this did not once make me laugh. =/

    mephrun 5 years ago

  • oh, funny AND open-minded. nice.

    rickgrayson 5 years ago

  • What's up with your shiny face? It's no surprise anyone as ugly as you needs to resort to spanking it to porn, as you could never get a real woman. I feel sorry for you, you ugly bastard.

    EDAWGG23 5 years ago

  • I must go support "One of the world's largest industrys!"

    KIDDING!

    davespy81 5 years ago

  • well done

    eriqkk 5 years ago

  • this is another dumb video not very humourous

    Neo575 5 years ago

  • OMGOSH ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS! YOU ROCK! woohoo:D

    moomadness 5 years ago

  • wat happened to the narator guy

    Hunterkiller04 5 years ago

  • ewesome xD ROFLMAO

    mikl22 5 years ago

  • bullshit

    augustochamo 5 years ago

  • dude u effing rok :D <3

    bracketkid 5 years ago

  • Here's a topic You Tube account hacking.

    satinpetal 5 years ago

  • lol

    JaymezF 5 years ago

  • tone of voice

    patricktimony 5 years ago

  • Eating children is a sequel to Soylent Green

    jefboyardee 5 years ago

  • I <3 your sarcasim, it makes me orgasim

    Buttens 5 years ago

  • wipe your ass with the back of your shirt

    cytcwrweiru 5 years ago

  • LOL yea i might actraully look at that web too

    xpaulmanx 5 years ago

  • brb im gunna go beat it.

    derekICSL 5 years ago

  • that guy looks like fred durst without a cap.

    kootkoo 5 years ago

  • he reminds me of Edward Norton

    hwalken 5 years ago

  • It stops at 1:32...?

    Americanized2 5 years ago

  • Funny . Had a friend telling me he never watched porn on the internet.So i went to his house and got porn pop up .Moral of the story , every man with a dick once downloaded , watched , browsed a porn site

    Fishu35 5 years ago

  • You fuckin suck man. seriously... your not like the others... ur face isnt funny, and your voice is annoying. STOP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING. Ugly ass fuckin dude.

    vi3tboy333 5 years ago

  • great content. good transitions. that was freaking awesome and entertaing. Keep it up no pun intended

    mp3sohungry 5 years ago

  • lol 5 stars y was it flaged?

    matticus12345 5 years ago

  • love it

    wollmann1 5 years ago

  • hahah good one

    kehartmann 5 years ago

  • So true

    LeviathanRX 5 years ago

  • that's hilarious

    caloycuevas 5 years ago

  • jajajaja, i like your train of thought

    gallofabregat 5 years ago

  • Wackers...

    XD

    Mopnkeyoffury 5 years ago

  • that was really cool n' fun

    thecrackmaster 5 years ago

  • this bastard is right... lol

    sk90x5 5 years ago

  • how many times do you recommend me to wack off , ( a day )

    Thesp88 5 years ago

  • wot a ass face apple neck retard

    joubella 5 years ago

  • so funny, keep makin these hilarious video dude! lol

    retro96 5 years ago

  • Coooool!!! I'm going to start today!

    miketkong 5 years ago

  • acts and sounds like edward norton

    mrm4xim4m 5 years ago

  • No.  Not in the slightest bit funny. Maybe quite annoying actualy.

    I'd say it was less funny than this joke:

    knock! knock! Whos there?

    No one...

    chinkypoo 5 years ago

  • hahah love it

    Destero977 5 years ago

  • boring...makes a point, but not very interesting

    craziemuzicianz 5 years ago

  • Good idea. But tighten up the writing and pace it a little slower so what your saying has time to make its point.

    xxxrayman 5 years ago

  • this man is damn right ill' give it a try xD

    snak5 5 years ago

  • in germany we say FETT for it ;)

    FETTes Video

    M4o 5 years ago

  • fkn funnnnny shit

    HellenicWarrior 5 years ago

  • may your enemies be diagnosed with cancer of the puppy, you are a legend :D

    kalamaloo 5 years ago

  • This video has just truly inspired me!

    Unfazed27 5 years ago

  • haha, another reason why i'd rather watch peoples vidoes than tv, very funny/sarcastic

    Rockstarsean 5 years ago

  • lol, sarcasm possibly at its finest, or just a dumass

    th3soulreaper 5 years ago

  • you are trully an inspiration..lol

    dav3yr 5 years ago

  • You are awesome! thanks for the info! might give it a try :P LoL

    lizzie1467 5 years ago

  • you ever hear that song "the internet is for porn?" its an amazing song.... hahahahahahhaa

    XxXnikkihikkiXxX 5 years ago

  • Senor Heaking Network, while I'm sure we all appreciate this wonderful video, it almost seems to be a moot point. Every male on the planet with access to the internet most likely looks at internet porn. There are probably some very prudish, backwards folks (mostly old women) who still have not commited to supporting the industry, but they are slowly driving themselves into extinction throught their boring, non-sexual lifestyles. So the porn biz is safe.

    onceyougoatee 5 years ago

  • Ok...mentionning watching movies on some sites which is part of everything used by the internet is not the only stuffs we could view."Watching" is not only for movies,Mister Professor.It's also for many other things you could all mention,allright.

    missiondoe 5 years ago

  • I hope to get pictures of hairy asses

    fornello123 5 years ago

  • "rack" ? "healing" ?? You look sTrEsSeD ouT, SaD & lonely, but don'T worry, I neither have a "rack" noR a "one inch penis". Hope you find what you're looking for. And Remember..After 30, your life will RRRUSH BY and you'll BE one of those 'oLd' timers' yourself.

    JBME 5 years ago

  • You know I've had nude photos online.. and I don't have any stalkers.. do I?

    ReverendTerry 5 years ago

  • Soilent GREEN is made of PEOPLE!!!

    ReverendTerry 5 years ago

  • Ha ha ha, this is so good. True. I like the faces you make, great job. Oh and on the video I gave you, feel free to just ignore it, it is nowhere as good as yours.

    cgtlv 5 years ago

  • Love it. But not as much as I love your beard.

    xx

    helenthehobo 5 years ago

  • That was great <.< wow! lol

    Nurgleprobe 5 years ago

  • great stuff.

    frozenpixels 5 years ago

  • haha.

    Cuteyoshigirl 5 years ago

  • you always post an episode and then apoligize in the following episode....

    NolaSP 5 years ago

  • i have never seen so much truth in so short video...

    zonalcarlo 5 years ago

  • Very funny, loconut! Keep it up! And, you should hear the song The Internet from Avenue Q! "The Internet is for porn..." It's funny. Hee hee...

    emilyklavun 5 years ago

  • emilyklavun: yeah, someone else mentioned that and I was actually thinking of putting it on but couldn't figure a way that makes sense. But I still want to see Avenue Q! when I have a little spare cash.... hee hee...

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • HAHAHA...This is like NOTTODO NETWORK

    Maxell303 5 years ago

  • this guys is fuckin' funny.

    jawdust 5 years ago

  • hahaha really funny

    urspecial 5 years ago

  • shriveled penises...hahaha

    chicelias 5 years ago

  • LMAO "Greasy Wackers" thats the best way to describe those greasy perverts. Once again, funny funny stuff!!! I love your work. :)

    ceropegiawoodii 5 years ago

  • haha this was a good subject so funny and right on!

    candydee 5 years ago

  • bust a tear LMAO everytime I watch this! :p

    meowed 5 years ago

  • ... You should of had that song "The internet is for porn" playing in the background, that would complete the entire video. Even without it, that is some great work.

    NetplayerD 5 years ago

  • NetplayerD: that's so funny, I even thought of that!

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • XD LOVE it!

    Whitelinefever 5 years ago

  • Lmao

    "All you need is a camera. . .

    and lack of clothings."

    xD

    funny. .

    qcme 5 years ago

  • Omg who flagged this!!!! HEYYY guess what its your #2 FAN!!!! YAY!!

    blindmancansee 5 years ago

  • blindmancansee: Oh, sweet! You put this in your profile! Your rock! Wait, who are you? And why number two?

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Awesome!

    jaminnh 5 years ago

  • For the first time in my life a think I'm speechless so I will do the only thing I can and that is check out some of my favorite bookmarks. ;) See you later.

    jakken001 5 years ago

  • jakken001: haha. yes, that's always the best thing to do when confused.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • I cannot grade this one highly enough, it almost left me speechless.... not that I'd ever look at porn but does anyone know the address of the free sites? Purely for scientific curiousity, fair dinkum!

    Gigolo8 5 years ago

  • Gigolo8: er *cough cough* I wouldn't know these addresses.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • LMMFAO!!!!

    juggernotbich 5 years ago

  • yay I always celebrate Porn Week!

    fatpekingduck 5 years ago

  • this is perhaps the funniest thing ive ever seen

    uptheirons14 5 years ago

  • brilliant as always. i fail to see why this has been flagged though. seems crazy to me considering some of the things i have seen unflagged.

    cheeryvibez 5 years ago

  • cheeryvibez: this one was flagged too? oh well. Is that a bad thing? It's all crazy.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • well said man

    DarthPimpsta 5 years ago

  • Omfg this is so funny man lol the thing is its so true lol you rock!

    blindmancansee 5 years ago

  • blindmancansee: haha. thanks. maybe you'd like my other stuff too. It's the same type of humor.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • ROFL!!!

    PubbleDuck 5 years ago

  • PubbleDuck: sweet! oh, I mean. pornography is a serious issue, not to be laughed at... er...

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • lmao

    nuff said

    Hallman 5 years ago

  • Hallman: thanks for your continuing support! You rock!

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Best one yet.

    TotalOmeganess 5 years ago

  • TotalOmeganess: Thanks so much. Wow, you even favorited it. Cool!

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Speaking of stalkers, hi I'm a 82 yr old man with a "shriveled" 1 in. penise.

    LMFAO! Anywayz great vid... very funny! Keep up the good work.

    DramaQwinLaLa 5 years ago

  • DramaQwinLaLa: yay! may favorite kind of stalker... not.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • hmmmm... i thought it was here for young, beautiful russian women to scam old fat american men out of their money.

    cabel000 5 years ago

  • cabel000: It has many purposes, yes... :)

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Acutally, the porn industry has make every medium successful. When they banned the 33mm, porn videos made the VCR viable. Porn insured the sucess of Pay-per-view. Now every major hotel chain carries porn and it's distributed by mainstream businesses. DVDs? Ditto. movie downloads, cell phones, etc.

    getatmedude 5 years ago

  • getatmedude: true. It's all true. Even back to the very first photography and motion pictures.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Yes. When it first was released, Muybridge's "The Human Figure in Motion", famous for its photo sequences of zaftig nude women having pillow fights with eachï»