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  • God Bless America 2 : Fox News..

  • Oh my gosh fox... You are so fuckin annoying....

  • Does she still think Africa is a country??this 6ytch is the reason I fuccin hate repu6lican 6ullshyt nonsense fucc u fox news I wish u were a real fox so I could 6eat u to death glens fggit Mormon head n then piss all over oreillys poll num6ers!!!

  • @6lue757 Why do you replace your "b"s with sixes?

  • Palin can never win any war of words. She's a dumb lowlife piece of woman.

  • fox news sounds "fucked up" have a super blessed day yall

  • FUCK PALIN

  • Fox news is full of fallacy - O'Reily thinks that 50% of americans are right wing... no... maybe 50% of congress is right wing.... maybe 50% of the voters have recently voted right wing.... but this doesn't mean that 50% of the people are right winged.... I seriously can't understand as to what most right winged people think... and more than 50% of the people I know are left winged....

    Secondly... The lady at 10:07 says that no one thought Conan was funny? What? RAITING DON'T EQUATE FUNNINESS!

  • 10:03 Awkwardly loud responce....

  • why did he even apologize ??? nothing happneed

  • hahahahahhahhahaha AWESOME!

  • people are so fucking hypnotized! the laughing on the show is not the people in the audience it is a fucking laugh track and they make you think its the people in the audience! america is fucking hypnotized!

  • @spicecrop not that it really matters, but almost all of the late night shows (letterman, leno, conan, etc) are filmed in studio with a live audience. there is no laugh track, although i fail to see why that has anything to do with this video...

  • @spicecrop You are not very intelligent are you? I saw Letterman live. I was in the audience so it puzzles me when you say he doesn't have a real audience, perhaps you're the one who's hypnotized.

  • Why get mad? It's late night talk shows, of course they have off color jokes. Duhh. No need to get pissed. lol. And... Conservatives: being conservative with our money, so everyone else can support the country. >.<

  • ....conservatives are gonna get us all killed..

  • I like the call to get David Letterman fired lol!! Does Fox News understand that Letterman was on late night before they were a even a cable network. If I was Letterman I would have continued the jokes for a month just to make their heads explode!! LOL

  • OMG Laura Ries....what a shocker.

  • 7:59 goddamnit stop, you make my brain hurt! D:<

  • dude, he's david letterman, he doesn't give even half a cat shit what they think :P

  • LOL at fox news "we should get a body language expert" it doesn't need an "expert" to figure out the whole futility of everything

  • Why exactly is a national news organization putting so much time and effort in defending an ex vice presidential candidate?

  • Did Fox News die?

  • Did he die?

  • sorry to say this but SOME americans are stupid. fox news not american, australian and own in part by the prince of saudi arabia. you know we need to wake up and realize that the world hates us for the things he have done and please FOX news is our worst enemy . all FOX news is doing is dividing us so somebody can come and conquer us. please if you care about our beautiful country lets work toguether. i was born in cuernavaca but became a men in the US. I will die for the united states

  • O'Reilly "..I'm wrong about this stuff all the time." Hahahaha xD

    he admitted it himself!

  • When the Muslims got upset about South Park insulting their holy prophet Fox News bash the Muslims and call them terrorist. But, when Letterman makes a joke about Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter, they bitch about him and want him lose his job which is telling jokes!

  • What the fuck was with that annoying bitch Laura something or other screaming with her annoying ass screechy voice?

  • And may the fake otrage machine begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • who gives a FUCK its a FUCKING JOKE spell it J O K E FUCK palin she is the reason mcain didn't win because she is fucken retarded bitch and if people get butt hurt because of a FUCKING joke they need a camp to live in to where no one can see and hear them bitch like palin. to palin form the bottom of my heart FUCk YOU

  • Fox news is proof there is no christian god, just a god head that has one hell of a sense of humor.

  • HOLY FUCKING HELL MY EARS... Who the fuck is that Laura Ries bitch at the end? That cunt's voice made my ears bleed!

  • @C0ct0pusPrime none that I'm aware, but I don't watch game shows

  • are there any good talk show hosts that aren't left wing?

  • @EnergizerBunny804 No because the left wing talk show hosts use their brains.

  • @EnergizerBunny804 No, but I think you nixed yourself when you put on the qualifier "good"

  • i wouldn't apologize lol

  • No-one got Letterman's "left or right" joke.

  • it took palin 6 years to get a degree in communications from a sub par university...

  • Palin is a clueless cunt

  • IT WAS A JOKE!

  • She should have prayed fort her daughter to not get pregnant

    oh wait she did, hahahaha look how good it works. 

  • a joke...a fucking joke

  • You know I'm still laughing... hahaha bwa hahaha

  • Fox News makes me want to move to a different country

  • $50 million says Fixed News wouldn't bitch about this is this were a liberal Letterman was talking about.

    Hey, Rupert Murdoch, you owe me $50 million.

  • ah fox news bashing...guys the bush administration is finished, have u not noticed msnbc is the new fox news???

  • Fuck Cons! They`re the shame of this world!

  • "Huge protests, people calling for Letterman to be fired" Dam, and they said Muslims and Christians were different 0.o The only difference is the call for his death, yet I am sure a few are speaking about it ;)

  • Rofl! These fucking repubs need to pull the sticks out of their asses and live a little. At least let MYself and Letterman live if you can't! Holy fuck! Rofl... Palin was just butthurt... Turns out the jokes hurt more than the stick.

  • it's a fucking joke!!! fucking red necks...

  • Who is that woman at the end? What an annoying voice!

  • I know, it's like nails on a chalkboard with a dose of obnoxious.

  • you cant fuck with letterman! lol fuck sarah palin, stupid ass cunt.

  • Letterman is right. That fuckin Palin girl got knocked up at 17 years old. Enough Said.

    Also Laura Ries. Shut the fuck up with your squak box voice

  • Shut the fuck up Sarah. Now go make me a sandwich. Bitch.

  • Stolen but still a good line.

  • BARRACK HUSSIEN OBAMA'S mother got pregnant with that yellow spray fart when she wa "16 years old"....his mother was such a slut that they dug her up and busted her knee caps, by the way ODUMBO is not half black he is half puerto rican ......so palins daughter waited until she was 17 to get pregnant by someone of her own race, and Hussiens slut mom had just turned 16 when Hussien was born...lol

    enough said.....right.....you retarded jerk off...lmfao

  • I found a pussy! A border-line retarded.pussy! Typing SO much stupid crap.

  • @newyorkeastside The hell does that have to do with Fox complaining about what someone said on their own show? What does that have to do with anything, actually? What your mother does has nothing to do with you. This is about a JOKE about Sarah Palin that the idiots running Fox think is breaking news. Since when has it been illegal to speak your mind?

  • God some people need to be able to take a joke

  • I loath fox news and that complete moron palin.

  • MUST YOU YELL!! HEY, MY EARS HURT!!!

  • That ... thing ... speaking at the end has the most obnoxious voice I have ever heard.

  • Belial,

    For a little girl you really are full of bile, I guess your parents have taught you to hate like that as you are obviously way too retarded to think of it yourself.

  • Fired for making people laugh. What a great country we live in. fucking palins sluts...

  • One in which you don't make jokes about young girls getting impregnated by a professional baseball player while having public sex at Yankee Stadium.  Being a liberal I doubt you're smart enough to get that.

  • How do you know I'm a liberal? Maybe I just like comedy.

  • isn't Belial the name of that little monster in the basket that dude carries around? Basket Case. tasteless but fun, classic 80s flick. oh yeah, your comment is good satire, i've stolen it and made thousands of money off robotic republicans. thanks!

  • You gotta love the perfectly timed applause when he said they were just jokes.

  • yeah. have you ever noticed that some times people don't laugh at a joke until they're told it was one? i've always thought that was odd but funny in itself.

  • 10:14

    Now that is grating

  • crass, i know, but a lot of these Republican women on these shows are fucking HOT!

  • definitely true... they're ridiculously hot. i'm sure a good number of them suck their way to the top. dang i love sluts. (not being sarcastic, either)

  • fuck palin, and all her offspring right in the fucking ASS!

  • please Fox new wouldn't tell the damn truth to save themeselves. They are run by a bunch of cirucs freaks.

  • Ha really the day Fox tells the "truth" will be the day I go bald.

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  • Funny thing is, in 10 years no one will remember that dumb bitch, but everyone will remember Letterman

  • AARRRGHHH kill it killit killllll stop this laura ries creature before it destroys my inner ears!

  • Wait, palin accepts, but Fox asks its viewers "is that enough"?

    Erm... Isn't the whole point of an apology between the person apologizing, and who they're apologizing to? Is it anyone else's business?

  • Sarah Palin will have dinner with someone for $25,000

    She could make that in an hour in a MOTEL 6

    Bababoooooey

  • I keep wondering how people like Palin and Bush can acheive high political positions. What does it take? Wits? It seems to always turn out to be money and the right contacts. Sad

  • i love letterman but was a bit dissapointed that he actually spent time to apologize. he had nothing apologize for. it was just a joke for crying out loud.

    hell, i remember him poking fun at chelsea clinton back in the mid 90's. i don't recall the clintons ever throwing a fit.

    letterman is a comedian. he tells jokes. sheesh!

  • 07:40 ... WAIT... did she just say "till we stop the Miss USA organization"??? How ODD - since Palin is the supposed "beauty queen".. Personally I see only ugly shining through.

    And 10:11 - shhhhkkkkrrreeeeeeee the universal right wing VOICE - I think they took the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mothers from Dune literally. Hmmm .. really scary parallel there.

  • C0ct0pusPrime: You do a FANTASTIC job putting these together. Your efforts make VERY PLAIN the relentlessness and constantcy of propaganda that Faux News puts out.

    Your work is IMPORTANT!!!!

  • NOTHING is out of bounds when it comes to jokes or stand-up NOTHING.....

    If it upsets you change the channel!

    When you start censoring people it a VERY slippery slope & is not a route you want to take!

    btw Fox "news" LMFAO what a joke they are!

    God B. Less!

  • Letterman is a has been. And, like most of you posting here, he is ignorant and bitter. So keep on huffing paint spray and enjoy is show...........I will be watching Glenn Beck!

  • oh. my. god.

    fox news hires a bunch if ass wipes

  • I love how these people champion what is american and what isn't and then say that people should be censored.

  • I love Letterman.

  • Palin hunts wolves...she kills animals for no particular reason. Fuck Palin.

  • and she's 'Pro-Life' lolololololo

  • @zeratul1987 quit being a hippie pussy.

  • @zeratul1987

    Do you kill flies, spiders, mosquitos? Yeah thought so, hypocrite retard.

  • @ounouu no i dont swat flies, spiders and in my climate we dont get mosquitos. Don't answer your own questions makes you look like a simpleton.

  • Coctus ...you killling the retard here LMAO

  • i love how people fall for flame bait like this.

    go letterman!

  • fuck that bitch on oreilly had an annoying voice

  • sexism had nothing to do with it...palin was wayyy overboard..

  • haha palin made sure she researched his age....ha

  • I think it is absolutely stunning that a joke wud get americas attention and not the holes that riddles the 911 commision report . America has become the apitome of a dumb down nation and a herd disillusioned sheep. That my dear I think is the real joke . Now tell me what u guys think again?

  • hahah crazy conspiracy theorist...haha

  • FOX NEWS - FAIR AND BALANCED

    "That 'but' negates the whole apology."

  • He definitely crossed a line, and then attempts to obfuscate it. The baseball game joke was worded poorly at best, because she went to the game with WILLOW, her 14 year old daughter.

    He could be ignorant of who went to the ballgame, but they should have checked it out before they made the joke, or after he was called out on it. And C0, it seems like you're saying, "Hey look at these crazy FN people!" when they're somewhat justified. They went too far, but the behavior was pretty objectionable.

  • its a joke, plain and simple...anyone that makes this much of a fuss (he wants to rape a 14 year old!) is retarded. period.

  • Read Salon's article about the incident, and it appears that Dave thought that only Sarah was present at the ballgame, in which case I retract my comments about Dave's joke, since it makes much more sense that he was referring to the older daughter in this instance.

    I also concur that Fox's attitude towards the whole escapade was absurd, using one bad joke to try and spin this so that it fits their "Liberal Media" nonsense.

    In conclusion mea culpa, and Fox News sucks.

  • right on :)

    cheers

  • Jesus Christ Laura... STFU!

  • LOL @ Palin "convenient excuse!"

    Anyone else remember her convenient excuse for why "I can see Russia from my house," was a legitimate position in her mind?

  • at least letterman is sticking to his guns on this one and not being all "oh im sorry it was a joke!"

    they dont really get that the jokes are offensive on purpose do they?

  • LEGENDARY TROLL

  • Lol, Letterman wins the universe.

  • david letterman is totally awesome

  • Whats with this weird obsession with Fox News that you have? I'm starting to thing you actually love Fox News.

  • it's a hobby...sort of...

  • Good question, maybe next you can go ask why somebody who builds computers is so obsessed with computers.

  • OMFG 10:20 that stupid girl is fuking loud. How was the joke about bristol when she 18 not 14....

  • Is this really the most important thing people think they need to get involved in? WFT about N. Korea or pretty much anything else? Is a joke in bad taste really worth this much attention?

  • 14 underage???

    She's legal in Lithuania.

  • Palin justs wants her fucking face back in the news. She brought Obama up like this is all his fault along with Dave.

  • HAHAHAHA FUCKING FOX NEWS!!!

  • You're an idiot.

    There, no cussing.

  • You're an unintelligent prejudiced retard and I watch Fox when I'm bored but most of the time I watch it I think about shooting myself. And I know my father as do my Palin hater friends she's an idiot open your eyes listen to her speak, she's dumb.

  • fox is so pathetic. they completely miss the point that he was rubbing it in their face. Damn they're stupid! She is a public figure in the US.

  • lol hearing Bill'o talk about alienating people

    is the ultimate Irony

  • No palin, IT is funny as hell

  • when obama said family is off limits he was talking about your slut daughter you dumb bitch where do you get that he was talking about his

    FOX drains the soul right out of everything it touches these people have no integrity to speak of

  • well if it making fun of liberal media or women its totally cool iots OK lol just conservatives get protection lol, i think FOX are morons

  • Screw the wasilla whore!

  • va t'en faire foutre

  • pray4liberals...your screen name makes me facepalm.

    also, i'd rather sleep with a dirty french chick than be bent over by some old man republican politician closet homosexual :)

  • COcToMouthPrime.........You more than likely have had both.

  • actually, it's neither...i'm probably a better christian than you...and i'm not even a christian...

  • Coctopus doesn't like you, I must thumbs down you because I'm a brain washed liberal that can't wake up.

    *thumbs down*

  • Has Faux News ever heard of legitimate news? Don't think so.

  • why do dumb women guests on Fox News yell so loud that your freaking tv speakers explode?!

    honestly

  • why does that ugly loud woman start yelling to O'reilly? i'm pretty sure he's not deaf yet... just unimaginably ignorant...

  • Yeah definitely double standards when it comes to Liberal vs. Conservative women jokes. Oh wait, this coming from the same people who make jokes about a member of the military shooting Pelosi. Oh wait, what about the jokes about Clinton (during her husband's presidency, during her time as senator, during her campaign for president). Holy shit, what about the jokes about Sotomayor! Fuck Fox News, what a bunch of bullshit artists.

  • Well Bill you may have seen Letterman's ratings decline but at least he has ratings. Hey there hockey mom keep going there and lose more supporters due to you being a fuckin retard. Oh and Faux news sucks balls.

  • Go Letterman

  • Did anyone else almost throw their computer to make the sound of Laura Ries' voice stop?

  • Laura needs to go back to sucking cock under the reception desk she came from the crack whore bitch.

  • You dont want to alienate 50% of America? Doesnt faux news do that to?

  • 40 hahahaha

  • 5 star

  • I'm actually watching MORE Letterman because of this. Palin is an embarassment to women and Alaska's shame.

  • god damn its just a joke, everyone needs to just chill the fuck out. he made a joke about her 18 year old daughter that got knocked up when saturday night live made a joke about her they didnt bitch. this whole thing was just blown out of proportion.

  • Palin is a sock monkey for the Fox News... she's like a puppet with no ideas of her own. So they put her up like a prop for to her spew all her dumb shit. She needs to take care of Alaska (if she can) and stop hogging the spotlight with her rants.

  • Whats that piano music from at the start!

  • "It'd be interesting to get a body language expert"

    XD Epic.

  • Fuckin' awesome

  • sigh...what ever happened to that thing...freedom of speech i think it was called...

  • freedom of speech?

    That's a freedom you have as long as you don't speak against the conversative or against religion.

  • oh yeah. hmph... well, i think letterman's jokes were pretty damn funny. i shared a laugh.

  • hey good job and well put together c0c but woulda loved to see you bust in and tell palin when she was talking to tell her to shut the fuck up

  • David Letterman is at his funniest when he's angry. He was awesome in that clip.

  • both parties are taking this too far, its a joke, deal with it.

  • Note to Fox News: SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Oh and one more thing:

    Conan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • cant people just take a joke? (and cant fox "news" just die in a hole?)

  • O'Reilly is a fucking idiot for believing that Letterman's ratings are going down because he is a "hard left wing" guy. Is this how he explains comedians? O'Reilly is in dire need of a good sense of humor or a take a flying dildo to shove into his mouth to shut him the fuck up.

  • Just goes to show how ridiculous fox is.

    On a side note, what is the name of the song you used for your text segments Cocto?

  • The hilarious thing about this is that these were the same people trying to cover Don Imus's ass a few years ago.

  • Never thought of it like that.