Tales Of Resistance!

[MondaysHurtMe]

This video makes me smile every time.

[MaxDrotergen]

were fucking cheeseburgers man. AND WE BOW DOWN TO THE BURGER KING!

[Monolith1618]

T.J. sounds like Jim Brewer in Half Baked...

[soundslave]

I watched this entire video waiting for the point. It didn't come. wtf is this TJ?

[CCrockyourass]

@soundslave I think he's just making fun of #occupywallstreet, saying they're nothing but hippies.

[soundslave]

@CCrockyourass but that's just not true. TJ of all people must know that it is a legitimate cause.

[CCrockyourass]

@soundslave Read the tags.

[TheFilmCuts]

I saw this video wearing a tinfoil hat cause the system and the Illuminati are in our heads and shit man!

[JoeRingo118]

YEAH DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!..

if you drive to fast, the cop goes to jail.

you buy something, the vendor pays.

if you are handicaped.. you go to war!

[Bendoesmusic]

The 90s call...... they say they want the stuff back :P XD

[SuperFlameRing]

Cool story man.

[LyJah281]

You sound like MC Chris!

[juggernaut725]

yeah man

[DesecrateConformity]

RATM

[rbfett]

[Number of people that have disliked this video as of when I watched it] are [some witty comment that only I will find funny].

[coriain]

0:50 best bit LOL

[card969]

You should make more of these type of videos, this chaacter is to funny.

[Zefurion1988]

1162 people are Mail men.

[shadowmalik009]

you sound kinda like someone i know. thats the sad part, for me at least

[TreeOfLibera]

Man.

[TorryDidntDoAnything]

This made my night. I know what I'm fappin to tonight ;) Hey TJ

[Socioistic]

For some reason my hands smell like pussy... Hmm...

[Traumaqueenamy]

You sound like a cross between Hyde and the hippie from That 70s Show. LOL

[flamingacdc1]

what a funny man, man.

[TheDrMrPaul]

funniest thing ive seen in a while XP

[greendabre]

Dafuq was that!?

[MrKdhTV]

were fuckin cheseburgers mannn!!

[NUTCASE71733]

@MrKdhTV

BURGER KING IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!!!!

[Tudorel98]

Oh shit.. Come to think of it.. That building was very suspicious...

[johannaaight]

this video is really bad edited. But TJ rocks

[RunescapePro]

@johannaaight You sir, are a nigger.

[johannaaight]

@RunescapePro No I am acctually a white girl.

[TheBuckyHD]

@johannaaight im sure it was on purpose lol and tht kid tht called u a nig is a bigot

[smetal22]

I got to disagree with him, he claims god doesn't exist... but he IS god! :-P

[JackWisps]

i kept having the urge to smack you. Guess that means it was good *thumbs up*

[GashPlague]

Is this how white people rap?

[Zogarth1337]

Sounds like The Lonely Island :)

[Cortez94]

Down with the mail man man!

[kyuuby1391]

awesome. can i like twice?

[DoubleWeep]

It was painful yet enjoyable to watch.

[scotchbonnet7]

you sound like a very angry Garth at the start, I was laughing for 5 minutes straight lol. Good videos though, happy to watch more :)

[69bobbington69]

How very manly. Man.

[starwarsvideos]

Best.

Video.

Ever.

[mendik3]

i agree

[Trakh1]

hahahahah

[yankeeman234]

There should be a drinking game of this, take a drink every time TJ said "man".

[Spyrokemonaruto]

....is he high in this video. cause i think that would be going against the MAN MAN

[SortCodeify]

Hahahaha.

[Hero7641]

IT DOESNT LIKE PALY IINTO THE SYUSTEN IST SOEOWNST PALY into bversion OF EVENTS KJANN

[EikC]

@stonemetallica

Yes he is. You got it backwards.

[KofeIznasilovaniya]

So fucking true, man!

[Miaisapunk]

You sound like Heroin Bob from SLC Punk when he's telling Stevo why LSD is bad xD

[EmmetBlink]

@Miaisapunk Just what i thought myself Aha!

[Ithillwen]

Run for president please.



[givemearandomnamenow]

@Ithillwen After the banana incident, I'm afraid TJ can never be the President of the United States, the story is just too shameful. There is no way you could be President if you could find a video of yourself sticking a banana in your asshole. I haven't seen the video myself, and would never put TJ's channel name in the same line as banana on YouTube, in fear of actually seeing a minimized picture of it in the results. This is horrifically shameful and would destroy TJ's Presidential campaign.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Hoyl shit, towards the end you wer making a good parady of anarchism

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

I lol'd hard, TJ...funny shit

[bestonlineguide]

working for the man - aaaaaaah yeeeeeea

[TheNameIsLegion]

IT WAS ME! I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO POST THE THROW IT ON THE GROUND COMMENT ME!!! U ALL SUCK FOR STEALING IT D:<

[JDStephens94]

He has 420 videos

[DominatingNA]

@JDStephens94 omg you're right!

[PurpleHoneyBear]

LOL, awesome satire.

This is what Fox News thinks personifies the Occupy movement. 

[mrisenhower]

r u like, high

[EpicFailureFilms]

@mrisenhower it's a satire (though you might already know that, can't tell by your comment)

[jared201345]

If I ever write a book, I will name it "Tales of Resistance"

[tuxb0x]

I'm so glad this wasn't the first "Amazing Atheist" video I ever saw. Oh, the excellence that would have been missed...

[AllYouNeedIsNerd]

Is this speed up or this just a good impression?

[hairybalooncabbage]

i was waiting for this to get to the point..but it didn't

[Jokerprodution]

@hairybalooncabbage - Clap Clap - You didn't get the joke, that's amazing...

[clmBerserker]

pure awsomeness man

[applefritters5064]

you must make more

[GibsonYui]

Kurt cobain?

[TheBalancedAmerican]

lol...funny video. You're smart to highlight how many people are involved with revolution, but really have no idea why they are revolting. The Tea Party and OWS members are largely an expression of collective emotion, rather than reason. Few can articulate what the real problem is and how to solve it. Perhaps revolution is always based on emotion, hmmmm.

[DesecrateConformity]

It's hilarious because one of my friends goes on a rant similar to this one every other day. He's such a fatuous tool because he doesn't truly understand what anarchy really is. He won't accept self-governance because it has 'governance' in it.

[TheTalentedKid69]

666 fuck jesus

[SweetDreamLV]

I was doing like him, but then it took an arrow to my knee.

[XenovannHellwolf]

Heard his annoying voice for two seconds, skipped through the video to see if he stopped, paused, disliked, posted.

[T3hian]

@XenovannHellwolf Dude, He is not really like that he is just being sarcastic, watch some of his other videos on his channel

[flapjackattack4]

lol this is a good vid, but honestly there are a billion problems with the gov, and i'd prolly support revolution

[crud4]

So people who oppose capitalism are stupid. Thumbs down and insert random insult on the internet here_______.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@salmonmcmannis Except in this case you're ripping it off too soon, and it ends up getting infected.

Brave and stupid.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@salmonmcmannis Anarchy is for the brave and stupid.

[Brognor]

Viva la Revolucion! ... man :P

[walkingeagle069]

well.... they cant all be winners... (i'm a big fan though...seriously.......not kidding..... really, Really...big fan......)

[OsakaVibeTV]

Debeli, bezi u picku materinu.

[Ravennevermorepoe]

haha mocking is fun

[Dahajda]

Cartman?

[Unerrante84]

"Alternative like media, man" facial expression at 0:22 is absolutely priceless.

Viva la resistance!

[Gojirex]

Haha the add is Siemens.com XD

[thevillagewanker]

Anyone else think TJ sounds A LOT like Dana Carvey in this video?

[AmethystAnarchyAngel]

Wait that's my middle name f**** you! lolol!

[MuslimGoku]

not enough repeats of the word "man"

[ChrisDarling1995]

Rofl

[Kasumitan]

OMG he sounds just like my hippy friend

[SturFriedBrains]

He sounds like a hippy/ Anarchist mixed with Cartman on LSD... O.o

[carnifex714]

anarchy sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! (E)//(E)

[nobodyitellyou]

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[TrollPhilosopher]

I bet that 95% of the people watching this won't realize that this is satire.

[xianshengzhengxiong]

@TrollPhilosopher That's because he plays the part perfectly. If he did the rest of his videos like this, I wouldn't even notice. He does a good ass job, haha.

[geragna]

@TrollPhilosopher ur smart.

[erasermcfleafly]

@TrollPhilosopher i seriously doubt that >_> he literally never talks like this. why would he talk like a moron in only one of his videos?

[SicSyke619]

@TrollPhilosopher i hate to sound like a complete dumbass but what is satire

[EpicFailureFilms]

@SicSyke619 google it

[elnegroable]

@TrollPhilosopher True.

[itsnotgayina3way]

i hate it when buildings walk into me .-.

[TheForwardGaze]

You have a voice and a face for radio. Have you had any offers?

[Catmeisterofyoursoul]

I want to watch this unedited

[GodOfTheInternets]

A rebellious hipster would never say "bitch", that's sexist bro.

[gasto5]

Annoying.

[newstartforme1]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH That's how they sound like!

[FreiheitKampfer]

This is just a shitty non-lyrical version of lonely island music.

[TheMrbean76]

jedwood on PCP...lol

[AmetReloads]

who re you kidding chappy?

You cant help your self away from a big banana , and you are going to speak about resistance..

Shove that banana in your..mouth for a change.

[COGSofWARS]

@AmetReloads You fail, it's a troll video.

[Terra1311]

@AmetReloads you know if this was "hotforwords" and that banana thing happend to her instead of him would you still really be using that as an insult?

or would you be like every other guy going *drool* "i love you" if you want to insult something about him insult something relevant hes not perfect there are quite a few things.

[gameboy4456]

My father is a cheeseburger and i find this video very offensive.

[ThEoRiGiNaLkINgOfNYC]

@shawn3975

[kottonklown]

TJ, You're my fucking idol! Even you're most batshit crazy videos are still brilliantly entertaining!

[TheNerdyboywonder]

1,125 people are a part of the system...man

[RaabBlog]

you can fuck my bitch TJ!

[christianharris936]

u made my cpu stop responding.....

[crazyharry156]

Threw It On the Ground is a related video

[ChrisJahangir]

this is what he does before all his other vids to get pumped up

[ClevelandRock]

Man, we're all being brainwashed to believe there's something wrong with an atheist who shoves bananas up his ass and cries at The Muppets. We're told to think of someone like that as gay, as if being gay is a problem, man… and people eat up that bullshit like the mindless peons they are. We're all created equal, and the differences between whites and blacks, gays and straights, men and women… they're all manufactured by THE MAN, man!

This is what I actually believe. Deal with it, man.

[kottonklown]

@ClevelandRock ROCK ON!!!

[xxmcneilxx]

who is the guy he is mocking

[ZombieSteevo]

Where's my post, MAN?

[CaptSanderson]

@salmonmcmannis It was a joke . . . way to go, smart one.

[jammydoger5000]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dincepok]

weed mannn

[ArchOfficial]

Maaaannn!

[mattschol]

Did you and Cody have a falling out?

[LambdaMachinima]

I haven't laughed as much as this in a good three weeks. I <3 you TJ. x3

[PetrSilie]

this is how all my deadbeat stoner friends talk... haha

[SirToneyBagels]

this video is bananas man!

[TheNameIsLegion]

@SirToneyBagels that made me laugh good job

[kyebean]

This is vid perfectly describes why #occupy is a cluster fuck that will never accomplish anything.

[NermanQ]

I know so many douchebags like this in my town. Almost makes me sympathize with conservative viewpoints.

[rebekahxamnesia]

this is hysterical.



[ofthesic0133]

lmfaooo omg



[flippy55555]

GAVE ME THE WORST HEADACHE EVAR!!!

[VoltismProductions]

@wolffromsteam hahaha no you weren't dumbass look again

[wolffromsteam]

@VoltismProductions For fucks sake All 5 of the comments were posted at the same exact time thus me and those other 4 people are are first. Logic is bitch isnt it?

[VoltismProductions]

@wolffromsteam There can't be more than 1 person that's first. Gf YOUR LOGIC

[wolffromsteam]

@VoltismProductions Oh my fucking god. There can be if 7 people click post at the exact same time. Also i didnt know you could date logic let alone it being a gf-girl friend.

[VoltismProductions]

@wolffromsteam It is physically impossible for 7 people to click post at the EXACT SAME MOMENT IN TIME

[devildriverlambofgod]

I laughed the entire time.

[aroura75]

Rofl "Where's mah mayl, MAAN!!" hahaha!

[collegehumorrules]

That was magnificent, MAN.

[Fratley762]

what a lengthy, scathing, enthusiastic burn. impressive dedication. if it had all been one take i would probably have stood up and applauded. right here in the cafe.

[GAMEZILLA50K]

DAMN THAT DUDE WAS TALKING IN ALL CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

[megahypernova]

LMFAO!!!!

[italiancarsworck]

man!!!!

[teaukeri7]

holy shit this was almost as funny as "PWNED: Stupidest YouTuber Ever"

[Ihateamericandrivers]

*yawn* where's a sledgehammer when you need one?......

[XrandomxHellosX]

Most used words that I noticed:

* Man

* fuck

* umm

* they're

* government

* man

* like.

* yourself

* building

[Smeschies]

THEY'RE SAYIN WE'RE FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS, MAN!

[DarkVeghetta]

man.

[shawn3975]

Keep juggling clown and the fools will gather round.

[Fratley762]

@shawn3975 a less impressive burn.

[shawn3975]

@Fratley762 The truth usually is less impressive, this is why most people don't listen to it.

[Fratley762]

@shawn3975 Gotta say, I don't feel like the difference in impressiveness between your two burns is composed of truth and non-truth. I get the impression that he just tried harder :/

Granted, his burn didn't rhyme.

[Puato143]

ROFL If I laugh any harder I'm gonna cough up a rib....

Thanks Tj; this video made my day.

-x-

[MexSanukk]

Oh shit, just when I thought he was getting back on form ;^<

[BellaSwan506]

Why so low on likes? This shit is hilarious!!!

[DopeBoiSS]

I like how you stutter there 2:04

[DopeBoiSS]

Power to the rebel!

[0n1n3]

isnt he making fun of himself? lol hes standing there talking about a most people being different than this whoever he is pretending to be, and meanwhile that pretty much explains himself just about exactly. "I dont believe in anything, MAN! And I can eat food and stick bananas up my ass if I want to, MAN!" lol fuckin dork.

[Puato143]

@0n1n3 If he wants to make fun of himself, he's perfectly entitled to do so. In this videos case... he's making fun out of a different kind of person. But hey- at least when he does stick a banana up his arse he can make fun of that too.

-x-