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  • 14 people don't believe in the Big Bang!

  • BANG

  • 14 people were on the wrong end of Bang's huge nail.

  • Bang can kick Captain Falcons, Duke Nukems AND Chuck Norris's asses!

  • @Djstudiosgold But can he kick Bruce Lee's ass? I mean, he ALSO kicked Norris' ass. :D

  • @Worenx Of course.

    Because he's BANG SHISHI FUCKING GAMI.

  • FU RIN KA ZAN!

  • Holly shit it's jecht.

  • @DFLOODyeaa its like jecht auron and cloud had a kid there might even be some zidane in there.

  • 0:56

    JIN KISARAGI!

  • Bang deserves way more respect in these games, all the other characters refer to him as the comic relief, when they are clearly jealous of his giant nail

  • I love watching any video involving Bang Shishigami. His MANLINESS that fans claim he has is strong enough to warrent some very funny comments. Everyone who's played BlazBlue calls Bang Shishigami the new Chuck Norris. I do not share these opinions however so these comments are even funnier ^_^

  • I'm headbanging to this song.

    ...Maybe I should put those sunglasses on.

  • Rick Rolls are for pansys. Real men bang roll!

  • 224 people have Manly Chest hair or large Boobs

  • When i die, ill come out of nowhere as Bang XD

  • This plays in my funeral.

    I'll jump out of the coffin as Bang.

  • TAOTAOTAOTAO!!!!!!!!!! With the power of Tapioca I am Super TAO!!!!!!

  • Real men get Bang Rolled!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUU RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN KAAA ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    Swift as the wind! Bolder than the blaze! Silent as the trees!  And more magnificent than the mountains! I! AM!! BANG SHISHIGAMIIII!!!!!

  • @BlackHeart8452

    Actually, it's more like:

    Quicker than the wind and as still as a forest! Hotter than flames and more MAGNIFICENT THAN A MOUNTAIN!

  • 14 people had seizures because of this concentrated amount of man and hit the dislike button by accident.

  • ...and then suddenly, HIRONOBU KAGEYAMA!

  • BangbangbangbangbangbaKISARAGI­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • him and kenshiro and are the epitome of manliness.

  • Bang roll- new Guile's theme?

  • @yichl depends

    does it go with everything?

  • @Pokechao Anything even slightly manly.

  • What's he singing?

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  • I love being bang rolled ^^,

  • Litchi and Bang make a wonderful couple! Thumbs up if you agree!

  • This won't catch on. Which is a shame, because I'd love it if it did.

  • bang needs his own anime i swear id never stop watching it o/

  • Every time i got bang rolled my cock grown 10 mts thanks to the power of love and justice!!

  • "prove to your friends how big your genitals are by banging them"

    I just may have read that wrong though.

  • I used to drive. but now after being bangrolled i cary the CAR with my faimly in it.Thanks bang!^_^

  • The moment I got Bang Roll'd, My balls grew a cock each.

  • Ever since I got Bang rolled I no longer need Old Spice to be epic. Thanks Bang!

  • Twelve people were hunted down by ninjas and forced to listen to this song until they learned the error of their ways.

  • This needs Rick's dancing.

  • @YOSHIERIDER I actually made a version with that in it. search bang roll version 2

  • @TheDarkWall Apparently, it's not viewable in the US.

  • @YOSHIERIDER you sure, just look through my uploads its about halfway through and i just watched it

  • @TheDarkWall The version 2 won't work in the US!!!

  • A parody to kamen rider's theme ^^

  • If Bang were to pilot Lagann, the resulting Burning Tengen Toppa Dynamite Lagann would be bigger than the universe itself.

  • Bang Shishigami, the only man who has ever fought against Chuck Norris and managed to fight him to a draw.

  • @benjaythewhite Bang Shishigami, the only man who has ever fought both Kamina and Chuck Norris at the same time and brutally won.

  • @HaiyukaKisatou you fffing beat chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face

  • @Shodan117 whats more likely, those 10 have common sense, or you guys are actually insane. I think we all know the answer, get bang rolled son

  • @TheDarkWall He ain't your son, but who teh fuck cares? Bang Roll 4 evah.

  • Ever since I was bang rolled K-On! has been my favorite show.

  • BangRoll'd :D

  • Ever since i was Bang Rolled, i can throw time knives and drop steamrollers on people!

  • @MrGatsuga Wrong reference, you're looking at Hazama there. He really is based off Dio, really. I even heard that Haz goes MUDA MUDA MUDA against unlimited rachel or something.

  • There's only 2 people that can beat Chuck Norris: Bang Shishigami and Bruce Lee.

    There's only one person that can beat an army of Chuck Norrises and Bruce Lees and Gods: Bang Shishigami.

  • @ineedambalamps And There's one peson that can beat them all: Captain Falcon

  • @boy5freak If Bang and Captain Falcon would fight, it would be a tie, both are manly. But why should they fight? They should team up. No one would be able to stand the might of a Captain Falcon and Bang Shishigami duo!

  • @ineedambalamps

    Bang IS Captain Falcon! Haven't you seen Bang's Astral Heat? It's a flaming epic manly punch!

  • Chuck Norris may be God, but everyone knows it all started with a big Bang.

  • I was once a lowlife thug, then suddenly Bang appeared from nowhere, gave me a good beating, as his flames of justice burned me I suddenly understood the power of justice, I felt my justice power growing, IT WAS A MIRACLE!

    From that day on, I was known as Chuck Norris.

  • Ever since I been Bang-Roll'd my sweat started to smell like AXE bodyspray. Now I have the AXE effect everywhere I go. Thanks Bang!

  • The 10 people who missed the like button got Fu-rin-ka-zan + Astral comboed in one go.

  • Since I've been bang roll'd, I am now able to throw vending machines at the people that I hate.

    Thanks Bang!

  • Since I was bang rolled I've been able to see in the future. By punching a crack through time and space, and looking through. Thanks Bang!

  • I knew it. No wonder my father kept on saying "MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN A MOUNTAIN."

    He has been Bang Roll'd.

  • List of people more awesome than Bang:

  • Bang>God

  • Ever since I got Bang-Roll'd, I've been able to get my daily intake of Iron by EATING A WRENCH.

    Thank's, Bang. Bl

  • I was Bang Roll'd when I was 12 years old.

    I instantly became 24, and went through puberty twice.

  • I JUST DID MY FIRST BANG ROLL!!!! I'M A MAN NOW!!!

  • Ever since I've been Bang-Rolled, whenever I approach women, my children automatically plop out, chord, documents and all. Thank you Bang, you've changed my life...

  • Bang is the joke character of the game. Rachel is tougher than him.

  • @myqueensindel Abuse his Drives' invincibility, use his High-Low mix up, and Dash Cancel with his FuRinKaZan to make it impossible for your opponent to guard properly. Only then will you know of the power able to beat anything from Ice Cars to Real Soviet Damage. Bang.

  • @myqueensindel I hope this is a troll because in BBCS Rachel is bottom tier and Bang is at the top.

  • @GeseIIschaft whose talkin about tiers? Balance patches arbitrate tiers, but the story is canon. bang is a giant bag of douche, and a filler for empty space in BlazBlue memory.

  • @AChokingVictim2 Except for the fact that he ISN'T a joke character, this isn't skeet fighter 4. You could say the exact same thing about Tao, Carl, or Lambda based on your logic. In the next installment they will get something meaty as far as story goes, and Bang is one of the more powerful characters because he has yet to reveal the true power of his Nox, don't bring your personnel hate for a character into the game just because you got rolled by the manliest character there is, bang XD.

  • @AChokingVictim2 Actually Bang is the only reason to play Blazblue. The other characters with the exception of Hazama and Hokumen and mabye Litchi are really nothing to write home about...

  • @myqueensindel depends on how you look at it! I mean Rachel is only powerful in her own mind and is so full of herself she has no choice but to go down and Bang is too Manly to lose to an EMO LOSER LIKE RACHEL! That's the way I look at it!

  • @deadlysword1000 Well even if Rachel does lose a battle, she doesn't get hurt. So if she "loses" then it's probably because she got bored. Notice how in the story mode she's the ONLY character who doesn't have a "beaten" picture? Just saying.

  • @myqueensindel Actually she does have a beaten picture and it's shown quite a bit. It was only shown when you lost with her in CT. In CS It is shown quite a bit more!

  • @deadlysword1000 She does? What does it look like?

  • @myqueensindel I was talking about in story mode as when she has her back turned to the screen with her looking down and her arms folded. Usually Nago and Gii take the damage for her. It's a shame she can't fight under her own power without her servents taking the damage for her which proves she isn't as powerful as she looks...

  • @deadlysword1000 That's not Rachel being beatn that's just Rachel looking sad! Silly goose.

    And Rachel can fight if she wants to, she just chooses not to to make sure she doesn't get sweaty. Even Terumi said she's the only person who is capable of beating her =-)

  • @myqueensindel I'm a silly goose after all! She has all the power in the world and is the most powerful fighter in blazblue... yet she just doesn't have the heart of a fighter and that's where she falls short... Terumi can certainly exploit that any time he wants. If she had the heart of a fighter she could certainly kill Terumi... but because of her lack of heart Rachel will always fall short of being a character of greatness. Oh sure she's great in her own way, but not as great as others.

  • @deadlysword1000 Well the reason why she can't fight Terumi is because she is a "bystander" (kind of a waste eh?). She interfered in the time loop in CT when she activated her Take-Miza-whatever defensive weapon and she ended up getting screwed by those shadowy chair guys. Oh well... still made for a cool cut scene.

  • ever since ive been bang rolled i can go outside and dodge rain!

  • Ever since I was bang roll'd, I have been able to murder Stephenie Meyer and get away with it, wait I could do that before...

  • I used to be struck down by Ice Carz on my way to work every day. But now that I've been Bang Rolled, my heart burns with justice! Ice Carz stop in their tracks to my power! Thanks Bang!

  • In the duration of this song, Bang achieved world peace, and found the cure to all diseases. Bang rules!

  • Bang Roll + every computer in the world = World peace and Love and JUSTICE!!!:D

  • I have gone through Bang's Arcade Mode triggering Fuurinkazan in every single match. The result was that my chest hair developed biceps the size of small moons.

  • *Gets Bang Rolled.*

    Oh my god... The meaning of Life! I... I finally understand it! Everything! It's all so clear!

    Thanks Bang!

  • After getting Bang rolled, I won the game! Thanks Bang!

  • one of the 5 men in the world who can take on chuck norris

  • Testosterone level......OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • @Imananimegod WHAT!?!? NINE THOUSAND?!?!!?

  • @redwardthird THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.....Oh wait...it's Bang. I think it's right...lol.

  • Since I heard this, dividing by 0 is child's play.

  • Bang Install... It's clear to me now that we are dealing with a Guilty Gear player.

  • Bang + Red Bull = The Second Big Bang

  • This is fatal poisoning to Touhou fans.

  • My testicles just exploded with a fiery pride of Ikaruga!

  • When I first used his special and this song started playing... I had no clue what was happening. But it was AWEESOME!!

  • it's been said before.

    There are two people in the world:

    Those that have been Banged, and those that are about to be.

  • Ever since i've been Bang Rolled I've been able to BECOME THE PROTECTOR OF LOVE AND JUSTICE! AND HAVE WOMEN JUMP INTO MY MANLY CHEST!

  • He says Jin Kusaraji, because jin kill his boss and his town

  • I'm bursting with testosterone O_O

  • ever since i've been Bang rolled, i had the courage to roundhouse kick chuck norris in the face and get away with it thanks Bang!

  • /facepalm weeabos

  • Ever since I've been Bang' Rolled, I burst my T-shirt every time I'm hammering a nail.

  • would somone please explain to me this viral thing?

    also SPYCRABS FTW!

  • Only topped by VoidDragonAtma's videos. Pure epic.

  • Ever since I've been Bang Rolled, I've been able to play drums, guitar, bass, and sing at the SAME TIME! 8 armed godliness has been charged to 100%... FU RIN KA ZAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    thanks to bang for being the best ninja character any fighting game has ever created. (sorry yoshimitsu ;( )

  • Blah, someone said this was a beat unlimited ragna guide :-(

  • Back in World War 2 I lost both my legs and lower torso from stepping on a landmine. Every day since then, I have prayer for death, but have been too scared to accept the end. Now that I've been Bang rolled, I feel a manly surge of power! I am now committed to ending my life once and for all (I plan to step on another landmine). Thanks for giving me the courage to end my life Bang Shisigami!

  • @slimefetus don't you mean ROLL onto another land mine... or do you have prosthetics, cause that would be a waste ;)

  • Ever since I've been Bang Rolled, My saliva turned into wine, my piss turned into beer, and my semen turned into whiskey! Now I'm the life of the party! Thanks Bang!

  • @XIII13lak eww your gonna drink your seman,lol

  • Ever since I've been Bang-rolled, people have been spontaneously bursting into guitar solos in honor of my new found manly awesomeness, and women have currently formed a single file line to my house just to get in my bed with me! THANKS BANG!

  • ever since i got bang rolled my crotch started to shine bright with a light that hypnotises women into giving me mountain dew and sex. I call it the ho-glow! Thanks Bang!

  • I used to hate rain,cause no matter how fast i ran,i just got wet. BUT since i heard BANG INSTALL,now i can punch EVERY single raindrop in my way home and get there dry without the use of an umbrela,and i can VAPORIZE too the nearly ones that would try a sneak attak! THANKS BANG!

  • This is PURE win.... He's easily my favorite character!

  • @Rudyauto Mine Too!

  • I used to DRIVE to work, then I Bang Roll'd. Now I DASH to work at LIGHTNING SPEEDS!! And get DONE with work in .13 SECONDS!!! Bang Shishigami FTW!!!

    Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan RULES ALL!!

  • I used to be bombarded by random blizzards, and snowflakes gathering in my face prevented me from doing even the simplest of tasks. Now, thanks to Bang Shishigami, I can bravely go out into a blizzard and DODGE SNOWFLAKES! Thank you Bang.

  • Before I was bang rolle,d I couldn't run for 2 minutes, niow I run for a week at LUDICROUS SPEED! BAN SHISHIGAMI MOST MANLY BADASS AWESOME MAN IN VIDEO GAMES SUCK IT KRATOS!

  • Chuck Norris: too...MANKY!!!!!! RUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *Is vaprorized form his manly awesomeness

  • Ever since I've been Bangroll'd I could learn serious ninja skills.

  • Shishigami Ninpo Forbidden art....

    FU-RIN-KA-ZAN!!!

    *bang music starts playing*

  • The opposite of Rick'Roll'd, BANG'ROLL'D!!! Instead of degrading someone, it makes them REAL MEN!!

  • I got that achievement when you have to be Bang vs Bang and both players have to activate Fu Rin Ka Zan at the same time, it's hilarious

  • "Bangarang" right?

  • Thanks to Bang, I can now perform a wheelie on a unicycle!

  • ever since ive been bang rolled i can chew water into hydrogen and oxygen Thanks Bang!

  • hah, now thats a good one.

  • Someone should post a blog about:

    a.) What Bang Install can do for you, or

    b.) The amazing things Bang can do (like the Chuck Noris Blog)

  • My skull is ablaze from all the awesome this song brings!

  • i like that little shout at the end 'soru nii,' or whatever he says...

  • Its actually not part of the song. This is a rip of an early display of the song in which they had the game going. Its just bang going " Jin Kisaragi " since that was his opponent in the match they recorded it in.

  • @TheDarkWall

    Oh yeah you can hear 'saragi,' I still like this version better than the rest, thanks for the upload 5* and a Bang!

  • Magestic...i've been bang roll'ed with my penis 90x bigger then before, banging women has never been the same ever since, thank you Bang. 8D Captain falcon approve's this video.

  • I got this song for my ringtone (or at least the first 28 seconds to be practical).

    I should try to find the full song and demand anybody to wait the entire song before speaking to me (lest their ears be ripped by the sheer manliness of the song).

  • @Black0psPenguin

    I've had this ringtone for a long time, and it never gets old. ^_^

  • I must have this feat of manliness for MY ringtone. How did you get it?

  • I was a fat, pasty loser, until I got Bangroll'd. Now, women throw their panties at me and I can dodge individual water molecules! Thanks, Bang!

  • I just got Bang Roll'd.

    Then I got banged. BY THREE HUNDRED BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!

    Thanks, Bang! Yo da man- NO! Yo da MAN'S man!!

  • I was just an Ice car, Gigantic tager wirlding scrub...then I was bang rolled...now I have the skills of a MAN...a REAL MANS MAN!

  • I hear to Hironobu Kageyama, is he?

  • ya thats him

  • @TheDarkWall thanks =)

  • I used to be a slow, loudmouthed, passionless loser, but since I got Bang-rolled I've been faster than the winds, silent as the forest, hotter than flames and MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN A MOUNTAIN!

  • this is by far the manliest song eva, I feel more manlier than chuck norris while listening to this badass song, Bang 4 life

  • i still find it ironic (or perhaps they knew this) that the guy with the manliest theme song evers first name is Bang, that is manly in so many ways, XD and i to have been given the power to kill 2 stones with one bird ever since i have been bang roll'd

  • I FEEL SO MANLY.

  • ever since i was Bang rolled i have been able to lift a cars and i know the true meaning of life

  • @SkankinNegro Ever since you got Bang rolled, several cars fused into one "cars" just so you can lift them.

  • I got Bang Roll'd.

  • Being Bang Roll'd isn't bad! It makes all us men, real men!

  • Agreed 38952358928395%

  • i just got freaking BANGED!

  • IT'S OVER 9000!!!

  • Fun fact: This was sung by the person who did the DBZ intro's (Japanese)

  • holy shit thats why this is so awesome !

  • To rid this world of evil, i shall become.. the HAMMER.. OF JUSTICE!!!!

  • With this roll, men will finally become REAL MEN.

  • Bang's penis is compansation for the "tiny" nail he has on his back. Thats how epic he is

  • Aw hell. I just got Bang roll'd.

  • FU RIN KA ZAAAAAN!

    now...jump...into my manly chest!

  • You don't just get Bang rolled. You get BANGED.

  • Oh Bang you can roll me anytime....

  • Hironobu Kageyama best singer ever!

  • Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Bang Shishigami.