NASA's Search for Other Life! gnooze February 21, 2009

[metal220]

in the bible it tells that the world is circular , ppl thought the world to be flat. in the bible it speaks of the falling of the twin towers. in the bible it tells us what foods not to eat, ppl didnt find those foods to be poisoned until the 1700s. but there is nothing about aliens in the bible therefore there arent any. nasa is becoming a laughing stock

[tillo2008]

just an FYI - most Canadians are not cheerleaders for Obama, and are watching him closer than any other president. He's walking a very fine line right now.

[Unclecookoo]

FYI Canadians are not ONE PERSON of ONE MIND... some are, some are not, and some are to lame to give a F%&^

[metal220]

@tillo2008 obama well hes from a diffrent country , he had help with the radicals to get in politics. he might be a member of the mafia. he also might have terriost buddies everywhere. we now owe more money to china, we were already in debt with china b4. and now china owns the usa bc we owe them so mcuh money now.

[paradirob]

Suggestions: First skit seemed as though you had jumped into the display and had entered the senate chambers with towel on head and toothbrush in mouth. I liked the Obama and NASA skits better. In these you remained, as an anchor would, in the studios, facing the camera and belting out the straight news, adding parody. That is an excellent formula for future success. In the NASA skit you are acting stiff (robotic), but you look great when your image is contained. Rely on parody as what dances.

[MillionthUsername]

"I read it in utero." That's great. : )

[elynittria]

great, your so funny!

[makeupjoe1]

uh..thats my line luridstar.

MARTA...you rock!! as always

[knutervalve64]

......˙˙sƃuıןɥʇɹɐǝ noʎ ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ˙˙ ..love yer vids Marta.love gnooze

[desilinx]

I was able to read your upside down script...I must be an alien. O_o

[desilinx]

*without any trouble*...grr forgot to add that and messed up my line...drats

[lisasimpson]

Anyone with their own cookie is a superstar.

[TheReceptionist]

OK...so I had a dream about you. We were both at The Phantom of the Opera at the Pantages and I couldn't find my seat. You helped me figure out the floor plan. So yeah...it was strange.

[conspiracy777]

You should do your third V-Blog about outgrowths. I have an outgrowth that I'm going to have removed very soon. It's becoming quite hideous, however it IS a really great conversation piece at parties!

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

ths isn't like "the Ring" movie? its..its...like its 3D, or something...? whatever you do,DO NOT brush your hair!! if i see that,its all over for me..........

[RevolutionOfCG]

I apologize, but i want to make the most lecherous comment ever...

You are completely beautifu, funnyl and smart.

I am certain you are even more successful in real life than you are in this god-forbidden place.

[stargirlsusan]

so they passed the crapy budget! oh crap!

marta like always "GREAT WORK!"

PS LOOKING FOWARD FOR YOUR NEW BLOGS ALTHOUGH I LIKE THIS KIND MORE

[luridstar]

You rock! I love your show.

[danwentz]

Yeah I liked the Obama bit, too. Are those "dream" cookies part of a stimulus package?

[andreous7]

Marta, i kept looking at your chest, whoops. It appears a naughty moth has munched a hole in you lovely top :-)

[daddioux]

Rambly is good

[moneyman21219]

Marta, as always, your outlook on the news is very entertaining. Keep up the great job!!!

[EverybodyStayCalm]

This was an excellent episode gMarta.

I did have to look-up "redacted", and then was VERY curious. gMaybe that stupid gNASA knows something that WE should... Searching for a gNew home planet???

Hope you were being sarcastic about the dresses.

[librano]

blessed is the man who... gets to take marta out for dinner :D

[moneyman21219]

lol, if I was only 20 years younger!!

[NulloModoJose]

I liked the geek in utero line. Also liked the red outfit. You look good in red.

[geekyvince]

looking forward to the blogs.

[mike8494]

Cool Marta :-) Mike

[kevon2000]

the Obama piece was funny.. lol

[knutervalve64]

noʎ ʎoɹʇsǝp ʇsnɯ ǝʍ ʍou puɐ ʇǝuɐןd ɹno punoɟ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ˙˙˙sƃuıןɥʇɹɐǝ ǝɯoɔןǝʍ ........yer the best Marta ~

[ujdo]

The first best political solution is one that everyone likes. The second best political solution is one that every hates. That budget does suck so it falls into the latter catagory. Don't they need to have the next on in like 4 months??

No good movies this year for best pic. Going to Disneyland!

[goingforthegold]

marta... what did you go to school for?

[goingforthegold]

never mind. just looked it up.

[shizueleven]

Your Obama impersonation is getting better. :]

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta. I am looking forward to your vlogging.I still wish you could find time to do that on Blogtv.You would so rule.

Please enjoy my video response,as soon as You Tube decyphers it...

[Jerricho68]

What is Sunday? Is it Easter?

[TandEeesDad]

"I read it in utero"....hilarious.

[lalazeimalala]

who else had to yawn when she did?

[strav12]

Your timing of Obama's metric intonation is just perfect darling! Keep up the splendid work................:)

[rpurves91]

hehe love the show :)

[knutervalve64]

˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ʎɐʍɹǝpun sı uoısɐʌuı

[hellavadeal]

how did you do that? LOL

[Loreki]

Ah nasa, always dumbing it down. At least we understand the difference between feet and metres!

We had a similar budget problem in Scotland (2 years running) basically the government negotiated an abstention from all the over parties - it was a mess.

Looking forward to the vlogs.

[baggies70]

Wow kidnapped by aliens live on youtube!

Awesome

[FeverIAm]

OK Marta, not ALL Canadians were excited by Obama. My Mum wasn't. Ok, so that's one... And I wasn't there so I wasn't all that excited... two. uh. uh. I'm sure there were one or two others ;-)

I expect rambling on vlogs!

[chimera15]

Talk about your hair. lol

[DarkMaverik]

Oooo! I look forward to next week then :D

Incidentally... What's happening on Sunday? *Doesn't live in America*

[mikma]

mikma was here

[chimera15]

Mikma is everywhere! Are you god?

[PiFan7]

In utero--you kill me!

Also, I'm excited about the vlogs!

[Zarbod]

What a sexy alien that was. Hmmmm.

[kevstir]

Marta, you're killing me! Thanks for the much needed comedic relief.

[anmoose]

Marta, you're priceless. I thought Canada was going to self destruct by hyperventilation. LOL

[zqueenbean]

Ah Marta, I see the memory wipe was successful.

[isthatfunny]

Ramble on ,and ramble on....I have a great idea to start the v=blog,why was Ron Paul censored and WTC$7 imploded,but then again we could just talk about the NEWS I'm not a blogger or jogger and I still like to jump in the water for fun.

[2Bfreeliberty]

how bout a vblog on the IRS, federal reserve and how money gets printed and its a slave note for you and mines future generation of labor .. they make an iou up that hte tax payer never aggreed to .. but you'll do it anyway, cause your a good , dumb and happy slave.

[scottmhoward]

lol @ "Yes Oui CANada"

[sopeauh]

will you ever go widescreen Marta?

[cybersphere]

NASA couldn't find any intelligent life in Washington, so now they're searching further afield.

[sheepwshotguns]

haha, the scientist bit was hilarious! xD

also, you have to shake that hair around more often, when you took off that towel, woo!

[SuperAtheist]

what's the big idea?

[Virginian9000]

Zarbod sighting! Should I be afraid?

[tenagliac]

Yeah but,.....

Did anyone mention what happens when the three bears come home and find Goldie Locks messed up their stuff ? Whooops !

[hearNyou]

Kam-mer-ah....

[starzship]

gnood gnooze!!!!

[CommentorX]

Recap - Obama goes to Canada. Tune in next week when the President actually goes to a nation with a significant military that's worth a crap. Yeah, yeah, you got universal health care, BFD, go make more maple syrup.

By the way, Marta, it's not the size of the camera, it's how you work the lens, baby.

[supercommie]

MARTA!!!!!!!!! Yeah, we Canadians were scared of Obama because his harsh rhetoric on NAFTAA, we liked him a lot better because he's a liberal even though McCain's policy on NAFTAA would have served our interests much better.

[jx14aby]

"I read it in utero"?/?

wow!

Great performance.

[AimiriZ]

How bout making the 3rd one a blogTv show

hah? hah?

[GinKadia]

You should do a video blog on the poor casting choices for Avatar the last Airbender Live action movie.

[JimmerSD]

Don't poke too much fun at the black helicoptor crowd Marta. You could get redacted. ;)

[ListensToLongview]

i love the explanation about what a camera does...amazing :)

[yuppityyups]

haha, you make the news WAY more interesting!

[P00P0STER0US]

Redacted, lol. :o)

Good stuff :) Look forward to the vlogs.

[SonomaDave1]

Rambely. Very cute wort.

[johnnyfnhollywood]

I watch because Your better than the "News"

[hey1031]

nicely done! =D

[clavichordboy]

I watch gnooze for the "c'mon man" at the end..

[pornoopel]

"c'mon now" !? ..yes that and marthas smile melts my hard frozen heart ;)