Withnail and I (part 5)

[saidenyaw]

Who's there?...ME

[Swarmking]

"All of it's full of women staring out of windows whining about ducks going to Moscow".

Love that line!

[pickersplayspop]

shouldn't it be more bald than that?

[cuntylishus]

*wobbly old time radio voice* "Hang out the stars in Indiana..."

[GibbletsMcGinty]

There's a man on the mountain. Why he's up there, fuck knows

[markstar777]

fuckers alive

[2Touchstone]

Bitch hung up on me!

[sandybeaches15]

'never point guns at people!' i love how he actually has to remind him of that aha. fucking love this film <3

[kingdomofheaven666]

I love how they sit it up in the oven XD

[clonakiltylass]

"we've gone on holiday by mistake." this has got to be the best quotable movie. a true classic yet it's virtually unknown. I just happened to stumble upon it myself and I can't stop watching it.

[longuscatius]

"I think you should strangle it instantly! Incase it starts trying to make freinds with us"

[WithnailsDrunk]

at 2.49 bumped his head, scripted or good acting??

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

@WithnailsDrunk You know I really like that part when Withnail bumps his head. My opinion I don't think it was on purpose, it actually looked like it was a real bump lol. Theres things that you just can't fake sometimes.

My favorite line in this whole movie is at 1:46 where he says " Theres a miserable little bitch down there, she wouldn't give it to me" hahaha just the look on his face was the best

[SerenSeven]

sorry, i can't. My boots are in the oven.

[loveRussBrand]

4 56

[mahound9]

If you listen carefully as they're walking away from the phonebox, you can hear the crew's footsteps as well as the actors.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Jesus! You're covered in shit!

[Skamplicated]

never point guns at people!

[nelsons77]

If you can't find anything, bring in the shed!

[workshyy]

It's a bloody chicken. Just think of it with bacon across its back!!

hello? hello? hello? hello? how dare you! fuck you!

[madgirl414]

Just look at the state of that chicken. Hilarious! (Especially when he places it in the oven).

[joop1977]

lol,gets me everytime

[nmeau]

"we're NOT from London..."

[badmofker]

rofl

[raganze]

Me and my flat mate were trying to fixe the boiler, he was behind it and all i could see were his legs, then i herd "how, how can we make it die!

I laughed so hard i neally puked!

[5000433]

"How can we make it die?"

Fucking pure nectar.

[19996669991]

Sublime.

From the first shot to the last.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Stop! Please Stop! Are you the farmer?

Shuddup! I'll deal with this!

We've gone on holiday by mistake, we're in this cottage here...Are you the farmer?

Stop saying that Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!

We're friends of Montague Withnail. We desperately need food and wood. Montague Withnail? You must know him? fat man, owns the cottage?

Aye I seen the fat man..London type. Queer sort. But I think his name's French or summat...

French?!

Aye, Adriene De La Touche!

[knottyjohnnydirty]

@TomthatiscalledTom Wanker

[TomthatiscalledTom]

@knottyjohnnydirty Ponce

[jamesknox64]

@TomthatiscalledTom The look on Withnail's face! French?

[jonlcfc1]

"We can boil this bastard" hahaha

[MrKondee]

Shut up!!I'll deal with this. lol

[sandybeaches15]

of course hes the fucking farmer!

weve gone on holiday by mistake

love love love it :D

[theatretart101]

lol same ere man

[Bartiani]

Bitch hung up on me...........

[Tlfont]

let's get it's feet off!

[xsk12]

Their holiday reminds me of my childhood trips to Shetland...

[Skamplicated]

8:18 too funny.

[catbirdtree]

Are you the farmer?

[Squeaky1423]

"How DARE you! Fuck you! "

[mahound9]

I wonder who Withnail's family is?

[tilerman]

Your welcome my friend.

[FundamentallyMental]

What's the song playing when Withnail puts his boots in the oven?

[tilerman]

The song is by Al Bowlly and is called ' hang out the stars in Indianna', and very nice it is to. Its here on youtube for your enjoyment.

[FundamentallyMental]

Thank you! Much appreciated :)

[cptbrastrap]

I literally lol'd at the chicken sitting in the oven.

[parso87]

gone on holliday by mistake lol soooooo funny love this movie

[08jansmc]

I love the part with the chicken!!!! its hilarious!!!

Withnail: I'm starving... f**king make it die!

hahahhaa!!! Thats classic!!! Thank you for uploading this movie, withnail&iforum!!!

[archeronfoot]

Get after him thats the male! LOL

[archeronfoot]

I visit a lot of Cumbrian farms in my work and I promise this place is not too far from many of my experiences even 30 yrs after the film was made. Well thats my tuppence worth

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

do you think you could show me sometime? I too want to visit the village they filmed this movie in.

It's called Penrith. Have you heard of it?

[archeronfoot]

Yes been there plenty of times but its more of a town really. Theyve chosen the locations carefully to make it seem more of a dinky village

[archeronfoot]

Craw cragg (really Sleddale Hall) is now for sale. If youve got £145,000 to spare youre in with a chance.

[archeronfoot]

Incidentally dont go to Penrith if you want to see scenes from the film - its a fools errand they filmed nothing there. Go to Shap village. The Penrith tearooms were filmed at a chemists shop 230 miles away near Milton Keynes

[angelicb4me]

sure i was drinking in that pub tho...

[beabertbiker]

too right, bloody freezing, desperately trying to light the fire in the morning. Loved it.

[archeronfoot]

If you mean at Crow Cragg for Gods sake be careful, the place is a tinder box. Someones just bought the fucker for a quarter mill. Apparently the news may be good but I cant see anyone spending that much just to let us muck around with fuel and wood

[beabertbiker]

last year i stayed alot at the bridge house cottage, opposite the whitewater hotel, and some other place nearer kendal.

[archeronfoot]

Said fucker has let us down. Speaking to people who know him Im not surprised

[waaagghh]

"we've gone on holiday by mistake" lol

[tomasina87]

Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer..... lol loves it

[NeverGiveUpBoy]

Fantastic stuff!

[benwil1785]

what is i talking to when he puts his face close to the woman? is it some kind of hearing aid or something? kinda weird lol. this is one of my favourite films of all time.

[Fitzz1985]

class, pure class

[docholloway]

Alright here?

[mitchell00dabest]

"withnail you bastard wake up, wake up you bastard".lmao

[lukaz1986]

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? .. How dare you... Fuck you

[maxxxoooo]

yeah..thats him!!!

[patsyd11]

"im not from london you know"lol

[bambilovinmoron]

"Eat it? Fuckers alive!"

Lmao, that bit always gets me :D

[chrisso4050]

maybe the chicken that mcgann chops up was a stunt chicken

[chrisso4050]

In the reunion show on BBC Radio 4 earlier in the year they said that a member of the crew killed that chicken and they ate it for their tea! True fact...

[antisit]

quote city!

[sifrase91]

"are you the farmer"

"stop saying that withnail of course he's the fucking farmer!"

[happychump]

'I'm not from London you know'

[ckyrule7]

we've gone on holiday by mistake. hahaha

[tilerman]

Here. Hare. Here.

Here hare here.

[trousermcgee]

"Jesus, you're covered in shit"

How come every line is so perfectly quotable?

[Mahavishnu80]

Adrian De La Touche!

[mumofchi]

you can't beat 'we've gone on holiday by mistake' i could laugh all day at that one

[JackTyler1]

THE FUCKERS ALIVE!

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

oh fuck my farts when they bubble in water then bite them with your tung and lick them with your teeth

[Arckitekt]

'When I strike they won't know whats hit them' lol

[NeverGiveUpBoy]

Who's there?

[AnUndeadMonkey]

"How do we make it die?"

[theflyingglove]

are you the farmer?

[demoman87]

of course he's the fucking farmer, withnail!

[theflyingglove]

chin chin

[captainroger]

cool your boots man

[theflyingglove]

sorry i can't, my boots are in the oven

[captainroger]

Very very foolish words man

[theflyingglove]

little tarts, they love it!

[happychump]

i think we should kill it quickly before it tries to make frineds with us

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Its a bloody chicken! Just think of it with bacon across its back!

[wombatfredman]

This movie rules

[sisterzen]

I dont care where you come from !!