On Deadly Ground: Ermey-isms

[bobafettfan32]

I have R lee's autograph!

[wowme110]

hes the guy from geico commercial that calls guy a jackwagon lol. hes awesome.

[My4135]

i love this quote,

[Talljim01]

First saw Ermey in Boys of Company C. He is da man. Also, he writes a lot of his own dialogue in movies.

[MRWALKER500000]

I just love ermey, he was in Vietnam

[Mister19Eleven]

I love how Seagal loves bragging about himself in his movies or has others do the bragging for him.

[okayokayokayokayboh]

Someone should drop Segal in the middle of the arctic circle, see what he's made of. He's got enough fat to survive for a while.

[72281livefreeordie]

Do you think it would be one sided if Steven Seagal faught Jason Vorhees? WOuld Jason desperately tries to swing his machete at him and gets his ass handed to him? Seagal might just throw him around, beat up his face with 3 punches and make Jason miserable. Or perhaps the fight begins with a knife fight like in Under Seige 2. Jason and Steven are both at equal grounds until they enter a kitchen where Seaga smells food. The smell then enables Steven to kill Jason.

[PRSouthern]

R Lee Ermey said it best...:07-:45 sums up the Seagal experience for me. It captures it all. Every movie, his life - the man.

[MMoruzov]

I want you to protect this entrance like it was your sister's cherry, Tonto! =))

He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? +)) My favorite!

[keohane84]

what a film!

[firecatf7333]

Segal>everyone else

[ninechannel1]

☮ it's no use...this man has got bigger hands than his own feet...no way, man...no way...you are going to the wall...i am now sure about this thing right now...Oh Yes ☮

[762x51n8o]

Gunny has an EPIC 'stache in this movie.

[Dedokai32]

somebody needs to upload the scene where Michael Caine loses his rag with his p.a lol

[hersofclass]

my dad knows Lee Ermey, says he's a nice guy, very patriotic (gee ya think?)

[scorpionJB]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­ll........man, I love this part..........and Billie Bob's parts too

[CitySkin09]

What's up with all this Tonto shit?

[ThePeterBluth]

@CitySkin09 Never heard of the Lone Ranger? His sidekick was a Native called Tonto.

[CitySkin09]

@ThePeterBluth -- I know that. But what's up with the racism. Could've just called him "Chief" and ended it at that. Tonto sounds, I don't know...racist.

[ThePeterBluth]

@CitySkin09 It does. But, think of it like this, the character is probably a racist. . All of the people who Seagal messes up in this movie have no respect for the natives. It's consistency. I'm not saying it's right, but it's a little more real. Emery's character is kind of a dick so he wouldn't care what the guy thought. I don't like it either, but its been there for 17 years and there's nothing we can do about it now.

[CitySkin09]

@ThePeterBluth -- Well spoken.

[ThePeterBluth]

@CitySkin09 Thank you.

[Dzakovich000]

I wish this went on for at least 7 more minutes.

[macr0machine]

This is some high quality dialogue and acting- I can't believe this movie didn't win any Oscars.

[keohane84]

These are the weediest bad guys ever

[NamVet70Mike]

One of my favorite line's of R. Lees' movies the only one near that one is the opening dialog of Full Metal Jacket. Yes he was the lead in the first half of that movie. Check out older movie's with him in it, Boys in Company C and Purple Hearts.

[russianvampir]

Whenever the circus has an act that can't fail they call this guy in to train the clowns ok? He's the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss your camp fire! You could drop this guy off at the news paper company without his tooth brush and tomorrow afternoon he'll show up at your poolside with a frown and a sexual harassment lawsuit.

[Cloud8748]

"He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire."

Fucking lulz!!!

[Hopllyte]

I loved his mountain dew commerical!

[funkymonkey30]

Ermey rules. He so cool. Not many actors could get away with quotes like that. Damn funny.

[floresed]

Seagal is a fu*ing joke and an egotistical prick!!

[beastking55]

NO YOUR THE JOKE SLAP NUT

[Emeraldfrozen]

Yeah his movies are unintentionally funny. Ermey of course improvised this scene. This is when I was getting sick of Seagal blowing up his ego with his ridiculous military records.

[mflora72]

man dont you just love R Lee Ermey? im not a marine but id fight with him! hoooorah.. Down with the japenese automakers!!! go USA Chrylser, Ford, General motors!

[fez1964]

We get the fucking point! How many different ways can tell us that Seagal is a badass and that you are scared shitless of him!

What a fucking joke. LOL

[sointex]

first time i heard this i laughed so hard other people got pissed off at me.

[AlassPoorYoric]

Partisan rhetoric gives me such a boner

[henryczerny]

Seagal is a FAG !!!! Nobody but a handful of people know that Seagal had a homosexual relationship with Brandon Lee from 1989 until 1993 when Brandon died.

[Narsil1794]

Whoa, what the hell is Michael Caine doing in there?

[mflora72]

its the law............." Michael Caine is mandatory in every movie dont you know that? what are you the student here??

[sactiger]

Gunny is the SHIT!! HOO-RAH!!

[theatlantean1]

one of the best scenes in cinema history............we're not dealing with a student, we're dealin with the professor"!!!

[amtraklover]

"he's the kind of guy who will drink a gallon of gasoline and piss in your campfire'

[BLuser01]

Come on gagcube better than Chuck Norris. Google Chuck Norris and it says " Can't be found" you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you.

[slappy6817]

Ermey and Caine were the best things in this movie.

[tony2113041987]

This guys films i tell ya. Everyone slags them off but there are no other films like his. Sure there's Bruce Lee Jackie chan Chuck Norris Schwarzenegger Van Damme, but the fact is none of those can hold a candle compared to Steven Seagal.

[Hefferman1]

What a joke.

It is Segal who can't hold a candle to Bruce, or Jackie Chan.

He is a wife beating thug.

To try to say Segal belongs in the same league as Bruce and Jackie shows you know nothing.

[gagecube]

i think people are pretty harsh on seagal. This movie wasnt so bad and neither was under siege. He actually has some fighting skill unlike arnie, and he is also a better actor than arnie. Just arnie had the muscles and hit the big time. Plus seagal always has some cool ways of making weapons in his films, like the microwave cocktail bomb in under siege or using a drinks bottle as a silence r for his gun etc. Funny but no worse than most other action movies.

[JASON19805]

I am the fucking professer!

[sokarsfleet]

Damn he cursed the fuck out of him!

[ambercrown]

XD like your sister's cherry

[prilstrudel]

wasn't Ermey the Drill Sergeant in "Full Metal Jacket"?

[jerseyimperial]

yep

[toobyu2859]

He was a drill sergeant in real life before he made movies.

[prilstrudel]

ah that explains a lot! he is so cool.

[crwnikeboy]

@prilstrudel Yes he was, also the DI in The Boys in Company C

[prilstrudel]

@crwnikeboy

haven't seen that one yet.

[WCD73]

@prilstrudel

Yes,have you seen the Geico ad where he is the psychiatrist? so funny!!

[SeanHatley]

@prilstrudel Yes

[italiamom]

@prilstrudel yes he was

[kegger28]

@prilstrudel Yes he was

[thereddog223]

Yes

[Hunkola]

Seagal has a great speech at the end of this movie....it would make Al Gore cream in his undies....you gotta see it.

[YEAHBRAH69]

heck yeah, i'm tyring to get im to come deliver it at my school for native american heritage month... and it will also appease the anti-drilling crowd

[Truthy]

"you can drop this guy off at the Arctic circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear without his toothbrush and tomorrow afternoon he's gonna show up at your poolside with a million dollar smile and a fistfull of pesos" + "I want you to protect this entrance like it was your sister's cherry, tonto!" //dies

[juliovasquez1986]

i agree. every seagal film i've seen they say that. and everytime he fights a bad guy he never gets a single brooze. maybe it's because he's afraid of pain or something. he never experiences pain like arnold schwarzenegger, chuck norris, jet li, jackie chan and all the other action stars

[YEAHBRAH69]

that's because he is too bad ass and awesome to even get hit, why is it so hard to figure this out?

[juliovasquez1986]

that's not true idiot. he sucks. that's just movies. if he was in a real life fight he would get his ass kicked especially by R Lee Ermey, John C Mcginley and Michael Caine.

[YEAHBRAH69]

you call me an idiot, and you spell bruise "brooze"

no wonder you can't wrap your head around how incredible seagal is

[juliovasquez1986]

well my bad. i thought you didn't know how to spell bruise. and i know how incredible seagal is but the way he fights in movies, how do you know if that's how he fights in real life? life is not a movie you know.

[YEAHBRAH69]

seagal is the most epic joke ever... i own a lot of his movies and i read "seagalogy," the funniest book ever, but he's a joke, heavy in sarcasm

[floresed]

he is not a bad @ss. He is a fu*ing pussy b-rated movie actor who can't fight for sh*t.

[LeandroMuntendam]

really? look on youtube for steven seagal aikido moves. HE CAN WHOOP ASS

[korrigan11]

Every Seagal film i've seen has a section like this. A bit where his enemies describe how awesomly skilled he is. Seagal must insist on these kind of scenes being written into the script.

[iggyjill]

I seen all of his movies the only ones i know of are the under siege's where they say the skillfulness of him but if there is in all of them I wont agure with that his movies could be better if he wasnt such a bad actor

[korrigan11]

Tell me about it. And thats coming from me as well. I think his pre-Under Siege films were, on the whole, enjoyable.

[baretgibot]

lol yhats a good one

[clownporn1]

incredible in it's awfulness, waterworld is shit compared to this