Kiwis vs. Aussies

[will300071]

haha what's with all you kiwi's hating us? we fucking love you guys

[vRgamingHDx]

we dont roll the ball. d:

[NgaTayxo]

yhu bloody aussies r dicks and were not...thats the differnce!!

[ishotemup]

who cares about the ozzy accent ull get cut if u hear it

[GuitarProNZ]

well i can't tell the difference between canadian and an american accent...

[cheddercheese240]

@GuitarProNZ Canadians end their sentences with eh

[tingaling124]

I'm a kiwi living in the States and whenever people are clear that I'm a kiwi and not an Aussie they tell me how much they dislike Australians. I'm not making it up, don't blame me! Not sure what it is about you guys..

[McKcriminal]

Australia wins. NZ is a poor man's Australia.

[ParanoiaDestroyah]

@McKcriminal No it's not, both countries have similarities and differences. You can't get the scenery we have in NZ over your side of the ditch.

[hazz569]

@McKcriminal you heard nothing that guy just said aussies are dicks. your one of them

[2524LOL]

FUCKING ENGLISH PLEASE

[sunks75]

The aussie accent was explained best on Flight of the Concords, the episode with Keitha. Jermaine I think - "It's like an evil version of our accent"

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@sunks75

Great show.

[jarrodwillis]

Did u date 2 girls and now really think that the population of australia is 50:/50 when it comes to personality etc.im a kiwi .....but ur a fuck wit

[LaughOutLoudWithMeXX]

No i think the ozzy accent sounds sharp compared 2 ours... like you can get cut by the sound of their voice... we''re way more layed back...X

[LaughOutLoudWithMeXX]

lol alot of you ozzies are dick lol...X I'm a friggin kiwi yay!!!!!!

[rissadissa1]

@LaughOutLoudWithMeXX Bahahah Yupp :D They say six seriousley wrong :D

[mymumissostupid]

...wtf.

[ausydork11]

heres a few australians who leave hate messages for kiwis. go pay them a visit and tell them what you think.

wrestlemania957, aussiaussi88 and Fuckiwis.

[GleeFan26]

New Zealand accent belongs to a kiwi. Kiwi's are awesome. Australian accent belongs to Australians. 'nuff said.

[matthewtitans]

what a redneck

[aprilblenk]

Why did you make us sound like cow boys... -_-

[Desmondk14]

Sounds like this guy's got a dick down his throat. I'm a kiwi and i must say, NZ and Aussie both rule. NZ's a bit better :P

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Desmondk14

Please Desmond, do tell how a man with a penis inserted in this throat sounds. I myself have never heard this sound, and if I had I'm sure I never would have remembered it. Does that memory haunt you? Do you flinch when certain noises remind you of this sound that is so obviously distinctive to you? I had never thought about it but now that you bring it up I would've imagined a woman and a man performing fellatio would sound pretty much the same.

[MartysChannel1]

Go NZ!!!!!!

[GhettoDynamiczInc]

@Gimmeaflakeman -.-

[GhettoDynamiczInc]

WTF Billy Madison or Forrest gump? Either way yu sound like a fuckin retard but hey I'm Aussie..guess it really is 50/50..now lick my left nut and make the right one jealous

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@GhettoDynamiczInc

Oh, man. Come now. Everyone knows online tuff guys got no balls.

[poralentierno]

sense of identity might make both kiwis and aussies insist there's a huge difference in the accents while in reality they're very close! they're Id say 80% the same...the difference is in small things like pronouncing "i"! i.e for the word "minister" aussies say miiiniiiister but kiwis pronounce it in a more standard way ! aussie is a more spicy version of kiwi accent if you will...but they're still very close

[Xattheend]

You sound like forest gump

[sheenza911]

what accent are you talking with? gotta be american cos when youre trying to say Auckland i hear Ockland. do you really talk like that? cos you sound like a sloww retart. there is a big difference between a nz and an aussie accent

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@sheenza911

New Zealand accents and Aussies accents are exactly the same. I know because I said it on the internet just now so it must be true.

[DrShakalu619]

@Gimmeaflakeman no no no they are COMPLETLY different you just dont know the difference

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@DrShakalu619

Yes, they are soooooo different.

Humans is humans.

And.... YAWN dude... check the date of this video and what it's for. This is not a serious video at all.

Jeezus, assholes who take this video SOOOOO serious piss me off. WHO CARES!

[DrShakalu619]

@Gimmeaflakeman well you just lost a subscription

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@DrShakalu619

Yes, that will happen. But that doesn't change the fact that you left a serious comment on a 2 year JOKE video. Dumbass.

[DrShakalu619]

@Gimmeaflakeman i wasnt serious though you cant tell the tone of text it is so you took it the wrong way dummy

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@DrShakalu619

Fair enough. I retract my dumbass and comment and paste it onto my forehead.

[DrShakalu619]

@Gimmeaflakeman sorry anyway

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@DrShakalu619

Nah... I took out my troll anger on you. And you aren't one. My bad.

[DrShakalu619]

@Gimmeaflakeman thats alright so now I'll sub

[aprilblenk]

Aww man really? You people have got to understand that New Zealand and Australia are like brothers. Why the hell does everyone always put the VS in between our two countries...

[VorkyHD]

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[301SO]

bri-toe-mart train station hahaha *facepalm*

[GlobalAntonym]

HAHA more new zelanders over here than australians. its sad, fking everyone wants in here.

[XxForTheKillerIsMexX]

You sound like a redneck. haha. But i like you because You writ CHOICE BRO! :]]] Next time put a 'u' at the end Choice Bru.

[bbvoncrumb]

aussie suck dick NZ'ers don't

[OldSko0lR0cker]

aussies have a whineing accent kiwis are more laid back

[KIWIASFISHINGSHOW]

what the fuck you are a fucking loser for psoting shitty videos you give kiwis a bad name dickhead

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@KIWIASFISHINGSHOW

As I am not a Kiwi, I cannot give Kiwis a bad name. I hope for your sake you are not a Kiwi because you're comment may make people assume that all Kiwi's are mentally slow.

[obbynife]

austrailians sound like kiwis.....but the austrailian accent is a bit more evil

[Hinemoa88ify]

..ozzys are the hillbillys of the pacific...lol...

[kitty1566]

I'M BRITISH! YAY ME! I felt like we were left out. xD

[FTPGONZ]

MUST READ FUNNY

i was sitting in a cafe haveing me some fish and chips and theres this asian across from me eating raw fish RAW FUKING FISH he cald it shushi or sumfink i was stareing thinking WTF!?!?!? when hes like what the fuck you stareing at .so i said well sorry if ya dont like me looking where a fucking blind fold here take my shoe lase. hes like see that building there i own it that car i own it so i said well theres one thing ull never have a big thick New Zealand cock hahahahaha

[FTPGONZ]

hahaha you dated a auzi gurl and she stunk

hahahahahahaha uld be a crack up person to kno

[shmee11111]

hes rite u ask anyone u get along better wit kiwis than aussies auz r fagats

[coolcunt1]

No doubt this guy is probably a damn Kiwi. lol.

[chicken8wings]

i know lol i hear Australia's got a lot of assholes like America.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@chicken8wings

America has more.

[chicken8wings]

@Gimmeaflakeman

Word. Nothing tops Americans.

[lptune]

@chicken8wings

hahaah

greece has more.we even have substitudes

[akrebsie]

@chicken8wings Lol. I'm Australian and my Dad went to New Zealand, he told me everyone is really nice over there. I've met a few kiwis in Australia, for the most part they are great but a couple of them are complete nutters. Anyway if we know what is best for us we will not hate each other over petty little differences, I mean just look at Tasmania, Australia has pretty good relations with Tasmania despite how quaint and queer they are.

[jhmayo24]

@fryer234 i know ai. where u from fryer234?

[kiwigirl1011]

never call a kiwi an aussie or yall get ur but kicked

[d1havok]

lol dude im a kiwi and the difference in our accent is how we pronounce the letter I when we kiwi's say fish n chips it sounds to them like fush n chups and when aussie's say it, sounds like feesh n cheeps lmao.

also i met a american guy one time and he kept asking me to talk slowly cause he couldnt keep up with what i was saying lol

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@fryer234

Wow! So serious over a video.

[musichick]

aussies talk through their noses more and their accent is more harsh sounding compared to a kiwis its much more soothing but not a proper sounding as an u.k. accent.

[iSnipeLikeToddlers]

naa honestly man i gave up tryin to tell people what new zealends accent sounds like but so far i haven't seen anyone that talks how people that i knw talk idk anyone that calls fish and chips "fish and chups"

[Common211]

hahahahaha nice vid man, "she stank" hahaha

[xinwei1984]

The difference is the kiwis pronounce 'e' like 'i's, and they pronounce 'i's like 'u's. For instance: seven is pronounced like "sivin" and fish n' chips sounds like "fush n' chups" and so is "kuds"(kids).

[XxYeahGoodxX]

@xinwei1984 No we dont. Its the complete other way round you knob. We say shit normally like we New Zealanders say "Six" but Australians say "Sex" and we say "Pin" and they say "Pen". I hate when people think we say "Fush and Chups". You sir, are an idiot if you beleive that. Listen properly when a new zealander speaks next time aye. Coz thats just what someone sounds like if they are taking the piss out of our accent, so get your facts straight next time.

[xinwei1984]

@XxYeahGoodxX

Well, that's how the kiwis I know speak, I am not exactly feel as offended as you are when being called 'sundy' instead of 'cindy'.

[XxYeahGoodxX]

@xinwei1984 Well the New Zealanders you know are either exaggerating their accents or you're from somewhere where your accent sounds completely different to ours, and thats how you THINK we speak. News flash, it's not.

[jhmayo24]

@XxYeahGoodxX its starting to soundlike the aussies have a different language etirely to the kiwis ai. the kiwis are the ones who to me sound like they are lazt with their words when they speak

[jhmayo24]

@XxYeahGoodxX its starting to sound like the aussies and kiwis have a whole different language put together. the kiwis sound like they are lazy with their words and cant pronounce them properly

[OMGPWNTATOECHIPZ]

Actually, no. NOBODY says i's like u's unless they're shitting you. The e->i thing is true, however. The only reason why people say that we say i as u is because AU will SWEAR on their grave that unless you say "Feesh", you're not speaking proper English.

There's also the not saying T's at the end of words in the Kiwi accent.

((Thee's owlso thi nah sighing Teez ih thi ind ov weeds in thi Keywey iccint.))

[MrTeshie]

If you are going to do what you call comedy, at least do your homework. No American from the South (and he obviously is overdoing the Southern accent) would ever say "Barbecue". The word is "cookout". What is funny about this, besides his benightedness?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

If you are going to do what you call a comment, at least do your homework. Nobody gives a shit.

[MrTeshie]

Hmmmmm, you can't take constructive criticism w/o lashing out at a dude from South Carolina. You are sad, and frankly sir, what was the point of your efforts if "Nobody gives a shit." Obviously you gave one, as you made your video. Also, sir, you are no comedian. Hang it up.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL. You call that lashing out? No lashing on my part. The fact that you THINK I'm angry probably means you are being very defensive.

I'm from Alabama. Big whoop. Just pointing out that if you are actually attempting to call me out on a video that is over 2 years old you are a strange fella indeed. Who said this is comedy? It's a shoutout video to a friend who is having a reunion. Was. TWO YEARS AGO. Yeah, you're a dumbass.

[MrTeshie]

Point taken.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Dumbass comment retracted. Apologies.

Notice I never respond to anyone on this anymore. Should have kept not responding.

[OMGPWNTATOECHIPZ]

Dude, I feel bad for you. Talking about Kiwis and our accents is possibly the worst thing you can do. You have people responding with the fush and chups thing, then some saying it sounds the same and that just makes us go off. Kudos on saying that the Ockers are dicks! And yes! They do indeed stink!

[LEG3Productions]

@Gimmeaflakeman i give a shit.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Congrats. You must be nobody.

[dodgetana]

choice one love it

[itshaydenbaby]

"i dated a ausie girl once and she stunk real bad" hahahahaha the man!!!

[Jesse1cuz]

what a weird chcik then, most girls in WA try hard to look great for the guy...or girl..

[Syriss21]

lol your room looks wacked man and u remind mee of one of those creeps picking up young jap girls u mick Head lol what joke boy!!!!

[edwardcphipps]

@alby348 fuk off and die fag

[Cushlabutterfly]

Ok... so i was born in NZ, but live in Australia and has for the past 11years, i have lost my Kiwi accent, but I am still VERY proud to call myself a Kiwi... and NEVER australian!! I must admit, Australia is an awesome and beautiful place, but NOTHING can beat NZ!! :D

KIWI PRIDE ALL THE WAY!! :D

[LetsgoNinja]

OMG YES!!!

I'm a Kiwi but i've been living in America and Australia my whole life and whenever people call me an aussie, Sh*t hits the fan..Hehe

I agree, AU is awesome, and 'cause i grew up there i love it..

But NZ is where its all at..

KIWI PRIDE FTFW!!

[sigursiggi]

i agree. particularly qld, but i am 100% kiwi. that said, i've spent half my life abroad, though my heart lies in rotorua. KIWI PRIDE!!!! still homesick....grrr! i would give anything to go home in the near future.

[TheLlcooljose]

victor,like everywhere there is good and bad people,peace

[Gimmeaflakeman]

This is a joke video man. :)

[TheLlcooljose]

aussie,aussie,aussie,

[maddetuubehhgreat]

a kiwi accent is manly unlike the stupid aussies there annoying voices sound like they'v got blocked noses 24/7

AOTEAROA REPRESENT

[KillerMetalHead12344]

@maddetuubehhgreat hey ya fuckin kiwi cockhead im an aussie and i dont have a nasally voice at all, everyone i know comments on how deep and smooth my voice is while you fags across the tasman are like "yee leets get some fush and chups theen go ehnd fuck a sheep!!" all you kiwi's bag on the aussie cause almost everyone on the planet likes aussie and not you sheep fuckers

[maddetuubehhgreat]

@KillerMetalHead12344

Hahahahahaah every one likes Aussies? Thats funny coming from a person that lives in a country that was made up off criminals and rapists ROFL....

Well hi five too you, out of all your fag mates you'v got the deepest voice!

you aussie bums make me laugh because all you fags do is moan and talk shit

im a MAORI Born an bred in New Zealand and i bet i can kick the shit out of you ! LOL

[unicornletterblocks]

@maddetuubehhgreat For that nasal sound your'e refferring to the BOGAN Aussie accents...

[maddetuubehhgreat]

AUSTRALIANS Suck shit they cant play rugby for shit and aussies are pussys

[mtsteamroller]

Aussie accent is a bit like Kiwi's except Evil

[ShadowOfIntent111]

1:38 the most honest thing i've heard about aussies lol. some if not most aussies are complete wankers.

[supremeLeader001]

@alby348 thats what we think about you dicks from aussie. your accent sounds gay and the wanker type.

[edwardcphipps]

@supremeLeader001 kath and kim is how you sound .. all of you .. you sound like them . yuk

[student702]

What's with the retarded accent the guy's using on the video? It's neither NZed nor OZI?  Ye need more practice, mate.

Kevin Bloody Wilson! Flight of the Conchords!

[KaysianRainWatUp]

HA! New Zealand RULES and so does America!!! ozzy is cool n all but just not as good as New Zealand lol

[toocaran]

AUSSIES AND KIWIS FTW!!!! Come on guys we're all bros here. We live in the two best countries in the world :D

[FTPGONZ]

@toocaran yea and auzi comes 2nd dont it new zealand 1st auzis gay

[aprilblenk]

@toocaran Agreed! Both of our countries are amazing!

[SiiMPL3PLAN43V3R]

Aussies says 'i' like 'ee'. Like six is SEEX. .

[mcgoonster]

auckland isn't north north new zealand, its south south australia.

[deadgod69ify]

@mcgoonster one word moron

[maoribattalion]

lol...all the thin skinned aussies getting cut.

Oz is truly a glass house

[chezul411]

lol..... what a fool.

[flicklovesjake]

yeah, we sound like birds, totally

cheep is stupid, retard.

just cause you cant pronounce it properly doesnt mean you have to go bagging the aussies for no reason :P

making up excuses..? i think so.

[bboyfrisky]

hahaha aussies...need i say more!

nz rep baby!!

[assychiik]

Im from nz and i moved to aussie 5 years agoo broo Aussie accent rulessss!!!

[flicklovesjake]

Aussies pronounce their words properly, you obviously just spoke to a dumb one who can't speak. And by the way, chips has an i in it, so it isn't pronounced 'chups'

fail.

[whizzpat]

australians don't say 'chips', they say 'cheeps'.

you fail

[angelwidplaguez]

@flicklovesjake bro your a cunt. you aussie cunts can mock us over the internet but if you come over here you will die.. you wouldnt last 1 day in west auckz streets.. even i will fuckig stab you pricks.

your safe behind your comp.. cunts

[tQmuzicz]

we dont say chups you idiot...thats old as now, people think we say it like that because a ad

[RedBullgivYaWings]

ok bru i thunk australians prunounce thare words probarly

[madcuntcunts]

lame

[iscreamish]

Hey you dumb arse Australians speak though their noses and New Zealanders don't, New Zealanders pronounce their words properly. Aussies shortcut their words and don't sound their letters properly.

[0MyChemicalRomance3]

@iscreamish Haha. Only the Aussie's on commercials sound like that. Give credit to the rest of us.

Oh, and "Fush & Chups" Haha. [: Pronouncing words correctly? Haha. You wish.

[jhmayo24]

@iscreamish theres nothing wrong with the way us aussies talk. we talk with a great accent. we just have a lot of slang but i guess only the aussies understand all the slang though.

[acidspoodie]

@iscreamish one, two, three, four, five, sex! ha hah ha!

[JeremiDesuyo]

Ahhh,

I can't believe i missed this :(

I'm a NZer,

and would never imagined this would of occured!

[TheGymnastics100]

i am kiwi i live in alexandra

[mangotutai1]

aussies have high pitched girly vioces

and kiwis have very low manly vioces better pies and bigger sacks haaaaaa.

aus mieyss nz muss for miss

[electroplox]

He tells the truth.

[rolodexpropaganda2]

we dont pronounce it like feesh we say it like wish

[OtaraCaranalE]

Wat the fuk is FAIR DINKUM!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA now thats aussie for ya!!!hey mate u have aye durri for me mate ye, me mate might give rights to aye floggin if he aint lesnin ye mate!!!haha

[iEatedAfish]

Kiwi accent is like an Aussie accent, but it's much softer. Aussie accent's a bit harsh. i's sound like eee for the Aussies, Feesh n cheeps, Kiwis are more Fish and chups. The whole "Fush and Chups" thing isn't entirely true, I think the u only applies for the Chips bit.

I'm a kiwi. :-)

[bundabergsangel]

What the hell, does he always speak like that? At first I thought he was doing a really bad impersonation of one of us (Kiwis or Aussies), but err, now I'm just confused.

I'm an Aussie by the way, and I can't always tell the difference between kiwi accents and ours....some of them are well blended and then others, you get those....hahahaha, you know the ones ;D

[eejanaika123]

i`m from australia and to me it always sounded like fush and chups when new zealanders say the word fish and chips. it`s true some aussies say feesh and cheeps, but yeah all don`t. and probz not all new zealanders say fush and chups. but yeah i like both the nz and the aussie accents i think they`re cool:D

[r1pp4]

NZ accents are the hardest to do because I see it as being the most neutral accent in the world. That's why ppl make up shit like 'fush and chups', cos they can't truly imitate us. No Kiwi says that.

[carlyb172]

lol. its funny coz all the aussies are saying nz say fush and all the nz are saying aussies say feesh and everyones denying everything. im australian. and i can face the fact. although we cant hear it, we do say feesh. and nz, get over it, you say fush to every other fuckingg country in the world. you just cant hear it, no one can hear there own accent

[jordyleighton]

hey im aussie, us aussies have a completley different acent to kiwis [kiwi- luts get sum fush and chups} aussie lets get some fish and chips}

and we are noit dicks u r making us sound like diks cause ur calling us diks its acualy really funny

lol cya man

[BassmentProductions]

Nah...

Kiwis say 'lets get some fish and cihps'

Aussies say "leets geet some feesh and cheeps'

[tQmuzicz]

in kath and kim they say feesh and cheeps all the time lol.

nz doesnt say fush and chups btw, any one who thinks that is an idiot

[MrPunanii]

How the heck does Fish and Chips sound like fosh and chops ? hahahaaaa , stupideous fools . Nz has a more perfect accent than auzi full dot .

How can yous compare

[teekaymojo]

What a wanka

[3g0syst3m]

Don't you just love shit stirring.

[Girlfriend4real]

you're a dick!! what the hell is your accent? 50/50 asshole and racist stereotype? If you listen closely you can see the difference with our accents like how we pronounce different words

[ManOfBarf]

1:40 WIN!

[Gramasule]

Aussie(Ozzie) - Feesh and cheep for deena

New Zealander - Fush and chups for dunah

[syfon33]

umm no mate haha

[hazza3]

Im NZer and we(Northland) dont say Fush ?_? we're Ish.

Where do they say it like that?

[TravvyG]

@Jamiewashere111 sorry if I came off as a whingy Aussie I didn't mean too but my fam is half English hehe =). New Zealand Accents are one of my Top favourites after the British. And I'm pritty tolerant when people bag me I'm like whatever haha ^_^.

[jamiewashere111]

Aussie accents go up in pitch at the end of words, and Kiwi accents go down. It's hard to pick up (I expect) if you aren't a kiwi or an Aussie (I'm a kiwi myself) but you I can definitely hear it, so I expect you could make it out too..

[jimmystearn]

Regards from a kiwi in Japan. ;-)

Aussie accent is more nasal.

[0dog00]

you know nothing

[TravvyG]

Man I'm starting to hate the Aussie Stereotype cause I'm shore 22 Million people don't drink beer and get trashed everyday cause I don't. I don't Drink, Smoke or do drugs and I'm a nice person except when your piss me off then I start speaking French if you know what I mean lol I just hate how people are so ignorant to think Australias Racist, Drunks and abusive people maybe a certain percentage is but it's not just an Australian thing it's in every country

[jamiewashere111]

Blody aussies take the piss out of New Zealanders every day and complain when someone else does it back?

Get over it mate.

[acidbrainstem]

Agreed.

[Fredofrog333]

a aussie sounds like a car stuck in first gear

[asw34wefdsf]

you look like your sitting there with a thumbtack up your arse

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Are you the expert? I've never met people who do that. Are you an Aussie? Is it as fun as sheep? Your cultures are fascinating!

[mynamecouldbegeorge]

Those Australian ladies that dated you, must of either been blind, retarded or desperate.

[gunz123451]

kiwi is better than aussie

[Jinniver]

Hahaha 50/50 agreed. I know plenty of Aussies that are real good mates, Then theres a bunch of them that are real dumbass's....

Zephranna01 down there proves too be the latter

[maoribattalion]

Ozzy had a rough upbringing, explains why a lot are dicks.(i exclude Aboriginals as they are the true Australians) Just look at the comments below. it doesn't take much to prick their thin skins.

[alexv994]

hahaha wtf is wrong wth ur accent