Bill Gates last day at Microsoft - CES 2008

[2fast4uspartan]

christine white is hot

[13WhiteFang37]

Billy G!

[sverkster]

I'm a mac, but that Bill is just hularious!

[mohammedteddy]

Buy a Mac Bill. Get over yourself!

[promogirlz]

Bill Gates has a great sense of humor!!!!

[ThirdEye36]

that's really clever, gates has a great sense of humor, but he needed conan o'brien in that clip

[Kurikochann]

After my Dad attended CES '08, he told me I just had to watch this, especially since he, too was retiring at the end of this month. Unfortunately, my family lost him unexpectedly this past Tuesday. He was only 65. I dedicate this to him and all of the retirees this year who have worked so hard for their families. I'll miss you Dad, and thank you for passing along to me your love of Sherlock Holmes (Mrs. Potts!) , Mel Brooks movies (A.B. Normal), Tex Murphy games and flannel shirts.

[randomuser2k8]

my sincere condolences as well, that's very very sad to hear.

[232Paulo]

Mr Burnes ,,,

[PikaShuXZero99]

What's Bill Gates email address?

[DARQMX]

IT is bill gates... and that is why this is awsome... its so funny that one of the richest guys in the world auctally has a sense of humor... This is gold...

[DARQMX]

IT is bill gates... and that is why this is awsome... its so funny that one of the richest guys in the world auctally has a sense of humor... This is gold...

[spinoza1111]

If that's the real Bill in the "personal trainer" scenes, Gates really needs to do some sort of regular exercise using weights. Older people (past fifty) tend to atrophy and this leads to further health problems.

So Bill, if you're reading this, which you probably aren't: do your self a favor. Get one of Jane Fonda's videos that includes weights and use it every day. She used to be really hot around the time when you released Windows 1.0.

Now that you're retired there's no excuse.

[spinoza1111]

That was the funniest video I've ever seen! Thanks Bill, you're a real good sport! All the best!

Microsoft Bob was so great!

ROTFLMFAO

Seriously, Bill, these retirement parties are a reversion: the sacrifice of the Chosen One in a Rite of Spring. Socialism or barbarism!

[TheOneartist]

Apple did not steal from Xerox.

Xerox showed the OS to Apple, and Apple developed their own OS based on what they saw. In fact, many of Xerox's workers quit their company and joined the first Macintosh development team.

Bill Gates tricked Steve Jobs into sending him a few Macintosh prototypes, which he used as the basis for Windows.

-The One

[reynolds12307]

uhh a smart person have you played any of the banjo games?

[wildcat1559]

at the end ballmer looks like hes pleased to see bill go

[emarts]

Adios, monopolizador :)

[PenaltyKillah]

Damnit... you're so lucky! TMZ linked your video! I have Kim Komando & some Houston radio station, and ZDNet France... Good times, good times...

[TheOneartist]

Mac in the background at 1:30. That's the Flurry screen saver!

-The One

[TheOneartist]

Someone else already did "the Windows thing". It's called a Macintosh.

I still agree about the charity.

-The One

[Chubachus]

very poor quality compared with the other ones on youtube

[haanhduclinh]

very funny!(^____^)

[bullihaveballsbullfu]

microsoft big blah blah, other small blah, microsoft first big blah, it evil blah.

[Brownoats]

wow your a dumass

[soup460]

I bet whoever made fun of him in school is like," NOOOOOOOO !!!!

[mmdurfee]

Funny video, the audio is screwy though.

[goosefraba99]

wow i cant believe he agreed to make that video

[misteratoz]

he's resigning if that's what you mean. I mean he already did.

[kingpoe1]

clooney's part is hilarious

[xninjajjx]

Brian Williams cracked me up.

Bill Gates playing guitar hero is pretty priceless.

[reynolds12307]

sure hes a good and generous guy but im kinda glad that hes leavin cuz under his control microsoft bought off rareware....the company that makes banjo kazooie,conker...etc games

[Mattfunalways]

the guy is a legend... worth all the money gives it all away to charities and doent let his kids get spoiled either... a true celebrity philantrapist

[smashtv1]

i agree

[GrifPwnz]

Yes

[robdogmc]

hey guys im from australia and was just wondering when he retired? and did he sell the rest of microsoft?

[angiesmiles]

HAHAHA this is freakin briiliant!! FLOVE it :)

[FilCanJay]

A bit humorous. But way too scripted and corny. They must've spent a mint on the celeb guest appearances though. Reminiscent of the old days when they were hyping the craptastic Windows 95, which in that time didn't even have any apps. Same hoopla BS. I mean so WHAT! The guy got rich, off somebody elses ideas and all of sudden everybody loves him! Didn't you people ever suffer the Bluescreen of death! Or become victimized by the "i love you virus"? Gimme a break people.

[UGonnaEatUrtots]

penis

[Greeneyez2475]

He eats poop

[idrissacamara2004]

this was great. people should just realize that this is brilliant and shares his with various charities throughout the world. beside if it wasn't for him there would be no windows.

[Elendil1054]

Agree with U

[TheOneartist]

Um, the fact that there would have been no Windows is a good thing.

But yes, I am glad that he is giving away his money to charities! :D

-The One

[dforedoom]

fuuny

[funnyguy824]

great vid

[boyprodegy]

Thank's big guy.

[PARPADEONIRIKA]

che son unos putos todos los yanquis de mierda deberian morir todos

[alexonchu]

we'll miss u!!!

[vclb]

hilarious!!!

[AzumiRM]

He's rich for a reason, he is where he is for a reason. Just like all major brands got that large for a reason. What you have to think is - why did they get that popular?. Perhaps because they provided a product that everyone wanted?

[Dawill44]

Or a product that you had to have to run stuff.. cough*monopoly*cough

[TheOneartist]

Or what everyone THOUGHT they wanted.

Welcome to the world of marketing. It can make people believe anything, like Dell.

-The One

[Mahavishnu80]

Son of a bitch-he keeps saying they are so great for replacing broken xboxs but they only replace for the Red Ring of Death (there are many other issues with it). No wonder the fucker is the richest man alive and a boring cunt as well).

[nizzle2]

yea because microsoft only makes xbox 360s *sarcasm* dumbfuck

[queensrightelbow]

Hey Bill, To make your last day of retirement really challenging, I dare you to know what my microsoft hotmail address is without google's/youtube's help. You may try yahoo then drop me a line. Hint: I often reach 1800 points in yahoo chess. Best way of keeping your years sane! I'll buy you a Timmy double-double.

[otakugamergt]

this vid is great!!

[TheOneartist]

Geeze, he may be one of the richest men in the world, but you people do not have to drool over it. It is not like he accomplished anything more than any other businessman.

While I may dislike Mr. Gates, I am glad to see him donating his money to charity.

-The One

[Trekky1700]

He didn't accomplish anything? How about revolutionizing the computer!

[TheOneartist]

Proof that you need to learn your computer history.

Bill Gates did not revolutionize the computer industry. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak did.

Without Microsoft, we would still be using personal computers.

-The One

[xavier425942]

So whats your point? With out Henry ford we would still be driving cars. He did say Bill Gates made the computer industry what it is today but with out microsoft the computer industry would not be as huge as it is.

[octain01]

It may not be as huge at it is, Then again maybe it would be. It would have atleast been a-lot better without a greedy company like Microsoft.

[TheOneartist]

Are you seriously comparing Bill Gates to Henry Ford? 0_0

Apple revolutionized computer history.

Apple already started expanding the computer industry with the release of the Apple II. They could have done the same with the Macintosh without Windows being released a year later.

-The One

[Llama052]

Actually mr.iknowitall Where would PC gaming be without Microsoft's Operating System , also compare the ratio of PC to mac users and you will see a vast difference.

[TheOneartist]

Um ... ever heard of Mac gaming?

In fact, Mac gaming was a very dominant market for quite a while.

And I believe I already made the point that false marketing has to do with the difference between the number of Mac and PC users.

-The One

[olivias217]

so what have you accomplished, sounds a lot like jealousy to me!

[TheOneartist]

I have yet to accomplish something.

As for Bill Gates, he is one of the last people I would want to be in the world.

No offense, for I still respect him for his charity.

-The One

[olivias217]

I think theres a lot of people below Bill Gates on the role-model level. He invented a whole computer system for YOUR convience! Ever think of that?

[TheOneartist]

Since when did he do that?

-The One

[olivias217]

when he started Microsoft! You act like he did nothing, he's a lot smarter than you may think he is.

[TheOneartist]

True, he is a very intelligent man, which is why he was able to steal the most-prized secrets from Apple for his own gain.

And I do not act like he did nothing. He is giving his money away to charity.

-The One

[olivias217]

Ok but what do you gain from bashing his life's work?

[TheOneartist]

Nothing. I am simply attempting to explain two things:

1. Bill Gates contributed a LOT LESS to computer software than people may think. At most, Microsoft helped invent the Help menu.

2. Money is not everything. The only reason most people really care about Bill Gates has to do with what is in his pocket ... or in the bank, if you want to be specific.

-The One

[josodghi]

did he leave

[potc2134]

oaky bill gates is offically my hero!!! tell me this vid is not the funniest vid. I love mit, I love microsoft, I LOVE BILL!!!!!! lol

[pr3par32die]

1.5 billion dollars a year about

[AlxProductions]

is he seriously leaving though?

[someperson111]

That shit was incredibly hilarious, good shit.

[LilliePuttin]

Way too cute. Wish the sound was a bit clearer.

[JenFever]

Didn't know he was leaving. Wonder if he's gonna liquidate his shares. Nice to see he has a sense of humor.

[holycowdidyouseethat]

That was funny! Thanks for posting!

[Winning11Fan]

actually is "Riff"

[ealts]

That was funny.

He should have blown up the car with his remote at the end and then sped away in a lambourghini.

[AfroSK8ERXX]

MACS suck.

[BapestaB]

yeah the only thing they are good for is porn

[alex7531]

ha yea win 4 life

[youngromee]

man hes one of the richest people. shouldnt he have a car specially made for himself only, i mean with all that money, u could own qurter of the world and he got that car?

[ivenstorm]

bill gates is a simple man even though hes got a ton of money. unlike rappers or other businessmen who spend money like crazy, bills got a good head on his shoulders

[elendiel]

yep, true - even though windows could be a lot better, he's trying to fix his mistakes by spending the money on all sorts of charities, I agree with that =)

[youngromee]

what u mean like other rappers, look at jay z, he started as a little broke kid in brooklyn and now hes worth 550 bill.

50 cent started as another hopeless black child with no parensts and now hes worth 200+ mil

[FeelOfFriction]

he gives a lot to charity

[sexybrowneyezSC]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[0Dan1]

love that you can see a mac behind Jay Z xD

that's great XD

[Gavinizu]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[123newera]

rich man shit car

[Thrall320]

Hah that was pretty cool. I didn't no he was leaving. Bill Gates... what a awesome guy. ^.^

[fyrstikken]

yeah, it´s wonderfull to think about a world without microsoft

[powericed]

amen to that

[BardiaD]

I like how when they were in the studio with Jay-Z you could see a mac in the background.

[tekko001]

The King of Nerds as retired long live the new king Steve Jobs.

[thechrispotts]

hmmm....witty, funny commentary right next to an office window with blinds... like the hit show, the office, much? still ripping off the best new stuff....way to go microsoft

[BardiaD]

I'm pretty sure that was intentional

[GruntofAction]

Wow if bill gates leave..Xbox live might actually work right!

[Thrall320]

...And whats wrong with LIVE? Other than the recent holiday slowdown, which is being fixed, if it hasen't been already.

[GruntofAction]

Actually. Its been messing up since December 17th..Still screwed up too. Can't even load up the dashboard while connected to Xbox Live.

[Thrall320]

Funny, I can. LIVE only "crashed" after Xmas. If yours messed up before then, it must be either your Xbox 360, or your internet connection.

Thanks for the thumbs down btw.

[GruntofAction]

Alot of other people have been having the same problem.

Pompous asshore.

[Thrall320]

Yeah, but not that many.

Simmer down.

[GruntofAction]

Simmer down..What, am I soup now?

[DARN0C123]

the 70 billion dollar man is free O.O

[Qwertatious]

No, they were all figments of your imagination.

[ipwn3d]

lol what will microsoft ever do wit bill gates? And more importantly what is bill gates gonna do wit all that money!

[dennison1094]

he's giving 10 mil to all his children and the rest to charity, so he says.

[Islaender79]

good bye bill! take care and if you have time check out youtube for the "likerita" clips

[mashimaro0]

haha hes so funny why did he quit microsoft?

[gazpott]

Should be an apostrophe after the 's' in 'Gates'

[Dalmaje]

and another 's' : Gates's

[gazpott]

Eh no

[avsproduction]

lol....

[alexonchu]

真是最好的一個離開方式，以歡樂離開，真能把M$的所作所為沖淡­.....

再見了！比爾大叔！！！

(開始擔心Mr. Jobs可時會離開...)

[floflo258]

microsoft owns!!!

[bakerbizzle]

That was soo funny. Even though the audio wasn't the best, the people laughing gave it a "studio audience" feel which added to it.

[armutbarko]

watch?v=b6r38DBlCDs

for bill gates

im searching a new band to :P

[Zehist]

Macs are obsolete computers, made by the Apple company.

[whatsernamejos]

OMG.

Did Bill Gates PAY all those celebrities to be in this video!!

haha.

Well I guess he had to spend his infinity money in some way

[UrACockMongler]

NERD!

[digiprez77]

Bill is pretty funny... If I was him I would have retired twenty years ago. He is a good guy and at least gives a lot of money to charity.

[AnaGurl7]

Um.. what's Mac?

[ObiWanCannabis]

Mac POWER... but very nice vid .

[AnaGurl7]

what's Mac?  people keep saying it.

[flyp1001]

lol, not to worry Ana, most people (thankfully) won't ever know what a Mac is. It's a computer.

[AnaGurl7]

oh. I had seen a big mac the other day at McDonalds and thought that's what he meant. but t hanks.

[TheOneartist]

Wow, you really need to brush up on your history. Without Macs, we would all be typing on command lines right now.

Without Apple, computers would be unimaginable for the common person.

-The One

[irishheather07]

money power!!!!!!!!!!!

[toastface5]

SirJarlRG. I use a PC, and I hate every last molecule of it. It stinks and I am getting a Mac very soon.

[kuhne]

So sorry for you

[ExSoldierSith]

With Money Comes Great Power -_- that billy can buy whatever he wants

[midoelsaady]

:)))))

[cosmo1pug]

Its nice to see he has a humor bone.

[Islaorvaeh]

Don't you mean...funny bone?

[utubesucks2003]

That really is the car he drives? Or was it for the purposes of the commercial to look modest? I have heard he cuts his own hair.

[Ampex101]

Wheres all the quality youtube comedy last few months it's been crap...

[Teamrat]

What? You dont think that was funny. Come on.

[Alekxii]

its sad that he must leave his own company :(

[secretorganisation]

of course....his freaking damn rich

he can even buy a personality

[ValleyPeaks]

Bill is a true nerd. Love that.

[blake18]

That was fuckin GREAT! The hair cut part was just classic man, so true. What is it with rich dudes and really horrible hair...?

[Elendil1054]

Yeah, you are right

[GoodGuss]

my God... put together all these people must be an awesome job

[JRC100]

I was there and had a great time.

[killerfocker]

shitty ass car tho

[matttchapman]

I'm sorry. The audio design is so bad i had to stop watching. WTF!

[tekko001]

He should work for Apple now...

[JPhillippeMusic]

yay i love apple

[flyp1002]

I love apples too, but tangerines are my fave!

[JPhillippeMusic]

lol i like green apples and clean windows.

[TheOneartist]

What, so he could waste the company's resources and money? I think not!

[crazydeezy]

This was funny... best part of the presentation. Rest of keynote was a commercial for Microsoft

[graemegraemegraeme]

so basically his job at microsoft is to rap at jay-z

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Gotfong]

How much green house gas was produced to make this video?

[NELSON162]

your mama

[secretorganisation]

i just farted green gas twice

[SiMpLyReDiCuLoUs]

is he leavin microsoft forever?

[paddysm]

Even though he isn't the CEO anymore, he will still remain with Microsoft as a Chairman.

[Showmemusic]

no he is still chairman of the board

[secretorganisation]

also microsoft biggest share holder

[marleyjay01]

i think bill gates is a pretty cool guy after all. knows how to laugh and its not a snob. i like him better now.

[marleyjay01]

maybe he could go and work for sony or be a an advisor for the blu ray disc asociation! that'd be awsome.

[belagiorgo]

THis baD JEW JOKE no one like evil bill gates jew gates who sponors the millitary or bio weapon programs

[ColdPizza]

Apple did funny videos first and they did them better. Gates is just copying Apple.

I dunno. Just laughing at Apple fanboys.

[JonnyJE]

Microsoft was created before apple. But yes the recent windows version (Vista) copied some of apple's features.