i guess nobody here likes me because im American. oh well. im sorry that im American. I hate it here. Nobody likes us and don't watch our videos. I just wanna kill myself.
This is SO ridiculous and stupid, it's funny so I guess you accomplished your goal? lol. I don't know how many times you said you were a ranger...hahah
Was this supposed to be funny? Because it's not. At all. You are a ridiculous little man thinking you can compare to some of the "greatest " tv comedians.. I really hate people like you.
one of very few youtube people that are actually good at what there trying to do bravo to you, its usually an emo/pretty boy trying to be smart and funny at the same time, like that little prick fred, fast forward your voice some more fred, maybe you will run outa tape you lil bastard, whoops i just insulted half of you tube.
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck (sorry guys i hate this stuff :( it just scares me)
Things I know about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 3 videos tomorrow will be your best day ever!
Dont read this! Im telling you DONT READ THIS! fine then... In 1984 there was a young boy called Johnson one day he was sleeping and he waked up in the forest..
He got lost until a man found him Johnson asked the man for help the man said ''Ok'' he took him on then he raped him cutting 1 finger a time the next day he dumped his body in the graveyard in 2007 a girl read this but did not copy and paste it so she got raped by the man!
COPY \ND PASTE THIS TO 5 VID OR THESE H UNTERS WILL HUNT
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! xx
Deine videos sind einfach hammer!^^ Wie machst du immer deine eigenen songs? nimmst du die auf, oder erstellst du die mit nem programm wie fl-studio oder sowas?
DAMN STILL GREAT VID xD haha
Massigangster 4 months ago
hiii ;D
Creepykill 7 months ago
wow, this tales tree hugger to a WHOLE new level....
DOTMDragonTaang 8 months ago
LMAO "its like my house- it also looks like a shithole"
iAREanthonyyy 8 months ago
You look like Sam...lol.
C4Blizzard 1 year ago
you should make the third one that you said you were gonna make in the mushrooms one
therobbietv 1 year ago
I bet you're on a computer right now...
Airsoft109z 1 year ago
wtf dude are you okey?
namimen 1 year ago
You can tell the tree to stay :[]
XAevaX 1 year ago
Forest.. A gathering of trees? I feel smarter already!
SwitcherLittlebW 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU!!!
turtleblackout 1 year ago
Love your accent ;D
SarihLeinx33 1 year ago
Hey. I love your vids. :P
XAevaX 1 year ago
long time no vids mayne
MCSsingh93 1 year ago
"you are a fat tree"
fergus665 1 year ago
u taste like shit xDxDxD
Massigangster 1 year ago
still funny
Massigangster 1 year ago
Funny
Sanadzappy123 2 years ago
very informative
bhoyracer1 2 years ago
You look like Michael Des Barres from the 80s
rbright79 2 years ago
14125
nosluts 2 years ago
no i am on my ipod touch.
jamesgerth 2 years ago
his fuckin vedio wuz crazy funny
TheJarproductions3 2 years ago
you taste like shit =D
IctCreator 2 years ago
After only watching three videos, I support you! Love from Virginia. :)
raemeredith 2 years ago
lol 4:58 u taste like shit =/
XD the shit thing lol
imadragon100 2 years ago
u taste like zhit :D
MrStenzo 2 years ago
my god u r fking hilarious
emmzzoooo 2 years ago
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
2:53 you look like a tree hugger LMAO !
ahh well u made me alguh ill sub and rate 5 (:
thnx for making me smile (:
SMiL3YEMZii 2 years ago
you are my favourite!!!!!!!
AmberFur 2 years ago
are you from aberdeen?
harley1211 2 years ago 3
yes
j1j8 2 years ago 3
@j1j8 awesome man, so am i.
haha do you have facebook or msn?
harley1211 2 years ago
@j1j8 please! make new john ur ranger!
MrLmao9 10 months ago
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Actauly I was on my ipod.
Tyler4768 2 years ago
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NO HAHAHA I WON IT IM ON MY IPHONE HA!
massivepoobart 2 years ago
yeah!
dennisgames 2 years ago
fuck donald trump
nothadnotbad 2 years ago
i guess nobody here likes me because im American. oh well. im sorry that im American. I hate it here. Nobody likes us and don't watch our videos. I just wanna kill myself.
nothadnotbad 2 years ago
they don't seem to talk much ax0a0xa they are emo haha
moutsounas14 2 years ago
he sounds like part french part russian
w3irdkid 2 years ago
not really
SirithHeruwen 2 years ago
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AShephard86 2 years ago
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your scottish accent is crap
mexagio 2 years ago
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I was on my itouch, not my PC, YOU WERE WRONG
utohaha 2 years ago
ohh you're the best ! hah < 3
CarolajnSC 2 years ago
HA HA u lost the bet im on my phone ha ha
wat do i win
101pyromaniac 2 years ago
lol man funny im irish wheres my pot of gold xD
xjoey999 2 years ago
That was histarical! great job! Im adding it to my favorites haha
TheEmmz8 2 years ago
Hahaha
myfaithful08 2 years ago
what accent is that ???????
ToaztBusterz 2 years ago
trees really taste like shit?
pawel12060 2 years ago
I agree
MegaLuken 2 years ago
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you suck man your not even funny
KirisKun 2 years ago
"no this is not like we have a shithole" hahahahahhaahaaa
RodionRUSDUB 2 years ago
i know i loughted at that too
pawel12060 2 years ago
yeh John is such a talented person, he'll be very famous soon! :)
RodionRUSDUB 2 years ago
so funny XD
gmajnasta 2 years ago
you talk like borat xD
petardtv 2 years ago
u know i think your right
pawel12060 2 years ago
Your a legend john. Which forest in aberdeen is that?
radge6 2 years ago
2:17 huahuah XD
MarkBLS 2 years ago
its like mine house looks like a shit hole lol ur thee funnest
habbomaker82 2 years ago
This is SO ridiculous and stupid, it's funny so I guess you accomplished your goal? lol. I don't know how many times you said you were a ranger...hahah
dramatic2mess 2 years ago
Your awesome!
BrunaVenneri 2 years ago
is he gay?
lazybum5379 2 years ago
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Was this supposed to be funny? Because it's not. At all. You are a ridiculous little man thinking you can compare to some of the "greatest " tv comedians.. I really hate people like you.
boggy000 2 years ago
u taste like shit!!! LOL nice
trekboomer 2 years ago 12
didnt watch the whole thing im not gay
PsychoDude813 2 years ago
one of very few youtube people that are actually good at what there trying to do bravo to you, its usually an emo/pretty boy trying to be smart and funny at the same time, like that little prick fred, fast forward your voice some more fred, maybe you will run outa tape you lil bastard, whoops i just insulted half of you tube.
duuuuuumb 2 years ago
jhon your ranger power ranger (kissis tree) lol :D
lucasmiskus2 2 years ago
yo9r briliant man TRee you are lovely hahaha
dionietje10 2 years ago
U are fat tree... ^^^ Good Shit Bro
Fly8Ball 2 years ago 5
The tree tast like shit? lol!
yhnaing1 2 years ago 2
trees
rockincat12 2 years ago
the tree's dont talk much but u talk too much x D
haijeheidema 2 years ago
pushing down an old woman lol :D
i took my phone in case i got lost :D muhahaha
it may look like a shithole...:D
paparadeliko 2 years ago 2
This...This is a tree...a tree lives you can speak to a tree ...but it probably wont answer.....YOU ARE A FAT TREE!
hawkwarning 2 years ago
grow up tree grow up
paparadeliko 2 years ago
LOL! Drunken Girls! XD
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JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
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hjo93 2 years ago
power rangers lool
knucklzn15 2 years ago
Hahah.. you tast like shit!!
really funny;)
01stoer 2 years ago
xD lol i like trees
!!!!!!!!!
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racerbx2 2 years ago
hehe funny
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galapdgperre 2 years ago
lol 3:35
sakoulis15 2 years ago
That was ok.
I liked it all, except for the foul language.
NickeeMONSTER 2 years ago
i love that ranger make more videos with that ranger :P
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duo1339 2 years ago
a fake scottish borat!! lol!!!!1 :-D
cymrubahaus78 2 years ago
I love the "john your ranger"
xD
kobrulz 2 years ago
1. copy and paste
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3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
5. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND IT WILL BE FREAKY
demirealynn 2 years ago
lol lol makes me laugh so much =D that scottish RRR is sooo funny
PukyEM84 2 years ago
OMG!! SO fcking funny
myfaithful08 2 years ago
1. copy and paste
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koneballs42 2 years ago
lol you look like mr bean :P
satanistis123 2 years ago
Your a trip man. Lol
FirefighterJohnM 2 years ago 10
John your a Ranger.........
POWERRANGERS XD
Rosentoot 2 years ago
hahahaha omg dude :D Nice video!! :D
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zakke91 2 years ago
ur funny mannn =))
drevil1500 2 years ago
xD u are so funny^^
Zottmonte 2 years ago
that was funny =D
paparadeliko 2 years ago
you taste like shit
rockincat12 2 years ago
hahaha, wht abt da mushrooms ^^
Julierey1995 2 years ago
We want more!!!!!
myfaithful08 2 years ago
OMG!! so funny!
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Dont read this! Im telling you DONT READ THIS! fine then... In 1984 there was a young boy called Johnson one day he was sleeping and he waked up in the forest..
He got lost until a man found him Johnson asked the man for help the man said ''Ok'' he took him on then he raped him cutting 1 finger a time the next day he dumped his body in the graveyard in 2007 a girl read this but did not copy and paste it so she got raped by the man!
COPY \ND PASTE THIS TO 5 VID OR THESE H UNTERS WILL HUNT
XxX7cutiepie7XxX 2 years ago
ROFL
AmoRRus 2 years ago
God just imagine him making these videos...
alone in a forest hugging a tree?
Just imagine what a bystander would say?
Haha this is amazing lol :P
Sk8erbakerskater 2 years ago
Haha i'd be surprised if he was by himself, the camera moves sometimes :P. Anyway funny as hell xD
Spyaro 2 years ago
Awsome Video I Loved It. Keep Going!
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cheifskaterdude123 2 years ago
Dumb Shit!
peebzz1993 2 years ago
lol xd this is your best video
fonter09 2 years ago
rofl
prodimid 2 years ago
i love at 2:15 u can piss against them:P
confusion9832 2 years ago
haha
lampardgagi8 2 years ago
my fav part 1:31
dynex2121 2 years ago
My favorite is when he says "I bet you are on your computer right now".
To ellep123: Comedy isn't serious really.
UrkiN1337 2 years ago
?????????????????? is all i can say
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togatoga121 2 years ago
awsome
bigos0001 3 years ago
haha "it also looks like shi* hole" :D
magge60 3 years ago
gay and kinda fnny
kidzrule150 3 years ago
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this is the stupidest shit i've ever seen you just made me lose hope for mankind. well, you and the religious terrorists.
ellep123 3 years ago
YOU TASTE LIKE SHIT LOL
theollyshow 3 years ago
u pretty much wipe ur ASS with a Three!!...XD
zone514 3 years ago
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what a fag
ben99887 3 years ago
lmfao hahahahahaha
this is cool XD
metalheartalex 3 years ago
hahahhahahahahahahaha
I guess it's awesome!
yngor123 3 years ago
you can tell a tree to stay to.
jackalope41597 3 years ago
tree grow up grow up tree lol
jackalope41597 3 years ago
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omg boring !
philloveshurly 3 years ago
Omgosh this made my day!! :D ^-^ Amazing! I will definitely tune in next time!
LadyPumpernickel 3 years ago
I was drinking ice teaaa while watching
this, & when the "It's like my house, it also looks like a shit hole"
came up, well, lets just say i need to
buy another keyboard. this ones all wet.
xDDDD
JeanellyxD 3 years ago
looool thx for another smile on my lips haha
Deealoves2dance 3 years ago
Gib mir das Lied ... xD das is so geil
I'm John
your Ranger
i'm not a stranger I'm a ranger
... gogo mach das lied büddddde xD
Nasarati 3 years ago
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apollostudios 3 years ago
lol
TiYiSiWiR 3 years ago
Echt cool!!! 5 stars!!!!
1992JennyS 3 years ago
lol..
"People get raped here. They get stabbed."
"Trees- You can piss against them"
It's funny because they're true.
"It's like my house it also looks like a shit hole" hehe, classic.
JessiiLive 3 years ago
very funny guy
wolfguy25 3 years ago
john your ranger....rofl
ChaoszBoy 3 years ago
OMFG! ITS JOHN MY RANGER <33
kravoc 3 years ago
lol!! rotflol!! xD
froggykisses20600 3 years ago
you suck so much, that its even funny a bit
waykas1 3 years ago
5stars
nieckq 3 years ago
I need that song... I MUST HAVE THAT SONG! JOHN YOUR RANGER! SEND ME THE GDMFING SONG, NOW!!!!
motleyhar 3 years ago
This may sound odd, But in this vid you really resemble Chef Gordon Ramsey from hell's kitchen!!
melzaelf 3 years ago
2:20 you can throw them in a river and get annoyed wha they don't drown ... looool
4:00 omg it's soooo funny
paulro23 3 years ago
Man u own HAHAHAHAHHA :D
RonsoForEver 3 years ago
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You are a fat tree!
munkyking93 3 years ago
john your ranger
koocoforcococrunch 3 years ago
i'm john your ranger,
i'm not a stranger i'm a ranger,
i could teach you things cause i'm a ranger, john your ranger. lmao i love that. i am from canada and there is a guy who looks like him!
mady444444 3 years ago
bitches .d
clockdadi 3 years ago
crazy fuckhead
maartin10 3 years ago
Deine videos sind einfach hammer!^^ Wie machst du immer deine eigenen songs? nimmst du die auf, oder erstellst du die mit nem programm wie fl-studio oder sowas?
TITANKILLER335 3 years ago
Hey man nice ranger vids.
How did you get the idea? Fucking great!
Thanks!
HairDare 3 years ago
"whipe your ass with a tree" lmfao
Naughtybro 3 years ago
LMAO! "I will see you tonight" lol and he kiss the tree Rofl :D lol you taste like shit lmao :D
xxDudeRsxx 3 years ago
3:33 he kicks the tree and it breaks in half that was hilarious
GameManForEver 3 years ago
Cute. xD
Good Ranger.
Krystaline922 3 years ago
LMAO! NICE!
GotchaBad 3 years ago
"...the land of men wearing skirts", LMAO!!
ionlywannaz 3 years ago
I'm laughing so hard!! Love the ending! "I will see you tonight..." *kiss* "You taste like shit!" LMAO! :D
smilee5888 3 years ago
That was horrible. My opinion.
KolLiZlOlL 3 years ago
i Had A guide once who talked like that. He kicked me out of the group because i was disturbing the group when i laughed.
TheJapaneseWeeman 3 years ago
HaHaHaHa i love this its awesome!!
Soo funny lool
Btw, was it raining? It sounded like it anyways ha not suprised though it usually always rains this time of the year over there :P
TheOneAndOnlyMe92 3 years ago
You pretty much whipe your ass with trees whaha :P
armyofgrr 3 years ago