You gotta have goals. You probably should have a job. DAMN! There goes all the gold diggers. Look be real with me. I will be real with you. I am a simple man with simple (can't see). Pursue my dreams and goals, get married, have kids, maybe get married, and retire. that is all the best I can do. I am looking for that (something something) to find thing. LOVE....
-A little about me. I am a lawyer. I (can't see). I do a lot of working for myself. I have hazel eyes, blond hair, athletic build, smarts and experience. I like long walks on the beach. I of course like sports. Love sex, really LOVE sex. But it has been nine months. Don't ask. I am looking for somebody "a man" that can support me "mentally" and be there for me period. You have to be smart with a personality.
Hello boys. My name is mark. I am 26. The reason I am resorting to this (is) because I don't go to bars looking for men; nor do I really have time. I recently got out of a bad six year relationship. That as nine months ago. I feel as though I am ready to start dating. I like dark hair with (can't see) eyes and have GOT 2 BE ACTIVE. That means you have got to be Athletic. Need a man that can keep up. I really dig the exotic look.
Michael and Becky really should have gotten a spin-off series. Them, Willhelmina and Jason, where there reason I was even watching Ugly Betty. They really got f-ed over and not in a good way.
Gatsby lol, from the book Great Gatsby title
MissAnimeFreak513 1 month ago
didnt around this time marc have that photographer boyfriend, what is he doing on an online dating profile?
polynesianpuppet 2 months ago
Love how his number is 69. Just sayinn
Irishmike14 2 months ago
Part 3 of Marc's online dating profile:
You gotta have goals. You probably should have a job. DAMN! There goes all the gold diggers. Look be real with me. I will be real with you. I am a simple man with simple (can't see). Pursue my dreams and goals, get married, have kids, maybe get married, and retire. that is all the best I can do. I am looking for that (something something) to find thing. LOVE....
LMFAO. Oh Marc.
DunklenHerzen 3 months ago 2
Part 2 of Marc's online dating profile:
But whatever.
-A little about me. I am a lawyer. I (can't see). I do a lot of working for myself. I have hazel eyes, blond hair, athletic build, smarts and experience. I like long walks on the beach. I of course like sports. Love sex, really LOVE sex. But it has been nine months. Don't ask. I am looking for somebody "a man" that can support me "mentally" and be there for me period. You have to be smart with a personality.
DunklenHerzen 3 months ago
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DunklenHerzen 3 months ago
LOL. I'm reading his online profile and it says:
Part 1
Hello boys. My name is mark. I am 26. The reason I am resorting to this (is) because I don't go to bars looking for men; nor do I really have time. I recently got out of a bad six year relationship. That as nine months ago. I feel as though I am ready to start dating. I like dark hair with (can't see) eyes and have GOT 2 BE ACTIVE. That means you have got to be Athletic. Need a man that can keep up. I really dig the exotic look.
DunklenHerzen 3 months ago
I like her hair here
itubedesiree 3 months ago
ZAGAY 1:59 :)
NewYorkYappa 3 months ago
I am agodess, and you where flexing lol
ChickenFilletGirl1 6 months ago
LOL OMG on the profile amanda set up, the bits of the bio you can see say "I love sex" and "you have to be smart with a peni-" LMAO
jarlysaur 6 months ago
I also love it when Amanda punches him
beapinkie9 6 months ago
Marc is so ninja when he jumps over the desk and doesn't make a sound.
beapinkie9 6 months ago
I like how Marc's last 2 numbers on his dating profile are 69... And how Amanda eats her tacos
toonmad87 7 months ago
two top comments haha
racer4nfs 8 months ago
Michael and Becky really should have gotten a spin-off series. Them, Willhelmina and Jason, where there reason I was even watching Ugly Betty. They really got f-ed over and not in a good way.
lacarneinflamare 8 months ago
@lacarneinflamare Who's Jason?
ChocoSyrupOnMyAbs 5 months ago
@ChocoSyrupOnMyAbs Sry, I ment Justin. XD
lacarneinflamare 5 months ago
i like her hair in this vid!
kristyrox101 8 months ago
haha the way marc sips his tea at 0:41 had me rofl!
hollywoodshopaholic 9 months ago
P.s What does Self- Depricate mean?
JoshH37591 9 months ago
@JoshH37591 To put yourself down, to be hard on yourself
propertyofjoey 9 months ago
@propertyofjoey Don't be hard on yourself, maybe Mark took that the wrong way and got confused! Lol
JoshH37591 9 months ago
Do all Americans talk out loud when they type?
JoshH37591 9 months ago
Furry tongue <3
Irishmike14 9 months ago
i miss them
rashida1986 10 months ago 2
haha they are totally me and my best friend. 100% us. exactly :L
michela111937 10 months ago
amanda is beautiful!
willthacheerleader18 10 months ago
haha, Marc has on his profile that he is 6'5 tall and a firefighter/philanthropist LOL
chrisnyse93 11 months ago
its only funny cause its so amanda-marc-ish.,
IWASBORN1985 1 year ago
furry tounge and all!!
TeamJacob8907 1 year ago
she looks so good here
0XmusicforlifeX0 1 year ago
i love amanda's hair on this <3
frankiejanex3 1 year ago 2
you set me up with myself
ChocolateLuvar 1 year ago
hi-wait-for-it-larious!
uglybettyfan94 1 year ago 7
i wna do my hair like hers!!!
iLuvAkshayKumar 1 year ago
Marc: Gaah, i would rather make out with betty very toung and all then be caught than internet dating!
Bianca16161616 1 year ago
Considering how much of a bimbo Mandy may be, she can be quite verbally intelligent often. And it's totally appealing.
khevinmark 1 year ago 2
LOL!!! this is hilarious!! XD
musicalsoul08 1 year ago
loool " and she has a disloyal surface tounge " haha i love amanda
NoorTheStar18 1 year ago
@NoorTheStar18 I think it's "serpent's tongue". Hehe
khevinmark 1 year ago
Ohh I miss this show so much! Bring it back!
Milkymilk8 1 year ago
hahaha his profile is hi-fuckin-larious!!! hes catholic...!!!hahahhaha legend!!!!lolz I love marc!!!
Meavis93 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Can't believe this is the last season. Just watched online at lastnightstvshows (.) com
quickestpedi 1 year ago
save ugly betty's show by petition. please sign!!! at w w w . petitiononline . c o m /764398/petition. h t m l
studntsoundz 1 year ago
BURP, oh, that sucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Mintitify 1 year ago 2
This has got to be the best webisode by far!
fokjoudikkemongool 2 years ago
Haven't laughed that much in ages. :L
xShawty4Lyfex 2 years ago
omg pause the vid were it says profile info bout marc its so funny
068606334 2 years ago 2
marc look less gay and more hot when his hair is not permed. :D
Bobbiegel 2 years ago 6
those curls are all natural!
fernyfink 2 years ago
@fernyfink no he curls them
funnybunny9922 1 year ago
I love what marc is wearing!!
KittyKatt88 2 years ago 2
Dont we always? ;]
terror0earth 2 years ago
omg i really want them as my bff's :(
blackmagic661 2 years ago 87
@blackmagic661 me too
funnybunny9922 1 year ago
@blackmagic661 Same here!
JoshH37591 11 months ago
mandy is freakin hawt
MegaLatinboi 2 years ago 4
am i the only one who wants these 2 as my bffs?
andreskizzo 2 years ago 183
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nope!! lol theyre awesome!! if a lil bitchy... marc looks lyk a rat!!
GeorgeHasTalent 2 years ago
No way ne too!
I'd stab and/or get rid of my current friends for these two!
ompfafa 2 years ago
@ompfafa know what blackmagic said was fine but killing someone thats just wrong
funnybunny9922 1 year ago
@funnybunny9922 It was an exaggeration. Hyperbole.
ompfafa 1 year ago
They spelt Marc name wrong. I paused it on where he logged in as you can read what he put about him self and they seplt his name MARK not MARC
xBadxWolfx 2 years ago
they are extra hot in this webisode..
JiminyCrispies 2 years ago 4
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEES
NomadicHerder 2 years ago
OMG, Amanda is a beast.......I likey. ; )
lacarneinflamare 2 years ago 5
Wow Marc can jump really good
Starofthenight819 2 years ago 8
hehe omg funnies websode ever
TvMovieSparks88 2 years ago 8