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  • Yea, nobody tops Ohgren.

  • I still NEVER understood why he was not included in DA2. When Awakenings came out I was certain that he'd also be included in DA2

  • Oghren > Varric

  • Ahhh the good old days... DA2 had some good lines in it but not much else.

    Dang where is Oghren with my booze... Nvm I found him..

  • They should have replaced Anders with Oghren

  • lol Oghden is innappropite but funny

  • Ahh! Thunder-Humper he is not in DA2! :(

  • DA2 needed more gameplay time and a similar battle system to Da1. apart from that the story was okay and the graphics were good!

  • i do agree that origins is a better overall game than DAII but seriously i do not get why people say DAII is a bad game...you want a bad rpg look at any title with the words "final fantasy" that have come out over the last 15 years now those are pure shit

  • @TheSilverPhoenix100 Its not that DA2 is bad, becouse its not, but its becouse DA:O was so damn good and its kinda wronga that sequel is worse.

  • 'Ohgren knows how to please the ladies' is that the only reason? i'm disappointed.

  • Well, almost all the sequels of my favourite games disappoint me D: I hate Dragon Age 2 and Dead Space 2. Only recently I've started to like Mass Effect 2 a little bit better.

  • I tried this as a chat up line on my GF, she laughed then slapped me...

  • DA2 needed more of drunk dwarven steve blum

  • nbbbhbbhhh

    

  • Game sequels like this has always been one of those things where you wasted a good 60 dollars on. And I have examples of the games I thought was a waste of both money and talent: DA2, Bioshock 2, Fable 3 and Star Wars Force Unleashed 2. If you guys disagree then I hope you do get a fricken arrow on the knee because thats all it takes to see how completely stupid you are and you probably got butt raped by trolls!

  • @DarkWarrior076

    Bioshock 2 was not a bad sequal. I agree the others are though. Funny how you have to resort to threats though. Ah well.

  • Saying Oghren being absent "ruined" DA2 is daft. What ruined it for you were excessive expectations. DA2 was generally pretty good as far I was concerned, far from perfect, but I certaintly got my money's worth of entertainment.

  • @jb291266

    I used to be a Dragon Age fan like you, then I wasted 60 bucks on this worthless piece of talent.

  • @DarkWarrior076

    Unfortunate, hope the next DA game is much much better. Cheers!

  • @jb291266

    Unfortunately, I'm done with the DA games even if the next game is going to be better.

  • sorry but I loved both

  • BigBadBoss is a stupid fucking troll. Me 2 & DA II are the best.

  • oh and.....Female Sarcastic Hawke.... u missed out big time if u didnt do a playthrough with it

  • @otter13 Or maybe, just maybe, Idiots like you who watch anime, suck on to MTV and listen to Pop and HipHop have such bad taste that you mistake shit with chocolate.

  • @BadassBigBoss dont get mad at all the people that liked DA2 because it was an awesome game u just couldnt grasp. I get it, ur just still stuck in DAO and only wanted to play another warden and kill darkspawn all game. how conceited are u to think just because u didnt like a game, anyone that thinks otherwise has "bad taste" or are "idiots"??

    Anyways Bioware never disappoints me, im looking forward to SWTOR, ME3, and DA3

  • @otter13 I cannot grasp something that is so empty that it does not even consist of atoms. Dragon Age 2 is a fat, dollar making, cheap pile of outdated moonshine that is used by one when suicide is desired.

    I am not stuck with DAO, nor am I a fanatic of the "kill the menacing ugly horde to save the day" story telling.

    The problem with DA2 is that it is a product that was rushed for its release and has no sould, with sterotypical characters and a Sims-like story with terrible combat added.

  • ok let me just say that i did like DAO alot, but i also though DA2 was better. if its comments like this that makes u think DAO was better, then i dont know what exactly u did in DA2..... maybe rushed through the game?? because DA2 is full of hilarious comments and interactions between companions. Isabela, Merril, and Varric are the best DA characters in the series. i say that even though i loved Morrigan, Alistair, and Ohgren in DAO.

  • @otter13 BadassBigBoss actually has a point...admit you just suck...

  • @Summon256 he spouts false predictions when trying to judge me and u think he has a point??? that just...doesnt...make..sense. /facepalm. actually he was right about one thing, i do like anime.

    "admit you just suck" what the.....umm just leave the talking to BadassBigBoss from now on ok?

  • @otter13 False predictions are not false when common sense is used.

    Dragon Age 2 was dumbed down for the teenagers.

    Mass Effect 2 was dumbed down for the COD kiddies.

    SWTOR is being dumbed down for the console gaymers.

    In the end, all is but dumbed down for the larger audience, and the delay of ME3 and the overall game content of DA2 prove it.

  • @BadassBigBoss how is liking DA2 related at all to anime, mtv, hip-hop, and pop? u werent using common sense, u were just listing other things u didnt like. u have to realize that out of everyone in the world, theres probably no 2 people that have exactly the same taste. so ur common sense actually was ignorance.

    so if ur false predictions are not false, but they werent true. opposite of true.....yep false.

  • @BadassBigBoss i can agree with u that they did dumb down DA2 alittle compared to DAO, but i dont think it hurt the game at all. nope, im not a teenager

    ME2 is one of my favorite games. ive never played a single game of COD.... im not even a big fan of FPS games.

    SWTOR im really excited about. im a computer gamer, id say 95% of my gaming is from my computer. ill get in an occasional RPG on a console, usually a Tales series game.

  • @BadassBigBoss Define ''dumped down''. Dumped down as in the gameplay is faster and smoother providing more action than the long almost ''turn-based'' fights of Origins? Dumped down as in the line delivery of the voice actors is less stiff and more humourus? Dumped down story wise because it's not an ''open world'' due to it following a smaller in scale story? Do explain, dumped down... how? I admit that it's rushed out of production on certain parts. But how is it dumped down?

  • @BadassBigBoss -sigh- I mean ''dumbed'', not ''dumped''. Bloody typo...

  • @BadassBigBoss

    Um bro, can't you see how stupid you really sound because a game is delayed has nothing to do how stupid it looks. In fact, the real reason why they would even postpone ME3 was because other games were coming out during the holiday season like Skyrim, Batman Arkham City and other games. Plus it also means that they are improving the game like remember Batman Arkham Asylum? It was delayed and because of that it was the most awesome game ever!

  • @DarkWarrior076 Bro, your comment is a walking contradiction.

  • @BadassBigBoss

    lol weak

  • @DarkWarrior076 Just like your boner.

  • i miss my warden too! and the old characters! why do they always ruin good games :[ in origins it felt so real i wanted to be a grey warden in feraldin so bad! in dragon age 2 the begininng showed promise with flemeth and then after that its like the producer where like, hey where cutting the budget and want to pump a game out now! so the poor animators had to switch gears and make a crap game :[ it must of been painful for them to ruin their original idea which they spent so much time on.

  • DA II the best.

  • That's why DAO was so much better than DA2, it was full of witty remarks and engaging characters, DA2 was so boring and the characters were so unappealing.

  • @Sereena111 I agree, the characters were VERY unappealing. (I did think Carver was OK though.)

  • I miss my Warden... and Morrigan, and the style of the game, damnit Bioware. Don't make a second Dragon Age II please.

  • @vaiosony2 i think they have learn the lesson, for the next time i hope they take the goods things of both, making a D&D mass effect style game

  • @zzxp1 fuck "mass effect style" I want baldurs gate style.

  • @BadassBigBoss Mass Effect way better.

  • @FlyingPaladin617 I am sure you CAN troll much better.

  • @BadassBigBoss Maybe.

  • @BadassBigBoss Not trolling though ;)

  • Steve Blum makes every game awesome.

  • @LitaKuragari his absence is probably what ultimately ruined Dragon Age II.

  • @dangcus1 Zevran fan boy much?

  • Steven Blum? Ha!

    

  • Steven Blum? Ha!

  • This is not the reason. Actually it's a matter of preference and that doesn't indicate what game is better.

  • The characters are more likeable in DAO! At least two of them have a sense of humor! And the one that should have been hilarious (Anders) was a moody, depressed, murderous bastard!

  • O.o

    Warden: Hey, some of my "Undergarments" are missing!

    Oghren: HeeHee.

    Warden: -Sigh-

  • I like eggs

  • That's one reason....

  • Oghren is the best character ever!

  • xD

  • Damned straight.

  • I wish Orgen was telling the story in DA2, then i might buy it

  • @spartandud3 If that happened, there would be a lot more sex, mostly his sex life. Booze, and plenty of it, and something about nugs. As a matter of fact, let's do it! I'm sure it will make for a better story.

  • that was exactly what i missed in dragon age 2 the funny dwarf (varric wasnt ohgren funny) lets see if i can sum this video up in one word...WIN!

  • DO 2 is more arcade, thats why I prefered Origin. But, its still a really cool game. Its fun to see your hero speaking. Would like to choose from x voices my hero voice. They can get the actors to do it, im pretty sure.

  • @biomecaNICK you can't choose your hero's voice in games where he talks soo much,there are thousands of phrases it would be a veeeeeeeeeeeeery long work. Indeed, if you like to see your hero talking, you must try ME2

  • @Sephyroth97 yea I know it would be very long but it would be innovating. And for ME yea ive played both and shepard is such a dick when you choose to be bad lol. I like it

  • I may use that pick up line myself.

  • xD.Youre right,Dragon Ahe origins is better than dragon age 2.

  • No I'm a butcher, and I'm gonna chop your sausage off.

  • @TheGamerBrad lmao XD

  • @TheGamerBrad Ouch! Nice come back ;)

  • It doesn't matter which game is better -- people will always complain when there is something they can complain about.

    I loved it the first time I played through it. But DAII doesn't have a great replay value. I can't force myself to go through each mission again and again.

  • *Face Palm*

  • XD Must try to use in this real life. I know it won't get me any, but just saying this would make my life complete.

    Alas, 'tis true. I don't think Dragon Age II was bad but Origins still beats it in almost every way.

  • DA Origins > DA 2.

    But that's because DA Origins e too much perfect.

  • XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • i would say because they completely ruined DA2 to get more sales, rather than pleasing the fans

    but this video is a tough arguement

  • What armour is that?

  • Sooo, what does this video have to do with the title?

  • @someguy459 Perhaps it's Oghren > Dragon Age 2?

    Don't get me wrong, I really liked DA2. :P

  • I like Varric thank you very much

  • @dangcus1 Go away..

  • @IRJESUSLOL no i dont have to idiot

  • @dangcus1 How the hell is that relevant to the video?

  • @dangcus1 omg i know what you mean it's like Zevran didnt wine about his life and he was funny and charming. I liked him because he was clever and fun to be around. It's like leliana played dumb all the time, Morrigan was a total bitch and Alistair just complained all the time. The only characters i really liked were Sten, Ohgren, and Zevran cause they didnt suck.

  • @CuteyHoneySan When does the dog complain?

  • @GSSAGE7 i never said the dog complained

  • @dangcus1 Jeez, calm down it's a videogame!

  • @dangcus1 Jeez, calm down it's a videogame, a form of escapism where an individual can just refrain from experiencing the tensions normally present in life, not anything to have a heart attack over.

  • @dangcus1 shut the fuck up fag

  • @dangcus1

    We care.

  • @dangcus1 what kind of fucking crazy are you?

  • @dangcus1 well a douchebag would like another douchebag no? :)

  • @dangcus1 you know why you got so many negative comments? because you downed the other characters, i would agree if you stopped at "THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM FUNNY"

  • @dangcus1 pretty pissed about people flaming on Zevi, huh? :L

  • @dangcus1 Its a video game...Also what does this at all have to do with zevran? Babbling pyscho..

  • @dangcus1 Gonna guess you happen to like Twilight

  • @sp010123 no actually its the most disgusting display i hav ever seen

  • @dangcus1 Yeah, but you don't know what he does to your char when you are not there... lolz

  • @dangcus1 Dude, it's not because he's Bisexual. It's because he's a dick.

  • @dangcus1 ......what did that have to do with anything?

  • @dangcus1 Zevran is funny, I admit. But He is a total douche!!!!

  • His combat skills are going for an EPIC FAIL!!! I Defeated him TWICE, goddamnit!!!

  • Oghren is tha funniest, MadaFaka 

  • @dangcus1 I love Morrigan! But Zevran is cool too. Anyway. Peace.

  • @dangcus1 agreed

  • @dangcus1 someones 'bates to him constantly >.>

  • @dangcus1 Thank you. :)

  • @dangcus1 leana is not a lespbian shes bi i know beacus ei romanced her on a boy character

  • @TheSuperhoppin Don't argue unless you want five walls of text in your inbox...

  • @GreasemonkeyCGI lol are you dis guy or his freind cause dont start fighys you caint finish

  • @TheSuperhoppin What are talking about? I don't think you got my comment...

  • @GreasemonkeyCGI lol then why you sticking up for dat dude and i dont care if you spam me ill just stop reading them or report you for spam

  • @TheSuperhoppin I wasn't sticking up for him.... <_<

  • @GreasemonkeyCGI oh you were warning me (facepalm)

  • @TheSuperhoppin I realize this.

  • I think that Origins is better than Dragon Age 2.

  • You know. I played Dragon age 2. Beat it twice. I thouroughly enjoyed it. (Dragon Age 2 was a rental.) ABout two weeks afterwords when i had the money, and on the suggestion of a friend i bought Dragon Age Origins, the game of the year version. And as i'm playing through this i begin to realize just how much they've crippled Dragon Age 2. YEs some aspects are better. But overall in my opinion Origins is the clear winner between the two. For reasons i cannot go into because i have a char limit.

  • Dragon Age 2 has improved many aspects of Origins, it is faster, it is more responsive, dialogue system -although having some vague options- is more neat. But throughout the game I missed my old companions. Alistair, Wynne, Leliana, Oghren, Shale, Morrigan... They are irreplacable. But not Zevran. I didn't miss him, not one bit.

  • @ozoztrk leliana in my run through of origins got her head cut off when i became a reaver lol

  • @NO599 I did the same thing for my "evil" playthrough. I killed Alistair, Loghain, Leliana, Wynne, Shale, Sten and of course, Zevran. Oghren and Morrigan can't be killed in Origins, so Oghren died in Awakening and I killed Morrigan in Witch Hunt.

  • @ozoztrk of course Zevran i hate every one who hates Zevran

  • @ozoztrk you didnt miss Zevran. I cried literally when i knew he wasnt in the second game but a few minutes and they butchered him.If the reason is becuz he backstabbed you its becuz you didnt have his approval high enough if it is he either wont take place in the fight or fight with you.I hate you.dont diss Zevran pubic hair

  • Another one of Oghren 's pick up lines:

    Oghren:" Is your father a gardner?"

    Girl: "No. Why?"

    Oghren: " Because you look like a pumpkin!"

  • i still like da2 but dao is better my friends frist da game was da2. at that time i didnt playin da2 yet. so i spend the night over his house and then we switch he like the battlein2 better i as do i. but the da2 doesnt have alot of companies talks like dao

  • HAH!

  • its tank dempsey!

  • @CharlotteEmily09 Also Guilmon, Rytlock Brimstone, and Vincent Valentine.

  • I didnt even this video because wat.

  • @Chaz233 wtf are u trying to say here?

  • @cartman540 Sorry accidently whole msg but who then.

  • Anybody else notice 0:05 doesn't exist?

  • @Antrix32 That is why it is in 5 seconds its 1,2,3,4,6

  • @Fibigor

    ....Touché

  • @Antrix32 LoL 

  • this about sums it up

  • Steve Blum's just plain awesome.

  • Oh c'mon.....we all know that all the girls secretly have the hots for that sexah dwarf...>:)

  • @ImaXXeatXXyeh Yea we do. Actually, hes my fave character.

  • LMFAO. Im so gonna use that line and see if it works

  • @CrazedWolfen That line, belive it or not, dosen't work. I got a slap in the face :(

  • Fucking hilarious. Oghren makes me laugh so hard. He makes this game so entertaining.

  • IT'S ACTUALLY AROUND FIVE SECONDS. :D

  • STEVEN BLUM!!! Lol I love Oghren.

  • Dragon Age In 5 Seconds should be: Dragon Age in 6 Seconds. Ah well, Oghren rules xD

  • Oghren master... lol xD

  • Was your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

  • @CasperDar Nice.Written down.

  • Title should have read, "How to pick up women"

  • LOL XD

    that was so funny xD

  • Best. Pick-up. Line. Ever.

  • @gasenkotsu i tried it and it worked! the girl is still in my bed!

  • @gasenkotsu Beyond a doubt.

  • hahah thats hilarious! I remember that part. best line ever besides Stens cookie line.

  • she told you to f off? seriously? i got her to talk about the roast nug wrestling incident! XD

  • Gods, Oghren, hell every one of your party members in this game are just awesome.

  • pure....awesomeness

  • i enjoyed that side quest, did you talk to her before hand?

  • @stirfryman1 Haha, yup. I'm pretty sure she told told me to fuck off.

  • haha

  • lol, when is this part?

  • @deatheclipse123 Sorry for the extremely late reply... but if you get Oghren's approval high enough he'll ask if you can take him to see her.

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