"i am gonna shoot him in the mouth with a freakin'... lazer beam... from the future. and he's gonna be like, 'where'd you get that from?!' but he's not gonna say it with his mouth... cos it's gonna be gone."
Okay wtf with his partner O.o and wtf if there a was boat how come they didn't just use it to get over there in the first place damn games making you do silly challenges when there was a simpler way to get to your destination -.-
Ugh, whenever you say "Give me some ding-ding!" I think of the cute-win-fail where the dog was trained to show you his 'ding-ding'... --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
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Toby TOBY, Hey toby TOBY YOU DO NO- NO, you do NOT walk ALL THE WAY into the tar pit. TOBY. TOBUSCUS. T- NO TOWARDS THE EDGE OF T- YES FINALLY. Good Toby. Goo- NO.... okay...N- GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!
toby....game of thrones....my ovaries just exploded....lol
TheAsh411 3 days ago
tip: when going through maze place hand on left wall and follow it
MissMusic882 4 days ago
Two things that scare toby: 1. Mazes, 2. Everything else.
xxPsychorabbitxx 1 week ago
You know Toby's gonna fail when he gets lost trying to find the maze
TheFearofchicken13 1 week ago
3:09 what the fudge? why didn't they just use the boat to go there get the note and go back ? :-)
luke0zade98 2 weeks ago
At 4:53 Toby: "Wood." (sexual gasp)
BAMinabox 3 weeks ago
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There in not four ways at 9:40 toby ones the way you just came
tomtheturtle180 1 month ago 2
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tomtheturtle180 1 month ago
lol i got through the maze easily even though i didn't know where i was going LOL
Gamegirlmaster786 1 month ago
I think I know why U are scared if mazes: U have to make CHOICES!!!
Smileyman1995 1 month ago
1. games with little bloody girls in them
2. games with more than 3 disc in them
3. games like amnesia
pick one toby
MsHalla1234 2 months ago
6:40 lol
woman: Mister, I was so tight, I couldn't walk.
Toby: WHAT?
Inheritance41Park 2 months ago 19
hey u poofs,dont take my booze you mother f****r!
Charlie the drunk gunea pig said
aminlyn 2 months ago
youre like gay
aminlyn 2 months ago
8:54
You forgot pixels!!! remember?? (only those who read everything on his channel profile would get this.)
naru0sasu1fan 3 months ago
Hey, it's the Jeffersonian Institute from Bones!
alwaysknowingit13 3 months ago 2
dude i have been suspicious of your partner for quite sometime. bet he's the murderer. i hope so cus i'm kind of sick of him.
P3rp3tu4lD4rkn355 3 months ago 2
I can't remember did phelps start out in I.A
death6998 3 months ago
@death6998 yeah the whole game is in LA just different parts of LA
StaticShockSims23 2 months ago
@StaticShockSims23 I meant internal affairs.
death6998 2 months ago
@death6998 oh ha ha thats an I my bad lol
StaticShockSims23 2 months ago
no toby its not the sword maze they dont jup out at you
LEMURJJP 3 months ago
Murderer was trolling leaving those pants there when the boat was actually nearby. lol
saiganlord 4 months ago
2:22 cute shoe, I would wear it if it wasn't a highheel shoe
XD
AliceInUnderland666 4 months ago
Toby:you can die in tar pits?!?!?!
Me:Well yeah ur there cause A GIRL DIED IN IT!
mrspattinson66666666 4 months ago 2
50 pounds Toby? I think that would lower your search to children. XD
kyofanclub 4 months ago
two things that scare me.. mazes and clowns. oh hell no.
hottayybby01 4 months ago
Toby: Ha! There's the maze! Perfect.
me: No, it's not.
Toby: Wait, what?
me: It's not the maze.
Toby: Wait, did I go the wrong way?
me: Yes.
Toby: Oh, my God.
Thisismyusername1010 4 months ago 4
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8:52 - 9:00
Toby: Two things scare me, mazes and....
Me: Little girls from F3ar, any game with 3 disks or amnesia. Take your pick Toby
easilyexcitable95 4 months ago
8:52-9:00
Toby: Two things scare me, mazes and....
Me: Little girls from F3ar, any game with 3 disks or amnesia. Take your pick Toby
easilyexcitable95 4 months ago 3
8:52-9:00
Toby: Two things scare me, mazes and....
Me: Little girls from F3ar, any game with 3 disks or amnesia. Take your pick Toby
easilyexcitable95 4 months ago
I like how Toby's partner has a boat AFTER he went through the tar pit...and died...lol.
molly1002 4 months ago
WHATAFUCK!?!? did someone notice that after toby say at 07:42 that he was not going to give a treat to his dog...and somone said "DON'T EAT THIS"???
Domenicomn 5 months ago 3
the girl who said " sister i was so tight i couldn't walk" sounded like hillary from the fresh prince lol
leedonaldt 5 months ago
Toby and a Maze!! This Should be Interesting :L
MunkiiTV 5 months ago
PHOTO OP!
*runs into dumpster*
pence789 5 months ago 2
lol withen 20 seconds toby died in the tar pit <3 we love you toby!!!!
pence789 5 months ago 4
wow, rusty is the biggest slacker ever..
robinnyzell 5 months ago
There's a 3 way....walkway hahaha
sdboyz4life 5 months ago
im fine (slowly sinking) im fine im fine (mission failed) Ohhh nooooo
MrCoreybird 5 months ago
I know who it is, it's Rusty your partner.
ltrpwd 5 months ago
I knew it was the crystal ballroom
angila4447 5 months ago 3
@angila4447 THOUGHT!
angila4447 5 months ago
Toby: 'Wow, this guy must weigh like, 50 pounds"
Me: 'im 80 pounds!'
angila4447 5 months ago
"i am gonna shoot him in the mouth with a freakin'... lazer beam... from the future. and he's gonna be like, 'where'd you get that from?!' but he's not gonna say it with his mouth... cos it's gonna be gone."
LMAOOO! :')
ImiiNotOkay25 5 months ago 4
Toby's partner is totally the murderer. Toby always knew his partner sucked. Even if he's NOT the murderer... he still sucks...
ILikeToTripOverAir 5 months ago 5
Rusty been behind the murders from the beginning! ARREST HIM... and get a better partner.
IKissllamas 5 months ago 4
Why don't you just look at the map to get through the maze
Ra1ndropproductions 5 months ago
0:16 - Da who wa na oh my god oh my god oh my god I killed him
Lol so funny
Sclargor 5 months ago 3
Not even 20 seconds into this video and you kill yourself... But it is still funny
Sclargor 5 months ago
8:38 DOES EVERY ONE OF YOUR PARTNERS SMOKE?
xxSilverTheCatxx 5 months ago
>> in this entry, Toby finally figures out his character is the one named Cole
Econniff 5 months ago
'i was so tight...' WHAT? 'i couldnt walk' oooh.. WHAT?! xD
matcus5 6 months ago 5
I love how he manages to get lost before he even finds the maze...
CaSCHWANK 6 months ago
The whole maze thing reminded me of that first bit in tomb raider where I always ended up running around for ages cos I had no idea what to do -.-
Ellekaht 6 months ago 3
I saw the title of the video and thought "Wow ,Toby will not survive this" and then in the first 17 seconds he died!
TheNuclearPopcorn 6 months ago
Okay wtf with his partner O.o and wtf if there a was boat how come they didn't just use it to get over there in the first place damn games making you do silly challenges when there was a simpler way to get to your destination -.-
animefreakculicious2 6 months ago
Game: "Oh sister, I was so tight I couldn't walk!"
I laughed so hard xD
BonzaiKitti 6 months ago 5
I was scared a water monster (tar monster?) was hiding in there. x - x I guess I watched too much Amnesia playthrough.
LilTicTax 6 months ago
1:30-2:16 would be a PERFECT highlight! xD
p14zm40nu 6 months ago
How does Toby luck his way into guessing every single location? This never used to happen in this game, ever.
cedrmare625 6 months ago 3
Toby got lost, on the way to the maze *face palm*
LEDCircus 6 months ago
What a sexy gettup Toby
thirdtender 6 months ago
TOBY KILL UR PARTNER QUICK!!!!! HES TRYING TO KILL U
MsNightmaregirl1 6 months ago
I got to this point as the same time as Toby, So I decide to race him to get into the middle of the island.... I lost :(
OldReaver 6 months ago
Wow, anyone notice how lazy tobys partner is?
Whats next?
get in a car? "This looks tricky to get in this car, im going to have a beer while you do that"
nickthestick04 6 months ago
YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT YOU'RE COLE!! GOOD JOB TOBY!
sassygurl510 6 months ago 4
Toby I think Rusty is trying to kill you. 1st he sent you on the chandelier which fell, then he sent you into the tar pits while he had a boat.
I guess he can't take your bad driving anymore. You shouldn't have driven off random cliffs.
WillabethRulz 6 months ago 237
@WillabethRulz Or it could be revenge for the time that Toby ran him over and killed him :/
ogopogo83 6 months ago 5
Im ok right in the tar pits *officer down* DAHUWAHADOLO NAAA!! GODANGIT
WanaPlayDrums98 6 months ago
"Mr. So tight I couldn't even walk"
Is that what she said?
Omg, WHAT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm so messed up in the head.
charlietheunicornfa1 6 months ago 5
i think i laughed way to hard at "You can die in tar pits??!!" xD
animewolf16 6 months ago 3
@animewolf16 THATS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!!
WanaPlayDrums98 6 months ago
I like game of thrones toosees D
rootbeer9000 6 months ago
lol, toby: omg its a threeway......walk-way (walks forward looks around) omg theres more........its a fourway
multiman251 6 months ago 3
game of thrones rocks!!!!
tobuscusfan11 6 months ago
I love it when toby reads the poems
Cynder98 6 months ago
Wait, if there was a boat, why risk his life walking????? WTBall's!!!!!
Glameyes1 6 months ago
WHAHA WHAWHAHA uuggh uggh *kuch*
dylan15295 6 months ago
lold at "is that my size?".
Neo927 6 months ago
I never seem to sneeze while watching his videos.xD
BetsySixBVB 6 months ago
Toby! Didn't you notice that your partner magically had a boat, After you almost died in the tar pits?
KawarrenD 6 months ago 219
@KawarrenD THAT MOTHING FREAKING PARTNER!!!
WanaPlayDrums98 6 months ago
don't worry, i couldn't find the maze, and i thought someone was going to jump out at me when i got to it
PoppaFrosty 6 months ago
Must. Not. Make. David Bowie. Reference!
SorceressZila 6 months ago
This case is so much easier if you actually live in L.A.
Dethbot4 6 months ago
"I'll kill him with a laser beam...from the future"
ZKlaus666 6 months ago
So you got over your fear of playing Amnesia: Justine, eh Toby? Great! We'll be keeping an eye out for part 14. :)
JMfan2400 6 months ago
at first i was like "thats not even a freaking maze"
then toby was all like " oh my god thats a three-wa-four-way"
then i was like "O_O"
Ichbineinfernseher 6 months ago
"OMG Theres a three way" - Toby Turner, 2011
ThePaparoachfan4ever 6 months ago
I read the poem and I was like its a disco ball!! And then I realized there was no disco yet. :P
CryOut4UrLife 6 months ago
i cracked up when toby asked if the shoe was in his size
Chequeredpenguins 6 months ago
girl- "mister i am soo tight!"
toby-"WHAT, does that mean??" lol toby ur so funny
juicevive11 6 months ago 5
lol. shoot him in da mouth wit a laser beam from da future. loool
5MRORANGE 6 months ago
@selqmzfanforev11 whats bon qui qui?
5MRORANGE 6 months ago
whats bon qui qui?
5MRORANGE 6 months ago
@5MRORANGE
whats bon qui qui?!?!?! omgggg look her up on youtube!! funny shit man!! hhaha shes a skit on mad tv from like forever agooo soooo funny haha
sexyunderneath4 6 months ago
"I was so tight I couldn't walk" hahaha 6:38
HawkEyeStig 6 months ago 2
....since when is there a reaction button?!!!!??? COOL
MoonWolf3445 6 months ago
1:54 how is the not footprints from da tar???
selgmzfanforev11 6 months ago
I've always wanted to be blessed at the end of your videos and finally I'm able to be because I sneezed!!! Yay!
creepyflyer666 6 months ago
Thumbs up. or i'll cut u.
5MRORANGE 6 months ago 5
@5MRORANGE yea yea bon qui qui lolz
selgmzfanforev11 6 months ago
4:09-4:23. Toby-free bliss. loljk... :D
Menvajea 6 months ago
"She is a dirty, little museum goer" LOL
bennysupertramp2 6 months ago
Ugh...please just stfu and do the freaking walkthrough. You're not funny. -_-
chancy319 6 months ago
@chancy319 This isn't a walkthrough. Toby is just playing the game. :D
DeidaraLuver4 6 months ago
@DeidaraLuver4 Ohhhhh! My bad. lol. I was using this to try to get through the maze part. :D
chancy319 6 months ago
@chancy319 Ohhhhh! My bad. lol. I was using this to try to get through the maze part. :D
chancy319 6 months ago
@chancy319 XD Ohhh, lol. oops o.o
DeidaraLuver4 6 months ago
@chancy319 It's not a walk through. XD He's just playing the game. If you don't like it, no one's forcing you to watch.
Mudfire4 6 months ago
4:23 toby i think you killed those policemen
aniame619 6 months ago
0:15 definitely that must be a highlights
causil25 6 months ago
I just paused the video to get a banana... i feel bad :'(
albinrhinnooable 6 months ago
I might just order a custom shirt that says "Cliffs Happen".
wafflesmcgoo 6 months ago
why didnt you use the boat in the first place
en197455 6 months ago
@en197455 because rusty sucks. Answer to everything
iluvdrakeandjosh 6 months ago
As soon as he started sinking a was laughing my ass off xDD
WeHateSmiles 6 months ago
Lol, Toby, I felt the same way when I was going through that maze.
Kelleeehalofreak 6 months ago
mazes and amnesia's monsters
causil25 6 months ago
Ugh, whenever you say "Give me some ding-ding!" I think of the cute-win-fail where the dog was trained to show you his 'ding-ding'... --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
UsagiPunch 6 months ago 3
6:41 what did she say?!?!
Kmcornell23 6 months ago
My name is Griffin:O
TheFameMonster067 6 months ago
i lol'd so hard at 0:15
causil25 6 months ago
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'oh A shoe,Is that m sizee?' Oh toby,I LOVE YOU<3.
xRockkMafiaa 6 months ago
That's actually like a cute shoe o.o
Kookyxmnstr 6 months ago 3
lol " i'm just going to walk into this boiling tar, wow i'm fine right"
me: "no you aren't
"ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
me: told you
MrX3joe 6 months ago
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YES TOBY YES, Game of Thrones is awesome
L33G10N 6 months ago
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L33G10N 6 months ago
ive had this game for 2 days and im already past him
loss126126 6 months ago
why couldnt toby use the boat going to the place but he could going back? *gasp* conspiracy!
TheVossKing 6 months ago
Toby rly is the worst driver I ever saw :p
666Makkura666 6 months ago
hahahah "i was so tight i cudnt walk" WAT THE HELL KIND OF COMVOSATION WAS THE LOL
SalDaAngelicGurl 6 months ago
lol while I was watching this I got an ad from bp... Irony?
dfondr3n 6 months ago 3
no no toby its 1. mazes and 2. monster from amnesia ;)
ChrisHarford 6 months ago
I thought Toby would mention the fact that he rode a boat back to the mainland, but didn't ride a boat to the island.
xDeceitfuls 6 months ago 3
Wow, I never thought to go IN the museum.
Blode4 6 months ago
Wait Im confused, I thought they already caught the killers for these past victims... why is he just finding these things now?
misssunshine1013 6 months ago
@misssunshine1013 basically they got the wrong people, at least thats what im getting.
ChrisHarford 6 months ago
lol remember the rule from amnesia always go right cuz right is the right way to go
xXxXxXxXxXanimelover 6 months ago
"I was so tight i couldn't walk" that sounds... wrong...
DeathnoteBB 6 months ago
@MyChubzter Find what places? the places the clues hint at? he doesn't need a fucking guide they tell him after a while anyway.
DeathnoteBB 6 months ago
Toby should have alot more views on his videos >:x
aquababby 6 months ago
Maze is my bf's name! i can't wait to tell him that my secret youtube crush used his name in a video..... wait..
hakily01 6 months ago
every time he said game of thrones i was waiting for him to say SPONSOR, but nothing
:(
davidworld97 6 months ago
35 2nd cons an u no=t o lay Xdie yo u dXie i+n wa ays hat I musk tpye in cor reck ly
perfect
randombob66 6 months ago
@randombob66 WHAT???
purpledomo1 6 months ago
@purpledomo1 it was 35 seconds and you not only die you die in ways that i must type in correctly actally incorrectly for effect proposes
you sir have puzzle solving skills = toby
randombob66 6 months ago
@randombob66 oh i kinda get it lol :)
purpledomo1 6 months ago
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randombob66 6 months ago
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myusrnameisbetr 6 months ago
1:58-2:07
an elderly villan.
MarietheQueen642 6 months ago
Did anybody Else get the ad that said "I LOVE TOBUSCUS" while wacthing this
ITACHI5667 6 months ago
Love the beggining, possibly, his fastest dead in all the videos, as well as the funniest.
darkivan64 6 months ago
3:00 dude, you can NOT just boat through tar like that..
Rachel00917 6 months ago
L.A. Noire and the Goblet of Fire
transfrmpnguinz 6 months ago 185
@transfrmpnguinz haha I adore you!
PhoenixInLove 6 months ago
6:40 WTF? so tight...?
BTLSandtobuscusfan 6 months ago
lol --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
JKohrs92 6 months ago
hahhaah we need highlight for officer down
puttje1 6 months ago 4
And I love that rusty suddenly has a freaking canoe after the fact
angelwearinjeans 6 months ago
The only way to figure out this thing first try is to die somehow, I know i did ahaha
angelwearinjeans 6 months ago
Normally, people get lost IN a maze. Toby gets lost LOOKING for one. lol
D0ra0g0n 6 months ago 291
first 20 seconds in the episode & toby dies. what else is new?
philliegirl94 6 months ago
Toby TOBY, Hey toby TOBY YOU DO NO- NO, you do NOT walk ALL THE WAY into the tar pit. TOBY. TOBUSCUS. T- NO TOWARDS THE EDGE OF T- YES FINALLY. Good Toby. Goo- NO.... okay...N- GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!
LoveAintJustAWord 6 months ago
rusty is such a lazy man. he doesn't do anything!!
MultiShipper13 6 months ago
lololol
bobbin22100 6 months ago
make a walkthrough of mario kart wii/ds pls toby
thewalkingpotofjam 6 months ago
always stick to the inside of the maze wall, for some reason that always works for me:)
TheFourthEmu 6 months ago
His partner is so lazy!
givbac 6 months ago 4
8.05 ROFLMFAO oh god...my sides hurt...
MrsMogsey 6 months ago
Episode 108 - "Still in the maze, god dangit!"
Mac11em 6 months ago 5
Was your other fear F.E.A.R 3 cuz u beat it?
ShreddlyBunce 6 months ago