Dragon Age Origins : Zevran giving Alistair some "tips"

[MayMio]

morrigan dislike she don't like the tips :(

[faggotgumdrops]

I have this strange grin on my face...

[theoriginalfrizzi]

I have the "Not listening! Lalalalala!" as my text message alert! xD Love it so much!

[KiShiroBara]

Woah Woah. Awkward. And the lalalala! XD this is hilarious!

[faggotgumdrops]

Oh bby

[InvaderAze1221]

"Did I hit my head?" lolXDD

[lobergo94]

where are you in this video ? i dont remember that location

[crazy88boss]

@lobergo94 That's just outside the Dwarven City, Orzammar.

[tasken5]

arching your.... o__0

[NatalyaCousland]

@sarakatefisher9 Your not the only one :D

[cloudgirl150]

if I didnt know this was Zevran talking Id think Alistair would be getting advice from Puss in Boots...

[littlecrazyneko411]

Best. Party banter. EVER!!

[121Xander121]

This game is so amazing I am deeply saddened that very few of the original characters came back for the second one, this game takes time to develop real emotions for the characters and help the player bond with them on a new level. I really hope BioWare makes a direct sequel compatible with Origins so we can import our Warden characters into it.

[TheWhiteKing01]

And this, this is why I wish Alistair is the best friend in the game and should've been bisexual like Zevran.

[blackpaw99]

I swear to god these are the best characters in video game history

[firedragongirl21]

OMG I <3 THIS GAME AND ZEV but my heart belongs to kurama rofl even if zev is cute but my cousin would kill me rofl

[121Xander121]

@firedragongirl21 Kurama? Yu Yu Hakusho reference?

[jojolovespie123]

I remember this conversation, they were talking about it while we were in the Mage tower fighting abominations -.-

[MayorCheesyBuns]

ah good ole Zevran i actually had to pause the game and laugh once the onversation ended lol

[ClairaKitty2008]

That's my alarm for the morning now. "Not Listening! La lala la la!

[joeratcliff1]

@ClairaKitty2008 where can i get that, please tell me

[ClairaKitty2008]

@joeratcliff1 My phone can record my voice. I start the video, press record, and bada-bing-bada-boom I got an awesome alarm. Sorry if yours can't record I suppose you're out of luck.

[princesstikal12]

i couldn't choose between Alistair or Zevran, they should totally have merged the two of them to make a new character Alisvran

[boreas777]

@princesstikal12 or Zevristair

[Irategamefan]

....uh im with Alister Awkward

[LunaWolf64]

I've heard some really screwed up stuff from Zev, even Ogren, but this tops it! I love how Alistair sings at the end >.<

[luvondarox]

Oh, god, Zevran...

[CountessOfOle]

YES!!! Best conversation I've heard thus far in my game. :D

[darkvixenkillu1]

OMFG!!!! sooooo damn funny. man if they ever made this into a ringtone or something i would sooo want it. could listen to this forever

[kyuketsukisan19]

@darkvixenkillu1 You can turn it into a ring tone. :)

[alexmeeszymidget]

Zevran was giving good advice - you have to talk about sex with your partner for it to get any better. I dunno about those herbs, though...

[Koru]

@alexmeeszymidget Was probably something akin to ginseng.

[Torieisaunicorn]

Hot.

[Alyzabeth1990]

weasel shock you

[ObeymyKrull]

lol the origin of viagra

[Koru]

The accents. It's the accents.

[ResplendentVein]

@Koru The accents in this game kill me.

[rkliebenstein]

i love Alistair hes a better looking dumber version of myself rofl

[JBsington]

I lol'd.

[Apirka90]

How I miss these kinds of banters from DA2.... *sigh*

[Insertajokehere]

@Apirka90 I've found plenty of great conversations in DA II. of course thats my opinion.

[Apirka90]

@Insertajokehere I never said I don't like the DA2 banters. There are indeed some great ones. But tthey are not as good as Origins's. For me.

[ThePrettypagan]

lol is it just alistair that they love talking about sex with?

[brodziux]

hahaha no listening la la la la

[MMikeWestbrook14]

FUCK NERDS (Y) no im just kiddind DAMN 

[CWX07]

you know, zevran has a point there :P

[metalgirl121]

@Domanese Zevran is in DA2. He's a secondary mission you get from the crows outside the Blooming Rose whorehouse.

[YDTJedi]

ROFL! Wow.

[Domanese]

I pray Zevran makes another appearance in the Dragon Age series. I know he's not in 2 but I hope this isn't the end of him. Romance or not he is freaking hilarious.

[dragonbukid]

Zevran's tips on "licking a lamp post in the winter"

[AurorasTears]

You chose exactly the same party as me, and I also played two mages until now :D. I loved this conversation between them both! Zevrans "tips" are just awesome xD

[mbbell23]

Zev does have a point tho, dunno why people don't wanna talk about these things lol

[darthopal]

LMAO

[DemoraX]

zevran, in boots!

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

zevran sounds like leonardo da vinci from assassins creed!

[HatashiLuvsU]

hahahaha i should not have been eating when Alistair was like Not listening La La la la la! cuz i choked XD

[ApprenticeofTime]

I sooo want this for my ringtone! LOL!

[Conceicao4]

@ApprenticeofTime

done, and done, already got it has my ringtone, if i knew how, i would put it somewhere so you all could download it.

[Loa4EVER]

Alister could follow Zevran advices :D

[Lothiriel1]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I am not listening. La La La La La. That made my day. Love Alistair :))))

[ravenphoenix42]

Hahahaha. Too bad I almost never end up with those two in a party. I'll have to try that sometime, that was hilarious XD.

[RandomFunnyGuy100]

rof the elf knows about viagra xD XD XD i cant stop LOLing!!!!

[AhiruSakuraMomochan]

I just wanna put them both in my pocket and keep them forever so only I could hear their adorable-ness! >///<

[Kerigawolf]

Hilarious! :D 

[ScarletxWeed]

awww alistair :3 <333

[THEJamgun]

Rofl.

Win.

[emzluli]

alistair is succh a cuttiieee!!! haha i could hear these convos all day and still laugh each time xD

[DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD]

I like Zevran ;)

Too bad that I had to kill that bastard, after he stabbed my back...again.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD My first playthrough, he loved me too much to turn his back on me. :P Although, I was SHOCKED to hear he does kill the warden if his approval isn't high enough. I was like, "Say whaaaaaatttttttttttttt???" But I too LOVE Zevran.

[IXHannaaahhXI]

alistair is so goddamn cute :3 <3

[novafoxay]

"Not listening! La la la"

Awwwwwwwwwwww Alistair is sooo cuuuteeee! XD!

[mjcullen108]

@novafoxay I LOVE HIMMMM! Hahahah he's so witty. Witty witty witty one liners.

[There4leonskennedy]

@novafoxay i need to try that when my mom tries giving me the "talk" again....im 16 i HOPE i kno how everything works thank u very much

[Antifrost]

I could sit and listen to these conversations for an eternity.

[redsoul888]

Oh god! That was the best!

[GeordieLord]

HaHa these in game coversations crack me up.

[DawnFallingAngel]

LOL

[Trakedragon]

ROFLOLMFAO OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

I have three letters to describe what I was doing the whole time i was watching this....L-O-L

[TiKihii]

I like my hair the way it is, thank you.

Truly? As you wish...

[TwilightPanther]

Oh god I think I dies :')

[tulpoy]

ali! zev is a prostitute! oh i hate ali's voice.

[littlekitsune1]

I want those roots.

[Sketchxico]

annoying orangelistair

[DraconicMorphine]

haha i love this convo they have but zevran does have a point there haha :)

[Vashoth]

I have been gaming for years and this is by far the best game ever

[jim0van0song]

At least Alistair's being mature about it! XD

[TheFlowerGirl13]

I hope this happens more than once. I keep those two in my party and Zevran never brings it up again. Or is it a one time only thing?

[TheFlowerGirl13]

Thank you. I was looking for this one!

I love how "mature" Alistair is about all this. ahaha

[BlackMetalButterfly]

this game kicks ass because the story and characters are so damn good :D

[TommyVercetti214]

@BlackMetalButterfly The characters of Dragon Age are like the characters isn Lost everyone is my favourite! :D

[ZevranArainai]

And he wonders why the ladies prefer me..

[LilDevil2005]

Probably one of my favorite convo's to listen to in this game. XD

[DonnyBunny]

It happens to all men, even the mighty Alistar, King of Sarcasm

[butterfly7707]

Respond to this video... Zevran is funny but he could have had this talk in private lmaoo

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@butterfly7707 But what's the fun in that> ;D

[marvesmarves]

lol, I killed zevran in one of the quest, i thought he will get up, but he didn't

[elvandin1]

Zevran: here alistair, i have some viagra in my pocket for you.......... lol

[The12Child]

@elvandin1 Zed must has been taken Viagra like M&M.

[SumJ23]

alastair disliked this xP

[TheBrandonGames]

Lmao Zevran and Alistair are the 2 funniest characters in the game! xD

[EscapeMyReality777]

@TheBrandonGames They are also the sexiest characters of the game xP Alistair is sexiest though.

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@EscapeMyReality777 I agree.

[KMxHearts]

Give him a break Zevran! It was his first time XP

[scotb6]

to freakin funny. every time i watch an allister video i realize how much like me i am

[Animeluvester]

hahaha not listening ! LALALALLALAA XDD akward..... <3 love it

[Atonil]

Zevran has a point

[oogyboogyooy]

lawl "increasing volume"

[catcatbff]

i luv alistair and our little chats he is totally cool ;D

[theschooler967]

I want to find the 1 soccor mom who voted dislike and punch her in the balls.

[szakiricky]

The la la la la part is one of the scenes why I love Alistair! ^^ Umm.. totally not in the gay way, of course....

[darksideofdarthvader]

not listening lalalala XD i love all the guys in this game!

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

zevran has some good points, but alistar´s really cool character. "i like my har the way it´s" imao

[Ke1raak]

allistair better be in Dragon age 2... he fucking made that game

[Rosy2026]

@Ke1raak i completly agree

[ShadowWarrior65]

Don't you think it wierd how no other member in the party join into a dialogue

[TakaShinjuPullips]

LOL I <3 Alistair :D "Not listening, la la la la la!

[Alienpandaprincess]

LOL I love Alistair! He's funny in most of the conversations that the party has! XD

[crazywoodlouse]

i kind of want "Not listenting la la la la la" as a ringtone for my mobile!

[gaara20079]

@crazywoodlouse that might make a good intro for one's answering machine......

[TheWyldehart]

@crazywoodlouse

YES! You can get it!!! If you have a smart phone (Droid, IPhone or other app phone etc) you can download the "Zedge" app and "Not Listening" is, in fact, a ringtone. Also, you can get "Maker's Breath, But You're Beautiful" as well. It's my alert :)

[crazywoodlouse]

@TheWyldehart all of this statement is win, nicely done, i will be doing so shortly! thank you

[crazywoodlouse]

@TheWyldehart ok i just found it...i giggled profusely, and am now waiting for someone to text me XD

[AmandaKitswell]

@crazywoodlouse I made it but it won't let me link it! >_< So if you still want it (since it's been two bloody months since you posted this) I can email it to you or something. I promise it's not a virus, it's actually the ringtone. XD

[crazywoodlouse]

Thanks honey, but i got it already! Its awesome isnt it!?!?!

[AmandaKitswell]

@crazywoodlouse Yes, it is! I giggle every time I get a text message. ^_^

[AGearsPlayer]

@crazywoodlouse whenu find it let me know k

[DraconicMorphine]

@crazywoodlouse that would be awesome

[IlterProduction]

@crazywoodlouse I second that

[newername]

@crazywoodlouse That's...that's brilliant!

And now I want that too...

[TwistedResolve]

@crazywoodlouse You know in Awakening, there is kind of a nod toward that line. Oghren is talking to his lover/girlfriend while the Warden listens on, and there is a point where an option comes up that reads 'Not listening! la la la la la!"

I nearly cried with laughter (and naturally chose that as my reply)

[crazywoodlouse]

@TwistedResolve i love it lol, i need to read those books ^_^

[The12Child]

So the frist Viagra in the world was made in Ativa... Oh I love that country

[jhankei]

Perhaps Alistair should try arching his demon!

...I apologize for that.

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@jhankei ....Wow.

:D

[AmandaKitswell]

@jhankei You are my favorite.

[musicmanz15]

@jhankei Greatest comment ever.

[cooliosmyname]

@jhankei lmfao

[MultiHydralisk]

@jhankei

Perhaps Alistair could help the Warden perfect her freezing spell?

Kudos if you get it.

[gamester5459]

@MultiHydralisk that is funny why not get a mod that lets u walk while the games paused then rape the warden and she unpauses with a baby

[CatfishShotgun]

@gamester5459

Hahaha.

Wait, WHAT?!?¿?

[Sabeine]

@jhankei there is no need to apologize for that...it was awesome ^_^

[DaHuntsman1]

@jhankei apology accepted

[neria90xx]

Pure Classic Conversation xD

[theschooler967]

Arch it.

[laur121212]

perhaps you ought to try arching your .... whoa :)))

[unworthygoddess]

Hahahahaha! He is so cute!! Alistair!! <33333

[TureLights]

Zevran I want you to be in Dragon Age 2 :D

[PaganPride81]

LMFAO!!! god I love this game i will NEVER tire of it LOOL!!! bless alistair lol 

[The12Child]

So Zevran have viagra and he think Alistair cann't get it up. Oh I just love this game.

[Helman114]

Not listeing,La la la la bwwhahahahahaha

[SpartanCarver]

For some reason the zoomed out view makes it even funnier

[MsVikitty]

Not listening, la la la la la!

[erikvduyn]

'My......oh.'

Just awesome.

[IsoyaChan]

arch your what i wonder . . .?

[bugsniffer10]

@IsoyaChan back, arch your back

[speedhed4]

woah woah akward you gotta love allistar

[crazycake325]

Cloymax zevran is bysexual

[TheBanned0ne]

lmao at : not listening ~~~lalalalala~~

but is alistair gay ?

[Cloymax]

@TheBanned0ne none of the characters is really gay or lesbian (maybe except for zevran) you make them that.

[erikvduyn]

@Cloymax What do you mean 'you make them'? What bullshit is that?

[Cloymax]

@erikvduyn as far as i know, all characters are avaiable to a lesbian or gay relationship, even if they werent gay or lesbian before. thats what i wanted to say, sorry if i confused you :I

[R9LegenderyFenomeno]

@Cloymax Er, what about Shale? Hmmm I wonder how that would go

[Cloymax]

@R9LegenderyFenomeno you can't have a romance with shale :D afaik

[Cotaqownsu]

@R9LegenderyFenomeno Even if you could have sex with shale... it'd be like grinding rocks on a boner, not at all good feeling.

[Anglomachian]

You know, I might just have dated Zevran if I was there

[Oblivionstud666]

"NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA" Zevran and Alistair always make me lauch too tears how silly the jokes might be ^^

[LavenderWolf13]

LOL

"Not listening,Lalalala!"

Lmao xD

[elianpz]

OMG AHABaGAHaAHahahahaha Zevran i soo fucking ahAHBaGHAhaBA

[sokkaismylove]

No, the best convo is between Wynne and Alastair, when Wynne is teasing him about watching the main characters 'swaying hips' and Alastair finishes the conversation with '... I hate you.'