Clerks - The Flying Car

[starcrafter13terran]

This wasn't in the movies, it was a scene that smith showed on jay leno one night.

[HeadBanger868]

Uhmm?? WTF why the fuck did they have a laugh track?? Only snowballing fucked up milk maids use laugh tracks xD

[Williamsfan]

@HeadBanger868

That's either Jay Leno or Conan's audience as they viewed it as part of a Kevin Smith interview.

[bradhalevideo]

I really wish people who post on here could learn to write

English.

[bloodtimer]

How are we supposed to get flying cars when we can't even get over fucking 240 p...

[Thugtorious]

@bloodtimer Simple we have gone over 3600p with TV's and already have nuclear powered aircrafts.

[SamusMaXximus]

I have all 6 movies and I don't remember this.... What's this from? They're dressed like JaSBSB, so... special feature?

[thegreenmercenary]

great payoff

[Intoxiqated]

Randal is the ultimate troll.

[svendiamond]

is this from a movie? or is this a separate short-film?

[mariusteophilo]

i think they shot this during the production of jay and silent bob strike back cos they're wearing the exact same clothes they wore in that movie

[Haloskulls117]

i hear laughing in the backround, was this a show?

[Roblok100]

@Haloskulls117 Oh my god I noticed that too,then I noticed the screen was smaller and the camera had a VERY slight tilting in some parts and that it wasn't full screen,therefore it was shot at a theater.

[salanh]

@Haloskulls117 It was a clip they showed when Kevin Smith was a guest on "The Tonight Show."

[the3rdjoker]

Most of the Republican Party needs to study the philosiphical aspects of this scene and learn something!

[akamires18]

what is this murder she wrote? who cares! :D:D

[GarnetBering93]

This is a sample of some of the greatest dialogue I've ever heard.

[MissDeeCole]

@GarnetBering93 - A sample? theres no full version

[year2kill06]

@MissDeeCole were they high

[ganja4twee]

raaaaaaaaaaaaw

[MrCondor26]

"Who cares! IT'S THE FLYING CAR!"



[1aundulxaldin]

@MrCondor26

Spoken with the haphazard, true, fucking esoteric awesomeness.

[zeldaed123]

Insane German scientist? Would the scientist just so happen to go by the name of Dr Albert Wily?

[tywhite3]

The studio gave Kein Smith 15,000 Dollars to make this for the tonight show. I'd think u only need like 1 - 5000

[SeleccionesMundiales]

@tywhite3 The rest of the money went to food

[tywhite3]

@SeleccionesMundiales lol

[ozo8avs]

Gawd Randall Rules!!!!!

[ilikescreamo1991]

Randall Kicks Ass.

[KortezFan]

Woah. What the hell.

Why is this turning into a political fuckfest?

[AlliedMaruaderTank19]

@KortezFan

only in america.

plus honestly. i don't get into fights but all i can say is. anything can spark it.

Watch some of the Stereotypical video moments on Family Guy

like with the asians and their poor driving skills and that yatta yatta.

: p

there are debates everywhere

[TheApatheticGuy]

what's with the canned laughter?

[timelordhuman2]

God this reminds me so much of seinfeld

[IamNixon]

Lol, omg Randall is so fucking funny. He rocks.

[bud389]

ya know, Randall seems to be really smart... yet he doesn't apply any of it?

[Grungeanddeath]

Like MOST americans

[bud389]

@Grungeanddeath thats an opinionated judgement, in certain STATES of america, i would agree though.

[Grungeanddeath]

Yeah I know what you mean. It seems that most people are just bought out by gadgets and gizmos and tend not to give a shit when the government taxes their beer and cigarettes and when their city councils take their tax dollars and run. I miss hearing about mass protests.

[bud389]

@Grungeanddeath we need a good one of those.

[Grungeanddeath]

We need a modernized revolution and we need more americans capable of critical thinking which would mean that most of our youth needs to get out of this hopeless romantic mindset and becoming more politically active and also publicly assembling which won't happen for another decade or so if indeed any hope lies in anyone what so ever.

[bud389]

@Grungeanddeath things aren't only bad in the US ya know.

[Cryptopsy666]

good thing is a lot of American's youth is becoming much more active in politics. This has to scare those fat, rich, white, christian Republicans. "Oh fuck! These kids think for themselves and question our actions!?!?!??!!!!"

Most people in their 20's don't have health insurance, am I think anyone with a fraction of common sense can see that the Republicans only "health care plan" is to obstruct any real progress and keeps the profits of death in their pockets.

[Cryptopsy666]

yeah or how Marijuana is illegal but we can but a few leathal doses of Advil or Tylenol in one bottle over the counter. Plus Alcohol and tobacco kills hundreds of thousands every year. Obviously things are kept illegal for profit and gain, these privately owned prisons need some way of obtaining new inmates, and whats better than a harmless, non violent marijuana offender? They aren't likely to cause any problems...

[Marioshi64]

at 4:41 I seriously doubt that Randall has ANY F***ing idea what the Hell he's saying... its all for the FLYING CAR *waves hand*

[bounca308]

LOL funny shit

[FollowHim4Eternity]

I love how Randall does that hand motion every time he says flying car.

[d1vineinfekt]

did he say chasm as chasm?

it's pronounced casm

[Johnnysasaki226]

Its from Saturday night live

[adsum252]

nope. it was made for the tonight show by kevin

[BoReD2HaRd]

I've never seen this scene? I've seen clersk 1 and 2 and don't remember this. Where is this scene from?

BTW- Randal has a talent for making the most stupidest things sound so reasonable lol

[nama3333]

Actually this was a mini movie

[noggstaj]

It's not from any movie, it's a promo (kinda) for clerks2. Kevin Smith went on late night and showed this clip (hence all the laughing in the background) like a few months before clerks2 came out.

[joey5605]

maybe its a deleted scene or something from the telivision show, They used to make one not the animated one many people don't know that

[residentemojacob]

@joey5605 the live action tv show never made it past the pilot because it was so terrible.

the actors who played dante and randal in the movie didn't even get cast for the tv show, that's how terrible it was.

[schmittyc1993]

@residentemojacob don't forget, no bob and "Ray"

[SuperRaywilliampenis]

@BoReD2HaRd It was on jay leno's show

[2011mrkingofkings]

@BoReD2HaRd This is a short film taken from the "Clerks: 10th Anniversary" DVD Disc 1 special features.

[Nickgamereviews]

oh yeah randal GRAVES uhmm pfft dude cut off a foot how does h e use breaks?

[Nickgamereviews]

ive seen clerks 1 and 2 but i aint seen this or the older cartoon version and only jay and silent bob movies i know is mallrats and dogma? theres more i know tho..

[mrthinksalot]

I wish there was an Randal Graves Factor instead of the O'Reilly Factor.

[GuitarRockGod951]

@mrthinksalot fuckin a brother fuckin a

[BSully1992]

omg...THIS IS ON CLERKS X!!!!

[BLACKJACK4EVA5]

hahahahahahahahahahaha i <3 the ending

[18daniel]

The ending was so fucking hilarious

[PlyWoodProductions]

hurray for bootleg!!!

[cfjackson123]

Is there a year for this?

[ghostofgeek]

Lol, funny as fuck!

[heatbucspies55]

This is a good vid, but i accidentally clicked two stars for rating.

[turner33s]

not to get of subject of this great scene but is it just me or does clicking on the HQ button do anything at all

[azugroupie]

wow. great video. i love randal

[brockperro23]

wats this from its not on clerks 1 or 2 is it on clerks x i havnt seen that

[CallingCrowe]

Owned.

[tErEnCe916]

NICE i love both these movies shit was good

[animerocker17]

I gotta learn how Randle does it

[Xdanith]

its randel, not randle.

[animerocker17]

damn it. I knew I got it wrong. Damn spellcheck

[JigJrod55]

it's Randal

[Xdanith]

Nope its Randall.

[TehJoker001]

its Vandam!

[Xdanith]

its ur mum

[Demolitiondude]

What would guys do for the flying car?

[Xdanith]

ur mom

[Darthpryme]

Zing!

[REDDAWNproject]

aw snap!

[CloudStrifeThe1st]

You know what he had?

Marylin Monroe

[87888882366]

Clasic Randall.

[Demolitiondude]

Which movie or show did this come from?

[Suetakefan]

clerks

[Demolitiondude]

I know its not in the original cause it's in color or the second cause I own it.

[amajkut]

it was a late night special... i think leno

[michaelmcchill]

CLERKS 2 MORON!!

[gurukilla2]

if you threw your hat over a wall you wouldnt have a fuckin hat wtf?

[suarezguy]

Funny, although I think Dante would eventually tell him to shut up or try to reverse the situation, ask him what he would be willing to do. Besides, if there were flying cars there would still be traffic.

[primepm]

OH MY GOD! I CAN"T SEE STRAIGHT!

[primepm]

wha?

[jrhcp31]

hahahahaha,genius!

[apupnemo]

This was made 4 the tonight show.

[ShaDHP23]

What the Hell!? I love Randal! He always talks in circles about absolutely nothing.

[wtf101]

what is this?

a different Clerks TV show?

[Pierrot773065]

this is pretty much like the scene where they are driving to the funeral

[starkfist]

That IS them going to the funeral.

[Pierrot773065]

@starkfist

Ok, in the scene in the movie they talk about a guy who broke his neck trying to blow himself, randal makes dante say he also tried to blow himself, and then makes fun of him

[Famehater]

lmao dante and randal rule! roll on clerks 3 lol

[patriots5452]

so you'd do it with a bunch of guys to get a car?

[babymoondancer]

BEST PUNCHLINE EVER!!!

[samantonio]

I wish there was more genius stuff like this in Clerks II.

[poolboy100089793]

The very end was funny!

[jjns06]

I implore Kevin Smith to make another movie with these guys as Randal and Dante. It doesn't even have to be a "Clerks" movie; just get these two as those characters and you've got comedy gold!

[bananahands2010]

umm you mean Clerks 2?

[jjns06]

Uhh, no... I mean in addition to what they have already done.

[EricV1]

Hmm..either wuss out on the flying car...or go through it and have my foot hacked off and possibly violated at the whim of a bunch sick depraved german scientists...guess I gotta take one for the team. XD

[megagamer1]

eh, it is a flying car.

[justrex44]

that was a good set up for a joke

[jediKnightreviews]

awesome! be looking for this for awhile. dante's head looks really big  in this vid

[wolfalchemistofmoon]

nice...:P

[HyperSonicSquall]

jesus fuckin' christ, that Randal, two minutes of spewing a monolouge about the downfall of America and the Human race, than he calls Dante a queer. man... wish I was that witty

[onewavebreaks]

What was this from?

[substanceskater]

The Clerks X DVD

[DgenerateX91]

actually it was origanlly on Conan O Brian Kevin Did a bunch of short clerks things for him

[jasoncinema]

it was for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".

[Armistace]

"... youd do it with a bunch of guys for the flying car?"

[therabbit27]

lol

[AbstractDoctrine]

These guys are hilarious.

[Sageoia]

Omg im in love with Randal. lol

[Shujinko236]

I'd cut off my foot for the flying car. :-)

[sotyfan50]

i will too

[brian94930]

me too

[jfedjrock]

mollerDOTcom

these guys make flying cars... off with the feet boys