Eden: The Zhang Chronicles - Episode 1

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

so, hey do this big thing with an entire island. music, character voices, everything. then, they throw it out. Ive been waiting for too long for another episode, so screw this.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, make a new fucking episode already guys, this is what I hate about Machinima, they give NO fucking clue as to when their next episode is coming out, if it ever does at all.

If the series is dead, just fucking tell us Machinima, how difficult is it? This question has been asked by viewers for years. YEARS.

[mysterykcad]

Yes, we get it, WANG MEANS PENIS. Stop putting that in the comments. You aren't original, and you aren't funny.

[kingcoong]

The audio wasn't very good, it's a lil dull.

[TheMarkoSeke]

10:03 It's funny because wang means penis.

[Pigeonzbomb12]

Zhang?

WASSUP MY NIGGAS?!

[NyscanRohid]

It's funny because wang means penis.

[Mursch92]

is that little kuribohs voice? that would explain why he put it into one of his abridged episodes xD

[ItsTheChief117]

I LOVE THIS! I gon' cap you with mai amuntition! Nigga please!

[jakemax100]

oh bend over dog! i make you my prison bitch. you understand G! every thug needs his biatch and since you be the only other person here. you get to be the prison biatch for zang.

[xexene93]

hahaha dasco dasco

[xexene93]

15:44

[xexene93]

14:30

[xexene93]

10:46



[xexene93]

12:39



[xexene93]

yes shark fun

hahahahahahahah nais video

[nikola6397]

My face hurts when i laugh!!!

[MrMrSilviu]

crysis is awesome

[GhostEye187]

WHERE IS EPISODE 2!?

[TheSilforce]

ahahahaaha the shark lol!!! XD

[xexene93]

@TheSilforce  yes

hidas

[Ismailikov]

This was really great. It's too bad there was no word from Big Push Productions about ending it at the 'Pilot' episode. Their site seems to have shut down too.

OH NIGGA PREAZE >:(

[FreemanBG]

Custom animations ?

[williamthebrit]

Littlekuriboh single-handedly forged this from a lump pf pure iron he found whilst out walking his pet velociraptor. Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY else had anything to do with this!! Also littlekuriboh is made out of Katanas...

[SuperSylar1]

Awsome cimetography, shitty ass voice acting

[VikeCatLover]

Can i Toutch You? ...........Eeeeeeh xD???

[desenderofmyself]

9:52

[70xNICELiKE]

Whaaat?

[prideofclouds]

What's up, my neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggas­?

[nova9731]

wow people still comment on this vid >_> i remember it years ago! lol >_< are you ever going to make another one guys?

[Kenisi1]

5:26-COD:MW infiltration there XD

[Mackey1985able]

I cap fools....lmao....then he started rapping oh dear god

[1Mjolnir1]

Your shots are good but your voices are horrible, edit your sound!

[rjgbtrese]

5:54 sounds really funny.. that freakin phrase is really not for asians...

[adrian0459]

Can I touch you?

[NutchisOO]

wuts up my niggas

[NetherFeather]

Wait don't most people from the far east believe in ansesters rather than God, 4:39

[MeadeJ67]

I'm sorry, but a few of these guys sound considerably homosexual.

[DirtyThePig]

Might be the lamest voices for any machinima.... ever

[aznscyth]

Bruce Wang

[Pninja885]

Where te hell is the second episode? >.<

[royaloreca]

It's funny how the soldier says sir at 5:20, epic

[mysterykcad]

Came for the Yugioh Abridged joke, stayed for the idiot shooting at a chicken.

[jumbouser2]

Chang?

Sir

Lee?

SIiiirrr

[termanedieter11]

So far the plot gets complicated, an American-British nano-suit special forces team, a North Korean regiment led by a colonel and his lieutenant, an undercover Chinese agent in the North Korean army with gangsta personality, and a vengeful lone Russian nano-suit trooper who is after the undercover Chinese agent with gangsta personality, who is also hostile to the North Koreans...

[WonderfullyRandom117]

AWESOME MUSIC FOR INTRO LIK IF U AGREE

[jackytips]

"I am colonel wang"

"You my wang???"

"Yes i am colonel wang"

"Can i touch you?"

LOL

[Carnage1235]

MAKE AMAZINGLY GOOD MACHINIMA = COCKTEASING VIEWERS AND NEVER CONTINUING IT.

[CrazyJayThePenguin]

outlaw 25 is from CoD

[Johnny89Applez]

Pretty poor voice talent for the Korean's

[luliszthegameaddict]

25 people accidentally took a dislike pill

[LackofEthics]

So this is where Frieza gets his recruits

Korean? He said he was from Shanghai. Does that make him a Chinese-Korean immigrant?

[seelangay]

@LackofEthics probably joint force depending if its north korea or south korea, north is communist with china so yea :P

[TheBasquez]

Oh I know the captain of that crew, What did you do there.

Pop some caps.

[LionheartMachinima]

*sigh*

Guess it's the risk every pilot episode goes through.

[deadbodykiller]

"This could be the precedent for standards in quality production of machinima."

Cancelled.

[ig88bc]

Such....*tear* potential.

[imOverWhere]

someone needs to pay these guys to make another one

[z4z5z6]

Niiigaa

[JZPotter]

Oh ho ho ho, It is funny because Wang means penis!

[SonicRulez1515]

Wassap mai niigaas?

XD

[johanbest]

Wazzup ma niiiiiigaaz

[thissnowtastefunny]

Wow that Audio translator sucks. lol

[luliszthegameaddict]

23 people are fools getting capped

[Phelan666]

The Chinese aren't Christian.

[Phelan666]

@Phelan666 Neither are the North Koreans.

[TheEnigmaInTheTwinky]

@Phelan666 It depends. Some people are, some follow other religions, I.E. Buddhism, etc.

[Phelan666]

@TheEnigmaInTheTwinky Well, the guy who referenced god was a North Korean, and they only worship Kim Jong-il or they die. Although, it is a comedy so it really doesn't matter at all.

[av3nger3]

NEEEGAA!

[shinryu1284]

Thumbs up if you only watched this because of littlekuriboh :-/ 

[prideofclouds]

@shinryu1284 No but I watched it because he referenced it in Yugioh Abridged....You my Wang G?

[ItsTheChief117]

@shinryu1284 Who?

[LazyEyeProductions64]

EDEN the show that isn't red vs blue

[BigManInCanada]

Lmao did I just read "dick sleep" from, transcribed audio? Bwahahaha

[luliszthegameaddict]

Zheng He! Thumbs up if this is the first thing you thought of when you saw the name of the video

[red1995j]

It's funny because wang means penis

[CarlOreally]

@red1995j what language again??

[TheCheesecakeofdoom]

@red1995j yes, yes it does ha ha ha :)

[red1995j]

Wait,wait , wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Little Kuriboh is in it?

They have writers?

[clingmarbleprod]

wuts uhp mai neegas

[TheID3000]

first video of machinima that actually lags a little bit, watch closely :DDD

[TheLemonBrosTv]

lol 3:26 with trancsribed audio

[alkoclick]

Must-do: check out google's transcribe audio in this vid freakin awesome subtitles!!! Click on CC and then Transcribe Audio Beta

I know the captain on that ship well what kind of work did you do there?

> but it happened on that ship well what kind of work did you hear? -A capitalist!

[alkoclick]

Must-do: check out google's transcribe audio in this vid freakin awesome subtitles!!! Click on CC and then Transcribe Audio Beta

[ChaosstormRussia]

N1 the shark °° XD 12:40

[Xxninja195xX]

You can tell which guy little kuriboh voices,it sounds like marik! XD

[xxxparkour4lifexxx]

hirlaious rap loolol, i was sitting at my mamas homa, when my dada said that i had no joba and nwo im here at the recrutinga officea! off ice off ice off ice!!!

[Assassin7G3]

Little Kuriboh Oh SHIT! and Kroze! OOOOHHH SHIT!!

[xxxparkour4lifexxx]

WANG lolololollz

[RejectedShotgun]

ASkip the ad 0:01

[kyole24]

It's funny because wang means penis

[Misbombas]

arrrrr sir where the LZ???? :DD

[xSolarFlare15x]

Doesn't seem like they're making a "big push" for another episode. It's been more than 2 years. -__-

[Scorpia260]

@xSolarFlare15x that's because the money and the backing ran out. T_T

[xSolarFlare15x]

@Scorpia260 Very unfortunate. This would of been one of the best machinimas too.

[EmoWolfpackLeader]

crab: dance dance like its the last last night of your life life gon get you right- hey, who turned of the lights!? D:<

[SuperRoosterman]

the best machinma i ve ever seen since P.A.N.I.CS and red vs blue

[thissnowtastefunny]

@SuperRoosterman Red vs Blue is Rooster Tooth's Creation lol

[tuberoako777]

When is epsiode 2? :( I have been waiting for years xD

[LarsSeprest]

Why isn't there any other machinima of crysis?

[Macka1995]

Is there any more of these?

[Klookko]

it's funny because wang means penis hahah

[EmoWolfpackLeader]

@Klookko you sure? cuz im chinese and my mothers last name is wang.

think.

[Klookko]

@EmoWolfpackLeader wang is slang for penis..

[EmoWolfpackLeader]

@Klookko whoops... ur right.... sorry

[Klookko]

@EmoWolfpackLeader it's cool =)

[red1995j]

Is this a game, movie, or a video? No wonder I couldn't find it at Gamestop. LOL

[luffydaking98]

its funny because wang mean penis

[RKftw68]

OUTLAW 2-5 OUT

[jussipejulliano]

boring

[shadowboy166]

Best machinima never made...

[downsetgomusic]

Can anyone tell me the song used at 6:12? 

[pleite567]

to funny!

[TheSwayingRocker]

05:27 to 5:30 is from Modern Warfare :D

[gamingdonnie]

waaasupp my niggas! LOL

[MurdahPivot]

Epic!

[EternallyGodBless]

Hahaha, it is funny because "Wang" means "Penis"!!!

[MeanSerbian]

Fucking awsome !!!!

[Carnage1235]

Why didn't they continue this? I mean, this could of possibly of been one of Machinima's GREATEST, but they just............. quitted.

[MrSolathan]

@Carnage1235 no machinima . com canceled them

[MrSolathan]

@Carnage1235 you cant even type machinima "." com in a comment....

[MrSolathan]

@Carnage1235 machinima"."com canceled them well fuck machinima"."com

[cappilot12]

lol, North Koreans and communists in general don't believe in God

[shunkashuutouspring]

HAHAHAHA It's funny because wang means penis!

[shunkashuutouspring]

HAHAHA It's funny because wang means penis!

[RaymondTsang1]

ahahahahah sucha positive intro

[chirlakato]

fake ass justice league music at the end had me DYING lmfao

[TheMO62]

lolololololololoolol

[brandonpop]

You my Wang G?

Yes I am colonel Wang.

Can I touch yoo?

LOL!

[greenprince168]

When's the next episode?

[caboos09]

@greenprince168 they made this over 2 years ago and it got no views so there are no more episodes, but this is probably one of my favourite things on youtube

[peanut6560]

lol he chases a chicken xD

[crazmnke]

what? what?

[XeroGees]

This is why black asians are a bad idea.

[chaoskid717]

Can I Touch U?

[starkiller387]

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[DouglasPrestesPenha]

why this series dies?

[TheEricCartmenez]

Zang? Jong Zang? WASSUP MY NIIGAZ!?

[pfcjoelu]

wat the name of the song

[astral101x]

haha.'IT FUNNY BECAUSE WANG MEANS PENIS!!!!!!!'XD

sorry,could'nt resist

[trignite]

If you thought this was good search for "red zone cryis trailer" its pretty awesome.

[jafri]

NO plans for episode 2,  obviously?

[snowdew222]

Shame this series died.

[bfdhghtjhlkylhjdkgj]

Lol I love how the rookie was killed by the shark

[KittenKiller]

Colonel Wang

[malaketh]

its such a shame when good machinima don't continue

[brianatleftyfilms]

@malaketh We had at least 3.5 scripts written, too. That's just how this goes.

[makelogin300]

10:41 THATS MY MUSIC !!!

[MrXXVII]

isn't the prison beatch one of the rooster teeth "squad" Geoff(grif's voice)?

[MrXXVII]

well forget it its kinda like it

[killerzofnight]

i wouldnt be surprised if he was. this has kroze in it KROOZEE!!!!

[hitachi654]

weres #2

[troggdorthesecond]

KRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOZe!!!!!! -made this.

[Kacumoto93]

uuuuuuuuuu the shark!!!!

Can I touch you?

You are a korean not somekind of gangsta.HAHAHA

BEST MOVIE EVER!

[ZomBLord]

Actually, he's Chinese.

[Adenfrrr]

GUYS!!! THEY NEVEr BROUGHT OUT EP 2!!!!

Sad coz this was real good...

[outlawstar15a2]

Wheres episode 2?

[sTreek90]

this was the best machinima i have ever seen by far!!!!

[CORTEZELGANGSTER]

wy arnt they making no more :(

[aljosa02]

some of the sounds are borrowed from call of duty modern warfare but still its awesome

[FeelTheEfeKt]

bend over dawg i make u my prison biach :P

[MRroddan96]

MORE

[Sackrelije]

can i touch you? xD

[FatDragon54]

Could Zhang be the best soldier ever?

I think "yes".

[ithinkisuckatgaming]

this is like the only machinima ive seen made from the cryengine........

[Adenfrrr]

im makin a few : p

[XXWxwwxWXX]

@ithinkisuckatgaming cause machinima is poor and cant afford computers that can run the cryengine

[enteithegreat44]

Every one on here has seen ygotas probably it's pretty sad

[MorfsPrower]

i know -_-

[Larz9220]

oh my god

i want MORE

[rotomRASENGAN]

Kroze!!!!!

[sabertoothray]

is episode 2 EVER going to come out??

[StarwarsHalofreak]

They did say this was a pilot episode... So another episode is Bound to come out soon. I mean, Crysis is a pain to mod next to Source related games

[sabertoothray]

yea i know watu mean but cmon.. its almost been a year since this has been up

[Carnage1235]

Well, take Last Tier War into account. That had 2 parts, and it was 2 parts of the first episode. The second part said "To be continued". It never had any episodes after, and it's been 2 years.

[Cainus44]

Hey guys. Guess what.

Wang means penis.