How to Keep Your Produce Fresh

[Novellum]

What happens if your microwave gets moldy?

[balooc2]

why buyt 2 microwaves?!! i rather buy new fruit!!

[MrKawai88]

@balooc2 yup

[flyingbanapple]

This can also be used on humans too, it is a cheap way to preserve your looks. Just buy a massive microwave, get in it, turn it on and you'll look fabulous!!

[MrKawai88]

@flyingbanapple lol



[Amipotsophspond]

it brakes apart the cell walls of the bacteria sterilizing it killing off those beneficial emzines braking apart complex proteins and vitamins. microwave chemistry is really interesting. MW resonate the water molecules moving them is like them being hot. but this also separates them from the rest of your food that is why if you microwave a stake destroying it you will have a layer of steam water surrounding a vary dry stake. I am out of char so try to avoid microwaves and all em waves.

[tkoizumi]

well... this goes against the laws of physics in entropy. so yeah... you all decide if this is true lol

[XenteMusic]

@tkoizumi Amazing troll xD

[FreakOfNurture]

@tkoizumi

I just love people who for some reason need to tell the world how they have it figured out.

[DemoncChivas]

produce pussy!

[MQnoob]

The trolling is strong with this one.

[samdman1995]

wow this is the only one that is actually true.

[badopinion]

I'm really curious how many people think these vids are legit...

[FreakOfNurture]

@badopinion

About as many people who feel like they need to comment about how they know they're fake.

[wywywy5]

I've been doing this for years and its one of the number 1 things that people are unaware of when it comes to storing food and keeping it fresh. Informative video.

[deckstore]

sounds like the lady from mega ton

[ValiumAlleyoop]

residual micro-waves??? if there were residual waves, each time you put your hand in the microwave you would fry your hand...and everybody would have skin cancer by now

[gorgolyt]

@ValiumAlleyoop look up the word residual

HERPA DERPING DEE

[ShifterMax]

Meatloaf started playing when I opened this video.

[gamertag223]

wont it make your fruit a gross mush

[gamertag223]

heheheheheheheeehe pumper nickle

[Tazach1]

Ya I lik lamppost too

[TheRiotPatrol]

Hi I'm Mark Erickson and I'm fuckin' dead.

[usernamesaregae]

i microwave myself each night for 2-3minutes so i can live forever

[cmingo85]

this can't be right 

[kittykatro]

GOD, what a moron! Just use a fridge!

[kabivose]

@kittykatro I presume you didn't notice that this advice was for things you can't keep in the fridge. Like bananas. If you put bananas in the fridge they go brown much faster. I haven't tried microwaving a banana but from what I remember the browning isn't due to bacteria so their "explanation" is wrong.

Many people try keeping bananas in the fridge; only a moron would try it twice.

[kabivose]

@kabivose Though of course after you've cooked your banana in the microwave it might well keep better in the fridge. 2 -3 mins would probably explode it but I'm not bored enough to try.

[zeebo4040]

I'm mark erickson and i had anal sex with all these fruits

[Norsefyre]

Microwaving also gets rid of those pesky nutrients.

[Eramirt]

I'm gonna try this with a couple of eggs.

[willavr]

Reverse the aging process? 2-3 mins???

[imnotstpid]

banana's, lettuce and what?

[LuukeNukem]

Anybody heard of the Advice Dog?

Mark Erickson's pet.

[Trevoc2]

If you store in a second microwave, where is the residual waves that are supposed to be there if its not being used?

Also, aren't the bananas being cooked when you microwave them for a whole minute????

[Hazstafarian]

Hi I'm Mark Erickson and I get laid on a daily basis

[Exlusiv2009]

Wow were there microwaves in 80's ?

[SuperRedNova]

He should stick his dick in the microwave and give himself testicular cancer...

[TheCherry1994]

i flush my produces down the toilet

[yitzchak13]

the song in the background is annoying. it sounds like the windows error message

[CrocoShack]

Right after the end of the video, the microwave blew up and Mark died.

[Justnorthofjustice]

:08-:12

[QuicksilverJohny]

@Justnorthofjustice My favorite part.

[KINGPINS77]

I have a 2nd microwave for my CAR BATTERY. Who Needs AAA?

[rclark23]

Don't microwaves "Destroy" the nutritional value of live food?

[wutever1994]

my family keeps my grandpa in a microwave so he can stay fresh and not moldy forever! Thanks Mark! :D

[kylecontreras]

@wutever1994 I wish mark stabs that fat ass in the chest with a bucher knife

[Lukis300]

so you bake the fruits. and?

[mullet559]

he should say " hi im mark erikson and im a fag"

[Optic231]

oh god...what have i done!!

[w00tec]

@Optic231 hahahahah !

[ilikethisfaceXD]

20 bucks that chick is his wife.

[AtlasRedux]

Worked like a charm!

What an amazeing trick! But be careful, If you nuke them TOO long, they might get so fresh you have to wait for them to grow ripe again.

[MadMark2006]

@pidman101 Thank you mister obvious!

[BohepansTheThird]

...Then it exploded! Right after the cameras cut, that is.

[lukeyloony]

People in Asda were looking at me weird when I was buying the over ripe fruits but the jokes on them, now that I can restore them back to their healthy state. And also it will save money for the fruits I don't eat in time. Thanks Mark!

[narutonut48]

i tried this with rotten eggs...it dosnt work.....

[CrocoShack]

My exploding bananas just covered the whole microwave with yellow. Thanks Mark !

[icrackaboy23]

@CrocoShack LMAO!

[fcgfgcfg]

microwave madonna!

[somerandomgymp]

oh god, the comments make it so much funnier

[the12221]

what the heck?

is this a comedy?

[filip000]

Mark is the original troll.

[heyyyyyynow]

Great vids. I hope news of his death is untrue.

[40bluj]

HA banana in a microwave

that is SO fake

[FrontalTraction]

Residual microwaves my ass.

[rpg71412]

91 people dont have microwaves

[JosiahPlummer1988]

LMAO at the people believing this...

[aman113]

I hope this shiit works I just ordered 5 microwaves from comet

[JebusJack]

1:32 "w0w I don't care....weirdo"

[JebusJack]

@iFinalVendetta he was killed in a car accident in early 2008

[SoFrosts]

@JebusJack Wut this guy is dead?You gotta be shitting me, this guy was awesome D:

[Nacionarg]

Damn, I cannot stop laughing. Was this inspired by "Beyond 2000" series?

[janX9]

@Nacionarg Wow Beyond 2000! I totally forgot about that show. I used to love it. Thanks for the reminder of fond memories :)

[Wildcard1992]

hahahahaha residual microwaves

[nekopiratesanji]

"An old chef's trick"? How old, exactly?

[Koldatt]

Hahahahahahahha, I hope to god no one truthfully believes this XD

[oooonek]

omg! this shows are awesome! so much love for details... keep it up!

[MEATIORICPORRIDGE]

thank you, it has worked perfectly awesome for me, i will be buying an additional 3 microwaves on top of the 2 I already have

[Thezemon]

thank you thank you very much

now i have 4 microwave ovens , 3 of them for keeping produce fresh

[nagramash15]

Bonnie Keach.. is that a porn name? :D

[w1ldyovvnz]

WOW! i put my loaf bread in and when i took it out it was a plastic toy peice of bread! you made me lose 26 slices of Bread and made it turn to plastic!

[Yamayamauchiman]

Handy tip! I myself wrapped my own dick in 6 condoms to keep him fresh and healthy!

[0januszeal]

Wait though, if you buy an extra microwave just to keep stuff fresh and never microwave things in it won't there not be any "residual microwaves"?

[H3Media]

I tried that with my banana and..all it did was cook it :/

[TheFlygt]

Hahaha I love these videos!

[iluvmylittlefireman]

well... at least now I know for sure all his videos are bullshit..

[VkyleV]

This bullshit is a bit more obvious than the other ones...

[SmashShock]

I pity the poor people who try this.

[PsnIDShMuK]

lmao!! how does this guy do it!! he gets great actors or wth hahahaha its retarded yet hilarious!!

[KyllingenKaj]

Wow! My cat were getting old and wrinkly, but after watching this. Its never been better! Thank you Infinite Solutions!

[amandeep1234567]

Oh no

I microwaved my banana and it went all blackk :O

Is that suppost to happen???

[OrlandoandEthan]

I just microwaved my banana and it tastes way better! Thanks infinite solutions!!

[SPAMINGxU]

it works!!i did this on my dead cat and whatta ya kno?hes back

thx mark

[randomytcommentuser]

"I have two additional microwaves in my house just for keeping produce fresh"

LOL.

[Pelmenji]

I wonder how the banana will taste if you microwave it daily for a week. No bacterias, no taste, no cellular structure...

So, instead of eating the banana at the first day, do some crazy experiments with it for a week! And if you don't have a microwave, you can use your washing mashine!

[HOBOCTSARANDCO]

so we should all buy 4 or 5 microwaves to store fruits and breads in ? ROFLMAO I see it now some idiot microwaving a banana few times everyday and it exploding !

[screamsinfamous]

1:26 lol FAIL,"get a second oven" don't you mean microwave? you stupid bitch

[UrbanGamer123]

@screamsinfamous best part is shes a pro chef, and ur the stupid bitch the complete term is microwave OVEN! shes just shortening just like u do when u say microwave

[screamsinfamous]

@UrbanGamer123 opps

[truthIsStranger]

@UrbanGamer123

haha yeah thats right call her a stupid bitch! everyone knows how tough urban gamers are, lol. now stab her in the face thirty times, she deserves it. fuck the truth - we can't handle your opinion!

[truthIsStranger]

@UrbanGamer123

omg you had the same fucking problem I had with the words "stupid bitch" being used at all for this.... and in plain text it makes you look just as dumb... youtubing just makes us hate people doesnt it

man you took the bait and passed it on to me, I took it as well

[hitfan01]

im gonna try this. i wanna see a bananna explode.

[PrinceSuperBen]

I microwaved a watermelon and it burst with so much life that it couldn't stay contained within the shell. After scraping it all off the inside, it tasted unlike any delicious ripened fruit ever. Thanks for the tip again, Mark!

[GetMeThere1]

Ah!! Residual microwaves :)

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[Wikket]

I microwaved a really old piece of summer squash that had some mold on it, and now its come alive and is trying to eat me instead! What do I do?!

[pokefire888]

I microwaved my banana and it came back to life to rip me to shreds for putting it back in its miserable phallic shape body.

[fuckyouimtall]

You're retarded. This does not work. I'm a chef. If you do this, you're probably on of the most idiotic people on the face of the earth.

If you put anything in the microwave, it better be for cooking, because your shit will mold 10 times faster.

[TeitiTT]

1:29 Nerd talk " I have A++"

[SPAMINGxU]

does this help with canser?

[Paulisdead18]

I love how people believe any of these videos.

[cebolagrande]

"i Keep 2 microwaves just for it"

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Mustang424]

I wonder how many idiots actually tried this?

[JebusJack]

1:28 - 1:33 always loved it....so awkward

[Ice1010]

Funny shit lol

[ChibiLanna]

is this a joke?

[MyCrownOfWorms]

no, it works.

[ChibiLanna]

No, I didn't mean about the microwave thing, just them.

[Mustang424]

@ChibiLanna Yes.

[midnightvids]

yeah lol

[lookalooey]

LMFAOOO how do they keep straight faces? this shit got me crackin up lmaoo

[BeanedBurrito]

Wpw...is that Rosie o' Donnell from 20 years ago?? xD

[maylo420]

@BeanedBurrito yes it is

[thejobloshow]

I heard... if you microwave a baby it'll turn back into cum..

[lookalooey]

@thejobloshow LMFAOOOOOOOO woooww XD

[Enriquegg]

i heard... you're so idiot

[thejobloshow]

Enrique... that's not english r u a trrist?

[maylo420]

it didnt work i bought 5 microwaves and now i can't return them

[Cheateh]

LOOOOOOL.

[kingkongsam9]

1:20 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NightPhoenix9]

it's only bad to put metal in the microwave if you bought your microwave before 2006. After that the government mandated that an electromagnetic barrier be built into the microwave walls to prevent accidents. If your microwave was built in 2006 or beyond, putting metal in a microwave is no problem, it won't even be hot afterward. Go ahead and give it a try. I like to heat my soup in the can and then eat it out of that. Saves washing bowls.

[Zenonira]

I have a question. Does the de-aging trick work on humans, or is it strictly limited to bananas?

[cliftut]

@ Zenonira

Well, remember that a banana is only part of a larger plant, similar to how your finger is a small part of you. If you microvave your removed finger for about 30-45 seconds, it will probably keep longer, but this won't help the doctor reattach it. Like the banana, it is already "doomed".

[Cheateh]

ROFL

[CrazyHorseInvincible]

It does work, to some extent, on human flesh, but there is a limit to this regeneration called the Hayflick Limit which prevents truly turning back the clock for animals. Age defying makeup currently contains residual microwave energy to take advantage of this limited de-aging, but obviously it's not a silver bullet. The only historical case of microwave immortality is of a woman named Henrietta Lacks. Unfortunately, the intensity of the microwave used gave her cancer and she passed away. :(

[starwars6rulz]

it's called putting them in a bag

[Multatuly]

Thank you soo much, i have 4 microwaves for storage now, I use the de-aging trick all the time.

[jvizz123]

@Multatuly are you kidding?

[JunckiFilms]

My grandma used to do this.

[jvizz123]

@JunckiFilms your grandma was a crazy freak

[giraffesarereal]

what really happens when you microwave a banana? does it explode?

[Gerardk42]

Its so funny that some people actually think this is real. lol

[RenegadeFury]

This works! I put a bunch of old people in a microwave and they haven't aged a bit, then I microwaved them, and they are looking 30 years younger!

[JunckiFilms]

I think I put my grandma in too long, so be warned--she's dead.

Just don't leave it on past 4-5 minutes a day.

[flyby7a]

@RenegadeFury hahahaha you've found the FOUNTAIN of youth.. If ponce de leon could have only had a microwave, he WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.. 5-600 something years old but ALIVE..

[DexterPhilipBorup]

he lied to me... my banana tastes like crap now

[daybrad]

WTF This just raped my bananas. Fuck, I was going to eat them too.

[REdirectURL]

You need to poke holes in fruit, but it's advised you should never put fruit in a microwave. How can people think this real? It's clearly fake. They didn't prove even prove what they said was real! LOL! XD

[tyrant22222]

don't forget to put aluminum foil around the fruit. Turn it on for 5 minutes.

[lpundr1]

NO you're supposed to mix diesel and a. nitrate and then put it in the micro wave

[HEETLAHandFELIPE]

I think it's fake. lolz

[b0b0maj0]

hahaha I wonder how many people micro waved ripe fruit after watching this video.

[Coastergeekperson04]

Maybe when I am older, I should try to microwave myself ;)

[SakikuTorakak]

... I tried the banana trick, and I practically nuked it like that (even with the cooling-after-every-30-seconds­-trick). Not much more left than mush and peel. Maybe that'll keep for a few more days...

[Sirmau]

What a bunch of noob.... for you ladies, put your undies in the microwave for safer sex.... and YEA for you males out there, put a few raw eggs for quick boiled eggs. Don't tell your mama ya doing that, OK?

Happy cooking....LOL

[LightBrand]

I put my pet hamster in it but it didn't come back to life =(

[acedotcom]

thats because it resverse the aging process, not the death process, you noob

[Seaprimate]

If you tried this and it didn't work, then you probably did it wrong. First, you can't have any paper or plastic in the microwave oven since they unevenly disperse heat. Glass is okay as long as its tempered glass and is labeled "microwave safe." Also, a little known trick, when you microwave a banana to restore it, be sure to pause the microwave for five seconds every thirty seconds to allow the radiation to spread evenly inside the oven. This prevents overheating the fruit.

[yarndigger]

Would it work with strawberries?

[gocaitygo]

I am not familiar with this type of comedy... omg I can't stop laughing. And to see people actually try... omg I am going to pee in my pants lol!!!

[rolingpingu]

"I have 2 microwaves in my house only for storing food"

The cook DOESN'T F CARE!!!

[Chavagnatze]

"If we microwave for say 2-3 minutes we can even reverse the aging process" lol

[BohepansTheThird]

Who needs facial creams? Just stick your head in a microwave.

[yummysandwichum]

they said reverse it SLIGHTLY. not "we can completely reverse the aging process"

[Chavagnatze]

Where did I say "completely" ? She never said slightly. 2:03

[yummysandwichum]

if you microwave even longer, say, 2 to 3 minutes, we can even reverse the aging SLIGHTLY

[markvanslam]

well that doesnt really matter since the video is not real. All the infinite solutions videos are jokes. Subtle jokes, but jokes.

[Omikron009]

Subtle if you're retarded, maybe.

[Chavagnatze]

Whatever. You trolled through 1000 Comments to correct me. You fail anyway.

[srfsocal]

when you heat your banana the microwaves kill most of the enzymes and nutrients ..ssoooooo

[rtkeith23]

lol bonnie keach

[ripppking]

i used this tip with my burnt cookies i just made!!!it works great nd the cookies were delishous!!!THANKS MARK!!!

[kingkongsam9]

OMFG this gye is a genious! i love him im going to buy 10 MICROWAVES YES THATS RIGHT I SAID IT 10!!!!!!!! so i can store all my food .....FUCK MY REFRIGERATOR!!!! I WANT MICROWAVES!!

[bagman4175]

I leave doughnuts in the microwave because there is not enough cupboard or refrigerator space to store a dozen Dunkin Doughnuts there, and if I leave them on the table or counter top the cats will eat them even though they know they are not suppose to get up there. Although the microwave is cat proof (since cats lack opposable thumbs and the strength to open it), it does nothing to keep the doughnuts any fresher so I have to make sure my wife and I eat them in a matter of a couple days.

[Cryptoguy]

you really don't need thumbs to open a microwave door.

toilet lids, however...