One Life Remaining 08/22/2009

[TheMintymilkshake]

Pretty much every top comment on John's videos is to do with relating to him, which I totally agree with but if there are so many of us how come there are so many twats in the world?

[I4mI3ack]

how does brown + purple = blue?

[Jeroen14nl]

Ah, the good old days when Machinima posted stuff worth watchinh.

[sasaki999pro]

"Is their like a pamphlet I missed growing up providing the answers to stupid questions?"

Yes its called Stupid Obvious Information (SOI) Magazine

[Mackan272]

The reason we humans think that poop smells like shit is that it's very unhygenic and the smell makes us avoid it.

Cus knowledge is power!

[ThePsycho117]

@Mackan272

Genius

[decker9764]

thats right Anthony look on the bright side...you might bbe able to find one with a shotgun!

[RCEcho1138]

Jaw Breakers and Milk

A Real Man's Meal

[Ashadow700]

The last line of this episode, tt has got to be one of the best lines Jon has ever come up with =)

[RedMilkproductions]

Anthony = Holden Caulfield??

[DeadManWalking49]

*remind

[DeadManWalking49]

Does 3:46 reming anyone of A New Hope? The scene where Luke is looking at the sun wanting to join the rebellion?

[jredbaron96]

Anthony didn't say "I love you back Mom."

[mouthycarnival]

lol love the transaction from killing him self to pooping chocolate cake.

[MrHerecomesjohnny]

but what does halo have anything to do with your machinimas anymore??

[KyIeBiz]

Jon did an excellent job reaching his community. His target audience IS his main character.

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Jon really captures the mam,secondary school dicks and socially awkward guys Luke me perfectly well done john

[joshstephensXD]

08:43 "hey maybe I could find one with a shotgun" I lolled so hard at that bit

[i2Lazy2BeLegit]

I like how he went from banging his head against the wall to death, to shooting people who wear Billabong in the head.

[ninjammer726]

my favorite halo parody

[xSwaggerDoodlex]

lovev this series 

[profminki]

I love Anthony's mental dialogues.

[ninjammer726]

@profminki yeah fucking genius!!!

[UTFxMarcus]

"with a PHD in gonorrhea" that made me lol.... cabu pls amke a 3rd season

[FreeKishL1sT]

@Darkpup15 Sorry, I didn't mean to double post. That was an accident. I don't think that's why you got mad, though. Anthony's 'monologue' about God made him seem like he knew what he was talking about. I realize he is a fictional character, I just can't help but try and clear things up like that. People might actually be convinced God doesn't exist just because this video. You are right, though; People shouldn't post religous comments on videos like this. I've learned my lesson.

[bucketofshrimp9897]

I was not expectin 8:43 i LOLED SO HARD

[Darkpup15]

Lol my parents are the exact same fucking way, and i mean to the fucking point exactly the same and i act like this...this is like the first relatable AND funny thing Jon has done..kudos...kudos

[THELOLMANCOOL]

Its funny cause this is really what people think about.

[Cheesyman125]

Wow I really understand how annoying anthonys parents are.

[FreeKishL1sT]

In response to Anthony questioning why God didn't make everything awesome: First, there was the Garden of Eden. A perfect place. You could say that everything was awesome. Then, Adam and Eve went against God's orders, and gained free will. Now, God is testing us to find out what we believe in before we die, and he has at least made the world tolerable. Heaven is the indirect recreation of the GoE. TL;DR: Die a christian, and everything will be awesome.

[Darkpup15]

@FreeKishL1sT btw congratulations for ruining the fucking comments with your religous hypocritical bullshit you dumb bitch, i didnt know that this entire fucking video was about dieing a christian

[FreeKishL1sT]

In response to Anthony questioning why God didn't make everything awesome: First, there was the Garden of Eden. A perfect place, where real life consequences did not exist. You could say that everything was awesome. Then, Adam and Eve went against God's orders, and gained free will. Now, God is testing us to find out what we believe in before we die, and he has at least made the world tolerable. Heaven is the indirect recreation of the GoE. TL;DR: Die a christian, and everything will be awesome.

[theheadhunter163]

i like how he transitions his thoughts to from suicide to awsome chocolate cake poop!....then back to the suicide at the end...ahhh sounds like a ordinary monday to me.

[thrixxxlol]

lol anthony has a black for a farther and and a cyclops(from futurama the purple colour) for parants

[ShadowSpartanFilms]

I love the ending to these episodes, they're funny.

[96TGOD69]

hes holding a gun the whole time...

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

I relate to Anthony in every fucking way...

[sniperdown23]

@Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX wait till the second season lol

[NeoWaker]

I love that monologue

[KukiwearsGucci]

so much respect for jon, his shows are awesome

[FalcoAcePilot32]

last sentence!

[trashtalk1369]

Hey!!!!!! You stole my thoughts!!!!!!

[Severepwner]

Reminds me of Freeman's mind.

[Djrichie1996]

haha he wanted to buy a gun n he gots a gun on his hand

[DisarrayINC]

I'd like to see a series of one life remaining that focuses almost entirely on Anthony's time at school.

[MrDemon9392]

what kind of school has prom AFTER grad?

[DisarrayINC]

@MrDemon9392 Mine...

[MrDemon9392]

What happen?

My face exploded. lol epicness!

[EmperorRax]

They had just returned home from a part on eighth of august and now it's twenty second of august?! What a long ride home...

[orindark]

u never tell ur mom i cant w8 to move out, it breaks their heart

[LordDeathRay]

lol My parents' names are Deb & Alan.

[mahbaloney]

resevoir dogs

[Witchdoctor1138]

BECAUSE SHE'S AN IDIOT WITH A PHD IN GONORRHEA!

best quote ever.

[guydude133]

The magical pamphlet of answers is called the internet Anthony.

[bluecookieeater]

wasnt he blue in the first episode?

[Jakleful]

@bluecookieeater changing clothing makes it realistic

[TheNesNoob]

It was all sad and depressing till the end. Then it got funny and i lol'ed. Seriously a roomate with a shotgun WOULD be useful. Maybe that could be the sequel to Hobo With a Shotgun. Maybe it turns out the roomate was the Hobo in the first film. 0.o

[MrLastlived]

@TheNesNoob Holy crap. I found someone who watched that movie and this too! Cool. Oh my real message? I agree. The random funny endings are awesome and it would make an excellent squel..... Hmmm, 'Roomate With A Shotgun' !

[BlackoutPwnsU]

"Some mold fairy comes along, whips out her moldy cock, and jizzes mold all over your bread" Lol!

[TheDarklord0211]

noobs.. so fucky faggoty!

[101Swiftflick]

Anthony should be grateful he doesn't have a mother that gets drunk on a regular basis and shits in the oven when I'm trying to cook dinner. (True story please don't ask)

[itchykilleraz]

@101Swiftflick ....o_0

[THE8SHREDDER]

@101Swiftflick w...t...f... O.o

[Editingdoor]

@101Swiftflick O_O

[iBenedetto]

@101Swiftflick I'd like to party with her, lmfao

[Evzone1821]

@101Swiftflick that sux bro. Srry 2 hear that

[101Swiftflick]

@Evzone1821 One thing I've come to love about this show is how many times Anthony's life points out the fact that graduating high school (while important) means zip to the REAL WORLD and if you don't have connections BEFORE entering college than all the time, money and effort used there means nothing either.

Not to mention the fact that life sucks and nice people get nothing in the end but a giant middle finger and meaningless death. These days I only exist to see what they come out with next.

[TheFacelessGamer95]

@101Swiftflick i kinda wana kill myself right now

[TheNesNoob]

@101Swiftflick Thumbs up to you sir!

[101Swiftflick]

@Evzone1821 But thanks for caring!

[xXD1MZXx]

I think hes turning emo :P

[scalper38]

so his dad is a brown dude his mom is purple and that makes light blue or whatever? my crayons didnt teach me that

[bloodshadefilms]

@scalper38 lol

[Vocalen]

@scalper38 try markers it could result different

[xlrd98]

@scalper38 Maybe thats his stepdad

[JahzlMndz]

@scalper38 lmao

[Clinster246]

I tell my mom on a regular basis that I can't wait to move out.... she screams and hits me so, you Mr Anthony have a good mom

[halowizard0106able]

@Clinster246 i do too.

[thrixxxlol]

@Clinster246 :O i thought i was alone in this world

[outlawstar15a2]

@Clinster246 Can I meet your mom, I'd like her to brutalize me.

[Greiffenhorst]

@Clinster246 You might not know that, maybe Anthony skips to 4 years later because he didnt want to show the world that his mom gave him an ass beating, then again maybe not.

[ThatGuysSockAccount]

The future sucks. People use empty oil drums as tables and all the walls have very little paint on them

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

@ThatGuysSockAccount lol

[Zenithnoon12]

Anthony uses my armor color :)

[XxQmanxXP2B]

I bet he fantasizes of the Mold Fairy

[Luda2thecool]

If he kills himself he'll just respawn



[EzioAditory]

"Jaw Breakers and milk a real mans meal" XD

[TheScienceiscool]

this is to awkward to watch

[hayden11r]

I just noticed this was put up on my birthday!

[FlyerThanAPlane]

@DP2501 I FEEL BAD FOR YU AS WELL AS ANTHONY

[ironhenge7]

Struggle makes a man a man, thats why :P

[ChiefMaverick515]

LMFAO

[Inferno5127]

"Whips out her moldy cock and jizzes mold all over the bread" HAHAHAHA omfg that's priceless

[hoppityhop9]

ahh man this came out a day before my birthday

[LozBoz24]

Oh wow, 4:20 onwards is pure awesomeness. :)

[metarydly7111]

"What if i f*cked up my shot and turned into a vegetable" XD

[shadowknight539]

(sigh) roommate great.... hey maybe i can find one with a shotgun

[trooper555able]

The first time I heard the last line I went "Oh my GOD"

[DuhyatheSecond]

Its like some mold fairy just comes along, whips out her moldy cock and jizzes all over it.

[Fuzzietomato1]

What happened?

My face exploded... LOL

[Therandomkid44]

Anthony kinda reminds me of myself. :D

[MackanK94]

That's one hell of an apartment, 5 barrels and a box!!!

[HahaIShotU]

my sister has the phd

[daftrok]

3:00 I felt his mom's heart break right there. If I could do anything, I would go back to my teenager self and punch him in the face so that he'd understand what she was trying to do.

[Galather0]

Deborah reminds me too much of my mom LOL

[105t50u15]

@Galather0 ditto XD

[BryceIsAwsome]

HAHA... At the party Anthony said.. I would never hit on her unless i had a base ball bat and a cure for AIDS. HAHAHA

[HalfChinaman]

HAha lol I laughed at the shotgun part!

[SuperMrHotDog]

"hey maybe I can find one with a shotgun" hahahahahaa

[thebutterfly992]

I believe many people finds them self in this series... It reminds me of myself too...

[fierblaze]

man, this is deep. its so like me, same questions(mostly) and same probs. this guy is fucking genius, combining halo, comidy, and the deepest shit iv ever known.

[Fanvadenaxar]

im in the same position only a few years earlier, more like 3 years

[nineheads1]

Damn this guys attitude pisses me off

[flubberface08]

I'm on Anthony's side.

[skykid720]

lol the ending was hilarious

[thedudenameVELDRIN]

deborah: why did u insult his girlfriend

anthony: cuz she an idiot with a PhD in gonorrhea

hahahh thats still funny

[TheVidd1er]

we need a series where Anthony thinks about random things like in this video

[ICANNOTFINDANAMEOKAY]

Jon CJG has easily proven himself as 75 percent Chuck Norris by making both Hard Justice and One Life Remaining by himself.

[pianoremixer]

@ICANNOTFINDANAMEOKAY and Arby n the chief

[viiReCoNzZ]

A mould fairy whips out her mouldy cock and jizzes mould all over the bread. lololololololololololololololo­lolol. (the large amount of 'lol's is clearly not a reference to one of Jon JCG's awesome machinima series.)

[Helm2112]

@MrBananawarrior i have no problem with cod all together it''s just black ops that pisses me off

[zubborpions]

someone should make a web to listen to those dum things

[Helm2112]

wow a black cocks ( i mean ops) ad on a halo vid...

[gamingguy1913]

@Helm2112 whatd you expect dude they pick frikin random adds so stop complaining

[Helm2112]

@gamingguy1913 i can complain if i want to!!!

[Babelfish112]

aww this was depressing..... im off to see some arby n the chief!

[Palakto]

Why would he need a prom date if he graduated?

[marigi215]

@TheEnsignUSN Weirdly when i read this it said it on the vid lol.

[bradknightable]

@thepowerlaugh lol i thumbs down it i u want to find me come to buchkill creek court Las Vegas Navada and bring a knife bitch

[TartanPaints]

@thepowerlaugh 148 people are now dead

[palpatine112]

i hope the mold fairy doesnt jizz on my bread lol and craping choclate wooooow

[benfclark]

Story of my life...

[deathlyfruitloops]

The whole outdoors scene...influenced by star wars? maybe? 

[jakthelombax]

@thepowerlaugh soooooooo. 134 people are dead right now?

[solidsnakefovever]

@thepowerlaugh reverse psychology

[DeadraLord]

Is there something wrong with me if I completely agree with Anthony's take on bread?

[puncher85438]

If you wre anyone else id tackle you to the ground but your my mom so i can't do Shit

So true

[sentryphenix]

@puncher85438 ive never EVER said that to my mom when i was younger *laughs*....shit i have.

[WiseOldBill]

@puncher85438 i feel inclined to give you a 'thumbs up' but your bad grammar makes me feel disobliged too

[puncher85438]

@WiseOldBill Well do excuse my hastefull writing style for I was not in the most patiant of moods thus I wrote in a careless fashion and did not review my words before submitting them to this comments page but there is nothing I can do for this development as it has been many a moon since that act so Im afraid your comment is rendered quite void.

[WiseOldBill]

@puncher85438 Mate it was a Joke. You do know what sarcasm is? and also who writes in such a formal tone on a regular basis. Besides i gace it a thumbs up anyway there's no need yo get defensive. Your blowing this massively out of proportion

[puncher85438]

@WiseOldBill so was that I was making fun of the fact you said i had bad grammer so i replied with a comment that had great grammer get it

[WiseOldBill]

@puncher85438 Not really. You seemed quite pissed off i must say

[puncher85438]

@WiseOldBill and thus the great flaw of the internet appers again we can't tell what tone or body language we use when we type its just letters oh well

[WiseOldBill]

@puncher85438 True

[GoodCoffeeInc]

"I love you." "Yeh, alright see ya"

[ReaperStalfo]

i wonder if i can find a roommate that has a shotgun, lol

[odstfan100]

what I mean is I have a life just about the same as his

[odstfan100]

I can relate to this

[AlphaCYB3R]

Did anyone notice that he changed Anthony's dad's name to Allen when it was Larry before. Also the dad's color changed.

[mickadude]

didnt his dad had 2 armor colors in the previous episode? now his only brown... no racist!

[DP2501]

Anthony reminds me too much of myself.

[TheSlayder1000]

@DP2501 You do know this series is about johns life right?

[shadowwolf9955]

@TheSlayder1000 no its not

[TheSlayder1000]

@shadowwolf9955 no it is trust me

[shadowwolf9955]

@TheSlayder1000 no it is not the character is like him but this is not his life

[TheSlayder1000]

@shadowwolf9955 Dude i know John he even said so calm down.

[shadowwolf9955]

@TheSlayder1000 im not angry but have u watched the other epiesoids IT IS NOT HIS LIFE

[capin45]

@DP2501 I thought the same thing.

[sentryphenix]

@DP2501 well im nothing like anthony at all *laughs*....haha.....oh wait i am...dammit.

[Zeafoor]

@DP2501 same.

[EvilA110]

@DP2501 same here dude

[Razorfist13]

@DP2501 me to

[solidsnakefovever]

@thepowerlaugh Reverse psycology?

[50predator50]

What's up with the intr its just a guy standing there just blank just nothing wtf...

[Medevil9908]

@50predator50 so you can wonder

[THEFALLEN093]

@thepowerlaugh i thumbs down cus u wanted thumbs up

[yadiroks]

i would of made it to where you poop out chocolate cake

[NiggazShades]

Can I grow up and stop asking my selves these fucking retarded questions, I hate milk, and what the fuck is up with yogurt.

[KingDman97]

Thumbs up if One Life Remaining Should be moved to Halo Reah.(PLZ)

[DemonSoul332]

I love how everyone is the same heighth :|

[williemay100]

maby i can find one with a shotgun