at the minute 5:07, a spanish boy say "Vaya pepino". I'm spanish and I think if the co-driver of Clarkson could know a little bit of english, he knows that it means "what a very cool car!"
James: "It's not actually an overdrive, but, it, we need to treat it as one. It's actually a ratio of 1 to 1, it's simply locks the input shaft to the output shaft"
After enduring a lifetime of short jokes, Hamster suddenly realizes that hanging out with Jeremy Clarkson for a decade has left him ill-prepared for dealing with potentially socially sensitive situations.... There Is No Justice.
The model would be the worst to drive with. I feel bad for James, having to deal with such insolence and materialistic cosmetic intrusions. I couldn't stand the ignorance.
@169Phoenix I agree that the dumb chick is utterly useless for other purposes than eye-candy. But I feel Joan Verger is better than Mr. Midget, with his endless number-crunching and instructions. If only Clarkson spoke some Spanish...
@untmdsprt I only date girls with good looks AND brains. Then again, I only hang out in academic circles, so it's not really a problem for me. No need for me to re-evaluate my standards.
@Athaeus good for you in finding girls that share the same interests as you. Saves a lot of time weeding out the asses that just want in your pants to someone who might actually want you for something more.
I googled her. I'm not sure it's possible even for stupidity to overcome that kind of attractiveness, She is absolutely gorgeous!
AndyHutton1969 11 hours ago
Actually I still care how stupid she is...
Static172 1 day ago
Do you actually think she is dumb? This whole show is fake as shit, it's just a script...
But still entertaining as fuck
BeigeSocks 1 week ago
I facepalm everytime her mouth opens. Faith in humanity; lost.
VicTheMazdaFan1993 1 week ago
Oy did more maths than you todayyy!
No you didn't, I did more maths than you!
LOL Jezza <3
MouthfulofDom 2 weeks ago
James May pouting is something I won't forget in a hurry.
bbobblehead 3 weeks ago
midget: why cant we get one of them? those are nice cars, i bet they dont over heat.
that craked me up so bad :D
krollalfa2 4 weeks ago
maddy is so dumb...
Just sayin
pooeee111 4 weeks ago
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godhanger 1 month ago
BLONDE
7thKILLER1 1 month ago
madison has big boobs....
122simran 1 month ago
poor james
theoxtheory 1 month ago
Her acting's bad xD but she's trying !
bane92 1 month ago
her stupidity make her look hideous to me
shadowromeo22 1 month ago
i would ve kicked her out a very loooonnnng time ago..would gotten myself a random pedestrian
shadowromeo22 1 month ago
hope that model is just acting
cheryl123ize 1 month ago
LMFAOO!!!!!! 4:25
ceajay11 1 month ago 2
short short short short
theearlynovember2011 1 month ago
that feel when i skip the parts of woman conversations even in this video
launger 1 month ago
wtf?! who let her out of the kitchen?
fazreensyuhada 2 months ago
dunno, a straight man?
Stimor 1 month ago
lol "Time, Manuel!" Fawlty Towers FTW
jba8472 2 months ago
Richard's co-driver is damn funny...
MultiTopgearfan 2 months ago
All you folks need to do is google Madison Welch's pictures and photo shoots.... You wont care how stupid she may or may not be....
dave0886 2 months ago 21
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MultiTopgearfan 2 months ago
@dave0886 I took your advice. Now no other woman is good enough.
xPyroxx 3 weeks ago
@dave0886 I actually care. Dumb stupid women are attractive only to morons. If you know what I mean.
ansimionescu 1 week ago
0:39 Nice.
MrJRG97 2 months ago 2
stupid hoe but i'dd fuck
22luongo1 3 months ago
meanwhile back in pc world....
michael85969 3 months ago
@michael85969 What does he mean by that?
MrJRG97 2 months ago
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2:21. " NOW!!!! Gogogogogogogo!!!!
TheDrumdude21 3 months ago
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TheDrumdude21 3 months ago
2:19 hahahahahahahah funny.
ozscorpio7 3 months ago
i think shes acting
ericngohp 3 months ago
shes thick
MrDante1945 3 months ago
i cant believe jeremy cannot crash change a gearbox, it isnt that hard
pedekiller 3 months ago
i loved richards license plate, its my inicials :)
Great vid once more!
dnhug 4 months ago
1:20 fcking lol!
Jerome77D 4 months ago
Midget: It makes y9ou look smaller.
Hammond: Well, now! I, erm..... Ok.
megabyteme64 4 months ago
James got Madison Welch
Richard got a midget
Jeremy got a non english speaking guy
gdialpha 4 months ago
I find it most satisfying to minimize off bed time concerning hotties.
dinnerandashow 4 months ago
doesn't he need a car seat in the car and a booster seat when he is at a restaurant
virginiatechfanx 4 months ago
2:22 NOW GOGOGOGOGOGO LMFAO HAHAHAH
akkifans 4 months ago
whose the hot blonde?? i want to thank her for putting up with james and to tell her to call me lol
xXPanfy004013Xx 4 months ago
@xXPanfy004013Xx Madison Welch
rutter23 4 months ago
some co-drivers :D
Va4esS 4 months ago
why they don't speak english?, because they are spanish XD
hitmanieves 5 months ago 3
i didnt hear a single thing james said
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2:23 haha GO! NOW NOW NOW!
SFAydogdu66 5 months ago
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2:23 haha GO! NOW NOW NOW!
SFAydogdu66 5 months ago
White Chevrolet Captiva!!!
DigitalRedWing 5 months ago
bryan is great. i laughed at him all episode
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at the minute 5:07, a spanish boy say "Vaya pepino". I'm spanish and I think if the co-driver of Clarkson could know a little bit of english, he knows that it means "what a very cool car!"
isimotopollo 5 months ago
No u didn't i did more maths than youuu... Uuiuruurmmm. Hahahaha I love jeremy's classic impressions
will736rule 5 months ago
i want her in my bed!
RandomoGaming 5 months ago
he hasn't got a map of the route.
IMSAIFalken 5 months ago
"I did more maths than you today. No you didn't i did more maths than you"
nathwarey 6 months ago 3
3:30 for jimi hendrix
SeBi2221996 6 months ago
Madi : 'do you actully do anything to your hair ? '
James : ' well, I wash it ... occasionally' XD :L
larch14 6 months ago
These are all out of order. fucking asshole
Tunerdude94 6 months ago
Madi: "Why aren't they speaking English?"
James: "Because they're Spanish."
Hahahaha
THE916AZN 6 months ago 4
James: "It's not actually an overdrive, but, it, we need to treat it as one. It's actually a ratio of 1 to 1, it's simply locks the input shaft to the output shaft"
- (interupt)
Madi: "I don't know what your talking about.."
hahahaha, lmao ! Why, I do love this show! :D
JordanW8497Sum41 6 months ago 7
Wow super fine
albinoking32 7 months ago
2:35 why is Richard bucked in with the rear seat seatbelt?
LifeinTechnicolourii 7 months ago
@LifeinTechnicolourii Its a five point harness connected to the rollcage.
Tunerdude94 6 months ago
Jeez I'd be sick of her after 5 min, give me a sexy woman with brains any day
dustziggy 7 months ago
dayum shes hot!
aol2aol3 7 months ago
After enduring a lifetime of short jokes, Hamster suddenly realizes that hanging out with Jeremy Clarkson for a decade has left him ill-prepared for dealing with potentially socially sensitive situations.... There Is No Justice.
Muryxkitteh 7 months ago
That blonde girl is quite a daft cow, isn't she?
MrCartman2578 7 months ago
@MrCartman2578 yes but she does have nice tits
ionutzuuuu 7 months ago
madison welch is hot
mitsuevo8mr 7 months ago
Brian! BOLLOCKS!
saga212 8 months ago
Hendrix!
AlanOfAmine09 8 months ago
Hendrix!
AlanOfAmine09 8 months ago
Hammond´s co-driver is hilarious.
Peuranpuolikas 8 months ago 5
The 1 who dislike gets jealous of James.
KaiWen4EVER 8 months ago 5
Wow she is seriously a stupid hoe. So hot.
Dennissays 9 months ago 77
@Dennissays no, she is acting
crazer96 3 months ago
@Dennissays she was acting haha so its even better
XxajayzxX 1 month ago
the steeringwheel is so big, it's make you look smaler LOL :-)
foxlyen 9 months ago
Jezza: I have one gear NO!
manuel: no? *confused*
rodpotatoes19009 9 months ago
All hot women are that dumb from experience.
DjRjSolarStar 9 months ago 5
@DjRjSolarStar In Asia it's the exact opposite. From experience :)
RoyalDecapitation 8 months ago
@RoyalDecapitation Asian women are creepy fucks.
MacGyver920 8 months ago
is she acting? or is she really... well... don't know how to say this.
CeasarII 9 months ago 50
@CeasarII Acting
crazer96 3 months ago
7:20 is the funniest thing ever.
arthurvandaley 10 months ago
u peepz be kinda sad, she aint all that hot
MzVixen05 11 months ago
@MzVixen05 Bullshit.
murf69 11 months ago 4
@MzVixen05 If he ain't hot then you must be gay...
eskon12345 10 months ago
@MzVixen05 To a gay man such as your self maybe.....
FlyingBoxHead 9 months ago
@FlyingBoxHead dude I'ma chick.
MzVixen05 9 months ago
@FlyingBoxHead Whoa.A female Top Gear fan?My full respect then.Apologies.
FlyingBoxHead 9 months ago
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@FlyingBoxHead You'd be surprised how many of us there are. (And no, we don't just watch because of Richard's teeth.)
Muryxkitteh 7 months ago
The short guy is hilarious :D
ShawnD1 11 months ago
3:25-3:55 - Jimi Hendrix!
HelishSushik 11 months ago 2
@HelishSushik Good spotting.
murf69 11 months ago
im glad the suspension on this is good then, especially on my side...
32middlelinebacker 11 months ago
She's a bloody idiot...
galvanfd 11 months ago 5
id hurt madi..
crazyviolent69 1 year ago
"Why don't they speak English?"
"'Cuz they're Spanish."
LOL
Rckid27 1 year ago 9
Midget: It's a very big steering wheel, isn't it. It makes you look smaller.
Hammond: Well now......um, okay.
Classic.
kjparlay 1 year ago
y dont they speak english? ahaa i would so fuck the ass off her
cloric1 1 year ago
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SHE IS SO SEXY
superewind 1 year ago
Weird, watch the horizon at :25
mathandspeak 1 year ago
@mathandspeak
LOOL ya
wtf is that
crazyviolent69 1 year ago
Fucking midget cunt.
essex9207 1 year ago
sweet love xD
jeffrey1552 1 year ago
3:51 Just look at that bum, look at that! :D
rock3tcat 1 year ago
Can't say prejudice and stereotypes appear out of a vacuum after seeing that chick.
Or rather, prejudice against blondes did appear out of vacuum.
TempestDust 1 year ago
OMG this show is incredible.
hcgazoo 1 year ago
What roundabout? GASP!!!!!
slopeysworld 1 year ago 3
lol, jezza's head sticking above the rollbar
roterendeinlaatschij 1 year ago
Boobs: "Why aren't they speaking English?"
Cap. Slow: "Because they're Spanish."
Probably the best line ever.
GooseThunderfoot 1 year ago 6
huge knockers in an old crocker!
avalonslayer 1 year ago
why dont they speak english???.....cause their spanish..... lmao
hondahp18 1 year ago 9
i don't know why but james' renault just makes me want to have one! it is so ugly it's cool!
elilichtenberg 1 year ago
@elilichtenberg its a citroen
jujitsujew23 1 year ago
"25 pounds is riding on this, Juan, 25 pounds. Which is about...25 euros................thanks to Mr. Brown"
JEREMY CLARKSON, YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH. LOLL
WyPotter 1 year ago 3
damn those are some nice titties.
Afridi786 1 year ago 10
The model would be the worst to drive with. I feel bad for James, having to deal with such insolence and materialistic cosmetic intrusions. I couldn't stand the ignorance.
Stratocaster05 1 year ago
"You should wear a hairband!"
"......No...."
MrMoterKid 1 year ago
1:29 JOY DIVISION!!!!! they play awesome music on this show
Minus42Zero 1 year ago
1:25 hahahaa
sandythebear 1 year ago
7:39 - Bollocks!!!!
3110wen 1 year ago
I love the camera work inside of the Citröen!!!
alaj222 1 year ago
what do I do at this roundabout -slow
what roundabout?-blonde
788dreamliner 1 year ago
Wow she's hot.
julianshield1 1 year ago 8
i love the blonde and james, they make me laugh.
Rukashi8oh8 1 year ago 7
haha ..
kedharf1 1 year ago
I did more maths than you !!
No no, I did more maths than you !!
XD
Nunoelement 1 year ago 8
the midget was the most useful...the blonde girl just got the looks but dumb lol ....
169Phoenix 1 year ago 2
@169Phoenix I agree that the dumb chick is utterly useless for other purposes than eye-candy. But I feel Joan Verger is better than Mr. Midget, with his endless number-crunching and instructions. If only Clarkson spoke some Spanish...
Athaeus 1 year ago 6
@Athaeus ROFL, so you mean to say that a chick with some brains is better than this one? Guess you men have to re-evaluate your standards.
untmdsprt 1 year ago
@untmdsprt I only date girls with good looks AND brains. Then again, I only hang out in academic circles, so it's not really a problem for me. No need for me to re-evaluate my standards.
Athaeus 1 year ago
@Athaeus good for you in finding girls that share the same interests as you. Saves a lot of time weeding out the asses that just want in your pants to someone who might actually want you for something more.
untmdsprt 1 year ago
@untmdsprt Haha, well I don't think any guy would ever mind just playing around with girls that 'just want into our pants'.
Athaeus 1 year ago
Spectacular!
Rooster19721501 1 year ago
6:04 D'oh!
johnflaherty 1 year ago 4
booooobs!
wetdreamsband 1 year ago 232
haha best episode ever
danski2345 1 year ago 80