Special Poetry Slam - Bears and my BODY

[ps2player41]

Fart inhalers???.... wtf?!

[TheTalkingMushroom]

awwww what is he diagnosed with ?

[emmy3555555]

awww hes so cute. this almost made me cry.

[MrKiesling]

@ThePapercutKiller Ahahahahhahahaha

[MrKiesling]

Did that potato just talk?

[ThePapercutKiller]

@MrKiesling if god existed he would send you to hell

[benriddlebarger]

WHy is it sponsored by a fart machine?

[Lunarvx22]

After laughing at all the other videos, this one always bums me out.

[chrispcock69]

BARE BUKKAKE TUGS OVER THIS WASTE GASH



[iwillownyourface]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[therainmaster288]

what is wrong with him?

[xlaleclx]

Oh god, that fart inhaler thing made me lose it

[richardsimones]

What do you think he is talking about when he says "they go to sleep for a long time, big sleep?"

[moralreef]

@richardsimones that he likes sleeping?

[therainmaster288]

I lost it at the end when it said "Brought to you by The Fart Inhaler"

[DavidJomaas]

TIMMEH

[GeneralSauerKraut]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[YoshiTrips]

@GeneralSauerKraut LOL thats so bad yet im dying from laughter!

[livewiresixx220]

hes cute

[lokirage]

flathead monster

[DBukator]

Wait...was that potato talking?

[Quinnoco]

if i were an animal I'd be a rooster. I'd be a big black cock.

[PRIZZAOVEN]

Breaks my heart every time. This guy is a champion.

[hiLyrq]

Im going to hell. Fuck.

[monkeypoo3000]

I almost cried

[EyMonster9]

i dont see anything funny on it really.. i thiks cute..

[Kimadaishi]

So cute. <3

[Spurneyy]

omg he's retarded, glad i have a good life

[Spurneyy]

LOOOOOL

[MrBojangles528]

"my body feels angry sometimes"

like dis if u cry evrytime

[Spacenuggetcadet]

Aww, poor little critter! She's like a stuffed animal awwww!!!

[wwearepilots]

i hope he becomes a bear when he grows up.

[ungothicdove]

"I sweat. My belly hurts. I try."

That pretty much covers us all at one point or another.

Beauty in simplicity.

[unseen101520]

@awakenthemonster fuck yeah!!

[thetrollking124]

gay people are retarded and retards are gay.

[zzq123k]

This inspires me.

[joshawesomepenguin]

i used to be like him, then i took an arrow to the knee

[theCOREYCOLAK]

You sure he doesn't say "My Body is Weak?"

[AwakentheMonster]

If I was God, I would incarnate this kid to be the biggest fucking Black Bear ever.

[bettaman94]

@AwakentheMonster if i was god i would never have created this atrocity... filthy scum

[markn622]

Werewolf one was awesome and funny. This one is just depressing and sad. What is even more depressing and said is that this kid probably gets more pussy than me =/

[redDragon424]

@thumbsupbrah good now he won't contribute to our population problems

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

I lol'd pretty hard.

[ThumbsUpBrah]

He died. I hope you feel miserable now for laughing

[bettaman94]

@ThumbsUpBrah lol haha

[skater251993]

I'd boink him.

[joeyfalconhead]

hahahahahhahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zaba5]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Theresa82Alm]

he's so sweet

[mac19971]

What...  The hell.... Is fartnhaler????.....

[desuTHEGAMEdesu]

MY BODY IS READY...

[AmarilloStarshine]

When I first saw this and he said "my body" I thought he was going to recite some lyrics from the song "My body" by Young The Giant....

[simetradon]

God didn't do this, you did, I knew you were a narcotics officer!

[MissMandy102]

GOD did not " do" this to that little boy. I get so upset when ppl blame God for all the bad stuff that happens. Who do you praise when good things happen to you? God is the reason you're still alive today. Don't forget that

[skegpit]

@MissMandy102 God sniffs dicks.

[JG26Music]

I actually thought "My Body" was a very deep poem for how simple it is.

My body is work.

My body feels angry sometimes.

I sweat.

My belly hurts.

I try.

[0211brucetube]

@JG26Music then BROUGHT TO YOU BY FART INHALER!!

[magnacore11]

@JG26Music Dude I dont even know if you're being sarcastic or what...you know how the comments section is haha

[bettaman94]

@JG26Music its not deep its a fuckin retarded kid hes not actually putting the words together i hope u and this kid are dead by noe. holla holla get dolla$

[daysleeper318]

@bettaman94 i think you're just a little jealous that the kid with a disability is more poignant than you

[bettaman94]

@daysleeper318 so poignant deep and profound are his words i agree this clearly is not due to the fact that he doesnt havethe mental capacity to form complete sentences and has a vocabulary of about 50 words. retards dont deserve life and neither do thosde that defend them i hope all your children come out just like him and u can realise all of the profundity held within there severl limited minds and u die a gross old man and bury all your kids

[daysleeper318]

@bettaman94 jesus christ a retard could type better than you too

maybe you're just ashamed of the fact that you're retarded

[bettaman94]

@daysleeper318 @daysleeper318 or maybe when i let your mom come up for air during my hourly blowjob she started typing and since i had just busted in her mouth i allowed it.

[daysleeper318]

@bettaman94 all the wit of a retard too

nice one

[bettaman94]

@daysleeper318 yeah and alll the hot jizz ur mom can handle she told me about the time your dad video taped u being fucked by that retarded boy from down the street when you were six i understand now why u defend them

[daysleeper318]

@bettaman94 k

[bettaman94]

@daysleeper318 holler holler get dollar$

[LifeIn8Bit]

I'll be honest I laughed at the other videos but this one I just felt sorry for the kid

[RachelMetallica1]

I think he's a little cutie pie. :)

[Weelden101]

I like the part when he was talking about bears. He's sooooo hot..

[unseen101520]

@Bonniebunnyhun not everyone has to believe that there is a god. How do you think atheist look at you people? Sure the big bang may be a theory but for all you know god doesn't exist. You're just wasting your time reading a book made to scare little kids into behaving....no my words but most atheist might agree with me. I have no idea what I believe at the moment.

[DATBURD]

@Swackzie YAH ASSHOLE. HE LIKES BEARS. DEAL WITH IT.

[kckzi]

@Swackzie bro thats my sister show some fucking respect asshole

[RealityHurts923]

All because someone was selfish and wanted to have a kid. Having kids is fundamentally selfish.You may love and take care of your kids and thats good but thats the least you can do. The fact remains

[KillZoneHart1]

Poor kid

[bonniebunnyhun]

@Pompeylado you people confuse me you believe in a theory;a thought a mere guess if will. You have no evidence that you can clearly back up with experience with the bang theory. God is real because simply look around I'm sorry but the miracles that you won't acknowledge cannot be solely due to some particles exploding, there is a higher and you will know eventually, I hope not too late.

[pompeylado]

@indoom666 i dont believe in your name, but everything you said was true. Why would God do something to such a so harmless boy. God is made up and the Bible was apart of that, the world was made from science and the big bang.

[androidvirus]

Our complaints are shit compared to this guy. Bless him

[pompeylado]

i mostly laugh at fucked up things, but i just couldn't for this one. Poor kid.

[sloud5432]

this video is really depressing. Fuck.

[patryk30111]

Does anyone know what this child can be diagnosed with? I feel bad for him.

[johnorey]

@Swackzie that was the first thing i thought when i saw him and fuck hell lol. i know hes a retard but he could at least WARE SOME FUCKING SOCKS!!

[PalafoEsMiAmor]

I'm so, so scared now.

[Th3Sm1t]

I am so going to hell for laughing at this.

[jdelz91]

WHY THE HELL IS BROUGHT TO ME BY THE FART INHALER?! people take their health for granted until they are sick and then they complain and expect sympathy. Some people are sick every single day. They don't ever get better. It's funny isn't it..

[jon0allie]

this is honestly so sad, these kids documentary turned into a viral video where people make fun of them this kid is so cute

[Mijumaru500]

Awww, he's FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!

...and funny.

Fun Fact: Palsy people have PERFECTLY normal brains. The only problem is that their bodies aren't as developed as their brains are... <:'/

[johnorey]

i want to step on his head

[milliondolla100000]

wtf....fart inhaler?..wha?



[AimiriZ]

It's a little less cute when you realize he might be talking about gay bears.

[RandommmStuff]

Marry me, this comment is the best thing ever.

[RandommmStuff]

Awwww...He's cute actually. I wonder how old he actually is?

But this made me laugh LOL

[soccer13soccer]

It's pathetic that kids in my school watch this video and laugh. The only thing you should get out if this is that most of us are fortunate and have the ability to walk, talk, and not feel sick and in pain like this child. How can you look at this and laugh he is an inspiration for me to become a better person and a better man, to make a change on this Earth and strive for my goals.

[Anonyxyzimouse]

I couldnt laugh at this one.

[Mookle123]

The best part is that he's probably DEAD now! HAHAHA!

[dabigplaya2389]

@Mookle123 seriously? 

[musixismylife420]

well there goes all hope in sleeping tonight

[johnorey]

"my body, it whukthsss"

[HillDueceua]

this guy is such a fucking HACK!!!!! Show don't tell. But still better than James Patterson.

[CoobieIncubator]

FAPPING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

[R3APERK]

Volibear and my body.

[IamAlwaysRight]

QUAAAAAID... START THE REACTOR.  FREE MARS.

[fujimofo]

@IamAlwaysRight i laughed for 10 minutes straight

[Olole]

@IamAlwaysRight lol

[gratefultobehere]

I wanna hang out with him. I couldn't understand him but he could talk about bears all he wanted and I would listen to him forever. :)

[killerkong8]

Nigga this poetry sucks and bears aren't cute. They are evil and do more damage than most known explosives.

[MizzCrazieMindfreak]

He's so freaking cute.

[R3APERK]

He's fakin it

[masonhales]

pointy elbows, wouldn't fuck

[onepercentmasterrace]

I'd hit it.

[codmarter]

They see me rolling...

[WtfCloud95]

TIMMMAYYY!!!

[Fancehh]

@WtfCloud95 HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[thecatonice]

I'd hit it.

[Nogahs]

YOU WILL BE A BEAR! I WILL GRANT YOUR YOUR WISH.

[MrCindersVeil]

Fart inhaler wtf?

[PVTcarrillo]

im speechless idk what to say...

[mrIdiditforthelulz]

@PVTcarrillo TIMMMMAYYYY!!!

[indoom666]

To all the people saying "god bless" why dont you take a look at him, And ask god why? Why do that to somone so wonderful. What is there to gain? Nothing. Good job "God" Why do we even call you a god at all?

[BloXboX37]

@indoom666 Exactly buddy. You took the words out of my mouth.

[indoom666]

@BloXboX37 :|

[problemses]

@indoom666 god is just comfort fiction for stupid people.

[mercturd85]

@indoom666 settle down, fag. we cant help that your dad didnt let you bring boys to thanksgiving dinner and christmas, let people believe whatever the fuck they want

[indoom666]

@mercturd85 Sorry but I never said no one should believe it, I'm actually for people believing a god. Your just a belligerent teenager. and I'm sorry i had to read you hate filled comment, which contradicts itself. Your ignorance. It's beautiful.

[Syerjchep]

@indoom666 Do you really think all atheists are teenagers and that when they "grow up" they'll magically become god fearing christians again?

[indoom666]

@Syerjchep I dont believe in god, So no. When i say im for them believing god, I mean if they believe in something then thats fine as long as it doesnt fuck with anyone else.

[pgt1027]

@indoom666

Anus still aching from when the priest fucked it balls deep?

[MercifiesProductions]

@indoom666 have you ever thought that it may be caused from alcohol, other drugs, or an injury from the mother? its not gods fault there are suddenly more and more people becoming mentally and physically disabled. now, im not strict on religion, in fact I barely go to church. But that doesn't mean you can start "dissing" people because YOU dont believe in god. That's like saying, "Denis, as much as you like bears, they are fucking stupid ass animals and you will never be as good as one of them"

[indoom666]

@MercifiesProductions Sorry but, what has the belief of god brought to the world? The crusades, Millions died. Hate.. racism ridicule , priests get away with molestation, JUST because that is what they are. Priests. I CARE not what religion you practice, Just know that it having any sort of power, Other then that of personal belief, Is a terrible terrible thing

[mrIdiditforthelulz]

@indoom666 God Doesnt exist. Random mutation can create some serious freaks. had it not been for modern medicine this boy would of never survived long term.

[Zero2562130]

@indoom666 Jesus loves you either way, as does God.

[trololhunter]

@indoom666 There's nothing wrong with this young man. He may be hindered, but it's obvious that he's still an amazing person in spite, or because of his disabilities. The only thing that could possible make his life worse than yours is the ridicule of other PEOPLE. This young child will in no way have a bad life, maybe even have a better life than yours. Your misconcpetion is in thinking that all there is to life is the physical aspects, not the wonderful discoveries and relationships. God Bless

[indoom666]

@trololhunter Then tell me why people are born with alexithymia, Who cannot express emotions nor have any type of imagination? did god abandon them? i never ridiculed him, I said he is wonderful and should be able to do whatever he wants in life

[WhiteFox8792]

@indoom666 Perhaps he'd only be so wonderful in this way. I mean, look at all the "Normal" people in the world. I'd say this fellow is above a large majority of humankind.

[czechsanchez01]

@indoom666 I just want to smother it with a pillow so it doesn't breath

[indoom666]

@czechsanchez01 though you dont have the balls to do it

[czechsanchez01]

@indoom666 in all honesty, nature has likely taken its course since this video was shot lol

[CannyProductions]

@indoom666 You know, most children who are retarded are generally happy. 

[clemdogg10steeze]

god bless this kid's soul. nobody deserves to be like this.

[WPLxochitl]

HEEES SOO CUUTTT!!!!!! =D

[lillygirl181144]

STOP BEING A JERK! SHUT UP AND LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DID GREAT

[Rashaan08]

Why would you let your kids live like that?

[RennRose]

He's adorable end of story.

[SwagFagg]

My body....is work

[dowmein]

He's fakin' it.

[thegreathistorian7]

fart inhaler? WTF?

[MiRyRE]

It's ok. Soon we will have the technology to turn people into bears. JUST HANG ON KID.

[yasuchika]

This poem is horrible, and this kid should never go into poetry. He's not a poet and nobody should tell him he is.

[setoravenclaw]

If he wants to be a pussy-ass black bear then he's not really into that "i wanna be cool" that much.

[BdNGaming]

I love this kid, honestly he is the coolest kid ever..

[videogamenostalgia]

Now rewatch this with the knowledge that a 'bear' is a slang term used in the gay community to mean a large hairy homosexual...

[chaoy22]

ahahaahah what a waste of life oh man i havent laughed this hard in like a month 

[alsotehgame]

I want to be the one to take his virginity.

[TheBRUCEH]

oh god, i'm going to be raped for laughing at this.

[mcshmeggy]

;_; he tries.

[Specever]

I'd be a big black dick. They're cute.

[eier]

Thank you Fartinhaler.

[Bullowny1]

Thats terrible.

[Adhdcomic]

Holy shit it's a Dalek

[turtlesrtriangles]

Is this supposed to be funny

[Cheepn1s]

I wish he becomes a strong bear one day.

[SandvichGuy]

we want the Moonstar!

[williamsalonzo123]

this is beautiful

[Valreth]

@MsFrenchFlower  Umad?

[sweptinblack]

@MsFrenchFlower I'd say society is going up. ffs this thing is reciting poetry. a couple thousand years ago the wolves would have gotten it, and not a single fuck would have been given.

[pty0314]

MY NAME IS TRAVIS, I AM THE MOON STAR.

[mrcharliekane]

Brought to you by Fart Inhaler

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

@mrcharliekane OH SHIT! I was doing so well, AND THIS HAD TO COME OUT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Shit... Yeah... I'm going to hell.

[memyselfdinges]

0:40

Oh God I really feel sorry for this kid, but goddamn.

You could say my body wasn't ready.

[X13Doritos]

Fart inhaler ruins this video

[kiwiwhatmango]

he is my hero!

[CaEdd92]

wtf brought by fart inhaler...

[SuperRandomshizzz]

i like him hes a badass :')

[Zokly581]

This kids talks about liking how bears go to sleep for a long time. Then how he feels angry, and how he tries when he's in pain.

I came looking for a video to get some cheap laughs. Now I sit here with a lit cigarette and some whiskey listening to the rain.

;_;

[xFlowerChild420x]

@Zokly581 Aw. :)

[kwbprodutions]

This kid could have been an abortion.

Pro Choice.