If that kind of banter is accounted for humour these days I feel truly sorry. "Fuck You" from Germany and to everyone saying "Aww he's being ironic :33".
@NailbombSurprise It is a sad truth with a bittersweet laugh. So many are thinking, 'hitler,hitler, hitler'. Germans have to live with it just like some of us live with no grandparents or parents or aunts or uncles, etc. because of 'germans, germans,germans'
i made the right move when i stopped watching telly years ago, why call him "sarcastic" as though his racism were excusable? he'll do anything for a few quid, what does that make him..?
Whish we had some comedians like him here in Germany. I've just discovered Dylan Moran and he's a fantastic person, smoking and drinking wine on stage makes him very believable (and me craving a cigarette). So c'mon my fellow German folks, stop complaining about what he said. I love my country and myself as a part of it so I can take sarcasm without taking offence. Cheers, sláinte and Prost!
"Mmm...mmm... yeah, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler there's a Hitler, when you did the Hitler thing with HITLER! And Hitler came out and BOOOOOFFFHHHHH, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler."
i've been to germany it was actually quite good i thought it was gonna suck i cried like a bitch when my parents said i had to go there and i made a big scene and everything in a restaurant when they told me "you're going and that's that "
Revisiting the whole Nazi thing as a social tool against Germans is fucking stupid. It's no different from when modern Black people hold Slavery against White people. Move the fuck on and stop your cynical stereotyping. That's the behavior and attitude that led to those historical blemishes in the first place.
Good thing about Dylan Moran, hes not only doing jokes about Germans here, but about ignorant prejudice. Especially the British stick to their stereotypes and hold them dear ... so his way of making fun of both sides at the same time makes it such a unique and lovely humour. It makes it easier to laugh about somebody who tells jokes about your own people, whereas just hitting on one people over and over again repeating Nazi jokes ain't funny.
@goldenknight777 Kinda. They follow strick rules, and they have even banned like 90% of the songs on Youtube or something similar, but each time I talk to my friend who lives in Germany he says the place sucks and that they have a nazi-like politics.
@2JAMMY Come on man, I thought you all kicked the nazi's asses years ago! I remember some years back I read a demographics report showing the nazi party was like less than 2% of the population?
sure, we can even have nipples on TV without the whole country sinking into a crazy religious outburst. we can do as we like, as long as we do not harm anybodys rights. it's not the US!
@Lillie - he's not British, he's Irish. Anyway, I'm British and we're ugly and have bad food, but we KNOW that, but you must be Lillie Marlene. ES freud mich sehr. :-)
@rihojo007 You're american not british, no need to hate on other countries, How would you like if i went around pretending i was america and saying, we are all fat and we have bad food? Don't be ignorant.
@MrCherubhair1 Dear pompous ass, You seem to have missed the point. I was using the same kind of typical comments I've heard thrown at me about the British (which I am) as Dylan was using, tongue-in-cheek, about the Germans. To understand this, one needs a sense of humour. I rather object to being called ignorant by people who not only don't know me but who sound as if they may well fit the description of their own accusations.
@rihojo007 Yea I noticed he was Irish after I wrote it although somehow it makes it even worse doesnt it? Also dont really know what that other remark was supposed to mean.
@Lillie1986 - nothing negative meant, just teasing. "Lili Marlene" was Marlene Dietrich's most famous song from WWII. If you don't speak German then the following meant "my pleasure", basically. I lived in Germany for 12 years and was treated kindly and welcomed wherever I went. Dylan is teasing, too. I hope people can see through this wall of modern "politically correct" fear to regain unabashed hilarity.
I am German and I laughed. Admittedly not about all parts, but still I laughed. Why? Because he was being satirical and he picked up on some popular prejudices used against Germany and ridiculed them, deservedly, because, well, they are ridiculous. I've been to Ireland and it's a wonderful country with wonderful people who've got a wonderful sense of humour. And you must note that at the same time he's saying things about Germany he's also insulting other countries. So yes, I laughed.
Here because Dylan Moran is wonderful. But also: tucknuttery. What? I've never heard that before. Is that an acutal word and if so, please tell me exactly what it means so that I can use it all the time. :D
@AngryKefir Actually he's commenting on the fact that it's ridiculous, he's being ironic and in doing so is pointing out social absurdities like this. The fact that people, like yourself, are so partisan, you can't even see the forrest through the trees. Embarrassing and sad isn't it?
It's true that people hold onto WW2 as some sort of weapon against Germans when they get nationalistic or proud. in my school we had German exchange students, and without fail, any cross-cultural conflicts resulted in the German kid being called a Nazi.
I'm from germany, and I am very angry about this. How dare you to speak like that about my country? As compensation I will accept a flight-ticket to ireland, a rental car and some overnight stays in some nice little b&bs around the ring of kerry, say for about 2 to 3 weeks in june, preferred for two person.
@JordoF6 This was just fun, if you cant laugh about yourself, your countroy or your city, how could you expect others about your own jokes. I think he is great, as ireland. Its the most beautifull country i've ever visited...
@corneater23 could it be that you are very stupid? because you are talking bullshit ... its like saying every American is a KKK member or every person in Iraq is a terrorist.Just not true so, excuse my language, SHUT THE FUCK UP! thank you (please delete your account)
Now seriously: CDU party nazi plenty.NPD nazi party with chairs at Bavaria.Neonazis doing terrorist attacks inside Germany territory ( november 2011),with the "closed" eye of the police and the german intelligence BND agency, which also gave wrong informations to Gen Powell, then sending USA to a great administrative and economic trap.Now THE BOOBY TRAP of the EURO currency plan, giving profits, to Germany and ex-Vichy France from much of Europe ! Oh man ! THOSE FUCKING GERMANS AGAIN !
@torgers10603 that's racist bullshit, as that means one race has less rights because of their race. Anyway by your logic then, jews can't make fun of arabs because they are persecuting them today, arabs can't make fun of jews because they enslaved them in the times of moses, or whites (twin towers), or blacks 12th century enslavement, whites cant make fun of blacks due to the slave trade or arabs (imperialism) and blacks can't make fun of blacks as they enslaved themselves and so on :P
@Paulyb1010 It was a joke, and germans are not a race, neither are muslims, therefore it is not racist. I do actually love "racist" humor, as long as it is fun, and does not hurt anyone, but that still does not make me a racist.
the only thing that really gets to me as a german is his remark about german language sounding "like typewriters eating tinfoil, being kicked down the stairs".
seriously, whoever gets truly offended by what he says, has lost it. completely.
Love Dylan Moran. I love how this bit makes anyone who hates Germany nowadays seem pointlessly stupid, especially when it's back to back with all these other bits on every other country.
You can tell he's not being rude because he says bad things about every country, but they're all what other people just don't say out loud so nobody should be angry at Punchbear for putting it up, I love Dylan so much, especially in black books were I first saw him.
@unfukkkmee NO THEY ARE FUCKING NOT! i am irish that is like me saying germans are the same thing as Russians.Irish have their own culture they are a different white race Celts i speak gaelige my countries native language we are not british i might as well say all germans as russians you ignorance is outstanding sir.And brits arent the same either scots are gaelic and so are welsh with their own language and culture.I am really offended you classed my people as british then your russian.
@JordoF6 INDEED THE SLAVS ARE KIDS GERMANS AND MONGOLS. THE IRISH ARE BRERONS IN BLOOD WHY, THE IRISH HAVE THE SAME FEATURES WITH BRETONS, SIMPLE LOGIC. I HATE THE GERMANIC TRIBE TO DEATH, AND MOST BROTAIN AND GERMANY , BUT I LIKE THE TRUTH
You fucker english guys complain about German food?! Have you ever eaten your english fuck food with all your beans and small sausages? So shut up,because Germany rules!
@HeLovesCulture aahhh well yes. There were the celtic and there were the anglo saxons. Obviously there will have been alot of mixing. But if one speaks of an origin it makes little sense to consider the (possible) mixing no? If anything they'd be Celtic-Saxons. Anglo-saxons means Angelsachsen and Sachsen is the decicive geographical depiction. It is like calling north americans 'northers', it's just not as accurate, you follow? But I understand that term was invented at some time. Close enough.
It's funny, because it is unexpected and immensely insulting. But calling another country a toilette? I wouldn't even call somalia that. And especially since Germany is amongst the most beautiful countries on earth.
@HeLovesCulture Anglo-Celtic? There were Kelts and there were Anglo-Saxxons (the germanic tribes who conquered Britain). What are Anglo-Celtics? Did I miss something?
i think he is in fact more making fun of the tendency to believe in prejudices than germany itself. he deliberately exaggerates so much that you know you can not really take it seriously, taking away the conclusiveness of prejudices. at least i as a german didn't feel offended at all, i thought it was good.
Dudes! That's comedy - I'm a German, temporary living in Manchester UK, and to all Germans back home: That's their comedy. It is disrespectful, arrogant and insulting - but that's what they laugh about. So what we see is a piece of entertainment - and as a piece of entertainment it's great.
I am not german.. But if i had to come from another race.. It wud be german or from nippon.. To all germans. The english and french are jealous off ur history culture and economy. Kaput
Allah Grants victory to all Muslims that live in the West, once we take over Britain and various other stupid white countries we will embark our campaign against the white Eastern europeans. Islam will take over Europe, nothing can stop us now, we are almost the majority in Britain, Sweden, Germany, France etc etc. Prepare for the Qu'ran you white devil racists cunts you whiteys will pay for what you have done!!
must read this. once you strated there is no going back. a 10 yr old girl was raped and murdeered in 1945. her nody not found till 1947, thena boy last week read this and did not repost, the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him them killing him. you better copy paste to 10 vids within 30 mins otherwise she will come to your room tonnight!
@HeLovesCulture Um, I guess we don't think too highly of them, but we tend to be much friendlier to everyone than the Brits are. There would be some casual racism against them here in Ireland, but it rarely reaches the stage where it's a problem. But what I do notice, throughout all of Europe, is that Blacks, muslims and jews get treated like dirt at times. But not so much with the poles, because they're white and they're christian I guess.
I like Dylan - he's talented and usually of what I can only describe as the "less cruel" of the modern breed of comedians. He's dead right about people thinking 'Hitler, Hitler, Hitler' when listening to Germans though. That's just a hangover from (relatively) recent historical events though. It's kinda funny too - cos it's true. However, he went a bit naughty after that. Stereotypes aren't cool. It's not changed my mind about him though - overall he's still an affable chap.
@HeLovesCulture Yeah, I think when all the Polish people came they brought it down a little bit, but I must say, they work way harder than the Irish anyway!
I have no idea why we don't have corn syrup, maybe the weather? I dunno.
I can't agree with the "typewriters eating tin-foil being thrown down a staircase"-thing, because thinking about the sound of German as a native speaker of said language, I'd say it sounds more like "some old coot with a cold shoving a cow through puddles of mud".
Deutschland ist ein rassistischer Staat und der Staat Sie lieben Hunde Ansrialmama hasse hasse Araber und Muslime in Deutschland Muslime Maznb Schweine und Hunde, ich in alle deutschen töten wollen
@HeLovesCulture Oh yeah, they must have been in the posh part of Dublin. That's really nice. But the rest is a dump, believe me! I live in Wexford, in the South East of Ireland. Complete dump!
every country has explored thier own culture enough to say the flag does nothing but exploit thier own people who where there and kept details for us to see, but there is always 1 person who cant see what food and sex means to survive, dont even bring money into it because its a tool, everything is fixed to the earth already and we have exploited it for our kids to cry and hope like we all do, why? i have no idea why words can speek sense when its infuanced to educate us, cosmic monkeys :D
HAAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY THAT GERMANS GET MAD OVER THIS. totally confirms what southpark said: germans have _NO_ sense of humour.
hbanaan 1 day ago
I think its funny and I am German, haha and I am a vegetarian btw :D:D
Cornusxoxo 2 days ago
Throw the Jew Down the Well greetings from germany
xxxRedAssBaboon 3 days ago
nothing ironic here
mabedan 5 days ago
If that kind of banter is accounted for humour these days I feel truly sorry. "Fuck You" from Germany and to everyone saying "Aww he's being ironic :33".
NailbombSurprise 5 days ago
@NailbombSurprise It is a sad truth with a bittersweet laugh. So many are thinking, 'hitler,hitler, hitler'. Germans have to live with it just like some of us live with no grandparents or parents or aunts or uncles, etc. because of 'germans, germans,germans'
lalnejolie1 5 days ago
@lalnejolie1
Sorry, that guilt thing doesn't work on me.
NailbombSurprise 5 days ago
i made the right move when i stopped watching telly years ago, why call him "sarcastic" as though his racism were excusable? he'll do anything for a few quid, what does that make him..?
J0eCh0p 6 days ago
heheheh, when ur a hetalia fan, watching this because ten times more enjoyable
RusPrusFucktheWorld 1 week ago
Didn really find this funny at the beginning but the middle part was fucking great! This dude is good! Moar
chalinco 1 week ago
Whish we had some comedians like him here in Germany. I've just discovered Dylan Moran and he's a fantastic person, smoking and drinking wine on stage makes him very believable (and me craving a cigarette). So c'mon my fellow German folks, stop complaining about what he said. I love my country and myself as a part of it so I can take sarcasm without taking offence. Cheers, sláinte and Prost!
MistressBathory1987 1 week ago
Lets make fun about hitler HAHAHA -.-
I just say: " Halts maul du penner und leck mich am Arsch, ich bin Punk :P"
TheNoobSkywalker 1 week ago
did you know that hitler only had one ball? Apparently, the other hang on the wall by his ballet trophies...
ebaderman 1 week ago
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the only good thing that germans ever made is ovens
ct7320 2 weeks ago
Fuck him
Doogadeas 2 weeks ago 3
Stereotypes are funny because they're simultaneously candidly true and ridiculously wrong at the same time.
analytiq 3 weeks ago 5
hitler hitler hitler...
Makrozon 3 weeks ago
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fucking nazis
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"Mmm...mmm... yeah, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler there's a Hitler, when you did the Hitler thing with HITLER! And Hitler came out and BOOOOOFFFHHHHH, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler."
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i've been to germany it was actually quite good i thought it was gonna suck i cried like a bitch when my parents said i had to go there and i made a big scene and everything in a restaurant when they told me "you're going and that's that "
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joelavalo 4 weeks ago
dylan moran German is one of the most legit languages, you are being racist to Germans !!!
meanmachine1232 1 month ago
Revisiting the whole Nazi thing as a social tool against Germans is fucking stupid. It's no different from when modern Black people hold Slavery against White people. Move the fuck on and stop your cynical stereotyping. That's the behavior and attitude that led to those historical blemishes in the first place.
Supaduck0 1 month ago
Good thing about Dylan Moran, hes not only doing jokes about Germans here, but about ignorant prejudice. Especially the British stick to their stereotypes and hold them dear ... so his way of making fun of both sides at the same time makes it such a unique and lovely humour. It makes it easier to laugh about somebody who tells jokes about your own people, whereas just hitting on one people over and over again repeating Nazi jokes ain't funny.
Leecher4711 1 month ago 4
Is there any freedom in Germany?
goldenknight777 1 month ago
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@goldenknight777 Kinda. They follow strick rules, and they have even banned like 90% of the songs on Youtube or something similar, but each time I talk to my friend who lives in Germany he says the place sucks and that they have a nazi-like politics.
DrIScream 1 month ago
@goldenknight777 I don't realy understand your question
but we totaly free here in germany^^
hmmm.. but there is a way to be not free in germany
you only must break a law
but i think that is in your country the same
FlameForPeace 1 month ago
@goldenknight777 If you are a nazi - Yes! If you are anything else - No!
2JAMMY 1 month ago
@2JAMMY Come on man, I thought you all kicked the nazi's asses years ago! I remember some years back I read a demographics report showing the nazi party was like less than 2% of the population?
goldenknight777 4 weeks ago
@2JAMMY Willst du mich verarschen. Was erzählst du hier für eine scheiße?! Jeder in Deutschland wird gleichberechtigt!!!
GinaMausi100 4 weeks ago
@goldenknight777
sure, we can even have nipples on TV without the whole country sinking into a crazy religious outburst. we can do as we like, as long as we do not harm anybodys rights. it's not the US!
19Mellon73 3 weeks ago
@Lillie - he's not British, he's Irish. Anyway, I'm British and we're ugly and have bad food, but we KNOW that, but you must be Lillie Marlene. ES freud mich sehr. :-)
rihojo007 1 month ago
@rihojo007 You're american not british, no need to hate on other countries, How would you like if i went around pretending i was america and saying, we are all fat and we have bad food? Don't be ignorant.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 Dear pompous ass, You seem to have missed the point. I was using the same kind of typical comments I've heard thrown at me about the British (which I am) as Dylan was using, tongue-in-cheek, about the Germans. To understand this, one needs a sense of humour. I rather object to being called ignorant by people who not only don't know me but who sound as if they may well fit the description of their own accusations.
rihojo007 1 month ago
@rihojo007 Dear: un-able to understand that sarcastic comedy isn't funny in text, i think your name says what i want to say.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@rihojo007 Yea I noticed he was Irish after I wrote it although somehow it makes it even worse doesnt it? Also dont really know what that other remark was supposed to mean.
Lillie1986 1 month ago
@Lillie1986 - nothing negative meant, just teasing. "Lili Marlene" was Marlene Dietrich's most famous song from WWII. If you don't speak German then the following meant "my pleasure", basically. I lived in Germany for 12 years and was treated kindly and welcomed wherever I went. Dylan is teasing, too. I hope people can see through this wall of modern "politically correct" fear to regain unabashed hilarity.
rihojo007 1 month ago
Not that Id deny what hes saying about Germany I just think its a bit hypocritical for a british person to say germans are ugly and have bad food.
Lillie1986 1 month ago
@Lillie1986 He's irish not british.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@Lillie1986 Hes irish and irish like germans every much hes only joking.
JordoF6 3 weeks ago
It's obvious that he's being ironic. even I can see that, and I'm german ...
shiroikasumi 1 month ago 15
@shiroikasumi he is being 'sarcastic'! but that is probably a non existent word in your dictionary of Germanism!
HannesPowerLoad 2 weeks ago
@HannesPowerLoad Oh I get it..! THAT was sarcasm, right?
binaryf00l 2 weeks ago
@HannesPowerLoad
I hate niggers and wash myself every morning with jew-soap.
Why are people now offended? I was being sarcastic. ;)
UnterschichtenBernd 5 days ago
The Irish should of done more to help Germany in WW2.
InsularOisin 1 month ago
His name should be Dylan Moron and not Moran!
Meanmuggin1000 1 month ago
I am German and I laughed. Admittedly not about all parts, but still I laughed. Why? Because he was being satirical and he picked up on some popular prejudices used against Germany and ridiculed them, deservedly, because, well, they are ridiculous. I've been to Ireland and it's a wonderful country with wonderful people who've got a wonderful sense of humour. And you must note that at the same time he's saying things about Germany he's also insulting other countries. So yes, I laughed.
AbejaLaReina 1 month ago 3
Its not true, come to saxony and see some real germans and not that dumb idiots from bavaria -.-"
Zufussle 1 month ago
It's funny because it's true.
kingtotikkis 1 month ago
I'd like this if it was actually funny in any way. didn't even crack a smile.
fenderkid6 1 month ago
@fenderkid6 You must be german then.
JordoF6 1 month ago
@JordoF6 nope, it's just shite stand up.
fenderkid6 1 month ago
i love his black books persona matches his real persona
zanev 1 month ago
He might be the coolest man in the world
Supaduck0 1 month ago
Here because Dylan Moran is wonderful. But also: tucknuttery. What? I've never heard that before. Is that an acutal word and if so, please tell me exactly what it means so that I can use it all the time. :D
faustaufsaug 1 month ago
@faustaufsaug That bit in Silence Of The Lambs where Buffalo Bill tucks his nut sac between his legs and poses? That's tucknuttery.
Punchbear 1 month ago 13
@Punchbear This is something ALL men have tried at least once.... at least once.
runningonreserve 3 days ago
A very, very clean toilet.
andrewldexter 1 month ago
almost 70 years later germans still get called Nazi because of an AUSTRIAN!!!
people like him (as a joke or not, doesnt matters) bring this up to every next generation. embarrassing and sad, isnt it?
AngryKefir 1 month ago
@AngryKefir funny and funny :D hitler will be known for ever
MikroBloodyChive 1 month ago
@AngryKefir Actually he's commenting on the fact that it's ridiculous, he's being ironic and in doing so is pointing out social absurdities like this. The fact that people, like yourself, are so partisan, you can't even see the forrest through the trees. Embarrassing and sad isn't it?
ciaranbutz 1 month ago 2
this is just made me piss my pants after watching this!
nembaj 2 months ago
lame crap.
TheBebelehaut 2 months ago
Am I the only one who finds his accent sexy?
midmodgal 2 months ago
It's true that people hold onto WW2 as some sort of weapon against Germans when they get nationalistic or proud. in my school we had German exchange students, and without fail, any cross-cultural conflicts resulted in the German kid being called a Nazi.
Supaduck0 2 months ago
I'm from germany, and I am very angry about this. How dare you to speak like that about my country? As compensation I will accept a flight-ticket to ireland, a rental car and some overnight stays in some nice little b&bs around the ring of kerry, say for about 2 to 3 weeks in june, preferred for two person.
erebostd 2 months ago 2
@erebostd man irish people love germany we are only joking.We would pick germany as friends over britain any day.
JordoF6 1 month ago
@JordoF6 This was just fun, if you cant laugh about yourself, your countroy or your city, how could you expect others about your own jokes. I think he is great, as ireland. Its the most beautifull country i've ever visited...
erebostd 1 month ago
@erebostd lol, we'll see what we can do!
ciaranbutz 1 month ago
Iranians claim to be German. If that's the case - what does 'German' even mean?
ElectricSexPants 2 months ago
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Haha nice! Look up "good bad advice girl with a funny talent"
dangmattsmith 2 months ago
Germans love Hitler, I've been to Germany once, they literally worship the guy.
corneater23 2 months ago
@corneater23 actually it's frowned upon to speak about him and nazi flags are forbidden under law (I'm German and I find Hitler to be disgusting)
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corneater23 2 months ago
@corneater23 could it be that you are very stupid? because you are talking bullshit ... its like saying every American is a KKK member or every person in Iraq is a terrorist.Just not true so, excuse my language, SHUT THE FUCK UP! thank you (please delete your account)
Fenjakiki 2 months ago
@corneater23 Was it back in 1933?
ciaranbutz 1 month ago
@ciaranbutz Yes.
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Now seriously: CDU party nazi plenty.NPD nazi party with chairs at Bavaria.Neonazis doing terrorist attacks inside Germany territory ( november 2011),with the "closed" eye of the police and the german intelligence BND agency, which also gave wrong informations to Gen Powell, then sending USA to a great administrative and economic trap.Now THE BOOBY TRAP of the EURO currency plan, giving profits, to Germany and ex-Vichy France from much of Europe ! Oh man ! THOSE FUCKING GERMANS AGAIN !
miguelmouta 2 months ago
pretty much this watch?v=cycXuYzmzNg
dodgethis1986 2 months ago
these jokes about prejudice against germans are fine... as long as we can do them about blacks, jew etc.
Paulyb1010 2 months ago
@Paulyb1010 Germans have for all eternity lost the right to make any jokes about jews and blacks, Hitler Hitler Hitler and so on :P
torgers10603 2 months ago
@torgers10603 that's racist bullshit, as that means one race has less rights because of their race. Anyway by your logic then, jews can't make fun of arabs because they are persecuting them today, arabs can't make fun of jews because they enslaved them in the times of moses, or whites (twin towers), or blacks 12th century enslavement, whites cant make fun of blacks due to the slave trade or arabs (imperialism) and blacks can't make fun of blacks as they enslaved themselves and so on :P
Paulyb1010 2 months ago
@Paulyb1010
i think they were joking, they probably just assumed you had a sense of humour since you were on a comedy video.
Philsaccountable 2 months ago
@Philsaccountable oh right! sorry i thought jokes were meant to be funny...
Paulyb1010 2 months ago
@Paulyb1010 It was a joke, and germans are not a race, neither are muslims, therefore it is not racist. I do actually love "racist" humor, as long as it is fun, and does not hurt anyone, but that still does not make me a racist.
torgers10603 2 months ago
@torgers10603 oh sorry! cool joke bro...
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RainbowPowerRangerX 2 months ago
Bah delete ducon. Amuse-toi bien.
Ben35119 2 months ago
You know, I'm German and I completely cracked up at the "Hitler, Hitler, Hitler"-part...
Valtharr 2 months ago
Funnily enough he mentions Hitler, he couldn't conquer Europe, but 70 years later its takes a woman to do it, and she didnt even kill anyone!
terrancy07 2 months ago
this guy must be a kike jew
MsODESSAFILE 2 months ago
@MsODESSAFILE no hes just a comedian and irish
yascumbag 2 months ago
@MsODESSAFILE NO hes irish and atheist and he likes germans and so do most irish people hes jsut joking
JordoF6 2 months ago
the only thing that really gets to me as a german is his remark about german language sounding "like typewriters eating tinfoil, being kicked down the stairs".
seriously, whoever gets truly offended by what he says, has lost it. completely.
lilalaunelau 2 months ago 10
Hitler was austrian by the way kids. So hop off
sk8ingthemystery 2 months ago
@spidinko hahahahahaahha nice
sk8ingthemystery 2 months ago
I used to like Dylan Moron ...
mava96 2 months ago
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Great comment, thump whore!
TelumehtarOriOn 2 months ago
"What is happening to you from behind?" LOLOLOL :D
77jcrox 3 months ago
what brand does he smoke anyway :\?
knifelover78910 3 months ago
Love Dylan Moran. I love how this bit makes anyone who hates Germany nowadays seem pointlessly stupid, especially when it's back to back with all these other bits on every other country.
Wonocva15 3 months ago
Even as a German : This is really funny ;D
RxEntertain 3 months ago 27
You can tell he's not being rude because he says bad things about every country, but they're all what other people just don't say out loud so nobody should be angry at Punchbear for putting it up, I love Dylan so much, especially in black books were I first saw him.
Thelaughinggoatt 3 months ago 14
It's Hitlarious Anne Frankly if you had a sense of humour it wouldn't have taken you out of your kampfort zone.
spidinko 3 months ago
@spidinko Clever
ickleoli 2 months ago
I think I liked reading the video description as much as watching the video. Well said!
theburtonearny 3 months ago
BRITISH IS MOST CANCER
unfukkkmee 3 months ago
@unfukkkmee hes irish
JordoF6 2 months ago
@JordoF6 BRITISH IRISH IS THE SAME THING
unfukkkmee 2 months ago
@unfukkkmee NO THEY ARE FUCKING NOT! i am irish that is like me saying germans are the same thing as Russians.Irish have their own culture they are a different white race Celts i speak gaelige my countries native language we are not british i might as well say all germans as russians you ignorance is outstanding sir.And brits arent the same either scots are gaelic and so are welsh with their own language and culture.I am really offended you classed my people as british then your russian.
JordoF6 2 months ago
THE ANCIENT CELTIA WAS THE FRANCE.
@JordoF6 INDEED THE SLAVS ARE KIDS GERMANS AND MONGOLS. THE IRISH ARE BRERONS IN BLOOD WHY, THE IRISH HAVE THE SAME FEATURES WITH BRETONS, SIMPLE LOGIC. I HATE THE GERMANIC TRIBE TO DEATH, AND MOST BROTAIN AND GERMANY , BUT I LIKE THE TRUTH
unfukkkmee 2 months ago
@unfukkkmee Irish are mainly of Iberian celt dna 70 percent the other 30 is Norman.The welsh are of breton origin.
JordoF6 2 months ago
@JordoF6 THE IRISH IS GERMANIC TRIBES. THE IBERIANS ARE MEDITERRANEANS
unfukkkmee 2 months ago
@JordoF6 BUT HAS ONE MINORITY IN SPAIN WHO IS GERMANS, BUT IS SMALL, THE SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE ARE MEDITERRANEANS IN BLOOD, BUT NOT IN CHARACTER
unfukkkmee 2 months ago
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QBisbest 3 months ago
I'm German :)
HawaiiPinaColada 3 months ago
You fucker english guys complain about German food?! Have you ever eaten your english fuck food with all your beans and small sausages? So shut up,because Germany rules!
MsMonsterEnergy96 3 months ago
@MsMonsterEnergy96 <- THE SISTER OF CONAN
unfukkkmee 3 months ago
@MsMonsterEnergy96 - Learn to take a joke in the manner it is delivered you whining little pus pus
MrSyrett 3 months ago
@MsMonsterEnergy96 and yet ur typing in english o what a shame its seem english is really not that bad sorry but u fail
chilli999 3 months ago
@MsMonsterEnergy96 btw how does germany rule u lost dont forget haha
chilli999 3 months ago
@chilli999 Ah no.... courtesy of the EU, they rule yet again
ickleoli 2 months ago
@ickleoli courtesy of EU yea that actually goes to america bit late but and least they didnt run off like the fucking french
chilli999 2 months ago
@MsMonsterEnergy96 Hes irish and hes joking hes not being serious.
JordoF6 2 months ago
deutchland ruhls number 1 fuck you english
7stacylover 3 months ago
@7stacylover IS NUMBER 1 IS INSIDE IN CAVES, INDEED
unfukkkmee 3 months ago
I'm German and I thought this clip was absolutely spot-on! haha one thing though, the food in the UK and in Ireland is even worse than over here. ;)
Ilsimeone 3 months ago
@HeLovesCulture aahhh well yes. There were the celtic and there were the anglo saxons. Obviously there will have been alot of mixing. But if one speaks of an origin it makes little sense to consider the (possible) mixing no? If anything they'd be Celtic-Saxons. Anglo-saxons means Angelsachsen and Sachsen is the decicive geographical depiction. It is like calling north americans 'northers', it's just not as accurate, you follow? But I understand that term was invented at some time. Close enough.
MWcrazyhorse 3 months ago
It's funny, because it is unexpected and immensely insulting. But calling another country a toilette? I wouldn't even call somalia that. And especially since Germany is amongst the most beautiful countries on earth.
MWcrazyhorse 3 months ago
@HeLovesCulture Anglo-Celtic? There were Kelts and there were Anglo-Saxxons (the germanic tribes who conquered Britain). What are Anglo-Celtics? Did I miss something?
MWcrazyhorse 3 months ago
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@MWcrazyhorse THE GERMANIC TRIBES ARE GERMANS
unfukkkmee 3 months ago
The thing about racist jokes is there fucking JOKES.
slipperywhenwet5 3 months ago
i think he is in fact more making fun of the tendency to believe in prejudices than germany itself. he deliberately exaggerates so much that you know you can not really take it seriously, taking away the conclusiveness of prejudices. at least i as a german didn't feel offended at all, i thought it was good.
staxstix 3 months ago
he is english and complains about german food. LOL!!!
but rest was funny (im german by the way)
erd8n 3 months ago
@erd8n well if you wouldn've listened to any of it you would have heard that he is not english he is irish.
BluePaperSocks 3 months ago
@erd8n He is Irish.
JordoF6 2 months ago
Just a few jokes lads relax :D
brianmullins1991 3 months ago
Dudes! That's comedy - I'm a German, temporary living in Manchester UK, and to all Germans back home: That's their comedy. It is disrespectful, arrogant and insulting - but that's what they laugh about. So what we see is a piece of entertainment - and as a piece of entertainment it's great.
Peet421987 3 months ago
Haha i love Germany! Ich liebe Deutschland!
DARR0Y 3 months ago
I am German and i have to say, i laughed quite a bit watching this :D
svenlivingston777 3 months ago
I am not german.. But if i had to come from another race.. It wud be german or from nippon.. To all germans. The english and french are jealous off ur history culture and economy. Kaput
TheBarnebus 3 months ago
Heil the Fuhrer
DrRiddlez2015 3 months ago
i am german and i like this! its just comendy! ;-)
Schlandhaubitze 3 months ago
its true, you do think "hitler" when you talk to or about german people, its a fact.
robster71cr 3 months ago
@robster71cr Unfair. Hitler was austrian.
MWcrazyhorse 3 months ago
BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SOOOOO UGLY !
freshevianwater 3 months ago
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Europe is a cancer, and Islam is the answer!
Allah Grants victory to all Muslims that live in the West, once we take over Britain and various other stupid white countries we will embark our campaign against the white Eastern europeans. Islam will take over Europe, nothing can stop us now, we are almost the majority in Britain, Sweden, Germany, France etc etc. Prepare for the Qu'ran you white devil racists cunts you whiteys will pay for what you have done!!
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EvilKorbinDallas 4 months ago
I think german is a lovely language!
Sandy4111 4 months ago
hitlerhitlerhitlerhitlerhitlerhitler Hitlerhitler... LOL XD
unknown6723 4 months ago
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must read this. once you strated there is no going back. a 10 yr old girl was raped and murdeered in 1945. her nody not found till 1947, thena boy last week read this and did not repost, the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him them killing him. you better copy paste to 10 vids within 30 mins otherwise she will come to your room tonnight!
Shuggett1980 4 months ago
Hot Damn, that's a sexy accent!
midmodgal 4 months ago
@midmodgal Which one? :)
auBatgnauL 4 months ago
@auBatgnauL Oh....His throaty, nasally Navan Irishman accent. I see your point though! :D
midmodgal 3 months ago
835 Germas viewed this video.
SputnikMonkey 4 months ago
@HeLovesCulture Um, I guess we don't think too highly of them, but we tend to be much friendlier to everyone than the Brits are. There would be some casual racism against them here in Ireland, but it rarely reaches the stage where it's a problem. But what I do notice, throughout all of Europe, is that Blacks, muslims and jews get treated like dirt at times. But not so much with the poles, because they're white and they're christian I guess.
Gaeilgeoir96 4 months ago
I like Dylan - he's talented and usually of what I can only describe as the "less cruel" of the modern breed of comedians. He's dead right about people thinking 'Hitler, Hitler, Hitler' when listening to Germans though. That's just a hangover from (relatively) recent historical events though. It's kinda funny too - cos it's true. However, he went a bit naughty after that. Stereotypes aren't cool. It's not changed my mind about him though - overall he's still an affable chap.
aerialkate 4 months ago
the germans look like pork?
chica476 4 months ago
@HeLovesCulture Yeah, I think when all the Polish people came they brought it down a little bit, but I must say, they work way harder than the Irish anyway!
I have no idea why we don't have corn syrup, maybe the weather? I dunno.
Gaeilgeoir96 4 months ago
haha funny Auseinandersetzung xDD
OfficialTomAustin 4 months ago
Oh dear the comments are amazingly stupid and ridiculous.
portishphonic 4 months ago
The description is amazing :'D
18joe2 4 months ago
833 people are german
DoninicGoland96 4 months ago
I can't agree with the "typewriters eating tin-foil being thrown down a staircase"-thing, because thinking about the sound of German as a native speaker of said language, I'd say it sounds more like "some old coot with a cold shoving a cow through puddles of mud".
Kraehe 4 months ago
Haha. Not.
Iceland1944 4 months ago
If you find this racist you have fundamentally missed the point.
rdoabvbiiees 4 months ago 23
Deutschland ist ein rassistischer Staat und der Staat Sie lieben Hunde Ansrialmama hasse hasse Araber und Muslime in Deutschland Muslime Maznb Schweine und Hunde, ich in alle deutschen töten wollen
TheTariq1406 4 months ago
@HeLovesCulture Oh yeah, they must have been in the posh part of Dublin. That's really nice. But the rest is a dump, believe me! I live in Wexford, in the South East of Ireland. Complete dump!
Gaeilgeoir96 4 months ago
every country has explored thier own culture enough to say the flag does nothing but exploit thier own people who where there and kept details for us to see, but there is always 1 person who cant see what food and sex means to survive, dont even bring money into it because its a tool, everything is fixed to the earth already and we have exploited it for our kids to cry and hope like we all do, why? i have no idea why words can speek sense when its infuanced to educate us, cosmic monkeys :D
chriswilliamstool 4 months ago
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I've spent the day in a German police station. Word to the wise ..
Don't go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in Britain.
kaykko 4 months ago