My Penis Is Like My Recent Episodes, Lost (AsKassem #66)

[jordanBFAB]

kassemg sneezed out boogers that caused 911

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD

[The555MB555]

kassemG blows boat people.

[lordshin]

this intro soo good

[bronlokis]

Kassem's sex life is like youtubers posting comments AFTER the next episode has been posted.

[vitamincity]

AaAAaAaaaAaAaaaaAaAAAnd

[crecremew]

Why haven't I subscribed to this crazy bitch before?!?

[rightthatsnotme]

does anyone knows what the score or the soundtrack during the film trailer?

[mOOseoftheNorth]

one time i called kassem a faggot then he hit me with his purse

[Thewisemrsir]

Fuck your catchy way kassem G!!!!!

[Thewisemrsir]

Found the song!!!!!! Its hooty hoo by the WA WA punx! !!!!

[Bigyomann]

I just came back just to hear Tremaine's Theme Song @ 3:58

[ZeynepK007]

@Bigyomann haha glad to know i wasn't the only one

[Monsteroflopogis]

John gave me mouth herpes.

[MrEmoBurrito]

whats the song at the end

[nenita5017]

LMBO! He said "frik" not "freak" xD LOL

p.s tremaine is a freak ._.

[thecowgoesmoo1000]

he is most defianetly high!

[kurumois]

pussy juice and markers<3

[kaizeisawesome]

2:17 his ass crack is showing

[lugosky02]

Was that Tremain's girlfriend on the video response?

[GuyUnderBridge]

How comes Kassem makes a sound every time he spins, sounds like he has tape over his mouth while his ass is taking a rapid pounding from Tremaine. Agree?

[CoDisafishy]

Swedish fish are awesome

[SBToTheFace]

You got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

[SBToTheFace]

Your dick's so ugly, it's like a pimple with a pulse.

[SBToTheFace]

KassemG's dick is so small, that he can masturbate through the slits in a fork

[powderedwater67]

Kassem 540, new skate trick.

[arlequinglass]

i bet condrea is feeling pretty ashamed now since it's not a girl's name :)) that's what you get for putting the last name as god damned first.

[Ryo490]

Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddd

[SuperTbear96]

"A pile of Shit" is, to me a big understatement. Indian hipster talking like he has a spiked dildo up his ass is much worse, if using animations a ten year old can make is the best to keep viewers interested, you have a ways to go. Seriously whats up with the random ass backgrounds? Were you stoned making them? (i hope you know that im jokin about this)...buttplug

[rabbitphobia]

@SuperTbear96 I think he's Iranian but rumours suggest his parents left him on a plane via India and that he grew up on the tough streets there, he was then adopted by an "Untouchable"(caste system) but this person eventually was also so disgusted with Kassem that he abandoned him at a Holy Cow shrine where he worked "milking" the sacred bulls, he loved his job which only led to further trauma when they tried to perform whats referred to as a "very very very late term abortion".................

[jbcq1]

Kassem ur funny. Fuck you

[me106z]

whats up with the mini kassems every where. It makes me feel like im high

[limeaidegirl]

you can't dance



[TheMoronForEver]

what's the song? 7:13

[redxenaXD]

NO MORE JERMAINE!!!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE A RETARD!!! EEW!!

[erhotica]

kassem, Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face

[gloverfull]

the music in the beggening sounds like the music from this computer game called SPORE

[Ijustneedthatsong]

I WANT AN ENTIRE JERMAINE EPISODE

[FreddyTheCupcake]

this episode was shittier than usual

[WDESJ3]

How are they lost, are they remaking lost episodes?

[smiliman80]

omg I love tremain

[thegolfingbear]

if hannah minx called you, what exactly would you say?

[TheBigSmurf88]

Kassem G could not pull of a dance move to safe his life.

[MrGOVIKES28]

The first minute is the most trippiest thing to ever watch when ur high!!!!

[agentx4100]

Omfg I love Tremaitremain he's so fucking hillarious , , just creeping out awkwardly and inappropriately ,,lmfao

[doublegeedee]

Dont like the white noise 

[dragon345543]

I was just waiting for him to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanddddddddddd you can cook!!!

[Valete85]

lol tremain has a barcelona shirt

[randyM208]

u suck at dancing ...u hurt yet

[randyM208]

kassam makes gay people go stright

[CrappyFrog]

Tremaines birth made me LOL to no end

[roksdude]

What was that noise you made when doing that girly jump-twirl?

[TheDragon359]

@roksdude You mean that kassemly jump twirl?

[hplsfanatic]

I think kassem is actually a nice guy. I don't mind his nose and his hair is epic. I wouldn't mind dating him... except he's way too thin. :/

[rpmmarch28]

you fucking SUCK at dancing!

[BboyRayT]

Animate tremaine attempting to molest my comment but then John Na saves the day

[BboyRayT]

Animate my tremaine attempting to molest my comment but john na saves the day

[antipants13]

...Kassem don't know how to dance

[NirvanaAvanca]

Kassem's Nose

Aliens

[Degast]

Whats the creepy sound effect you use on 4:05?

[agentx4100]

Hmmm I'm wondering what does chermaine looks like if he was Freddy Kruger ,hmmmmm ,,

[agentx4100]

Is that John FUCKING NA on the picture frame both sides

[agentx4100]

@fillyblizz now that was effing funny lmfao

[felluptherabbithole]

does he have a girlfriend lmao

[abcdrew2002]

You should suck nice peters dick whil ass fucking him

[MSRxSound]

Why isn't Kassem in the Kitchen???

[fillyblizz]

Me and kassem were doing cocaine and his nose sucked in the whole table

[Frederick0220]

@fillyblizz That's inappropriate.

[popasoda1900]

kassemG is like subway give him 5 dollars and you will get a footlong

[MeHasComputer]

TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[StoendHD]

kassem's so gay, he enjoys homosexual relations with men.

[hthrocks]

kassem's nose was once a runway for planes

[2chubby4u]

Whats that song that gets me horny at the end?

[JonathanJVO]

If Kassem could dance he wouldn't have to worry about his teenie little wee wee.

[21Avia]

Go back in the kitchen motherfucker!

[21Avia]

Ok, as you say so kassem: Kassem got a boner when he saw his ex girlfriend, the kitchen.

[asstomouthbroham]

kassem, invented mystery fucking, its when u fuck a girl with a lil dick, its a mystery if ur actually fucking her.

[asstomouthbroham]

Some one once call me kassem, cause of my big nose, so i called them a ambulance.

[Hellbarda]

lol phillyd doesnt do it anymore...

[yagoldsmith]

what the ACTUAL FUCK is this shit

[evangelion151]

Some say Inception was hard to grasp, much like KassemG's incredibly small penis.

[Benjafoo]

Animate memeception

[wildsurfercat]

tremaines eyes r burning into my soul...

[RubenxIsxBurning]

lmfao u guys are so fucking stupid its hilarious

[Jakeethegamer]

Kassem G doesnt cant dance cuz he needs to work on his (cough) balance

[z4ang3tsu]

KassemG's vibrator needs viagra

[solomonpin1]

Aaaaaaand

[KristenCorpse]

What the fuck did I just watch? xD

[ThePuggeh]

tremaine is the biggest fucking legend

[TheRookie828]

triple axle on ya bitch ass

[xXxsriotxXx]

Netflicks biggest cock rider.

[GOOGIEEGGS1]

i would place a common insult to hurt kasems feelings but i left my comeback in his mums mouth

[LamarThaDirtyWizard]

i know dylan harari he went to my school!!

[msJmarcus1]

i thought his recent videos were just really short...and small

[thecluelessone1]

BAHAHAHA SHAY!

[moomoo12349]

damn kassemi thought ma mom cant danc,u dane like a bitch,y dont u go fuck ur brother

[787DanielaLop]

the sound on 2:30 xD

[BotchedAbortionXD]

Can you guys make something like really creepy of Tremaine and that type of hysterical shit moving around and weird noises? Tremaine is Awesome! Kassem you can go masturbate ur nose ^__^..lol..i dont hate u..just, trying to do what u said to do.

[ThePIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU]

Even if Kassem wanted that clip removed, hes still getting criticized for his huge nose.

[MzChelleyCredible]

You want negativity because people are attracted to it. Smart ;]

[jokonsch]

KassemG really puts the pea in penis.

[tasr09]

KassemG's birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

[rocketsaucer]

ah 2001 space odyssey was great movie... and now kassem totally fucked it up for me. THANKS.

[Ziero11]

Scream Bankai

[jpmagicman720]

skip to 1:09 youre welcome

[Realm04]

*soft comment*

[invisiblemute]

epic and inspired intro *both thumbs up*

[granualies19]

press 5 at least 20 times it'll make kassem so happy....

[RCBeker]

what a dumbass

[cazawazadaza]

Tremaine gives me nightmares. The only thing scarier would be if he has his face painted like a clown. Paint it Kassem! I'm not gonna sleep for days.

[rodneytike]

Press 1

[blc341]

ren n stimpy crazy ep

[littlejr555]

googer pruh add me to circ

[idcccccccc]

play 2:35 over and over

[Dfoulds28]

Sooo much Stanley Kubrick

[HDaWg1215]

You could have just said you had no script ready

[1020dilan]

the weirdest channel in YouTube

but like it

[TickleMeTipi]

@1020dilan Search Raysipeladygaga

[alvaro811994]

wich is the episode where he also jumps like a pussy?

[JacuLuvsU]

Do you have instagram on your iPhone?If not get an account and get rid of the fakes!

[victorgall18]

tits

[SuperKAD0]

Kasem's nose is so big, it has its own orbit.

[shadowmalik009]

is it wrong that these videos make my day...

[MissaRissa213]

@shadowmalik009 If it's wrong I don't wanna be right! :P

[1xoxalliexox1]

and just for that, i'm gonna go use toby's netflix. cause he's awesome and you're crazy.

[1xoxalliexox1]

these episodes are just getting weirder and weirder.

[JPdab]

Everyone who comments some bullshit about netflix is just a thumbs up slut who whores themselves out with some shitty comments just to get on this piece of shit show. I started my free trial last week.

[pandapostalservice]

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[thatrandomvlogger1]

hey guys can u pleas chsck out my channel please l really would like the hits thx

[madahakers]

Nuke Na Mean?!?!?

[NinjaPigWorrier]

What song is that at the beginning 

[TheGreybush92]

you suck at dancing 

[Mugetsu309]

Kassem G's testicles are the same size as Justin Bieber's tits

[ItsEmilyJ]

fuck your feelings

[FIFA12ViDZz]

Kassem is gay

[FIFA12ViDZz]

kassemg's nose is so big because hes overcompensating for his tiny penis

[geeedup760]

Dont watch ! KASSEMG'S gayness is contagious,

[tylersummerhill]

scariest intro I've ever seen... with that being said... I LOVED IT!

[MsPositronic]

/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[geeedup760]

kassem g is a dick sucking hoodrat.

[Rhyster661]

Kassems Dick is like Osama Bin Laden, Hidden and Concealed but then finally found.

[Tempest876]

She was bakedd

[omar999999999999999]

Kassem, I know rocks who make me laugh more than you. Your show is shit, and your are a pile of cow turds, don't try to be funny you skinny tall homo , go suck more cocks.

[Derekkkkk666]

2 more weeks until episode 69!!! :D

[landonsuds09988]

If Kassem wanted a real joke on the show he'd pull his pants down

[m1992199919621963]

use tobuscus

[Matrixzass]

Kassem, put your awesome dance moves in your next epidose!

[BrittWestbrook]

Thank you for using my video response, Kassem!! =]

[estajosh]

when gays watch this show they get an orKassem.

[CallMeConnorOrCw]

Kassem Is a Terrorist

[Elijah1595]

I bet no one else understands the beginning..

[AdmiralAwesome50]

@Elijah1595 2001: a faggot odyssey?

[forget1arias]

Kassem G spot

[ahaddf]

@evo2341 do you mean you're a fake??? lolz u gots tha baaad grammer

[evo2341]

@RayWilliamJohnsoan fuck you your a FAKE

[halogodzzillia3]

Kassem... just go back to your village, cause your not funny...

[halogodzzillia3]

Kassem's penis is like Voldemort's nose... not there.

[JustSara16]

@RayWilliamJohnsoan bitch please, you're not ray -.-

[chadb1992]

KassemG's mom is a virgin

[xsach1]

Hey kassem, Can you explain the theory of relativity with just your nose, john na ass and while tremaine looks seductively at us? ?

[Kawabolole]

An ant can carry sixty times its weight. So what ? KassemG carries his nose and doesn't brag about it...

[Edengunner]

kassem bhibak

[johngamer7]

Hey kassem! I'm from Greece and people here are more afraid of your nose rather than the crisis...

[n0b0dy76]

KassemG sure is one ugly woman

[LektorGuru]

@RayWilliamJohnsoan Meh. I've seen much more funny. KassemG's penis is like this fake RWJ's account.