Battlefield 3 Fun Tactics Delivery

[belchicola]

@jozboful Birgirpall has perfected existence.

[OREOmontagen]

best tactic ever

[ChickenMakezMeHappy]

Haha

[Koryo8]

I never get tired of fisting my dickhole, can't imagine how anybody could

[BABYBLUnBLACK]

50

[QuadfishTym]

You know, I actually am quite tired of fisting my dickhole now that you mention it. I will try these tactics immediately.

[TostedAlmond]

Lol i used to do this is BFBC2. Good times...

[jozboful]

check out birgirpall's C4 jeeps, he's perfected it

[SORRYBACKPACK]

She can't eat herself out dumbass...

[MegaOrangeguy]

i asked 'are you gonna eat that?' it turns out she was lesbo. she said yes...

[gazzxr]

"Just point and ask her:"Are you gona eat that?"" llolololo

[Rupeification]

Excellent entertaining and informative.

[coolmangroup34]

i used tht vagina tactic on this girl that likes me and it worked i got laid

[TheDutchguy18]

I use this tactic too but with C4

[Garinovitch]

I tried this on a girl, got my dick hole fisted in the end.

[stillfly235]

Cr1tikal your advice was genius i got so many girls your a a god damn criminal mastermind

[AmateurGamer1]

haha f***in classic

[simcitydude]

isnt this the same advice you gave about throwing c4 on a vehicle in bad company 2

[ponage98]

his advice actually worked.

[jimbizzie]

Make more

[FadeAftershock]

I used this on got a girl =]

[yadneerg21]

This game is Shiz on xbox use pc

[vladimere33]

Fisting? I shove my whole arm up my dick hole.

[Oldasiankid]

An idea:Real life fun tactics.

[robbie8756]

I tried the sit only face advice I did roll over and everything to my teacher and got kick out of college for it:/

[TheTacticalChipmunk]

I tried both tips you gave me about "the female companion tip". The only reply was "You are one of a kind John, but thats why I like you" *me gusta face* :D

[luman97]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a plunger to the asshole.

[GlitchGang]

JUST FLAGGED FOR PROMOTING TERRORISM ROFL

[YouSuckJesus]

Thank you Cr1tikal ! I got a girlfriend thanks to your advices :)

[ShuffleHardstyleTV]

THATS HOW I GET GIRLFRIENDS IN REAL LIFE!

[elias1996bs]

thumbs up if you tried to get a female companion using Cr1tikal's advice and it worked..

[Raam371]

@elias1996bs i got back handed

[fjc9396]

Should I be concerned that my girlfriend said yes to both of those questions?

[DeletedUser231]

Advice=success

[Somebody6032]

I used to do the explosives tactics but i stick c4 to atvs and have a teamate run it into a tank and i detonate it.

[ScientificPions]

I can confirm that his advice works. My boyfriend of 10 months did both the tactics. <3

[airgilbert]

@ScientificPions Pics of girlfriend? Wait.....

[workzone777]

How does he get into 3rd person view while he is in a vehicle?

[Akibachan1]

I tried your advice but it didn't work because the girl wasn't a lesbian.

[LinkBase]

use c4 instead, it becomes a controlled detonation and you dont die.

[therock557]

@LinkBase It's too slow. You gotta get out, wait for the C4 readying animation, then press the detonator button, and hope it explodes before some dickass starts spraying lead-lined shit at you.

[LinkBase]

@therock557 no no no....put c4 on jeep, drive to taget, jump out before you hit and press detonate?

[Infinitera1n]

You genius.

[kookiemonsta70]

instead of asking and putting it all up to her just say "Fck it dats mine"!

[xeverus]

i died at "plunger to the asshole"...ROFL

[mamajenkins1]

no put claymores on the jeep



[ExterminLord]

@mamajenkins1 Mines are more powerful

[kookiemonsta70]

@mamajenkins1 good idea but wouldn't you have to put them on the front only, youd have to hit a person with NO vehicle (i may be wrong but i don't think they are that explosive), and instead of wasting the vehicle you could have just done a road kill... =/

[maddog13212]

So I gazed into her vagina and got lost and forgot what i was suppose to say

[Ablobaconker]

Entitled itled itled itled

[mrbean6932]

Best bf3 commentary vid ever. I'm laughing so hard :')

[TheGenocidalPanda]

Ever ran someone over with a MAV?

That shit's hilarious.

[kookiemonsta70]

@TheGenocidalPanda i don't really know what a MAV is but i got a double roa kill with a jet once............. but then i crashed =/

[TheGenocidalPanda]

@kookiemonsta70 It's the uh, Last recon equipment. You fly it around and spot people and tanks n stuff. You can also hit people and kill them with it

[rotgutad]

I was crying laughing at about 1:35 I need to try that

[MoNoodlez]

Al-Qaeda likes this.

[MegaChoochooman]

1:11

[xboxcrazysn1pr]

I always did this in BF1943

[mrLrocks2845]

I got so many girls with your tips@@@@@@@$

[dredessau]

@soccerguy123321 its from skyrim. Its the dumbest damn most over used joke.

[GGTTPT]

@dredessau thank you its soooooooo annoying

[soccerguy123321]

CAN SOMEONE PLSSSSSS EXPLAIN THE I TOOK A ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKE PLEASE!!!!!!!

[strangerwithcandymi]

@soccerguy123321 its something some of the guards say in skyrim they will say "i use to be an adventurer like you but then i took and arrow to the knee" or some shit like that.

[Dyyro]

@soccerguy123321 Go to Google and search it you incompetent retard.

[Kroolaid1203]

ALAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flapswitch13]

Do a dual commentary with OfficalDuckGaming!

[coolnewend]

Yes, I am staring at your vagina. Are you going to eat that?

[flamewingbls]

Thank god i watched this video. I was getting tired of fisting my dick hole.

[xTonyxis]

@flamewingbls i have never in my life laughed so hard about a comment before, thank you

[MichelArd]

@flamewingbls damn ,,what picture did you just put in my mind

[MichelArd]

@MichelArd and then i noticed these are lines from the vid..

[TalonRoxUrSox]

@flamewingbls you prick, i spilled my drink all over my keyboard cause of you xD

[nlicky]

Oh finally, even Critikal does BF3! Been waiting to find something like this since did COD much of the time. Good old humor combined with a game I like and regard as very good. Excellent work Critikal on getting into more games popular and obscure.

[picklbob1245]

dude this guy is hilarious he needs more recognition

[ThisIsmiXTV]

@picklbob1245 A quarter of a million views just isn't enough.

[frankdog579]

@picklbob1245 so true. He even gives good companion getting advice!

[XxNehsSniperxX]

I tried his mate tacktic i got nitched slape hard and then took an arrow to the ear

[TheBatmansbitch]

tried got seventeen kills and took out three tanks and promoted twice all off of one jeep three tanks just surrounded me and rammed into me to make it so that i coundlt move all of them had 2 people and the other 11 people i killed were in jeeps doing the same

[ninjaheartt]

This idea is crazy

[gta6592]

my humpty dumpty turned into a fuck :'(

[Kyleisbeast9]

I tried both his dating techniques, they didn't work :(

[Russmandoo15]

his chick tips work on SLUTS ONLY I no because i tried it. :)

[MRroddan96]

fisting my dickhole? what ;-;

[Gwenlaen]

Lol Jihaad tanks. And I thought Jihaad Jeps in BF2142 were nasty lol

[pogorules15]

I used to think the arrow to the knee jokes were funny, until I took a plunger to the asshole.

[Jarzard1]

MOAR

[MuddaphuckinG]

Someone invite this man to a world peace council. Problem solved.

[fawgy96]

I wonder what people who play against and with cr1tikal think about him.

[jorami2014]

More Fun Tactics in Battlefield 3!!

[SirCandyN1pples]

is it unusual that the first advice worked?

[EmoneyBranch]

Ooh, thanks for the advice Cr1TiKaL. I shall soon have myself a female companion.

[Chompy1804]

I tried this tactic, it works, destroys a tank, all of a sudden this 12 year old fag starts screaming at me, "WAAAD DAAA FUUUUCK, You fucking faggot, cheating hacking loser, suck my DIIICK, Oh wait, your mom did last night you fucking Asshole!!!." So funny.

[CerealBeans]

im never tired of fisting my dickhole...

[DiseasedMoss]

SO I WAS IN A RESTAURANT ON A DATE AND I TRIED THIS AND SHE GAVE ME A PIECE OF PIZZA!

Surely I will be laid soon, thank you Cr1tikal.

[Stewi124]

Dude I tried that it actually work but the first thing to get a girl

[ThEDaRkBeAst32]

YOUR FUCKING HALERIOUS!

[3VOluutio]

tired of fisting your dickhole

[LukeValentino]

Hahahaha, where the fuck did the dating tips come from?? funny as fuck man!

[81metfan]

i used to be a bull rider, but then i took a horn up the ass

[poyanator]

would have turned my humpdie dumpdie into a fuck!

[gta6592]

my humpty dumty turned into a fuck :'(

[3dxbox]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SuperSocomSeals]

i tried both and i ended up in jail :D

[hacksis119]

penguinz0 has redeemed him self.. hahaha RESPECT :P

[TheNightfulKazk]

"If you get tired of fisting your dickhole" haha wth :D

[AnObeseAardvark]

How can anyone possibly get tired of fisting their dickhole?

[iliev93]

the advice for getting a girl made me lol so hard

[CyFeR995]

I just need to know critical, ARE YOU BULLSH***ING?

[TheZombiefyer]

Sometimes when Im bored, I like to put a tissue on my dick and pretend its a ghost.........

[TheOriginalLilCC]

@TheZombiefyer Shiiit you too?

[corrivalnumber]

@TheZombiefyer Thats a new one :D

[TheBansheeBomb]

@TheZombiefyer The you are a very sick person, may i recommend a shrink?

[Sebaaz96]

@TheZombiefyer forever alone

[Terrorstanius]

@TheZombiefyer thumbwhore much?

[xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx]

@TheZombiefyer u do that too??

[GlitchMasta]

@TheZombiefyer Me 2

[RLmike1234]

@TheZombiefyer "Are you ready for my spooky cock?"

[GoWeegee]

I was about to swallow then he said "fisting your dickhole". I almost died.

[JosephBr0seph]

are you going to eat that?

[tlbeasley]

LOL

[xCRsoccerboy]

lmao!! "it works 100%....by any chance if it doesn't work" contradickted your tity milk cr1tikal

[SickmyDuck78]

I used to plunger my ass hole, then I fisted my dick hole.

[bugattti1]

It works better when you use c4 and a jeep/buggy and have someone else drive. Just have them drive up to the target (like a tank) and detonate it. They and the buggy survive too. That is unless they patched it.

[HBMTechnology]

More!!!!

[Lalalastab]

What you want to do, is you want to start a conversation with the woman of your choice.. doesn't have to be about anything in particular just any topic.. anything. And while she's talking to you, you need to gaze into her vagina. And then when she catches notice you need to point down there and then ask her is she's going to eat that.

[Armendicus]

lol I tried this because I was tired of fisting my dick hole!!lol

[MajorAddiction]

@Armendicus i dont know if i'll ever be tired of that, but i have tried this. good stuff

[ILLbiteURfaceCNT]

krit1kal, you dirty fucking terrorist

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

holy fuck the woman tips were awesome. i tried it they really work she sat right on my face....she was 400 pounds though so i kinda got short of breath. i thought i smelled fish....and cheese lol

[joedawg112]

i tried that and i got a detention for 2 days...thanks cr1tical 

[mosesman444]

Just an FYI this also works with men

[Elyahsful]

@thepwn4live You have too stop, drop, and troll

[clarencezer]

definition of kamikaze :D

[onepiece441]

Thanks for the tip Cr1TiKaL! I appreciate it!

[DancinSnake]

I AM tired of fisting my dickhole... Thank you Critical!

[bigHITMAN515]

dude no way does your voice sound like that

[The0neDk]

Thank you! plan A worked 1st shot!

[Kyleisbeast9]

Use C-4 instead of AT mines, you can blow it up even with a teammate in the vehicle.

[truesteban090]

comment teh video

[MrBendyarms]

New fun tactic. Spawn with c4 and sneak around behind enemy lines and plant c4 next to all the recon douche bags. once out of c4, detonate and watch all the wokies die.

[bell6437]

i do the same thing but with C4 ind i some time fill the vehicle just to piss them off

[ThePwn4live]

wats up guys its a random dude here

i was in a club once with a bunch of friends(yes i do have friends stop hating)and in someway i got to talk to a girl and um.... i did wat you said.(i drunk a load of sh*t with alcohol)

the fist plan went wrong cause she said 'i am saving it for someone else'.

so i looked in to her eyes and then did the roling thing, but as i did that she lost interest.

she told me that its not of my looks that she left, wat can i du?

[titocapotitoFU2]

Holy shit your adbive worked....You are now my god. Hail Critkal

[titocapotitoFU2]

@titocapotitoFU2 sorry I mean advice.

[blkelite0]

Thanks for the tips. Now I get all the bitches.

[Sumosak]

man finally!! i was so tired of fisting my dick hole and now i know what to do instead!!!

[c3po9501]

step1)Folow Cr1t1kal's advice

step2)be suprised when bad shit happens

[NomNommerson]

I just tried your advice, it didnt work, she was yelling.

[mrtom1234565]

the first tip got my girlfriend angry the second gave me a headache

[TheeGrandmaster]

Holy shit, you're the qwop guy.

[AdamAndGregorFilms]

Is your name Chase Okland? And do you use a voice changer?

[Metalamps]

"Point directly down there, and ask her if she's gonna eat that"

LOLOLOLOL OH MY GOD.

[portalrunner117]

Are you going to eat that?

I'm laughing so hard!!

[philsbootleg]

im gonna got to the mall and try one of his tips and have my friend record me doing it, and send it to him as a video response

[KooZiEst]

@philsbootleg lol do it =)

[TheKillerQQQQQQQQQQ]

@philsbootleg i wanna see it to!!!

[A5GRedwing666]

@philsbootleg Good Luck :)

[adno96]

:P I got tired fisting my dick hole, so i threw AT mines at my tank instead.:)

[jeromegoh225]

lol kamikaze car

[koolaidmonster1714]

This guy is fuking hilarious !!!!

Thumps up if you think he should replace dumbfuck tosh.o

[L4D2Hunter25]

@koolaidmonster1714 woah woah Tosh.O is awesome >:O

[THEBSLIONS]

lmao Never laughed so hard at a YouTube video.

[SirDude456]

its better with C4... fisting your dickhole I mean.

[RyansAmusments]

Not only did I get a girl attention, I got a restraining order! I must be really good, thanks Cr1tikal!

[Dinklepuff]

Damn, he almost turned your "humpty dumpty" into a "fuck"!

[bburn7840]

Me- "May you sit on my face?"

Her- "How about I sit on your dick."

[TheGraffitizer]

"That tank would've turned my humpty dumpty technique into a fuck, and that would be unacceptable."

[TheArabianfreak]

your women advice did work :D tnx <3

[DrRicktofen]

I used to like the arrow to the knee joke, then i took a plunger to the asshole.

[spencer2468]

@DrRicktofen Or a fist to your dick hole.

[hylianknight3]

@DrRicktofen i used to take a plunger to the asshole, but then a took a fist to the dickhole

[Crazybenjiwoo]

i just said that to my girlfriend and shes no longer my girlfriend, thanks cr1tikal

[RuckedRampager]

@Crazybenjiwoo you're an idiot

[FlamingCereal]

your right cr1tikal, i am tired of fisting my dickhole, so i shall attempt this strategy