Unlikely Things To Read On A Motorway Sign - Mock The Week - Series 10 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[TheStephrules]

Andy, Hugh and Milton are always funny and Jack and Ed are sometimes funny

[eclipserox1]

Pick us up a pile of milk Tel, thanks Trace xx

[LovinThePlatapus]

Accident ahead. Lol! How the hel are you gunna get to work now?

[bunnyboome]

the man from Preston!! lol

[yaying404]

what is dogging?

[TheLunaFace]

@yaying404 having sex with a dog

[jim191185]

@TheLunaFace no its not

[jim191185]

@yaying404 fucking in a parked car while people watch or join in.

[KitsuneProject]

Caution! your Motorcycle may crash into the back of a lorry on a lay-by

[MsHyperHolly]

So that's where my scissors went

[UnknownUserName4267]

Middlesbrough isn't that bad. Having said that, I realise it's a joke so I'm not bitching.

[GleeMusicforlife]

Milton Jones and Micky Flanagan=LEGENDS!

[jinjar99]

@viSprinkles get a life also jack Whitehall you rock

[viSprinkles]

@jinjar99 My name isn't Jack Whitehall but thanks for saying I rock.

[TheTenMinuteMan]

there may be trouble ahead, prepare to face music and dance...

[il0vehimOx]

the Boro ain't that bad :P

[JamesOhGoodie]

Did they just make a reference to the song "Pablo Piccaso"?

[VINNIEJONES10]

If you can taste this sign it means you've crashed into it

[KitsuneProject]

"Giant Clippers, Paul Bunyan is trimming the tree branches"

[KitsuneProject]

"You're entering Liverpool. Lock Your Car And Guard It Well."

[ninjahunter101]

1:14 i did, and i crashed, thanks a bunch

[tikinice]

If you can taste this sign, it means you've crashed into it :)

[Heneghan2k9]

Why isn't Milton Jones a regular?

[Wiggles369]

:O Andy Parson said something funny!

[MuseFan777]

@Wiggles369

Andy Parsons is always funny!

[MrTelboy1992]

@MuseFan777 is he, or is it just that frankie and russel have gone, he seems funnier ?

[mcard1d]

Milton's DNA is full of WIN.

[dalektaliban]

im glad these commenters repeat the jokes for me, theres only so much i can remember in a 2 minuite video

[KitsuneProject]

@dalektaliban "know a short cut? ignore the SatNav and cross the field"

[Texthewolf]

@viSprinkles Diddy Kong was in 2 games of the Mario Kart series, and Mario is better known as 'Super Mario' to people who don't spend hours playing the games. ._.

[sketz03]

Giant Scissors!!!!

[TMan5636]

that MK joke had me in stitches

[megaspyke89]

milton jones has some serious talent when it comes to comedy

[Itsapenalty]

@viSprinkles who the Fuck cares

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahaha

If you can taste this sign, you've crashed into it,

<3 Ed Byrne!!!

xXx

[VictoriaSparkles]

JACK WHITEHALL I LOVE YOU!!

[viSprinkles]

Diddy Kong wasn't in the Mario Kart series. He was in Diddy Kong Racing which didn't feature banana skins as a weapon.

Mario isn't Super Mario, just Mario.

[ellenmelon771]

@viSprinkles Ooooh picky picky, ruining the joke for EVERYONE.

[viSprinkles]

@ellenmelon771 I don't believe you're qualified to make that claim on everyone's behalf.

[ellenmelon771]

@viSprinkles Errrmmm.... are you saying that I'm not enough of an 'expert' on MarioKart to reply to a comment?...... :s xXx

[viSprinkles]

@ellenmelon771 No, I'm saying that you can't claim that I'm ruining the joke for everyone. You can't speak on everyone's behalf.

[ellenmelon771]

@viSprinkles Well, you can't assume that everyone cares about which game Diddy Kong was in, or how to say Mario's name properly. ;P xXx

[viSprinkles]

@ellenmelon771 I didn't assume that.

[ellenmelon771]

@viSprinkles This is a bit of a pointless argument, isn't it? I'm sorry I got all cocky with you. xP xXx

[MattMillwardSongs]

@ellenmelon771 Don't worry, he's not even right ;)

[ellenmelon771]

@MattMillwardSongs Hahahha, that means I've completely wasted my time.... how cruel life can be... xD xXx

[kingofrocks]

@viSprinkles Diddy Kong is in the mario kart series. He was in Mario Kart Wii.

[viSprinkles]

@kingofrocks That wasn't actually diddy kong, that was a clone of diddy kong. I read it online.

[MattMillwardSongs]

@viSprinkles Lmao have you even played any Mario Kart games after 64? Because he's in every single one after that. it's 2012, man. Oh and as a comedian he would have needed to say 'Super' Mario to help people slightly less nerdy aware of who he was talking about, since there are games actually called 'Super Mario 64', 'Super Mario Galaxy', etc.

Get a grip.

[viSprinkles]

@MattMillwardSongs Mario Kart 64 was the last game in the series that mattered.

[EvileLlamaThingeh]

@viSprinkles Don't be that "Any games after X period of time is shit" nostalgia whore guy. Especially with Mario Kart because bar some minor tweaks here and there they all basically achieve the same function of fucking you over with a blue shell 10 seconds from the finish line.

[Ihaveaspartanlaser]

this sign is here distracting you from the road because we had nothing better to spend your taxes on

[FallingDownDeep]

"there once was a young man from Preston who was trying to drive to Heston but the sign wouldn't rhyme so he plowed into the back of a Juggernaut"

listened to that at breakfast, couldn't stop grinning for the entire day

[woodsburgery]

Since I live so close to Middlesbrough, I should really defend it, but... No, it really is shit. Avoid it like the plague, and don't leave your car unattended.

[LxExMxOxN]

@woodsburgery Take a tank if possible.

[redjuicyapples]

@woodsburgery I live there, its not that bad!

[urikobb3]

@woodsburgery I live in Middlesbrough; it really depends what part of it you go to, same as pretty much everywhere else. It's just that the shit parts are...shittier than most places.

[RockMyStripySocksOff]

I love how Milton goes up acts so awkwardly and produces the funniest jokes

[treesaretall8o]

@whitwhoo29 he's funny. you are entiteled to your own opinions, but for this, you are not. thankyou, and goodbye :3

[kievins1]

@whitwhoo29 I used to think exactly that. Now, I love him!

[Danngoow]

1:12 does the guy who record laugh?

[riderj123]

0:50 Beware giant scissors coming towards you along the dotted lines

[dmsjr2]

micky flanagan should be a MTW regular thumbs up if you agree!

[dmsjr2]

"Pick us up a pint of milk, Tel, Thanks Trace." ROFL

[lishgirl05]

they should put milton and stewart francis on the same show together...that'll be interesting ;)

[ajmf35029]

that last joke was fckin hilarious!!

[Markgangzta]

Jack Whitehall seems to be getting SLIGHTLY more manly

[cg19293]

"Use the force Luke, I've run out of Lubricant"

[macgiver351]

Repeat something from the video here to get top rated comment..

[Tashy034]

Love Milton Jones

[luntinfintin]

i live in Middlesbrough, i lost the will to live a long time ago.

[ajaykeer23939]

i barely find it funny........ it was sexist,racial, and prejudice of all things

[Jesck13]

@ajaykeer23939 That's mock the week for you :)

[tinyniel]

Milton Jones is a genious!

[CoDtageUD]

@tinyniel Shame your spelling ain't.

[tinyniel]

@CoDtageUD At least it's better than your manners.

[savagedragon]

Wait a minute, the lights just started flashing...

[lmddawson]

I'm a young man from Preston!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@lmddawson Are you trying to go to Heston? And remember - because you are a northerner, you are a REAL MAN! But I'm from the North too, Preston in fact, and I am definitely female.

[kuwaimaha]

WHY IS THE CHANNEL NOT AVAILABLE IN SWITZERLAND??!!!

[JackyRowe]

Micky Flanagan's last one is great!

[DaveWhid]

love mock the week

[PrimalWolf2006]

wait......WTF, they already did this one.................back when frankie was still on it

[jrainey94]

@PrimalWolf2006 Aye but the jokes are different

[pkmnguy2010]

@PrimalWolf2006 they repeat some of them, i think the "exam questions" has been on 2-3 times

[NEMZOOO]

@Gam3rTagger its the only reason i watch it :D

[Konyo116]

I've always enjoyed Mock the Week but this series has got to be the funniest one to date.

[laserman422]

"use the force"

[hiddenbutdeadly]

replace micky with david mitchell and you have the ultimate MTW panel

[theM0dge666]

@hiddenbutdeadly

I'd prefer he was replaced with Frankie Boyle my self - David Mitchell just annoys me - but I'd agree he's the one to replace, even if he's last joke was actually quite funny - the rest of the show he just failed at doing accents.

[lemonsaresocoollike]

The North: where the men are real men. And so are quite a lot of the women.

[macgiver351]

@lemonsaresocoollike Yes we've just watched the video, so why do you feel the need to remind us what was said? Could you not think of anything interesting to say yourself so you repeat something from the video to try get more thumbs up?

[carl478]

@macgiver351 LIGHTEN UP A BIT WILL YOU!

[MrsLozzieTennant]

Jack Whitehall <3 So Gorgeous!

[Sackinima]

"You've missed the tuuuuurning" -What I would have said.

[sij747]

"pick us up a pint of milk Tel. Thanks, Trace"

[ZachaaaaXD]

Milton Jones<33333333333333333

[Kop360]

@ZachaaaaXD

33333333333333333 is not better than Milton Jones

lol

[ZachaaaaXD]

@Kop360 someone's clever (;