Greek Army (Funny)

[ilias901]

Kampana kai efrastiete me frape ti 4 ti 5

[apostolis633]

ooooo trelos :tim mamisame

[bpr97050]

Guys, they're speeking Denglish...

[MrLovyduvy]

akou ekei, ton vlakka

[geokol2312]

kirie pterarxe!!xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxax­axaxaxaxa!

[apolskis1]

@yaslidomates you mean pround to mongol

[XOUSPA]

@yaslidomates Ok Kebab

[farmakonisi]

vous pensee bien que on est pas bete pour montrer nos vraies valeur militaire sur you tube ahahahah, l'armee c'est secret defence , c'est pas de la pub , on a rien a prouver a personne , 7000 ans de civilisation , 400 ans chez les turcs et bil n'on pas reussis a nous faire turc , ahahahah, mais nous on leur a appris a faire de la pitta et de la moussaka et des feuille de vigne , qu'il n'arrive toujours pas a faire ahahahah

[pontios4eva]

aaahahahahaahahahahaah kallooooooooo

[MicroNuggets]

Translate?

[xrtc]

nai ok paei sto telos kruvetai pisw apo to dentro, tou fwnazei kai "ante" (ante, teleiwsame kane stop) kai sunexizete na nomizete oti den einai sthmeno.. EGINE

[VNtinos]

einai theiko kai mono enas eldikarios katalavainei an einai stimeno i oxi !!

to sigkekrimeno den einai... den anagnwrizetai ton tono iperopsias, egwismoy kai ilithiotitas poy exei o monimas ??

Megale p anevases to video gamises !!

[mirofo86]

hey fuckfaces of thw world 1 greek is equal tou 100 others.so fuck off we even in our country's army dont accept slavery behavior!!

[Sikerge]

stupid greeks

[mpogias13]

@Sikerge Why are we stupid ? You just throwed that out there randomly... troll

[soopaman2]

I'm amazed the Turks haven't conquered them yet (or should I say again)

[mpogias13]

@soopaman2 Amazed? They have inferior technology,tactics and training. Modern Turkey is nothing but a fraction of what it used to be (Ottoman Empire).

And just so you know...we have conquered them too.

[soopaman2]

@mpogias13 Fair enough :)

I was mean. The Greeks are great people, and the Turks need to GTFO of Cypress.

[ItZzTaZ]

@soopaman2 i'm impressed with your maturity. No offence but i havent found turk as mature as you!

[utubexrhsths1]

@soopaman2 cancer to all your siblings!!!

[crazyawsomestunts1]

@soopaman2 haha, the turks cant do it again. the greeks have modornized and will kick ass. this 1 vidieo of 1 stupid greek doesnt mean they are all stupid. They were the philosiphers while your people played in the sand. and also they would never fight. they are both in NATO so get real asshole.

[hellaisgreece]

ΕΙΣΑΙ ΘΕΟΣ ΡΕ ΦΙΛΕ

[gregstamna]

eisai apextos re bravooooooo  xaxaxaxaaa

[aaantonios]

gloriousottomanempir

u sound like a uneducated clown, ur comments are poor, n ur attitude sucks. dont comment on ANY videos, cause ur dumbness is clear 2 us all. find some peace in ur miserable life.

[samuraihc13]

PALIKARI!!!!!!! AP TA LIGA

[gloriousottomanempir]

FUCK GREEKS ..THEIR GRANDFATHERS WAS ALSO FUNNY LIKE THIS SO WE KICKED ASS FAST ...THEY NOW CRY FOR THEIR OLD HOMES AND THEIR TRASH ORTHODOX CHURCES ...WE CAN SEND PHOTO OF YOUR OLD HOMES AND SEE WITH YOUR GRANDFATHERS ..BUT PROMISE NOT TO CRY ;)

[Shakawkaw0]

@gloriousottomanempir

go die in hell... asshole you people with no history and no brain fck off

[aaantonios]

@gloriousottomanempir

gloriousottomanempir

u sound like a uneducated clown, ur comments are poor, n ur attitude sucks. dont comment on ANY videos, cause ur dumbness is clear 2 us all. find some peace in ur miserable life.

[Gomino100]

@gloriousottomanempir

You must maybe see when i was fucking your sister!!! you, Son of a Bitch!!!

[TazDiamant070]

Χα χα χα χα κάτι τέτοιο έγινε κ τότε που ήμουνα στην 35 ΜΚ Κυπρο. Ο καραβανας εφαγε άγριο ξύλο. Χα χα κάμερα κ φραπεδακι ο μικρός... κ μετά σου λένε η χώρα είναι σ ασφαλές χέρια. Μπα..

[johnaris100]

hahaha gamas file ok !!!! 

[TheValmirZz]

Can someone explain me whats hapening here?

[elemental166]

Mulaka

[RandomDirectors]

Re san kakoma8hmeno paidi se dumothko kanei poso blano mpwrei na einai?

Ston strato einai gamo thn panagia tou.

[RandomDirectors]

egw metakomisa sthn agglia edw kai 8 xronia ala 8a paw ston strato epeidi 8elw na kratisw to ellhniko m diabaturio...

exw akouse ti pramata se bazoun na kaneis udika tous protous mhnes ala ama einai oloi oi fantaroi pou paraponiounte malakes san auton pou den 8umate ena ari8mo e tote den pistebw na exw kai polla problhmata,

[MrTheferaldruid]

poio eipame itan to sinthima? 6?

[agentleo1]

sostos afto tous aksizi afto piran. Kala ekanes gia to poutso oloi!!!!

[kelekisGR]

oi aksiomatikoi me jokey? apo pote?

[kiriakos2012]

μαλακες αξιωματικοι , το μονο  που με χαλαγε στο στρατο ηταν οι αξιωματικοι

[Vinylakos]

mono sto lem afta :D

[KoukosGR]

FAKE

[techstepman]

thn gamisame den les tipota!psaroukla!!!!

[giorgosantoniadis87]

petroxwri e??????????pw re file hmouna 296 kai to evlepa stis eidhseis apo thn thleorash ths lesxhs sthn xanthi pw re anamnhseis

[az0zaLT]

play metin2 noobs

[zackster134]

wtf u sayin

[CthuluCthulian]

Ήθελα να'ξερα τι την έβαλε την κάμερα! Νόμιζε πως θα έκανε προβλεπέ αναγνώριση?!

[CthuluCthulian]

"Μακάρι να γινόμουνα!" Αχαχαχαχαχαχα!!!

[PsychotronicWar]

ΚΑΙ ΜΕΤΑ ΑΠΟ ΟΛΑ ΑΥΤΑ, ΕΝΑΣ ΦΡΑΠΕΣ. Θ-Ε-Ο-Σ.

[imwishingforacrocodi]

malakes oloi stratogavloi, .... eprepe na ton ftysei kai olas o fantaros ton allo ton ilithio...kai na ton katourisei...

[obscene18]

@imwishingforacrocodi pane strato esu k kanto

[juliealyvia]

I thought this was pretty funny. I wish there was more funny ones like this on youtube. Or maybe there is and I just don't know what to look up to find them.

[Agartha666]

Stupid Greeks

[sokomokomo]

to mouni tis manas sou paliopoutana !!!

[VagDiBenis]

mporei kapoios na grapsei katw thn synomilia ?

[mugoxesma]

xaoxaoxoaxaoxao an den einai stimeno to paidi einai POLU KEFALAS!!

[tascode]

ΑΠΑΡΑΔΕΚΤΟ.... ΕΧΟΥΜΕ ΞΕΦΤΥΛΙΣΤΕΙ ΤΕΛΕΙΩΣ... ΣΤΟ ΣΤΡΑΤΟ ΔΕΝ ΠΑΣ ΓΙΑ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΕΙΣ ΤΗΝ ΠΛΑΚΑ ΣΟΥ. ΠΑΣ ΓΙΑ ΕΝΑ ΓΑΜ...ΜΕΝΟ ΙΕΡΟ ΣΚΟΠΟ. ΝΑ ΜΑΘΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΦΥΛΑΣ ΤΗΝ ΠΑΤΡΙΔΑ. ΑΛΛΑ ΦΑΙΝΕΤΑΙ ΤΙ ΓΙΝΕΤΑΙ.

[nik303ful]

@tascode nai re na filas sa to malaka to stratopedo na katharizeis na kaneis tis doyleies ton allwn xoris lefta ego tha ton pirobolaga

[greggyinfantry]

hello greek friends im learning greek at my college as well as being in the army and im going to retire to greece or Sweeden

[elisei00]

greek army is piece of gay shit (but Makedonian is not!)

[mpogias13]

@elisei00 that doesnt even make sense.Get a bit educated  and then come back.

[dakiler2028]

@elisei00 you can shove that propaganda shit up your ass slav, nobody asked your opinion

[kuzzungurt]

fuck greece anal

[sokomokomo]

fuck turks oval !!!!HARDER AND HARDER IN ATATURKS ASS

[balerinauzicka]

Macedonia Is Independent. Greek fags should stick to their islands and eat goat shit. Macedonia was the greatest country in the world.

[elitenussknacker]

@balerinauzicka macedonia is nothing. it doesn't have any power and nobody give's a shit 4 that country... and what it was did nobody interest... it IS, and it IS worthless

[balerinauzicka]

@elitenussknacker greeks are pissed at macedonia.

[Uzickiprosvetar]

@elitenussknacker yeah, but greatest general in history (after hannibal barca) was macedonian. so, shut the fuck up.!

[Capee30]

@balerinauzicka

Was.

[balerinauzicka]

@Capee30 yep. then show some respect!

[ImmortalGreekWarrior]

@balerinauzicka shut the fuck up little bitch fuck your homosexual country bastards

[boredperson12100]

@balerinauzicka Macedonia isn't even a real country! They just took a part of Greece and called it Macedonia.

[ROSSOS20]

@balerinauzicka :You are very funny...so..if you are Macedonians..can you tell me where does the word MACEDONIA comes from???From your language???You made me laugh..you from Fyrom dont know even what does the word MACEDONIA means...because makedonia is a word and it has a meaning..it is seperated in two parts..anyway..smae funny story happens with ALEXANDERS ALEXANDROS is the correct name by the way)name..it means something as well in Greek language...But nothing to your Slav Language...a hahaa

[ROSSOS20]

ALEXANDROS = ALEX + ANDROS ...and means the one who makes other men to go far away...ok?and there is no formula in the whole world that it could come from your Slav LANGUAGE...so STOP CONFUSING OTHER NATIONS PEOPLE...

The root "ALEX" in Greek language is used and for other, combined words as well..like: a. ALEXHELION : (alex+helion) which means something that protects from the sun (Helios)

b. ALEXIKERAVNOS (alex + keraunos) keravnos means thunder, so if you r not stupid you can understand..

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 are you an Athenian boy-lover?

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 are you an Turk?

[ROSSOS20]

@balerinauzicka As I said before..you are funny/stupid/pathetic indeed finally...And as Omitziz noticed it seems tha you Have no idea of History..Concearnig to your questions :

1. No I m not a Turk but I live in Thrace with Turks in COMPLETE harmony, I got many, lots o Turks friends and they are not cruel or anything stupid that you ve been told.

2. One ancient Athinean philoshper were propagating such ideas, about Macedonians to be Barbarians, to the rest of ancient Greeks and if you had ever

[ROSSOS20]

read history you would know the reason why...He was Propagating against Macedonians just for one reason... : for the General benefits of the fasistic Athenean Alliance..They just wanted Alexander or Phillipos to be Barbarians to the folks minds..would would like to make a barbarian ally his king?BUT HE FAILED!

(dont forget that Aristoteles were born in Macedonia but NOONE called him barbarian, why? I told you it was propaganda of Athens and now you Slavs use it for propaganda reasons as well

[ROSSOS20]

3. We DON' T intend to get back Thrace or Anatolia you nerd...why we should?I leave in thrace with Turks and there is not a problem at all...additionally I travel to Istanbull many times whenever I want, for free, cause i got really good Turk friends there as well.Those posting such things are an ethnicistic Greek minority and they dont reflect the majority of our nation..

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 ....because Turks kicked your asses in almost every war? Aristoteles was born to an greek father, who was foreign doctor on the Macedonian court. PWNED!

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 you stole your todays culture from Turks. Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 you greekofags hated macedonians and considered them barbarians. until alexander, macedonan, son of philip the macedonian, kicked yo asses at Chaeronea. Then, you considered him greek. You are just jealus because macedonians ruled 2/3 of the world. Epaminondas is your greatest hero. And now you are just mix of greeks and turks.

[Omitziz]

@balerinauzicka You don't know anything about history so stop writing shits

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 You will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never yours to begin with), EVAR. XD And one more question; are you an goat fucker? I mean, your ancient gods were.

[ROSSOS20]

@balerinauzicka Well...if you count and the time I F@CKED YOU,,,yes..then you can say i m a goat fucker...hahaha (sorry friend ..you asked for it :-) ) take care

[balerinauzicka]

@ROSSOS20 You fucked me? oh, I see...that means that you havent fucked anything. Goats doesnt count.

[9000giannis]

@balerinauzicka stfu

[balerinauzicka]

@9000giannis ok! sorry. I was just kidding.

[hakopera]

mongol empire is the biggest empire in the world history. respect to the genghis khan. you are lucky, you would be the slaves of mongols. your owner wouldnt be your TURKISH LORDS.

[cOoLaLeXgr]

16/10 mpenw sto mpourdelo.... :P

Varemaraaaaa

[MrDimitrakopoulos]

@cOoLaLeXgr

egw 17 file!!!!!!

gia pou me to kalo?

egw patra!!!!!

[cOoLaLeXgr]

@MrDimitrakopoulos Lamia (iliko polemou) egw.. Ime aeroporia stratou..

[Yeahakias]

You guys are too dumb to realize that he's doing this on purpose lol.

[nitroflesh]

I read that your army was better then the Turkish. Look at the Rifle this guy or better said gay has. It looks like a gun from 1942. Turkish army is the 4th in the world. Plus Population in Greece is about 10 milion, population in Istambul 12 milion. Do the math. You have no chance.

[gouzman666]

@nitroflesh you really dont have any idea of guns and rifles, its an H&K G3A4 and its used in a lot of worlds armies, and its a very powerfull rifle... it can chop your head at 400m

[nitroflesh]

@gouzman666 YEAH JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RIFLE. NOT THAT I'VE ONLY BEEN TO THE ARMY BUT I'VE BEEN TO THE BEST ARMY IN EUROPE AND I'VE BEEN IN WAR. I'VE NEVER SEEN RIFLE LIKE THIS. IF YOU CARRY RIFLE LIKE THIS YOU PUT A SNIPER ON. THAN IT IS WORTH IT SOME.

[armandsudi]

greek pigs

[hakopera]

hahaa, TURKISH ARMY CAN ENTER ATHENS JUST IN 20 MINUTES:DDDD HAHAHAHA POOR GREEKS. DROP THE GUNS YOU ARE STARVING DDDD HAHAHA

[BlackBlocTactics]

@hakopera Umad

[obscene18]

@hakopera enter it then,what are you waiting for???come on...fucking mongol...

[0231KDR]

HAHA Hagia Sophia Is in TURKEY..... The Ottoman Empire Fuck All the Greece People MUHHA We Turks Fuck Now All Greece MUHAHA ! All Greece Woman Can me BLOW !

[jimmaras88]

eleos o anthropos den yparxei!!!

[karahush]

hahahaha alt tc ante xesou

[STFgraffiti]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hhahahahah 5....5....5....

[0231KDR]

@Tika090909 BECAUSE ALL THE GREECE PEOPLE ARE DUMBASS. HOLYSHIT ;) FUCK ALL GREECE PEOPLE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE I HATE GREECE

[AnorthosisPaok]

@0231KDR fuck your mom SON OF A BITCH!!!

[0231KDR]

@AnorthosisPaok I Fuck Greece Moms I Fuck Greece HOMOS BASTARDS FUCK ALL GREECE IN ASS ;) MUHAHA FUCK GREECE GUCK GREECE ! FUCK ALL ORTODOX

[AnorthosisPaok]

@0231KDR fuck your mom first of all small dick boy...2nd FUCK YOUR allah AND UR corani!!!!!GREEKS NEVER RUNS FROM turk!!!

[0231KDR]

@AnorthosisPaok stfu Fucking Motherfucker

allah means god, fuck you, u insulted God

you bitch fuck you motherFucker

You never run from us, cause you cant

we catch you all and fuck your assholes

[eurofighterpilot00]

@0231KDR My grandad shot your grandad down you stupied crappy kraut

go suck ya mom

[Tika090909]

@0231KDR if you hate Greeks so much, why are you watching Greek videos?

[wolfvalley100]

are iota

[0231KDR]

@karpathos1000 Hi Fucking Greece People ;) 

[havits10]

trelo to tsakali mpravo.milame gia poli gao o ilarxos xaxaxaxaxaxa

[ANTHONYTHEPETIT]

hahah gamaei to video

[0231KDR]

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[falloist]

@0231KDR you are an idiot...i feel sorry for you retard

[0231KDR]

I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE ! I HATE GREECE !

[karpathos1000]

@0231KDR hi Hitler!!!!!

[0231KDR]

hmm

[0466226745]

This is terrible! Now Greece and Turkey hate each other! Blame the Americans for this.

[falloist]

@0466226745 i think its english who are responsible not americans

[0466226745]

Of course, a lot of people here are going to say, no doubt, fuck Turkey. To start with, the Greeks and Turks who say, FUCK Turkey or FUCK Greece, are idiots because America actually made Greece and Turkey fight. To my knowledge, America is doing this so that when Greece and Turkey fight, they'll join and kill us both and take over Greece and Turkey. Secondly, if Greece and Turkey fight, America, will come and HELP US so that they can make themselves look like heroes. You see now? Agreed?

[bobcat300S]

den ixere o fantaros ta noumera kai ton douleue kanonika.alt isi xaxaxax

[Orion8888888]

Γαμάτο το παίξανε πολύ καλά τα παλικάρια... σαν αληθινό

[jovahatzi]

e re doylema poy efage to karavani

[tirokroketass]

ΠΕΝΤΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕ

[0231KDR]

I HATE greek ! ! !

[zachos103]

@0231KDR  fuck you

[ellas4ever1]

@0231KDR fuck you bastard why you hate us ??

[AgelosK]

@0231KDR I feel sorry for you. You should be ashamed of your ways. You should be offered hate 1to1 direct so you could see how bad it is. Or come here and I will educate you for free.

[falloist]

@0231KDR SHUT THE FUCK UP

[cool13paoarouraios]

Hahahahahaha..Alt isi sto telos!!!..

[london4me1]

<<<<<<<<<  kurdish love greek people

[PowerTheo96]

Gelas?!?!?!?!?!? re gelas?!?!?!?!? xaxaxaxaxa

[UltrasFacts]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RE MALAKA EXO PETHANEI STO GELIO!!!!!

[mmtinfo]

petroxori

[matta173]

what is happening?

[rickengothic]

Spartans!!!!!!!

[djditii]

pustis fuck off

[Meroviggian]

malaka den xerw an einai alithino........alla an einai.......DEN YPARXEI O TYPOS!!!!

[fuckinmint]

pish



[simosBu]

greece>turkey

[zaferhatt]

@simosBu ?? Huh? ohh yeah! you WISH!

[zaferhatt]

@simosBu Not that I don't like Greeks, I see Greece as a brother country. I had Greek friends back in the US. We got along well.. We are very similar. and yes I am a Turk.. And you Turkish brothers, stop writing bad stuff about Greece about this video and other comments from idiots from all around the world.. Be respectful to each other.

[youknowwhomi]

@simosBu ye u can just do a joke like this video

[JessGenocide141]

aww i love the way they talk! haha :)

[Serhan911]

Facts:

1)Turks and mongolians are different races, mongolians have slant-eyes.

2)Most Greeks have Turkish genes and vice versa for Turkish, since they lived together for nearly 700 years.

3)Genetically the closest race to Turks are Italians, the second are Greek.

4)Raki and Ouzo tastes exactly the same.

5)Greek - Turkish war will never happen because both are a part of NATO. Greece joined NATO in 1952. Turkey joined in the same year.

6)Fighting over internet is fun, reality would not be so...

[EYftML]

@Serhan911 dedigin gibi abi, ama bunlar anlamaslar, cok kisi bizden nefret ediorlar, niye / hepsi osmanlidan.. birakin.. aglasinlar (L)

[Meroviggian]

@Serhan911 Greece and Turkey forever friends. Dont let stupid politics with the US stand between us.

[ShadowDreadblade]

@Serhan911 Very nice comment, please allow me to make here a statement. In Greece we have Raki and Tsikoudia, with exactly the same taste. Greek Raki and Greek Ouso differ to the taste. I don't know about Turkish Raki but in Greece Raki and Ouso are different things. Plus Raki is made mostly in Crete, tsikoudia (same as raki here) to other places. Similar tou tsikoudia and raki is also a drink named tsipouro. Cheers mate. By the way, this video is surely an act.