Final Sacrifice 5 of 9

[DandyInHell]

"Never climb in people you don't know." I learn all of my life lessons from MST3K.

[RavnDream]

"I guess they thought he was a baby harp seal or something..."

"He trespassed on Charlton Heston's place."

"We're gonna make you drink something OTHER THAN BEER!"

["GO TO HELL!"] "Or at least Edmonton!"

[SpiderxBlue]

Crows hair looks awsome!

[ChrisandAmie]

This is the best MST3K, at least that I've seen.

[thefaboloussob]

1:33 Aha. Ye shall locate it at Mt. Read Between the Lines.

[HeroOfTheWeb]

1:35 what you came here for

[hebahabahobaheben]

that truck has out-acted Rowsdower in every scene

[greyfox37]

Rows.....dower

[Ayria]

I think Bill is so excited about having hockey hair because he was already loosing his own... >.>

[TomN2010]

Tom's Rowsdower song would make a great ring tone

[scitsalcoryp]

This movie definitely needs some women

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, I had it once already...from 1982 to 1992. Once you get it once, you can't get it again.

I love Brain Guy: "Well, I think it's great. I've never felt so masculine. I feel like Guy La Fleur."

[LastoftheGeeks]

Garth Vader has such a cool voice.

[OzzyFan87]

"Dad!"

"That's my favorite Jack Lemmon movie." hahaha

[ashland1977]

"Give up your Hockey Hair!"  "Never!" LOL

[Gigrantula58]

Take a left at the tree, THAT HELPS!

[shandelear]

''red grooms' '' ha ha

[cantstandya2]

Rowsdower, Rowsdower! Rowsa-Rowsa Rowsdower! Bowsa Bowsa Bowsdower! Sabbity Sabbity Sowsdower! Bippity Boppity Bowsdower!  Hobbity Dobbity Dourbrows....dower.

[Capng123]

Is it me or did Garth Vader stop for a haircut somewhere along the way?

[montyburns9999]

@Capng123 he definitely took advantage of the great prices at Supercuts. He had a mullet when this film started... of course that was supposed to be seven years before the credits... so maybe the movie was trying to be smart by giving him a different hairdo seven years later? Doubt it. Probably just an oversight.

[anaihilator]

"....if you find a package store, get me some Yukon Jack"..rofl

[EdwFam2010]

What's with the cult leader's voice???

[KMxHearts]

OMG Observer took his hood off :D

[Chastrie]

"...are you dead because if you are I'm going to take off"

[moodysoup]

"You're gonna throw me down there, aren't ya?"

[SamTheMightyMan]

To be honest Rowsdower sounds like a lot better of a name than Sephiroth

[fumeja]

sniff sniff, ewww nature smells! lol

[bloodrunsclear]

One person was sacrificed...finally

[MichRockHop81108]

thumbs up if crow is the best

[xxzerawriotxx]

Tom Servos rocking Ziggy Stardust hair!

[MichRockHop81108]

ha that is a classic rowsdowerism

[EponymousKid]

01:26 Seriously, look at him. Troy looks like a Ferengi with hair plugs.

[DAVIDInitiative]

Never climb in people you don't know.

I've always said that.

And I've also always said, "Beat Canadian harper seals that have red hockey hair with firewood."

[putzthewondersloth]

I'm immune to hockey hair too. I had it from 1994 to 1997.

[disbandedNinja]

we're gonna make you drink something other than beer

[disbandedNinja]

we're gonna make you drink something other than beer

[moodysoup]

4:47 Could have been a great opportunity for a rancor joke! =]

[NYG4LIFE123]

Got to hell!

Or at least Edmundton!

[LonewolfSojourner]

@NYG4LIFE123 I'd make an Ian Tyson Joke but, I know how the guys feel about country music

[hubuhubudingdong2]

pause at 0:05

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@hubuhubudingdong2 it shoudle look like his mouth is like :O

[MURPHYCHACHO]

It's weird seeing Pearl being all maternal and caring that everyone is sick. Considering how she treated her own son and all...

[SoundsmithOne]

"Th-The doctor says I must have more Whoppers brand malted milk balls..."

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, mister, have you seen Rowsdowe- oh, hey!

[pretorious700]

The most ineffectual evildoers ever. They can't get a 100 pound pimply kid accompanied by a mullet sporting slab of canadian bacon.

[changyimei]

And the cab is down at Columbus and 77th! :P

[Liquidcoat17]

1:35

[rayden120]

can anyone tell me the connection with Canada and Power Ranger

[ConceptualLogic]

Hahaha The best part of this MST3K Is at 1:35 When he looks up from the map with that grotesque face and they go ehhhhh like a wolf creature.. hahahaha Its hilarious.

@PooPoo2U -- You know it!

[ConceptualLogic]

Hahaha The best part of this MST3K Is at 1:35 When he looks up from the map with that grotesque face and they go ehhhhh like a wolf creature.. hahahaha Its hilarious.

[PooPoo2U]

1:33 is the reason i've watched this episode 500 million times, hahahaha

[UpSky2]

0:25 f - Aren't you already full of Molson, Rowsdower? why do you need water?

[bunkieb00]

crow is a trip...'mike is there any way i can hop into the movie and dump this kids books?' lmao!

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

"Now give me your lunch money..."

[tenfed1861]

"Yeah right".

"That is a classic Rowthsdowerism".

[BadLieutenant17]

"I believe Israel has been fairly well mapped already" just about died laughing

[watda74]

-You used too much mousse!!

What are the odds that the guy who played Lavoris washed his hands thoroughly if not religiously after grabbing Rowsdower's mullet? lol

[ChaoticYak]

Okay, dropped the canteen and I got lost. Right on schedule.

Next, I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear!

[uh0oo]

The puking buddah LOL

[CarolinaOcelot]

Okay, I dropped the canteen and got lost, right on schedule.

[BloodylocksBathory]

Nature smells. ROFL

[CarryLarry]

EGH! ... EGHHHH! ... EGH.

[Rasha5377]

@CarryLarry You've got it wrong.  It's "Eegah."

[waldenpondogre]

"The boy, Rowsdower." The buuuuoooooyyyyyyyy.HAHAH

[EmperorFour]

its funny how mike had hockey hair for ten years lol i say it was more of a phase then a illness lol

[abmstie]

8:00 It's the Canadian Miller's Crossing.

[eits1986]

The funniest part wasn't even a riff:

Troy: That wasn't a very good idea...

Rowsdower: SHUTUP

[themightycelestial]

I can watch this video with peace of mind since I had my hockey hair shots back when I was in the fifth grade.

[watda74]

-Th-th-th-the doctor says I have to have Whoppers brand malted milk balls.

Virtually every piece of dialogue ever expressed by Bobo has to do with food, and usual I'm hungry now. lol

[dstewart0729]

"Thanks for the ride, mister!" ROFL

[GorbixElite01]

wow a hole country of raging Rowsdowers. Canada is indeed a fearsome military super power.

[lifeasacloud]

Those cult guys remind me of the Klokateers from Metalocalypse...

[ChaoticYak]

I sensed that with my hair. My hair is an elaborate network of nerves, constantly processing information.

[sunaharagrandpa]

My dad looks like Rowsdower :\

[LeshaAnn]

@sunaharagrandpa ~ Your DAD looks like ROWSDOWER? That RULES!!!

[InterEDGE]

"lets see what my captain crunch treasure map says!"

[DanRaccoon]

Map Israil?

[ChaoticYak]

You're going to throw me down there aren't you.

"Wow!"

These are REALLY cheap sets!

[kagetoh]

This movie is to The Goonies what MAC and Me was to ET.

[cjvs1604]

bedridden from hockey hair? what pussies

[LaDracul]

They've got a bad case of the mullets. :)

[Ralrykam]

1:36 Inspiration for golem

[VeryAngryCamel]

@Ralrykam golem came first but yeah ill go with that XD

eggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

rowsdower rowsdower bibbity bobbity bowsdower XD

[johnnyfive22]

@Ralrykam

your kidding right? Since Tolken wrote the books in the nineteen 40's

[Ralrykam]

@johnnyfive22 Indeed I was kidding

[cyanide32k]

Rowsdower - "You stay here while I go get some water."

Troy - "I'll go!"

Crow - "Can you carry me?"

Bahahahaha!!!

[PooPoo2U]

we're gonna make you drink something other than beer!

[ps3name01]

We try to work out but it just gets hard.

[MACKS62766]

let's see what my cap'n crunch map says...

[PerfectKirby]

Y'know, I love how once Troy crawls into the God-mouth/hole thing, he sems to completely forget about Rowsdower. XD

[PooPoo2U]

@PerfectKirby: that's not true, troy will never forget about rowsdower XD

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Holy hell! Observer just got 1000 times sexier when he took off his hood! I'm in love ^_^

[gunsandgurls411]

I love it when Servo and Crow wear wigs XD

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

"Well, I try to work out, but it just gets hard."

1:34-1:48

"Troy?" "...Are you dead, 'cause if you are, I'm gonna take off."

[johnnui]

ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­ngh. XD

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, look! Milk Duds! They never go bad!

[felineshadow0221]

.....nope nuthing i dont get it

[OzzyFan87]

"Map Israel? I believe Israel has been fairly well mapped already."

[OzzyFan87]

"Getting water for Rowsdower, Rowsdower wants me to get water for him"

[thefish649]

Zap Rowsdower is an amazing name. And after hearing him called "Zap Actionsdower i have an intense desire to make a line of action figures based on him. "comes with beer bottle accessories and fully compatible laundry truck. Batteries sold seperately." i am not kidding I WANT THIS THING MADE.

[tibrotibroprokk]

2:04 "Somebodys breaking shredded wheat biscuits."

[boringlikeadrill]

1:36 Damn. The kid's half Ferengi.

[mrgetsoff83]

hits him, 'now give me ur lunch money'

[phoenix1861]

"We're gonna make you drink something OTHER than beer!"

[snikt2k10]

So, the nerdy kid's father spent his whole life looking for this "civilization", (that is hiding somewhere in the middle of canada, apparently.) And even though his father disappeared trying to find it, it turns out this lost civilization is just over in the next county, and the truck just happened to break down AGAIN right next to the road of clues that tells them right where it to find it????

This, children, is what we call a "Fundamental Flaw." Look it up.

[masticina]

Wow this is such an adventure movie. I mean I feel to exited WILL they beat the cult WILL they find the treasure

[serpico89]

1:36 hahaha

[rememberization]

'Firewood for sale!'

[ElveeKaye]

Brain Guy with hockey hair is kinda freaky!

[iggy9919]

Go to Hell! ...or at least Edmonton!!

[eugene142]

"Well I try to work out, but it just gets hard."

[ChaoticYak]

Rowsdower, Rowsdower, Rowser, rowser, Rowsdower.

Bowser, bowser bowsdower.

Sabbity, sabbity sowsdower.

Bibbity-bobbity bowsdower.

Dobbity, dobbity dowsdower.

Rows...dower.

I wonder how many times they said Rowsdower in this movie. I'll bet it's a lot.

[Tareltonlives]

@ChaoticYak I think you can still find a compilation video of it.

[moodysoup]

@ChaoticYak Every time you hear 'Rowsdower,' take a shot. =]

[SpaceToasterTV]

@moodysoup You'd be dead halfway through the film!

[AutumnDevi]

Does anyone know the name of the episode where Mike turns evil or something? I've heard that theres one where something like that happens, but i've never seen it.

[ChaoticYak]

That would be episode 611, The Last of the Wild Horses where they do the Star Trek evil parallel universe thing. :)

[vlcupper]

Evil Mike was Sexy Mike.

[mslrkn1471]

0:05 when rowsdower's heart explodes - i die laughing everytime.

[simon0jester]

"Give up your hockey hair."

"Never!"

[mohawk1020]

c'mon kid gives us a hearty "Rowsdower"

[theatr1cal]

1:36 cracks me up.

[freebirthscum]

Take a left at the tree- THAT HELPS!

[COIVIIVI0DOR364]

"A BUG! YUCK!"

[tagginos]

You trespassed on Charlton Heston's place.

[GhostSniper1981]

LMAO We are going to make you drink something other than beer.

[crouchingsnape]

"Now give me your lunch money!"

[thesims66]

KABBOOOM

"sounds like Rowsdower's heart just exploed!"

[bularf]

Why wont they put this one on DVD??!?!??!

[cj397]

i know. i'm trying to download these vids of this movie, so several friends and i can order some dominos and have a good night of watching this movie on an hdtv haha

[sillygrl23]

"Give up your hockey hair!" "NEVER!"

[MrBigpimp69]

firewood for sale...

[shiftyjake]

5:10

'Scuse me.

[pytko3]

"It's an evil Porky Pig."

[watda74]

'Hey, Mr.?  Have you seen Rowsdowe--ah! Hey!' X-D

[im5150247]

Man, is that kid UGLY!! He looks like a cross between Frodo, Golumn and a touch of Harry Potter for good measure!! XD

[johnnui]

Nature smells. XD

[jo8196]

ROWSDOWER!

[21Sarabi]

:04 Damn!

[motherFUKKERmason]

Yay, they mentioned Edmonton, that's where I live.

[ShadowXII]

Canada!

[watda74]

9:42-9:54 That's a FACE!

[Irenicus1990]

"Well I try to work out but its hard!"

[CarlosMcMaximus]

"Now give me your lunch money.."

[ManaAdvent]

"Thanks for the ride mister!"

"Somebody covered their tomato plants!"

"A bug! Yuck!"

"Wow!"

"These are really cheap sets!"

"It's a puking Buddha!"

"Go to Hell!"

"Or at least Edmonton!"

[Capng123]

Frankly, I'd rather got to hell...

(Ah but I kid the Albertans!)

[tobybirdmann]

were gonna make u drink something other than BEER!

[aMANnamedW]

Thanks for the ride mister!

LOL

[pisschrist557]

out of the 14 years ive been a mstie this episode and horror at party beach is still in my opinion the best episodes

[KaristaSwiss]

1:16 Mike is there any way I can hop into this movie and Dump his books?

[xMandyVx]

"Lady, can I watch Power Rangers?"

[buffypython]

The evil guy looks like Draco Malfoy.

[galaxyrock]

"My Hawkwind album cover will help!"

[thewall226]

1:36 ahhhhhh glorious

[LadyMurray]

OMG 1:36! I died laughing!

[drmidnight73]

"I lost my canteen and I'm lost. Right on schedule."

[Katiedid724]

however you do NOT make jokes about the baby harp seals being beaten...lol

[NUTCASE71733]

you do if it's to insult people who think it's ok to drive a species to extinction. They deserve it then.

[Katiedid724]

haha! this is the best riffing in the movie

[PdubthePatriot]

"Mike is there anyway I can hop into the movie and dump this kids books?"

"Oh don't I wish"

me too lol

[GorgeousMonty]

"Ha! That is a classic Rowsdower-ism"

LOL Crow!

[Iwuznothere]

So there was a long lost civilization...in Canada?

[infessted]

Yes, we call them aboriginal tribes.

[watda74]

Odd. I thought they were called the Winnipeg Jets. (Sorry, couldn't resist).

[johnnui]

lets see what my cap'n crunch treasure map says

XD

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Wow!" "I really don't understand"

[MOSTtheJACKAL]

The just about to sneeze God

[BeeDub57]

"We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!"

[RusselBertrand]

You trespassed on charlton hestons place....lol

from my cold dead hands

[anyalaganga]

"WOW! Sounds like Rowsdower's heart just exploded." LOL

[suppichan27]

"Never climb in people ya don't know."

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Servo: "Heeeeeeeh..."

my favorite part of the movie!!! XD