Watch Me Eat 08 - Le Croissant

[SuperCartFart]

This is how I diet.

[Gabrielpolias]

fk im hungry now....i havnt had carbs for 3 weeks.....



[sarcasmosis]

@Gabrielpolias your body needs sugars pretty bad, it sounds

[Gabrielpolias]

@sarcasmosis Your not wrong.....

Thats ok, i'll just keep watching you eat with a napkin nearby to wipe my drool.

Thanks!

[Nevichka1]

You are one lucky guy. I love the music and the riff about renting yourself out for parties is - yer jist funny.

[sarcasmosis]

@Nevichka1 I'm super grateful that I can still eat these things like whenever.

[duditon1]

croissants are most definately one of the most delicious things i have ever tasted, that music is very divine by the way!!!!

[duditon1]

where did you learn all these facts?

[sarcasmosis]

@duditon1 I'm a nerd and I live with a food-librarian-type pastry chef nerd.

[duditon1]

@sarcasmosis you're not a nerd at all, at least in my opinion

[mentalshade]

dude i want a crossaint but i dont wanna buy a whole case

[GingerNuts14]

thats got to be a wig

[sarcasmosis]

@GingerNuts14 no

[mondovila]

You ate it all wrong! First you eat the corners, then you start unravelilng the layers, little by little, enjoying the buttery glory of it all. Taking big bites just kind of squashes it all. What is your lady's shop called? That croissant is heavenly. Thanks for posting.

[BustosT]

you remind me of christian bale from american psycho

[sarcasmosis]

I think that's the best compliment I've ever received, especially on youtube. Thank you.

[xjoshyuux]

@sarcasmosis you scuk & ar reatated lol jk

[appletickle]

@sarcasmosis HAHAHAHAH

[HIMxheartagramxHIM]

the croissant looks bigger then the coffee cup lol

[sarcasmosis]

AS IT SHOULD~!

[JonasBroDemiSelFan55]

i ate a chcolate crosant i think u can buy tht in Starbucks? yea and i luv the mago smothie! =3

[Dunkhelzan]

One of your best work...although it lacked the tedious edge of your earlier works on account of it being shorter. You would get lost in the banality of it all before. I noticed the video is exactly 3:37 or eet, phonetically eat. I wonder if thats just kismet or a sheer touch of brilliance. Also I think live performances would be hard for you, you rely so much on technique. Although to hire you on the cheap jus to eat sometihng would be delightfully weird.

[sarcasmosis]

Hey thanks.

I work fine live, unless I need to remember lines. Improv was a huge interest and hobby in Chicago, but I've not been involved with that for a very long time.

My ability to navigate conversation like a pinball machine is the real benefit of being within earshot of me.

[LATYNA32]

LOL I just think ur freaking hilarious whether ur complaining about crappy bacon and yet still swallowing it , or crunching on a croissant or just sitting there rambling on, ur style is incomparable and thoroughly entertaining, if i were Jewish id hire u fora Bar Mitzvah just to watch u eat and talk shit for a few hours, hope ur next update wont take so long...maybe this one full of advertising will get u the funds u need to keep em coming sooner...God speed!

[sarcasmosis]

Thanks. I really appreciate feedback. It took four months to make this because the plate was dirty.

I'm glad the series is maturing. I am getting a lot more out of it than I ever hoped. Except money. And popularity. And attention.

You're seeing ads? That's annoying. I never see ads so I can never tell if they're on my things. I'm not a youtube partner so I don't get pair or anything. I just like doing this crap.

[moderndaypen]

This one is probably the best one you've ever done.

I'll pay for you guys to come down here, oh my god.