Jesus And The Masters Of The Universe

[tsartodd]

bei der Macht von Jesus Christus... ICH HABE DIE KRAFT!!

[GeeeksOtaku2020]

So freaking epic so jesus is now heman awesome

[ZecronZteven]

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[VideoMenu]

I like how Orko was actually Orko. And yeah, Man at Arms gets me, too, Tim.

[EdM021]

This actually makes that cartoon about Jehovah's Witnesses' beliefs watchable.

[DarkDemonWolf76]

mweh  hehehehe

[mikeysaur65]

I wonder how many JW's dare to knock on Castle Grayskull's doors?

[TimPang80]

The "Man at Arms" joke gets me every time.

[AKg0Lden]

FABULOUS

[motorstorm78]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!! I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THAT! ROLF!

[MannyKunV]

if this was an actual cartoon show id watch it

[CreepypastaMLP]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!! -floods everything-

[ValkyrieAlexis]

>> i wonder how many of you people know,jehovah wittness is such a bullcrap belief



[9eazemaker]

do these fools never learn, Aadam is and was from pakistan and skull face, death aka maitreya the antichrist is the hindu christ, we've been dealing with those death worshipping fools since before Jehovah's witnesses, they're so fulla shit

[tonymontana1974]

I like mormon stories and was looking for 1 story in particular that concerns 3 prophets general zod, ursula and the 1 that is mighty but does not speak. Now these 3 broke a rule and were sent to a court and found guilty of their crimes so were imprisoned in a sheet of glass and sent into space. They were freed when a man flew around the world to turn back time so his girlfreind didnt die in a accident can anyone tell me what the story is called. Thank you.

[zebb1111]

@tonymontana1974 superman 2

[theweirdguy1992]

Fabulous secret powers

[rarezatv]

POR EL PODER CRISTO, YO TENGO EL PODER

[fuckit5054]

@ @SpanishUFOonline as a math major a life with out proofs sounds great right about now

[Tuiyih]

best intro ever xD

[craigomozfan]

Horrible and lame

[pyrogyra72]

oooh boy. 

[NCC63549]

thats fucking awesome!!!!

[f350powerstroke]

ROFL!!!!

[logik316]

He-Man is cooler than Jesus.

[CalicoVall]

@logik316 but much more gay. ^_-

[Ignacioseesconde]

The person is right: ONLY JEHOVAH's WITHNESSES WILL SURVIVE AFTER 2034.

[beerbrain420]

@Ignacioseesconde Hey man, I'm sorry I mis-read your comment. I apologize for jumping on you unfairly like that.

[darkfiete]

when i first saw this JW cartoon i thought to myself.... someone should make a he-man video out of it.... thank you sir!

[menelikmen]

Isiah 34

After the sword of the Lord

has done what it wants

to the skies above, it will come down on Edom,

the nation that the Lord

has doomed for destruction.

[beerbrain420]

@menelikmen Oh, damn! I own a time-share on vacation property in Edom! I guess I better try to sell it, before Jesus comes along to destroy everything! But I suppose I won't get much for it now, considering the circumstances. Man, talk about market depreciation!!

[VideoMenu]

@SpanishUFOonline said "Only will be destroyed the persons marked by the signal of The Beast and the really bad persons. (...) Then some will be put under proof in the Millenium and other will live more free of temptations or proofs. Some will have some kind of privileges and other don't. That's all."

The signal? Does that go duh-dee-dee-dee? And if the really bad persons aren't marked, how do they know? And what kind of privileges? Internet? Anyway, free of proofs sounds good--I hate math.

[SpanishUFOonline]

All people of the world will be soon destroyed in 2034 by Jesus, only will survive 7 million of Jehovah's Withnesses.

Al other people will be brutally destroyed for ever.

That's what they believe.

[pocketocrisps]

Well done.

[arilson1979]

que bagunca, comecou bem mais aquelar parte em que Jesus destroi uma represa me deu repulsa tanto quanto tenhos por certas ideias religiosas, I love Cristo!

[gaiyabum]

This had my buddy and I laughing for over 30 minutes.

[snowblind1985]

this is easily one of the best ever.. its time for religion to have a revolution and only He Man can lead the way.. i wish he man was there in UN solving the world's problem just like his PSA clips at the end of his shows.. that would be BRILLAINT.. and the weird thing would be, he would actually say the most sensible thing amongst all the politicians.. :D

[jimsac2000]

great one, dude!

[TheHornet79]

This shouldve been on CBN. Id watch it!

[Kh0maniac]

LMFAO

[shrikechan]

Cringer...Jesus

Cesus?

Jringer?

[Patrick1176]

Genius

[Selinja]

And this is exactly what religion is about: Having the coolest imaginary friend!

[SturmFuhrerx]

ZOMFG!!!! I'm laughing REALLY hard here!

[Peytonapolis]

OMFG, the parts that made sense were HILARIOUS!

[MEGAXSTU]

LOL

[iceduptroopa1]

"I have the power!!!!!" blows up the planet.

[SarahBellum666]

lol what the fuck?

[prplmnky]

Haha, Orko :-)

[johnleejohnson]

Starring Charles Bronson as Jesus! LMAO!

[johnleejohnson]

Starring Charles Bronson as Jesus! LMAO!

[johnleejohnson]

I like the reaction of the guy in the blue shirt at 0:33

[Yourmomisnthere]

I'd watch "Jesus and the Masters of the Universe"!

[4me2cclearly]

As I look through the comments and ratings on videos with atheistic view points, compared to the theist videos, I Cant help to notice something odd. It seems for such a small minority of people, that the 5 star ratings for videos supporting atheistic view points, are far higher than that supporting theism.

This might be an induction of a large number of closet atheist. Has anyone else noticed this?

[infinitemika]

btw,m u never answered my question. this is why I doubt you EVER accepted Jesus as lord and savoir, and until you do, u were never a Christian, no matter how many yrs u attended church...Jesus said there are many who are 'religious" meaning they go through the motions, but are lost, completely.Plus, if u truly were saved, then once saved always saved, as Jesus said I will not lose one of my sheep I am a testimony to that,..he will never give up to reclaim you..no matter how far u backslide

[logik316]

@infinitemika

So if anybody doesn't believe in your dogma, it's because they haven't studied or understood it? Pull your head out of your keister. Many atheists were former Christians, some were even priests and pastors. They simply realized at some point that their faith ultimately couldn't be reconciled with science and reality, and just couldn't continue rationalizing it away anymore.

[VideoMenu]

@infinitemika: "this is why I doubt you EVER accepted Jesus as lord and savoir, & until you do, u were never a Christian, no matter how many yrs u attended church...Jesus said there are many who are 'religious" meaning they go through the motions, but are lost, completely.Plus, if u truly were saved, then once saved always saved, as Jesus said I will not lose one of my sheep I am a testimony to that,..he will never give up to reclaim you..no matter how far u backslide"

Contradictions aplenty.

[miketh2005]

@VideoMenu Don't talk about contradictions when there are so many in your beloved book.

[infinitemika]

"I was a christian for 20 years. I went to Kingwood United Methodist Church. "

like I said. doubt it. let me ask you a question. What must one do to be saved, br a Christian? what simple sentence must he speak?

[infinitemika]

"Actually, I was a Christian for 20 years"

I doubt it

"I then actually read the bible"

again, I doubt it.

Just cause u read 3 verses ini the bible have 'republican: parents, doesnt mean ur a cristian...this is why I know ur full of BS w/ur reply. but i hear this rant almost eveyday on here. Maybe try & learn what it is to be one.....maybe formulate ur own opinion, AFTER reading the bible, instead of re-hashing what u read online, &watch on u tube...lazy people these days...disgusting

[4me2cclearly]

@infinitemika

I would love to go over the bible with you.

Anytime.

You can say, I doubt that you really read the bible, but that does nothing.

But, if you think I have not, Then show it.

Where would you like to start?

[infinitemika]

@4me2cclearly

I must limit my time, when one compares the tooth fairy story with the biblical one. Not saying bible God is true, what im saying is that ur ignorance is shown with this statement, and or hatred for anything God with this I KNOW without doubt u have never truly studied the bible,history,manscript evidence. to compare the bible to the tooth fairy is completely irrational this is why I dont debate in ignorance anymore, and im surprised I even replied.

[infinitemika]

@4me2cclearly

can u show me ancient writings describing a people who talked about this tooth fairy, in such detail as the Hebrews did about God?when u can, we will debate the two. I try to debate tangible things, not irrational childish rhetoric

[4me2cclearly]

@infinitemika

Would you like for me to provide you with just a small list of a few of the many gods with ancient scripts, laden in suppressions, predating Christianity? If so I will, but I should not have too. You should no this, if only to strengthen your faith, if that is what you find.

But dont come to me, with week arguments and claims of proof, but fail to provide any. Open your mind, do some research n for yourself.

[4me2cclearly]

@4me2cclearly

"laden in superstitions"*****

[infinitemika]

no thanks, aware of all of them.There is NOTHING that pre-dates the Jesus story that does anything to its integrity, nothing. Modern scholars dont even dare bring this up anymore in debates,as they have learned very quickly, while debating foremost new. test scholar ben witherington .see these r arguments brought up by the ignorant, no religious historian would ever try,secular, or religious. be wise to not rely on blogger, or 2 min utube vids, look at what the experts say.

[4me2cclearly]

@photolitherland

Well said.

[4me2cclearly]

In the past three years of my awakening to reality, the world finally makes since to me.

I thought at first maybe I should find others like me. Non-believers/Freethinkers. But I found it did not work like that. That is the beauty of my atheistic position. It is based on logic, reason, and research. I found I do not need a group to support me in my thoughts. Unlike the years past where I needed a large group of people to support my illogical beliefs.

[infinitemika]

no, not at all....just get offended with ignorance....too many u tube bible religious scholars on here..they think because they watched, zeitgeist, and few other bible 3 min videos they are now all scholars..just a reflection of how stupid, and lazy people are today...kind of like your parents..then to you...

[4me2cclearly]

@infinitemika

Wow, Did you write that all by yourself? You should be proud.

How Christian of you. it seems to me you do not understand the meaning of the word, ignorance.

And you surely do not know my parents, who by the way are firm southern Baptist. So, I do understand how hard it must be for you to think for yourself. But it really is important, so, just give it a shot ok?

Try reading the bible, that helped me to see it for the BS it is. Thanks for your, wait for it, Ignorant comment.

[nessergio]

hahahaha you made me laugh

[infinitemika]

this is a video about Jehovah's witnesses retard. Not even close to christians

[4me2cclearly]

@infinitemika

Jehovah's witnesses, or any other branch of BS faith. Its all the same.

blind faith is willful ignorance.

[infinitemika]

i agree 100% its why im a Christian..& know Jesus existed,died & rose again..the historical proof is just to overwhelming.i would never just blindly believe something liek urself on utube,I have to have historical, viable, verifiable proofthat why all other religions fail, except Christianity...but of course uve studied it inside out..read bible cover to cover..like other utube scholars

BTW ur 3, 5 min utube vid biblical study,dont make u a bible scholar...caus i know u think ur one

[4me2cclearly]

know Jesus existed, died & rose again.. the historical proof is just to overwhelming

There is NO, Historical proof provided by any historian that confirms Jesus ever existed, much less prove any of the so called miracles. If there is, please be so kind as to present it? If one makes a claim about the existence of a certain entity, then that individual or group of individuals must carry the burden of proof.

[infinitemika]

#1 ur not even out of grade 7, or #2 ur just stupid. Actually, their are NO real biblical historians that would dare to say Jesus never existed, even the LEFT win Jesus seminar group, will admit he existed.....what they differ on is if he rose from the dead, as claimed in the Bible...there you go troll, history lesson..maybe try and read something, not watch u tube vids for your historical lesson...pathetic, but doesnt surprise me anymore on utube

[4me2cclearly]

@infinitemika

It seems you do not know the difference between proof, and speculative claims.

I did not say he never existed, nor do historians, what they say is, by the lack of evidence,

it can neither be confirmed or denied.

That, in no way = poof.

Would you like to try again?

This time without name calling.

Thanks.

[pocketocrisps]

haaaaaaaaa!

[paulwallito]

LMFAO!

[Andragorans]

:D THat was hilarious

[Ryosuke1208]

HOLY SHIT, this is friggin hilarious!

[YouSmellLikeACat]

"...and Orco." hahahahaha

[alimaxxx]

MICHEL JESUS: "I HAVE THE POWER" (destroys humanity, then jesus flying in space with a strange noice and wings)

EPIC

[HamatoKameko]

This is exactly what I thought when I watched that cartoon. Excellent!

[Tomaszavenger]

This is great!

[TheAwp45]

lol Jehovah's witnesses are evil!

[zastonecesda]

JEE-SUS!

[TheGothicEmo666]

Lawlz

[karoloandria]

GO SUPER JESUS GO!!!!!

JE-SUS!!!!!

[mmcof]

Are the evil forces 144,000 Jehovah Witnesses? lmao

[mmcof]

-correction-144,000 *select* Jehovah Witnesses

[thirdimpact]

That's right. Because all the other JW followers don't actually get to go to heaven. Why would anyone join a cult where you're guaranteed that you can't go to heaven?

[N00bcrunch3r]

@thirdimpact Beats me! But the ones today are hoping to get a earthly paradise if they work hard enough. The organization reached 144,000 in 1935 so only a few Witnesses alive are guarrented heaven.

[JonKinchIsLegit]

I love how they said the end of times was 1914 then once it didn't happen conveniently changed it to a different date. HEMAN!

[tsartodd]

@1:00 Jesus a/k/a Skeletor keeps his pimp hand strong!

[EltBerserker]

haha

[blahinthe]

0:28

That is awesome

[Symos]

Somehow, Skeletor's laugh really fits that image.

[Kiensai]

I think that the Jehovah's Witnesses are his evil forces also fit the image. :D

[makakixtli]

Super Jesus !

[yahooloulou]

Correction;  Jehovah Witnesess old cartoon's, not Mormon's!

[correctedsun]

if only mormonism was that awsome . . .

[RODANGELA]

hahahahahahahaaa x 10000 millions!

[vampirehunter33]

best video ever !!!

[batmous]

where'd you get this animation? (and I don't mean the He-Man clips)

[jamminjelly117]

The banned Mormon cartoon on youtube. It should be under "Related Videos"

[koryhorton]

@batmous it is the jevoh witness cartoon, but for an even better laugh check out the banned mormon cartoon

[fifh89]

genius!

[Walaki]

OLOL

[purplesky091]

that was some great cutting.

[lnsector]

My ribs hurt from the laughter

[iownage4youi]

lhhh...I hate those f*cking 80's serie's or something

[Zakdayak]

And ORCO!!!!

[tubian323]

By the power of Numbskull!

[bryandamadman]

LOL awesome!!

[azn3000]

lmao skeletor is jehovah! i lmao at that part!

[tsartodd]

i thought that the Jehovah in the original video was pretty damn scary -- i mean, he's got this big, psychotic shit-eating grin on his face right after he wiped out all of humanity (except the white Jehovah's Witness dudes who were "saved").

[N00bcrunch3r]

@tsartodd Pretty messed up ain't it.

[tsartodd]

lol He-Man hates hipsters @ 0:32.

good job to whomever did this video! :-)

[Galletin64]

Fucking tops!

[BurnRoddy]

LOGOS

[mymomgotskillz]

Dude this iz awesome 5/5

[jamminjelly117]

Thanks, You should enjoy my other video, Thunder Mormons, as it's more of the same humor.

[bananaman123445]

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

facial expression of guy in blue shirt

0:33

[Mrbob200]

Hahahahahahah

[NathanROFL]

It fits so perfectly!

[bigmikevt]

LOL!!!!

[frosch455]

where did u get this stuff lol? like the cartoon

[okauj]

this is genius

[BrettFromKolob]

Now this is the religion for me.

[ProfesorCavann]

Very soon Jesus will come to give rise deads and judge the world!!

[jamminjelly117]

Very soon I will get girl pragnent and find out how babby is formed!!

[Tareltonlives]

I know. I still have the "Second Coming" action figure playset. Still looking for that vintage Simon-Man with action denial

[BurnRoddy]

Sera 'rise the deads and judge the world' no?

[Pryderi]

Is he Michael Jackson on Thriller?

[fearfera]

How did you do it! This cartoon was made by someone else, but It fits perfectly in your version. Ingenius!

[jamminjelly117]

I just saw Jesus raising the sword and the lighting in the background and I knew what had to be done.

[fearfera]

Did you know the movie version of He-Man starring Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and Frank Langella as Skeletor back in the 80's? Did you hear Frank Langella as Skeletor say..."I am The Alpha and The Omega"...pure coincidence I guess...Hahahahahaha.

[Skylinesandsunsets]

I'd rather watch this than religious propaganda any day!

[Tareltonlives]

PURE GENIUS

[karoloandria]

GO SUPER JESUS GO!!!!!!

[theshadowofrage]

LOL

[omarsattack]

With the power of Grayskull!!!!

(everyone dies)

[bearstronauts]

Man-at-Arms seems a little... preoccupied.

[Orangishred]

Yes.