John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 3

[BNSF1985]

lol

[aprilmarie2006]

I love John...I'm going to try and get tickets to see him live where I live...and he's coming. :D

[insaneleader82]

"What do you want on your salad?" "Haagan-Dazs!" I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

[keelay9003]

hahaha i love fat people.

[johnpo2]

i cant breath!!! lmao



[azailiarose3]

@johnpo2 do you mean breathe? LMAO!! :D

[FaithFTW1]

stop quoting!!!!

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

he's right (and hilarious), turnips are disgusting.

[ninau1]

he is a genius Dis you hear him on Mark and Brian Radio show He was on the st patricks day drunk show sooooo funny he also had a cameo on seinfeld

[ahtartersauce101]

"Awghhhh.........This is bullshit." rofl

[Zekarius9]

It's an Ass Vegetable! Is that how its harvested? Are there sumo wrestlers up and down the beach in Japan going "I'm full now!"? LMAO

[julietanimeluvr13]

SUSHIII <3

[anmana7]

lol take mine back and put a sandwich in it!

[2manymorons]

I literally peed my pants! How nice to have something and someone sooooooo

funny and no filth language. I am forever a fan!

[brandon72282]

What would you like on your salad........HAAGEN DAAZ!!

[TheDragon3003]

lol

[NEpatsProductions1]

Oh my god he killed Kenny YOU BASTERD

[Sticky122333]

I farted a lot when I saw this

[iEATcookiies]

No. This didn't come out right. Gabriel try thi-chggghgg. You don't like it either huh.

[cdjford17]

Sometimes I wonder if any of this really happened :)

[DarkFenix34512]

5:00 to 6:20, laughed so hard I cried LOL XD

[Burndshadws]

For those of you who hit the dislike button I urge you to take back you're dislike and give it a thumbs up. Because if you dislike this man then you are not human, you have no humor, and you are now and forever will be frowned upon by the comedy lovers.

[DestinedJedi87]

@Burndshadws Ditto, man.

[cd31997]

why give soldiers poison gas, just give them turnips

[Gamefreak7890]

I can have all the mixed greens I want? Stop, I'm getting a chubby. hahahahahahaha

[B34TY4]

he is fucn hilarious

[trapmaster7]

If he has gas again shoot on my command

[konoha92hero]

I don't want to insult anyone...but i like comedians like him. Minimal coarse language. Some comedians just say "F*** U F*** U F*** U" for the whole 1 hour show and people love it.....I don't get comedians like that AT ALL!!

[NearingTheEnd]

@konoha92hero You should see his earlier work, He uses ALOT of that language, but its still HILARIOUS.

[gotupandleft]

@konoha92hero you should check out Brian Regan if you haven't yet... hilarious and no language!

[DisneyLuver0806]

oh god. genius! nobody is like him. he thinks his weight is a great joke. yes. yes it is.

[j1g5aw]

here gabriel.. you dont like it either eh haha

[arcticfox897]

she wanted me to eat salad as a food! well no

xDDD love the way he says no

[StarWarsMoments]

Always wondered what people had against oxidents :)

[TheCanadienChixx]

"Take mine back and put a sandwich in it!" xD HAHA!!

[Grouchomx]

Apparently with the sound I made, he thought he'd been shot..LOL!!!

[Cnupoc]

he's a genius !!!!!!!!!!!

[chiunit11]

"please, anything, don't take away my salad! i can have all the mixed greens i want? stop, i'm getting a chubby!"

[Linxkit]

agh. this is bullshit.

[Coldur]

starting at 4:46 I almost inhaled my gum. hilarious.

[FleshMan7063]

"ANYONE BRINGS BROCCOLI IN, KILL EM'!!!"

[TinfoiL5956]

lmao! take mine back and put a sandwich in it..

[jgr9000000]

Is there a guy sleeping at 9:09? XD

[CrimsomLeo]

@jgr9000000 from the looks of it he looks like an old man

[canadianmetalbasher]

My favorite comedian to this very day!

[redthunderhammer]

No turnips dammit. LOL

[Wastelander1972]

"Im starvin claunchy! Im gonna eat a turnip!"

LOL!

[jiff713]

@Wastelander1972 don't do it seamus hahahahaha

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[TrustYourOwnInstinct]

5:10 - 6:20

Great bit.

[Rmhood91]

"any body brings broccali kill tem!" LOL

[RsldDecapod]

" I know Bacon" LOL

[lordthanator]

The bacon, it's all wrong.

lol

[hejjagedu]

I love stand-up. Unfortuneately I have stagefright, so I'll leave it to masters like John :)

[ramied77]

thanx

[Cellos93]

There was a comedian who was pretty good who suffered from stagefright. Showed in the way he acted on stage. His name was Mitch Hedberg

[MrFreeman420]

i think the guy at 9:09 is crying from laughter

[shakenednostir]

I loved the comment, "a salad is a promissory note the food will soon arrive".

I never understood why it's tradition salads are eaten alone. If I am eating out. I defer my salad for the main course. I enjoy it better along side my meal.

[W1ldPort]

This man is a genius

[Burndshadws]

@W1ldPort Raging = comedic genius.

[Burndshadws]

@W1ldPort I think there should be a comedy special starring Pinette and Gabriel Iglesias. They're both comedic genius'.

[Ninjalaina]

Seaweed is an ass vegtable! Is that how it's harvested? Do they have sumo wrestlers going up and down the beach.... "I'M FULL NOW!!!"

[whatbrains]

Farthest right at 9:09 is either sleeping or dead...

[Assfullable]

'Oh good, lets start me off in the morning'

My god, this guy made me cry :'D

[BrokenAngelWings300]

me and my mother were watching this and i was drinking water and all i have to say is

laughter + liquid = puddle on the floor

lmfao i laughed so hard i spat the water back out and my mom landed on the floor laughing from me lmfao

[Stephy09sChannel]

I laughed so hard I cried <:'D

[Karzon08]

me too 8D

[Ninjalaina]

Are there sumo wrestlers up and down the beach in Japan? I'm full now!!!

ah I'm in tears ;-)

[ahhhh3456]

uhhh...... This is bullshit

[SexyBambii91]

jemnd bei laune mit mia zu chaten oder am tele oder auch per cam ^^ bin gelangweilt

[ruthlesace]

"take mine back and put a sandwich on it"

lolz

"i didnt know they made a turnip breakfast cereal"

[agnespete]

Too Funny, Careful, have his cd in my car, almost ran off the road! Thanks John!

[EWhite37]

"I could have put it on my chest and ate it like an otter", rofl!

[TwilightBaby1901]

LMAO!!! Dis is bull shit! I don't even see the castle yet and its been 2 days lol

[MrsCollector]

I had a rabbit that LOVED turnips he would rather have it then anything else.

[llcoug]

5:06

[ajzach12]

5:01, the girl in the back... is that Jane Adams?

[purpleshamrock17]

"What do you want on your salad?...HAGGAN DAS!"

"If it's that difficult it doesn't want to be eaten"

"I'm starvin' Clancy! I'm gonna eat a turnip!"

(in french accent) "This is bullshit"

[TailsLuver]

XD "if he has gas again shoot on my command"

[BitingWaxTadpole]

0:40

Noo....

[CrossMyDNA]

Ooo! You spoil me!

[mgummy91]

What does this have to do with anything!

[rmx01indiana]

we dont think we rule the world. yet another non-American with the conception of what we are really like. so sad.

[nat1hopkins]

mmmmmm u cant beat a british fry up!!!! fuckin yanks think all ur stuff is the best.

newsflash u dont rule the world, stop thinking u do!!!!!!

[n00buler89]

Your right. We don't own the world. But, if it wasn't for us, Germany would own you.

[nat1hopkins]

fuck off. u joined a couple years later. and shot half our men like u have done in iraq frindly fire. my arse

[Annachu]

God you are such a damn loser...I don't care what damn nationality you are. Quit bitching and stay away..

[nat1hopkins]

im english.

1. its football not soccer.

2.its 11-9 not 9-11 u are the only people to put the month first and u think im a loser.

[TheEljefe85]

TO EACH HIS OWN!!!

[Kingofcorrect]

Don't forget, the English also sell Deep.. Fried......MArs Bars! ::Drool::

[nat1hopkins]

OMG!!! they r the best things in the world and the snicker one's

[coolaidman21]

im english too, Canada is Ftw!

[Kingofcorrect]

Was that US? Was that The King and n00b? I know i blacked out after that last bong hit, but i dont remember fighting any Krauts. Don't take credit for the actions of others, it's a bad trait LOL!

[NYSin666]

What? I think you need to learn some history. You have Russia to thank for the fact that the Germans don't own you. The Russians were the ones who fought back the German forces, they took them off of the offensive and beat them back into their own lands, and eventually took the Reichstag. As well as that, Canadian forces made a huge victory in three days at Vimy Ridge that couldn't be accomplished in three years by British forces. Americans weren't the only ones involved in the war you know

[7h0ma54321]

ya the US may have helped us win both wars but ya no y because they had fresh troops because they decided to watch the world kill each other and sit back while supplying both sides and don't say they didn't cuz they did why do you think fanta came about its a coke product but they changed the name so their supposed allied countries wouldn't turn on them

[astronaut529]

hey im just saying that everyone helped everyone...so to speak, why the fuck was my comment rated down all im saying is that we helped the liberated jewish ppl to, we took care of them while russia just freed them we didnt have the balls to do it...russia helped-we helped

[mattdabig41]

i hate people like you. there are always a few idiots from every country (even America) who sit behind the safety of their computer screen and talk shit about people from other countries. well if you dont like us then STOP WATCHING OUR VIDEOS! mind your own business and worry about whats going on in your country. i swear aliens could invade the UK and this idiot would try to find a way to blame it on America

[Broncosfan1111]

Went and saw John in Toronto this past January and he is AWESOME!!

By far the best comedian, in my opinion.

[RobPrusky]

stop commenting, its suppose to be entertainment... and your ruining it!

[ydouthinkyourcool]

so dont read them

[upstatekaren]

Nay, Nay! Nobody funnier to me!

[anarchyplz217]

try this gabriel !

hahaha

[Imnotfatimfluffy96]

my ass hit the jackpot!

[agnespete]

There's nobody like him! Have his cd in my car, have to be careful I don't run off the road from laughing so hard. Thanks John!

[startrekkin58]

LMAO.. Childproof windows! I can still see his face! This guy is awesome!!!

[baseGuItArIsT]

lmao 1:18 hagen das

[annaric]

0:40 is literally my favorite part. The way he says "no". God, I love him.

[manOFwar4567]

I can't even see the castle and we've been walking for 2 days

[whyaretherenoneleft]

"They wouldn't go down!...I can still see his face!" LOL

[imizzycox]

It's weird, cause I'm eating a salad right now..

[LTCantyInc]

its funny taht im watching this and reading your comment while eating a salad at work. lol SERIOUSLY

[LaXmAn1411]

I can have all the mixed greens i want....Stop, Im getting a chubby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!! awesome

[aaronh257]

they give you beans oh good

[Choppyrules]

how about steamed vegtables?

OOOH you spoil me :D

[DanielVolker]

All the mixed greens I want? Stop I'm getting a chubby! !D

[s3k70r8]

im starvin clanty!!!!!!!!

[Mateo5667]

im gonna eat a turnip

[iamboloman2008]

one brings an elevn pound turkey. this big. idk they made them this small. it must have been hit by a car! lol!!!! =]

[ThenextBatista]

Don't do it shamus.

[49isAmAzInG]

ahahahahahahahha

[Noodles556938]

JP is the fuckiing man

[mightycowhero]

this is "boolsheet."

[skaterman3000and1]

this guy is funny up top type in a love balled click the first one SO FUNNY

[HIFI121]

"Take mine back and put a sandwich in it!" LOL

[martinvanhelden]

Why did we start eating turnips? I think a product of famine. Maybe the irish famine of the 1840's.

I'm starving Clancy. I'm going to eat a turnip.

Don't do it Seamus.

[gojaysgorush]

hey honey i've got sandwiches hold on bahaha

[mattsherrard1357]

"Salad Comes with the food!!!"

lol i agree with that 100%

[0takuN64]

lol "it's an ass vegetable!"

[rudolphna54]

ugh... this is bullshit.... Lmao priceless

[bajondy]

my ass hit the jackpot

LOL!!!!

[KittNcat]

I can have all the mixed greens I want ? Stop, I'm getting a chubby

LMAO

[usukituk]

cross off ,laugh till you cry,bwahahaaaaa

[usukituk]

stop!!my stomach hurts,hahahahahahahah

[just350]

i saw him in new york doing hairspray. he stole the show! you gotta love them malden people!

[breakingbenjaman12]

dont do it shemus!

[breakingbenjaman12]

gabrial try it bluuuck! no? well ill bury it and they wont find it lol

[BASSBOONE1]

SALAD'S NOT FOOD!!!!

salad is a promisary note that food will soon arrive

[Savykraken]

my sides hurt so much!!

[0takuN64]

ROFL!!!!!! i can't stop laughing!!

[whiteraevyn]

"It's an ass vegetable." ROFL.

[ZeroAphex99]

"Now when i look at something and say, you know that aint healthy, you can take that to the bank" very big fan

[THeSwimm3r]

the purpose of the lawn is when armies would invade in days of yor they would give up before they got across they lawn

[backcrap81042]

this is freekin hilarious "salad is a sign food will soon come"

[emerarudochan]

Gabriel try this *gags* you dont like it either huh?

[SufjanStevensLover]

HAHA "don't do it shamus"

[DontFilmYourTV]

start me off in the morning, empty stomach, cup of black coffee and some beans, now let's walk me around london for a bit, gat me all churned up, put me in a taxi and see what happens. I blew the doors off the taxi!

[hobbie1994]

what would u like on ur salad..... hoggen dosh.... how about steamed veggies? OOOOH SPOILE MEEE rofl

[lilmonkey888]

"....Mine had a cucumber in it."

HAH!

[Crewwstube]

what he gets mad his face contorts...

[MoonTreasure]

"This is bullshit"

"I can't even see the castle from here and we've been walking two days"

LOL

John Pinette is hilarious

[err2005]

john pinette should tour with jim gaffigan.

[Everything234]

John Pinette and Jim Gaffigan on... THE SUPER SEXY TOUR! LOL

[skulllover1919]

no rafie may would be better

[zapcic520]

Johndoe, thanks so much for puttin all of these on here!! I saw this on Comedy central, but there is sooo much more on this!! Thanks man

[JonDoe70]

Your very welcome, Glad you enjoy them.

[Jeremandre]

I can have all the mixed greens i want???

STOP IM GETTING A CHUBBY

LMAO

[32silvercoins]

This guy is INSANE..He is so funny. "I can still see his face" ROTFL "If he has gas shoot on my command" ROTFL OMG LOL..Awsome guy  I wish he did more specials