MST3K - Favorite Moments - Mitchell

[zhokar]

OVER A MILLION DOLLARS

[dsjpk55]

Buzz off!

[FFEMTPMF]

My all time favorite episode.

[Roadvirus1]

5:26 to 5:50 = best part of the episode

[layitonmenow]

"any movie with 'wacka chicka wacka' in it is okay to me..."

[Tigerman1138]

"Well you're rich and white, I don't see any problem with it."

[USAFVincent33]

I'd knock but I know I'm not home.

[junkers1337]

Why does Mitchell remind of Dexter?

[littlemissfoggy]

"But eating!"

[Warholy]

Baby Oil?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snipetracker]

Just as Servo says at 7:53, that has to be one of the biggest rip-offs ever stolen from a classic.

[textthing]

@snipetracker

It also makes no sense, because the boat is so small there's only one place Mitchell could be hiding. 

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

Love Joel's Pink Floyd referance

[westholmes2001]

"Mitchell! Heart's Pounding! Mitchell! Veins Clogging! Mitchell!"

"HOT MERGING ACTION!"

"Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!"

"Mitchell: Licensed to Slouch!"

"I WANNA EAT!"

[Blasted9001]

Seriously, I can't think of why there shouldn't be a Mitchell 2. He's badass, and this is a whole lot more watchable than Final Justice.

[textthing]

@Blasted9001

"Badass" in that he murders people with gleeful abandon?

[shadowman2192]

"My my my my Mitchell, what would your momma say"

[shadowman2192]

Mitchell is the my all time favorite MST3000 movie ever!

[MainComptonese]

wa-ka-cha - wa-ka-cha - wa-ka-cha - wa-ka-cha - wa-ka-cha - wa-ka-cha

[Vortigern99]

Just tell me when this gets uncomfortable....

[jabaxley]

Oh it was a sad night seeing Joel leave...

[auritone]

@jabaxley True, but Mike was a brilliant replacement.

[Gigrantula58]

3:40. I remember watching that for the first time and having the same reaction as Joel. "WHHAAAAT??!!!! Ohh...whew."

[Habegger23]

Mitchell, mitchell mitchell...

[TescoVee]

Liquid metal!

[KaristaSwiss]

so why did Mitchel arrest her (at the end of the movie)

[Folgore]

@KaristaSwiss Cuz she was high and he found the blunt in the trash

[alice88wa]

@Folgore Zero tolerance is funny!

[Azadeth666]

MITCHELL!

[CPTHAP]

He's landed just short of the green.

[mrsmelissa83]

Shut your mouths lmao

[Shadowchaofan]

This is the only reason why I watch Mitchell:

Kid:What? Mitchell:What? Kid:What did u say? Mitchell:What u say? Kid:Did u say something? Servo:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!! Me:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

[TrueYellowDart]

"Damn, I'm still in this Mitchell movie!"

[TheApatheticGuy]

Joe Don Baker IS "Mittens".

[senselessmischief]

Pfft, loser actors? D: Shame. John Saxon is awesome :D

[senselessmischief]

"Did you say something?" "Did you say something?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" xD!

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: Hey, look, a Sex Film!

Servo: Oh, wait, it's Mitchell!

Crow: Oh, the Martha Mitchell story!

Servo: Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell!

Joel: Looks kinda like a slow-motion sneeze??

Crow: Yeah, here's your loser actor bouquet!!

[devtrev]

"Speaking of 'logging it' I better find a bush" - classic.

[WeAretheWalrii]

I love Servo's giggle when Joel is singing that Pink Floyd song.

[sirweeze]

my my my my GOD!!!

[anemicroyaltea69]

lmao, all the Johnny Mathis parts are making me sing "chances aaarrree that I'll kick your scraaaawney ass." from Horror at Party Beach. lol

[TwistedGentleman]

Joe Don Baker IS Mittens. He's a cop!

[sbbjason]

But I wanna eat!

[apo18llo]

Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell!

[gillianseed]

"Huhuhuhuh you can't grow steaks!" BHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big12189]

MITCHEL!!

[HinataChick38]

"Baby oil?!" "NOOOO!!!" LOL!

[jondeare]

They're so mean to Mitchell

[amadeus1756]

This and 'Final Justice'. also with Joe Don Baker is absolutely hilarious!!! The best!!

[wildpegasus13]

Really? You didn't include "How do you like your scotch? Ummm by the quart." or "I love pulling my gun when I walk into my apartment, scares my cats half to death!" Still, great compilation. One of the best episodes ever.

[kirk1968]

"Hrrrmmm, ya got any moist towelettes? Rags? Toilet paper or somethin'..." Still makes me laugh all these years later :D

[MikeAM78]

"Damn, I'm still in this Mitchell movie." LOL!!

[pvtpyle74]

My my my 'partment

[PyrozPlayground]

3:09! Keith Haring was here! Priceless! XD

3:40!!! WHAT!?!?!? Ohhh! Oh jeez... LMFAO! Hilarious!

[PyrozPlayground]

3:09! Keith Haring was here! Priceless! XD

[twentyskillz]

"Yeah, here's your loser actor bouquet" "Johnny Mathis!" "You got a sofa I could stretch out on?" "Really? I thought there was just a big slob walking aroung my house." "Mitchell. Keep your eye on the sammich."

"Mitchell. Licensed to slouch."

Thanks for putting this together. <3

My favorite episode of MST3K. Mitchell!

[va3svd]

Joe Don Baker and his three groupies didn't like this.

[twentyskillz]

@va3svd More like, Joe Don and his four chins.

[regal38]

JO DON BAKER IS MITTENS! lol this was so funny cuz i have a cat named Mittens! LOLZ LOLZ

[Gigrantula58]

Joel: Hoyt? What happened?

Servo: Nitrous.

[Rital319]

"big buttery moon up there..the sidewalk looks like ice cream if you squint hard"

[MrUsername5678888]

Great vid

[garryOBJ]

'Joe Don Baker is Mittens hes A Cop'..

[redjeeprockcrawler]

I'd knock but i would know i'm not home lol

[SlackerFreelance]

"My my my my 'partment."

[Feckinpaddy29]

Mitchell please! Not here!! Honey!

[antwansswan]

"HEY"

"what?"

*bang*

"Oh"

[PyrozPlayground]

@antwansswan I was about to quote that, but I'll just thumbs-up yours! Not thumbs, up yours. But thumbs-up, yours. Jeez if I wouldn't've explained it, I wouldn't've sounded creepy... XD

[MrCrown040]

"well your rich and white I don't see a problem with it". lol

[ViciousMugen]

"Oh my my my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!"

XD XD XD XD XD

[MafiaManMike]

This was the Best episode...I always wind up saying "Mitchell" when walking around. "LIQUID METAL!" lmao

[porkemusjpigg]

Fresh panties all around!

[FunkyLobstah]

Mitchell!

[Bayview05]

you missed the best line!

Bad guy: "Some of them are loaded. I'm not quite sure which."

Crow: "They're... randomly loaded. It's a little game I play.

[ngobleus]

"No, I don't pay for your hookers, Mitchell..."

"Well, could ya?"

[akje93]

"geez, Scarface didn't do that much at once!"

[MovingShadowFX]

9:04 - 9:12

Joel: "Hoyt, what happened?!"

How can anyone dislike this show?

[nelsonr12]

HOT MERGING ACTION

Oh goodness the merged sucessfully, my heart was in my throat

[crassyfrake]

I dont know why but the Johnny Mathis bit had me howling lol

[PunchSydeiron]

"Baby oil?! AHHHH!"

[needstoregister]

Santa??

[CTHimes]

"Hey!"

"What?"

*Gunshot*

"Oh."

[capthavic]

@CTHimes That how I greet people too XD

[nintendo1889x]

"That empty plate breaks my heart..."

"There's a police investigation going on here....Oh there is? I thought there was just a big slob walking around my house."

[Tigerman1138]

This is AWESOME! It's all the best bits! I know... I know..that's the title, but this is awesome! It is great. I have this on VHS....watched in college 1996-2000...that was before DVDs were all the rage..and now Bluerays.

[SweetSweetWaldo]

Thank you! Now I can watch "Mitchell" without actually having to watch "Mitchell"!

[TheFryBoy1]

6:32 xD

[mrbob091]

Joe Don Baker IS: MITTENS!

[apo18llo]

Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell

[PunchSydeiron]

Hey, look! Essex film!

[FourLeggedCat]

Crow's reaction at 3:35 made me laugh until I was crying

[MechaV]

BABY OIL?!?!?

[garryOBJ]

Hey!!! What??....Ohhh!! lol

[bobbyandbeans]

"Hastily put together." OMG, I was looking for a more polite phrase than "butt ugly."  Thanks guys!

[SufjanSays]

Oh my god, I absolutely lost it at Tom's shriek during the horrendous exchange between Mitchell and the kid. God, so funny.

[BryonYoungblood]

Mitchell: There's a police investigation goin' on here.

Joel: Oh, there is? I thought there was a big slob walking around my house!

Bryon

[deliciouschocolatepu]

I was waiting for "word on the street is you're a jerk."

[b1970b]

Well . . . could ya?

[MrTierra68]

WHAT A GREAT SHOW

[Djaru]

"An empty dish breaks my heart."

[msannomalley]

This episode has one of my favorite riffs ever: "Captain Schlitz, I think your order's up!" "You and I will rule the ghetto, young man" is a close second.

[textthing]

But EATING!

[campbellc]

This move could be best sumed up by the quote: AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Any movie with wacka jawacka in it is ok by me!

[JoeDonFan]

"Even his name says, 'Is that a beer?'"

[zmoore83]

"Let's rip-off the last scene of Key Largo mitchell!"

[MAVoorhees]

My my my My GOD!!! AAHHHHHH!!!

[drduke28]

BABY OIL?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[BryonYoungblood]

Put 'em on your feet! Give your dogs a treat! What a comfortable shoooooooe!

XD

Bryon

[fourstringpredator]

Johnny Mathis! It's not for me to saayy!

[fourstringpredator]

Joe Don Baker is MIttens, he's a cop!

[doctorwalters]

Mannix: extra-large

[Judgementxxx]

lol I love the show

[MrCombat1965]

Heart's poundin'

Vein's cloggin'

[mercuryrulz]

@MrCombat1965 MITCHELL!

[Germany1111]

@MrCombat1965

Eeeyyyyeee on the sammich

[Katingaan]

@MrCombat1965 Mitchell!

[fourstringpredator]

Oh my my my Mitchell, what would your mother say? She'd say, He's not mine and you can't prove it! LOL

[fourstringpredator]

Al Nolga? Nope, still Johnny Mathis

[Ralrykam]

6:32 about sums this movie up

[dtwhitney]

favorite episode right here

[Incanman22]

mitchell baker that man with all the skills

[workingklass0]

5:23 is my favorite moment, I think.

[D9v9g9]

Mitchell please not here !

[quicktdi]

Mitchell, license to slouch...

Alright clothes hold it right there!!

Kitchen Freeze!!

[Plan9wood]

Best line is when they show the weird lookin mobster and crow says "He was hastily put together." It's funny cause it's true. I say it all the time when I see someone like that.............it's a great line.

[akje93]

"he's landed just short of the green"

Haha my favorite part :)

[boynamedsioux33]

MITCHELL....

MITCHELL....

MITCHELL....

Your eeeeeyyye on the sammich!

MITCHELL....

Hearts pound'n

MITCHELL....

Veins clogg'n

MITCHELL!!!

[JPAUL7890]

"Hey!"

"What!?"

(gunshot)

"Oh!!"

[sweetjesusirock]

Hot Merging Action!

[youreuglyDAMN]

BABY OIL?? Aahhhh Nooooooo

[ilikethecoke]

The end of an era is always sad.

We lost Joel, but we got Mike!

[sniper2073]

6:30 Bahahah

[IrishQT07]

Man, I'm constantly confused!

LOL - that line gets me every time. :)

[BJBlitzstein]

...skip to the end: (man looking like Andy Kaufman), "you are so stupid."

[KungFuRascals3]

MITCHELL!!!

[daxmiller35]

Haha, at 3:37. "What? WHAT?!!!"

[fourstringpredator]

Put 'em on your feet, give your dogs a treat, what a comfortable shoe!

[fourstringpredator]

Put 'em on your feet, give your dogs a treat, what a comfortable shoe!

[daxmiller35]

3:37 "What? WHAT?!!!" Haha, awesome

[ngobleus]

"Mobsters laughing, really smiling, a man selling heroin..."

[BlueEyes7452]

HOT MERGING ACTION

[47of74]

"Speaking of logging it, I'd better find a bush around here."

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"He keeps his eeeeeyyyeee on the Sammich!

Heart Pound'in...Veins Clogg'in...MITCHELL...MITCHELL­!"

[AdvanceNick]

maaaaan you didnt include the funniest part of the whole movie!

where mitchell pukes in bed with the chick.

[Capstain259]

BABY OIL!

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

my favorate moment

[ngobleus]

"Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell, Joel?"

[tsartodd]

does anyone else get the impression that Joe Don Baker was NOT acting? that he really IS a big fat slob w/ a nasty personality?!?

[Aphasia17]

3:39 "Whhhaaaat"

[tsartodd]

Mitchell was actually ahead of his time. Before we had characters like Jimmy McNulty and Gregory House -- i.e, surly, unkempt assholes who were still great at their chosen jobs -- we had Mitchell.

[BryonYoungblood]

@tsartodd Though he still sucks at what he does. XD LOL!

Bryon

[damienmetalwind]

@tsartodd You must be like 12 years old. Before there was House or McNulty there was Dirty Harry. This movie tried to capitalize on the "loner cop doesn't give a fuck" style, but they messed up and made Mitchell a fat slob.

[tsartodd]

@damienmetalwind no, i am old enough to remember Dirty Harry -- but honestly, i didn't think of that connection, so you may be right.

[detrius82]

I know it's imposible to condence any episode of this wonderfull series down to just 10 minutes of the "Best of" so I'll throw one of my favs in that couldn't make it

"How do you take your Scotch?"

"By the Quart."

I'm so glad a show as amazing as this was able to last 10 seasons!

[SalvationOfDarkness]

"well youre rich and white i dont see a problem"

[ngobleus]

"Your eeeeyyyyyeeee on the sammich!"

[squiggledog]

So this is supposed to be an intense action movie, but they have Hot merging Action

[savgmouse]

I don't know why, but "Johnny Mathis? Alright! Get my gun!" is one of my fav' lines ever.

[lonelysith66]

I heard Joe Don Baker wanted to beat up the writers of MST3K because of this episode. Uh, Joe, Linda Evans, Merlin Olsen and John Saxon were in the film, too, and we haven't heard they complain!

:/

[squiggledog]

@lonelysith66 So did Sandy frank

[lonelysith66]

It's just a show!

:/

[textthing]

@lonelysith66

My guess is they're still in hiding.

[lonelysith66]

@textthing Of course, it was made in the 70s, so they probably forgot.

LOL XD

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: Hey, look, a Sex Film!

Servo: Mittens?! An action film called Mittens?

Crow: Joe Don Baker is Mittens! He's a cop!

Servo: Mithril? Oh, MITCHELL!

Crow: Oh, the Martha Mitchell story.

Servo: Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell!

Crow: Looks like Grendel.

A great opening! :)

Bryon