CARP ATTACK

[Riverbloodorg]

Oh man!  That is just horrible. Oh the poor Illinois River Watershed!!

[glebmaister]

Fishing Chuck Norris style

[adyandrei21]

sunt singeri ....nu crapi

[ChaosCharizard]

this proves you can go fishing without a fishing rod!

[1Messii]

Best way to fishing :D

[SimeonPerich666]

I guess they got their lunch

[turtlepond104]

shit i would love to be there

[boodhaman]

@nbaletti what are "white people" ?

[nbaietti]

please don't read the following (buzz killer version version):

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1 - there's no oxigen on water so much that fish jumps out to breathe, and die inside the boat

2 - there are predators underwater making them run to die inside the boat

3 - the fishes are having a party and as result they'll die inside the boat

4 - the propeler is mangling the poor fishes who don't die inside the boat

5 - all the while people laughing out loud

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now let's show a man versus food to a native african

[IndustrialBonecraft]

The Carp bites the boat through the steel hull. The Carp has latched on firmly. The Carp shakes the boat around by the metal hull. The metal hull comes away in the carp's grip. The Boat has been struck down!

[Gseals17]

119 carps saw this video........

[TK503]

Anikin's new motto "NOW THIS IS CARP FISHING!!"

[Lawnmowerman1964]

I know a great recipe for batter

[tacowbery]

isso que é pescaria

[disheartenme]

lol wow, where the hell where you?

[iamneoweisheng89]

magikarp!

[Azzutrix]

jajaja



[dipin2307]

Screw the rod.

[djfri69]

Theirs nothing fake or funny about this video. The Asian carp is a very bad fish. It is a non native, very invasive fish that is destroying our rivers. Their all laughing now but I can't help but wonder what they would say when one of those big carp hits one of the children in the head causing a concussion or even death. IT HAS HAPPEND BEFOR!!!

[poliuy1]

@djfri69 It wouldn't be that bad if people ate the damn fish

[lilbluehersheykiss]

HOLY CARP!

[alikhanskt]

Where is this ?

[deduzz]

those propellers are going to slice those fist to pieces, a couple more rounds and the lake will be protein shakes O_o

[IProxxxyI]

Watafak? :D

[TheProfessional911]

ё моё да туда на пару дней наших "рыбачков" заслать и не будет там больше рыбы))))

[Bobhodge50]

I assume this Spoon river is the one in Illinois. There's been a problem with Asian carp in the Illinois River for at least 10 years now, maybe longer.

[Heightz1734]

Why do the fish jump out the water like that?

[xaviercochin]

it looked so fake from ...0:31...but it is still good.......

[Yureijeazz]

@xaviercochin no way it's not a fake you know

[MMSoftic]

daaaaaaaaaaaaa and cant finish with the a's mnnnnnnnnnn i'd sell all them carp's and be like how much was you're paycheck lol

[Loof42]

Must be DF2010

[Aristoteles]

fishing for beginners

[Pwimble]

An entire fortress of Dwarfs were lost that day... Time to abandon the fortress.

[Bjornieman]

@Pwimble I KNEW someone would say that. XD

[Atusid]

This seems awfully dwarfy....



[Zombieminion]

@Atusid dem dorfs man.

[MolestedBurger]

Fishing: Easy mode.

[ChillaxedJosh]

i would have laughed so hard i would have probably pissed myself.

[niklas851]

Like a boss!

[Totem7878]

MDR AMAZING

[boodhaman]

@hras he has, thanks..

[hrastovica]

The blonde boy at the end of the video MUST get the mole on his body checked by a doctor.

[torjalfa]

Easy dinner:D

[MrSupahnin10doh]

magikarp, use splash attack!

[soin6]

honey were having fish tonight!!!

[kickstartmyheart424]

give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, teach a man how to catch over here and he'll eat for a lifetime

[jamessavik]

looks like loads of fun

[s1amgro]

I once was an attacking carp, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[vernietigert]

@s1amgro atleast quote it properly, it still wouldn't be funny but atleast it wouldn't be retarded

[slavon000163]

эх туда бы

[toughcookieftw]

that would be my worst nightmare

[jg1846]

you can make a living of driving in this place and selling or eating the fish that landed in your boat

[papihaiasko]

Thats the best place for Bulgarian (pishman) fishermans :=)

[Dialga5718]

Seen beter!!!

[TheElementOfSkating]

Pretty sure that was a lot more than 70.

[supersaint14]

112 people have been killed in carp related accidents

[shikamaruxb3]

Gringos... ¬¬

[woolwoodandwhiskey]

Whee! Invasive species!

[Eagle2Studios]

In Soviet Russia fish cacth you!!!

[Sabjuhhh1]

wooow! :O

[Sabjuhhh1]

wooow!

[Bassmaster3250]

those kids should be wearing helmets

[vitrogto]

OH MY GOD...

[palelubau]

Kali Ciliwung dan kali-kali lain di Indonesia mustinya disebarkan bibit ikan Karper Perak (Silver Carp) ini, karena bisa utk membantu membersihkan kali, juga utk dimakan.

[matijaoptimist1]

this is how they fish in russia

[MrZainuddin65]

I'll go there for lunch..............

[gourds1000]

press 8 to see the fish making out in the boat and 7 to see one of the fish dancing in the boat

[gourds1000]

press 8 to see the fish making out

[jnwpse]

Mejickawp...Mejickawp.....Meji­ckawp kawp kawp. (Wouldn't be so funny if one evolved into a Gyrados now would it?)

[MadyLittleCat]

we gone fishing:D

[vinicomandos]

Magikarp Used Splash......

......it's not very effective!

[fubu233]

well u guys can head home now, fishing is over!

[TinoGraphic]

You should fall into the water to have same feeling as the fishs. Go fishing in normal way, asshole.

[MultiR4nD0M]

@TinoGraphic umadbro

[TinoGraphic]

@MultiR4nD0M I hate this kiddy english internet phrases.

[No12325]

0:46 HOLY FUCK THER LOTS!

[miroslavparvanov]

poor fishies :(

[TheLoveformankind]

fishes are gone mad,lolzzz

[loco15912]

Chuck Norris was swiming there that day.

[xBrian6]

I guess this is how fish commits suicide

[MedalTrainer]

that's alot of fish

[malakoz]

if we could hear the fish this is it "EAT ME NO EAT ME NO EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME"

[clansaybyebai]

kjhgfdghhhghjrnthnrtynetynetyn­eyneryj!!!!!!!!!!



[mrwhatshisname]

Urist McMiner Cancels Drink! Interrupted by THOUSANDS OF CARP

[Bigbananalaughs]

Holy carp

[iamcriis]

ARE LOCO

[clansaybyebai]

i dont belive it!

[cwlhsu]

Amazing! :)

[elvemage32]

where is this plz tell me

[8finkz8]

fish at the back of the boat at 0:52 .. more like MAGICKARP

[sinashsh]

The fish: Hey here, catch me please, there is no more food left for me

[Tosun1905]

Where is this place? anybody?

[ghrpdx]

Too bad carp are so bony ... not so good for eating.

[raiethefortuneteller]

@ghrpdx actually carp taste quite sweet and the meat is soft.

[ghrpdx]

@raiethefortuneteller Carp may taste good, but there are a lot of bones to pick through.

[QuantumFlux1964]

@ghrpdx : If you cold-pack them, the taste is similar to salmon, and the small bones soften to the point that practically disappear.

[raiethefortuneteller]

@ghrpdx thats why i wonder why they didn't catch the carp and cook it? so, i guess its because of the bones...bones not just really annoying to pick through, its can be dangerous too when its stuck in your throat.

[Juninho19JR]

Pesca facil essa heim !

[2233h]

Looks like one of those old movies. Piranhas or something. Like they were tryng to eat the people on the boat.

[JBsBrownEyess]

woah! What makes them do that?? That's so cool, and it looks like a lot of fun :D

[WillGameRecord]

Fishing rod is for the weaks!

[mamaolgas]

En los lagos del zoologico de Palermo, en Buenos Aires, hay carpas de distintos colores, son muy gordas porque sacan la cabeza fuera del agua para que los visitantes les alimentemos también hay anguilas están libres en cambio en el acuario hay otras especies. Lo que me llama la atención es el por qué saltan? Es por el ruido de la lancha, la corriente de agua no se ve caudalosa ni rápida, pregunto: por qué saltan?

[pedrlz]

DF players are worried with they're dworfs.

[napoodo]

is this what it's like to play Super Mario in real life??

[OKbmxteam]

Chuck norris sneezed under water.

[iTeapea]

Why were the fish jumping?

[tkzshadow]

Wow amazing

[Joshhasfreetime]

So Magikarp IS useful

[04211michael]

lol



[Caanos88]

Chuck Noris is under water kicking the fish lol

[TotallyNotFamous]

I guess you don't need a fishing license if the fish are jumping in your boat.

[KnightOfTheBloodWolf]

@TotallyNotFamous yep, there is no fishing limit for asian carp, because they are overpopulating rivers. you can actually just take a net and catch as many as you want. no limit at all.

[flyby501]

Y do they jump like that?

[acciokatherine]

@flyby501 They freak out when they hear a boat.

[superomegaprimemk2]

Well that's one way to go fishing!

[TylerI2]

@Molothetwo aww, i missed it, thanks for pointing it out

[Hanyodeh]

Very easy way for fishing...lol

[kasal678]

Hows the river now in Illinois? Are there more carp fish until now?

[InternetSenation]

Magikarp's used Flop, It's Super Effective!

[hole907]

How do u do that

[danuria2]

ITS FREE!!

[TheDcvila]

@danuria2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA

[DanTVideos]

i like the part where the fish jumped

[eneandra77]

WOW is a really fish attack=))

[kamavtut11]

vAAAAAV.:DDD



[htrlkpk]

Fish like a boss.

[pikamika1000]

hahahaahahahaahahaahah very funny

[nicholasnoble]

that is a crap load of carp!

[TEOBOY57]

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH

Kids shat their pants XD

[christophur87]

POKEBALL GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCandyFrothMan]

lol lol lol what the fuck how is that POSSIBLE

[rationsauce]

wait, why the hell are they jumping? its friggin hilarious man hahaha.

[allstarswag]

are... they supposed to do that...?

[Ellectrollama]

The steel short sword has been lodged firmly in the wound!

The bogeyman has been struck down.

Swordmaster has left the martial trance

You have discovered a river

The Carp stands up.

[DaemonBomb]

OH MY GOD IT'S DWARF FORTRESS!

[warman333]

ALL MY DWARVES ARE DEAD THANKS TO THIS VIDEO

[sockythomas]

hey guys do u think a fish really jumps like that...??? i dnt think fish would jump like that...they might hav put sum electric shock frm that boat to water thatz hw they are jumping...its they way of cashing fish frm ponds too......they seems jumping but craving for help......

[lokken10]

those carps are trying to go up in the river and got agitated because the boat were passing by.

[Stellarkyle]

Fishing... Like A Boss.

[skivalxxx]

tyle ryb które mogłyby wyżywić wiele istnień w krajach 3ciego świata ! tylko że po co prawda ?

[TheTG1]

@skivalxxx Problemem z wyżywieniem krajów 3 świata nie jest brak ryb tylko logistyka, czyli jak dostarczyć je tam świeże i najlepiej w ręce zwykłych ludzi a nie przywódców wojskowych. Zastanów się zanim coś napiszesz.

[TheEmerald92]

Heartwarming. Family Bond with their kids :)

[SMG59]

Under the sea.... How fun can it..... "OH SHIT PROPELLOR !!"

[xNotick]

I'm just a Piranha 3D. <3

[SomeDude881]

I thought magikarp used bounce

[bfswe]

so... where's your fishing equipment?:O

[rooughlanding]

That's what happens when Magickarps use splash

[diaboliyck]

"Fish infested waters"

[RabidAnubis]

DWARF FORTRESS! THEY ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!

[Molothetwo]

dude, i swear i saw a fish at 0:48

[ajaksbackpac]

Fish will rise.

[Ellectrollama]

It's like I'm really playing Dwarf Fortress!

[Jakub00x]

THATS FISHING!!!!!!! :D

[aznblueangel]

even though this is animal cruelty or w/e but i would like to take a stick and try hitting them when they're coming at me.. seems fun. seriously.

[Goodforu123]

free food

[naturalblonde954]

That was awesome. Where was that? I wanna go there!

[YumiiBAKA]

OMG O.O

[TheIgoorskt]

os peixa tão na mó brisa aê

[bruinsrawesome123]

holy crap

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@bruinsrawesome123 Holy carp*

[CreepyUncleSteve]

Carp: The Brain-Dead Mosh-Pitting Metalheads Of The Fish World.

[ArmandoCasas]

así quien no pesca po ajajajjaja

[Trinivalts]

wtf, r they insane, lol!?!

[JBTrueBelievers]

nice FISHING ! LMAO

[amine251000]

good easy fishing no bait or poowls lol free fish lol made in morocco

[silkmanseelow]

wow



[Mione12345]

like if a sexy canadian boy brought you here :B

[groshendude]

wow crazy fish

[EEEnix]

Love how the kids are having so much fun and the engine is just mutilating the carps

[dgn8]

Woohoo hooooo its a double rainbow. xD

[higorrangel]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ruby6454]

oh my god is super this