Fuel TDM - Partnership, Woody is old, viagra, etc

[PhyscoGamers]

Console? BOOOO

[novascoshia]

I can imagine like a futuristic Machinima Company. :D

[buffaloewings13]

"I don't enjoy making videos.. That's not the case...-triple-..

[YounqJayyTV]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[nvrnlumby3]

@YounqJayyTV No, it doesn't mean that you're a good pot smoker. To be honest, you don't need to hold your breath when you inhale the smoke. The THC takes 3-5 seconds to get into your bloodstream. So if you hold it longer, Then you're just letting the tar and CO2 get into your bloodstream. So you're just good at holding your breath. :p

[face221]

i remember that intro. god that was sexy

[TheJokerkiller99]

THUMBS UP 4 SEXY INTRO

[OhAhUpTheRaa]

"Look I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy"

You don't understand how/why that is soo funny for me xD

[Djmysterio2]

BLACK OPPS IS FUCKING BETTER!!!!!

[gakmakcounterikker98]

@Djmysterio2 I disagree.

[bobmarleybichez]

woody aged 10 more years according to this guy. 70-80 in less than 10 seconds :)

[OceGru]

MW2 will never be the same.... I can't dive rike dorpheen....

[mrLoRdofeverything]

HAHHHAHHAHHAHA

[darkstevan12]

I love you

[burningsquash]

taking an incentive to do something you love sounds like prostitution to me, especially when you say it.

[darcman200]

u leave lobbies with commando and dangerclose? which means pretty much 98% of games?

[Imawolf79]

11 people have no soul and like to kill kittens

[keohane4444]

"rafficas are overpowered"

[Kelpiotoktz]

John... You, Hutch, ONLYUSEmeBLADE and SeaNanners are pure epic guys, you guys are beast for fucks sake! (:

[jonnyknoxvile96]

@Kelpiotoktz wat about blame truth duncas gold glove and tebjz those are the best in the business

[lostley]

I LOVE YOU JOHN

[pancakemasta6]

John. I love you and your videos.

[joey32701]

u can thank me by a very slow blow job well your in a maid outfit =D yum lol

[AxelDubs]

love you to <3

[xninfoxx]

we love u john you will never be a sell out :)

[Uberpwn242]

Congratulations John!

[v0lc0m77]

Were u and hutch gay?

[Synwyn]

@v0lc0m77 I wish.

[v0lc0m77]

@Synwyn LOL!! funniest guy ever

[mrxtraclan]

@Synwyn Dont we all John dont we all.

[mrxtraclan]

@v0lc0m77 Dont we all John dont we all.

[ayamlegend1]

John if u respond to this. I will wrap u up in penutbutter and shave ur armpits

[xIDioINx]

"But thats cool because dicks" - That makes me lol :D :L

[natenatedoggster]

Send this to Woody.

Mickey Avalon - My Dick ( look it up )

[ryanosully182]

i hate it when good people like you have to almost appologize for being succesful. fuck the people who go "sellout" your true subs got you no matter what like me.

[Offspring5845]

congrats man. you're videos are hilarious and your random little comments are fucking awesome

[HardscopedMedia]

Please don't argue guys. Let's just get together and do what we all enjoy. Let's talk about games.

What do you guys think about Fuel? It might be because it's a fairly new bag still, but I'm unconvinced.

Snipers, a tip to remember here - use your secondaries! Also, nice reactions for kill 8, sir.

[keybladelordus]

i subbed because of this vid and im not sure why... ur doign something right

[grizcicago111]

@synwyn i could jerk my jerk about 8 times faster than you and woody put together and woody on his viagra

[akaNeutrum]

@grizcicago111 I'd like to see that.... Wait, no I don't!! I feel sick...

[Uofmfan101]

"Its a great opportunity, the rafficas are overpowered, and it gives me a great opportunity to do somehting i love to do." :)

[Uofmfan101]

"thats cool because dicks"

[Synwyn]

@CitrusGathering This is coming from a random kid that subscribed to my videos because he enjoys them. I miss a message from you and you go apeshit and cry about it, and try to bash what I do because your channel is unsuccessful. You're truly the epitome of pathetic, and it makes me happy to know that you're crying on the inside because you suck so much ass. Have a nice day!

[Sokrias]

@Synwyn Fun fact: CitrusGathering is a closed account, now.

[henryshaw1811]

@Synwyn Just so you know John, this guy has closed his channel :P

Good talk, see you out there

[eob196]

@CitrusGathering yeah dude you're taking this wayyyy to seriously just get the lawn chair out of your asshole

[RuralProduct]

Great Job John. To be honest, you are one of the best commentators on youtube. The only problem is that you should have gotten a partnership earlier. Oh. and by the way... dicks...

[TortureTrilogy]

"That's not how I meant it; triple..."

[Synwyn]

@CitrusGathering Yeah, go ahead and look at my twitter and see how much I respond to people. Ever think that maybe you should tweet about something other than CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL HELP ME OUT GIVE ME A SHOUTOUT I WANT SUBS? Maybe I'd respond more often. Go fuck yourself. You little fucking whiners have no idea how much work it takes to do something like this. Sorry I can't please you. Go fucking complain to somebody else, then. I don't want you here. Fuck off.

[Thecrplayer42]

@Synwyn HA The whiner closed his account XD

[CitrusGathering]

Machinima is killing the Call of Duty YouTube community. Someone has a PVR and a headset, and these people are in like hawks and throwing their money around. Why in the name of God are they involving money and careers in this?

I truly wish that Machinima would roll over and die. I'll be waiting, and perhaps the community might revert to something less driven by a greedy little group of douches.

[Synwyn]

@CitrusGathering Actually, machinima is giving us incentive to do something that requires alot of work. Most of us would have stopped by now, as the community is full of ungrateful little cunts like you, that complain and complain because they're know "known" "famous" etc. Maybe you should make some content that doesn't fucking suck, crybaby.

[Singleplayerbeast]

@Synwyn though to much mw2 does get anyyoing though freemans mind is awesome

[hockeyfan9127]

@Synwyn People are fucked. If that citrusGathering guy was in your position, he would have been so happy that he is known on YT. If you deserve a partnership with Machinima, you should be getting paid to do this. It is still a job. And you being such a beautiful man, you were a given to be on Machinima. And i love you <3

[T0xinCF]

@CitrusGathering I kinda agree to you... Machinima is the reason of all the trickshot idiots in SnD.

[Choprjr]

Heres a good comment, good luck with the partnership, im getting a new desktop soon and possibly start making vids.

[kahnormahhar]

I like how Woody gets older as the video goes on, LMAO.

Whoo! Contract :)

And jerk race FTW.

[12abomb12]

your entrance music makes me sad for some reason...

[SpecialK959]

Congratulations John, best wishes man, and setup video include dick footage?

[mattolika]

"Thats cool because dicks"

+1 Sub

[bboyminiman]

subscribed for being humble

[lumpyfishful]

if married people never have sex everyone would be a bastard

[KellyLivo1]

Now I cant wait until the next podcast, Its going to be awesome... because dicks of course

[mike44wo]

Woody is amazing <3

[bloodshot1245]

"that's cool because of dicks" words to live by

[joseph33634]

@Synwyn Congratulations! I don't know you outside of your videos but I'm glad this happened to you. You're easily in my top 3 for best commentators. #1 as far as humor goes. Hope to see a lot of excellent content from you.

[WuzUpWitYa]

"that's cool because dicks." that's an automatic subscribe right there xD

[justinmaples]

thats cool because dicks

[Synwyn]

@InSorteDiaboIi Still shows up in my received comments. Enjoy your block, chiefo! :)

PS: a chode is when your cock is bigger around than it is long. You're stupid.

[1907andy]

Good for you mate

[sagegamer28]

Why does Call of Duty appeal to Machinima more than any other series. Can you get a partnership with any other series i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Battlefield? I know popularity is one factor but I think content and variety work just as well.

[AlphaSecured]

Congratulations on your partnership! Anybody who calls you a sell-out is just a dick. Anyone would want to make money by playing video games. Also I think your commentary style is great, don't let any morons change you.

[Dyslogy707]

gratz john, you deserve it. This community is flooded with MW2 all stars with no talent, with the exception of You, Hutch, Seananners, Trumpf, aplfisher, and a select few others, none of them should be where they are. Let the haters...hate and call you a sell out,because in the end its something you enjoy doing and that's all that matters. Again man you deserve it, Congrats.

[TheImmaterial]

That's really good news. Congratulations.

[demonofskyarchy]

Alright I'm gonna be honest. I only recently started watching Hutch's commentaries. Then I discovered your channel. I want to just give my 2 cents. You are a the literal closest thing to a god among men. You roll the way you roll and fuck the world if it has a problem with it. I have only great things to say about you man. Keep it real.

Peace .\ /,,

[blerbman]

If everyone on Machinima was as funny as you, I'd actually watch it.

Congrats on Director.

[9MiNuTeMaSsAcRe]

Thats cool because Dicks. BEST LINE EVER!

[tonyt3hpirate]

Good for you John, haters gonna hate.

[Cheaches]

Its cook that you got a full contract because dicks. :]

[Jthelegendary]

Men.

[L3371CEMAN]

The chode insult was hilarious

[vorgaphe]

You deserve it btw i love you.

[KiddyKongGB]

About the Gameplay not caring issue, completely agree. Step away from Competitive in Pubs and its amazing again. No cod4, but close enough

[Hoopsboy2]

idk why but your intro song thing always gives me a raging boner

[secondbman202]

dang. machinama is going to miss out on your BEST VIDEOS. e.i. no more dicks? i certainly hope your awesome videos keep comming.

[pacific1322]

@Synwyn

If you should us your taint in the next vid, you would be getting paid to do so.

You lucky fuck.

[pizzapie07]

congrats on the partnership bro.

[CIHOCOgate]

you still ain't grizz baby ;)

[alex8683010]

fucking funniest commentary EVER

[sportsdud22]

am i wondondefulistic????

[spawn3d14]

Woody <3

[ThunderstruckPS3]

machinima obviously wanted your pulsating erection for their own :D congrats

[XLostCloudX]

yay another idiot to fill machinima with mw2 videos

Im at the verge of unscibbing

[Synwyn]

@XLostCloudX Eat a bag of dicks, broslice. I'll help you out with that unsubscribing thing! Cyaaaaaa!

[lifeisforfun956]

@Synwyn lawl pwn

[ZeroMan183]

@XLostCloudX your a fat fuckin cock gobbler be happy for him!

[TeenagKam1kaz3]

@XLostCloudX get raped faggot.

[Cheaches]

@XLostCloudX You go ahead and do that Chief. Nobody's making you stay "scibbed" :D

[joseph33634]

@XLostCloudX I'd rather it be essindees than hmm lets see, gunit or fistdacuffs. this guy has the funniest content out there. hope you get fucked in the ass by a tortoise.

[LinkinPark96MTM]

oh.......quick scope, triple......GRIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[WoodysGamertag]

FWIW, machinima doesn't own your channel. It's yours and you can exit the deal and take your channel with you any time you want to.

Damn rookies can't read a contract. :-)

[Synwyn]

@WoodysGamertag But while under contract, they do own your channel as it's swept into their network. No other way to word it. Get younger, old man.

[echrisingerdc]

@WoodysGamertag a hormonal 15 year old who has a conservative girlfriend that wants to take it slow ( :_( ), and hasn't gotten some female on his frisky for will ravish either of you in a getting off competition. get me on that podcast, and i will be absent for 1 minute clean up and everything. As long as we have paper towels at the time ^-^

[DarkNovadg]

@WoodysGamertag lol

[WilzoHD]

I love the way you say things about the gameplay randomly inbetween your speeches. XD

[wargoul2]

more TF2 or I will choda swipe you

[bun182]

8 people missed the like button ....

probably from cummy hands

[aToxicLemon]

A really good analogy about selling out I heard from someone who get hired by Machinima went something like this:

"If I liked baking cookies, and then a big company hired me to bake cookies for them, and I used all the same ingredients and recipes as before, then I didn't sell out. If I changed the recipe for the company, and made them a different way, then i've sold out."

So yeah, you haven't sold out unless you change the style of your videos, which I don't think will happen any time soon :D

[jayruud]

I literally LOL'ed at several parts in this video. Fucking make my day

[WezLargerThanLife]

love you too John.. you make me smile so much

[teddyinjapan]

I can understand your resentment to people that wait to bad mouth you out of jealousy. But from what I heard, there is a rule about profanity on machinima post (I just know some people got there videos rejected by them because of extreme language). So I would take it easy on the "suck my..." and such. Just don't let them get to you man. Enjoy your new job and to hell with them.

[Synwyn]

@teddyinjapan Nope, this content will always remain 'my style'

I can say what I want.

[WolfLarsen92]

Well if you think about it, since Woody is married that means sex is gone for him and he has nothing to do but jerk off. So I think it will be a close match.

[CPDynamo26iZSeXy]

John your kind of fucking awesome...dicks

[Synwyn]

@israelgaribaldi That's actually not how I roll, and Hutch is as far from a sellout as you can possibly be. Get the fuck off of my channel you unappreciative dickbag.

[kitywompus]

Probably one of the best commentaries I have heard in a long time

[MATT2FOUR]

Congrats on the partnership and who ever says that your a sell out, FUCK YOU

[whailmerrr]

LOLOL "it gives me a great oppertunity, the raflicas are overpowered"

[Gpville]

Dicks!!!!

[nixserz]

damn... GZ john! :DD and why it did happen, well your awesome dude soo... =D

[ToxicCarbon]

Are you and Woody actually having an ejaculation contest? Serious question.

[PotatoLotion]

One of the greatest commentaries I have ever heard. Hilarious! "and c, I can handle my penis" :D

[jimbq24]

Who thinks after everything anyone says ever you should respond with: "That's cool because dicks."?

[Draumr8]

i think we all know that in the dick department your going to win, you talk about it to much not too

[AdzNaz]

NICE DUDE! SWEET JOB! i havent watched your vids before but sweet news! sweet video

[EatpieUTUBE]

that's not what i meant triple

[akStoof]

Grats man, definately one of the most deserved contracts as you deliver nonestop pure entertainment, keep it up <3

[OnlySevenSeconds]

John I love you

[TylerK201]

@synwyn oh wow yeah it looks like a lot of people are getting those offers now. WingsofRedemption and Blame Truth got it. And im sure if they did there is also a bunch more people that got it.

[OnlySevenSeconds]

Congrats on the machinima. I laughed so hard the whole time you were talking about you and woody having a masturbating race lol

[arlenius92]

congrats dude

[TheSpeedyspeed]

Haha john i love your commentaries, welldone with the partnership keep them up.

[LegitIdeals]

donkey boners

[SkullznSpadz]

LOL!! I recently found your podcast and laugh my ass. I then checkout your channel and this video alone made me sub and want to watch all the other videos you posted. I like you am dork and make commentaries and get made fun of by all my friends. I think its awesome that you are my age and able to make great entertaining content. Congratulations on the Machinma contract. 

[ZarthPowered]

Awesome to hear John, happy for you. Cock coleslaw.

[ph33rdarkly]

congratz on the great oportunity dude

[wreck0nize]

LOL

[xDynazty74]

Open Lobby to celebrate :D!!!!

[onesoncupid]

Congrats dude! I love the YAGB podcast!

[MrHiimdarragh]

very happy for you john, congrats and enjoy

[geeoffchin]

i like commentary on another topic with sprinkles of gameplay commentary. haha. ".. posting on machinima and on my own channel (get quick scoped).."

[JBValr]

Congrats John! Well earned. This is a high-five moment, mkay? Visualize it. *whoopsh*.

Yeah, you went all perv on that soundeffect didn't you? Of course you did. Anyway - you're no sellout, you're pure liquidized awesome. Why "liquidized" you ask?

You know *points harshly*

[x2b0y]

I love how you sprinkled the game-play commentary in with your personal talk without even a pause. Funny stuff. You the man and YOU DESERVE ANY AND ALL POSITIVE PARTNERSHIPS! F*** Haters. They will run around with their noob tubes, shotguns, and commando and get over it.

[XxXxSeasonxXxX]

I'm amazed you got this offer John! I mean I love your videos and I think it's sexy that you got it but you rarely posted on Machinima (from what I remember). I don't know, just seems strange that picked you - it's awesome though! Well done hun, unzip now?!

[TheAussieKoala]

Love that at around 2 mins its a great oppurtinty the rafikas are over powered just subject change love it

[ic0nzz]

i laughed so hard at that woddy shit

[Aldeni1551]

John, I'd just like to say that there is no reason for you to have to explain why you aren't selling out. The only people that would accuse you of such a thing are too young to even understand anything you were saying in the last 60 seconds of this video.

Dicks.

[DealwithaDevil]

Congrats John, your videos always make me laugh. Love the content.

[sXeB34ST]

Congratulations John, you deserve the partnership.

[UrsinhoNick]

congrats man, you deserve it! always had the funniest commentaries

[6621790]

oke 2 things

1 congrats on the contract been subd for a looooonnnngggg ass time and just like to say you deserved it man :)

2 i think you should have at least offerd to suck all our throbing members ;( i am truely hurt man

[OHMYGAWDAFISHMANCAT]

HIGH FIVE

[RSCAowns]

i love you too ... but dicks

[IDCtwenty]

You know how some black comedians sometimes put on a stereotypical 'white guy' voice... Sounds like Woody's voice.

[IDCtwenty]

its a great opportunity, the raffica is over powered and it really gives me incentive...

made me lol.

[TheRockBandPro]

8 people have large harry un-human chodes..

[princesssalami]

haha thats so funny what you said about enjoying the game again and backing out of the noob lobbies, Thats exactly how I feel and what I do to have fun again.

Personally I enjoy barebones, when there aren't tubes and boosters. But no one else seems to like playing and are in love with the killstreaks for some reason so its hard to find a lobby... Thats what I hate about youtube commentaries -people are impressed with scores where killstreaks do most of the work & the player just got lucky...

[Synwyn]

@princesssalami I run into more tubers in barebones than I do in normal. People have no reason to build up killstreaks, so they run around randa-tubing everything just to be a fucking douchebag. :(

[princesssalami]

@Synwyn ya, but the rare occasion in either game type when you don't get bullshitted on its a breath of fresh air...Can't wait for this dumb patch 402 commented about...AGES ago

[Cr4zyAM]

Lol why would u want to finish faster?

[Synwyn]

@Cr4zyAM Because I am all that is man. Why last long? It feels good when you get off. I want it to feel good as soon as possible. Get on my level. Fuck them hoes. ^

[17thSHIT]

Your not selling out your selling in.

[Gravity2]

Wow, congrats man! Youre easily the best commentator on here, so you deserve it.

Also cocks :)

[MegasMaxed]

John, you are the most selfless man I know. You deserve a full partnership, and I'm glad that you got one. Congratulations! Keep licking dicks and blowing vaginas.

[lordtym91]

Machinima is setting up a monopoly of all COD related channels!! RUN WHILE YOUR STILL FREE PEOPLE!!!!... jk

[OpinionatedAussie]

see, last time i checked, ability to finish faster wasn't what most guys brag about....idk, maybe i AM good at sex after all.....