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  • Who would give 5000 for a dinosaur...

  • this is a fake vertu

  • shit

    

  • Wow, it looks nearly as good as my old Go-Phone.

  • We that much money, you can buy a Samsung Galaxy Note and iPhone 4S and a bunch of iPads......and some extra cash left to buy your wife or GF a jewelry.

  • It is just an expensive Nokia.

  • eww lame .. looks like it just got out of the 90's ....

  • This is the ugliest phone ever

  • 0:52 I was kinda expecting the Apple start-up music.....

  • It's a replica, not a real one.

  • it looks like a PREPAID PHONE only thing good about it is that it as diamonds u could put rhinestones on it and make it look special and order or download better music

  • yes but does it suck your dick ?

  • @EdiownedU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA LMAFO

  • wtf man this found is like the worst phone ever

  • This post is 5 yrs old , the cobra Is a lot better , but most you will never be able to afford it . This looks like the constellation.

  • Piece of SHIT!!!!!!!

    

  • haha you waste you money

  • Y da fuck is this garbage worth 5000 dallars ???

  • wouldn't exchange my blackberry bold 9900 for this crap even in my dreams..if i did, then it would be called a nightmare..

  • vertu is not a multimedia phone its a phone for serious users... those who buy vertu's dont need mp3 players or camera's with them... lol they have camera''s all around them hahhahaa so its all together a different class of cell phones... i dont if anyone knows this but vertu is like a subdivision of nokia... notice the same layout of the operating system.... and excellent hardware...

  • It looks old as is not a touch screen because it IS ten years old!

  • it dosent even have a camera!!!1

  • my mp3 player can play videos wut

  • The software is still that of a $50 bargain nokia phone from jurassic time

  • nice phone, people who hate it hate cos they cant afford it

  • @mmoshfeghi I would not buy that even if I had all the money in the world. It looks like shit, it does nothing special compared to the cheapest phones that were available 5 years ago and if someone steals it, well, you're fucked.

  • @mmoshfeghi most people hate animal sex. but does that hate mean they love to start a family with a goat but they could not? people hate this shit because its super expensive and yet its not anywhere near an iphone nor is it a gold or a diamond.

  • look like and act a phone I used 10 years ago

  • for a 5k dollar phone it shud have better graphics -_____-

  • Video shot on an iPhone 4

  • I rather buy a gun and shoot this phone if I found out someone bought it lol

  • STUPID

  • complete rip off looks like a nokia from 50 years ago

    

  • @macwizful you're right but think of it as a piece of jewelry instead of a phone

  • @fthebest y not u buy jewelry instead...

  • But ... will it blend?

  • @jvincents

    Nope because it is made from some indestructible white titanium... sorry

  • @jvincents Indeed...Will-it-blend?

  • that is the question.

  • there's a new gold plated nokia phone which costs only a thousand euro nokia oro

  • it's not even touch screen! it's just a nokia wif a lot of crappy colors

  • indeed

  • I'm I still with my iPhone. Even if this is handcrafted.

  • freaking say somthing in ur dumb videos

  • mobile phones are such a disposable piece of technology that buying one encrusted with gold or diamonds is just pointless

  • not that nice.

  • Is this really how crappy luxury phones are!!??

  • Transformers phone? XD

  • idiots i have one

    and its not like iphone one button and i have a helicopter pikking me up to the club

    lo life basterds

  • @Diakosali you need to spend thousands of dollars on a phone to pick you up on a heli??? On my iphone I can call NASA to send me to the fucking moon if I had their number.

  • @Diakosali

    Bullshit, I have a real one and you don't get a helicopter picking you up. DUMB FUCK

  • @Diakosali im sry but ur an idiot! really thats what you buy with ur money?...the attention from other people to see u leave in a heli after a night at a club!!! And btw u have to admit the phone looks like shit! I mean what kind of an idiot does it take to buy this phone for that amount of money. if what u need is to be picked up by a heli in an emergency get a a fucking brietling but for fucks sake...get urself a decent phone with respectable technology, were in 2011 dammit!!!!

  • @Diakosali when u die, u won't bring this shit and ur helicopter with u to ur grave...

  • Really? you pay 5000 for a Nokia? my iPhone 4, look better and is better.

    Why you don´t spend that money in help all the handicaps in Bangkok street...

  • @Alecasand lol its called being rich

  • Why would anyone buy this garbage ill keep my evo

  • Haha vertu suck my balls

  • LOOKS LIKE SOME NOKIA OLD SHIT PHONE! WTF?

  • yes, but will it blend?

  • the point of the phone is just to show you have so many money and that's it...

  • i will stick with apple i think

  • now i see where all those luxurious blonde chicks and rich ass celeprities spend their money. fuck them, i got to enjoy better phone at least :D)))))) LOL, really...

  • Looks like shit.

  • I'll stick to my IPhone 4...

  • wtf technology is missing here !

  • this allows criminals to spend their dope money on stuff...... and iphone is better than this thing is!

  • гавно

  • ihea maybe your finger sliped on your keyboard and holded 0 many times you wanted to say 5 bucks because that's a fucking CHINA toy.

  • at 0:51

  • omg,the sound...my ears...

  • pretty fucking expensive....arrggg.. I will never buy that shit just cuz I always forget my phone here and there...I never heard of that but my friend has one and with that much money they should make it look nicer

  • pinche celular de mierda es muy caro y no le veo por k tanto el presio es mas vien por lo k esta echo no por las funciones I dont like

  • is fake...

  • it's a cheap fake...go away man :-j

  • what a shit is that? bruhahahahaha

  • Verta sux. For that price you can buy much better phone + touch screen.,+ HD pic/vid rec., + all features.

  • @Chuckskull888 that wasnt out 3 years ago

  • mine uncle got one with gold buttons, but ur looks like fake....

  • The screen looks like the Nokia prepaid phone I had in high school lol. For something that cost so much, it sure does look cheap. And who still has polyphonic ringtones?

  • The Real Lux is got a phone with a pretty camera, hi-fi music, powerful games, colourized themes or you can do modding, not this piece of fucking gold shit! and i don't mind the professional service at 24/7 !! sincerelly, an ODM phone can beat this nonsense in sales believe me or not :/....

  • looks like a cheap piece of shit 

  • @devilguy0000 lol

  • this sh!t look like a Pre Paid phone $29.99 wit dem gay ass ringtones.fuck outta here ha ha

  • for shit 5000

  • looks pretty ugly

  • @xXReichstadXx It does...well compared to lets say N97 it does but if you do lets say this /watch?v=VTB-P-Bs9wg to the N97 I don't think it would work quite well...or if you go with a car over it...and many other things to break the phone...but the price is just to much...

  • I LIKE THIS VIDEO CAUSE IT SHOW'S ME HOW WACK THIS PHONE IS! THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD! =)

  • whats so great about this phone? its what phones were like 10 years ago! who the fuck would want this shit? just cause its expensive doesnt mean its good. ALSO WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT THE RINGTONES? THEYYY WACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

  • @queenbdgaf type vertu test on youtube and watch a couple of videos and you'll figure it out...but for that I'd give 1000$ MOST!!

  • 5000 bucks my dick

  • So, finally I know what a polished turd looks like.

  • 0:50 - you have to be kiddin me..

  • stop playing with daddys phone

  • it is'nt even original and the software looks fugly

  • that phone sucks i bought a pre paid phone that cost me $25 that does the same and looks like it...........my iphone is way better...that mess isnt even touch screen.....

  • I treat for a iPhone4 (with 2 year contract), 0.5 Carat Diamond and Guerrilla Glue.

  • and it uses SIM Card. T-Mobile?

  • $6000 for a phone? i would rather buy a rolex watch for that price, at least those watches will never become obsolete. and I'm perfectly fine with my nokia e71 it does the job.

  • its like those baby toy phones just with worse looks(Y)

  • the quintessential shit with sprinkles

  • Expensive but nothing great

  • i wont pay 5grand for that small screen and keybord shit

  • technical very bad phone... i 100% agree with megaavatar88

  • Most Vertus are actually Series 40-powered devices. Other than some exclusive features, what rich people are actually buying a glorified Nokia 6300.

  • @blakegriplingph It's not all rich people, it's stupid rich people with small penises. Most rich people that I know carry Blackberrys and iphones.

    I mean it looks like a cheap phone from 2004 made out of gold and diamonds. The function is just not there. If it had amazingly advanced technology and specs then I probably would buy it for that much but it doesn't. And if I'm feeling like I want some gold or diamonds then I'd just buy jewelry, not a primitive phone made out of gold.

  • Vertus are made by Nokia which makes it almost exactly the same.

  • ugliest phone I've ever seen!....

  • I'm sticking with iPhone, fuck this waste of money!!

  • you could have just bought a six core desktop! you wasted $5,000 for something that doesnt even have a memory card nor wifi?! seriously

  • this has same wsoftware as the old nokias

  • @arjungs661992 nokia owns vertu

  • indian rich guys buy smartphones ,no this shit cos u can use this money to feed the poor

  • This is a millionaire/billionaires phone. They don't waste precious time playing games and using apps. They own it for its luxury materials, its unmatched durability and its one of a kind concierge service - by pressing the Concierge button, you have 24/7 access to lavish personal service and this is the most amazing part of owning a Vertu phone personally. This service also provides ultimate security storage, for millionaires and billionaires, who have very private contacts and messages. Mint!

  • Thats what rich people want? A old Nokia on roids?

  • omfg, u stupid ppl, this phone isn't $5000 kidding me! u can buy this at allphones for like $89, its shit and u guys fall into traps so easily.

  • @wowjoel123 Vertu really is OVER $5000, seriously

  • I think, my cellphone is better, is a Nokia 5530, and I´m happy with that cellphone

  • the screen is well tiny.no defence. and... all the ringtones sound realy old fashioned. Its like the phone came from the second hand shop years ago! LOL

  • hey Mate it actually Costs 10 , 000 $ as i know , My Dad just bought one for 10 , 000 $ but idk it looks like Classical phone for businessmans who does not need all that Cool stuff like Iphones and those u know. so it's kinda Too simple phone just for Calling people and Listening to music. BUt the only plus it has is It is too hard to break , lol. cos it's all Covered with Titan or something idk. if u throw it to the wall it wont break , and the screen is Unscratchable.. nothing special .

  • 5,000 for that crap!

  • @luisgugaba

    agree! Iphone better =) i think you must be stupid to buy a phone for 5000$ O_O but if you are rich, you can buy this sh1t :D

  • its called elegancy and pride

  • were is the WIFI??

  • fake, becouse this copy don't have propeller on top

  • I remember when they sold that phone for $700 in 2003, it about 7-8 years old, one of the first to have color display was made by Nokia

  • its fake

  • I think a Rolex is a far better investment and much more gratifying than this obsolete phone.

  • It looks just like the phones Nokia used to manufacture 10 years ago.

    I think Vertu's functioning as Nokia's waste disposal unit.

    A really "low on features,silly ass phone"

  • LOL! The software is so out of date and weak. 5000 dollars for this garbage?? What a joke.

  • was für eine scheiße

    das muss man echt mal sagen...

  • Is this a luxury phone? the only thing you pay for is the brand! Look at the damn software and sounds?! This isnt luxury....

  • that is the most garbage ive ever seen. Its like putting your money in the toilet and flushing just after you took a wicked dump all over it. you have a lot of money in order to buy this, so... in other words you just slapped god in the face for giving you a gorgeous gift!

  • dude the software on this phone is the same as on my old nokia phone thats from 2000

  • This phone creates no value worth $5000. Value is a function of perception and although there is a demand for overpriced luxury goods, this one has no function to justify its price tag. On-call concierge? Handmade with rare metals? Please.

    In other words, this is a piece of shit.

  • the Heading should have been $5000 phone # Fail...

  • You just like wasting your money with an awful phone with unloaded features you better buy an iPhone 4G!

  • Nokia 5310 inside ? ROFL

  • looool Nokia 3510 inside ? ROFL

  • bahaha if you bought this shit they seriously SAW you coming.

  • yea well vertu has something called conceirge u idiots, u just press 1 button on the phone and anywhere u are in the world anytime u can get anything u like if its food , air tickets, limo service, tables at any clubs, restaurants even if they are full or tickets to shows that are sold out so id say it is worth it so dont mock it too much

  • @mihirdhanak american express has this on their platium cards too for $375 a year plus about a million other benefits

  • DUDE the programs on this is fking weak

  • Oh please this is the old model i saw people selling at $200 second hand

  • EVERYONE ITS A fAKE!

  • how do you know?

  • poor quality, plastic buttons...if you have handled a real one you will know what a meen

  • why is it so expensive

  • Proof that it doesn't require intelligence to have money.

    This is like having a diamond encrusted Apple iMac, with 64 MB of memory.

  • its like a sheep in wolves clothing.

  • My Nokia 3210 for 10€ has better ringtones

  • bullshit more like 50$ piece of shit fone!

  • looks like $5000 well spent!

  • Falso , el autentico tiene otro menu , o puede qeu este sea otro modelo mas viejo

  • their are many fakes around, many people get conned by Buying Clones complete waste of Money

  • my iphone beats you ^^

  • dont be hating u fucking retards it doesn't look that bad haha

  • wow why i want a cellhphone made of space ships material and shit fuck this 5120 ...

  • Wow, i watched ten seconds of stupid. This crap is horrible looking and the ring tones are as well terrible. I agree with everyone here

  • That is ugly phone, for $ 5000. I wouldn't even pay for a $ 100. It looks like the first generation old cell phones by Nokia in 1998.

  • I have a SE w810i xD

  • this phone sucks! its ugly and my motorola v3 that i use to have beats it by a mile, my iphone beats it too :)

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  • LOOSER. THAT WHAT MY 6 YEAR OLD NOKIA PHONE IS. WITH THE PDA WORLD YOU HAVE TO BE BIG TIME LOOSER TO HAVE ONE. AND THAT U MENTIONED IN DUBAI ITS A BIG STATUS SYMBOL, I MEAN COMON AN OLD NOKIA PHONE THAT MAKES NOISE, AND HAS BAD GRAPHICS. i DID NOT THINK ARABS WERE THAT DUMB.

  • so you show off your phone by the ringtones it has????? wtf

  • I wouldn't spend $5000 on a phone that does half the job of an Nseries. Rich bastards just buy it for the gold and concierge ninjas that come with it.

  • fake.. not a vertu

  • Wow, this sad sack must really have a small penis. I hope it has a damn good vibrating system for his poor misguided wife

  • U RICH BASTARD!

  • @georgemierlut you jealousy bastard !!

  • sorry to say this but that phone is the most ridiculos phone i have ever seen you want to see a cool phone look at my phone

  • lmao @ kameel8!!!!

  • wow 3310 technology

  • 3330 its colour. :-D

  • Just a glorified nokia tbh even if they are made of expensive materials.

    Only people with no sense or too much money buy mobile phones like this.

  • wouldnt give five dollars for it.

  • wow polyphonic ringtones!

  • this phone; you can't buy it if you have only money, you need to be stupid too.

  • you are very funny! A coworker of mine actually bought this phone for his wife & I totally agree with your comment

  • this is the real one :X

    i wish i have this phone

  • $5,000 phone with cheap T-Mobile service. Stay in your lane.

  • fuck a vertu wat the fuck am i gonna buy a vertu for it better fuckn have a pussy attached so i can fuck it

  • people buy vertu for the concierge service, not the phone itself.. n that is TOTALLY worth it!

  • i'd rather have an iphone and the extra thousands to spend on something useful. everything about this phone is a marketing gimmick.

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