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  • The KGB are Melbourne Heart Ultras

  • What the hell was THAT?!

  • what are they saying and wat does it refer to?

  • @A7XNCK the KGB was Stalin's secret police that worked for him when he lived.

  • @TheCornerGamer False, It was the national security agency of the Soviet Union from 1954 until 1991, and was the premier internal security, intelligence, and secret police organization during that time.

  • @SaxonTrue ok i was just telling him what i know about the KGB thanks

  • 9gag....

    

  • 9GAG reporting

  • 9GAG ARMY SHALL ARRIVE SOON!

  • @2912CHAOS 9GAG's for pussies

  • I miss michael

  • hahah , i did this with a friend of mine, he didnt like it so much XD

  • Man, I think im obsessed with The Office..

  • @villebre1 yeah me 2! , ive watched every seaseon like 10 times, cant wait for s8ep11

  • @djdewoe2 Give a shoutout when that episode comes out, I'm waiting aswell :D

  • This is the best joker ever.

  • Why does the KGB have a german accent? lol

  • I don't understand this. Can somebody fill me in?

  • @CelticsFanBoy92  Комитет государственной безопасности was a russion security agency during the early 1950s

  • it def sounds more german. but still hilarious

    

  • I NEED A LOVE BUTTON FOR THIS!!!

  • Ding Dong

    Whos there?

    The KGB

    The KGB who?

    Your a fool the KGB never rings anyone's bell.........

    .........In Soviet Russia people laugh at our jokes.

  • I've been looking for this, i love this scene. But I SWEAR, if NBC Universal drops another damn copyright infringement bomb, im gonna go down there and present a nice little pilot for them called "NBC Gets Their Ass Kicked".

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  • I love the Russian accent.

    Oh wait.

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  • ROFL

  • HAHAHAHAHA i love dwight!!!!! if you love him, u gotta check out the one of hime crying over jim:)

  • Look At Dwights Face When He Says," Ve Vill Ask The Qustions ARound Here" ROTFL

  • what did Jim say?

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  • @MrThedudeman1 Many other countries have made their own version of the Office as well.

  • @SgtTheFink It was British to start with, thats the part i dont understand, we have classics like The Office and Being Human and for the kids Thomas the tank engine just for exmaple, but in america they always have to remake the whole thing when there was nothing wrong with the original. We have The walking Dead, 24 and so on but we dont remake it we just enjoy it the way it is. This isnt to cause offence, i just dont understand why it has to be changed.

  • @zZHighTimeZz

    Mate, chill.. I'm British and I find the US Office pretty hilarious sometimes, I personally prefer it ... what's your problem?

  • @MyFlogBlog Again another youtuber taking a comment the wrong way, i wasnt shouting, i didnt have my caps on did i? it was just a comment/question in general, so there is no need for me to chill. As i said in my comment it wasnt to cause offence.

  • VE VUL ASK ZE QUESCHONS!

  • @TheTako400

    thats kind of a german accent isnt it?

  • What episode is this from?

  • @willflip98 s5e17

  • LMFAO I had to watch his over and over again.... ugh to bad you didnt get the whole joke when him slaps dwight

  • told this joke a 1000000000000000 times

  • I have told that joke.... :D

  • i don't get it. can someone explain the joke?

  • @ir0ckfartz you should check up what kgb is

  • @ir0ckfartz KGB= Komitet gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti. They were the Soviet equivalent of the CIA from 1954 until the collapse of the USSR. They were ruthless and killed those alleged to be "anti-communist." The joke is a play off of how brutal they were in interrogations.

  • what episode is this

  • @iceberg931 season 5 episode 17 named "golden ticket"

  • @Siblu08 thank u

  • funny but i wouldnt be laughing so hard im crying

  • Lmao I'm crying from laughing so hard.

  • press 5

  • 22 people asked who the KGB was...and got slapped;)

  • @kiozai no 22 people are real ukrianians or russians and know that the KGB were horrible people....

  • b will ask the questions love it

  • What the hell was THAT!!??

  • I could watch this over and over again and it would still crack me up

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  • Has anyone seen the bloopers to this?

    "Knock Knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "...Secret Police!" *tackle*

  • Micheal Scott made 21 accounts?

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk

    You're stupid.

  • @Neutuality Your stupid, if you even know who Micheal Scott is you damn well know hes capable of doing such things.

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk

    What about "my stupid." I don't think you can own a "stupid."

  • @Neutuality Lol. thats a good one

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk How can you call someone stupid when you use the incorrect form of your... You cannot OWN a stupid, which inevitably means YOU'RE stupid.

  • @TekBubs Sure? Ill let you have it, feel good about yourself. Make a tshirt and wear it proudly.

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk Have what? I cannot physically have something in text or on the internet. I already have a T-Shirt. Did you hear about the man with the golden voice?

  • @TekBubs LOL

  • shit quality, whats up with recording off the tv?

  • my video was blocked worldwide! :(

  • shouldve loaded the rest

    

  • AND AFTER THAT JIM'S DING DONG JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HA

  • five-ling

  • 19 people don't liek being slapped during a knock knock joke.

  • "No God"

  • DWIGHT IS THE FUCKN MAN

  • I watched this on dish network and i re winded it about 10 times. i couldn't stop laughing.

  • Further proof that everything America does is better than the Brits.

  • @jogeryjogo further proof that the only funny comedy americans can make is stolen from brits, fuck you you just probably dont understand our humour, go back to dissing islam and being racist you yankee peice of shit

  • @lozzag13 you realize that the UK version of The Office ended 7 years ago. We Americans have been writing our own material for years now.

  • @darkrahnoehk That's because the UK office ended on a high, whereas the US version has just been dragged on for several seasons with crappier content.

  • jim's face made this entire video haha

  • 0:14...adorable!

  • Kaitlyn didn't even say the punchline though.

  • Kaitlyn did this joke on NXT!!!

  • WWE NXT

  • @CLLIB yeah, i had to look for it too.

  • @CLLIB

    WWE NXT: Kaitlyn is god!

  • british is much better

  • @hyenachase Course it is - original and BEST! This is PITIFUL!

  • It wasn't a russian terrorist group, it was russia's version of the CIA during the years of the USSR.

  • @Iceman785 same thing really...

  • what is KGB???

  • @ViolinPro88 a russian terroist group

  • See the problem with the UK Version of The Office is 2 things.

    #1: It lacked soul. The jokes were there but the delivery was all wrong. I seen both versions and for some reason the jokes just come off 10x better on the US version whereas every joke on the UK version came off as half assed.

    #2: You don't know WTF they're saying in the UK version. Seriously, the particular accents being spoken in the UK version makes it sounds like they're mumbling.

    I'm not Biased my favorite TV show is TG.

  • @Mulciber87

    ROFL me and my brother were watching the uk version we understood only about 10 words

  • haha did that to my friend today and she reacted the same way michael did!! xD

  • what aboutjims knock knock wtf!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL LOL

    VEE VIL ASK THE KESTIONZ!!

    instant classic!!!

    LOL LOL

  • i love jim's kgb joke hahahaa

  • LMAO!

  • michael's face after he got slapped was priceless

  • LMAO...

    Love this show...

  • This would be much better to watch without all the stupid captions on it.

  • lol, i just watched this episode yesterday and i laughed my ass off when dwight said that. I did this joke to so many ppl at my school today.

  • "Ve vill ahsk the questions!!" XD LOL Dwight is awsome!

  • I forget which episode is this from, also i like Jim's response right after this

  • Wow people are getting so angry... it's just a friggin joke. And it's funny. So stfu and stop complaining.

  • you all need to relax is just a tv show!

  • krustynails

    I am sure that you are hated just about everywhere you go

  • Lol @ the UK coming on youtube looking up the US version of The Office just to bash it because their's sucked so much that it got cancelled so quickly because of a lack of humor/ shit cast.

  • @severnjeff Wrong. I'm from the UK, and whilst I strongly prefer the US version of The Office, the UK version was not cancelled and it is regarded as one of the most influential comedies of all time. Frankly, everyone has Ricky Gervais to thank.

  • The UK version wasn't cancelled. A lot of UK shows have a set beginning, middle, and end. Quite unlike most American TV shows, that keep going until they turn into complete shit.

  • lol @ severnjeff, FAIL!

  • Why are we arguing over something that has nothing to do with how hilarious this scene is? Go on the British pubs vs American Pubs video or something and argue there. nowonder you get in so many fights.

  • @RemedyIn here are some good ones: watch?v=dz4Ps55Rx40 , watch?v=IMBgG976EZQ&NR=1

  • 100,000 VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you guys :)))

  • @Qkslvr0214 I am curious why you care....this is copyrighted material, it does nothing for you.

  • This scene always cracks me up.

  • dwight: knock, knock.

    jim: i'll be right there, i'm in the shower

    hahaha :)

  • @ChicagoGirl123 Very vell, ve vill come back at five-feefteen...

  • People need to chill out. This is a clip from the office and your talking about ufc pubs and drive by shootings haha wtf

  • Well I'm not British, nor American, so I feel a little out of place in this particular youtubian argument, but I've gotta say- I love both shows :D

  • German accent hahah

  • The UK version does suck

    And your description of the US version is not accurate. The US version does have subtle humor too, just not in this particular video.

  • Fuck, I hate British elitists who think they're so cool that they need to search up US Office videos and rant about the show. Is this how you guys spend your time?

  • @youremypuppet

    same i hate tha too, and im british :P

  • what? and you think Americans don't go on British videos and say how crap they are lol.

  • The US version isn't exactly comparable to the UK version past its first season (and maybe half of season two). Hence your argument is invalid.

  • @nakawoopahkapooski It was basically the same program... back in its first season. Which is what I said. But at this point (this clip is from the FIFTH season), the writers have figured out the direction it was to take. Which was to veer away from being like the UK version.

    If you prefer the UK version, this should not bother you.

    If you don't prefer the UK version, this should not bother you.

  • the UK version was fucking trash, it was an utter failure, that is why it got canceled.

    The US version is far better, that is why it didn't get pulled after 2 seasons...

    UK humor is boring, you tea drinking Brits with your big teeth have dry boring humour that no else finds funny.

  • I love some US humour and some British. I like aspects of The US office and some of the British. The British version was not "pulled", Gervais moved on to produce another Bafta award winning series ie; Extras. To bring any discussion down to a personal attack on a whole race is sad. English and Americans agree on SO many issues.We should embrace our friendship because, the way the world is turning on us, we may be the only friends we have left....All the best to you.

  • No, the UK version for canceled because british people have a dry sense of humour that no finds funny. The while setting in an Office with an annoying boss was a good idea it's just British fucks can't write for shit.

  • @chuggyman69 Dear me, are you drunk or, as i suspect, you are just a clinical moron. You can't spell, have no syntax, and have no point. Shut up and go and play with your sister you mong.

  • @chuggyman69 Am i alone in thinking that the worst part of the net, is allowing morons the opportunity to voice their opinions. in the past, in the pub, they would have kept silent. Now, they sit anonymous, and vent their ignorance via a keyboard. yep, i'm guilty, acknowledging their lack of education.

  • @bbrr9 I cant help but notice that everything you have said to chuggyman applies to you also. You are a troll that gets a thrill out of trying to make people angry.

    "In the past, in the Pub they would have kept silent" i would like to see you talk that smack to Brock Lesnar. Why don't you do yourself a favor and go look in the mirror you foul mouth bipolar hateful bitch.

  • @TheMassdistortion lol, you have said similar before. be quiet, and know your place..

  • @bbrr9, and you have brought up the pub before, fuck the pub... There are places here in the states that are far more brutal than your pub. You can sit there and daydream all you want about "manly men". Here in the states you may be keeping your mouth shut and still get caught up in a drive by shooting. Screw your tough guy mentality, you want to be tough? Get in the UFC then I may respect you.

  • @TheMassdistortion AHAHAHAHA This argument is amazing. How did this video stimulate an argument where pubs and UFC come up? I love reading some of the moronic things people write on this website

  • @MartinRiggs123 why not read it? its self explanatory. I guess the guy thinks pubs is where the real men hang out. What kind of moron scrolls over the text written 2 months ago and calls something moronic?

  • @TheMassdistortion Ha ha, fair play. Clearly got way too much time on my hands at the moment.Tthe argument just made me laugh is all

  • @MartinRiggs123 no prob, The dude just got under my skin telling everyone if they was in his pub they wouldn't dare say something to him in person or some BS. Clearly if someone is that much of a bad ass, they need to get off youtube and get into the ring

  • @chuggyman69 The Office (British, original) won 2 Golden Globes. Another 21 wins & 11 nominations. Saying ''British fucks can't write for shit'' is like saying ''I have downs syndrome, please don't pay attention to anything I say''. Fucking idiot. Who gives people like you access to the internet??

  • hey GamerJamer knock knock :)

  • @chuggyman69 And also the UK version wasn't pulled, it just wasn't spun out for so long that the joke went stale

  • the UK version sucks nuts. I still to this day haven't seen a good show or film come out of the UK. They don't resort to knock knock jokes you fucking idiot. It is what makes the character who he is. He says stupid shit like that.

  • which season an episode was this again???

  • @iNtAlps You stupid fuck.

  • lol, i just noticed the title, and dont freak out u fucking cunt

  • Seeing as the KGB changed their name in '91, goes to show how old the jokes are. Lame.

  • This joke like "That's what she said," are used to show how dated both Dwight's and Micheal's sense of humor are. Way to be able to pick up on the jokes though Champ. That is all.

  • Hey retard. Writing old jokes within a 'comedy show'? Brilliant. The comedy bar must always be set very low for you yanks to 'get it'. Easy money or what - like most of the recycled crap that you've been churned out of Hollywood for the last 20 years.

    Your turn.....

  • God forbid they use jokes to build character depth. Oh doing such a thing must mean we have such shallow senses of humor. I've watched both versions and enjoy both versions but the fact that you have such a mad-on for the US version just tells me you're pissed that the UK series got canceled. Get the fuck over it. Oh and by the by Gervis helps produce the US version so if he had an issue with it I'm sure he would have voiced it by now. Also it's churning not churned. Dumbass. That is all.

  • rooneylooney73 your a faggot

    the office is amazing

  • thomas3718 you need to ship out from your mom's place, get a good man-partner in your life, adopt a child and move on.

  • haha rooneylooney73 i bet your like 40 u pathetic old faggot

    what kind of pedophile name is rooneylooney73 anyway?

    get a life faggot

  • oh dear. another limp gay reply.

    Stop spiking your mom's coffee with Rohypnol and get some proper sex with someone your own age - but stay away from your local kids. I'm a parent and pervs like you make me sick.

    you know in your own mind don't you? see a shrink before it's too late. xx

  • im 17 you deusche

    the fact that your a parent whos arguing with people on the internet shows you are a loser. get off youtube and go earn a living

  • Oh dear Tommybaby. Who's arguing? You started it - I'm finishing it.

    'The office is amazing'. F**king hell pal. Get yourself some sex! (excl. mom)

    'Get off YouTube'...you gonna make me then?

    And lastly. I earn more money in my work than you could EVER dream of (seriously).

    Now get your stinking gay ass to Iraq boy!!

  • spelling win

  • @thomas3718 LOL best misspelling of 'douche' ive ever seen

  • Because the original is lame. Compare ratings for yourself.